nebulacore was so fucking 2012 jesus christ why do gamers dress like shit
If you're into 2D, you better check out gelbooru's "weight_conscious" tag.
Cute = Sexual
Seriously, I don't understand this mentality (that only girls seem to have, and a certain portion of them at that) that they're separate things, like how they get offended if people call them "cute" when they were trying to be "sexy". It's the same fucking thing. You are not a goddamn Hello Kitty or a two-year-old child.
For anyone else ordering her dress
I was waiting for someone to make a webm, thanks OP
It's funny because there's a video on her twitter of her trying to do that thing where you hold yourself up between two walls.
She fucks up though, perhaps walls are her weakness.
That's fucking disgusting, I have a genuine like for the girl and want her to know that she's appreciated and admired not gross her out because its "edgy" and for the "lulz".
Grow the fuck up.
Already jerked off today so was bit of a weak load and I missed one of the shots.
>Persona Fan Extreme
So not only is she a qt 3.14, she's a purse owner fan?
>she is 20
God that is the single worst 20 year old girl ive ever witnessed
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you are welcome
>tfw she could be your Chie
>tfw that will never happen
Just kill me now
I have no problem with the girl playing games part, I get that.
I just can't believe a girl would be able to sit through all that waifu pandering (though I suppose a lot of it is optional)
Oh snap, she is.
I remember posting on the Arkham City forums and she responded to my questions. It's a small world.
She was really good at the gliding in Arkham City too. Surprised really..
/v/ hates girls when they're behind a camera
/v/ loves girls when they're on stage
isn't this weird?
She's actually good at games. The reason why she was sucking at LBP yesterday was because there was massive input lag. One of the devs talked about it during IGN's LBP3 live demo today.
I'll say it again
>There are people who LIKE 3DPD WILLINGLY
4cahn is dead
I can't believe anybody could even get hard to her, nevermind ejaculate.
I know this feel. I've been looking for a job recently and checking to see if there's anything I could even do with my degree in the industry and since I'm not a programmer/coder/artist/etc it'd have to be something like community manager or writer or what have you. And there's just nothing at all that I've seen.
>Perfer superior 2D over 3DPD
>H-he must be a brony!
But that's wrong, she's quite cute. Being an actual gamer and not some attention whore pretending to play games on Twitch/Youtube for fame makes her even more attractive. Also, taste is subjective.
>tfw wannabe composer.
>tfw everyone and their dog has a soundcloud full of music because of how easy it is to do these days.
>tfw even my roomate is better than me so why should I expect to make money from it?
I just want to have some form of talent....maybe I can get a job marketing on /v/, people say that there's a lot of them so it must be an easy job to land
does the girl come with the dress?
im willing to pay xtra
Nigga the best moment in this E3 is this.
This Mega Man player wasn't very good and Rosalina made a sacrifice to jump into the smash just so everyone could see it but the HYPE level just went through the roof.
>shit taste in vidya
>shit taste in women
>shit taste in movies
>shit taste in music
is /v/ the worst board?
I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.
Was she begging for subscribers and donations with a low cut top on to bring in the whiteknight virgins? Did her face take up more of the screen than whatever she was playing? If not, then I'm fine with it.
>If you're not hard now, you're a queer
Yeah, no. She looks like a single mother I used to know. She lived in a trailer park and regularly traded me sex for paying her cricket (ghetto phone) bill
Only if your autistic. That's literally fucking nothing. Who even gives a fuck about Smash Bros? It's babbies first fighting game and isn't doing anything that the past three haven't already.
>I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.
I believe you.
I'm sure you have the mod installed too.
You sick fuck.
I don't have the confidence to ruin her self esteem and make her self conscious.
From what I've seen she used to have self esteem problems but has broken out of her shell a bit.
What roar? The retarded commentator screeching incessantly into the mic? Or the five people behind him who all sound like they were paid to be there? Smash Bros is irrelevant and for children.
This thread is prime example of why /v/ is shit now.
Half the people are asking questions that have been answered and the other half care so little about anything that they won't make a 10 second email.
I remember a time on 4chan and on the internet in general where people would go to lengths to do stupid shit for no reason but because it was on the internet. There was websites where some guy would type out essay after essay about the disappearance of some boat or whatever. Now people just go on facebook/twitter/instagram/youtube and never stray elsewhere while they wait for people to bring them the information/news/comedy/latest whatever.
The internet slowly turned into the thing it was the opposite of.
Because their fanbase is filled with bronies and furfags.
I'd let her play with my sack boy huhuh.
You're deaf m8, there were thousands of people and the screaming there was legit hype. None of the reactions from the crowd at any of the other reveals or E3 events matched it.
Opposites attract. For all of /v/'s militant rage against feminism and quirky "gamer girls", deep down, they really just want to fuck and cuddle with them. That kind of mutual ideological disagreement can spark a lot of fire.
Smash Bros is a system seller. One of the best system selling games out there, because it's popular, both as a party game, and for tournaments (and now also as an online competitive game). Millions of people love it. It will be the reason the Wii U doesn't fucking die, because people will buy Wii U's JUST for smash.
Zelda and Smash are Nintendo's system sellers. Just like Halo is Microsoft's system seller.
>still being this defensive about Smash Bros
Are you 12, mentally handicapped, or just a paid shill? Smash Bros is a fucking joke, the new one does nothing that we haven't all seen 3 times before and is nothing to get excited over. Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.
i don't remember which game or conference is was, but it was like 4 people playing a game, one on the stage, others in the crowd on platforms.
There was a chick with some nice fuckin' hips/thighs that i recall. goddamn, when i've got time, i'm gonna find it.
