/got/ - Game of Thrones General

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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington.
We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

>As a method actor, Isaac Hempstead Wright prepared for his role by spending a month in a hospital for autistic children.

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>two dragons
>two Targaryens

Wait, so Dany's entire basis for thinking she can't have children was the word of that slag who she burned for killing drogo?

She let Daario cum in her dozens of times, is she retarded, why didn't she check?

why didn't the white walkers build some boats, and ferry undead around the wall

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>>86977132
imagine if Bobby B. was actually watching the S7 finale

>>86977632
He could have just browsed /got/ for a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFjaOyAWd4

>if you have no dick and balls getting kneed in the crotch doesn't hurt at all

What the fuck it absolutely would still hurt

Reminder that Sweetrobin has outlived Littlefinger

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TELL ME ABOUT CLEGANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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>>86977595
If this season had been 10 episodes instead of 7 would it have been as much of a train wreck?

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Who did flying CGI/greenscreen better?

Night King looked fake as fuck.

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>Littlefinger: [Inner monologue] No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

What did he mean by this

>>86977595

>stannis dead

>littlefinger dead

>all interesting characters dead

>jon is now a fuckboi

worst season?

why did they kill the wight

why didnt they keep it alive to show anyone else who doubted them

why didnt they send it to braavos and get the iron jews to switch sides after it is quite clear that they wont see a return on their investment

????

>>86977595

I've never seen a hairline like that. Why does a small bit of hair stick down on his forehead?

Why is everyone going nuts over the aunty thing when the mad king and queen were siblings?

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>the Drowned God (Euron) kills Aegon (Jon)
>the Drowned God's enemy is the Storm God
>mfw

GENDRY BOYS REPORT IN

>>86977642
It's like poetry.

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>>86977642
>tfw if there's a scene next season where Jon and Dany go to battle with Dany on Drogon and Jon on Rhaegal

>>86977705
>I've never seen a hairline like that.
are you 12

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>Durr Roberts Rebellion is based on lie

I fucking hate DnD for this

It doesn't fucking matter if Rhaegar and Lyanna loved each other , lets break this down.

Robert is betrothed to Lyanna which is a legally binding pact.

Rhaegar breaks the rights of his vassals by seducing her and ruining this pact

So what we have is , Rhaegar insulting Dorne by disinherting his children with Elia and putting her aside in favour of a new young bride.

He insults the north by seducing their daughter without asking for marriage permission from Rickard and the Stormlands.

Brandon Stark is already getting ready for an alliance with the Riverlands.

Tywin has a massive grudge against the Targs already for the insults Aeyrs has done to him.

So what we have is Rhaegar insulting Dorne, The North, The Stormlands, The Riverlands and maybe once again the Vale since Jon Arryn needs a young wife of proven fertility (Lysa had an abortion ) while his support in the Westerlands is very rocky


Rhaegar has FIVE of the SEVEN kingdoms against him because of this retarded marriage and we have precedence of this as well, when Prince Duncan the Small broke his marriage pact with Lyonel Baratheons daughter the Stormlands rose up in rebellion, So when the prince broke a marriage pact with the DAUGHTER of the lord of the stormlands it caused a rebellion.

Rhaegar opened up a can of worms and single handedly destroyed Targ power in Westeros

Also Glendon Ball rightful trueborn son of Fireball is a hero

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What if the series actually ended with The Night King winning because the living never managed to put aside their differences in the end?

Last shot is just a pan out of the iron throne covered in blood with several primary characters dead in the throne room or impaled upon the throne itself with snow starting to fall in from the destroyed roof.

>>86977692
because its not Gregor Cleganes head.

>>86977703
>littlefinger
>interesting

Oh my god Sansa is so fucking cringe

Why would Jon have to ask her permission to bend the knee

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>snow falling over king's landing

props to dabid, that was ultra comfy

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>cleganbowl happens
>sandor lights his sword on fire and put clegor's head in the blazes
Screencap this.

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So let's say they accomplish their goal and kill all humans, what happens next?

>>86977737

Naw I just turned 27.

>>86977705
It's called a widow's peak. It's a thing, anon.

>>86977705
>Never watched a dracula show
There's a name for it. Google it.

>>86977705
It's called a widows peak. You would have seen one if you werent a mongrel.

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>>86977595

All hail King Stannis

King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Just talked to my father, asked him what he thought about the episode.

