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I am going to pledge $10,000 to fund this revolutionary video game console.

eta 5 minutes
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oops forgot link

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
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HORY SHET
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done.
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Holy fuck he actually did it.
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>>255258203
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
Dat video. The console peasant delusion is real.
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I implore you to reconsider
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>>255258203
>actually delivers the 10.000$

This autistic kid is going to shit his pants.
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>>255258203
>>255258797
well, Mike Byron from Seattle WA, I know who to rob next time I'm there.
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>>255258203

what the actual fuck.

ithought you were just shitposting
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>>255258797
Why would you do this.
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op pls you're just going to back out at the last second
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He's probably just going to revoke it.

Don't get your hopes up.
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>>255258203
Should've done this right before the timer ends. Doing this, you could cancel.
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>>255258905
But he doesn't have anymore money.
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>>255258905
Reading ability: 0
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Dude seriously you just gave money to the worst guy
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/973736766/created
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>>255258905
>implying he'll make good on his pledge
>implying he isn't just trolling them by making other people not pledge because the has already been reached
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>>255258905
>Mike Byron from Seattle WA
>>255258203
>mfw OP is fucking beautiful
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>I LIVE IN ST LOUIS FOR ABOUT 18 YEARS NOW, AND I WAS RAISED IN A POOR HOUSEHOLD, GOT HOSPITILIZED 15 DIFFERENT TIMES AND I ALWAYS SPEND MONEY ON THINGS I ONLY WANT RATHER NEED. IN A HOUSE OF JUST MY PARENTS AND ME, HOWEVER I WAS RAISED IN ORLANDO, FL IN A HOUSE OF 2 OLDER SISTERS, AND ONE OLDER BROTHER. I WAS RAISED IN A LARGE SIZED FAMILY, BUT I LIVE ALONE WITH PARENTS THAT LOVES ME AND CARES FOR ME. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM.
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>>255258203
op
can you gib me steam dosh
pls buy me paysafe ;_;
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Holy dear god what did I just watch happen?

You wanna donate any money to a guy who's wife just died from cancer?

it was worth a try

[email protected] is my paypal bro.
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>>255259178
Op i would suck your dick
no homo
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Dear lord, OP
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>>255258203
Made my night before I go to bed.
Thanks OP for making this man's dream come true, and exciting me for the future of video games
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I wish this young doc brown my best
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I'm actually concerned that this guy is seriously mental ill. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a tin foil hat in the video.
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>>255259328
sent ;)
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>>255258203
Hey OP, do you want to pay for my student loans?
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I wonder how OP is going to commit suicide, then.
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>>255259227
that doesn't even make sense.

how is he supposed to develop a console when he doesn't even make sense.
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>that autistic kid earned more in a few weeks doing absolutely nothing than I do in 1/4 of a year

Why are we still here, just to suffer?
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itt /v/ has no idea how kickstarters work
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>>255259227
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjK86k7dkCo
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>>255259570
not everyone is as unsuccessful in life as you are
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>>255258203
Godspeed, you sick fuck, godspeed.
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>>255258203
>Associate Producer at 343 industries

OP, just reading through your FB, you seem like a pretty cool guy, the kind of guy I'd like to be friends with if I wasn't such a fucking loser I guess I'll just follow you on fb.
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>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM
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>>255259626

Being unsuccessful is a prerequisite for posting on /v/.
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OP, since the goal has been reached, you can't pull your pledge now (because the pulled pledge would then go under the goal again, thus presenting a rigged display).

If this was your idea of a joke, you better hope the minimum is met by someone else before legal repercussions come knocking.
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>>255259570
life is pain, anon, get used to it
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OP is the creator of the Kickstarter. He just gave himself 10,000 and you idiots all fell for it.
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>>255259570
Stop being a bitch and play games
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> Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

>nothing special.

nothing special
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>>255259734
>kickstarter fees
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>>255259695

>KS
>legal repercussions
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Well, I had my doubts, but this explains everything I need to know.
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>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM
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>John Smith 1 minute ago
>now build me a space video game

OP confirmed for savior of vidya
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>>255259695
>legal repercussions
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>>255259859
>galaxy attachment port

I always wanted to connect to an entire galaxy
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>>255259859
>Cybermatrix Dual Dual Lens DVD +/- RW Reader / Writer
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>>255259265
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM.
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>>255258203
>>255258797

JESUS CHRIST
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>>255258797
I'm fucking dying.
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>>255259859
>Composite ports still sitting next to the Galaxy Attachment Port.
Truly the future is here
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I can't wait to start cybergaming
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>>255258203
some rich fag should just back it fully just so we can see what he does with that $500
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>>255258203
>>255258797
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>255259695
>legal repercussions
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>>255259859
>HDMI Out and In

w-what?
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>>255259856
>>255259919
KS and Amazon get a cut of every person's pledge, didn't you know?

