Why is it so hard to make a good SCP game?

Because 60% of the monsters on the website are

>Regular object. When used for its intended purpose, the user slowly dies. The end

or

>This monster is unkillable. You will never kill him. How he has not swallowed the earth yet is beyond us.

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Oh boy here we go

Man, what the fuck happened to SCP?

I remember it being mostly creepy paranormal creatures and things that were honest threats to humanity's safety.

And now it's like "LE WACKY SO RANDUM TOASTER DOES WACKY THING."

Did the community die and get taken over by idiots or am I missing something here?

I remember this one stupid SCP about a mask making acid in a tank slowing becoming too acidic to contain, as in the PH was slowing approaching zero.

Laughed my ass off as concentrated HCl used in highschool labs has a PH of less than 1.

>>252987361
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035

This one?

>>252987262

The toaster one is actually legitimately creepy, if you bother to think about it. At least if you are talking about the entry I think you are.

>>252987262
An object that causes loss of identity, obsessive delusions, and eventually suicide isn't spooky to you?

>>252988814
Honestly, I just made that up. Was not aware they had an actual SCP toaster.

should be a surgeon simulator game, only autospy simulator, and very subtle in the clues it gives you about the scp victims

>>252986441
This.
Shit like,
>looking at it or even contemplating its existence will open a magical cornhole that rends you from this plane

Plus the lore would suck ass.
>Subject a if seen, use . Agent successfully contained with being the only method.

>>252989097

There is.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426

I suggest reading that thing trough. Though it isn't seriously scary or anything, the implications it's premise has are mildly creepy, to me at least.

>>252989446
I think if this wasn't written in the first person, I would enjoy it more.

>>252989659

That is the whole idea behind it though.
It is impossible to refer to it in anything but the 1st person, and anyone who is too close to it eventually goes insane as they start identifying as the toaster itself.

Some fucks made a short film that is surprisingly okish about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2J2ALAGBIU

I think a good idea for an SCP game would be based on the red disk thing with that post-apocalyptic remnant of a super religious world that was destroyed by big black whatever things.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093

Exploring it would be pretty interesting.

>>252991006
I wish there were more extradimensional SCPs.

Shitty entries like the crocodile.

>that SCP that's just a normal guy but not really, because he just poofs to different dimensions and such randomly

The guy has no fucking control over it either.

>Wake up in cave
>go towards the light
>it's just an endless desert
>look up in the sky
>two suns
>the two suns move in the sky
>oh wait nope those are eyeballs

SCP died when Are We Cool Yet became a thing.

because SCP is fucking dumb and full of original character donut steel bullshit

Am I a sucker for liking SCP-682 ? I find the experiments destined to kill it but failing miserably pretty fun in a dark humor way.

Like this scientist that introduced a child to it, then when the child got eaten he tried it again but with a sedaten child as to not triggen the reptile, but the child still got eaten. At the end he's himself thrown to 682 because what kind of psycho use children as cannon fodders.

I would say there should be a game where you start out weak as shit and have to strap increasingly dangerous and reality-bending artifacts to yourself in order to stay alive but we already have risk of rain.

I should write a joke SCP about a clueless DSP-like person always randomly appearing as a D-Class who always survives when dealing with Keter class objects while everyone else is dying

>Woooow, how am I even supposed to clean up this doll?
>Huh, how has everyone died? Who will hold the doll up so I can clean it? Fucking bullshit, I'm out of here.

>>252993736
>>252994963
Honestly, the crocodile should exist as a barrier to prevent other invincible ultragod SCPs, together with Kain. They're like a necessary evil, but the testing logs are indeed fun to read.

>>252995706
The problem is that there are those other than them.

CSP only works as a wiki
if you want a CSP game you have to start from scratch and reinvent the entire thing
make it like x-com the gubberments of the world want you to take care of mysterious shit because it's starting to effect too many people
you make facilities, have researchers dig up mysteries, capture mysteries, contain, experiment, you get it
as you dig deeper you find weirder shit, mysteries that effect reality and time, that change the colors of your menus or switch up your controls
Ends in two ways, you lose control of the dangerous beasts you've amassed and the y-com project is closed or get a chance to dump all the fuckers in a black hole to another dimension, not your problem anymore.

>>252994963
yea, the logs are gold

>>252996065
>CSP
SCP

I think the best one if the one that materializes post apocalipt worlds in mirrors. The VHS/DVD related ones are spooky too, such as the basket game tape one or the one where Al Gore or whatever talks about Google's HQs burning.

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My favorites are the ones that are strange area's/worlds/dimensions that have expeditions sent into them.

Most of them end up ruined by over embellishment, usually involving the unnecessary addition of Monsters.

Minus Level related.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1165

It was a fascinating read until they ruined it toward the end. Pic not related, though.

>>252994717
To be fair they "culled" most of those. Iris is still around, though, as well as DBZ guy.

I thought "K" was the worst one.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decomm:scp-151-d

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-105
Why is this one still there?

It would probably work better as a tabletop game. The best SCPs are ones that work in odd ways, and can only be survived in odd ways. Vidya doesn't have the level of freedom to portray that yet.

On the other hand, it could be an interesting monster fighting game. Good luck capturing this
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096

>>252987262
Like any other fanbase, casuals happened.

Some entries are so bad that the SCP item itself kills everyone it touches EXCEPT the person who wrote the entry. Pure Mary Sue all over.

Also, my favorite SCP was ruined with "btw im a girl :)"-tier bullshit.

