>sneak up on guards talking >"only two days to retirement,

the prod man, the prod

prod with the prod
think with the prod
feel with the prod
live by the prod

The little girl is better off without his terrorist dad fucking up the world.

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>>253920972

>sneak up on trugs talking
>one is going on about how he killed his sister because the boss made him do it
>bragging about it

>the devs skimp on VA
>you hear the exact same line 5 fucking times during an hour of playthrough

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>arkham
>sneak up on enemies
>IT'S ONE MAN, WE CAN TAKE HIM

>>253921971
he's just following orders mang

>>253922324

so was HITLER

>>253920972

>mfw after hearing that delight in killing/maiming them

>>253922324

Nuremberg pls go.

>>253922427

hitler ISSUED the orders dumbass, he MADE them

lol

>>253922558
>Implying he wasnt taking orders from the Illuminati

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>>253922324
What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?

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Remember those soldiers in Metal Slug you enjoyed to kill in hordes?

They had families, maybe even kids

>>253922119
Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?

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forgetting these guys are hired mercenaries that have killed for far less

>Guards talking
>One of them says it's just his job
>Has a nice wife and 2 kids
>It's a 8 hours job only

American huh? My son is in America.
His name is Johnny, just like his Dad.

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>>253922558

read up on history, shitbag

>>253922615
>Illuminati

not quite

tfw every guard you've killed in every game was once a small child who was loved by his mother, and she was so proud of him when he became a strong, strapping young man in uniform

there's a reason I try to do pacifist runs the 2nd time through a game

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>>253922225
This is why I get hyped when doing the Predator parts in Arkham , those thugs spazing the fuck out

>sneak up on guys
>they start talking about life back home and how they were drafted
>mention how they are glad to be away from the frontlines and that they cant wait for the conflict to be over so they can see their families again

>>253922801

Never doubt it!

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

>>253922801
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

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>guard talks about how im a hot peice of ass or how im a fucking ruthless killer and they should avoid me
>shoot him in the face with an arrow and shotgun his friend in the balls

>>253923145
>>253923132

I believe so.

Can this city get any worse?

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>that woman you raped and murdered in New Vegas was someones daughter/sister

This is why I cant get boners anymore

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>>253921971
>his little girl is sick
>has to work as a terrorist to get extra holla dollas so he can pay for the kid's medicine
if you kill him, the kid dies too

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>Guard talks about how much of a bad ass he is
>Beat him up and he starts crying and begs for his life

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I misjudged you. You're like us after all.

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>>253922558
The goyim know nothing

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>>253923251

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>>253923359
Just another parasite.

>>253923257
Have I ever told you about the time I almost caught the guy who killed the empress?

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>>253923251

I had fun with the newest tomb raider, I can see why people might not like the linearity of it, but c'mon

some of that shit was great

>hear guards talking around the corner
>one is spoiling all the endings to some great movies if you don't murder them fast enough

>elevator stops
>hear guards talking before you walk out
>one guard's telling the other how much it rules to be a hardcore merc killer in a suit
>says it's cool to have family and shit
>but murdering people for money rules, and there are no limitations like in the armed forces
>you murder him

>sneak up on marines talking
>"All I know is, he killed my buddies."
>"Oh, he'll pay. He will definitely pay."
>quicksave
>kill them over and over with every weapon you've gotten up to this point

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>Huh? What was that?
>Must have been the wind...

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>>253923648

>having morals in a godless universe

enjoy being a debt slave for the rest of your life

>>253922848

But you will be just like them.

>>253923320
just stop playing with rape mods

>>253922225
One of the best things of Arkham games is to take out the enemies slowly and watch as they panic

>pause and consider your actions when killing guards in games
>no problems with rape games

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>that one guard in max payne talking about how he hates to be stereotyped and doesn't think he's a bad person just because his job requires him to occasionally shoot a punk

>>253923792

this shit blew my mind when I first played

see a bunch of that shit

eventually level titled "FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN"

>>253923945
It's not even that. I can't even watch porn anymore without getting depressed.