>Least favorite scene
Theon getting kicked in the crotch. He would have preferred Theon to keep getting up over and over after getting beat up to show the Iron Born that he wasn't a coward. Runner up was the Sam scene because he despises Sam.

>Favorite scene
Littlefinger getting outplayed because it surprised him and because he said the actor nailed it with the breakdown. Runner up was Tyrion talking to Cersei.

Overall he liked the episode. Is my father a pleb?

>>86977710
>reduced to "first man" of Winterfell after marrying Sansa, lady of Winterfell
Kek

>>86977703
stannis was no better than the mad king.

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*weds arya*
*saves westeros*

>>86977681
its nothing compared to your dick getting chopped off

Implying R+L=J
Implying this fanfiction matters
Implying Jon isn't a Blackfyre and the true Aegon won't marry Dany

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>tfw the truest lovers Jamie and Cersi are broken up now and fighting eachother

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER

>>86977697
If HBO got the 10 seasons it originally wanted the show would still be kino.

>>86977768
World peace.

>>86977710
Leaks just say he become a dragonslayer
Jaime does his usual kingslaying

>>86977768
They kill all the animals

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>>86977656

only known photo of Bobby B's reaction to this episode that survived the nuclear explosion

>>86977785
No, he's based.

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>>86977741
>Rhaegar opened up a can of worms and single handedly destroyed Targ power in Westeros
This. The whole point of his character is that he may have been "kind" but in reality he abandoned his kids to autistically follow some recipe and 100% of the blame for the rebellion could be traced back to him.

>>86977821
More like Brienne-slaying aye

>>86977649
Why would she tell Jon that she's slept with other men dozens/hundreds of time while she was unmarried?

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>everyone psyched about JonxDany
>me sittin here waitin on a GendryxArya reunion
ya'll a buncha fags

>>86977741
bobby the cuckold
>>86977785
why does your father despise sam

>>86977814

Kys

>>86977704
all important people are convinced, the lowlifes will just have to follow their leaders as they aren't in any position to doubt them

>>86977649
she stopped having her period until sunset found her squatting.

>>86977747
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

This story would not be much worse if Jon Snow was just Jon Snow and not Aegon

>Catelyn and Petyr danced six dances that night, but when he tried to kiss her, she pushed him away and laughed at him.
based Cat

>>86977807
Maybe Cersei shouldn't have been such a cunt

>>86977741
This bothered me. How would Robert or anyone else know that Lyanna loved Rhaegar at all? She was for all intents and purposes taken with absolutely NO knowledge of what was happening. Not sure I understand the logic of the rebellion being based on a lie.

>>86977779


A widow's peak is v-formed, that's like a slice of hair as thin as a finger going straight down.

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>Cersei literally gives Euron the golden company
how stupid is she?

>>86977688
Sweetrobin appears to have outlived almost all major lords of Westeros save the Lannisters.

>>86977741

that's a blackfyre not rhaegar

At least the scenes with Theon were good

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>>86977853
>Wanting to see a sex scene with an underage girl

>>86977855
Because he doesn't understand why he went to the citadel only to leave it right away, he doesn't understand why he stole the sword that should belong to his siblings, and he doesn't like that he's become an exposition dump.

His favorite characters are Arya, Sansa, Tyrion and Jaime.

>>86977853
Where the fuck was Gendry?

>>86977853
>arya
>loving anyone

She's broken mate.

>>86977844
>screaming elia getting raped just offscreen by a guy rhaegar knighted

Did Littlefinger actually think his plan to have Sansa kill Arya would work? Did he really think he'd convinced Sansa that Arya wanted to be Lady of Winterfell and would kill to get it?

That's a fucking shit plan, I thought he was supposed to be clever

>>86977911
maisie is 20 or something

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At least we know that Jon will end up on the throne instead of YAASSS QUEEN

>>86977777

Are we just going to ignore the fact that
CLEGANEBOWL ANNOUNCED GET HYPED

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>>86977893
Not as stupid as Jaime who just abandoned her while the finger is on its way.

>>86977785
>not liking good television just because other people like it

>>86977893
She made her lover the fleet commander (and he sailed away with the boats) in the books, so pretty stupid.

>>86977924
He looks a lot like a young Robert. Imagine bringing him before Cersei.

>>86977741
was fireball the coolest chuuni?

>>86977939
Even so that body is probably just a fucking mess

>>86977911
>GendryxArya REUNION

>>86977710
>Gendry "Dragonslayer' Baratheon
Soon lads

>>86977642
Will the Dragons fuck too?

