Everyone post your rankings of the DMC games.
4 > 3 > 1 > dmc > 2
Not
>>387957451
I only played the first one so
1>rest
3 > 4 > 1 > 2 > dmc
How are these guys still relevant? I give these guys one more console after this till they turn into Sega
>small discs on Game cube
>wii was a gimmick, with nothing but weeabo games
>released a shit ton of ds systems
>3d on 3ds was a gimmick, and lots of weeb games
>Wii U was another gimmick, came out at the worst time, and had a shit name
>Nintendo switch is another gimmick that will release like 4 good games tops in its lifespan
>>387956803
They were saved by good games, which SEGA doesn't have
People been saying this for every generation. Give it up.
How many people would be legitimately happy, and feel a legitimate sense of satisfaction and triumph when Nintendo is gone?
How many of them would cheer and gloat, and how many of them would have a Dual Shock in their hands as they do?
Everything a man could want
>>387957526
Yes, I want to be Poison.
Unless that man wants a female and not a fucking dude with tits
>>387957526
Those abs
> Launch game as a beta without being Early Access
> "We will add tons of content guys!"
> Time passes
> Still nothing, devs are silent
How can people fall for some obvious shit?
>>387956707
>Time passes
The amount of time is very important.
Their last twitter update was 3 days ago...
You aint seen shit about scam early access until you've seen Conan Exiles.
Game is and always has been buggy as fuck, terribly optimised and in general has poor support for most hardware.
It's a multiplayer game but days after it's release they shut down all official servers and it took weeks for them to come back online.
The game is actually so poorly made they've been removing features because they're incapable of fixing bugs in the features.
They'll attempt to fix a bug (but rarely ever do, just make it less likely to happen), then reintroduce it in a future patch.
They recently released an "expansion" which was a whole lot of nothing designed to cash in on the Skyrim audience. No really, it's a Skyrim themed expansion and most of the stuff it has either doesn't work due to bugs, isn't properly or fully implemented or is literally copy and pasted from older stuff.
The developers response to most criticism of the game is literally "lol so what?" or occasionally "it's just early access".
Imagine everything wrong with early access condensed into a single game, that is Conan Exiles.
>>387957187
> Conan Exiles
> Game is and always has been buggy as fuck, terribly optimised and in general has poor support for most hardware.
What is Early Access.
> It's a multiplayer game
No.
> Skyrim themed expansion
Go back reading your classics, fucktard.
>2 hour long episode
>relationship mechanics
>heavyhanded choices one after another, not lightweight decisions you know will have no impact
>combat is more enjoyable than previous games (choices to roundhouse kick or bodyslam)
>characters actually feel unique and not bland
Is this the return of Telltale?
>Telltale """games"""
no thanks
>>387956587
visual novels
>>387956587
>heavyhanded choices one after another, not lightweight decisions you know will have no impact
Nigger it's a telltale game, your decisions don't matter even if they try to make them seem important
Mario games are fun and all but once you beaten/100% the game there is like no reason to hold on it, they just collect dust.
The super mario games have no replay ability. They are just not fun after you beat them. The only exception is Super Mario 64 because i actually do think it's fun to replay
I'm just talking about the mainline Marios not any mario RPG's .
>>387956483
Nah, I probably replay mainline mario games more than any other series. They're very easy to pick up and play.
>>387956937
Same. I've beaten SMW more than any game probably, and I'll also pick up any random mario game and throw it in whenever a buddy and I don't know what to play.
>this is what passes as an argument on /v/, the vidya.
Isn't she so perfect?
>>387956480
does anyone still play overwatch? I'm thinking about buying it
>>387956554
millions of people dude
Was Dagoth Ur really such a bad guy?
>>387956403
Dan the man?
what is that? why is there a hose? is it filled with water?
>>387956403
If it breaks will he choke?
This worth 25 dollars?
> Early Access Multiplayer Survival
I let you guess.
It's boring
There's a reason this game's early acess launched 2 weeks ago and no one is playing it anymore.
ITT: /v/-approved YouTubers
>>387957240
sage
>>387957240
Yeah it's the chair's fault.
my god. Can you imagine reaching a point in your life where you're so fat that you have to go through all this pain?
So is Hollow Fragment undoubtedly the best SAO game? I'm playing Hollow Realization, and while it's good fun at times, the localization is "quirky", Hot Topic tripe, and the production values are all over the place.
SAO thread
I wish these games would receive a little more discussion. It's not bottom of the barrel trash.
>>387957183
I like them. And every now and then we had a decent thread about them
Realization is the best SAO themed one, Fatal Bullet looks fun and I like the recent implications of the games story thatKirito gets death gun'd and dies, letting you create a character or choose a character to be the protag
>>387957754
Its rare to have decent threads about the games sadly, they're miles better than the main series.
Strea and being able to play as Silica are the best things to come from these games.
What are your favorite video game theories?
IS MARIO A PSYCHO RAPIST MURDERER???!!!?!?!?!
>>387955947
I hope this guy just fucks off forever
>>387955947
I have my own but it's about a game nobody really knows/cares about
What are some must-have 3DS titles?
Feel like buying something, but I want to remain in the $20-30 range.
Project Mirai
>>387957089
>Project Mirai
Is anyone here willing to tell me what happened to the Ouya? I heard about it once or twice and then nothing.
>>387955753
that's pretty much what happened
It had literally no worthwhile games.
They promised you could play android games on the television.
It failed because you could play android games on the television.
is morrowind the ultimate contrarian game? it literally has the worst gameplay in any rpg, the fact that it's a diceroll simulator under the guise of an action game is atrocious. there is nothing fun about constantly missing your swings even though the sword is clearly making contact with the enemy. why does /v/ enjoy games with garbage gameplay?
>>387955454
>complaining about an RPG having dice rolls
>calling anybody else a numale
I bet you complain about lives/continues in old games too.
>>387955454
I was going to tell you to get cancer, but after realizing you are mentally challenged and cannot grasp the greatness of Morrowind and its whole system, I have to conclude that you are cancer.
Filthy outlander.
It isn't under the guise of an action game though. I don't suck its dick like some of /v/ but it does have its good aspects. Morrowind is easy but fun, and has a good world with great quests. Also wouldn't the game being for numales mean they want newer, easier mechanics and games overall, not the ugly looking, archaic rpg that morrowing is