>>253924021
well, murder is worse than rape.
>inb4 shitposters pretending to be from tumblr

>>253923592

fuck bro, I wanted to respond with that insult that's specific to Dishonored and I heard is a homage to the Thief series

it's like "gaoler" or something, I forget

sorry I broke the cycle

>>253922646
UNDERRATED POST

>>253924157
that's normal for porn though. If it really sucks, just watch "porn for women."

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>antagonist fucks with you by showing you all the innocent police officers and guards you killed
>you thought it was a choice they made when actually they were forced into it
>you have to continue killing innocent lives

>>253923359

They're just pixels, man.

>>253920972

That's why I try to go for the non-lethal way most of the time

>the river in MGS3

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>>253924365
>Sends more police after you
>Defeat them non-lethally
>Nothing changes and the game continues on as if you killed them anyway

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>>253924625
>start it
>take pill
>don't go through it

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>>253924648

>Kill them non-lethally

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>that one gang member playing piano in max payne

>>253924376
Every game is just pixels

>>253924796
DEFEAT them non-lethally, shitbird. That means either use the DLC nonlethal sword or just dismember them long enough for them to activate stealth camo and get to safety.

I was about to feel this playing dishonored but I'm choosing the edgy way and it actually changes some things

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>>253923676
>WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE

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>>253924984

>nonlethal sword

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>>253924796

>>253925173
They're cyborgs. They can and do survive things up to complete dismemberment and, in some cases, decapitation.

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>Sneak up on guards talking
>One is talking about how he wants to crossdress

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>>253925173

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>sneak up on two dudes talking
>they start arguing
>one gets pissed off and shoots the other

>>253924207
rape
>physical torture first, followed by mental torture for the rest of your life

murder
>seconds or minutes of pure agony, then it's over, you won't feel a thing anymore

I think it's obvious what the actual worst thing is

>>253925373
The one that kills you.

>>253924207
>having to live with the shame and guilt of your body being defiled and the permanent emotional trauma for the rest of your life isn't worse than murder

You're murdered on the inside when you get raped you ignorant fucktard

>>253923359
>if you kill him, the kid dies too
it's his fault

Hitman Absolution had some great conversations.

The paleo diet guy talking about eating meat raw and activating his almonds still tickles me thinking about it. I'm also from /fit/ though... so...

>>253925373

We don't know what comes after death.

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>>253925373

>a bruised vagina
>ceasing to exist for all eternity

Tell me more about your thoughts on the word "worst"

>>253924625
>YOU...YOU ATE ME.

>>253925373

Probably bait, but I hate that outlook. I'd rather survive and continue experiencing things than not be able to have any new memories nor retain my old ones and basically not exist anymore.

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>enemy consists of security guards
they're practically civilians come on

>>253925553
please don't bring up your shitty religious crackpot theories in this discussion

>>253922558
>implying Hitler wasn't being controlled from Israel
wake up sheeple

>>253924021
Just goes to show how dangerous and cruel men are when they get aroused.
Like a bunch of damn heartless animals.

>>253925875
>Jews exterminated the Jews
Truly, they are doing God's work.

>>253925514
tumblr PTSD etc

>security guards talking about their families/lives/secret fears

>they see you and attack suicidally with military discipline

>>253924365
PUMPED FULL OF FEAR INHIBITING NANOMACHINES AND SENT RIGHT INTO THE BLENDER

YOUR BLENDER

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>>253925373

>seconds or minutes of pure agony, then it's over, you won't feel a thing anymore

By your exact logic, being raped+murdered is preferable to being raped.

What's it like having tumblr flow through your veins like that?

>>253924021
Depends on who you are raping. If it's men then you're a evil piece of shit. If it's women then who cares? They are sub human and usually deserve rape.

>>253925698
that's why people don't commit suicide right?
I bet you'll say otherwise after your first trauma

>>253926367

>/v/ - Video Games

>>253920972
>wait 2 in-game days
>come back
>the guy isn't there anymore
TECHNOLOGY

>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!

>>253923060
Is this scarecrow?

