/got/ Game of Thrones General

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Why didn't they name him Gon Snow instead of Jon Snow? I don't get it.

Jon's parents are cunts.

reminder every hot GoT watcher online right now is DYING over kit harington's perfectly shaped ass

make sure you do your RDLs lads. develop that posterior chain for maximum pants filling and thrusting power

What the fuck is Theon going to fucking do with his two row boats?

R'HLLOR HUNGERS

I thought Cersei was gonna have a miscarriage

>>86979148
Probably more than Yara ever managed

>>86979084
it is now a double sided meme every time a bobbyposter shitposts.

it's like the cucks coming out identifying themselves.

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Will a man return?

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CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
GET
FUCKING
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

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dany

>bobbyposting cucked out of existence
Divine justice

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>>86979089


Who gets BTFO by a Baratheon in turn

It's like pottery

pfft Littlefinger hahahahahah

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LF and Stannis...

Two best and most interesting characters in the series

Both killed in throwaway scenes by stronk females

Who did Djew&Djew hate more?

Did anybody else notice how FAST that dragon was?

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1st for Qyburn being upset because he wanted to use this to jerk off

what kind of name is eggon

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>>86979084

Literally the worst season ever.

Worse than Dorne.

Why didn't the night king just build a boat, sail around the wall and attack a village and build a new army from that

>bran suddenly choosing a side when its convenient to whatever bullshit DnD is trying to do
yeah, just forget about that time Littlefinger literally warned Ned he was going to die

>>86979150
What happens if we feed him the Night King?

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>you stand accused of murder
>you stand accused of treason
>how do you answer these charges.......Lord Baelish

my literal face when

>>86979188
He killed himself last season

Strong Belwas!!

>getting kicked in the groin doesn't hurt if you have no nuts
Why? Even if you didn't have balls anymore, it would still hurt as much if you got kicked anywhere else on your body.

Who did Bobbyposting first?

/got/ or r/freefolk?

I'm confused

>>86978168
Do you think after the meeting he went down to his chambers and beat the shit out of his dick imagining getting gangbanged by all the skellies and wights while the Mountain watches?

>>86979250
did he really? I must have missed that...

>>86979232
it's not as dramatic or cool as using a dragon to burn down the wall

i do wonder what his plan was before that though

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euron is the true rusemaster

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>He loved her
>And she loved him

>naming your son after your son
Why though? Now we are gonna get big Aegon and little Aegon

>>86979247
Why didn't he tell his sisters about that shit earlier? Or did that happen offscreen and we were supposed to believe that everything Sansa and Arya were doing, even in private, was a show for Littlefinger?

>>86979190
>Red priest Hound and Jammy vs zombie Mountain and Cersi

If they leave this on a cliff hanger or an off camera battle I'll riot.

>>86979250
did he?

I LOVE YOU SANZER

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>>86979260
/got/ of course

I was there for the WHOOOOORES conception

>>86979256
Ye but far less than with balls
t trap

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Just remember we have 7 more episodes of this shit

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>>86979256
The nerve endings in his groin are nonexistent now dumbass

reminder elia and her children died because robert hated every targaryen and got tywin to do his bidding, which meant slaughtering infants to secure his claim.
robert reveled in the sight of their mangled corpses wrapped in lannister cloak and barristan knew it

Why did Rhaegar and Lyanna ruse their own families to their deaths?

>>86979302
well big aegon is dead so that solves one problem.

>euron travels all over the world
>the wight was the most terrifying thing he's ever seen
>but not the dragon that just showed up 2 minutes earlier

>>86979329
Not for another 2 years

>>86979190
That was such an obvious meme inclusion.

>hurr gotta set up the cleganebowl even though the entire point of my character is putting revenge aside!

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>friends favorite character is littlefinger
>the faggot that betrayed ned all those seasons ago
>finally dies and get to see my friend autistically screech about how the episode was shit
>meanwhile my favorite character uncucks himself from his sister and rides north to save mankind
>mfw

top tier episode lads t b h

Wait so Rhaegar had TWO SONS named Aegon??

>>86979260
r/Freefolk did.

/got/ just stole all the fun

>>86979329
only 6

>>86979256
It's not that it isn't painless.
It is that getting his dick chopped off represents some of the worst torture he has gone through, the entire process of becoming Reek started when taking his dick off broke him.
Taking all that abuse is symbolizing the torture he goes through again and again and always runs away.
Being hit in the crotch, while still painful brings it to the furthest point its ever been without him giving up, and then he continues.
The true pain isn't there anymore, just a distant ache.
He won't back down again.

>>86979084
Wtf he's handsome.

I'd suck his dick and swallow his seed, no homo.

