Could you survive living in the last game you played?
You can only take whatever you are currently wearing and carrying, but you get 10 minutes to prepare.
>salsa-stained white shirt
>Dishonored aka PLAGUE; THE GAME
>age of mythology: the titans
>nothing of value that can help in by my clothes
>big hand in the sky points at me
>Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
>can only bring my Vita with that very game loaded inside of it, and maybe a kitchen knife
I'd probably fuck things up badly by trying to stop all the deaths.
Im in my boxers.
I have a shitty iPad 2 with 30 percent charge
Yea I guess Im fine. I could load up the map on my ipad and look at all the loot spots before I am teleported to slow zombie land.
>Artificial Academy 2
in my pure yuri class
>Call of Pripyat
>Spend ten minutes throwing all the first aid food and money I can into a backpack.
>Grab lever action .30-30, my great grandfather's gun.
>Go stalken for a little bit before I nope out of the zone and just find honest work as an EMT somewhere in Ukraine.
>until that constant itch to heed the call of the zone becomes too strong
>Pajamas and a 3ds
Wish me luck /v/
>Only in boxer shorts
>Nothing on my person
>Hitman: Blood Money
I guess Agent Baldo felt the need to disguise himself as me
if we play it no time to prepare, I have bright yellow gym shorts and a T shirt for some univeristy in Ireland, glasses, and nothing to my name. Not even socks or shoes.
Did I mention that I have a medical condition where I have to take meds every day or I die because I literally piss myself into dehydration?
Just take me, zone.
I'd probably be depurposed in the first few seconds.
Guild wars 2.
Assuming I appear in some city, I should be fine
until Scarlet comes back again and fucks shit up
Play baystation 12. Being a regular spessman on a bustling station is comfy.
And if things do go to shit people don't start being shitlords and the teamwork and stuff is fun.
NPC the game.
>Comfy pants and house shorts
>Get dragged into Risk of rain
>Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
Do I get to be on the investigation team? As long as my Demonica stays on and I can just follow in the MC's shadow, I'll make it out alright.
Unless the MC decides to go LAw, then I'll shoot him in the back as soon as he equips armor that's weak to gun.
[/spoiler]5'8" 140 pounds[/spoiler]
Jesus Christ let me be third string.
>A can of squirt soda and some casual ass clothes
>Swiss army knife in my pocket
Shit I don't even think I could kill one zombie to get a gun and hope it works out that way.
>mai waifu can fight like that
Ill just be fine
>Do I get to be on the investigation team? As long as my Demonica stays on and I can just follow in the MC's shadow, I'll make it out alright.
No you dumb fuck.
You only have what you're wearing and they don't have a Demonica for random strangers.
boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a dressing gown. I have a box cutter, keys, wallet, phone, two pens and a notepad in my pockets. As I probably can't fit into any modules I think I will be safe on the world of Kerbal, probably be used to reach tall shelves and screw in lightbulbs other kerbins can't reach.
>Dota Universe in nothing but a blue tank top, gym shorts, and a glass of Ice Water.
Only hope is me picking up a .22 rifle in my closet, and hopefully I could farm for SOMTHING.
>Europa Universalis IV
>Played as based Austria
How would austrian people react to a man from the 21st century materializing in front of them? O.o
Grab the wii u, the copy of W101, and other games. Easy as hell go I'd just be chilling with the Centinels showing them what's gonna happen. Hell they'd probably help get me back home because they are all cool dudes.
Persona 3 with a fresh white T
>One Piece Unlimited World Red
I'll be fine. The One Piece world is pretty fun anyways. All I'd have to do is eat a devil fruit, and hope it's a good power to start kicking ass.
If you mean in the game exclusively, then I could still survive. I'd just stay in the hub town.
>Unless the MC decides to go LAw
Going Chaos seems not that different than failing.
>I'll shoot him in the back as soon as he equips armor that's weak to gun.
That didn't work for Gore and that wouldn't work for you.
>Hunters keep things pretty safe
Every major MH city has been destroyed at the end of a MH's life cycle.
Only the little villages have any chance of survival, and
they all only have one hunter to them
And guess what anon?
You are that one hunter if you're in the small village
Jesus fucking christ I can see the end now. It's not good when this just happened.
If I get ten minutes to prepare, there's a 90% chance that I can run around and find a shield and gun before anything can get to me.
Then I die of a heart attack because I'm a fat ass being shot at.
Well now that put things in perspective.