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>>86977777
LANCEL GET THE DIGIT STRETCHER

>>86977733
>>tfw if there's a scene next season where Jon and Dany go to battle with Dany on Drogon and Jon on Rhaegal
At this point I hope the "Jaime and Cersei are secret Targs" thing is true just so it ends up Cersei riding one of the dragons.

>only a true Targaryen can control a dragon
>the Night King can control a dragon

OH FUCK

>>86977733
>they both face the Night's king up in the air in the last battle

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>>86977799
>tfw we will never know who his mother is like we know jon snow's

>nothing happens this season of note

>littlefinger dies out of nowhere

>people praise the season cause OMG DANYxJON

fucking awful

>>86977893
on that note, how come they have the iron bank's money? Didn't they have to pay them back first? Didn't their payment get blown up by danny's attack?

>>86977789
wrong

>>86977769
you must be jealous then, having no hair left

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>>86977951

Pretty sure Cersei and Aurane Waters never fucked.

>>86977873
>Lysa rapes Petyr
based lys

So what do you think about the finale? Is it good?

>>86977974
they're both male so no

That last Jaime shot - was he outside of Winterfell?

>>86977947
Seemed to fizzle out more than anything. If something does happen, it'll be the Hound mercy killing him.

>>86977866
>everything that isn't jon and danerys having 20 babies under a rainbow is edgy

Ok.

>>86977756
Sansa's such a fucking faggot, I bet she would fuck and marry Jon if she thought it would make him listen to her.

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Can you kill an undead dragon with Dragonglass?

>>86977853
Gendry is gonna marry Sansa.
Arya will go back to being a nameless, faceless assassin.
It's all in the leaks.

>>86977768
they chill out

>>86977595

How can you be okay with fucking your own aunt? Not even step aunt, but your own real aunt?

>>86978055
No, Bran wargs Rhaegal and the two dragons kill each other

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>>86977807
Even though D&D ruined Jaime, it feels like they thematically got this one right. Jaime has always been for the greater good it seems as opposed to honor, it finally makes sense that abandoning people to death be what makes him hate Cercei.
Although, they should have done it with the Sept blowing up.

>>86978003
Nah the money all got back to KL.

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>the 'updated' leaks werent real about Jaime and he actually was sick of cersei's shit and fucked off to save mankind

/ourguy/ is back bros

>>86977914
with all the flaws in the show, that's his grudge
hmm

>>86978072
>chill out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

>>86977681
This. As if the whole fight wasn't retarded enough

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>all this hype about leaking Rhaeygar flashback
>it's played by some cuck who looks like this brother in a 3 second faggy wedding clip

>>86978025
>Opening her legs for all the Wettlebacks, some foreign wench, moonboy and who knows who else
>Keeping them closed against the ultimate chad
Nope. He blew a big load in her.

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>Jorah's jerking off in the corner and crying

>>86977768
>tfw the White Walkers just want to vacation in Dorne

>rhaegar looks like a viserys clone

Damn it all

>>86978001
>nothing noteworthy happens

take your (you) and know that you're fucking retarded

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Based Euron gonna desecrate this

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>>86978092
>back
>implying he wasn't always here

Why does literally no one care about Quentyn Martell?

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>>86978044
>That last Jaime shot - was he outside of Winterfell?

outside kingslanding

Predictions for season 7 anyone? Will the white walkers win? If not, who will sit on the Iron Throne at the end? What major characters will die, if not all of them?

>>86977874
This is real as fuck.

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Is he pure?

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JAIME IS OUR FUCKING GUUUUUUUUUUUY

>>86977697
No.
>>86977814
Definitely not

>>86978101
That's his grudge against Sam. He dislikes plenty about the show but overall still enjoys it, even though he agrees its gone way downhill.

Oh, and he thought it was incredibly stupid that Sam performed surgery and cured Grey Scale, forgot about that one.

i thought cersei was supposed to have a miscarriage, are they bumping it to next season?

>>86977937
"We thought it was clever though"
t. D&D

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>>86978092
they managed to scare me this episode

>>86977741
hell he even took his new wife to Dorne, he is by far the stupidest man in westeros history

>>86978132
You got it backwards, viserys was a rhaegar clone. He idolized his older brother

Wait. Theon didn't betray Ned, he betrayed Robb

Did Jon just hate Robb or something?

>>86978142
Because he's pork roast in the books.

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*takes Harrenhal off the table*

>>86978003
Literally the first sentence out of Randyll Tarly in that scene is "All the gold is safely through the gates at kings landing"

they just gave it away.. 2 more fucking seasons and resolved the plot already..