>>86979360
No, who said that?

>>86979339
>Euron bringing the golden company

Maybe it will be a problem

>>86979232
and give up all the pokemon he caught? It's a pretty fuck huge army that he'd be giving up, for a few shitty villagers

>Game of Thrones doesn't have a main protagonist they said
>they will be no clear winner they said

Does anyone understand what the hell was happening at the beginning where Jamie and Bronn were watching the unsullied march on a stronghold, then suddenly they were both somewhere else and nothing ever came of it? So confused.

Can somebody explaine me please the harenhole off the table meme?

>>86979279
Yeah once he drinks poison because arya took the wrong life from the many face god

Remember when this show used to be good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7n79tN6Fpw

Does anyone have 1080 MEGA link?

>>86979357
My fucking man. I hope it's Jaime who cuts that cunt down.

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FUCKING GREYWORM AND MESSENDEI GOT A FUCKING 5 MINUTE SEX SCENE AND GREYWORM DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING DICK

DANY AND JON THE 2 MAIN CHARACTERS ON THE FUCKING SHOW, THE WHOLE PROPHECY BULLSHIT, GETS A 30 SECOND LONG SEX SCENE

I AM SO FUCKING MAD. D&D ARE SUCH COLOSSAL FAGGOTS

WHO ELSE HERE DISAPPOINTED BY THE SEX SCENE!?

Why didn't Lyanna just tell her dad that she wasn't Rhaegar's prisoner, so the Starks wouldn't have gotten burnt to death by Aerys?

>>86979367
So was Viserys actor, and Danaerys actress was beautiful

They intentionally make Targs look like shit, it's a subtle way to make the audience hate them

>>86979394
Harrenhall was put on the table, and then taken off the table. Littlefinger is perturbed by this changing of the table.

>>86979341
This

Writing is getting sloppy- however he was lying

>>86979338
people have done way stupider shit for love

look up the Trojan War, a great empire destroyed, all for Helen's pussy

>>86979341
BUT he was just PRETENDING to be retarded...
he gets Cersei the Golden Company.

>>86979422
Luwin Lannister.

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>>86979413
Idk I thought it was pretty hot but it was a bit brief

>>86977748
>>86978964
>>86978990
There was literally a scene last season showing it to be still Gregor Clegane's head. Man you are dumb.

>>86979413
For all the trannies and POC that watch now

>>86979370
He had a son with Ellia named Aegon, who was killed by the Mountain. He then had another son with Lyanna which he also named Aegon, who is Jon Snow.

>>86979413
That's a 3 million sex scene bud.

>>86979347
At this point i think Sandor sees cleganebowl as an act of mercy.

Do Targs have silver pubic hair?

>>86979365
Oh that's incredibly deep, which is why I'm sure it wasn't at all what the writers intended. The music cutting out is an indication the audience that it is a comedy scene, highlighted by the cut to Theon's grin.

We were supposed to laugh at the victim of abuse getting kicked in the crotch.

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>Jaime will never be on the iron throne

>>86979341
That was the biggest lazy shit writing i have seen on this piece of shit show. Fuck, this garbage made me cringe.

>>86979367
t, Lyanna

>>86979389
they were preparing for the inevitable of the dothraki and unsullied attacking.

it wasn't a march, it was a demonstration of power.

>>86979422
I think Rhaegar and Lyanna's (maybe less so Lyanna) stance was that the whole prophecy and making sure Westeros had its savior in time for winter was bigger than everything, including thrones and houses and loyalties. They just went about bringing it to fruition really stupidly.

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>>86979357
>not liking CIA man AND Jaime

>>86979413

Im pretty sure that was the unsullied and Dothraki arriving at KL

How the unsullied got off Casterly Rock is beyond me

>>86979452
>Look up a fictional war to justify stupidity
I guess if got goes to cartoons for logic that's cool too then eh ?

What if the Night King finds Stannis corpse and resurrects him?

>>86979084
how hyped was /tv/ when clegane bowl was confirmed? anyone ss reactions?

>>86979505
Jaime said a few episodes ago, they literally marched cross-country from Casterly Rock to King's Landing

>>86979413
They filmed more but it was so badly acted we never got to see it.

Just imagine, hours and hours of shooting that sex scene. Hours of footage. And the best they could pull from it managed to fill 30 seconds.

so is season 8 going to be just the war with the walkers?

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REMOVE TARGFUCKS

I just want the Hound and Arya to get married and have kids. Fuck everyon else and their retarded incestous shipfaggotry.

literally every good character is now dead

no show till 2019

fuck this shit.

