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Could you survive living in the last game you played?

You can only take whatever you are currently wearing and carrying, but you get 10 minutes to prepare.
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>>254735990
What's attached to his lower abdomen?
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>Survive in the dota 2 universe with nothing but a slice of pizza and my mouse
doubt it, but who knows whats possible in that universe.
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>>254736171
It's an insulin pump. He likely has Type I diabetes.
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>Use ten minutes to load up a game I WANT to live in and play it for a while while grabbing some essentials
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>>254736392
why are so many diabetics like this?
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>>254736310

Why are you wearing a slice of pizza?
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>salsa-stained white shirt
>underwear
>Dishonored aka PLAGUE; THE GAME

nah
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Megaman Battle Network with my cat.
Hell, as long as I stay far from any electronic device, I shouldn't be bothered by any kind of virus.
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Rogue Legacy with my phone. My kids shall carry on
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>Risk of Rain
>Long Sleeved T-Shirt and jeans
>3DS (Out of battery)
I've screwed.
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>>254736539
Scrawny? Pronounced weight loss is one of the prime symptoms of Type I.
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>Kamen Rider Battride War 2


I'd get attacked by one of the bosses, probably Eternal or Caucasus and die.
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>go to Majula and pet a cat all day
yes, yes I can.
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Ok hear me out, super smash bros melee, only my pijana pants, and my phone. Hope they have wifi on here
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>Lego Marvel

I got this, I think
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>AA2

I'm ded
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>>254736857
no, i mean like autistic.
i know a diabetic and hes weird as fuck like op's pic
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>Risk of Rain
I'm unbelievably fucked.
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>age of mythology: the titans
>nothing of value that can help in by my clothes
>big hand in the sky points at me
>ETIMOS
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>>254737247
I know a diabetic too, she's the dumbest proud LGBTQSSIGGFYIHUHDSHIT girl I've ever seen.
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>>254737180
do you want to making fuck?
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>Dead space 3, T-shirt and basket ball shorts, My cock
Yea those brother moons would be fucked
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>Super Metroid
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>Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
>can only bring my Vita with that very game loaded inside of it, and maybe a kitchen knife

I'd probably fuck things up badly by trying to stop all the deaths.
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Mass Effect

Gimee dem guns, Ill be aigfht.
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>>254735990
>unturned
Im in my boxers.
I have a shitty iPad 2 with 30 percent charge
Yea I guess Im fine. I could load up the map on my ipad and look at all the loot spots before I am teleported to slow zombie land.
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>XCOM
Maybe if im on C-Team since i never have to deploy C-Team
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>Artificial Academy 2
YE-

>in my pure yuri class
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Animal Crossing.
I think I could manage.
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>Call of Pripyat

>Spend ten minutes throwing all the first aid food and money I can into a backpack.
>Grab lever action .30-30, my great grandfather's gun.
>Pray
>Go stalken for a little bit before I nope out of the zone and just find honest work as an EMT somewhere in Ukraine.

>until that constant itch to heed the call of the zone becomes too strong
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>>254736931
What will you eat, nigga? Gotta hunt for food
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>age of empires
i hope im not used in a villager rush. maybe i'll become a calvary or something
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>Etrian Odyssey
>Pajamas and a 3ds
Wish me luck /v/
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>Only in boxer shorts
>Nothing on my person
>Hitman: Blood Money

I guess Agent Baldo felt the need to disguise himself as me
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>Mario Kart
I'm going to fucking die
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>Space Station 13
haha no one survives on Space Station 13.
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>>254737824
Maybe you'll be a longbowman.
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>>254737781
if we play it no time to prepare, I have bright yellow gym shorts and a T shirt for some univeristy in Ireland, glasses, and nothing to my name. Not even socks or shoes.

Did I mention that I have a medical condition where I have to take meds every day or I die because I literally piss myself into dehydration?

Just take me, zone.
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>>254737719
At least you'll get to see some good stuff. And there's always the rape option.
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I'd probably be depurposed in the first few seconds.
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Guild wars 2.