>>253926367
men getting raped is always played off as a joke tho what are you talking about

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>Farcry 2
>NPCs go from considering you a joke to
>JESUS CHRIST ITS HIM FUCKING RUN!
>wounded npcs will kill themselves instead of letting you get to close to them

>>253926635
No, you idiot! It's obviously c-

>>253926434
People commit suicide because they've got problems they're not getting addressed and lose both hope and a grasp on the bigger picture, not because it's the logical answer. Believe it or not sometimes people act without thinking things all the way through or make bad decisions!

>>253926635

Blatant bait, but that's Candlejack from Freakazoid. Believe it or not it's not 2006 anymore and you can post his whole n

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>>253926796
You had one job

>>253926862

heh

>>253920972
>that guard at the of Killzone:SF
If you played the game you'll know what im talking about

RIP in peace ;_;

>>253926635
Haha no that's Candlej-

>>253925373
>>253925514
welp, there they are

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>>253923451
God Damn Terrorist!

>>253926995
That isnt how you candlejack, you need to say his full na-

>>253926437
Why did you decide to respond to this post with that?

>>253922119
Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?

>>253926707

Fo Real?

>>253926830
>some fat kid who jerks off to cartoons talking about life experiences like he has any

just shut up kiddo

>>253925868
except it's a good factor, if there IS something after death, does that make death a better or worse thing?

>>253927178
No, for you

>>253926995
>2008 + 6
>doesn't know how the CandleJack maymay wo-

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>>253927191
>projecting

>>253926367
I can't tell if you're trying to make tumblr mad or if you're tumblr impersonating chan users for an inside joke.

>>253926830
So they're edgy?

>>253926995
>>253927112
>Leaving a dash in the Candlejack bit

Jesus Christ, it's like you don't even know how t

>>253926707
>Far Cry 3

Beginning Enemies:

>"Heh, when I find him, I'm totally gonna kill his ass!"

Later enemies:
>"J-Jason, I know you're out there… just give up already!"
>sees you
>"OH HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Keep in mind the enemies at the end of the game are trained soldiers, and the pirates at the beginning are just random dirty drug addict niggers

>>253926862
>>253926796
>>253926995
>>253927112
>>253927252
>all these newfags
you don't use a hyphen with candlejack, you just stop ty

>>253925373
They'll most likely commit suicide afterwards so who cares.

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>Sneak up behind someone
>"So I heared guards have been disappearing"
>"Oh yeah, I bet someones out there listening to us right now. Bet he's going to sneak up right behind you and just-"
>My face

>>253925868
No, but like what if life turn off when you die, and you're stuck looking at a tv screen for all of existence

>>253926995
I don't blame you anon, when you haven't seen Candlejack in a few years it's easy to forg-

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>>253925373
they why don't we kill all rape victims?

>>253926367
But it's impossible for men to get raped

Is this a troll?

>>253927178
Yup. The game even has a reputation/terror level mechanic.

Listening to the tapes the Jackal leaves you gives you hints on how to raise your level

"Shoot to wound, then execute the wounded in front of them, burn them alive, take them in close combat"

I had wounded a guy in a fight, I was moping up. Started to walk towards him and he goes "No, please god no! FUCK NO NO NO!" he pulled out his pistol and shot himself

>>253925770

Fucking this.

The hiring process of a security guard is a 6 hour course + written exam to get a license, first aid training, submit resume, then piss in a cup for the drug lab while Garda or G4S get your uniform ready.

Most of them just got their citizenship and have 6-8 mouths to feed at home. If they're assholes it's because they grew up in warzones like Sudan or Pakistan or Bosnia and have had PTSD since they were 4. Security guards can only ever be justified for being enemies if it's a stealth game.

>>253925868

It doesn't even have anything to do with religion.

Sometimes I imagine that you stay conscious and aware like a paraplegic but you're dead, so when you die you can see and hear everything but you can't move or speak, then you get buried in the ground and become a skeleton.

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>>253926254
>enemies doubt
any games do this?

>>253927191

Anyone who lives in the first world doesn't have jack shit to say about traumatizing experiences. Until your family's been slaughtered by a warlord that then brainwashed you into gunning down civilians to further some bullshit personal or political agenda, your oh-so-moving "waaaah daddy touched my dingy" story ain't getting tears from me. Some people have to deal with actual problems.