So was Elia aware she had been disowned and her children were now bastards, or what? Was she a hostage at the Red Keep while Lyanna and Rhaegar were giggling and kissing?

>>86978183
>>86978169
How did he manage to age so well?

>>86978034
Just like the rest of the season. Stupid and forced, and lacked anything big happening.

S6 finale was great and saved the dumb season because shit finally changed and we got something unexpected, plus a completely different soundtrack
In S7 finale there wasn't a single fucking surprise, the stuff that was hinted to happen, finally happened but it didn't even last enough to see any of the consequences.

Ruining LF completely was disgusting too.

Highlight of the episode:

Jorah trying to make Dany and Jon travel north separately. That look of defeat when his plan to cockblock them failed.

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>>86977926
She loves Jon. Like a lot. Much more than she ever loved Salsa.

>>86978142
cause he's literally a waste of space

>>86977814

They'd just waste it all on something stupid like Arya getting beaten up and washing bodies.

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>>86977777
Wasted pents on manlet hairstyles. Why couldn't you have said "Stannis comes back in season 8" you fucking fag.

>>86978142
Because all he does is get roasted by worst dragon

>>86978142
Who?

>>86977595
who's coming for the mountain? what does the hound know?

>>86978198
betrayed his memory, jon said

>>86978198
Robb was as much an asshole to Jon as Cate was so probably, yeah

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THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREEGNAAANT

>>86977989
why are you suprised? Everybody knows that the NK is just John from the Future

>>86978198
Its especially hilarious because Ned was a Stannis supporter.

They all betrayed Ned.

>>86977893

u see the way he looked at yass queen when she got off the dragon?

hes def gonna go for her now

>>86977741
>trueborn

No, his mother was a whore. He is a bastard.

One tough bastard though.

>>86978111
Yeah, it looked way, way too much like Viserys

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>>86977844

It really bothers me because now showfags have the opinion of "wow Rhaegar was just a nice guy" because the showrunners are completely ignoring the culture and environment of Westeros

>>86977904

I know, the last line only is referring to my image

>>86977956

What does that mean?


>>86978184

This, at least he was smart enough to not post the Martell kingsguard there

>>86977989
So the Night King is the Mad King.

>>86978206
nice

>>86977989
>dragon
it's a frost wyvern

>>86977703
The interesting characters are either dead or ruined by shit writing, like davos, bron, the hound, the wildling guy, tyrion and so on
The show has been shit for a long time but only now I'm starting to get bored of it t b h

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>"his bastard name is sand"
>"he's not a bastard"

>>86978222
Yes. Now you know who the real villains of the story were.

>>86978261
Fuck off redditbobbyposters

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WINTER IS HERE
WINTER IS HERE
WINTER IS HERE

I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WINTER IS HERE

>>86977692
WHO IS COMING FOR HIM?

>>86978281
My dad literally asked if that was Dany's brother. I think they fucked up with that wig.

>>86978222
Elia was a hostage, having been called to King's Landing from Dragonstone along with her children. That was so Aerys could force the Dornish to fight for him, even though they were pissed Elia had been cucked.

I doubt she knew, although she does seem to have known about the prophesy. I can't imagine Elia would have let Rhaegar do every dumb thing he did.

Guys are Tormund and Beric dead?

Friendly reminder that the real Arya died and the Arya we see now is actually The Waif wearing Arya's face

>>86977989
He's controlled a resurrected zombie.

>Jon is a targaryen
>Targayens are immune to burning
>Jon literally burns his hand on a fucking torch

How? Or does that only apply to the full blown incest creates Targayens? Also this is proof that he won't get a dragon.

>>86978058
Sauce

>>86978132
Viserys was better looking than the guy in the scene playing Rhaegar.

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>>86978272

Scenes women will never understand

>>86978317

>My bad asked if that was Danys brother

it is?

>>86978323
don't think so

>>86978255
>Robb was as much an asshole to Jon as Cate was so probably, yeah
No he wasn't

>>86978265
>that moment in season 1 when ned rejects renly when he starts saying he should be king
Man, that's probably the best they treated Stannis; having him be someone Ned respected.

>>86978323
might as well be dead with all those walkers down them

>>86978318
I thought Rhaegar told her about the prophecy.