Because SCP is shit, because it was taken over by megalomaniac admins who demand people suck their cocks to create content and have filled the site with their mary sue self inserts

>>252997064
The Zone from STALKER without stalkers would make an interesting read though. Although the mutants like Poltergeists and Bloodsuckers should exist to keep expeditions somewhat tense, otherwise it'd mostly be just anomalies and anomalies until they hit the Brain Scorcher.

>>252997416

>to be fair they "culled" most of those

And then replaced them with their even worse, "researcher" self inserts.

>>252997807
Which one?

>>252995706

Kain is fucking stupid. Outrageously stupid. He should be removed but never will because the people who run the site are retarded.

>>252998158
>All The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do
what the fuck man
everyone is supposed to be a no-name researcher because the articles are about the SCPs
how does anyone allow a monkey with a medallion wandering the halls off the Foundation is beyond me

40 posts in and nobody mentions there's already a good SCP game? And it's free, too.

>>252989089
I don't see what is so spooky about /v/.

>>252998231
835, I think? It's a coral that is found in an underwater expedition, but it starts to eat through their suits and when they're sucked into it, they find teeth and hair and stuff inside of it. And the one who managed to survive started to get bone cancer and weird growths and shit because she was becoming another of the organism.

The data logs are really creepy, except someone started mentioning genders and adding a romantic element to it.

>He only wants to protect me because i'm a gril lelelele :))))
>oh no he got eaten aaaaaa
>now i'm turning into monster too
>don't worry james now we can be together forever :))))

>>252998725
>romance
Nothing kills the spook harder than that

http://www.scp-wiki.net/log-1251-01
This creeped the fuck out of me.

>>252998895
It's a shame because the picture is really gruesome, and the data logs are some of the most detailed on the site. Before some cunt ruined it, it was REALLY good.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835

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This one could be a good game. ESPECIALLY what's described in Document 354-3-a.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354

>>252986138
Because SCP is reddit garbage, and most contributors can't write for shit. In fact most of them are tv tropes rejects, children, and complete idiots. Some specimens have been taken to DBZ bullshit levels, and on top of that it is a community project so everyone can piss on it like if it was a community pool.

So first it is a flawed concept, an internet thing, and at best you will get complete utter retards working on it like the slender games.I am not even sure why the people like Slender, it is really the most retarded spooky story since Tails doll.

If you like SCP you are literally underage.

Organization that studies / contains weird spooky shit = pretty cool concept
Most of the shit that people write for it = fucking awful retarded bullshit

>>252999842
This started in /x/.

>>252999976
Your point being?
Even if it had a good start, /x/ can't also write for shit, this part is covered under "Complete idiots"

You know what'd be really cool? A SCP game about going out to find these anomalies.
I remember reading one article a while ago about a night club in Italy, which undergoes a variety of different circumstances every night, but it ALWAYS happens
One of them being something involving a man starting to chant in latin, and all hell breaking loose
Just imagine being in the middle of that shit and trying to follow the procedure to shut it down as quickly as possible, it'd be fucking amazing.

Too bad SCP went from "Really unique and creative idea" to "A bunch of idiots writing shitty stories"
Same thing happened to creepypasta.

>>253000231
Oh, well sounds like you though it was from reddit or something.

>>252999842
>tv tropes rejects
TVTropes used to be a lot worse than it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDYCv-ycT4

>>252991006
It's mostly about a post-apocalyptic world that's used to be occupied by religious zealots iirc, don't think there's much else to explore after reading the recovery notes

My favorite is the sea monster made of sunken warships.

>>253000136
>spooky removed cartoon that turns children into murderers and can see through the 4th wall as if it knew who was watching
How did this article get featured again?

The weird beige infection thing is cool

999 is moe

>>252994281
But AWCY is the best group of interest.

SCP died when the community went full reddit/SA.

>>252998895
I really wish people knew how to properly write romance into horror. It always ends up retarded and turns into self insert fanfiction.

SCP fighting game when

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>>253000990
Eh, I actually sorta liked it up until it became self aware and aware of the foundation.

That's another pit fall of over embellishment some SCP's suffer from, item randomly becoming self aware and/or aware of the foundation.

Who is the sexiest scp

>>253003005
The fat guy who can travel through dimensions.

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>>252997064
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

One of my favorite tape-based SCPs

>>253002873
Everyone would tier whore 682

>>253003005
Apparently there's a few. Including a batshit insane Youkai.

>>253003005
231-7

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>>253002873
Courtesy of Japan.

>>253003267
999 hidden OP

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>>253003429
>flaming skeleton

>>253003001
Which scp is this really? The number is for some world of robots

>>253004063
965

Who the fuck is Dr. Clef? (the character, not the writer)

I see him mentioned in a fuckton of articles.

Also, what's the most powerful SCP besides 3XX something (who is basically God) and 001

>>253003973
060

>>253004205
in terms of power it would be Kain, he's SCP-107, I think

>>253004205
Dr clef is the self insert of the writer clef

Strongest scp is hard to say since there are several strong in their own way

>>253004205
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076

^probably. He's the LITERAL Gary Stue.

Can someone give me a TL;DR of SCP-2000

>>253003340
Is Procedure 110-Montauk where they rape her?

>>253004824
It undoes any end of the world scenario by retrocasuality.

tl;dr system restore the scp

>682 vs God will never happen
I hate all of you.

>>253004824
Edge of Tomorrow, but not.

>>253005264
Yes it did

682 won

I've been saying there should be a SCP Tycoon game for years now,

>>253005404
When? And how the fuck did it beat God?