Assuming I appear in some city, I should be fine until Scarlet comes back again and fucks shit up
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>>254737782
I'll eat roast cat
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>ffx-2

Sure.
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>>254737921
Play baystation 12. Being a regular spessman on a bustling station is comfy.

And if things do go to shit people don't start being shitlords and the teamwork and stuff is fun.

NPC the game.
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>Civ 4
Well, assuming I'm the leader I'd be practically immortal and am currently rolling over the continet, so I'm good.
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>Killing Floor
If i hid somewhere. Otherwise nope.
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>Comfy pants and house shorts
>Get dragged into Risk of rain

RIP
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>>254735990
I love how in that picture the guys swinging actually looks like the swing animation from oblivion, from a distance and thumbnailed I thought it was the game at first
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I will prevail
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>>254738137
Bring a welder
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Nah dude
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>Cortex Command
I could join some Ronin faction I guess. Shouldn't be too bad.
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>>254735990
>Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
Do I get to be on the investigation team? As long as my Demonica stays on and I can just follow in the MC's shadow, I'll make it out alright.

Unless the MC decides to go LAw, then I'll shoot him in the back as soon as he equips armor that's weak to gun.
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>>254735990
>Mr. Driller Drill Spirits
no
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Madden 14
[/spoiler]5'8" 140 pounds[/spoiler]

Jesus Christ let me be third string.
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>>254735990
>Wario Ware Touched
>With my 3DS with a Supercard DSTWO inside

THIS IS MY CHANCE TO MAKE MILLIONS
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>AAI2
Neato.
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>Destiny beta
Unless i'm chosen by a ghost, I guess I'll just sit around in the last city. Assuming I live to see it.
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>>254735990
>Doom 1
>A can of squirt soda and some casual ass clothes
>Swiss army knife in my pocket
Shit I don't even think I could kill one zombie to get a gun and hope it works out that way.
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>mai waifu can fight like that

Ill just be fine
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>>254738405
>Do I get to be on the investigation team? As long as my Demonica stays on and I can just follow in the MC's shadow, I'll make it out alright.
No you dumb fuck.

You only have what you're wearing and they don't have a Demonica for random strangers.
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boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a dressing gown. I have a box cutter, keys, wallet, phone, two pens and a notepad in my pockets. As I probably can't fit into any modules I think I will be safe on the world of Kerbal, probably be used to reach tall shelves and screw in lightbulbs other kerbins can't reach.
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>>254735990
>Dota Universe in nothing but a blue tank top, gym shorts, and a glass of Ice Water.

Only hope is me picking up a .22 rifle in my closet, and hopefully I could farm for SOMTHING.
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>Europa Universalis IV
>Played as based Austria
How would austrian people react to a man from the 21st century materializing in front of them? O.o
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War thunder,
t-shirt and some jeans
have my phone and wallet with ~$200 in it.

I think im good
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>>254738794
Okay so I'm dead instantly.

Fun!
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>Monster hunter 3rd Ultimate.

Hunters keep shit pretty safe and best of all there's all these fit cuties running around, I think I'll do just fine.
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>new vegas

depends where they spawn me, if they put me out in the wastes some roving gang would make me their fuccboi
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>From Dust

I'd be fine.
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GTA 5
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>>254735990
>Wonderful 101

Grab the wii u, the copy of W101, and other games. Easy as hell go I'd just be chilling with the Centinels showing them what's gonna happen. Hell they'd probably help get me back home because they are all cool dudes.
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>AssCreed: Pirate Edition

I'll probably die of dysentery or something.
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Persona 3 with a fresh white T
Hell yeah.
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>One Piece Unlimited World Red

I'll be fine. The One Piece world is pretty fun anyways. All I'd have to do is eat a devil fruit, and hope it's a good power to start kicking ass.
If you mean in the game exclusively, then I could still survive. I'd just stay in the hub town.
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>Last game I played was 2048

I don't know if it would be easy or difficult
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>>254738862
>O.o
Kill yourself.
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>Persona 4 Golden
>t-shirt, jeans and a bottle of banana milk

