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Best moment of E3?
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I masturbated to this picture yesterday.
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She's just perfect.
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>cants even wall jump
HOLY SHIT ITS JUST ONE BUTTON
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True beauty.
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worst e3 spokesmen so far

worse ever
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qt3.14
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Megaman getting his final smash
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I really want to wear her dress, it looks really nice
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>>247612474
You know if they HAVE to put a chick up there cant they get one that can press ONE FUCKING BUTTON
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She looks like exactly like Cosmo
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>>247613102
As the IGN guys said there was probably a screen delay because everyone was fucking up simple shit. And if there is like a half second delay you will be fucking shit up.
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>>247612474
she looks like kenneth
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>she'll never be mine
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>>247614119
I want to have sex with her while she wears it
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>>247615169
I'd like to have sex with her while I wear it
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>>247614543
He makes a great trap then.
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>>247612474
She's so beautiful
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>>247615418
I want to have sex with her while someone else wears it and watches us.
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kind of want her to sit on my face
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>>247615418
Same.
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>downs
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>>247612474
Bitch can't even wall jump
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>>247612474
I wish to marry a girl like her.
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you guys have some horribly low standards, pretty sad.
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4chan makes me want to throw away and burn all my dresses and skirts.
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>>247615759
I want to have sex with you while we watch a recording of her having sex with you
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>>247614119
>>247615418
I'd like to have sex with you two.
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>>247616023
What's her name? Is there more of her?
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>>247616073
You are gay, that's pretty sad
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>>247615798
we'll both wear it?
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>>247612474
I win
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>>247616224
But where's the dress?
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>>247616225
But we're the same person silly
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>>247616156

Why do you want to do that?

Didn't 4chan make you buy them in the first place?
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>>247616545
And I'll fuck you both.
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>>247616763
I want to grope his moobs...
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>>247616818
The laptop we're watching it on can wear it
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>>247616879
Great, that makes it easier.
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>>247616156
You love it you little slut
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>>247612474

WHY ARE GIRLS SO BAD AT VIDEO GAMES?
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>>247616156
Can I watch?
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>>247617186
I specifically strive to be cute but unsexual and then here come you loli and trap loving neets....
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>>247612474
I really want to marry a girl like that.
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>>247617405
>I specifically strive to be cute but unsexual

Well fucking get you
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>>247617405
They're better than you, don't be jelly now.
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>>247617405

>cute but unsexual

Not possible
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/jp/ why are you here?
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>>247612474
>Waifu
She is ugly as a sin, what the fuck is wrong with you /v/?
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>>247614837
god kenneth is hot
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>>247617405
cute = sexual
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>>247619661
What's it like being 16? I can't remember.
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>>247616351
Sarah Wellock
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>>247612474
nebulacore was so fucking 2012 jesus christ why do gamers dress like shit
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>>247612612
I'm masturbating to it right now

8^)
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>>247620976
Thanks.

She's perfect.

What an angel.
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she is literal perfection, she is a goddess, I would give up video games to lick her asshole
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>visible stomach bulge
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HULK SMASH
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>>247621798
If you're into 2D, you better check out gelbooru's "weight_conscious" tag.
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>>247622243
I'd hulk her smash ... if you know what I mean
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>>247617405
Cute = Sexual

Seriously, I don't understand this mentality (that only girls seem to have, and a certain portion of them at that) that they're separate things, like how they get offended if people call them "cute" when they were trying to be "sexy". It's the same fucking thing. You are not a goddamn Hello Kitty or a two-year-old child.
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Can someone tweet her my love?
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Factory-Sell-2014-New-Fashion-Purple-Space-Galaxy-Dress-Black-Milk-S-M-L-Plus-Size/1718003597.html?af=ppc&isdl=y&src=Google&albch=Google&albcp=Search_Search-ALL-PLA&albkw=None_Shopping-Search-Product-AliExpress_none_none&albag=home_none_Search-Search-All-PLA-UK_1013999999988&albmt=broad&albst=search-text&albom=OTHERS_None_20130807_Aliexpress&creative=45157588921&ptsid=1013999999988&gclid=CLPC0YbX8L4CFYXMtAodnwsAvA

For anyone else ordering her dress
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>>247612474
I was waiting for someone to make a webm, thanks OP

>>247613102
It's funny because there's a video on her twitter of her trying to do that thing where you hold yourself up between two walls.
She fucks up though, perhaps walls are her weakness.
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>>247623492
Why don't you do it?
Sending a video christening a photo of her would probably also be a good idea
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>>247625609
I don't know how to twitter.
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>>247625609
Shit I want to do that
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>>247626267
>>247625609
We should send her the thread
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>>247627678
Please do, I want her to know she is loved
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>>247612474
She'd be so much more attractive if she just could walljump.
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>>247627678
hang on. wait until someone hot glues a pic.
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>>247626267
Then do it anon.
Learn to tweet and follow your dreams.