>>253927450
Yeah I know. Farcry 2 was better though.

>Hard ass white south african merc, probably been fighting and killing since he was 13 defending his fathers farm from bands of wild niggers
>sees you
>"No...jesus christ its fucking him! RUN!"

>>253927450
>trained soldiers being easily dispatched by some dudebro

>>253923610
>one is spoiling all the endings to some great movies if you don't murder them fast enough
Really? Is there a video of this?

>>253927560

I guess Candlejack is still quite a thing, but I'm sure it won't hap-

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>>253925373
I say the final solution is to kill all rape victims, that ought to put them out of their suffering.

>>253927724
Well it depends. I mean security guards for a monolithic corporation in shadowrun are all like ex military blackwater types

>>253926636

Well yeah, because it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikd0ZYQoDko

>>253928042
>>253927617
Womyn don't need your mercy you misoginist pigs.

>>253927806
I've seen lots of games where enemies go "fuck this" after you've killed a bunch of them or they're losing.
But I haven't seen it yet on a stealth game.

>>253928014
Man Candlejack huh it's been years since i hea

>>253927635
Posts like these are why women are subhuman. They lack logic, empathy, compassion and only think of themselves. They never grow out of the 4 year old mindset of "I WANT WANT WANT GIVE GIVE GIVE". There have actually been studies done where the average adult female has been tested against the average 6 year old male. The male wins in logic and problem solving while the woman can only manage to be more manipulative.

Women are useless.

>>253925373

If you put absolutely no value in your sexuality, is it possible to be raped and to suffer from it? Could you be in such a mental state where it just becomes the equivalent of having to listen to a song you hate?

>>253927924
>at that point in the game dudebro has gone full batshit wild man and hopped up on so many homemade drugs he barely feels pain and regularly hallucinates/backflashes
>also has perfect training with every firearm as soon as he picks it up the first time

Yeah, they kinda fucked up his character growth but the game was still fun

>all these people talking about rape and trauma
Can we please just fucking talk about video games?

>>253928063

It's different in a cyberpunk setting, but in the modern age a company can be sued big time if a security guard infringes their rights, and even being a prick can make that company lose customers so all they've got is the hands-off-or-call-911 approach left.

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>>253928432
Amen, brother.

>>253928432
>falling for such an obvious b8/joke

You are the cancer.

>>253928195
>doubting enemies where planed for MGS4, but instead it got relegated to magic bullets.
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Emotive_Ammo

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>>253920972
you know, i always think that people in these threads just make this shit up
in which game did you hear those lines?

>>253928381
>>253928014
>>253927560
oldfags unite! i also love saying Candleja-

>>253925552
Was he talking about homemade coconuts too?

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>>253925373
More like
Rape
>physical Torture first, with the possibility of getting over the torture no matter how long it takes, and keep living your life getting over it.

Murder
>Minutes of pure pain, and death DEATH you get no second chances your life is over you can continue you cut all options in a persons life denying them any thing in the world they can have, the possibilities are endless.

>>253925373

Actual rape victim here.

Was forced into sex by a female teacher when I was 7 years old and I still masturbate to it.

You're full of shit.

>>253928460
Some sociologists in New Guinea came across an interesting scenario which corresponds to your speculation. A woman, who had undergone attempted rape, was teasing her potential rapist. When researchers asked if she was angry and wanted to retaliate, she told them, "It's just a penis. What can a penis do?"

>>253928679
you dont have to be an oldfag to know what candle jack is you reta

>>253928679
>hypen
>not saying the full name.
you disgrace Candlejack you indescent mor

>>253928826
>>Can't*
damnit

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>>253928840
not to be an asshole, but I laughed a full 10 seconds.

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>>253928432
>>253928560
*tips fedora*

>>253928840
>>253926437

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>>253928826
That wasn't rape.

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>>253929198
>trying to troll a bait

>>253926437
>/v/

>talking about video games

>>253928840

Lol, jesus christ.