>>86978323
Of course not, no one dies offscreen in this show unless it's heavily implied

>>86978292
>the show has been shit for a long time

>but I still subscribe to HBO, watch the episodes as they come out, and discuss it online immediately after watching

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another 10/10 episode by D&D
feelsgoodman

>>86978346
You know which brother he meant.

>>86977747
That's what it would be if I was the writer

>>86978039
The Dragons in GoT are asexual so yes.

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>fire didnt spout out of its wound when breathing fire
Hm.

>>86978323
Ahahaha. Do you seriously think they would off-screen popular, named characters?

>>86978330
>Targayens are immune to burning
that's just Dany

>>86978330
targs aren't immune to burning, that's all D&D fanfiction

at the beginning of ACOK Dany didn't have any hair

>>86978283
It means he was like a highschool edgelord, like Darkstar. Fireball is such a hilariously cool name, though I think the Blackfyre faction was like that in general. Bittersteel with his dragonhorse

>>86978325
>Targayens are immune to burning

they aren't

>>86978330
Targaryens aren't immune to burning
>>86978323
Probably not although they are surrounded by 100k wights

>>86978346
which comic is this from?

>>86978317
The wig was the same and his cheekbones/smile were extremely similar as well. Weird choice.

>>86978375
Not that guy, but I get HBO for other stuff, and I only watched 3 eps of GoT this season. That's about what I watched last season. It wasn't very good.

>>86978394

>Stannis

>>86978222
It says he cucked her and their kids and married Lyanna on the same day so probably not. I mean, she sure as fuck didn't go along with it and wasn't informed.

>>86978325
Why would the Waif care about her list and the Freys? Did she take the role too serious and now thinks she is Arya now?

>>86978391
The Ice King sowed it back together

>>86978391
He's a white walker, not a wight, so the night king casted level 8 heal and fixed him up

If i was jorah i would unironically commit suicide. literally every time he comes back to her she has a different dick up her ass, hes like her property, like a horse she uses, she doesnt even lend him attention any more, she just wants him to be around because hes her property, she doesnt even care about him.

hes literally beyond cucked at this point. i dont even know if calling him a cuck is accurate at this point. hes worse than a cuck, its clear he will never even get to even kiss her on the cheek never in a million years, and hes still following her around like a lapdog. its so fucking humiliating, i dk how he can live with himself

Jon didn't bend a knee to YAASSS QUEEN until he was absolutely certain that she was going to put out. Smart man. Cucks take note.

Sansa Stark-Lannister-Bolton

Aegon "Jon" Sand-Snow-Stark-Targaryan

This is getting silly now

Why did the dragon have holes in its wings?

Seriously. My autism can't handle it.

>>86978387
they have masculine names dumb ass

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>the dragon has three heads
so the night king is the third head or what? i thought the three heads = the three riders of dany's dragons.

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What's his endgame?

>>86978402
Not even. GRRM said it was a deus ex machina for that specific scene. If she was gonna burn again she'd die. At least in the books :^)

>>86978255
No he wasn't and Jon loved Robb.

>>86978451
Who will take care of the baby when the parents are dead?

>>86978458
To show it's a zombie, flying zombies have half-rotten wings with holes in them

it is known

>>86977595
didnt Rhaegar already have a son called Aegon Targaryen? why have another one and give him the same name?

>>86977655
The Ice zombie king can see the future and knew Kelly C would be bringing a dragon. He knew if he just waited there for 5 seasons that he would be able to kill it and then get an ice zombie dragon to burn down the wall

friendly reminder that Jon and Dany are both undead

>>86977754
He was in the books.

>>86978394
>blackfish

>>86978451
you dont know real eternal love
he should just kill her

>>86978428
>I only watched 3 episodes

>but I feel qualified to judge the season

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>>86978424

The mystery knight graphic novel which released earlier this month

Its the last dunk and egg novel with the other 2 already having comics

You can find it on Getcomics . info if you want a free download

RISE UP FOR THE TRUE DRAGON

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>>86978307
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

>>86978367
There's a flashback in the books where Elia asks Rhaegar if he will write a song for their son, and Rhaegar says he will be the prince who was promised. So she probably knew about it, but I doubt she knew his entire plan. I'd imagine Elia would have tweaked it so they didn't all get murdered

>>86978431
It was pretty clear that he got killed by her. There is no point to make the death explicit. Besides, no one gave a shit about him after he roasted his daughter, outside of /tv/.

>>86978481
Shhhhh

Just pretend that Aegon is like Cersei's fourth child and forget about it.

>>86978461
Stannis is the third head. They're just saving that reveal for later.