>You are that one hunter if you're in the small village
Given how hunters get superhuman stamina and strength, all I need is to get swole. Thankfully I get a cute guild clerk to motivate me, if Iget all my equipement then it'll be alright....right?
Space station 13
fuck, I guess ill bring some nice clothes
First thing, go to medbay to back myself up in cloning
This ain't gonna end well
at least there is an after life
>tfw last game I played is pokemon emerald
Holy shit, I'm using these ten minutes to pack a suitcase of my most effay clothes, I'm gonna be a fucking trainer.
I would bring money, but I don't think it'll be valid in Hoenn.
>Given how hunters get superhuman stamina and strength, all I need is to get swole.
>He doesn't know why Hunters are so strong
I'll give a you a hint.
They are born with it since their ancestors are super soldiers
You'd be screwed.
How long do I have to survive in the game world?
Last game I played was Team Fortress 2. As long as I hangout with Engineer and Pyro helpin' with spies I should be fine. Since I'm not bound by the games logic I'll just get a medigun, a rocket launcher and the half zatoichi.
I'm already a meatspace security officer at a tech firm. My life is currently cyberpunk.
I'm made for this.
I'd probably survive, though I'd go down like a bitch if Jensen got the jump on me.
In reality you can less then 20% equipment weight, your stamina regeneration will be amazing. You can wear four separate rings without having to bother with a weight reduction ring.
I mean hell, depending on which dark souls you're playing it's either gonna be real hard, or real easy buddy.
Unless he is actually good at rolling that won't help.
You are in the game world.
It doesn't mean that all game mechanics apply to you now.
Hell he might just straight up hollow because he isn't the chosen undead.
>Fire Emblem Awakening
>wearing a pant shirt and underwear, have wallet and cell phone in my pockets
Surviving will be tough unless I can find Chrom's band and have him take me in.
Plus I'll get to fuck Lucina if that happens
I guess if I started in Traverse Town, I could just hang out in District 1. Its cosy enough, and I could just wait for Sora to do his thing
Dunno if I could fight Heartless though
If I grab a gun, does it get infinite ammo in KH world?
True that. But under the circumstances lets just assume he doesn't just get wrecked as soon as he comes into the world, that's a little distasteful.
Rolling would be challenging, and as you mentioned yourself, the games mechanics wouldn't apply to himself, so he could climb over chest high walls, break down doors and actually sneak around some of the enemies. Hell he could just turn himself into an urn if someone invaded him, besides that he could just be a bitch and only back stab everything, then summon 2 phantoms and let them do all the work.
I like the
lewdface that he makes every time he kicks me.
>some roving gang would make me their fuccboi
That's my fetish
Vindictus. It would be dangerous, but I think I could make it. I'd probably join the merc group and marry Kirstie.
>Athletic wear, cheap watch with built-in timer. Claw hammer, steel-toed boots, and machete well within 10 minutes of where I am
Presuming none of the game's abstractions are in play (like everything being done with numbers instead of actual injuries), not too long. I just hope the Faggotborn doesn't actually do the main quest and cause dragons to randomly swoop down on wherever people are.
>Red Dead Redemption
I could probably get my bowie knife which would solve a lot of my problems with surviving in a desert, i could grab a roll of nylon string so that i could make a bow and arrows to hunt, a box of matches, a flintstone and my lighter as well as a canteen of water.
Well, at least i don't have to try and survive the Ishimura.
>>Implying you have any modicrum of talent to impress her.
Gee, thanks for depressing me
lucina sees you in your fox getup, she giggles and never looks at you again unless she wants comedic relief.
sorry bro it wont be much different from real life.
I'm sorry. Maybe you ahve impressive latent magical power or something.
Hmm, well if you are a civilian, you just need to stay close to an evacuation vehicle when the riots start. Until then, you are pretty safe, might even be able to find a vigor or 2 to help keep you alive.
Dead within an hour. Probably suicide.
I'm assuming Glados would want to test me so I'd be alive at least for a while, she'd probably end up killing me eventually and unless I have plot armor like chell and conveniently can escape because there's a usable wall in front of the pit of fire she's throwing me into, I'm fucked sooner or later.
My underwear and my phone.
If pitted directly into a match, I would die fast. But if i got some gear, i think id do fine. Death in online shooters is almost a sure thing though, eventually
>AA2 survival class in a t-shirt+shorts
>Dio's in the class
Yeah I'm so fucked it's not even funny.
>playing mud and blood 2 right now.
Rev up those blitzs waves!
