I am going to pledge $10,000 to fund this revolutionary video game console.
eta 5 minutes
what the actual fuck.
ithought you were just shitposting
>implying he'll make good on his pledge
>implying he isn't just trolling them by making other people not pledge because the has already been reached
>Mike Byron from Seattle WA
>mfw OP is fucking beautiful
>I LIVE IN ST LOUIS FOR ABOUT 18 YEARS NOW, AND I WAS RAISED IN A POOR HOUSEHOLD, GOT HOSPITILIZED 15 DIFFERENT TIMES AND I ALWAYS SPEND MONEY ON THINGS I ONLY WANT RATHER NEED. IN A HOUSE OF JUST MY PARENTS AND ME, HOWEVER I WAS RAISED IN ORLANDO, FL IN A HOUSE OF 2 OLDER SISTERS, AND ONE OLDER BROTHER. I WAS RAISED IN A LARGE SIZED FAMILY, BUT I LIVE ALONE WITH PARENTS THAT LOVES ME AND CARES FOR ME. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM.
Made my night before I go to bed.
Thanks OP for making this man's dream come true, and exciting me for the future of video games
>Associate Producer at 343 industries
OP, just reading through your FB, you seem like a pretty cool guy, the kind of guy I'd like to be friends with
if I wasn't such a fucking loserI guess I'll just follow you on fb.
OP, since the goal has been reached, you can't pull your pledge now (because the pulled pledge would then go under the goal again, thus presenting a rigged display).
If this was your idea of a joke, you better hope the minimum is met by someone else before legal repercussions come knocking.
OP is the creator of the Kickstarter. He just gave himself 10,000 and you idiots all fell for it.
Stop being a bitch and play games
Well, I had my doubts, but this explains everything I need to know.
>I JUST WISH I DIDN'T ABUSE THEM
>Cybermatrix Dual Dual Lens DVD +/- RW Reader / Writer
Congrats OP, it's going to take him until at least 2019 to say thank you now
GALAXY TECHNOLOGY IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
TECHNOLOGY ON A GALACTIC SCALE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THR WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Humanity is not ready for this
>It's now back down the 41
OP why pull out you pussy?
Surely, OP is a fag as always and it can't be real-
>Check the link
so much fucking underaged retards here, jesus Christ
This thread is cringe heaven
naw someone actually got in touch with him on facebook: http://imgur.com/a/2gDeG
OP gonna give that autistic fuck a heart attack.
>during the camelot ages, i was hatched to a dragon herd. my mom, sylvia nighttail
Nigger you just gave birth to Chris-Chan 2.0
Congrats, you beautiful bastard.
is this his third attempt?
Nah, someone has to be fucking with the website. There's no feasible way for there to be anyone stupid enough to part ways with that large sum of money even if jokingly.
I mean, fuck if you wanted reaction images, we can do that. It's free, y'know.
Mike this thread convinced me to finally buy Halo 4.
The guy works for 343 industries so I guess he has a good job there.
Oh shit this is the guy!
here's all 4 of his projects
Who donated another 10k? Its at 20 000 now lelz.
>galaxy attachment port
is this some sort of virus bait because it's clearly just a joke, no one's going to part with 10k for a shitty /v/ thread and avast says it blocked some shit when accessing that URL.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say anyone who copypasted that into their address bar and didn't have avast is now part of a botnet
YET IT STILL RISES. WHY. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, INTERNET MAN.
OP gonna make this dude beat his parents when he pulls out.
THERES A POINT WHERE THIS NEED STO STOP AND WE'VE CLEARLY PASSED IT
>you want to make a kickstarter to buy yourself a gaming system
>yea, but I don't know if it's possible
>not being amhai sharib
Honestly I'd rather spend money on this than donations on a grl gamer
Final warning, OP.
>Backers may increase, decrease, or cancel their pledge at any time during the fundraising campaign, except that they may not cancel or reduce their pledge if the campaign is in its final 24 hours and the cancellation or reduction would drop the campaign below its goal.
If you slip up, be prepared to owe 10% of your joke.
Let me explain this to all you newfags. You can fake donations of any amount you want because the transaction doesn't go through until the Kickstarter has ended. So unless the autist is sitting there waiting for 50K to hit the button prematurely, this guys are gonna pull out by tomorrow.
but let's keep going to see what happened
>yfw due to some error or waiting time, OP can't pull the money before the project completes and loses 50k on this
Somebody save this kid. Just show up at his door with a PS4 guts smashed to pieces and be like "I came from the future but it got rekt on the way here. Add some purple glass so it looks like future ram.
Not really in relation to OP but I had this idea about how to get rich thanks to kickstarter.
Basically I just want to make a fork of ubuntu and market it as the new big geek/gamer culture thing, similiar to like the ouya did (fight tha powah etc).
I just don't really know jack shit about marketing and how to make a good promotional video. Guess I'd have to browse reddit for some time to understand how to pander to these sorry idiots.
>mfw everyone forgets to pull their pledges and is 10K+ in the hole by the end of the week
> or maybe even LEGO?
Now this is a man that thinks outside of the box.