>>86979422
They didn't expect Rhaegar's daddy to start killing off lords like a huge retard

How can there be 2 sarah connors in the same place at once without causing a paradox?

>Littlefinger actually died like a bitch

HA

>>86979448
But he is from harenhal. Isn't it his castle?

>rhaegar fucked the realm up and ended his dynasty's ancient realm because of muhdick

fuck sake grrm, you all know this shit is gonna happen in the books and its fucking gay even if rhaegar was certain the child would be the epic prince promised yet ned didnt care he'd be forfeiting rhaegars legacy by just letting Jon join the nights watch

>>86979357
I jumped out of my seat when cersei have the mountain that look

>>86979413
It's probably because Emilia won't do nude scenes anymore and D&D are so uncreative they can't think of a way to film a sex scene without showing a woman's tits.

>Rhaegar is supposed to be a suave, beautiful God of a man
>finally show him
>he literally looks identical to Viserys
>they couldn't even spend $100 to make a new wig

Fuck this show.

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>2 years until next season

>>86979402
Ah great scene. However It's not bad- it's just wrapping up the story too quickly.

Its annoying at worst

>>86979260
>reddit doing anything but stealing maymays

>>86979567
>being excited for next season
I'll just wait for the leaks and spam them in /got/ constantly

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let's not beat around the bush tho
rhaegar was a fucking dick
he had a loving wife and two toddlers
then runs off with some northern slut without a care in the world and to add insult to injury, makes his kids of the previous marriage bastards

>>86979279
>>86979308


No.

>>86979462
did we see his face?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2FuZKth-TM

>mfw Maester Aemon knew it all along

Also, imagine acting as if you're dying and then literally die 2 years later

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Daily reminder there is only one true dragon

>>86979548
It is now. He was given it later for a different reason. At the time however Tyrion lied to him and put Harrenhall on the table, but then took it back off when the deception ended

>>86979534
It's what the show has built up for so yeah. They have no choice now considering the dead are past the wall

>>86979567

It's not two years. A year and a bit, late fall 2018 or winter 2019.

>>86979535
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT

I wonder how much they paid kaloreesi to show that sideboob and some chub.

>>86979537
Aryah is for Jaqen

>>86979341
Ignoring the fact that he was pretending to abandon Cersei, the wights almost killed everyone in the past. Dragons are typically tamed by people, they may help conquer kingdoms but they don't mindlessly slaughter everything.

>theon scene starts out ok, fight shows his resilience
>guy keeps saying he will kill him if he doesn't stay down
>no mention of "what is dead may never die" seeing as how theon is practically a dead man
>instead we get a cockless theon gag straight out of the three stooges

Him doing the saltwater baptism at the end was a nice touch though

It's not Rhaegar's fault don't forget that he father was kind of an asshole.

>>86979615
2.3 million dollars an episode

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>>86979567
>you will be stuck in this general for two more years

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>>86979260
ONE BALL NO BRAINS

>>86979592
Yup, he probably laughed when he heard they were raped and killed.

>>86979550
How would Ned know he was Azor Ahai? All he cared about was making sure the targaryen line died

>>86979535
>cucky bobby lying about rhaegar raping lyanna
>not enough balls to admit she'd never love him
>forced out a war after major blue balling

hahahhaalmfao

>>86979535
This guy is unironically the bigger cuck in the entire series.

>show used to be about great writing

>its now CGI dragons that are Blizzard tier and fanfiction and shipping

D and D suck dick without source material.

>>86979607
underwhelming desu

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>>86979249
I was like... "DAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN....."

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WHY WOULD BRAN STARK LIE ABOUT WHAT RHAEGAR DID TO LYANNA? HOW MUCH DID DANY PAY HIM TO MAKE HIM SPREAD SUCH VICIOUS LIES TO REWRITE HISTORY AS IF THAT VILLAINOUS RHAEGAR DIDNT RAPE PRECIOUS INNOCENT LYANNA

>>86979593
Thats what I thought I remember Arya putting needle to his heart but then sparing him

>>86979476
only the ones with silver hair.

Emilia Clarke literally does not know what to do with her arms in scenes.

>>86979592
>some northern slut

Literally the most beautiful woman in the world anon

He was a prince who adorned his armor with rubies, why should he settle for less than the most beautiful things?

>>86979422
>The mad king would've been reasonable
>Mad
>Reasonable

>>86979550
noo....

the dynasty was dying, a targ without dragons is just a white haired freak.

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Is Jorah the biggest cuck in Westeros?

>>86979600
I'm amazed that he lasted until S5

>the "good guys" shit on their father's legacy
>the lords of the North just accept Jon cucking out his kingdom like that
>They further shit on everyone's work by saying Robert's Rebellion is a lie and setting out to undo everything about it
>even though the Targs deserved it for being incestuous insane maniacs

Fuck this show, there is literally NO ONE left to root for. Jaime became a cuck just like Jon too.