>>253928432
Amen, gentleman. I too was tired of being friendzoned for years by dumb bitches, because I didn't have the best car or a car like those dudebros or a job. No woman appreciated my intellect and because of that I found I was asexual now I don't have to waste my seed on common harlets but just looking in the mirror of myself because I truly am greater than every one of those disgusting, dumb bleeders.

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>>253929483
8/10

>>253920972
Killzone, for such a dumb action series always had stuff like that, its even sadder that if you dont kill or agro them, they are scripted to eventually do something that their higher up wont like and endup arrested, fined, or at worst, killed

>>253927653
source?

>>253925875
Did you know that there are different types of Jews? European Jews are different from Ashkenazi Jews. What is Rothschild.

>>253927806
In Armored Core 4 Answer if you beat Buppa Zu Gan and don't shoot No Count he freaks out and surrenders, then runs away if you kill him then.

>>253929280
I'm not posting it because of the rape I just like that scene

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>>253922324
The world needs less people who "just follow orders"

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You're not any better or worse than them. You're on the level with them, you're the same.

You're fighting to survive and so are they -- they just aren't as good at it as you are.

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>>253925875
>Jews eliminating Jews so the world can stand behind the Jews

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>>253929946
most people "just following orders" do it because they have no other way to survive or make a living.
too many use it as an excuse though.
>mfw many nazis used that excuse in the nuremberg trials, even when they were accused of stuff like rape.

>>253929838
Far Cry 2.

Seriously.

After a while, you can dome one guy with the dart rifle (silent sniper) and they'll be freaking out like children after a ghost story.

>"How many of them are there?"
>"I thought it was just one man."
>"You think one man did all this?'

FC2 is way better than a lot of people know.
Granted the respawning guards and shit are still annoying.

>>253928854
Interesting.
So ability to cope with certain downfalls increases as one's 'worth' decreases.

>>253930569
what other choice did they have?
confess that once the opportunity showed itself, you chose to indulge in your evil side and get executed for it?

>>253930701
Worth in whose eyes? I think that woman's reaction was admirable.

Game idea:

>You are the leader of a generic shadowy guv'mint organization
>Each level is a preset bunker/office/base/whatever for your organization
>RTS game where a single tacticool Snake-esque character infiltrates the level and heads toward the room containing the base self-destruct button
>set up purposely moronic guards, security cameras, etc.
>obviously the game would have to be balanced
>guards regularly turn around, maybe even go to the bathroom every once in a while
>cameras slowly follow a set path and become useless if the tacticool guy infiltrates the camera room and kills the guard watching the cameras
>also stuff set in place so that you can't just put a bunch of guards and shit in one strategic room or hallway so they always watch each others' backs

>>253930869
to be honest, I can't pass judgment.
I'm just saying that many did.

>>253928650
Killzone 2
in the first scripted sneaking event, where you are in a sewer like place, the map has 2 normal grunts with one heavy with a flame thrower a bit far back and around a corner
you are supposed to stealth kill those 2 guards and fight the heavy grunt, or go guns blazing
If you just stay put and do nothing, the normal soldiers start talking about the war, what they think about it, and how its affecting them, after that they give you their backs, quite clearly so you can kill them, keep waiting and they go back to chat, eventually the heavy grunt comes up as one of the light ones start to bad mouth the military regime, the heavy grunt goes HERESY in his ass and kills him, after that all enemies go agro and fight you

>>253930975
evil genius.
it ran like shit on my old PC because of compatibility issues. I think it's time to try again

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>Killing guards
>Even using non-lethal ways
>Ever being spotted

>>253920972

It's so cliche I just end up not caring and gunning them down without remorse

"I'll visit her for you."

eeeeeeeedge

>>253922558
Oh haven't you heard?
The Jews did everything.
Even Jesus.

>>253927806
the last of us, if you kill an enemy in a brutal way in front of another enemy, they usually give up and run away, he also has to be the last human enemy alive

a good way to trigger this is kill his friends with shotgun head shots then kill some one in front of him using just your firsts

>>253929483
You are the supreme gentleman.

>>253927560
>>253928679

stop typing the hypen you idiots, candlejack is supposed to take you before you even can

>>253925373
Hi tumblr!