I'm fine
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>>254739421
Is it bad that I instantly recognised the logo as Tazz?
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>>254737440
I know a girl just like that too. Must be a common pair.
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>>254738405
>Unless the MC decides to go LAw
Going Chaos seems not that different than failing.
>I'll shoot him in the back as soon as he equips armor that's weak to gun.
That didn't work for Gore and that wouldn't work for you.
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>>254735990
>living in the weapon shop de omasse universe with a laptop and a pillow, in my pajamas

I will survive
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>>254738939
>Hunters keep things pretty safe
Every major MH city has been destroyed at the end of a MH's life cycle.

It's canon.

Only the little villages have any chance of survival, and they all only have one hunter to them

And guess what anon? You are that one hunter if you're in the small village
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>>254735990
>Metro Last Light
No.
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Rune factory
I prefer to live in a world with a bunch of pretty animu characters. Cuz 3dpd
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Ratchet and Clank: Deadloked.

Fuck no, I'm dead.
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>Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
>wearing T-shirt and boxers
>unarmed
>no gold

Fucked every which way from Sunday.
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>crawl

Jesus fucking christ I can see the end now. It's not good when this just happened.
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>>254739312
Wh-why is his fist made of people
I never noticed it before
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>borderlands 2
If I get ten minutes to prepare, there's a 90% chance that I can run around and find a shield and gun before anything can get to me.

Then I die of a heart attack because I'm a fat ass being shot at.
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>>254739616

Well now that put things in perspective.

>You are that one hunter if you're in the small village

Given how hunters get superhuman stamina and strength, all I need is to get swole. Thankfully I get a cute guild clerk to motivate me, if Iget all my equipement then it'll be alright....right?
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>Space station 13

Pls no
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>>254739583
>>254737440
>>254737247
>>254736857
>>254736539

must be the constant needlework that makes them a little strange
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>>254735990
Space station 13
fuck, I guess ill bring some nice clothes
First thing, go to medbay to back myself up in cloning
This ain't gonna end well


at least there is an after life
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>>254739806
>You're on the other side of the map and eirika must save you from a team of berserkers who will reach you very soon
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>>254739925
O god
O GOD
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>tfw last game I played is pokemon emerald

Holy shit, I'm using these ten minutes to pack a suitcase of my most effay clothes, I'm gonna be a fucking trainer.

I would bring money, but I don't think it'll be valid in Hoenn.
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>Dark Souls 2
Send help!
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>>254739482
why? O.o
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>Skullgirls
>Nothing but boxers
>Phone

Hell no.
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>>254739971
Don't worry about dying. It's like the movie MOON. When the shift ends the clones die and then you are reborn on the arrival shuttle with no memories
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Fire Emblem Awakening
Uh, I could grab a rapier.
Then I only need to find Chrom and maybe I could survive.
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>>254740529

You'll be bench warmer, no worry there.
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>>254739871
>Given how hunters get superhuman stamina and strength, all I need is to get swole.

>He doesn't know why Hunters are so strong
I'll give a you a hint.
They are born with it since their ancestors are super soldiers
You'd be screwed.
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>jeans and a tshirt
>fallout new vegas
im so fucked
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>Shorts
>Arma 3 campaign

I'm dead
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>>254735990
>FIFA 14

Yes.
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>>254738045
Tye biggest concern you'd have is that fact that you actually played guild Wars 2.
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I'd be the one in the left
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>>254739838
That's the gameplay mechanic, man. You form your team into weapons. The more heroes you have, the bigger they are.
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>>254740815
>Liking some dude's toes
Gross.
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>>254740435
Well that is an interesting kind of hell
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mario 3d world
hell yeah
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>>254740641

No! I always wanted to live in MH land!

But that certainly explain many things, then it's villager life for me I guess.
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>super metroid

nice knowing you all
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>>254740698
You could live if you behave like the courier instead of an npc.
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>Yume Nikki
No, please god no.
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>>254735990
How long do I have to survive in the game world?
An hour?
15 minutes?
A Day?
One year?