It is failing to pay a debt with them that allows them to take legal action on you.
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>>255260191
Like the Xbox One
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>>255258203
holy fuck that guy is autistic
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>>255260089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4Sy4WARyo&t=49s
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Congrats OP, it's going to take him until at least 2019 to say thank you now
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>>255260191
That's actually a thing. The Xbone has it so you can route your cable box into it.
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>>255259695
wanna bet? ill pull it right now you faggot
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>>255259859

>the galaxy port is a triforce
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>>255260219

Not if he pulls it.
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>>255258338
Why does avast say this is a virus?
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>>255259859
GALAXY TECHNOLOGY IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS

GALAXY
FUCKING
TECHNOLOGY

TECHNOLOGY ON A GALACTIC SCALE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THR WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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And its gone.
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>>255260281
This is far too much crazy to handle. Can't wait for the creator to wake from his nap
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he pulled it
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>>255260345
Huh, thought I was the only one.
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Humanity is not ready for this
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>>255259328
sent ;)
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>>255258203
>It's now back down the 41
OP why pull out you pussy?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
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>>255258203
Why?
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>>255258797
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>>255260429
>quantum turbine engine
this guy isn't autistic, he's just busting a hilarity nut
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>>255260429
>QUANTUM TURBINE ENGINE
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>>255259570

So you make 40k and you're bitching?
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>he pulled it
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No way he goes through with it.
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>it's back
What the fuck are you doing OP?
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Surely, OP is a fag as always and it can't be real-

>Check the link

Oh fuck.
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>>255258632
>>255258843
>>255258885
>>255258905
>>255258937
>>255258973
>>255259071
>>255259328
>>255259570
>>255259695
>>255260054
>>255260059
>>255260151
so much fucking underaged retards here, jesus Christ
This thread is cringe heaven
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>>255260519

naw someone actually got in touch with him on facebook: http://imgur.com/a/2gDeG
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>>255258797
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>>255260630
OP gonna give that autistic fuck a heart attack.
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>>255259859

4
MOTHERFUCKING
HIGH TECH TOUCHSCREENS
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>>255260564
>HAHA
oh goddamnit yoshi
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>>255258203
What the hell are you doing?
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>>255260710
If I was OP I would have popped a blood vessel if I saw this.
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>>255260710
>tfw you'll never be an ocean warrior
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>>255260680
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>>255260710
>during the camelot ages, i was hatched to a dragon herd. my mom, sylvia nighttail
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Mike what the fuck are you doing?
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>tfw watching the video
>tfw no face
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>>255260710

>part ultra-dragon
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>>255260710
>ultrafish and holy dragon
o-ok
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>>255260710
show the rest of his hatching story

i want to know what he has to say about his mom, sylvia nighttail
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>$20,041

Why.
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>says 20K now
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Nigger you just gave birth to Chris-Chan 2.0

Congrats, you beautiful bastard.
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TWENTY

THOUSAND
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>>255260819

>CYBER STOVE
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>$20,000
Who did this
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how do people even get this kind of money?
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>20,000
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CWC has nothing on this
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>TWENTY
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I can't wait for Bob's Game to be exclusive to the CYBERVISION
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>>255260941
Just click the link you retard.
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>third strike
w-what

is this his third attempt?
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>>255260819
he's building a pc for people with claws and fins?

how wonderfully inclusive.

props for the stove attachement, though. microwave food makes people fat.
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>$20,000+
Nah, someone has to be fucking with the website. There's no feasible way for there to be anyone stupid enough to part ways with that large sum of money even if jokingly.

I mean, fuck if you wanted reaction images, we can do that. It's free, y'know.
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Mike this thread convinced me to finally buy Halo 4.