If it's any encouragement I would find it very entertaining and lots of people would make threads about it.
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>>247628092
I don't think I can force another load out tbh
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>>247614119
I think it's Black Milk
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HULK SMASH
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>>247628092

That's fucking disgusting, I have a genuine like for the girl and want her to know that she's appreciated and admired not gross her out because its "edgy" and for the "lulz".

Grow the fuck up.
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>>247628445
>ugly design on poorly fitting dress made of cheap material

You are probably right.
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>>247628787
>appreciated and admired

Fuck me have you heard yourself? You sound like a speccy acne ridden 14 year old white knight.
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>>247628787
I like her too because her tummy makes my dick hard.

Can't wait to nut to her later tonight.

8^)
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>>247628092
I don't have a printer otherwise I'd give it a go.
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>>247629537
what's wrong with your screen?
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>>247629105
ummmm because I'm one trying to "hot glue" a pic of hers I think youre confused my friend? try again
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>>247629780
And you feel the need to rally to her defence in a fucking /v/ thread.
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Already jerked off today so was bit of a weak load and I missed one of the shots.
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>>247629725
I don't want to jizz on my screen, I just cleaned it.
Also, not that I've seen many of these things but I think it looks better on a printed picture, it's easier to film
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>>247631082
>MY SIDES
We probably shouldn't stop at 1 though....
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>>247631082
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Ya happy now SJWs?
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Really average looking woman. You guys are undersexed and have low standards.
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>>247631082
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>>247631082
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>>247631082
I might fill up an 'oddsock' for her
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SHE'S ULGY /V/
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>>247631082
This thread's going places
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>>247631602
Well, many of us are still virgins. Low standards are the only realistic choice. That said, I probably couldn't land the girl in the OP, so you just have shit taste.
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>>247612474
>dat arm fat
disgusting
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>>247631082
Oh my god.

She needs to have this sent to her.
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>>247632059
Speak for yourself faggot
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>>247631082
But why
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What about the video games?
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>>247632250
It barely looks like cum.

I demand a better one. I want to see some WHITE CUM.
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>>247631082
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>>247632684
>white cum

Have you masturbated before, son?
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>>247632684
Just go to one of the hotglue threads on /gif/
They'll probably be up for it
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>>247632684
Anon already blew a load today, so I guess that's all he had in him
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>>247631082
You talk like a hitman.

A really weird, masturbating hitman.
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>>247631082
Someone send that to her on Twitter.
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>>247632985
Have you masturbated before, son?

Nigga, I have videos of me fapping on my PC and online.
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>>247632985
Once I came white, honest!
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So is anyone with a twitter going to send this thing or what?
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>>247633802
What's her twitter?
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>>247633840
>bragging about masturbating

Are you 8 years old?
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>>247624185
>her twitter

Link?
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>>247634127
rekt
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Her Twitter (as far as I can tell):
https://twitter.com/SarahWellock84
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>>247634118
https://twitter.com/SarahWellock84 I guess
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>>247633840
>I have videos of me fapping on my PC and online
u wot m8
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>>247632985
Not him, but I have. It was pretty white bro.
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>>247634379
>>247634359
>Persona Fan Extreme

So not only is she a qt 3.14, she's a purse owner fan?
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Should I buy the dress she wears and send a pic of me jacking to a pic or her while dressed as her to her?
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>>247635169
No, use a dragon dildo.
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>>247635169
2meta4me
Unless you look good in a skirt, then by all means, show us that feminine dick.
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>>247634921
I'm trying to think if she means something else.
Girls don't play persona do they?
Perhaps it's time to leave my basement
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>>247635606
I have a friend who's a girl who loves Persona. Some "gurl gamers" are actually girls who play games.
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>>247635583
Can someone link me where to buy it? It's cute
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Why is a woman that looks like she is well past 30 wearing a dress like that?
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>some guy actually fulfills the request and jerks off a piece of paper
>no one can be bothered to do anything with it

/v/ just isn't what it used to be, nobody cares anymore
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>>247636001
see
>>247623634
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>>247636094

>she is 20

God that is the single worst 20 year old girl ive ever witnessed
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>>247636223
>>247636001
alternatively https://blackmilkclothing.com/collections/dresses/products/galaxy-purple-skater-dress or http://www.milanoo.com/product/multi-color-sleeveless-galaxy-print-polyester-womens-skater-dress-p450823.html
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>>247635606
I've been following her on twitter for well over a year. She loves her vita and P4G is one of her favorite games.
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>>247612474
>looks like Martin Short with tits

I'd still hit it.
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>>247636484
She's 20? Wow, age has not been kind to her.
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>>247612474

you are welcome
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>>247620976
>Sarah Wellock

Whoah whoah.

Is that the same Sarah who E3'ed Arkham City?
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>>247634921

>tfw she could be your Chie
>tfw that will never happen

Just kill me now
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>>247636894
>>247636484
>1984 was 20 years ago
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>>247634379
>inFamous fan
>Actually plays games
>Is cute
God damn it, why can't I find a girl like this? Why are they always so far out of reach that I'll never even meet them?
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>>247635871
I have no problem with the girl playing games part, I get that.
I just can't believe a girl would be able to sit through all that waifu pandering (though I suppose a lot of it is optional)
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>>247636921

you look like you smoked crack for 10 years then had someone smash you in the face with the butt of a rifle.