I'm going to make a single reply to a single stupid post out of the thousands in this thread:
It's not real. You can just fucking pull out again and funds on your credit card or bank account aren't checked until the funding period is over and it's successful. And if it turns out you don't have the required funds you face no legal repercussions.
This thread made me lose hope in all of humanity, assuming it's not OP just samefagging using hundreds of different IPs and what the fuck ever
Easily the best thread I've seen on this board in a long time.
>CYBERMATRIX DUAL DUAL LENS
Whilst I starve.
alright, fags, if it's so fake, then one of you wouldn't mind donating 100k?
if you pull your pledge either in the last 24 hours, or pulling your pledge causes the kickstarter to drop beneath it's goal, you have to pay 10% of your pledge
if OP isn't using a stolen CC, he's fucked
Not gonna lie this sounds pretty fucking rad.
>You can change or cancel your pledge anytime before Sat, Aug 2 2014 1:46 PM PDT.
This was an amazing thread to wake up to.
I love you guys.
i cant wait to see his retard rage when everyone pulls out there 50k
>He thinks the creator of this kickstarter isn't moot's real form
>yfw this happens but the "cybermatrix 100 tu01" turns out the be the greatest creation of all time
It's dropping. I think someone listened and is backing out.
>what is behind 7 proxies
>what is just using nonsensical bank account info
>what is anonymity in the internet
No one will try and track you down unless you're living in the US and posting CP
>Autistic man pleads with you to fund his completely infeasible video game console on kickstarter
>Give $40 just to impress his hot mom, knowing the project will never be fully funded and the gesture won't end up costing you a dime
>Some assholes invest tens of thousands of dollars at the last minute
>Forced to part with hard earned video games money to man who is making schematics in MS Paint
>Risks and Challenges
Aww shit nigga this guy is a quality comedian
yes, well to be honest I really don't know how kickstarter works because I've never used or informed myself about it, but holy shit it should be so obvious that this is fake
I really hope all the sane people just hid the thread and that's why so many ridiculously naive people seem to be prominent this thread
I swear if I ever win the lottery or make it big to the point that something like $10,000 is pocket change I'm going to dedicate a good amount of my time to funding amazing projects like this.
I need all of you to promise this as well. Just imagine the shitfest that would occur if all of Kickstarter's shittiest and autistic projects got tens of thousands of dollars overnight.
It's the year 2019.
Militant Feminists have successfully infiltrated all facets of society.
Men, especially White men, are rounded up as prisoners and, after thurough debasement and emasculation..
Are sold as slaves to the highest bidding FemiMaster.
I have toiled in the Nevada water mines since 2016. It's a hard fate, and my trans overseer... xe is so cruel.
One night, as I lay in my bunk in Male Warren 32-B, a cyberdoor opens at the foot of my bed.
A hooded figure approaches me, his arms outstretched, holding something...
Holding a hyperplasma cyber-rifle.
He pulls back the hood, revealing his face. It's a face I hadn't seen in 5 years. Cyber-bespectacled and wise, with a nearly bald pate, cris-crossed with nano-augmentation and muta-rivets, but a few wild, golden strands hanging tenaciously to a scalp that hadn't seen a bath in a long, long time.
I look the familiar cyber-stranger in the eyes and tell him, my voice scratchy with dehydration, "thank you for this galactic power."
He shakes his head, a knowing smile crossing his soft, wormy hyperlips. "No, anon. Thank YOU."
It's been funded and is now some kind of MMO (if I read it correctly).
He also updated his blog at http://bobsgame.com with more insane shit but it's nowhere near "I am God" and the part about killing animals. Perhaps his schizophrenia started to subside.
No it's actually him
>Syncing facebook to anything
and you'll pull out at the last moment, you weak man
take some responsibility.
>whatever that means from his perspective
According to the kickstarter he now bought a van and solar panels and is trying to live in that while making the game. Probably got mugged and raped and dumped next to the road somewhere.
Nigga, I'm going to need a source
>the console does not use CGI Effects. it uses CYBER AUTHENTICATED TABLE [CAT] tools that you can use to make cat based movies and games.
forced attempt at viraling a lel-so-randum kikestarter
good effort and gj getting the starter funds, but I hope you burn in hell
PCfags blown the fuck out!
I was wondering since i got mad n hit my mini laptop, if anyone has any wisdom on where i can get a free pc diagnosis on zip code 63116?
If so let me know.
If not, who can i turn to?"
I'm optimistic about this project
>IT HAS BEEN 14 QUINTILLION YEARS OF PEACE BETWEEN ME, THE ADA AND THE DSS, OR THE AFTERLIFE DIMENSIONAL ASSOCIATION, AND THE DARK SHADOW SYNDICATE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT STARTED THE WAR, BUT I'M WILLING TO FIND OUT.
Who is this guy working for? The Russians?
I don't trust this guy.
>too retarded to even inflate a balloon
Yep, that's an american.
No Trade Regulations
It's porn for hardcore capitalists.
That stuff is fairly accurate.
Neuro Transmitter Rape
It's futuristic cybersex.
WHAT IS NTR?
get ready to have your mind fucking blown out of its pit