Can you please take your stupid ass ay lmao meme with you? /sp/ caused it to spill over to /v/ and now it won't go away.

>>253927468
fukken Candlejack maymay are you seri

>>253931318
shut up jew

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>>253931165
>Killing guards using non-lethal ways

>>253924301
Shut your mouth you fucking taffer

>>253931640
What if you tranq someone and they fall into a puddle face down?

>>253930910
I figured I chose a wrong word.
Fuck, mate, I can't even word it properly.
From my point of view New guinea isn't that much of a wealthy country, therefore it's citizens aren't wealthy as well. By using chain logic, we can say that you're more spoiled the wealthier you are, thus the new guinean woman wasn't spoiled as much as an SJW.
Now I'm imagining that one comic where it says "I'm holding the universe inside me", but can't really link the this post and that image in particular together.

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>>253925373
>Penis in vagina
>Mental torture for the rest of your life

Go back to tumblr, landwhale.

>>253931165

I only play stealth games to kill a lot of people and make them piss their pants

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>>253924705
>not wanting the camo

>>253931742
then that's a letal tranquilizer round.

>>253927468
You didnt even say candlejacks name wisea

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>>253930569
It helps to put things into perspective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upAzM5Mduvw

Yes, watch the entire thing.

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Who's that? Rodulf, is it you

do you kill the poor blind man /v/?

>>253931742
Fucking Dishonored

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>>253920972
I wish more video games would treat your standard enemies as actual people like they do in the OP's example.

Guess most people don't want the guilt trip though.

>>253932242
>open the book
>there's nothing in it

Oh lawdy

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>game has heavy melee combat
>no hand to hand takedowns

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>tfw my grandpa was a nazi
>tfw he killed several nazis making his escape with his polish jew waifu, my grandma

What was this thread about again?

>>253932572
How's the 9th circle for him?

>>253932387
I laughed so fucking hard at that. Laughed even harder when I described the moment to my friends.

>>253932701
Hold on let me get my ouija board and candles.

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>>253932234
thanks, I guess?
>"they simply make you dissapear"
>my uncle had a lot of family members dissapeared by the dictatorship a few years back.
>Pinochet's government was funded by the USA because he opposed the communist (democratically elected) president.
oh, I am watching this to the end.

>>253923251
That ass though.
>damn

>>253932572
>Polish Jew

How fucking disgusting, superior Polish blood should not be tainted by such trash.

Get the fuck out, Kurwa.

>>253932572
It started out about video games.
Then it became about, in no particular order:

>nazis like your grandpappy
>tumblr
>rape

So pretty much every /v/ thread.

>I can't think of a single reason I still come to this board.

>>253932572
ask him if he wants to play wolfenstein

>>253933272
See you in 30 minutes cockmongler.

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>>253924625
>Was going for a non lethal run
>Accidentally killed one guy because I realized I had the wrong gun equipped
>mfw the river is empty except for a single guy, reminding me of my failure

>>253923040
Any man who joins an army knowing he will do evil deserves to be purged from this world.

War is no different from murder except for the fact that it's government sanctioned.

>>253933581
>implying I left

I said I can't think of a good reason to come back, I didn't say I WOULDN'T come back.

Truly, the ride never ends.

>>253933980
You sound euphoric, bro.

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What games let you play as nazis?

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>>253926367
>>253928432

>>253934117
Life

>>253933885
>because I realized

Because I didn't realize*

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>>253930975
What you described is literally Evil Genius.

Granted it's a buggy piece of shit but it's still a good game. Great artstyle and soundtrack.

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>>253933980
then why do you love killing people in videogames?
they are just pixels right?
then why do you keep asking for your experiences to be more accurate? harder to distinguish from reality? why not kill floating boxes? why insist to see every last drop of blood every time you kill a soldier in a videoga?
>>253934117
luftrausers

>>253934117
Does Red Orchestra 2 count?