NOW WHERE ARE MY VIDEO GAMES?
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>>247636938

Oh snap, she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlFohllQOw

I remember posting on the Arkham City forums and she responded to my questions. It's a small world.

She was really good at the gliding in Arkham City too. Surprised really..
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>>247631082
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>>247636801
>She loves her vita and P4G is one of her favorite games.
Welp there's hope for me finding a qt gf yet
>implying she'd want my sorry ass
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>>247612474
Stop please
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>>247637180
>infamous fan
>can't walljump
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>>247636894
>1984
>20
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>>247636982
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>>247636921
/v/ hates girls when they're behind a camera
/v/ loves girls when they're on stage

isn't this weird?
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>>247637435
She's actually good at games. The reason why she was sucking at LBP yesterday was because there was massive input lag. One of the devs talked about it during IGN's LBP3 live demo today.
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>>247619661
Sorry son, but 4chan is not the place for a fag to get out of the closet
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>>247612474
I'll say it again

>There are people who LIKE 3DPD WILLINGLY

4cahn is dead
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implying the controls of lbp3 are not shitty and full of input lag.
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>>247631082
I can't believe anybody could even get hard to her, nevermind ejaculate.
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>>247612474

>those crooked chompers

Damn, but that dress
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>qt grill further into the games industry than I'll ever be.
I'm made jelly and I don't like it
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>>247637709
see
>>247637882
Also, LBP is notoriously floaty and not a very tight platformer. I think it can be excused.
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Why are you people hyping a Lovecraftian goblin?
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>>247636982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY97_a5ewVk
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>>247637232
Did you not play the portable games where you play as a girl?
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>>247637435

Oh shit, pretty sure she was the person explaining the game at Fan Expo when I played the demo. Was 3 feet away and spoke to her.
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>>247637997
Look at OP's webm
Now look at that smile
Now look at that awkward bouncing
Now look at that tummy

If you're not hard now, you're a queer
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5/10 at most. Jesus cmon guys.
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>>247638064
I know this feel. I've been looking for a job recently and checking to see if there's anything I could even do with my degree in the industry and since I'm not a programmer/coder/artist/etc it'd have to be something like community manager or writer or what have you. And there's just nothing at all that I've seen.
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>>247637967

Nigga go join your autistic bronies, having deep mental issues isn't required around here.
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>Put her in a dress so people will know we have a woman up here with us.
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Where can I get that dress
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>>247638507
I played the one portable game where you play as a girl.
I would have played the other one but EP never got localized
Not the PSP version anyway
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Has anyone tweeted her the picture yet?
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>>247638565
or maybe you should get some standards you fucking perma virgin?
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>>247638681
>Perfer superior 2D over 3DPD
>H-he must be a brony!
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>>247638579
But that's wrong, she's quite cute. Being an actual gamer and not some attention whore pretending to play games on Twitch/Youtube for fame makes her even more attractive. Also, taste is subjective.
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>>247632012
That chimp is ripped
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>>247638743
Whats wrong with a dress, it allows girls to show off their sexy legs.
Though they should of made her the bird charater
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>>247638869

I know, but I will not tell you because the world doesn't need one of you queers wearing it.
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>>247638743
>SJW: There should be a fat girl up there too! I demand diversity!
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>>247638869
read the thread
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>>247632012

Why did you post a picture of Michael Jordan?

This is not /sp/
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>>247639060
lol
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>>247639060
You seem like the only permavirgin here. Your standards are unrealistically high if you think she's not a hard 7 and totally bangable.
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>>247638869

>>247623634
>>247636724
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>>247638064
She's a community manager for XDEV, so basically a low level receptionist/marketer/social media/other menial tasks worker.
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>>247639274
I'm not going to wear it

I just want to put it on my dakimakura
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>>247638991
I'd do it but my dad uses twitter and I don't want to make him question my life choices again.
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>>247612474
IM GONNA KICK URA SS
BEST MOMENT OF E3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NW1EL5X9Q
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>>247638743
its a good dress.
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Would you /v/?
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Persona fan
Images of FTL and The Wolf Among us on twitter
English

I'm going to go cry now because I will never be her Yu.
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>>247639274
Too bad someone already posted the link.
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has any1 contacted her via twatta?
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>>247639409
Microsoft put a delicious thick redhead on stage for Fable. Checkmate SJW
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>>247639796

Sure, why not
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>>247612474
She's fucking disgusting
Get some standard you fucks
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>>247638639
>tfw wannabe composer.
>tfw everyone and their dog has a soundcloud full of music because of how easy it is to do these days.
>tfw even my roomate is better than me so why should I expect to make money from it?
I just want to have some form of talent....maybe I can get a job marketing on /v/, people say that there's a lot of them so it must be an easy job to land
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Get some standards /v/
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This thread is an untapped goldmine.