Last game I played was Team Fortress 2. As long as I hangout with Engineer and Pyro helpin' with spies I should be fine. Since I'm not bound by the games logic I'll just get a medigun, a rocket launcher and the half zatoichi.
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>>254735990
> F-Zero
> Only wearing pants without briefs

I'm going to become the fastest man wearing no underwear. Pretty cool unless I get in Black Shadow or Deathborn's way.
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>dark souls in my boxers

so much fucking nope
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>Deus Ex
I'm already a meatspace security officer at a tech firm. My life is currently cyberpunk.
I'm made for this.

I'd probably survive, though I'd go down like a bitch if Jensen got the jump on me.
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Gears of war 3
Nah.
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>>254741436
In reality you can less then 20% equipment weight, your stamina regeneration will be amazing. You can wear four separate rings without having to bother with a weight reduction ring.

I mean hell, depending on which dark souls you're playing it's either gonna be real hard, or real easy buddy.
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>all these people browsing /v/ in their underwear

Why?
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>>254741641
Unless he is actually good at rolling that won't help.

You are in the game world.
It doesn't mean that all game mechanics apply to you now.
Hell he might just straight up hollow because he isn't the chosen undead.
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>Fire Emblem Awakening
>wearing a pant shirt and underwear, have wallet and cell phone in my pockets

Surviving will be tough unless I can find Chrom's band and have him take me in.
Plus I'll get to fuck Lucina if that happens
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>>254741668
i don't know man.
im wearing a suit right now.
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>>254741668
It just feels right
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>Xcom
im a decent shot, and if i get the right gear i could be ok
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>>254741769

>Implying you have any modicrum of talent to impress her.

Sorry mate, Tactician will have her.
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>>254741769
>Hey Chrom
>Let me join you so I can fuck your daughter
> NOW I'M ANGRY
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Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.

Can the 10 minutes to prepare include calling all my friends so we can spend a fun day at the theme park?
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>Persona 3: FES

If I have a persona, I'll probably be fine. If not, well, I wont realize that anything's different, so win-win. Unless I get apathy syndrome.
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>>254737782
first the cat, then probably the emerald herald because she wouldnt put up a fight
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>>254741913
>>254741913
>what you are wearing.

get in the shuttle, brazil can go fuck itself.
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>Kingdom Hearts
I guess if I started in Traverse Town, I could just hang out in District 1. Its cosy enough, and I could just wait for Sora to do his thing
Dunno if I could fight Heartless though

If I grab a gun, does it get infinite ammo in KH world?
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>swim trunks
>t shirt
>boxcutter

Hotline Miami...
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>>254742148
OP says you get 10 minutes to prepare
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>dota 2
no im gonna feed hard as shit
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>>254742312
Just stay in the base
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>>254738862
>Austria
>the same faggots that dragged us into WWI
Fuck off and die
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>>254742148
they got an amory
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>>254741765
True that. But under the circumstances lets just assume he doesn't just get wrecked as soon as he comes into the world, that's a little distasteful.

Rolling would be challenging, and as you mentioned yourself, the games mechanics wouldn't apply to himself, so he could climb over chest high walls, break down doors and actually sneak around some of the enemies. Hell he could just turn himself into an urn if someone invaded him, besides that he could just be a bitch and only back stab everything, then summon 2 phantoms and let them do all the work.
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>Danganronpa
welp
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>>254740898

I like the lewd face that he makes every time he kicks me.
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mario bros

my dick
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>999
NO
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>starcraft broodwar.

im ded
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>>254737342
Op said you have 10 minutes to prepare, just gather up as many meaningless items you can find and chances are some of them will end up as some pretty good powerups
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>>254739138
>some roving gang would make me their fuccboi
That's my fetish
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>Game & Wario
I...guess? It's possible that I'll die from boredom though.
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Vindictus. It would be dangerous, but I think I could make it. I'd probably join the merc group and marry Kirstie.
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>Athletic wear, cheap watch with built-in timer. Claw hammer, steel-toed boots, and machete well within 10 minutes of where I am
>Skyrim

Presuming none of the game's abstractions are in play (like everything being done with numbers instead of actual injuries), not too long. I just hope the Faggotborn doesn't actually do the main quest and cause dragons to randomly swoop down on wherever people are.
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>>254735990

>Red Dead Redemption

I could probably get my bowie knife which would solve a lot of my problems with surviving in a desert, i could grab a roll of nylon string so that i could make a bow and arrows to hunt, a box of matches, a flintstone and my lighter as well as a canteen of water.