>>253005404
Link please

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>>253003973
965, my bad. It's Face in the Window.

>>253004568
I'd say the most powerful SCP is either The Hateful Star or The Sealed King.

Hateful Star
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1548

The Sealed King
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2440

>>253005404
>>253005525
>>253005574
Ignore him, it ended in a stalemate. God got angry that the staff tried tricking him into fighting something that wasn't his creation, so he left the facility.

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>>253005404
>>253005525
It didn't win. There was no fight. "God" and the Hard to Kill Lizard were invisible to each other. "God" implied the Hard to Kill Lizard is not from his universe, therefor he cannot influence it.

>>253002131
That's probably about when the horror/creepy aspect was dropped and the 'weird item' aspect went into full affect.

This one assume the form of your waifu:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071

What to do ?

>>253005525
>>253005574
It's in one of 682's test logs.

God wad ordered to kill 682 and couldn't because it wasn't one of "his children". 682 then phased through God and killed all the researchers.

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>There will never be SCP levels for Viscera Cleanup Detail.

>>252997537
because it's an interesting concept

>>253005885
>Subjects who achieve auto-gratification through masturbation via the use of media containing SCP-071 (whether delayed or not) suffer the same effects.
Well fuck, that really sucks

>>253004205

There are plenty of powerful SCPs. There's one that can fuck the universe over by reversing time towards the big bang, and another that collapses all of spacetime. If I remember correctly, there's one that randomizes the universe. leaving the user with the only memory of what happened.

>>252987262
I dunno. I hit random and still get a few good ones. Then there are some retarded ones, like flying Jeeps.

>>252997537
I wrote that one when I was 16. I'm not sorry

>>253006029
is that guy even the real God or just a powerful reality warper with a god complex?

>>253005885
>http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071
But does it turn into fictional characters? If the object of the viewers sexual desires was an anime girl, would it turn into a "real life" depiction of that character? Or would it somehow look like an anime character? So many questions.

>>252986138
containment break was pretty good though.

My ideal SCP game would be something like this:
>first person walking simulator
>you're a low-ranking researcher at the foundation
>you do experiments and shit
>rise up the ranks
>sometimes sapient SCPs break loose and you help in recontaining them
>final level is stopping an end-of-the-world scenario involving SCP-001

>>253006657
At least, there was a reason for its shittiness.

>>253005119
I don't think retrocausality has anything to do with it
its just a structure capable of creating humans at an insane rate that's protected from the vast majority of end of the world scenarios

>>253006712
Probably something weird like He believes he's god, so he is even though he really isn't.

I know I'll catch flak for it, but when it comes to SCP 001, I love Clef's "The Gate Guardian".

>>253006226
the guy who shifts dimensions at random sort of is the same concept except better done

>>253006712
I personally presume it to be the latter

Im hella old on scp and scp 001 used to be a black rock.

What is 001 now?

>>253007026
That was my favorite one. The logs toward the end and God's message breaking through the corruption sent chills down my spine.

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So what SCP's are you aware of that are based on real world things/mythology?

>Jörmungandr of Norse myth is an SCP.

>>253006910
Yeah I admit it's written poorly. But I stand by the core concept of a person with limited telekinesis via photographs. I'd welcome someone redoing it, but no one has.

>>253007026
Isn't that basically the canon SCP-001?

What are the other SCP-001s

captcha: among lunymen

>>253007026
I honestly don't like any of the 001's

only milestone I enjoy is 2000

>>253006754
It would scan your mind for all of your subconscious sexual desires and turn it into reality.

So it probably would end up looking like a real life version of your waifu, according to your tastes.

>No SMT styled SCP game where you recruit SCPs to fight for you

>>253007225
There is multiple ones, they can't/refuse to decide on which entry gets the 001 spot so they just have all of the candidates viewable.

>>253007269
anyone here really REALLY dislike Able?

>>253007358

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/proposals-for-scp-001

Nah, there's no canon one. Just proposals.

>>253007627
Which ones are good?

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>>253007358
>>253007026
I think the worst SCP-001 is the Spiral Path. It kinda invalidates everything.

>>253007434
Most scps hate humans though

>>253007896
Band together to fight a bigger evil or something. I dunno.

>>252999828
>All personell were missing
THE ENTITIES ARE THE DEVOURED PEOPLE
OH MY GOD THAT'S UNSETTLING

>>253007896
and the ones that don't generally tend to be relatively harmless or harmful beyond their own desire

>>253007738

I'd say read and decide for yerself.

>>253007269
which number?

>>253007896
Not if you're part of the Serpent's Hand.

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>>253008015
Are you being serious? The full caps makes me think possible sarcasm.

Anyway, most people don't realize the ghostly entities are the projections of the people who make up the giant torso creatures, now a gestalt life form and each still sentient and aware.

>>253007434
http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-wanna-be-the-very-best
This should be close enough.

>>253008229
722

>follow SCP over the years
>have a bunch of ideas
>never work up the courage to write anything out of fear it might suck
suffering

>>253008749

I really wouldn't worry about quality that much. Have you seen some of the shit that goes on there now?

>>253008749
Well, as someone who wrote several, most of which sucked (and still do) I just say go for it.

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>>253008749
I've wrote up a few, but I never got around to completing them. Some of them are very basic, some of them are addons/related to existing SCP's.

For example, a set of colored keys related to "The Blue Key" SCP.

>>253008749
Do it anon!