>>86979637
No but Robert did

>>86979633
Too bad /got/ is banned out of season.

>>86979683
Probably mild autism

>>86979645
They are ripping blizzard off as fuck, just like valve.

>>86979604
The bastard son of a jellybean?

Careful Anon, careful now.

>>86979638
So why did he go against killing dany

>>86979605
Just tell me was it a quote from that tvshow?

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>>86979656
Robert, we need to talk

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>tfw starts snowing in KL

>>86979084
SHHOPPPOOOSHHH, THE CHAOSH IS OF THE TABLE ASH WELL?

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Which is your favourite COA ?

>>86979744
Most likely just didnt expect her to get 3 dragons an army, fleet and then sail back tp Westeros

>>86979683
its qt desu. i noticed this episode her body looked bloated as fuck. i was DIAMOND

>>86979756
>roleplaying

And I'm out

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WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE

I dont watch this shit anymore, can someone post cliffs of what happened please

So since Jon is a Targ why was this episode called The Dragon And The Wolf? Shouldn't it be called The Dragon And The Dragon?

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>>86979742

spot the difference

>>86979707
He's rivaled by Jon and Jaime now.

>I am Lord Protector of the Vale and I demand you escort me back to the Eyrie
>I think not

Why is Royce such a traitorous cunt, selling his liege to curry favour with the North?

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>>86979779

>>86979707
apart from bobby which shat out a war?

>>86979550
Jon did the same exact thing this episode. All that shit he said to Cersi about never breaking his loyalty to Dany was just so that she;d want to fuck him.

>Bran doesn't tell his two sisters who he's been with now for probably weeks about Jon's true parentage
>Sam arrives at Winterfell and for some reason goes looking for Bran immediately
>SAM, GOOD TO SEE YOU. SIT DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU A TALE ABOUT JON SAND

>dooms his entire family to near extinction because he wanted to fuck some Stark puss
Rhaegar committed some weapons grade cuckoldry.

How are they going to wrap everything up in 6 episodes?

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>With CIA dead the show now turned into a generic action fantasy

>>86979249
Saw it coming a mile away.

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>>86979756
>father and brother die because sister is a retard
>better risk life and limb, smearing my honor through the mud to raise her little shit

>>86979805
night king is literally going to be a prince, prince arthas, i mean aegon

>>86979806
>Jon
Because he got cucked out of the throne, or what?

>>86979779
Whent or whatever the bat knight was

>>86979816
He didn't like Littlefinger

>>86979816
Because if he dies, he gets his job

It took a while but both Jaime and Theon finally grew a pair

So we all know the episode sucked and we all hated it, but what did all your normie friends think?

I've seen mild likes, mostly indifference, and some negativity.

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Do they shoot the scenes in a chronological order? Emilia looked fit in the first episodes but she was nearly back in thiccleesi mode in the last episode

>>86979719
>They accept Jon
Yeah cause now that the wall is gone it's the perfect time to revolt

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>>86979819

>>86979843
Of course, I read the leaks. I knew it ewas coming.

But nonetheless it was fucking sweet

>forced as fuck Jon and Dany relationship for MUH SONG OF FIRE AND ICE
>literally half the episode is people standing around and not saying anything
>the big reveal is shit we already know, except now we know Jon is named Aegon which doesn't fucking matter
>the retarded fight with Theon that came down to a dickless gag
>Littlefinger clearly being collateral damage for the fact that the show can't kill off the real main character and needs at least some drama in the north even though Arya continues to be an edgy cunt
>Bran flip flopping on whether he's the Three-Eyed Raven and whether he's a Stark looking out for his family
>that random nod to reddit for the Cleganebowl
>Jon choosing to give up EVERYTHING he has worked for to stay true to "his queen" who he pledged loyalty to an episode ago while he was fighting the very threat he decided to ignore
>Cersei almost killing Jaime when she wouldn't even kill Tyrion
>Cersei and Euron having a super secret plan
>Cersei pointing out that Dany only has two dragons but just ignores the very idea that the NK/AotD was powerful enough to kill one even after Dany said she saw them with her own eyes
>everything that came out of Euron's mouth
>still constant teleporting while Sam just arrives at Winterfell and the NK just arrived at the wall

jesus christ, I actually enjoyed SOME of this season but this was truly a 0/10 episode. It's a season finale where literally nothing happened other than Cersei kinda makes a truce. Oh and why did she need to lie again when all they wanted was a truce to begin with?