Well, at least i don't have to try and survive the Ishimura.
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>>254741987
>>Implying you have any modicrum of talent to impress her.

Gee, thanks for depressing me
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>Skyrim

Good thing the combat is shit
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>>254741769
lucina sees you in your fox getup, she giggles and never looks at you again unless she wants comedic relief.

sorry bro it wont be much different from real life.
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>Tales of Symphonia

Bitch I'll surpass the main boss.
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>>254742848

I'm sorry. Maybe you ahve impressive latent magical power or something.
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>be me
>Cuban
>just in shorts
>Vice City
Just like home!
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>Banished

brb powertools, medical encyclopedia, guns, electrical & mechanical engineering books, winter clothes, acoustic guitar, hygiene products, recipe books and seeds.
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>Fire Emblem Awakening
Hell yes I could survive, as long as the tactician isn't a total fucking retard
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>>254743202

Also writing utensils.
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>Nethack
I just turn around and leave the dungeon at the start.
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> Fallout 2.

I'm pretty sure I'll survive the first temple thingie because I can hit with a spear and fists more than 22% of the time.
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>Pajamas
>Bioshock Infinite

I'll find a way to kill myself in those 10 minutes
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>>254735990
super deep throuat
uh... i think so
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>was just playing resident evil 4
fucking Ashley Graham will be the death of me,bitch killed leon like 50 times
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>Yakuza 3
A fat guy in boxers is normal in Japan, right?
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>>254742473
I die enough in the game. I wouldn't be able to do shit irl
I can't block a 15 foot tall humanoid bison with a shield. I couldn't do shit.
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>DrakenGard 3
Zero and Rhythm.... I'm ded
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dark souls

uh... well, I would have the darksign, right? so technically I wouldn't ever die?
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>Outlast

so I guess no.
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>>254737247
I know a lot of faggots on /v/, you must be one too.
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>War Thunder Ground Forces

I'd probably be a lot more okay with being part of a German or Russian tank crew in WW2 if I wasn't Polish.
>>
>persona 4golden
Probably.
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>TWD

Probably would live if I manage to find shelter
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>>254743464
Hmm, well if you are a civilian, you just need to stay close to an evacuation vehicle when the riots start. Until then, you are pretty safe, might even be able to find a vigor or 2 to help keep you alive.
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>>254742284
Nice
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>Need for Speed Most Wanted

Simple, stay off the road. And don't talk to a guy who calls himself Razor.
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>Freedom Planet

I don't think I could. I mean, I can't go fast, ride motorcycles, or fly.
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>>254735990
>Dark Colony

Nah mate I'm a goner
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>Wildstar
I started that game with just a set of clothes anyway. I'll be just fine
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>AA2
Dead within an hour. Probably suicide.
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I don't even
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>portal
I'm assuming Glados would want to test me so I'd be alive at least for a while, she'd probably end up killing me eventually and unless I have plot armor like chell and conveniently can escape because there's a usable wall in front of the pit of fire she's throwing me into, I'm fucked sooner or later.
>>
>>254743546
you are the grill now.
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>>254735990
>Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
Dude, most of the characters in that game couldn't survive!

Better use my 10 minutes to practice my friend-making skills
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>ALttP

Oh god why.

Well, I've played it so much I know where everything is easily, so maybe I have a good 20% chance.
>>
>last game played
TF2
>currently wearing and carrying
Underwear.
>10 minutes to prepare
I didn't even get to bring my hat, what's the fucking point?
>>
My underwear and my phone.

Blacklight Retribution.