Someone tweet/emai/smoke signal her already.
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>>247637967
Get the fuck out of here /a/.
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>>247639796
Looks like the mom of an old friend of mine. Definitely would.
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>>247639083
She has played on twitch before though, anon.
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>>247623634
>>247636724

does the girl come with the dress?

im willing to pay xtra
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>>247639979
*Tips fedora*
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does anyone have a link to where they sell that dress...
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>>247639862
>Oh wow handpicking, no equality for the less fortunate people that aren't redheads!
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>>247640196
Go fuck your own hand, pork
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>>247639083
>Taste is subjective
>but that's wrong
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>>247640110
>Implying I like Chinese cartoons
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>>247640190
Wouldn't have gone sleeveless if I was her.
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>>247612474

Nigga the best moment in this E3 is this.

This Mega Man player wasn't very good and Rosalina made a sacrifice to jump into the smash just so everyone could see it but the HYPE level just went through the roof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnnv5zySAk
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>>247612474
Absolutely disgusting

>shit taste in vidya
>shit taste in women
>shit taste in movies
>shit taste in music

is /v/ the worst board?
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>>247638565
I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.
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>>247640156
Was she begging for subscribers and donations with a low cut top on to bring in the whiteknight virgins? Did her face take up more of the screen than whatever she was playing? If not, then I'm fine with it.
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>>247638565
>If you're not hard now, you're a queer

Yeah, no. She looks like a single mother I used to know. She lived in a trailer park and regularly traded me sex for paying her cricket (ghetto phone) bill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70K7tVGazc

hulk smash or "THE FEELSUH"
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>>247640472
Holy shit thats not hype, thats just awful awful announcing
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>>247640409
>implying /a/ actually likes chinese cartoons
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>>247640472
This.

Rosalina player was a god amongst men.
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>>247640485
Normalfags have slowly taken over.
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Why can't guys dress like that
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>>247640190

Shut up turtle.
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>not the thick thighed redhead who was playing fables at the ms conference
y'all scrubs
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>>247631082
So when is somebody sending this to her?
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>>247640472
Only if your autistic. That's literally fucking nothing. Who even gives a fuck about Smash Bros? It's babbies first fighting game and isn't doing anything that the past three haven't already.
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which girl was the most QT at E3?
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>>247631082
Why the fuck has no one sent her this yet?
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>>247640993
She's not that hot when you put light on her
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>>247612474

I don't get it,... why is he wearing a dress?
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>>247640993
got a pic?
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>>247640651
All that says is that you are attracted to horses and not people. You have crossed the line and left us behind.
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>>247640993
This LBP girl is definitely cute, but I've gotta agree. That deliciously thick redhead was absolute perfection. I want her to suffocate me with those thighs.
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>>247640651
>I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.

I believe you.

I'm sure you have the mod installed too.

You sick fuck.
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>>247641080
Why haven't you?
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>>247641034
>Only if your autistic
>your
I think it's time you go to bed
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>>247641197
Because trap hotness.
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>>247640737

>not knowing the reference to the Mega Man TV show.

No you're just awful awful.
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>>247612474
so it wasn't just me
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>>247641508
Because I don't fucking use twitter, and I would imagine it's really not that hard to do.
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>>247641423
Maybe if they were stallions.
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>>247641034

What's it like being deaf and unable to hear dat roar?
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>>247641809
You're right, it's not hard so if you care so much, send it.
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>>247641809
Well if it's not that hard to do take the 3 minutes to make an account and do it yourself you lazy asshole.
Why should someone else do your shit for you?
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>>247640082
I don't have the confidence to ruin her self esteem and make her self conscious.

From what I've seen she used to have self esteem problems but has broken out of her shell a bit.
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>>247642019
Don't feel like making a fake account. Do it yourself, plebe.
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>>247612474
an ugly boy in a dress.

how about no.
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>>247642109
>your shit

How the fuck is it my problem?
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>>247642109
Because there have been 3 other dudes talking about doing it already. Why the fuck would I bother when there was 3 other dudes talking about doing it themselves.
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>>247631082
>not printing out the webm
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>>247642018
What roar? The retarded commentator screeching incessantly into the mic? Or the five people behind him who all sound like they were paid to be there? Smash Bros is irrelevant and for children.
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>>247639796
yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnnv5zySAk
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>>247642693
Why are smash fans so fucking autistic and loud?
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For all you whiners, there problem solved.
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>>247642952
paid
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This thread is prime example of why /v/ is shit now.

Half the people are asking questions that have been answered and the other half care so little about anything that they won't make a 10 second email.

I remember a time on 4chan and on the internet in general where people would go to lengths to do stupid shit for no reason but because it was on the internet. There was websites where some guy would type out essay after essay about the disappearance of some boat or whatever. Now people just go on facebook/twitter/instagram/youtube and never stray elsewhere while they wait for people to bring them the information/news/comedy/latest whatever.