Extradimensional SCPs are always the spookiest for some reason.
>That one log where chicken broth, rabbit feces, milk and petroleum randomly starts flowing out from nowhere
>Random shit being dumped into a vending machine
>That one SCP which was a portal to the real world and agents were trying to escape into it

>>253008903
What did you write

>>253008483
>giant torso creatures

I think you're confusing SCP-354 with something else. That red disc one probably, but I haven't read it in a while.

So favorite Group of Interest? I gotta go with the Church of the Broken God.

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>>253009293
whoops, my bad.

>>253009228
105, and 239

>>253009419
Carter and Dark, or whatever their name is, are pretty cool.

>>253009694
>Carter and Dark

This. I like the idea of owning my very own novelty SCPs if I had enough money.

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>1295

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>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2018
>You will never visit the Museum of You.

>>252999842
>>253000231
Takes out anger on others due to its self-loathing nature. SCP-/v/453 cannot create nor contribute anything resulting in success, thus falls back to critiquing others. We hope one day that /v/453 will kill itself and stop being such a burden to humanity, until then we chose to ignore it.

There are no procedures to contain the subject as he is no threat, as stated before it is incapable of anything. If encountered with the subject be sure to prod at it as it will result in a syndrome known as "butt-hurt" due to its lack of rational thinking or understanding.

>>252987361
pH is a logarithmic scale, 0 is ten times stronger than 1. That said, pH 0 is not that bad and the scale does go into the negatives.

>>253003429
Been a long time since I went on the site, let me try to reminisce.

Row 1: 173, 682, 096, 106
Row 2: ?, 058, Edgy kill Lord, totally not Adam Jensen
Row 3: Those crabs that eat toddlers, Pikachu, ?, ?
Row 4: ?, ?, I remember a hamster one, 131
Row 5: That teddy bear that could change his material, cowbell robot thing, ?, that ant eater
Row 6: le funny britbong slug, ?, toaster, bad humor tomatoes

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>>252986138
I think a good SCP game would be a cross between prison tycoon and L4D or if its 2d a TDS. Make your facility good and manage mishaps with your SCPs efficiently enough to keep your expenses from being higher than your "funding" or whatever.

build a research section that will study and do tests on the SCPs, upon a discovery you get a bonus to your funding but every field test of a SCP has a chance to lose researchers or have a breach (which you might have to take out using the FPS/TDS mode). Losing researchers and definitely loosing a SCP would be very costly in research time and money. Maybe you could unlock weapons and other advancements through researching particular SCPs you have at your facility.

But i will stop daydreaming now, it will never happen

>>253010052
>that SCP that was seized from them that can make animals into humanoids
Also like how they show that things like catgirls wouldn't work because a cat wouldn't have enough material to become a person. Or how they thought it wasn't working on a dog, only for a tapeworm with a screaming human face to burst out of it.

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>>253010209
>Test 3
>Subject: Agent ????????
>Result: A young boy, a television set and SNES video game system appeared. The young boy called out Agent ????????'s name to play video games with him. Agent ???????? climbed on the pedestal and played video games with the boy for half an hour. No source of electricity was seen during this time.
>Text: Sharing is caring. It's cheesy, but true.
>Note: Agent ???????? claimed that the boy in the pedestal was identical to one of his childhood friends, who let Agent ???????? use his video game system because Agent ????????'s family was too poor to buy one.

>>253009419
awcy? cause i love dada

>>253010680
Far left on row 2 is Infernal Occult Skeleton.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-060

>>253011139
I hate that one, not so much because of the idea behind it but because everyone and their mother misuses it

>>253010680
Row 2:
Flaming skeletons, see
>>253004287
>>253005797
Row 3: Rabbit that eats itself to the point where it vanishes for a half hour, not sure
Row 4: Don't know.
Row 5: Keter Teddy bear that makes lethal teddy bears, weak evil toy robot, not sure.

>>253011480
Yeah. The only AWCY articles that I feel were done right so far were

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1286
and
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1999

>>252986138

I'd like to play a I have no mouth and I must scream style adventure game with multiple different stories that can be played in any order that all connect.

That Red Round cylinder thingy and the red lake would be two good sections.

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>>253011912
>>253010680
>>253003429
>>253002873
So what stages do you guys think there would be?

Off the top of my head.
>Pipe Nightmare
>The Stairwell
>Empty World
>House of The Worm
>Museum of You
>The Blue Key Forest
>To End All Wars
>Carnival of Horrors
>Minus Level
>Red Sea Shell Dimension

>>252997708

nigga just put a bag over it's face

>>253012606
An SCP foundation level, obviously. With researchers in the background observing the fight and gathering data, and MTF on standby.

>>253012606
That one SCP where it was this giant polyp at the bottom of the sea and it ate these two MTF guys

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What is the scariest SCP?

I hate the fact that due to the overwhelming number of overpowered entries you can't form a canon.

There's like 50 different SCPs which can cause the end of humanity, ranging from "Earth can't sustain life" to "total metaphysical annihilation of the universe".