The planet is orbiting a dying star
I'm in a kingdom at war and it may be under siege
There's a cult in the parish that practices human sacrifice.
I should be fine as long as I stay with one of the guilds, or maybe the wizard tower.
If I were in a custom game alone in League of Legends, I could passively gain experience and earn gold without being harmed by "last hitting" minions. Give me some time to level up and buy items and I could hold my own. If any champions stronger than me came around, I would run away.
In FFXIV death is but a minor inconvenience.
You respawn and your gear takes some durability damage. It's to balance the fact that most bosses will instantly kill you if you fuck up the fight mechanics.
If we're doing this roguelike style though, then yeah I'm fucked. Unimportant characters die all the time and the world is pretty damn chaotic.
>red orchestra 2
>playing as the soviets
>their KDR was probably 1:12
Probably like an hour on the front lines till kill
You best befriend Kirby and try your best not to accidentally eat his sweets.
There's literally a Kirby plot where someone takes his shortcake and that's enough to trigger him destroying half of Dreamland to get it back.
>X-COM Long War
It doesn't matter what I have, I'm dead anyway.
Type I diabetes is an autoimmune disease that causes the immune system to attack the body's pancreas. This stresses the pancreas and prevents the production of insulin.
It doesn't have anything to do with fat but having to watch your diet and shoot insulin your entire life tends to make you a picky eater.
>Dark Souls 1
Fuck yes I can. I've played that shit for faaaaar too long. I know where every item is. I know what the best builds are. I can literally parry havel to death with only my fists. Lordran will be my bitch.
But can you actually fight?
...ten minutes to get my fireman airtank is plenty of time. Then I'm going to have to talk my way into a proper mask and join the Helghast at the lowest possible social ladder more than likely mining toxic materials for the war effort.
So long as the Vektans don't show up and bomb everybody we should be okay!
I lift and I'm flexible. I'll just grind a bit to build up my strength and then proceed normally. I mean fuck, I've run through the game at SL1 before.
>in underpants only
Welp. Let's get this show on the road.
>Gray T-shirt and a Football (not the handegg sport) shorts. Shoes? Flip Flops I like them because they quite fresh, I am weak to high temperatures.
>Seriously OP your carrying rule is shit, you're a faggot. People don't "carry" shit while browsing /v/ in his own house. Anyways the nearest thing I have is a mobile phone aside from the mouse pad and it's mouse.
>Game: U. Marvel vs Capcom 3
Well, better plan my moveset in the next 10 minutes. Phoenix Wright is in that game, it shoulnd't be an issue survive there... But, I seriously hope I don't end being a Roll tier.
I dunno, I become a local pauper or poor farm hand.
>can't even kill a mudcrab
>Dynasty Warriors 8
Cigarettes, notepad, ridiculous hair.
Apparently people capable of formulating basic strategy are rare as all hell, so I just have to join someone and propose stupid plans
or just join Wei and tell Cao Cao to watch out for the fire attack.
Good luck, anon!
While I do suffer horrible and horrible deaths until I fight my way through everything, I do gain superhuman strength, and I'll eventually get a lot of money, so woo. Although it would be fun as hell trying to fight off the enemies from a first person point of view. I imagine everything that passes through walls to be a nightmare.
I am positively fucked.
I'd wear my swim trunks :3
>Nothing but my shorts and briefs
Im game, lets do this.
>they see neckbeard losing his spaghetti in summoners rift
>match is called off, kicked out of the are so the match can restart
>starve to death
Wouldn't even get to see muh waifu
Well, I'd be in Fire Emblem. If my tactician is good, I'll survive.
>wearing shorts and a plain white T-shirt
>but with the 10 minutes I could have a jacket to protect from any cold areas, and a bunch of knives with a belt
Things're gonna be alright.
p2w but no-f2p-players are very rare in the game for some reason. I've played 139 hours and I've only found 1.
The game is really good.
If you want to play it always remember to buy bronze mystery boxes; Trust me.
>comfy boxers + white tee
>bong + 1/2 of chocolate Kush
>Pilot Wings 64
Why? Assuming you spawned at the gate they would just ask you to turn around or some shit, I doubt they'd gun down a civilian at the gate. Plus, assuming you spawn before the events of the game they wouldn't be on the lookout for hostiles and would be 10x less likely to KOS.
>transported to game table
I'll try not to die
Mount and blade :Warband
Basketball shorts and t shirt. And a mouse.
I'll just fuckin become a farmer and walk to cities until that one day some douchebag comes up and offers me a military job