>>86978352
What Ned really cared about was the line of succession, the proper progression, the lawful ascension. Not about thinking that Stannis was the better choice

>>86978481
>D&D don't care
>Rhaegar wasn't sure which one was the actual Prince but he wanted whoever it was to be named after the original Aegon

>>86978464
To be forgotten so HBO doesn't have to waste screen time on him.

>>86978222
During peak bobbyposting you fags were memeing about rhaegar beng a cuck because elia fucked the mountain. Now suddenly you care about her wellbeing
Fucking phonies

Can someone please post the season 8 leaks

>>86978044
I'm pretty sure he was outside Kings landing, to symbolize winter had come to the south finally.

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REMOVE TARGFUCKS

>>86977741
Honestly, there would've been a conspiracy against Targs had Rheagar been autistic or not. The Northerners and Stormlands were befriending each other and being strung together by Arryn in a marriage alliance. He was also bringing the Riverlands into the fold. That was already four of the eight dependencies ready to strike at the Targs.

Really, do you think Brandon would've been so cocky and challenged Rhaegar to a duel had he not known that his families and their allies were planning to depose the Targs?

The kidnapping of Lyanna was the excuse, but the Riverlands, Vale, North and Stormlands had it in mind to cleave the head off of every fucking Targ well before.

>>86978478
But it fell in ice cold water so it'd be well preserved and they are immune to normal sorts of damage.

>>86978481
furthermore Oberyn yelled out Aegon when he was shouting who gave the orderrrrr anyone remember?

are D6D bigger hacks than peter jackson?

>>86978466
I mean, she's immune to fire in the show. We know this. Regardless of GRRMs intent in the books, the show has changed it.

Jon why did you go to Dragonstone?
Aegon to bang my aunt!

>>86978502
I miss him.

Time for a season 1 rewatch

>>86978464
He's climbing the ladder, just like Littlefinger

He's just higher up

>>86978498
Yes. I watched the season opener, the fourth episode, and this one.

What did I miss? I could follow everything just fine and apparently I caught the best episodes of the season.

Also had I done what you suggested, you would just greentext some shit about me hating it yet watching the whole thing. So why don't you make like season 5's writing, and take a dive off a cliff?

>>86978509

>no point

>Stannis not relevant

bullshit

>>86977768
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>rewind
>Bran Stark vision eyes
>Biggie starts playing
>It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine.

>>86978501
oh nice they finally finished the Dunk and Egg comic. I was wondering if they were ever gonna finish that. if they do any kind of prequel series I hope they do Dunk and Egg.

>>86978557
But flying zombies have holes in their wings

it is known anon

>>86978542
I'm not a Bobbyfag I don't really give a shit about him I just feel bad for Elia and her kids and am sick of tumblrina's romanticizing Rhaegar and Lyanna's relationshit

>>86978565
You should write 300 of these and make a got joke book

>>86978330
Some are immune to fire, some aren't, just like some can ride dragons and some can't.

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>everyone with a brain figured out Joffery wasn't Robert's son because he had blonde hair
>everyone is just suppose to believe Jon is Rhegar's son when all Targaryen's are white of hair

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>for dragon screams, mating tortoises, dolphins, lion, seal and bird have been used

So nice to send of Cersei to send her best man to the north.

>>86978299
bastard last names come from the area you were born in. bran thought he was a bastard born in dorne, so his last name should have been stan. he didnt bother looking at rhaegar getting remarried yet

>>86978402
>>86978403
>>86978416
Why does she have that power? What makes her special?

And yeah I know her hair burns.. But her flesh doesn't...

>>86978542
>everyone in /got/ is one person
okay then

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my nigga jon gettin in

>>86978464
He's going to die in westeros, if the red woman is to be believed. I think he speaks the truth, his loyalty is to the people.

>>86977613
Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

>>86978607
Zombie dragons are poison based though. This is also known.

If you fight a zombie dragon you bring poison resist, not ice resist.

>>86978459
The fuck does that have to do with the fact that their entire species is asexual so either one or even both of the remaining dragons can lay eggs/fertilize them?

>>86978451
>she just wants him to be around because hes her property

Its funny, i thought the same thing when she did the whole "go find a cure and come back" thing. shes such a cunt that she doesnt even want him to die on any terms other than hers, and when he came back she continued on completely ignoring him. hes literally her plaything

>>86978620
I'm ashamed that I can hear the sound in my head without looking it up. Damn you nature documentaries. Why do you have to be so entertaining.