The internet slowly turned into the thing it was the opposite of.
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>>247641078
GARDEVOIR OBVIOUSLY
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>>247643213
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>>247612474
What conference was she at?
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>>247643669
S-she has spaghetti too!
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>>247642952
>>247642952
Because their fanbase is filled with bronies and furfags.
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>>247612474
I'd let her play with my sack boy huhuh.
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>>247642616

You're deaf m8, there were thousands of people and the screaming there was legit hype. None of the reactions from the crowd at any of the other reveals or E3 events matched it.
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>>247643530
I saw that cosplay too, pictures please.
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>>247641423
>pcmasterracewinsagain.jpg
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http://instagram.com/p/pASkzhNWg3/
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Best moment so far.
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>>247612474
>tumblr hair
>tumblr dress

/v/ will always have shit taste.
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>>247644392
Top kek, keep telling yourself that sperglord.
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Go to see the Sony Latin American conference now...

Our New Waifu was there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pciSiMlJu44
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>>247644659
lol
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>>247644824
Opposites attract. For all of /v/'s militant rage against feminism and quirky "gamer girls", deep down, they really just want to fuck and cuddle with them. That kind of mutual ideological disagreement can spark a lot of fire.
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Cum video when?
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>>247642616

also

>smash
>irrelevant

Smash Bros is a system seller. One of the best system selling games out there, because it's popular, both as a party game, and for tournaments (and now also as an online competitive game). Millions of people love it. It will be the reason the Wii U doesn't fucking die, because people will buy Wii U's JUST for smash.

Zelda and Smash are Nintendo's system sellers. Just like Halo is Microsoft's system seller.
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>>247631082
Pic sent to her twitter when?
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>>247645647
>still being this defensive about Smash Bros
Are you 12, mentally handicapped, or just a paid shill? Smash Bros is a fucking joke, the new one does nothing that we haven't all seen 3 times before and is nothing to get excited over. Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.
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>>247645274
"Playstation es el mejor lugar para jugar"
I don't know why, but the fact they used the exact translated phrase upsets me.
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>>247644219

are you like mentally disabled or something
where on earth have you ever observed association between the two
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>>247646270
at this rate never

I don't know how to tweet or I would.
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i don't remember which game or conference is was, but it was like 4 people playing a game, one on the stage, others in the crowd on platforms.

There was a chick with some nice fuckin' hips/thighs that i recall. goddamn, when i've got time, i'm gonna find it.
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>>247646745
Neither do I
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>>247646495
>Are you 12, mentally handicapped, or just a paid shill? Smash Bros is a fucking joke, the new one does nothing that we haven't all seen 3 times before and is nothing to get excited over. Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.

Smash actually treats IPs with respect unlike Sega with their handling of Sonic, so you can piss off.
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>>247646495

>use over-recyled insults
>use words like autists and cringeworthy
>deal with it
>h-hey guys I sure rekt this kid on 4chan xDD
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>>247637880
You rarely see girls playing vidya on stage.
Compared to how often we see girls in selfies/photographs....
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>>247646872
It was the Fable Legends segment during Microsoft's conference. The girl you're referring to is name Lauran Carter. Yes. We've already been through this.
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>>247646270
DON'T WORRY THREAD IS BEING ARCHIVED SO ITS K
WE CAN DO IT AT ANOTHER DATE
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>>247644015
Sony, the LBP segment. She fucking sucked.

I'd still cum inside her and marry afterwards though.
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>>247646270
it'd just be used as SJW ammunition anyway
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>>247647054
>>247647134
>being this assblasted


Confirmed for real life autistic losers. I bet you can't even wipe your own asses. Why don't you go play some more of your beloved baby games you fucking simpletons?
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>>247645274
>Fucking nailed the wall jump
go waifu go
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>>247647210
Thanks bud, seriously though, the silhouette man. Fuckin' ShA-WING.
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>00:45

I really liked that girl, but I don't have any decent picture. Help me please.
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>>247646745
>>247646946
Guess we're all more technologically illiterate than we once thought ;_;
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Some one needs to send the archived thread to her twitter.
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeetttt
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>>247648061
incoming shitblizzard
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Anyone have more of the Asian chick from nintendo? She was qt as fuck
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>>247647916
Name is like 7 posts up anon
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>>247646495
>Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.

Holy shit, THANK YOU. I have nothing against the game but the community is fucking awful.

I'm pumped for the squid shooter but from what I'm seeing here I'm gonna end up hating the game due the autistic fanbase as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1wnnv5zySAk

MEGA MAAAN. THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
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>>247646495

>game that will single handedly keep a particular console afloat and relevant
>that will sell appx 10 million copies
>a fucking joke

How about we correct your statement as "I don't like Smash Bros" and leave it at that, because that's what you're really saying.

People who know what they're talking about, realize that Smash is going to be a huge seller, and is going to have a shitload of fans, that's not irrelevant.