>>255261050
The guy works for 343 industries so I guess he has a good job there.
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>>255260710
Wait, isn't his name "schaun bishop" or whatever?
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>>255261067
2
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Oh shit this is the guy!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100?play=video_pitch&ref=users
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$20k
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>>255261067
>i may have to
MAY HAVE TO WHAT?!
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>>255261139

you can pull it you dingus
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>>255261157
3
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>>255261105
here's all 4 of his projects
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>30k american dollaridoos

Someone has to be tampering with the website, no way this is real.
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>30,041
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>>255261067
>>255261157
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best controller
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>>255261227
It's 30k now.
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GUYS STOP
30K IS FAR TOO MUCH
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$30k now
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I FUCKING HOPE YOU'VE ALL WATCHED THE PITCH VIDEO

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE 20K TO AN AUTIST LIKE THIS

WHY
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>>255261157
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>it hits 30k by the time I scroll down a few replies
Stop it you guys.
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30,000$.
What the fuck is happening.
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>>255261105
>ultrafish
ULTRAKEK
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>>255261243
>4008% funded
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Who donated another 10k? Its at 20 000 now lelz.
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>>255261240
tree part deux
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>galaxy attachment port
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>>255261067
>>255261157
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is this some sort of virus bait because it's clearly just a joke, no one's going to part with 10k for a shitty /v/ thread and avast says it blocked some shit when accessing that URL.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say anyone who copypasted that into their address bar and didn't have avast is now part of a botnet
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>>255258203
>>255258797
nigga you have to stop
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>>255261239
YET IT STILL RISES. WHY. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, INTERNET MAN.
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>30K

Y?
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Why is it 30K?
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>40k

whoever's doing this should stop
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>>255261340
>High tech intercooler
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>>255261171
what

the fuck
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>>255261227
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>>255261272
OP gonna make this dude beat his parents when he pulls out.
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>40k
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>40,000

what is happening
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>40K now

Holy fuck
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did someone rob a bank?
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THERES A POINT WHERE THIS NEED STO STOP AND WE'VE CLEARLY PASSED IT
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40k make it stop... im over here starving
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DELETE THIS
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$40k
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good thing it's shawn's bedtime
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>40k
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>>255261349
>32 friends
More than I expected.
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>>255258203

viral, sage, reported
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>>255261171
woah not gonna' lie but his eyes are fucking adorable

what the fuck is with his hair though
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>50k

STOP THIS.
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>>255261356
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$40k WHYYYYY
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>>255261329
>you want to make a kickstarter to buy yourself a gaming system
>yea, but I don't know if it's possible
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We've gone too far
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>$50k

This is no longer podracing.
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Jesus christ OP you should just burn your money at this rate
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS HAVE THIS MUCH MONEY TO BLOW

WHAT THE FUCK

SERIOUSLY, PLEASE STOP ANONS

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED
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>>255261465
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>50k
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Will it have Hooker Bots?
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WELCOME TO DIE
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Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_CcJ-uBWI
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>$50.000
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>$50k
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>>255261380
>>255261441

because this thread went from OP trolling /v/ to /v/ having a laugh at expense of some autistic dude on kicstarter
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN,
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>255261563
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING
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is this real life?
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>>255261579
Aw man.

Is this guys kikestarter still ther?
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>50K

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

PLEASE
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>>255261559
>not being amhai sharib

Honestly I'd rather spend money on this than donations on a grl gamer
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>50k
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ITT Op tricks people out of money.
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Final warning, OP.

Under Terms of Use:
>Backers may increase, decrease, or cancel their pledge at any time during the fundraising campaign, except that they may not cancel or reduce their pledge if the campaign is in its final 24 hours and the cancellation or reduction would drop the campaign below its goal.

If you slip up, be prepared to owe 10% of your joke.
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Let me explain this to all you newfags. You can fake donations of any amount you want because the transaction doesn't go through until the Kickstarter has ended. So unless the autist is sitting there waiting for 50K to hit the button prematurely, this guys are gonna pull out by tomorrow.
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>tfw you can no longer tell if people posting here are complete morons or just pretending
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>>255259798
Sheeet, I completely lost it at that part.

Also, mfw CyberAutist uses the freshly acquired jewgold to finance his bath salts overdose.
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Fuck it I'm starving... I'll take $10 just so I can have my next meal if OP is being so generous.
[email protected]
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>>255261614
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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OP has to have stolen a credit card or stole some sort of money because this is fucking ridiculous

If this is legit, OP is more autistic than the guy who made the kickstarter
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Post this on faggy sites like Kotaku, etc.