>>86979707
Nah, Robert still wins that title.

Do you think Bran watched Jon fuck Dany?

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STOOOOOOOOOOONG

What happened to the Bobbyposters? No, really, where are they?

>>86979835
>I posted it again

>>86979835

No. That's not what cuckoldry means.

>>86979885
Went back to the dit where they belong

Except this fag >>86979882

>>86979853
Because he sold out his kingdom when he didn't need to do it.

>>86979868
They can do it after the undead zombies are defeated.

>>86979879
no, he enjoys rape more.

what will happen to /got/ now that its the off season?
where will all the posters go?
what will be the most active threads?
will it still be around 2 years from now?

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>>86979779

Of those, Ser Thurgood Fell.

In the books, probably House Harlaw

>>86979849
Ned was too good for his friends and family

>>86979707
jesus christ Jorah, give it a break
that ship has sailed - both figuratively and literally

>>86979831
The show has given up on any semblance of sensible pacing or reasonable character behavior, they have a checklist they need to get through and nothing will stop them.

>>86979707
>Lyanna cucks Robert with a Targ
>he literally starts a war over it and commits genocide of Targaryens across the world
>marries Cersei, who cucks him with her own brother

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>>86979870

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If Bran can see everything then why didn't he see the annulment until fatty told him about it?

Holy shit Jorah how many times are you going to let this happen to you?

>>86979787
>her body looked bloated as fuck
It took you this long to notice?

Also, am I going insane, or does she seem short of breath and look completely winded from exerting any physical effort, even from walking a little bit?

>>86979885
suicidal probably due to the cuckery.

>jons autism almost ruins the entire retarded convulted wight scheme

jfc, thank god there is only one season left of this garbage

>>86979906
That isn't really cucking though.

>>86979867
>Do they shoot the scenes in a chronological order?
Not likely, few to no shows/movies do that.

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>>86979084
>Turns dowm prime glamoured Mel who can make killer semen demons
>fucks his aunt

>>86979133
I legit thought it was Emilia's ass at first, before I looked up and didn't see tits.

>>86979943
he has to know what to look for, is what this episode seems to tell us

unsurprisingly

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>>86979955

All Brits smoke two packs of fags a day.

>>86979816
Royce clearly never liked Littledick to begin with.

>>86979937
>>he literally starts a war over it and commits genocide of Targaryens across the world

This isn't a bad thing. The more dead Targs the better. They've been fucking terrible rulers of Westeros. But no, it wasn't over Lyanna. Rhaegar's insane maniac of a father (as most Targ Kings are) literally burned Ned's brother and father.

>>86979943
Hes not a fully fledged 3 eye raven, he cant see everything all the time any time

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>>86979707
Only Jorahcucks would deny it.

>tried to get sneaky and blue ball Jon
>was probably going to be standing outside the door originally but the show runners thought it was too cruel so put Tyrion there instead

This dude crawled through sewers and overcame greyscale for a bitch he has no chance with.

>>86979986
They need to add Bran to this since he smokes now.

>>86979943
when did he say he knows everything? he says he CAN see everything. there's a fucking difference.

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Would he have bent the knee like a cuck?

>>86979779
Fell

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>>86979905

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>86979379
They're going to have a comple disney ending, and the everyone will eat it up but it'll be shit.

>>86979816
littlefinger threatened his life already

>>86980014

Do you have a link to the picture of him smoking on the beach? I've searched for it but can't find anything.

>this one autistic targfuck samefagging his own posts

literally laughing

>>86979816
because he likely was informed beforehand that his "liege" had murdered the true ruler of the realm

>>86979955
>does she seem short of breath and look completely winded from exerting any physical effort

Jesus, I thought i was the only one who realized this. dumb bitch must have heart failure or something, she walked from the dragon to the chair and seemed like she could barely handle it

How fucking out of shape is this silly roastie?

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>>86979756
NO NO NED NO I LOVED HER NO

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>>86979885
Mainly Europeans who Bobby post and most of them are asleep the WHOOOOORRREEEE Americans can't understand the beauty of Bobby posting

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The whole rebellion war and the thousand of lives it costed could have been spared if Lieanna had just told Cuckbert to fuck off. Can't make this shit up.

>>86979687
Go to bed Lyanna. Cersei was far more beautiful at the time.

>>86980024
No, he was an idiot but not a cuck. Jon is an idiot AND a cuck.

>>86980024
probably. I mean if she had Dragons and was going to go to war with the Lannisters why wouldn't he?

>>86980024
Why wasnt this guy cast as Jon Snow? He is a better actor

>>86979979
He didn't want to cuck his nigga Stannis

>>86980024
Nope.