Irrelevant is something like Sony adding youtube to PSN.
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>>247648061
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>>247647584

>assblasted
>wipe your own asses
>baby games

Wow its like my iq drops just by reading your fucking pathetic attempts to say anything even remotely clever
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>>247648061
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>247648061
it's ogre
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>>247648275
Thanks a lot, this threads are too big, so I don't read all the posts.
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>>247648272
>Asian
>qt

>>>/a/
>>>/jp/
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>>247612474
... I don't want to be the one to call trap, but... adam's apple
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>>247648061
>>
DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE OF THE GIRL DURING THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE

THE RED HAIR NICE BIG ASS THIGH CHICK

PLEASE SHE WAS THICK AS FUCK!!!
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>>247648061
Things just got interesting.
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>>247648061
prepare the bunkers before the feminist shitstorm hits
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>>247642952
Hype
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>>247612474
The dress makes her look frumpy. Black Milk clothing isn't nice.
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>>247648295
There's been nothing but constant threads all day of people trying to draw porn of that squid character. It really can't get more awful than that. Today has made me feel kind of grimy after seeing how much of /v/ really are autistic Nintentoddlers that make fan fiction. I mean, I've been posting here for about 7 years and it's just now hitting me that these really are that kid who never showered in high school and played magic the gathering with the other smelly outcasts in the corner of the cafeteria. I used to think the whole "Nintendogaf" thing was a joke, but it became very real today.
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>>247648272
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2JiZAV5BmDUhscQQ5oXsXaJhI-aT25r8
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>>247648695
your waifu a uggo
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>>247649040
Requesting here as well. She did thing to my wiener I had never felt before.
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>>247648456
Whoa anon, be careful there. You don't have a lot to work with as it is, wouldn't want to go from being just a mouthbreather to someone who can't stop drooling on themselves.
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>>247648015
Or maybe we just aren't a bunch of social website spurgelords.
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>>247648061
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>>247642693
Objectively the best E3 moment so far.
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>>247649334

>european history

how does someone with a worthless degree get a job at nintendo?
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>>247644659
>missed the Sony conference
>everyone saying HULK Smash on /v/
>think that they revealed some awesome Hulk game
>get hyped as fuck
>suddenly power goes out in my neighborhood for hours
>can't look up awesome new Hulk game
>fuck it go to bed with no power
>wake up and go to work
>first thing i do is look up Hulk e3 2014 expecting awesome trailer
mfw
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>>247648061
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>>247649641
Seem to be posting on this social website easily enough
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>>247612474
ARE THE MORE PICTURES OF THE THICK GIRL FROM FABLE LEGENDS?
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>>247648314
I miss that guy already

>FIGHTING TO SAVE THA WHORLD
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>>247648061
GIVE US FOLLOW UP FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE TWITTER
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>>247648061
>He actually did it
You are a goddamn hero anon. Did that anon ever find a link to buy the dress she was wearing? Would love to see that on a cute trap.
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>>247612474
Fuck I literally hnnng'ed when she came on and even when she had that walljump and the other minor errors, I could almost feel her embarrassment and stuff, but still so HNNG
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>>247632985
>masturbating so much your cum isn't white anymore

hold out for a week, you'll be surprised
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muh waifu
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>>247650772
>dat scrunched up nose
Oh god, I love when girls do that. FUG
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>>247649245

Yes, we're all seeing that. I tried to get into one of the threads to discuss the game and it's literal MLP country in there.
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>>247650403
>>247650418
Will Do
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>>247649805
>how does someone with a worthless degree get a job at nintendo?

Knowing the language of ching-chong while being a native english speaker.

Attractive bilinguals are in high demand.
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>>247649805
have a vagina and be considered kawaii by cheeto finger encrusted basement dwelling weeb neckbeards.
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>>247632250
She wouldn't appreciate it. I promise you. She'd get creeped the fuck out because it is creepy
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>>247650418

>>247623634
>>247636724
please read the thread next time
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>>247634359
>https://twitter.com/SarahWellock84
>she defeated the rebel cruiser in FTL with the ENGIE ship


HOLY FUCK I MUST MARRY THIS WOMAN
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Wait, wait. Everyone was making mistakes, not just her.

Stop talking shit about my waifu.
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>>247651074
Nah, she'll be flattered most likely.

If some girl sent me a picture of them schlicking away I'd be kind of flattered even if they were fat or ugly.
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>this entire thread

And you faggots told me /v/ is full of normalfags now...
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>>247650504
The dude playing the sack bird or whatever probably got to hit it later after the show since he rescued her a few times
alpha as fuck
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She talks like a chimney sweep
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>>247650504
>when she got excited after successfully wall jumping
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>>247612474
I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS SHE AND WHAT IS HER CONTRIBUTION TO THE INDUSTRY

Whats ther justification for being there?
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>>247650772
>dat red nose
>literal meme nose
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And here comes ronaldo to ruin the humor
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>>247614543
He looks REALLY fucking high.
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>>247651529