If pitted directly into a match, I would die fast. But if i got some gear, i think id do fine. Death in online shooters is almost a sure thing though, eventually
>>
>BF3

What do you think guys?
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>Mega Man Battle Network 4

...awesome. I get my own MegaMan themed net navi.

I'll just have to deal with everyone speaking in weird poor grammar.
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>Artificial Academy 2
My only class only had two lesbians that started fucking the moment they were out of their houses. I think I'm safe.
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>AA2 survival class in a t-shirt+shorts
>Dio's in the class
Yeah I'm so fucked it's not even funny.
>>
>>254735990
>Pharaoh

I guess I'll go alright
>>
Op, how do games like CS work? What happens when the round ends? Do i respawn?
>>
>>254735990
>Pathologic

Fuck no.
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>>254743413
Lol
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>playing mud and blood 2 right now.
Rev up those blitzs waves!
>>
>>254742704
She only has eyes for spaghettilord
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Dishonored
The plague would get me, most likely.
>>
>Spiral Knights

I guess if I just march up to an officer and say I want to sign on, then I'll get free armor and a Proto Gun / Sword. I could do worse.
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>Nested
The planet is orbiting a dying star
I'm in a kingdom at war and it may be under siege
There's a cult in the parish that practices human sacrifice.
I should be fine as long as I stay with one of the guilds, or maybe the wizard tower.
>>
>>254735990
>Tom clacy's ghost recon phantoms
>pijama
>shoes
>a bowl of cookies
I can run and hide so...
>>
You die in the game you die for real?
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>SS13
>Nothing I can bring will let me survive
>No one survives in SS13
>>
>>254746472
yes.
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>>254746437
Is that any good btw? F2P, but P2W?
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>>254746618
What about respawns? Could party members resurrect me?
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>>254739964
>tfw I'm t1 diabetic and was always kinda weird
luckily around 16 years old I started sellin weed and got in with the right crowd and they normald me out
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Mountain Bandits (23)
>Mountain Bandit (17)
>Forest Bandit (3)
>Looter (2)
>Scouse Golf-Clubman (1)

No
>>
Can someone explain what I could spend those 10 minutes on if I can't bring anything else? Call my mom?
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>Witcher 2
>Wearing cargo shorts and a hawaiian shirt
>Do have my Glock 20 on me

Well I got 15 rounds of 10mm. I'll be alright for short while
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>>254747141
Read spoilers of that game.
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>>254747141
Pray
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>Risk of Rain
>>
Mountain Bandits (23)
>Mountain Bandit (17)
>Looter (2)
>Forest Bandit (3)
>Scouse Golf-Clubman (1)

No
>>
>>254746761
no.
>>
If I were in a custom game alone in League of Legends, I could passively gain experience and earn gold without being harmed by "last hitting" minions. Give me some time to level up and buy items and I could hold my own. If any champions stronger than me came around, I would run away.
>>
In FFXIV death is but a minor inconvenience.
You respawn and your gear takes some durability damage. It's to balance the fact that most bosses will instantly kill you if you fuck up the fight mechanics.

If we're doing this roguelike style though, then yeah I'm fucked. Unimportant characters die all the time and the world is pretty damn chaotic.
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>Kirby Triple Deluxe
I really don't know.
On one hand it's fluffy and childish.
On the other hand it's filled with actual monsters.
>>
>>254747405
>Playing LoL
Disgusting
>>
Civ 5

Fuck unless Gandhi is invading, I'm gonna die of old age in a couple of turns
>>
>shorts and loose t-shirt
I'd be the most pathetic looking IJN admiral ever.
>>
>>254740813
>not having fun until you level up
>being salty over muh retro rpgs
>>
>>254747667
What game lets you be a IJN admiral anyways
>>
STALKER

maybe, depends on where I start out
>>
>>254747852
halo?
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>red orchestra 2
>playing as the soviets
>their KDR was probably 1:12

Probably like an hour on the front lines till kill
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>>254747519

You best befriend Kirby and try your best not to accidentally eat his sweets.