>>253003429
I would main shiny Wooper

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>>253012606
These are pretty good stages. I would also like to add:

>Time Dimension
>Mirror of Salt
>Bellmaker's Tower
>Religious Broadcasting level, which has multiple phases
>Regular SCP containment cell
>North Pole
>Human Breeding Center
>Blood Pool
>Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

>>253013776
060 is the spookiest

>>253013776
Your mother

>>253000231
Well the fact you attributed SCP to Reddit and called everyone out as underage, clearly shows that in fact YOU are underage, so GTFO before you're BTFO doublenigger

>>253013776
Ronald Regan Gets Cut Up or the Russian Chess Machine

>>253006032
Maybe when it supports mods there will be

>>253011480
ill agree to an extent, some articles hit it just great but the rest just use it as an excuse to make nonsensical scps that kill people cause "LOL DADA MEANS NONSENSE"

theres a scp tale that basically states that awcy scps that just randomly kil people are stupid and that there needs to be some sort of message or protest

>>252994963
I like 682 because it's literally Gustave the crocodile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_%28crocodile%29

>>253013776
I really need to look for good SCPs again, there was some seriously spooky shit in there.
In my opinion the stairs are one of the spookiest, because imagine going down into a literal void of light, all alone.

>>253015302
And NPCs. I want neural guards and monsters that can slip out and kill you.

SCP is at its best when it's bizarre weird shit instead of world-destroying apocalyptic shit.
SCP-914 and SCP-261 are best SCPs.

>>253003001

i'm too scared to open this pic or to read it, but what is the alien thing on window SCP about?

>>252986441
A good example of that 40% exception is the one of the nail that traps your shadow, SCP 272. Some really good field reports in that article.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-272

>272-j
>Test subject: 1 D-Class personnel (D-272-10)
>Surface: Concrete floor of test facility 25-h
>Lighting: 1 stadium light, positioned on a computer-controlled track
>Purpose: a.) Determine the effects of rapid lighting shifts and b.) Determine if subject can be withheld from the object via restraints, barriers etc.

>Procedure – Test 1: Light positioned to cast a long shadow. Nail dropped into the head of >subject's shadow. Light slowly raised.
>Results – Test 1: Subject dragged at a proportional rate towards the object. Subject has difficulty standing.

>Procedure – Test 2: As above. Light raised very rapidly.
>Results – Test 2: As above, but at a more rapid rate. Noted that subject was unable to remain standing and accelerated upon falling; attributed to the decrease in shadow size relative to standing. Subject acquired minor road rash.

>Procedure – Test 3: As above. Subject restrained with chains attached to their feet, chicken wire screen placed between subject and object.
>Results – Test 3: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject expires. Object recovered. Further testing with restrained subjects prohibited.

>Conclusions: Subject seen to be ‘dragged’ by their shadow, at a rate required to keep it cast upon the object. Intervening obstacles appear not to impede this function, although will damage the subject, or in the case of barriers like the chicken wire, [DATA EXPUNGED].

>chicken wire

>>253011952
Dude what about the invisible shark?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1057

I thought it was done pretty well.

>>253015901
I think that one is completely harmless apart from being spooky

>>253015901
its literally just an alien that likes to peek into windows

>>253015901
A Window which causes a creepy face to stare at you endlessly. It's supposedly harmless but people tend to get paranoid and panicky when they know it's there. The Researchers are uncertain if these feelings are natural responses or an affect the SCP has on people.

SCP had some really cool stuff buried under a mountain of really crappy stuff
Some things like the Church of the Broken God were really interesting

I remember a set of them where it's basically a stargate portal and there's multicolored discs or something?

It was in that pack that got made a long time ago with a bunch of the old ones in a pseudo realistic fashion.

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>>253016467
Sounds like you're talking about the Red Sea Object.

>>253016228
>>253016278

one of my biggest fears is about being watched by something then when i look at it, the motherfucker just stays there, static. It may sound kinda stupid but i almost had a panic attack looking at the thumbnail.

Shit there was this dumb movie communium or something like that. It was dumb, but this one scene where this one stupid looking alien looks at the main character across the door made me shit my pants so fucking hard.

Just play containment breach u plebs

>>253017039
Maybe? I remember it's a different world though. it wasn't on earth. There were multiple files describing different colored objects that had strange effects on things, and there was also a log describing some guy going insane or something.

>>253017226
why did i stay in this thread
fuck im getting chills
that's my fear as well
fuckfuck fuck

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>>252989446

>Mrs. [REDACTED] had gorged herself with nearly 10kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died from internal bleeding

Id really like a tv show about it.

Warehouse 13 kind of had a similar premise, but wasnt creepy or spooky sadly.

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>>253017226
>Communion
I am familiar with this film. Pretty creepy, but then the aliens were harmless and were actually bros.

Might not want to open this spoiler image if you didn't like the staring alien.

>>253017226
That was kind of the appeal of Slenderman and the Weeping Angels from Dr. Who

>tfw when i have an idia for a SCP
do they still have you write a text so you can get an account? i failed the last time i aplied

What is the most helpful SCP?

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YOU CAME HERE LOOKING FOR SECRET MESSAGES, DIDN'T YOU? IT GRABS ONTO YOU, DOESN'T IT? THE FASCINATION. THE INTRIGUE. THE MYSTERY. YOU KEEP SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS. YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE

>>253018067
The goo thing that tickles you
The eye pods

>>253018067
infinite pizza box
orange goo monster
pill that cures everything
machine that resets everything if it blows up

>>253018349
The drink machine that can dispense anything is cool

>>253018467
a cup of joe

>>253018067
>The machine that upgrades anything you put in it
>Infinite healing water in a canteen
>The amulet that makes you a superhuman if you wear it for 20 minutes
>126 digit password that lets you use any account
>panacea

>>253018682
ew no gross

>>253018165
NOT IPODS
E-PODS

>>253018758
>126 digit password that lets you use any account
which one is this

>>253019265
It's an anomalous object. I suppose it really doesn't count as an SCP.