>>253931410
At least Candlejack is considerate enough to fill out your captcha an

>>253934423
>videoga
videogame.
shit.
anyway, I just realized I basically wrote an intro for spec ops

>>253927143
No doubt about it.
>kill someone with a springrazor
"Must have been rats"

>>253934260
We know what you meant, but typing something wrong on this board can be hell sometimes.

>>253926830
Okay, let's say that you know for sure that you will die very very painfully in the next days, while watching everything you love getting corrupted.
Would you not kill yourself?

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>>253933980
>Any man who joins an army knowing he will do evil

Except this has never happened, ever

Get out of here, fedora

>>253930263
was Roger A. Muirebe a jew?

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>>253934846
most likely
was ocelot a jew?

>>253934693
Most people don't work that way.

They latch onto the idea that nothing's certain and that there will always be hope. You'd keep thinking something or someone would save you.

>>253934308
i loved making the Uber Trap in that game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQyZEmeiLRM

>>253934963
>that there will always be hope
That's if they didn't lose it. And yes, you can lose hope.

>>253934769
>Never happened ever boo hoo
>Faggots right joining the US army to go kill kabobs in their own country claiming it's defense
>Faggot president ordering troops to missile drone American citizens

It happens every single day. There are very few wars or times in history when an army was necessary and not just a tool for greed.

I'm sorry you have some faggot of a family member who decided to join the army but it's probably for the better. Evolution is just taking him out of the picture.

>>253933980
>War is no different from murder except for the fact that it's government sanctioned.
Say that when an enemy comes to take the lives of your children.

>>253935613
He came from somewhere back in her long ago

>>253935413
Nobody's listening, you fedora
>inb4 "Y-you responded"
>I shan't respond again

>>253920972
>Metro 2033
>You have to kill nazis
>"Here we go, nazis again, how original"
>Nazis are actualy human, giving good reasons for their actions, talking about family and how they cant leave.
>Read the book because of this
>Book has them be generic assholes who eat babies
>Turns out the good writing was done by game devs
>Last light
>They gave the author power over the writing
>It's shit again

It was good while it lasted. But I enjoy seeing enemies who are still human.

>>253923040
And?
The guys on bestgore in ISIS vids or cartel vids beheading people were kids once.

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>those were my friends you killed, asshole!

>>253933980
Enlightened as fuck

>>253932572
>Betray and murder others just so you can fuck a woman

He is on par with Elliot Rodgers. Pretty fucking beta. No one should care that much about getting their dick wet.

How does it feel having a bitch for a grandfather?
Mine just saved people from a burning house, and didnt do it to get laid, like some beta faggot.

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>>253922225
>guards talking about how they'll rip me to pieces as I'm standing right behind them

>>253934945
>>253934945
Thank you so much for that picture.

>>253937242
I'm not even that Anon but you're a massive faggot.

>>253937242
>on par with Elliot Rodgers
Supreme? Your post is contradicting itself.

>>253937242
Literally too euphoric for womens.

>>253937242

>walking into a collapsing burning house to "save" random assholes you don't even know like life is a movie

I see you inherited your grandfather's intelligence.

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>>253925875
>from Israel
>A nation founded 3 years after Hitler's death

Is such a thing even possible?

>>253938380
ys

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>>253933106

How did your Uncle's family disappear?

If they were communists than they had it coming.

Here, have this fabulous picture of Pinochet as consolation.

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>>253932572

>implying a true National Socialist would turn on his loyal kamerads

Your grand-pappy was a cunt.

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>>253923430
It's funny, seeing as how he was the second boss after mistral and they considered him a do gooder, ten he does a 180 because of samual's heart to heart chat with him.

then him saying that, right now it kinda has more impact then it did in the game I guess

>>253938583
communism
he DOES look pretty fabulous, I'm trying to make my soldier in TF2 look like him, the team captain hat is pretty expensive though.

>>253922119

Somethins been botherin me

Whats a bloody witcher actually eat?