There's literally a Kirby plot where someone takes his shortcake and that's enough to trigger him destroying half of Dreamland to get it back.
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>X-COM Long War
It doesn't matter what I have, I'm dead anyway.
>>
>>254748124
>STALKER
>surviving with the clothing on your back

I give you less than 24 hours
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>>254736539

Type I diabetes is an autoimmune disease that causes the immune system to attack the body's pancreas. This stresses the pancreas and prevents the production of insulin.

It doesn't have anything to do with fat but having to watch your diet and shoot insulin your entire life tends to make you a picky eater.
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>>254735990
>Dark Souls 1
Fuck yes I can. I've played that shit for faaaaar too long. I know where every item is. I know what the best builds are. I can literally parry havel to death with only my fists. Lordran will be my bitch.
>>
>>254737247
do you have diabetic?
cause you type like one
>>
>>254748928
But can you actually fight?
>>
>>254735990
>Killzone 2
...ten minutes to get my fireman airtank is plenty of time. Then I'm going to have to talk my way into a proper mask and join the Helghast at the lowest possible social ladder more than likely mining toxic materials for the war effort.

So long as the Vektans don't show up and bomb everybody we should be okay!
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>Pokemon Y

I'll be fine.
>>
>Binding of Isaac
No, I'd be dead within seconds
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>>254749228
I lift and I'm flexible. I'll just grind a bit to build up my strength and then proceed normally. I mean fuck, I've run through the game at SL1 before.
>>
>touhou
>in underpants only

Welp. Let's get this show on the road.
>>
>>254735990
>Dwarf Fortress
I am pretty much fucked regardless.
>>
>>254735990
heroes of the storm... easy peasy
>>
>>254735990
>EYE: Divine Cybermancy
This is the end.
>>
>Naked
>Divinity: OS

Nu-uh
>>
>>254747141
I would make a thread on /v/ and ask for advice.
>>
>>254735990
>You can only take whatever you are currently wearing and carrying

I'm fucked

>but you get 10 minutes to prepare

Never mind, I'm set.

>thank you based /k/
>>
>>254748904
Yeah, type 2 diabetes is the one mainly from being overweight, type 1 is different from type 2.
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>>254735990
>Gray T-shirt and a Football (not the handegg sport) shorts. Shoes? Flip Flops I like them because they quite fresh, I am weak to high temperatures.
>Seriously OP your carrying rule is shit, you're a faggot. People don't "carry" shit while browsing /v/ in his own house. Anyways the nearest thing I have is a mobile phone aside from the mouse pad and it's mouse.
>Game: U. Marvel vs Capcom 3
Well, better plan my moveset in the next 10 minutes. Phoenix Wright is in that game, it shoulnd't be an issue survive there... But, I seriously hope I don't end being a Roll tier.
>>
>morrowind

I dunno, I become a local pauper or poor farm hand.

>0 fatigue
>can't even kill a mudcrab
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>Dynasty Warriors 8

Cigarettes, notepad, ridiculous hair.

Apparently people capable of formulating basic strategy are rare as all hell, so I just have to join someone and propose stupid plans or just join Wei and tell Cao Cao to watch out for the fire attack.
>>
>>254738663
I wish i had some DOOM muhreen training
>run 60mph
>carry 8 heavy guns with hundreds of rounds of ammo a piece
>RIP AND TEAR CQC training
>>
Katawa Shoujo well I'm screwed because of feels and that manly picnic
>>
>jeans tees phone and a bag with sketch book and coloring pencil

Welcome to Athkatla.
>>
>>254749626
Good luck, anon!
>>
>Animal Crossing New Leaf
>Grab SNES and its games
>Grab clothes
>Grab fishing rod and fishing hat
>Man up and leave my PC home
>>
>>254749628
It was inevitable...
>>
>Spelunky

While I do suffer horrible and horrible deaths until I fight my way through everything, I do gain superhuman strength, and I'll eventually get a lot of money, so woo. Although it would be fun as hell trying to fight off the enemies from a first person point of view. I imagine everything that passes through walls to be a nightmare.
>>
>>254735990
>Hearthstone

I hate being in the same room as card players so probably not
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I am positively fucked.