The white night armies will bump funding into the millions.
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>>255261489
but let's keep going to see what happened
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>>255261625
>50 grand
Oh shit
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>>255261729
get a job
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>yfw due to some error or waiting time, OP can't pull the money before the project completes and loses 50k on this
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>>255259227
Somebody save this kid. Just show up at his door with a PS4 guts smashed to pieces and be like "I came from the future but it got rekt on the way here. Add some purple glass so it looks like future ram.
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>>255261662

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world/
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Not really in relation to OP but I had this idea about how to get rich thanks to kickstarter.

Basically I just want to make a fork of ubuntu and market it as the new big geek/gamer culture thing, similiar to like the ouya did (fight tha powah etc).

I just don't really know jack shit about marketing and how to make a good promotional video. Guess I'd have to browse reddit for some time to understand how to pander to these sorry idiots.
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>mfw everyone forgets to pull their pledges and is 10K+ in the hole by the end of the week
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>>255261690
It doesn't matter, he is 100% using stolen credit cards.
We've had an anon do shit like this before, and he admitted he was using stolen cc info.
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>>255258203
50 grand holy shit mother fuckers
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>>255261772
>implying my cc wont just be denied
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> or maybe even LEGO?

Now this is a man that thinks outside of the box.
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>>255261559
I'm going to make a single reply to a single stupid post out of the thousands in this thread:
It's not real. You can just fucking pull out again and funds on your credit card or bank account aren't checked until the funding period is over and it's successful. And if it turns out you don't have the required funds you face no legal repercussions.
This thread made me lose hope in all of humanity, assuming it's not OP just samefagging using hundreds of different IPs and what the fuck ever
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>>255261729
>[email protected]
Still looking to recruit a friend for wow?:^)
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>>255261740
Fucking this. I can imagine the headlines:
>the internet rapists at 4chan unfairly raise an dying autistic childs hopes by funding then dumping: raise money here
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Easily the best thread I've seen on this board in a long time.
>CYBERMATRIX DUAL DUAL LENS
>50K+
Whilst I starve.
ayyyy
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>$50K pledged

WHYY LMAO
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>tfw 50k
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>>255261882
>hot glue
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alright, fags, if it's so fake, then one of you wouldn't mind donating 100k?
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50000 really?
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>>255261882
>lego
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>>255258797
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I needed this laugh
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>>255261886
if you pull your pledge either in the last 24 hours, or pulling your pledge causes the kickstarter to drop beneath it's goal, you have to pay 10% of your pledge

if OP isn't using a stolen CC, he's fucked
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>>255261157
Not gonna lie this sounds pretty fucking rad.
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>mfw moot sees this thread and realises an autistic spastic is more profitable than 4chan
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What the fugg man
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why do people waste so much money for this shit?
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>50k
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I am angry
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>>255262018
10k is the KS max, I think.

>>255262115
No, it's if it's the last 24 hours AND it causes it to drop below the goal.
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>>255259695
>You can change or cancel your pledge anytime before Sat, Aug 2 2014 1:46 PM PDT.
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This was an amazing thread to wake up to.

I love you guys.
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This guy needs it more

http://www.gofundme.com/bxrwi4
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>back to 30k
someone please tell me what the fuck is going on
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i cant wait to see his retard rage when everyone pulls out there 50k
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>>255262139
>He thinks the creator of this kickstarter isn't moot's real form
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HE'S STARTING TO PULL THE PLEDGES
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These guys are right.
Even if it's fake, aren't you guys at least slightly worried that something will fuck up and you'll be down ten grand?
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>>255261772
>>255261857
>yfw this happens but the "cybermatrix 100 tu01" turns out the be the greatest creation of all time
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>>255262301
see >>255261886
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It's dropping. I think someone listened and is backing out.
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>>255262301

Cheques bouncin'
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You fucking idiot. Once a pledge goes over it's goal amount you can't make it go under the goal amount. You're going to be charged $460.
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>10k
is it over?
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>>255262332
At least we get a new console fit to rival the Wii-U.
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Why are they backing out? Come on niggas stay in there
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this is a terribl
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>>255261539
>yfw His Kickstarter is the exact amount of money to buy a Xbox1 with Kinect.
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>>255262410
No you won't.
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>>255261739

>implying
>use throwaway email, + profile
>add an old prepaid card to your acc
>add wan mirrion dorra
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>>255262368
it was filtered because samefag is overused
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>>255261794
>baltimore
all the worst people live in maryland i'm noticing
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>>255262414
It's ogre.
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>>255261882
So is this guy autistic, a troll, or a kid?