>>253939054
Witch poon

>>253938751
>Edgelord white trash from fucking Burgerland is buttmad he wasn't in the nazi.
>proceeds to shitpost on /v/

>>253929860
>Buppa Zu Gan
Why are AC names so based

>guard dialog cliches thread at the start
>rape vs murder debate
>nazi pride
I wonder whats next

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>>253939646
actual state sanctioned nazis

>>253934492
Wehrmacht =/= Nazi

While Nazis have their own stuff, there's one thing they lacked:

No matter how much they try, as long they don't have good 2D lewd or waifus, then they a shit.

A SHIT.

>>253923026

>impling hitler wasnt the apex commander

>>253939646
I think it's going to die...

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>>253937467
>.gif

sorry guys
>>253924207 here. Sorry I derailed the thread.

>>253927291
>"This pic looks... Interesting"
>Reverse search
>jessica parker in the morning
>Mffw

>>253941391
Hitler was an idiot who only could talk a good game, and was a terrible artist.

Errything the world blames the Nazis for, was mainly done by guys like Himmler and the SS. And had they not gotten their shit pushed in near the end of the war, they would've been fine even without Hitler, because he pretty much was a figurehead.

Like many other governments, the real spooky powers hide and do shit while the figureheads do the talking and take the heat.

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WHEN I WAS

STANDING HERE

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>>253942035
A YOUNG BOY
I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
FROM SOHO DOWN TO BRIGHTON
I MUST HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL

>>253942218
THE TIME HAS COME

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>>253920972
>pull back on the guard
>go to the guards house instead
>lift open the window
>steal jewelry and candlesticks
>see kids room
>place cheese wedges and cheese wheels at door
>exit house
>head back to guards
>place cheese in guards pocket
>finish level without being detected

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>>253942218
AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

>>253924307
overrated post

>>253942404
BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE HIM,
IN ANY AMUSEMENT HALL.

>>253942218
I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE IN THE SHADOWS
I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE IN THE PLACES
I WASN'T MEANT TO BE

>>253942218
BORN IN CHINA, LIU KANG

>>253941803
But Himmler was just a German general who hated politics and didn't associate with the Nazi Party

>>253943458
OOOOOOHHHH SUB-ZERROOOO

>>253942779
GOT PLACES TO GO ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

>mfw this thread
>mfw no face

>>253943610
PREPARE YOURSELF

>>253943797
I AM PREPARE TO MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, SPIDER.

>>253922043
far cry?

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>there's a stat to keep track of how many orphans you've created

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>>253943853
NOT AFRAID TO DIE

For you

>>253944035
stop tracking down their mothers too you heartless dick

>>253922043

Arkham Asylum?

Didn't he say something like "Joker told me to kill my sister, I didn't have one so I hopped in my car and ran someone over. He seemed happy enough."?

POR TU

>>253944137
>implying it was any better before >>253942035

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>>253944207

>>253922646
>What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?

Best soldier you can have fool

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>>253944035
>Lockers cleaned out:468

>>253923026
>writen by two kikes
no, get the fuck out of here with your fake history bullshit

>>253922119
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

This line is burnt into my brain forever.

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>>253944207
>>253944275

>>253922119
>this leads to unfunny memes

Le arrow to the knee amirite

>>253944626
Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

>>253926995
>>253927112
Candlejack never posts with hyp

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>>253944137
>not saving prior stupidness

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>>253926367

>>253944207
>>253944275
ok how do these happen? this is the second time I've seen someone do this

>>253941446
>using a file format that doesn't snap to the browser size for something so inconsequential

not only are you a pleb, but you're a pleb with a superiority complex

You must play on prebuilt

>>253921971
>The little girl is better off without his

>>253945085
OH BABY

>>253926995
>>253927112
>>253927252
>>253927394
>>253927468
>>253927560
>>253944954

Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack

Wow nothing is happening. Funny meme guys. Take it back to reddit.

>>253920972
I usually leave my console/PC on for two days when that happens, and if he's still there I kill him since he was just lying to get sympathy.

>>253945135
>FRIENDS
Back to reddit, normalshit.

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>>253945248

>>253921829
Prod wit tha prod da-bang-da-bang diggy diggy

>>253945248
Wow anon you said candlejack thr

>>253945248
Hey newfag, maybe you should learn to have some fun sometime before you claim this came from reddit

>>253945248
HOTHEAD
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