>>86980014
>by the time Bran's actor starts doing shirtless pics, he'll have a chronic smoker's body

>>86979803
Rhaegar and Lyanna are the dragon and the wolf.

Also Jon still was raised as a Stark and thinks of himself as such.

>>86980059
>Cuckbert

lmfao

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>Lyanna is literally too retarded to tell anyone she chose to run off with Rhaegar

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So if based Bobby B was in the business of slaying Targs, why did he miss this one?

>>86980069
>BUT MUH DRAGONS

Real men die on their feet, no matter the challenge.

So, did Tormund just fucking died or what?

>>86980024
why the fuck didn't he bend the knee to stannis?

>>86980024
If he had fucked the crazy out of his own aunt he would have won the war

>>86980093
Should have named it the ugly fuccboi and the homewrecking whore

>>86980024
>Jon, Theon, Sansa and Arya all talk about how they miss their father
>no one ever mentions Robb or Caetlyn

Fucked up desu.

>Sam: Jon you're a Targaryen
>Jon: No I'm a Stark

>>86980109
Not on screen so probably alive

>>86979376
Thats why he could use the same strategy as the Thenn. Pass the wall and attack from the south since castle black doesn't have southern defenses. After that he can just open the gates, but I'm sure that plan is arbitrarily fucked by magic

>>86979986
emilia doesnt smoke though, she just eats enough food to feed a family every meal apparently

>bring cavalry to a siege

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>>86980079
Not to mention better looking.

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Questions

>what was the point of the beginning scene with the unsullied and dotharaki?

>is jaime leaving with the lannister army or is he going north alone?

>why was Tyrion standing outside the boatsex door? Why not jorah?

>why was the boatsex so short and disappointing?

>>86980150
It wasn't a siege, it was a dick measuring contest

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>>86980136
good post

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Why are people upset over Jon and Dany? Aegon the first was literally in a polygamous relationship with his older and younger sisters

>>86980093
besides, jon told theon you are grayjoy and a stark

jon feels it matters where you were raised as much as what your blood is - him being a BASTID probably has something to do with that

>>86979198
Who gets BTFO out by Dunk when he rebels again Egg, Maekar's son

>>86980107
>dumb men die on their feet, no matter the challenge.
fixed that for ya

>>86980136
>Sam: You are both


It is like pottery, it rhymes. Every stanza rhymes with the other.

>>86980126
what's even more fucked up is that everyone forgot rickon ever existed

>>86980105
You do realize instead of handling this like reasonable people, the Starks listened to Robert's bullshit about how Lyanna was kidnapped and raped.

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>>86979999
>This isn't a bad thing. The more dead Targs the better.

Next you'll feign sympathy for elia and her children

>Barristan had moral reservations about serving the new king, Robert I Baratheon, but served loyally nonetheless. He does feel that, if he had seen Robert smile when Tywin Lannister presented him with the bloody bodies of Rhaegar's children, he would never have served Robert and nothing on earth would have stopped him from killing Robert.

>>86980105
lol who the fuck cares, its not like anyone important got hurt over it :^)

>>86980152
Not to mention, he looks more like Ned which Jon is supposed to

Rhaegar cucked Robert so hard that tens of thousands of people died from the aftermath.

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>bran has to narrate the awkward flashback and sex scene because showfags need their hands held so badly

fingers crossed d&d die soon and someone else takes over for the final season

>>86980136

>Wheels squak
>Bran rolls into view
>No, you're a Targaryen and a Stark

>>86980093
>Aegon Targaryen

I don't think anyone will ever call him that. He'll always be Jon. Funny that in this episode that he and Theon have a moment about Theon's parentage and his childhood as a Stark ward. Embrace both of ur destinies...

>>86979621
>Him doing the saltwater baptism at the end was a nice touch though

You're looking for hidden layers, it's called washing the blood off your face with water.

>>86980189
This is probably bait, but Robert didn't tell Brandon that. Brandon assumed it.

>>86980024
He was willing to do the Freys dirty but he wouldn't fuck the North over like Jon did.

>>86980204
Its really weird, we found this shit out last season, and earlier this season again, who gives a fuck anymore?

If the NK needed a dragon to get past the wall, then why did Jon act as if the NK was ALWAYS a threat? He apparently wasn't if he needed to break down the wall

>>86980175
Kit and Emilia have zero (0) chemistry.

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>>86980188
His name is Dickon you fuck.

>>86980175
Because Targshits in general aren't normal. Also Aegon was a literal cuckold.