She's involved with LBP3 but as for what she does, no idea.
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>>247651131
I know the links were posted, I just wanted to know if the anon who was looking actually saw them.
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>>247651529
>Lead Community Manager at Sony Xdev Studios Europe working across all our developer titles
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>>247651270
I've found it's always good to go ahead and presume this shit from the get-go.
>>
The best moment of E3 was the crowd-reaction to Megaman's final smash.
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>>247651270
No. Seriously.
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>>247651838
developer's cumbucket
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>>247651247
>Not knowing your own waifu's charm
The mistakes are part her allure you goddamn plebian
>>
twitter.com/CSlapahoe Will RE TWEET RESPONSES
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>>247651960
>community manager
so she's a glorified moderator?
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>>247651532
>meme nose
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>>247652091
God I wish I lived in LA
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>>247652091
gotta refer her to Cheif Slapahoe
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>>247652091
>you will never take her out for dinner and have sex afterwards
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>>247652091
seh obviously wants the dick. I would give it to hard
to bad i don't live in LA anymroe
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>British
>cute
>blonde
>planetdress
>good at vidya
>jolly

What more could you ask for
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>>247652218
She interacts with the community. Are you trying to imply she doesn't belong on stages because she's female?
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>>247640190
best girl
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>>247652091
that picture of her being happy to nail the walljump
....so cute
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>>247652441
>good at vidya
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>>247652218
>247652425
YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU.
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>>247651960

Oh boy. She's a forum moderator. I was hoping she did something STEM related.
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>>247652423
>you will never have sex
I was having a happy day man....
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>>247647054
Why does Geo look so confused? Everyone else looks determined and he's wondering if he should be there with his friends or not.
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>>247652458
>Are you trying to imply she doesn't belong on stages because she's female?

Where in the fuck did you get that?
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>>247652458
Or that she has nothing to do with the game besides banning some tards putting words on the internet.
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>>247650772
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>>247652760
She's a senior spaceflight and aeronautical engineering manager at Skylon Corp.

There, STEM enough for you?

but seriously Britbongs get to work on Skylon already
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>it's actually possible that I could fuck her
but she will never shit in my mouth
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>>247652570

Well she beat FTL with the engie ship, which is more than most who play that game.
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>>247652173
>ACTUALLY SENDING HER THE PICTURE

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY DO IT.

fuck, now she'll think we're weird.
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>>247653059
FUCKING RUINED
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>>247652979
>or that she has nothing to do with the game besides something to do with the game

You niggers are priceless.
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>>247652979

She would also be the one that goes around showing off the game at different conventions and stuff like that
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>>247653002
So this girl is perfect right? Thats what Im getting from all this
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>>247651659

Looking at those eyes... he probably is.
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>>247652091
If I lived in L.A., I would totally try and take her out. Lucky bastard whoever gets her attention.
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>>247612474
>mfw fapped to this girl today without pics
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>>247653415

Nope, he's a niggerlover.
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>>247653002
>tfw you keep falling in love even harder and harder
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>>247652173
GOGOGO cum on guise for old time's sake
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>>247653328
You clearly don't belong here
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>>247612474

she is ugly...
>>
She looks like a female Julian Assange.
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>>247653059
>coalburner

Verify that dammit, and get ready to 180 degrees out of here if true
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>>247653605
Falling in love is the worst feeling. All that follows is unending pain and emptiness.
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>>247653549
>taking a picture with a nigger
>SHE MUST BE A NIGGER LOVE THAT FUCKING SLUTTY RACE TRAITOR I HOPE ALL WOMEN DIE

>>>/pol/
You'll fit right in.
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>>247653880
i'm gay btw...
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>>247653880
>she is ugly...

Why the ellipsis? Are you about to say something else?

Let your spirit animal out.
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>>247653059
I'm going to take a wild guess that he's gay.
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>>247652091
>tfw can be in downtown in a few minutes
>tfw not hungry because just ate a whole pizza by myself
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>>247653549
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>>247653407
Or that would be, you know, the lead publisher or creative director.

This is like a janitor on /v/ in charge of fixing the servers so image swaps don't happen.
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>>247648061
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do you guys think she likes anal? (ยด???`)
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>>247653880
>btw i am literally a faggot :^)
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>>247653880
...and I just finished ejaculating into a 65-year-old man's anus
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>>247654363
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>>247638342
>feels
You'd be right at home with EA. I see you're up to date with all the hippest, most happenin' memes! I tip my fedora to you good sir.
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>>247612474
>Short hair
Really?
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>found out about her last year and have followed her twitter and earned points by talking light vista with her
>all of you fags are trying to join in

Fuck off, this is my orbit. I wish I could hate you all to death.
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>>247654367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T94bd7hUuh4

Sure is forum moderation.
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>>247654023
>>247654023
>Falling in love is the worst feeling. All that follows is unending pain and emptiness.

that just means your doing it wrong.
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>>247654842
Someone shop a dragon dildo in there.
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>>247654861

>a year and you haven't hit it yet

You deserve losing your territory
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>>247654480
All girls like anal. I promise you that. Some are just a lot more reserved about letting you do it with them than others for various reasons. Have you ever heard anyone say that religious girls treat it like a pre-marital loophole? Well, that's actually true. Those cute, innocent Christian girls that always talk about waiting for marriage fucking love anal and blowjobs because it technically isn't sex.
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>>247612474
Did someone shoop a boy's head onto a woman's body? Or is it some MtF tranny shit?
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>>247654861
Have fun getting waifu cuckolded by /v/
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>>247655032
Yeah, then send her that one too.
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>>247654959
I don't understand this at all. She looks average at best.
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>>247655021
You don't say? Tell me more about my shit, foreveralone tier love life Sherlock.
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>>247631082
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>>247654842
LOOK AT THIS KOOKY FACE IM MAKING