>>253012606
>>253014224
>Praise the Great Ones
>Missing Cargo
>Pleasant Meal
>The Builder's Work
>Mall Butchery
>Hill of the Valkyries
>Bloody Sunday
>It Doesn't Hate You

Sources:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-962
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-455
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1295
http://www.scp-wiki.net/personal-log-of-gordon-richards
http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-668-a
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-526
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-823
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610

Mall Butchery takes place during the subject's actions in the mall.

>>253013776
For me >>252998896 and SCP-455.

>and getshot
Advice noted captcha.

>>253017454

there was this one day when my friend had the fucking idea of putting a chair near me when i was sleeping. He then covered it with something black and put an alien mask in the middle, facing me.


I got so scared that i literally pissed myself. I was 17, even tho i wasn't that realistic. My friend feels bad about it even now. Yeah, he should. motherfucker

>>253013776
The "demonic" plane always kinda freaked me out. The fact it didn't really require priests, but people of resolute belief in something, was an interesting twist.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-700

The second image is an animated gif....

>>253015901

ayy lmao

>>253004824
When bad shit goes down, the machine recreates humans. The foundation tells them that they need to recreate society and once they get civilization back to the way it was, they implant false memories.

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>Have an idea for an SCP
>Work on it for months, making sure the atmosphere and grammar is perfect
>Never actually post it because it's a video gamerelated SCP
How come scary stuff based on video games just isn't scary anymore.

>>253019448
>Dragonball Z Budokai-like gameplay
>Stage hazards

I would be completely down to play this.

>>253019946
I thought The Hardest Game was kinda disturbing.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1315

>>253019946
Ever since BEN DROWNED and that faggot jadusable trying to literally charge money to find out how it ended, people are hesitant of vidya spoopyziti.

They're just taking other creepypasta and turning it into games instead. I.E. Slenderman.

I wish people here would understand that after the game was made, they amped up their quality control. They even discourage people from making human SCPs or even Keter SCPs.

>>253006961
>>253019905
The machine also has spacetime bending abilities that reset the world to a state table enough for humans to thrive.

So it kinda resets the world but not really.

I really don't get how it's an SCP since the foundation made it.

>>253019805

i'm too scared to look

Can anyone recommend me some good Series III SCPs?

>>253020534

it still requires special containment procedures

>>253020749
2845 because it literally exposes the foundation

>>253020749
They just opened up Series 3. It's kinda hard to find a real good one. Just look at the Top Rated for each month.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1425

I like the Star book because it worked with the idea of how fast we forget things in the media. Remember how hyped up H1N1 was?

>>253021494
Was that bird flu or swine flu?

>>253021604
Swine flu.

Yeah, remember the super dangerous BIRD FLU? And how everyone forgot it in a week?

>>253021604
Exactly.

>>253019946
What's your SCP about?

>>252986138
I'd rather have a good tv show similar to it. The Lost Room was to short and warehouse 13 is shit.

>>253009131
>That one SCP which was a portal to the real world and agents were trying to escape into it
Which one?

>>253021850
Was shit. They finally ended Warehouse 13

>>253009131
>That one log where chicken broth, rabbit feces, milk and petroleum randomly starts flowing out from nowhere

That was from a 001 proposal about 30 People who could Neutralize SCPs. If they died, new SCPs would be created.

001 Proposals are really hit or miss.

>>253009131
>Extradimensional SCPs are always the spookiest for some reason.
I wouldn't say spookiest, but I agree that there is an inherent creepiness to them. Possibly because they seem utterly unknowable and unexplainable.

Here, have a "Hole to Another Place.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437
>"Please send rain."

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1590

What's your game like, /v/?

>>253021898
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1485

It's really depressing, actually.

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>You will never have your own copy of SCP-1004

I like how the article leaves it open to interpretation whether its downside is an anomalous property of SCP-1004 itself, or if it's entirely down to human nature.

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>>253012606

SCP-106's pocket dimension rape dungeon.

>>253022714
Interesting...

Because someone would have to both like SCP and understand horror.

>>253003005

The one that's a boggart except it shapeshifts into whatever you find the most sexually attractive. The catch is, having sex with it wastes you away. I think it's SCP-071.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597

>>253022248

>those alternate realities logs

I loved it

>>253012606
The plane. With the door open and the priests making bets.

>>253023601
He seems like a cool guy. Would love to play videogames in his rape dimension.

>>253023759

during or after sex?

>>253023916
See >>253017039
What was left of one of the people who he took into his rape dungeon. HE removed body parts(such as eye and teeth) and repeatedly burned and mutilated that person.

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>>253007408
>It would scan your mind for all of your subconscious sexual desires and turn it into reality.

So we'd get a fucked up Sexual Silent Hill

PANIC or not

>>253013776

106.

>>253023601
http://www.scp-wiki.net/treats

>>252989446
>the implications it is premise has

What the fuck? Do you have an SCP that prevents you from using proper grammar, or are you just stupid?

>>253024428
Do you have an SCP that turns you into a fucking grammer nazi?

>>253010737
;;

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>>253024002

"Human subjects allowed to engage in sexual activity with SCP-071 suffered rapid atrophy of muscle, skeletal structure and brain function, with onset occurring 1-2 days after contact. The atrophy persists for up to seven (7) days, dependent on physical therapy administered after onset, though the subject may also suffer permanent decrease in stature, decreased organ function, decreased brain mass, and sterility. Subjects who achieve auto-gratification through masturbation via the use of media containing SCP-071 (whether delayed or not) suffer the same effects."