>Are you 12, mentally handicapped, or just a paid shill? Smash Bros is a fucking joke, the new one does nothing that we haven't all seen 3 times before and is nothing to get excited over. Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.
Smash actually treats IPs with respect unlike Sega with their handling of Sonic, so you can piss off.
You rarely see girls playing vidya on stage.
Compared to how often we see girls in selfies/photographs....
>being this assblasted
Confirmed for real life autistic losers. I bet you can't even wipe your own asses. Why don't you go play some more of your beloved baby games you fucking simpletons?
I really liked that girl, but I don't have any decent picture. Help me please.
Anyone have more of the Asian chick from nintendo? She was qt as fuck
>Only actual autists care because the fanbase is just as cringeworthy as Sonic at this point. Deal with it.
Holy shit, THANK YOU. I have nothing against the game but the community is fucking awful.
I'm pumped for the squid shooter but from what I'm seeing here I'm gonna end up hating the game due the autistic fanbase as well.
>game that will single handedly keep a particular console afloat and relevant
>that will sell appx 10 million copies
>a fucking joke
How about we correct your statement as "I don't like Smash Bros" and leave it at that, because that's what you're really saying.
People who know what they're talking about, realize that Smash is going to be a huge seller, and is going to have a shitload of fans, that's not irrelevant.
Irrelevant is something like Sony adding youtube to PSN.
prepare the bunkers before the feminist shitstorm hits
There's been nothing but constant threads all day of people trying to draw porn of that squid character. It really can't get more awful than that. Today has made me feel kind of grimy after seeing how much of /v/ really are autistic Nintentoddlers that make fan fiction. I mean, I've been posting here for about 7 years and it's just now hitting me that these really are that kid who never showered in high school and played magic the gathering with the other smelly outcasts in the corner of the cafeteria. I used to think the whole "Nintendogaf" thing was a joke, but it became very real today.
>missed the Sony conference
>everyone saying HULK Smash on /v/
>think that they revealed some awesome Hulk game
>get hyped as fuck
>suddenly power goes out in my neighborhood for hours
>can't look up awesome new Hulk game
>fuck it go to bed with no power
>wake up and go to work
>first thing i do is look up Hulk e3 2014 expecting awesome trailer
Fuck I literally hnnng'ed when she came on and even when she had that walljump and the other minor errors, I could almost feel her embarrassment and stuff, but still so HNNG
>how does someone with a worthless degree get a job at nintendo?
Knowing the language of ching-chong while being a native english speaker.
Attractive bilinguals are in high demand.
Wait, wait. Everyone was making mistakes, not just her.
Stop talking shit about my waifu.
>this entire thread
And you faggots told me /v/ is full of normalfags now...
The dude playing the sack bird or whatever probably got to hit it later after the show since he rescued her a few times
alpha as fuck
>when she got excited after successfully wall jumping
>Not knowing your own waifu's charm
The mistakes are part her allure you goddamn plebian
>you will never take her out for dinner and have sex afterwards
>good at vidya
What more could you ask for
She's a senior spaceflight and aeronautical engineering manager at Skylon Corp.
There, STEM enough for you?
but seriously Britbongs get to work on Skylon already
>it's actually possible that I could fuck her
but she will never shit in my mouth
>or that she has nothing to do with the game besides something to do with the game
You niggers are priceless.
>tfw you keep falling in love even harder and harder
Verify that dammit, and get ready to 180 degrees out of here if true
>found out about her last year and have followed her twitter and earned points by talking light vista with her
>all of you fags are trying to join in
Fuck off, this is my orbit. I wish I could hate you all to death.
>Falling in love is the worst feeling. All that follows is unending pain and emptiness.
that just means your doing it wrong.
All girls like anal. I promise you that. Some are just a lot more reserved about letting you do it with them than others for various reasons. Have you ever heard anyone say that religious girls treat it like a pre-marital loophole? Well, that's actually true. Those cute, innocent Christian girls that always talk about waiting for marriage fucking love anal and blowjobs because it technically isn't sex.
>Fuck off, this is my orbit.
sorry anon I just had to
You don't have to keep announcing your shit tastes. Once is enough.
Get a huge titted 16 year-old instead.
>are you so fucking ugly that you can get a better girl?
You gotta problem with that?
You do realize she won't reply, she'll be too fucking embarrassed, fucking hell I don't know why you guys doing this...
Then what's your retarded point?
That you don't understand how anyone could find a decent looking member of the opposite sex attractive?
Or something less stupid? Because that's pretty fucking stupid.
maybe she is a he and you inner gayman know it
or you a bi
>are you so fucking ugly that you can't get better
First of all, she's easily a 7/10, not bad looking at all. Get some taste and reevualute your ridiculously high standards. Secondly, yeah, I'm a 6/10 on my absolute best days so it's not like I'm going to be landing 9's and 10's you jackass. It's not settling for "good enough", it's finding something that realistically is better than you could ever ask for. No one is entitled to a "perfect" model-tier babe anyway, so quit being such a gay.
no, you can get any girl you want, i have seen fucking 4/10 guys with a 9/10 and man.. he is not even rich, rev up your standards, you can do it really, not even trolling, this is from my heart
>mfw I want to call you out for being a hypocritical faggot who posts trap threads all the time but realize that I fap to traps multiple times a week
You got lucky you big dumb gay that I'm comfortable with my sexuality enough to be unable to call you out for your particular brand of shitposting.
Fullerer one, Jesus I'm bad with naming shit.
She's just some boring hipster who sucks at games and moderates forums for a living.
Her Vita is swag though.