>>86978644
the whole thing was like a blood magic ceremony or something

Do you think Bran goes back in time to see people having sex?

>>86978464
Saying nothing for the entire episode, apparently

>>86978619
GOOODS THE SEED WAS STRONG THEN

so Thormund and based Belric Dondarrion are still alive right?
wheres my lad Renly at too?

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>>86978290
this. there are no "dragons" in game of thrones

>>86978589
eh. The weak point of the season was the short length and the rushed pace of the writing. by only watching a few episodes, although you did watch the best ones, you exacerbated the problems. I'd highly recommend at least watching episode 6 if not the whole season.

>>86978649
Lucky fat bitch.

>>86978644
apparently it was just some ward or something casted on her by that witch, it was just a one time thing.

>>86978591
He was a waste of time in the show for a while now. After the bullshit with 10 good men, he lost all credibility too.

>>86978633
>Stan

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Azor Aemon!

>>86978679
holy shit imagine the viewing experience

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fook this, I am leaving.

>>86978649
I'm disappointed Dany is a starfish.

>>86978553

Only issue with that theory is

What was the end game? I think they planned on deposing Aeryes but I don't think replacing Rhaegar was ever on the table, Rhaegar forced himself to be taken out though

>>86978686
I'm not fucking touching this season again. The weak point of the season was the writing.

>>86978685
If there's no 4-leggers then that means they don't distinguish between dragons and wyverns

Without two separate species, of course there are dragons in westeros

>>86977649
Dany gets pregnant and miscarries Jons baby calling it now.

>>86978619
>dark hair isn't a dominant trait

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Anyone else dissapointed due to the lack of deaths of primary and likeable characters this year? I liked the earlier seasons because no one was ever safe, and now it feels like all the main characters survive unfathomable odds like LOTR or something, and it just doesn't feel like GoT. I want this show to break my heart again ffs. I thought at least one more of the Starks should have been offed this year, or Dany or one of the Lannisters. I was actually hoping Cercei would have killed Tyrion this episode despite liking him a lot, those sort of shock deaths is what makes GoT GoT.

>>86978649
Do you think she pretended to orgasm from Jon's micropenis?

>>86978464

He is going to hear the night king speak then kill himself once he realizes it was his cock that caused all this

>It really is all cocks in the end

>>86978644
Magic that is so far unexplained, some theorize related to something Mirri did in her last moments.

>>86978619
>>everyone is just suppose to believe Jon is Rhegar's son when all Targaryen's are white of hair
Targ genes are recessive, hence the need for incest.

>>86978661
just because they're asexual doesn't mean two males can mate with each other fag

>>86978619
>Everyone in Robert's line has black hair
>Stark son has black/brown hair
Makes sense.

Cat disliked Jon because he looked so much like Ned, while all her other children looked like Tullys. So basically he took his mother's looks.

>>86978649
Will he pull out?

>>86978685
"Dragon" is a catch all term that includes creatures with no wings m8.

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>>86978619
WEAK SEED

>Jon, did you just fuck your aunt?
>Indubitably

>No Dany tits
>Only Jon ass

God damn it

What's the future for Sansa and Arya's character? What will they do now?

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>>86977595
HOW

>>86978683
Hiding and biding their time with Stannis and his army

>dude we need someone to kill in the last episode
>uh iono just fucking kill littlefinger, he's meaningless now

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I'm glad they made nice. With everyone finally converging into the main plot finally. I almost thought they would not run into each other by the end of this season. Bummed be did not get to see Arya again before it ended.

Viseryon is fast!

>>86978767
his mom you tard

>>86978058
What leaks

>>86978765
i clearly saw a nipple though. i dk if it was cgi

>>86978619
holy hell newfags are dumb

I was hoping it was Jorah outside of the door instead of Tyrion

>>86978727
>>86978750
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

>>86978786
That opening shot of him looked fucking wonky. They cut Ghost for that?

so was all this Jon's fault (his retarded idea)? Would the whitewalkers never have a chance passing the wall without the dragon?

>>86978767
inbreeding

the fact that jon looks like 100% like a stark goes to show how weak targaryen genes are

>>86978786
duh he's blue, just like sonic

>>86978765

It is a nice ass though

>>86978767
>HOW
Because he's not an incest baby. Bobby b was part targ and looked normal too.

>>86978802
I didn't get why Tyrion was so somber at the prospect of Jon and dany getting it on

>>86978784
>Tormond off defending the wall against dragons
>Meanwhile his new best bud, The Hound, cucks his girl
Brutal.