This shit is getting to elaborate, I can never tell anymore these days.
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>>255262410

>I have no idea how kikestarter works, but I'm going to shitpost anyways
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>>255261739
>WHAT IS CREDIT CARD GENERATOR XDDDD??
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Just watch, he's going to pledge even more
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Up to $40k again
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>>255262534
He's autistic. the 'higher thinking' kind
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It's finally dead, the dream is over.
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AAAAAAAAAND IT's back to 40
go home and get some sleep faggots
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>back to 41 dollaridoos

I almost got a heart attack there
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>it's back to $41.00

everyone go home
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All the money is gone. It's over folks. Nothing to see here.
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>>255262410
>what is behind 7 proxies
>what is just using nonsensical bank account info
>what is anonymity in the internet
No one will try and track you down unless you're living in the US and posting CP
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>>255262512
Well it is a pretty shit state.
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>it's ogre
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OP just cancelled everything.
What a faggot
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>>255262470

I also hope you're going through a VPN.
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Naww fuck you, anon. You could've at least waited till the thread was over to remove your pledges
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>>255261157
>it runs its own power and doesn't need gas

I sure know who needs the gas here
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>>255260861

It has nothing to do with not having fun, it has to do with morons thinking that you are legally bound to fulfil your pledge of money.
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>>255262651
6
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It was good while it lasted

I watched the video... my god.
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>>255262580
check again nigga
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>>255262294
>moralfag
>newfag

OP will cancel his donation. He doesn't have the money
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Well, that was a fun ride.
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>>255262631
It's not even a rule on KS. You're free to cancel no matter what as long as it's more than a day till the end.
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>Autistic man pleads with you to fund his completely infeasible video game console on kickstarter
>Give $40 just to impress his hot mom, knowing the project will never be fully funded and the gesture won't end up costing you a dime
>Some assholes invest tens of thousands of dollars at the last minute
>Forced to part with hard earned video games money to man who is making schematics in MS Paint
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>>255262534
actual autism of the chris-chan kind
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>>255262651
C'mon, at least make a believable shop.
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Does this guy get a notification or something for every pledge and cancelled pledge?
Otherwise, I doubt this kid will notice anything, he's probably asleep.
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>>255262758
>$40
>hard earned
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>right click
>inspect element
>people falling for this

It sure is summer
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

lol
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>>255262758

but you impressed the hot mom
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>>255262863
Are you literally retarded?
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>everyone dropped their pledges
lel we tricked everyone into thinking we know how ks works
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>Risks and Challenges
>Nothing special

Aww shit nigga this guy is a quality comedian
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>>255262739
yes, well to be honest I really don't know how kickstarter works because I've never used or informed myself about it, but holy shit it should be so obvious that this is fake
I really hope all the sane people just hid the thread and that's why so many ridiculously naive people seem to be prominent this thread
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So assuming this guy wasn't online at the time, does he see the $50k spike in some recorded stats or something?
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>>255262874

that shit doesn't even have galaxy attachments
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I swear if I ever win the lottery or make it big to the point that something like $10,000 is pocket change I'm going to dedicate a good amount of my time to funding amazing projects like this.
I need all of you to promise this as well. Just imagine the shitfest that would occur if all of Kickstarter's shittiest and autistic projects got tens of thousands of dollars overnight.
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>>255262863
I wasn't aware I could change the content of pages on other people's computers by doing that, thanks.
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God damnit /v/.
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>>255262876
how is $10 gonna compare to someone who donated 10k?
The hot mom aint gonna care about 10 dollars
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>>255262919
i think if $50,000 dropped on his doorstep he'd just be like "oh, alright" and go buy video games without questioning it. he's a few clubs short of a golf bag.
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>>255260281
It's the year 2019.
Militant Feminists have successfully infiltrated all facets of society.
Men, especially White men, are rounded up as prisoners and, after thurough debasement and emasculation..
Are sold as slaves to the highest bidding FemiMaster.

I have toiled in the Nevada water mines since 2016. It's a hard fate, and my trans overseer... xe is so cruel.