>Rhaenys surrounded herself with comely young men. It was rumored that she also entertained some in her bedchambers.[5] Rhaenys gave birth to Aegon's eldest son, Aenys, in 7 AC. However, Aenys was weak and sickly as a young child;[9] He cried often and refused to nurse from wet nurses, nursing only at his mother's breast.[10] This caused rumors that he had not been fathered by Aegon, but possibly by one of the singers and mummers Rhaenys associated with.

>>86980163
>>is jaime leaving with the lannister army or is he going north alone?
The real question is whether the armies are allowed to follow through with their orders or not

boatsex was cut short because incest

>>86980203
He also cucked his wife and kids and giggled kissing some wolfslut while they were raped and murdered. What an alpha amirite?

>>86980107
Everyone in Westeros forgot about him because he was so old. They figured he'd just died.

>>86980189
Assuming normal circumstances, if Lyanna simply disappeared without warning they would have every reason to panic and assume the worst. People put out Amber Alerts when kids disappear now, and those kids aren't even nobility. Besides, even if the Starks overreacted it doesn't excuse what Aerys did.

HOL UP

Presumably young Griff is going to be a major character in the books and is probably a blackfyre but if he's real does that mean his sister survived the sack of kings landing as well?

>>86979849
To be fair, Rickon and Brandon Stark were cunts.

>Robert's only living son is subservient to Rhaegar's only living son
Did Robert deserve this?

>>86980163
As a show of force

Dont know

Unsure about that either. Either dabid wanted to confirm tyrion loves Dany or something stupid

Game of thrones sex is PG now

>>86980181
>t. cuck

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>>86980242

Daily reminder Top Hopper would be a PERFECT Dunk for a side series

>>86979402
thats because thats a book scene they just copy and pasted

>finally see rhaegar, the most handsome man in westeros
>uglier viserys

ugh

>>86980059
Yeah, because that worked so well for Helen of Troy and Paris, am I right?

>>86979856
Wow well guess what: that doesn't fucking matter. It's just D&D fucking forgot, again, that anybody has these things like duties, oaths and honor.

>>86980232
Pretty sure he didn't NEED a dragon, it, if anything, was just more convenient and saved him some soldiers. They were taking the Wall either way, but without the dragon he'd have just lost men for it.

>>86980190
>Next you'll feign sympathy for elia and her children

Well yeah, I feel sympathy for them. Tywin and the Mountain showed them mercy. Just think, if they had lived they'd have grown up to be Targaryens.

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>>86980175
I'm glad Salsafags got btfo with their dumb Jonsa ship but Jon has more chemistry with Arya in season one than he's ever had with Dany.

>>86979831
Now why in the fuck would it be a Dornish bastard, I couldn't comprehend this at all. Rhaegar, a Targaryen, and Lyanna, a Stark, make a Sand?

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What happened to this sexy titcow? Is she coming back?

theon got me tearing up n shit ;__;

>>86980175
I don't really care, I fully expected either Jon/Dany or Jon/Sansa to happen. It's just Jon/Dany is so badly written I can't get into it.

Jon is so lucky he had black hair instead of blond

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p obvious Jamie is gunna kill Cersei exactly how he killed the Mad King

Queenslayer Jamie = pottery

>>86980238
The blank staring they do at each other is starting to get creepy, they both literally look like corpses. I guess it makes sense for Jon since he is a literal corpse but Dany is completely dead faced whenever she interacts with him.

Jon you are the true heir to the Iron Throne

I dun car abut dat I jus wann kill the whit wolkers

>>86980163
>what was the point of the beginning scene with the unsullied and dotharaki?
it was a show of force. an intimidation technique.
>is jaime leaving with the lannister army or is he going north alone?
alone. he wasn't wearing anything signifying he's a Lannister. he might be trying to rally forces but doing it in Kings Landing would be dumb
>why was Tyrion standing outside the boatsex door? Why not jorah?
according to the actors its because their having sex is a potentially bad thing. it would have been to mean if it was Jorah
>why was the boatsex so short and disappointing?
because Emilia Clarke doesn't do nude scenes anymore so they couldn't do as much with it.

>>86980024

Absolutely

>Oathbreaker
>Kinslayer

All it would take to add kneeler to that list is a flash of Dragon titty

>>86980246
Targs were a mistake

>Aerion once visited Aegon in his bedroom during the dead of night, and put a knife to Aegon's privates and joked about removing his genitals so he would become a sister he could marry.

The Rhaegar marriage scene was so fucking cute and adorable

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AEGON OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, SIXTH OF HIS NAME

>>86980222
with saltwater, which is an important tradition in the iron islands and shows theons acceptance of his greyjoy side. There is no reason for a scene of just washing blood off of your face at this point in the show, and the nature of the shot implies that the action has weight and meaning behind it

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>>86980190
>wow you feel sympathy for this woman who was raped and killed and lost her children? SHITPOSTER!