I can say without a doubt, out of this shit season, this was easily the worst episode

>>86977785
>Just talked to my father, asked him what he thought about the episode.
>Runner up was the Sam scene because he despises Sam.


How are those burns healing, Dickon?

>>86978810
I just realized this... where the fuck are the wolves?

>tpb still down

>>86978741
targ genes arent recessive, just the hair and the eyes
but then again, medieval people think that's all there is to your genes

>>86978812
good q

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I thought we'd established that lacking balls didn't mean getting hit between the legs is painless

That theon fight was shit

>>86978784
Me too, man. I hope everyone gets together with their soulmate and go on to marry and live happy lives with their families after the white walkers are defeated.

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>>86977595
>Turns down prime glamoured melisandre who can make killer semen demons
>fucks his aunt

>>86977768
>roll credits
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>86978695

It was TWENTY good men. It takes Bronn TEN good men to impregnate a fortress. TWENTY for Ramsay to take down Stannis. A cold, hungry, disillusiomed Stannis army with dwindling numbers is TWICE as powerful as a fucking fortress.

Just imagine what Stannis could do with THIRTY good men

>>86978858
1. No it isn't

2. Damn granddad, why you still using tpb

>>86978619
the seed was strong in the baratheons
not the case in the targarians who cuck their hair genes to the starks duh

>>86977764
Agreed

every hot GoT watcher online right now is DYING over kit harington's perfectly shaped ass

make sure you do your RDLs lads. develop that posterior chain for maximum pants filling and thrusting power

>>86977908
yeah, great fight choreography

>>86978858
gostream.is

already up

>>86978608
It was necessary to combine wolf's blood and dragon's blood to create TPTWP. Rhaegar didn't know about the ice and fire part until after he was married to elia.
If you really feel bad about her death blame bobby and tywin. Robert hated every targ and tywin did his bidding to prove his house's loyalty.

>>86978753
>cuck boy makes up a lie that rhaegar raped lyanna
>starts a war killing thousands
>she never loved him

hahahahhahahaha how sad

>>86978883
10 good men to breach Casterley Rock too

>>86977855
bobby the cucky

you're a retard for missing this.

>>86978846
Pretty good, lol. He likes Dany and I was more bothered by Dickon dying than he was.

>>86978856
All of them are dead, Nymeria was given a sendoff, Ghost was mentioned. We will never see them again.

>>86978866
Theon doesn't have a dick or balls. Do you know whats on the tip of your dick? Do you know what your balls are attached to? He doesn't have any of that.

Women still have sensors around their vaginas too, not that you would know.

>>86978839
Maybe because he knows it means they are going to stick together because they are in love and will unite against Cersei and possibly Jaime. It's essentially a guarantee of war with KL.

>>86978619
>when all Targaryen's are white of hair

there are many Targaryen children who didn't have white hair.

Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen had dark hair
Daeron Targaryen had sandy blonde hair
Bloodraven had white hair
Aegor Rivers had black hair
Rhaenys Targaryen (Rhaegar's daughter) had dark hair

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Why didn't they give the Night's watch dragonglass arrows to shoot the night king? All they needed were 20 good men and Dragonglass weapons..

>>86978608
apparently tumblr doesn't like rhaegar too much either; at least they defend elia. Its reddit that never talks about elia and does the whole elia would have been cool with it stuff

>>86978839
You remember his conversation with Dany about succession? He's scared that she'll get pregnant and have her Targaryen children rule, because that is not breaking the wheel.

>>86977642
>Jon is a the son of Rhaegar Targaryean
>Rhaegal has no rider

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>>86977748
Who's head is it?

>>86977764
Should have been the ending of the episode

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>>86978767

100 percent of Targs didn't have white hair though ...


Baelor Breakspear has a more Dornish look

Notice the brown eyes and black eyebrows instead of the purple hue of high valyrian look

>>86978863
>targ genes arent recessive, just the hair and the eyes
People were talking about appearance here, specifically hair. So regarding physical appearance Targ genes seem to often be recessive, hence why Jon takes after his Stark side rather than his Targ side.

>>86977704
I think the iron bank are wasps. Jew's don't exist in westeros hopefully.

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Drogo and Dany sex scenes were a million times then this boatshit. What the fuck happened to the sex scenes in the current seasons? The old season sex scenes were way better and explict.

>>86978553
rhaegar was likely in on that conspiracy actually; the tourney at harrenhal was part of it