One night, as I lay in my bunk in Male Warren 32-B, a cyberdoor opens at the foot of my bed.

A hooded figure approaches me, his arms outstretched, holding something...

Holding a hyperplasma cyber-rifle.

He pulls back the hood, revealing his face. It's a face I hadn't seen in 5 years. Cyber-bespectacled and wise, with a nearly bald pate, cris-crossed with nano-augmentation and muta-rivets, but a few wild, golden strands hanging tenaciously to a scalp that hadn't seen a bath in a long, long time.

I look the familiar cyber-stranger in the eyes and tell him, my voice scratchy with dehydration, "thank you for this galactic power."

He shakes his head, a knowing smile crossing his soft, wormy hyperlips. "No, anon. Thank YOU."
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>>255262962
I promise you that too, anon
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10000 now
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>>255263208
>he will never build that cybermatrix now
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>>255261157
>CIA
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>>255263208
>July 13

What is he? Some sort of time lord?
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>>255263286
please stop
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20,000!!!!!
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>>255262962
I promise, anon.
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>>255263345
http://kickfailure.com/2014/04/11/3669/
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>>255260959
Doesn't seem like this guy is as tard-ragey as our beloved Chris.
Dunno, we'll have to see.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobsgame/bobs-game

It's been funded and is now some kind of MMO (if I read it correctly).
He also updated his blog at http://bobsgame.com with more insane shit but it's nowhere near "I am God" and the part about killing animals. Perhaps his schizophrenia started to subside.
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40000
stop fucking with him, anons
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40k again

Go to 1,000,000
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It's $50k now.
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50K again
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>>255263345
Someone did this once before.
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>>255261156
No it's actually him

>Syncing facebook to anything
Why
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>>255258203

and you'll pull out at the last moment, you weak man

take some responsibility.
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so how do we know that OP isn't nemo here
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>>255263539
Good for him. I genuinely wanted him to succeed, whatever that means from his perspective.
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>>255263798
Why? He's a shitty person.
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>>255263686
What is this I need to finish my 4 hour edging to this.
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>>255263863
Yeah, but he's interesting.
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>>255263798
>whatever that means from his perspective
According to the kickstarter he now bought a van and solar panels and is trying to live in that while making the game. Probably got mugged and raped and dumped next to the road somewhere.
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>>255263798

I'll be honest

I just liked his cat
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>>255263686
Nigga, I'm going to need a source
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>>255262962
Nah fuck you.
A fool and his money and so on.
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>the console does not use CGI Effects. it uses CYBER AUTHENTICATED TABLE [CAT] tools that you can use to make cat based movies and games.
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>>255263964
second this. reverse image search gets nothing
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>>255263685
that guy has more friends than me

shit
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>>255261614
>you've changed your hair so what

every time
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>>255264170
No, it's just redditors pitying him and adding him to give words of encouragement.
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/1491048034/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1H2SC795UYZP5&coliid=I14JL5RQGMNWVW

I need this book.
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>>255258203
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01
forced attempt at viraling a lel-so-randum kikestarter

good effort and gj getting the starter funds, but I hope you burn in hell
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>>255258203
PCfags blown the fuck out!
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Shit, I thought this was some kid's project or something, maybe he's 9 or 10. Then I watched the video.
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>>255260861
you dont get it.
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>>255263901
>>255263964
>>255264053

Sauce: Okusama wa Moto Yariman
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>>255263686
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>>255264291
Just stopping by to tell you that you're fucking retarded.
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>>255264291

Kill yourself kid.
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>>255264456

Does it have ntr
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>>255264275
how the titfucking christ did he get that published
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>50k
>tfw someone WILL forget to pull out
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>>255264512
Just like the Autists father.
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>>255264571
He's still richer than you
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>>255264618
Rich in chromosomes perhaps.
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>>255264492
nope. just a good ol big-breasted milf harem
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>>255263685
"Dear all:

I was wondering since i got mad n hit my mini laptop, if anyone has any wisdom on where i can get a free pc diagnosis on zip code 63116?

If so let me know.
If not, who can i turn to?"