Also

>SCP-071's ability to change forms does not appear to be limited to normal human subjects. On ??/?/??, when presented with subject D-7883, SCP-071 assumed the shape of a female Golden Retriever. D-7883 reacted with shock and refused to proceed with the experiment, though the subject's physiological signs were consistent with a state of sexual arousal.

>On ?/??/??, SCP-071 assumed the form of a female human corpse when exposed to D-8762. Medical staff confirmed a complete lack of life signs, and SCP-071 suffered no harm from the transition, later assuming the form of a ?-year old male subject when exposed to D-8765.
>That censored age is 1 digit

>>253024536
>You understand basic English? WHAT A GRAMMAR NAZI HOLY SHIT

That's funny. I take it it's the "just stupid" explanation, then.

The only good SCP is the Infinite Pizza Box.

>>253024771
You're making a big deal out of something minor on an anonymous image board.
You don't have to be a dick about everything

>>253024963
>The only good SCP is the Butt Ghost.

FTFY

>>253024963
Stop being fat, anon.

>>253024380

That's actually the story that made me scared of 106. Also these:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-his-own-image-part-5
http://www.scp-wiki.net/lost-time
http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man (Official origin story by the author of SCP-106)

>>253024690
Isn't it mentioned that D-Class personnel tend to be Prisoners? not terribly surprising if there would be some child rapists among them

>>253023759

>There are pornographic videos of SCP-071 floating around on the internet

Paranoia fuel.

>>253024980
I'm not a dick about everything. I'm a dick about people being genuinely too stupid to understand what an apostrophe is.

It's such a basic part of English grammar that you must have a serious mental deficiency to lack the ability to use it correctly. So I shit on people who can't, because if you lack the mental capacity to use an apostrophe correctly, you lack the mental capacity to create high-quality posts. Stupid people don't belong here. Post on 9gag or something.

>>253025215

Yep, though the child rapists usually end up assigned to SCP-231.

I don't know, the concept is interesting, but the clinical style of writing really keeps the scares back for me. I get that's the whole point, but still. It makes sense as a way to keep details frighteningly in vague, but when you already know everything, it loses said value.

>>253025342
It's not a big deal. Calm the fuck down.

>>253025628
This. Seriously.

>>253022248
>Heathen level: Unforgivable

>>253025979
>>253025628
Choke on a fucking dick.

>>253026216
Man, the guy put an out of place apostrophe.
It's not really a big deal.

>>253026216
Just stop getting so worked up over such little things.
Take a deep breath or something

Help a bro out
My favorite SCP was the one about this Baptist Church Revival or something in GA maybe where they would go in and it was empty but on a certain day they would broadcast a radio show and someone would get invited in and never seen again, they whole time the only person talking was this hilariously done southern dude. Anyone remember it?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-686
All these fetish fuel SCP's

>>253026216
You are going to take year off you're life careing about something so unreleavant

>>253026869
Found it nevermind

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1982

How do more people not mention this? It's certianly not the creepiest SCP, but it's extremely well written compared to the others

>>253027193
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1470

O-oh god.

I quite like some of the Transfiguration SCP's
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-439
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610

Best SCP

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

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>tfw scp pictures scare me so much it makes me cry

>>253028476
Are you a cute little girl?

>>253028476
God you,re a fagoot

>>253028476

Would you prefer to cry from feels? >>253028027

I'm grateful of this thread providing me with so much suggested reading material, already read a few of these articles and they're fun, these should get me through the night

>>253028476

that chess machine pic is the worst

>>253028467
It's the vegetable that turns people into vegetables!
>This just in: A Mr. Carlos was found dead in his home office next to pile of about six dozen tomatoes.

You can actually make a good SCP game by clearly using [REDACTED] as a good starting point, followed by [REDACTED] game play.

Then to finish it off, you should be able to [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] and finish it off with [REDACTED]

Shit would be so [REDACTED]

>>253029190
>Kill off every SCP after 1000
lol no, series II has some of the best ones.

Agreed with everything else, also get rid of 073, 076, 231, 682 and everything related to bright.

>>253029531
Aww man that's [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>252991006
I think the futuristic underground city one would make a good game.

>>253029531
"10/10. It's like [REDACTED] with [DATA EXPUNGED]"
-[REDACTED]

>>253029531
Don't forget [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>253029531
I'll [REDACTED] your [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>253029712
>>253029809
>>253029915

Sorry guys, I forgot that the DLC would be [DATA EXPUNGED] to add to the [REDACTED] game play.

Is this like stalker lost alpha?

>>253029190
They don't need to get rid of everything after 1000, in fact some of the stuff 2000+ are pretty good. The most terrible ones are sprinkled throughout the first 1000

Addition to remove Clef:
Remove every single meta named character.
All characters should have blacked out names unless they die in the article, or are in 2 or 3 articles that are directly related.

You absolutely cannot have people getting used to or attached to recurring characters.

>>252986138
Did the guy working on containment breach drop it or something?

>>253030074
no, stalker is shit

The only SCP that tries to be funny to succeed coming through.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-006-j

>>253029959
P-please anon, don't be so [REDACTED]

Please post more SCP stories

>>253030475
This and
>>253028467

It's better when you don't take the thing's seriously.