I'd wear my swim trunks :3
>>
>Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
I could survive. Would be nice If I died and Sissel revived me.
>>
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>FTL
>Nothing but my shorts and briefs
>Mfw
Im game, lets do this.
>>
>Fallout New Vegas
>currently wearing: nothing

I think I'll be alright
>>
>>254751182
Put on your fucking pants
>>
>>254735990
Minecraft with IC2, lots of food and some other mods, so very likely
>>
>lol
>spawn
>they see neckbeard losing his spaghetti in summoners rift
>match is called off, kicked out of the are so the match can restart
>starve to death
Wouldn't even get to see muh waifu
>>
Well, I'd be in Fire Emblem. If my tactician is good, I'll survive.
>wearing shorts and a plain white T-shirt
>but with the 10 minutes I could have a jacket to protect from any cold areas, and a bunch of knives with a belt
Things're gonna be alright.
>>
Persona 3

All I need is my headphones
>>
>>254735990
I guess I'm going to the Smash Bros. Universe. Will I survive? Dude, everyone gets turned into trophies at worst.

I'll have fun training, and going for that top-tier.
>>
>>254735990
>SF4
sure, get a shotgun
a sword
my knight armor
>>
>ground zeroes

Fuck no.
>>
>>254751990

Man, have you seen the street fighter cartoon?

Fuckers had laser rifles and that didn't stop them from getting tatsu'd in the face
>>
>>254746629
p2w but no-f2p-players are very rare in the game for some reason. I've played 139 hours and I've only found 1.

The game is really good.

If you want to play it always remember to buy bronze mystery boxes; Trust me.
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>>254735990
>comfy boxers + white tee
>bong + 1/2 of chocolate Kush
>Pilot Wings 64
>>
>Metro 2033

I'd probably grab my shotgat and plenty of ammo I have stored away to keep the mutants at bay, but I would ultimately end up dying of radiation.
>>
>>254752034
Why? Assuming you spawned at the gate they would just ask you to turn around or some shit, I doubt they'd gun down a civilian at the gate. Plus, assuming you spawn before the events of the game they wouldn't be on the lookout for hostiles and would be 10x less likely to KOS.
>>
>Kotor 2
>jeans and a t-shirt
i can think of worse places
>>
>XCOM with Long war

I'm not even going to bother taking anything
>>
I'll manage
>>
I played the roguelike Sil. I'd be so FUCKING dead.
>>
>>254735990
>Asura's Wrath
>Shorts

Goddamn it
>>
>Elona+
Uh, I would survive in a city I guess.
As long as there are no aliens in the wells.
>>
>>254754602
>elona+
>no elona shooter
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Could I survive this? No.
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>hearthstone
>transported to game table
>leave table
>explore world

I'll try not to die
>>
EU4. Dutch Republic, last save in the early 1600's. With my enlightened knowledge I'll surely be an important figure.
>>
>>254735990
Fuck, that guy looks a lot like a younger version of me. Except I have dark hair and had a bit more muscle
>>
>Yakuza

>constant kidnappings
>getting robbed
>towers exploding
>brutal street fights
>everything is in japanese

I would not have fun.
>>
FTL? Depends on a dice roll.
>>
>>254742147
I´d eat her too if you know what I mean
>>
>icewind dale
>within two months I'm already a powerful wizard
I think Im good.
>>
>SMT II
>Get executed by Temple Guards for not having a passport or murdered by demons in the wastes for being so easily murderable
Yeah not happening.
>>
>>254749539
Yeah, Sure, with a controller, but can you actually fight, anon? Can you imagine havel's hammer hitting your fragile little arm as you hoplessly try to parry him?
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>>254735990
Mount and blade :Warband
Basketball shorts and t shirt. And a mouse.
I'll just fuckin become a farmer and walk to cities until that one day some douchebag comes up and offers me a military job
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>>254737110
blanket
underwear
t-shirt

banjoo kazooie
got this.
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