XD
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>>247654842
C-chie!?
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>>247655350
For me, its the dress and how she tried hard not to fail.
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>>247655350
Average is best, anon.
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>>247654861
>Fuck off, this is my orbit.

sorry anon I just had to
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>>247655143
Nah, just some hipster Britbong girl.
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>>247612474
She would look so much better with longer hair.
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>>247654707
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>>247655350
Short hair makes my dick rock hard.
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>>247640463
100% agreed
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>>247655578
Chubsters aren't even average.
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>>247655661
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>>247612474
she aint ugly, jeez. but she aint a 10/10 perfect anime princess. shes wife material
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>>247654102
>>247654236
>>247654501

no really, she is ugly, you should rev up your standards /v/, or you are so fucking ugly that you can get a better girl?
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>>247655865
You don't have to keep announcing your shit tastes. Once is enough.
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>>247655350
Average is good anon. Average means there's a good chance of landing her, even for us.
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>>247655578

Too old.

Get a huge titted 16 year-old instead.
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>>247655350
>She looks average at best.

So do most people, dipshit.
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>>247656094
>are you so fucking ugly that you can get a better girl?

Yea.

You gotta problem with that?
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>>247655865
>Not getting a raging boner just by looking at Christina Hendricks
It's time for you to be honest with yourself anon, you are legitimately gay.
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>>247656321
No shit, moron. That wasn't my fucking point.
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>>247655350
>>247656094
I want normalfags to leave.
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>>247615418
>>247615169
>>247614119
I'd be glad if I just had sex and stopped being a literally /v/irgin for once
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>>247656432

>TFW im gay and i get a raging boner from her

Its pretty wierd
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>>247649352
>>247649040
>>247650102
BUMPING BUMP BUMPB BUMP
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>>247631082
>>247648061
You do realize she won't reply, she'll be too fucking embarrassed, fucking hell I don't know why you guys doing this...
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>>247656507
Then what's your retarded point?

That you don't understand how anyone could find a decent looking member of the opposite sex attractive?

Or something less stupid? Because that's pretty fucking stupid.
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>>247656673
>>247656432
Howdy, fellas
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>>247656673

maybe she is a he and you inner gayman know it

or you a bi
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>>247656094
>are you so fucking ugly that you can't get better
First of all, she's easily a 7/10, not bad looking at all. Get some taste and reevualute your ridiculously high standards. Secondly, yeah, I'm a 6/10 on my absolute best days so it's not like I'm going to be landing 9's and 10's you jackass. It's not settling for "good enough", it's finding something that realistically is better than you could ever ask for. No one is entitled to a "perfect" model-tier babe anyway, so quit being such a gay.
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>>247631082
Cheers anon!
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>>247612474
>Random girl laughing
>OMG, So HOT. SHE'S A GODDESS. ANYONE KNOW HER NAME? FAP FAP FAP. BEST PART OF E3!

God I hate you straight people.
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>>247614119
I thought it was a guy in the thumbnail
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>>247656849
Timestamp pls
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>>247656849
hnnng
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>>247657127
Faggot, leave now or else.
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>>247637435
>british
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>>247614543

>green eyes

reptil confirmed
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>>247657127
>HAHA GUYS LOOK AT MY EPIC BAIT XDD
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>>247657127

Way to be a bigot queerboy. She's an ugly hag for sure. Wouldn't even fuck drunk.
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>>247657127
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>>247656935

no, you can get any girl you want, i have seen fucking 4/10 guys with a 9/10 and man.. he is not even rich, rev up your standards, you can do it really, not even trolling, this is from my heart
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Wait a minute, is this her?
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>>247640190
>>247640881
>>247652483
>>247655824
>>247640463
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>>247657127
>mfw I want to call you out for being a hypocritical faggot who posts trap threads all the time but realize that I fap to traps multiple times a week
You got lucky you big dumb gay that I'm comfortable with my sexuality enough to be unable to call you out for your particular brand of shitposting.
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>>247657752
>this is from my heart
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>>247656935
just buy your way to 9/10s
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>>247612982
>those tiny tits but huge waist

uh uhhh
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>>247656094
you have to post pic with timestamp if you are going to say this shit
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>>247657793
Should probably use the fuller one.
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>>247640190
best gril
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>>247615759
I want to have sex with the dress.
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>>247657752
>this is from my heart
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>>247657752
implying assburgers doesnt play a major part in our introvertedness
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>>247657976
Fullerer one, Jesus I'm bad with naming shit.
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>>247657752
*yawn*
I guess you are right, brother.
*tips fedora*
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She's just some boring hipster who sucks at games and moderates forums for a living.

Her Vita is swag though.