>>253030475
>>253028467
You don't know shit.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1550-j

>>253030475
>>253030808
>>253030909
>implying 666-j isn't timeless
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

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>>253030475

>Addendum 006-J: Guys, it isn't even that big, okay? Look, I'm going up to it and it hasn't attacked me yet. - Dr. ????????

>Dr. ???????? has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-??

>>253021070
Man, the comments on SCP-2845 are fantastic. Djoric shows that they don't want good concepts nor good writing, they just want people to tow the line, worship at the alter of the 'veterans' and follow their idiotic 'not canon canon' thing.

>>252987262
Reddit happened. No seriously, leddit got wind of it and fucked it all up.

>>253031067
>scp-666j
>Not 666Michael Bay

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>>253031067
Also I'm somewhat biased towards this one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7560-j
because it ended up introducing me to the wonderful world of Francis E. Dec esquire.

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>>253031067
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1992-j

Anyone remember the scp about these giant being in space that made planets habitable? I thought it was interesting and remembered reading it a long time ago.

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>>253031880

>Despite the only moderate amount of passengers, the train was able to spin upon derailment and accelerate to supersonic speed. Notably, several cars of the train were filled with thousands of insects and several kilograms of fecal matter. No survivors.

>>253000000

Is there anything honestly wrong with SCP?

Wasn't it always shit from the beginning?

>>253032287
There's a few gems within the turd to say the least.

>>253032005
Was it this?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1795

>>253033501
yeah thanks

>>253003429
It looks like The Sculpture blueberry shit itself

>>253031245
This. Chances are, if you're new to the SCP Foundation, nobody will like your articles, nor will they respond to your criticism.

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j

>>253035276
It's an Good Ole Boys Club.

The "not canon canon" bullshit also irks me. They need to grow up and accept there is a canon and a foundation to their universe, especially when they have the nerve to call people out on things not following the canon.

>>253037149
>The amount of people it takes to contain every single one of these things would almost take up the earth's population
>HURR DURR IT'S OUR UNIVERSE BUT DESE TINGS R ON TEH ERF

Blows my fucking mind

>>253037839
Well, just read the read comments on 2845

>This doesn't follow canon
>I know, fuck you, you all said there isn't an y canon anyway
>But... muh canon

They want their cake and they want to eat it

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They already made an SCP movie, so why is a game so much harder to do?

>>253038183
Why don't they just go and just say fuck it and make the Foundation the center of some massive multiverse type thing. Every alternate universe they've been to has been either completely abstract and impossible to understand or have some variation of the Foundation. If everything is canon but canon is a convoluted mess you can just shove it into an alternate reality where it's unimportant. Do it sort of how the Nasuverse operates, with every single route, bad end, and conversation option all be canon at the same time.

>>253038703
>Posts Cabin in the Woods footage
>Guaranteed replies

>>253039031
Because that requires a level of talent and intelligence, the veterans don't have. The newcomers aren't allowed to do anything, so it's not like they could introduce such a concept.

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>>253039189
Naw, that would be this one

>>253038703
>Cabin in the Woods

Well you're not wrong.

>>253039308
>>253038703

Oh Whedon, you so crazy.

SCP simulator where you have to manage teams and containment procedures when?

>>253040086
SCP reverse tower defence?

>>253039308
>>253039308
what cabin in the woods is this

>>252989103
That would actually be really fucking cool

>>252986138
Social justice compromised the wiki.
A really good cloner that churned out stereotype humans was changed because some faggot got offended that the stereotypes were too stereotypical.
Also all the head researchers are flaming mary sue faggots.

>>253040086
>small chance of a breach every day
>Depending on your efficiency and management certain SCP's can escape
>D class are not directly in your control and you need to use soldiers to lead them
>Eventually after enough days a Keter Class will escape and go through the facility
>It can release other SCP's and kill
>The goal is to contain it from escaping until either the foundation get an external barrier to hold it
>Or if you're prepared enough you can re-contain it

>>253038703
>>253039308
Was Cabin in the Woods good?

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>>253031880
>Unlike other final materializations, the relevant SCP-1992-1 final materialization initiated with it pulling into the [REDACTED] train station. Passengers were asked to disembark and wait, due to "technical difficulties." Reports indicate that the train somehow did not have enough seats for the passengers. When it finally did depart with its passengers, it quickly derailed into a nearby auction house, and despite being off the tracks it was able to propel itself through a Sony building several kilometers away. Strangely, a high percentage of the passengers survived and despite their complaints would board another train from the same engineers.

>>253040086
Prison Architect management sim SCP game would be bretty gud.

>>253041443
Worth the watch if anything.

>>253041443
It's a good laugh to watch with friends

>>253041806
>You and your friend's faces when Merman.

>>252986138
incredibly late to reply to op but the main reason is because SCPs are scary because we don't know their full capabilities or how they work, it's scary because any given artifact could be the tip of the iceberg, sure the crystal melts your eyes out but is that all it does? Maybe it can do more stuff, we don't know, we put a laser on it and it turned into a 15 foot demon and ate everyone oh shit spooky.

But in a game you don't have that narrative freedom, if you make a monster or an entity, it does certain stuff within the game, it has rules and limits because it's been programmed, it CANNOT truly be surprising because it behaves in a certain fashion and it can never change.

Sure, it can be confusing or scary as fuck when you play it once or twice, but once someone figures out how the object behaves it will NEVER change beyond that, whereas with the original content it's left open to interpretation and on top of that if they ever feel like expanding it they can just write some more experiment logs.

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>>253042069
>mfw

>>253041443
If you're a fan of horror movies and want to watch something a little more meta, it's great.