>>86980320
She has to die in Westeros, so likely

>>86980275
No, I think the story went that the boy was smuggled off but the girl wasn't, so she really was killed while the baby that was killed was just a fake peasant baby.

>>86980297
When I first saw him i thought they used the same damn actor. Couldnt even bother giving him unique hair bravo dabid

>>86980320
Kinvara sends her back but takes her necklace so she's old-mode in S8

>>86980278
>Ned's only living son is an autistic cripple

>>86980364
See >>86980302

AH YES JAIME WILL BE SO USEFUL RIDING NORTH ON HIS

YUP FORGET ABOUT BRINGING HIS ARMY

>>86980359
It was preceeded by a shakeycam fight where Theon is kneed in the crotch 4 times. You're reaching.

wait so who did the Mountain kill when he raped Ellia?

>>86980357
Jon should just marry Dany and take her last name

>>86980355
Go back to tumblr

>>86980297
I've never been more disappointed. I thought they literally cast Viserys the entire time.

Why didn't Beric just light everyone's sword on fire?

>>86980341
That's just how people apparently act when they are in love with each other... on the silver screen (or Prestige TV). See: Twilight, 50 shades of gray.

>>86980302
Elia wasn't a Targ.

>>86980317
The logic being that Jon was born, physically, in Dorne which makes him a Sand.

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Now I can finally unsubscribed from HBOgo until next season.

>>86980320
yeah but she's gonna die when she does.

>>86980414
Only true believers casn do it

>>86980163
show of force

alone, Cersei pays the bills

probably because he knows that their relationship will have major consequences that neither seem to care about and as the Hand he will have to fix.

actors are too good for that shit now (even thought they're not)

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>>86980393
>all politics being thrown out the window, sometimes literally, so we can have a big episode long CGI fight with skeletons and no loose ends

>>86980355
Why would they get married under the seven?

>>86980422
>paying to watch this shite

>>86980341
>The blank staring they do at each other is starting to get creepy, they both literally look like corpses.

I think they're trying to go for that smoldering "I want to rip your clothes off" look, but they end up looking like autistic retards.

>>86980438
Why wouldn't they? They weren't getting married in the Norf

>>86980419
>Elia wasn't a Targ.
But her children sure were. Gregor was showing them mercy and she got in the fucking way, what was he to do? Martells' fault they married their hot family member in with a dumbass Targaryen who got his entire line wiped out.

I'm so fucking glad they made Lyanna and Rhaegar ugly as fuck, they are both trash and it's funny seeing the people who romantacize them angry over it.

>>86979529
can you stop using that cringy reddit term

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THEON IS BACK, BABY

>>86979999
Burnt his father strangled his brother

Way to waste quads

>>86980175
>tfw you will never marry both your sisters to keep the bloodline pure

>>86980437
I have a feeling next season is going to be worse than this one with a bunch of characters rapidly going through contrived plots to reach their appointed death scenes.

>>86980462
To be fair they wanted to marry her to Jaime which probably would've worked out a lot better for her but still you're retarded.

>>86979529
Its so painfully obvious that was thrown in for the fanservice
Doesnt make me any less hyped tho

Oh aunt Dany your so... so loose.

>>86980477
I hope his plotline actually has a good ending, he is one of the few characters left who still has potential in the show, and he is one of the best characters in the books

>I'm just the executioner
>you passed the sentence

Is that why Arya took Ser Iln Payne off her list? She finally understands that it wasn't his fault, he was just the guy swinging the sword?

>>86980477
Theon is a fucking cuck. Rather than taking charge he goes off to save a woman so he can serve under her. Literally Jorah tier.

>>86980494
>I have a feeling next season is going to be worse than this one with a bunch of characters rapidly going through contrived plots to reach their appointed death scenes.

6 episodes, should be fun.

>>86980477
Shoulda died 3 seasons ago tbqh famalam

>>86980518
Don't worry, it won't.

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>>86980511
You're welcome.

>>86980511
Why is it okay for the show to make jokes about Jon's small penis and Dany saying he's too small for her but not about the fact that she's probably loose as fuck after getting plowed by horsecock and Daario manslut all this time?

>>86980488
>>86980498
Targ sympathizers are the retarded ones. You don't need justification to get rid of those incestuous fucks. The Westerosi lords should've rebelled as soon as the dragons died.

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Shit boys I missed it
Has anyone got a working mega link?

>>86980525
>a woman
his sister
same sister that tried to save him a few seasons ago, from ramsey

>>86980555
I don't care about Targs and Elia's kids wern't born of incest lol