I'm optimistic about this project
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does he have a single fact to back this up?
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>>255264472
>>255264482
I said good effort. Now it's just painfully clear you're viraling, so F- for effort you piece of shit.
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>>255264492
>ntr
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>>255263686
>Mongolfiere-tits

disgusting
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>>255264275
>IT HAS BEEN 14 QUINTILLION YEARS OF PEACE BETWEEN ME, THE ADA AND THE DSS, OR THE AFTERLIFE DIMENSIONAL ASSOCIATION, AND THE DARK SHADOW SYNDICATE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT STARTED THE WAR, BUT I'M WILLING TO FIND OUT.
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>>255264275
what
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>>255264769

Numbah ONE: THAT'S terror.

Numbah TWO: THAT'S terror.
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>>255264981
>1 used
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>>255264769
Who is this guy working for? The Russians?
I don't trust this guy.
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>>255264981
>also viewed
>Lobster mascot costume

i want off this ride
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>>255264946
ayy lamo
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>>255264946
>too retarded to even inflate a balloon
Yep, that's an american.
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>>255264492
whats ntr
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>>255264946
to be fair, it looks better that way
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>>255265179
Enjoy having muslims fuck your mom right in front of you
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>>255264981
>4KTV
>$340
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>>255265182
No Trade Regulations
It's porn for hardcore capitalists.
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>>255264946
How stupid are you? Just squeeze the baloon a bit and the air will into the ayy lmao head.
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>>255264981
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>>255265182
Nerotaco
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>>255265182
no talk rule
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>>255265162

I'm dying

Also the kindle version is free
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It's just the makers backing their own projects.
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>>255265182

net transaction rate
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>>255265324
Joke's on you, I'm a Dolphin.
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>>255265182
>>255265365
A stupid /d/ fetish/meme that popped up after that one tripfag made porn of taxes
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>>255265162
>>255265162
That stuff is fairly accurate.
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>>255265182
Neuro Transmitter Rape
It's futuristic cybersex.
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>>255265324
At least muslims have/had some sort of culture going unlike niggers.
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>>255265182

WHAT IS NTR?

get ready to have your mind fucking blown out of its pit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN-2U6QihKY
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>>255265570

>ati
>no nvidia

they blew it
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>>255265401
>>255265179
>>255265172
>>255265293
It'll burst
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>$41.00
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>>255265687
Only ati can prevent home fires.
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>>255265707
FUCK YOU
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>>255265182
NASCAR track repair. It's Amerikkkan motorsport fetish pornography.
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>>255265725
I just got here and it says 41 dollars on the kickstarter. Is this some kind of meme I missed out on?
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>>255265671

Watching this while drunk is not a good idea
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>>255259570
Don't worry I make 500$ a month
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>>255265828
Pretty fucking much.
What's next? Gay furry porn dump?
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>>255265570
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WELL THAT'S IT IT'S OVER GUYS GO HOME
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>>255265707
Oh shit, you got me good.
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>>255265707
too bad it's a .gif
use .webm for immersion next time
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>>255258203
This guy is a genius.

>Make kick starter, pretend to be retarded.
>Donate $10,000 of my own money to myself
>Post on 4chan
>Now have $50,000
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>>255265329
Is that good? It's some weird brand.
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>>255265947
You must be pretending to be retarded as well.
But you forgot to post your kickstarter first.
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>>255265182
No Telephone Ring
It's a fetish where a cell phone is inserted either anally or vaginally then the person is called repeatedly causing the phone to vibrate with ring turned off. Made popular on /co/ by fanart of a character named Tambry.
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>>255265905
PLEASE WIT UNTIL THIS HAS FINISHED.
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>The TempleOS of consoles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViG0Q4lTeA
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>>255265819
>turn left
>sport
Only in good ol' clapistanian.
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and then we got mr. john rockefeller over here bankrolling the whole thing
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>>255266149
>rioting after he loses a game of soccer
Only in good ol' beaner land
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>>255265707
SON OF A GODDAMN WHORE, ANON
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>>255264981
Oh god, this is like a video game script.
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>>255266424
[GETS UP, CLOSES BED]
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>>255266273
Jokes on you, I was born and raised as masterrace.
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>>255265707
>Not posting the better version
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>>255266424
Someone buy and license it so we can kickstart a game. This could be a massive success.
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>>255262874
>Risks and Challenges
>It might not be that good. It's my first potato salad.
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>>255266424
"Hey, bro, something wrong?"

"YEAH. OFFENSE FORCES ATTACKING MY BASE."

Can we kickstart this game instead?
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>>255266552
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>>255265707
im Australian and I like spiders also this one eats birds
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>>255266598
Too slow anon
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