/got/ general

Did they actually show Tyene die?

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>>85682155
Where the fuck is the official "rate the episode" strawpoll?

>>85682194
not on camera but she's dead just like Stannis

Why don't we just combine the rick and morty threads and Game of Thrones thread? Lot's of queens are slaying and everyone can teleport.

Can barely tell the difference at this point desu.

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so leaks confirmed real huh

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Press F to Fap.

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>That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen, and discuss how best to maximise your joint slay

Did George actually finished Winds of Winter?

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>>85682243
F

>guy I know says lsh is stupid
>he loves beric
>loves the fact jon came back to life

what a faggot

>>85682234
I'm not honestly sure which is the worse show.

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Rip Jaime redemption arc

>>85682243

>>85681083

>>85682264
>>85682243

Why are pngs so fucked up? Is this a recent thing?

Is it more romantic if the Jonaerys couple fuck on top of Drogon mid-flight, instead of on a boat cruise?

[ } Y
[ ] Yes and Drogon should ejaculate when Jonaerys cums

>>85682234
>rick and morty

Why isn't that shit on /co/?

Where's my download link

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DANY IS TSUNDERE

JONERYS IS HERE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone else just thank based God that even though we still have to put up with Dany's bullshit, at least it's not in Essos anymore?

>>85682155
Are people actually mad that Kelly C is getting stomped? Did the plebs actually want 3 more seasons of Dany burning down every villain "I AM MOTHER OF DRAGONS"?

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>i'll pay you tomorrow
>tfw jaime marches an army to highgarden, sacks it and returns to kingslanding in a day

>>85682307
it is

>>85682305
Only if Drogon cums fire.

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Who is this? Besides the person Arya will clearly disguise herself as when she tries to kill Cercei.

Where was the Tyrell army?

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>>85682243

>>85682285

Fuck redemption, he's a way better villain

>>85682314
>I'll give you dragonglass, b-baka
What did D&D mean by this?

>>85682314
"I..I don't really like you or anything Jon, you can have my dragonglass though.."

So the spoilers are 100% fake, huh? they didn't predict Ollys death lmao.

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Just use the dragons once or twice then you win. That's what Aegon did. He fucked up the first few armies that tried to fight him then almost everyone else surrendered. Harrenhall didn't so he cooked it. But aside from that he mostly cooked armies, not cities. You can win without burning too many civilians. Dany can even control the dragons now, as they fought against her enemies last season without killing innocents.

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boring general

How likely is it that this season from the first to the finale is encapsulated by this:

Dany going from super powered god mode with 4 armies, to having to fight with the current 1.5 armies and 3 dragons but have all but one dragon before she flies North to the wall?

>>85682352
Idk but she's cute.

>Euron is the least shitty part of this season
wew lad, who the fuck saw that coming

So bran warged Tommen's dick while he was inside Margaery's bum?

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>>85682390
>To me, Ghost!

>>85682355
Better question is how the fuck did the Tyrells die so fast? Lore-wise, they had one of the strongest armies.

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If Euron/Cersei knew the Unsullied were going to launch an amphibious assault on Castlery Rock, why didn't Euron's fleet sink the Unsullied troop transports at sea BEFORE they unloaded their troops?

>>85682345
Fortnight. 14 days.

>>85682414
Speaking of where's Ghost at?

>>85682404
Bran was warging into Ser Pounce and just watching

>>85682352
Some romulan

>>85682352
some tryhard servant.just look at the cut of her hair.

>>85682463
What a waste

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Today i went to a bar screening the episode (I was bracing for the sjw shitfest of that webm) but instead I got overall cheering and good laughs at jon/danny awkwardness.

also >total side annihilation at Euron asking Jaime for sister fucking intercourse, and dornish sluts getting BTFO

this was in northern Mexico btw, I had a pretty rad birthday.

>>85682285

He'll have a redemption, but it'll be season 8 episode 3 or some shit. way too late in the series than what it should have been and what they were going for originally a few seasons ago

>>85682423
They want to demoralize them with the trek across westeros, and also starve them, it's also funny.

>BEND THE KNEE REEEEEEEEEEEE lol okay you can have your dragonglass

>>85682352
Are ladies in Queen's landing copying the Queen's hair? Or is it just a coincidence?

>>85682415
blah blah blah, none of the bannermen wanted to fight Randal Tarley, blah blah blah oh fuck it's Tarley we surrender kill these loyalist retards

mods are going to sabbatical us again aren't they

>>85682423
To fake out the audience and make it seem like they had won.

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Probably the best episode of the season because of the scenes with Euron, Cersei and Jaime. The reddit humor from Tyrion was way over the top though.

>>85682352
Cute as FUCK.

>we'll need fresh sheets
>yes, your grace
>*licks and sniffs the dirty sheets while changing them*

>>85682490
This didn't happen.

The Hound is Azor Ahai.

Screen cap this, frame it, and tell all your friends.

vote famalams

https://strawpoll.com/hcfggbks

Why would the Unsullied be outnumbered in the siege? Why would they have less armor? Why would they use spears in close quarters combat?

>>85682314
ASOIAF anime when???

>>85682352

I have a feeling she was in Black Mirror

>>85682490
Happy birthday anon, glad you had fun

>>85682374
Spoiler, the Night's King gets one and Dany dies in the North

Only Dickraki and dragons left

Beats lannisters due to said dragons and insane horse dudes

Still going to get fucking Night Kinged when he rapes danyz dragon and

Dothrki gonna die one way or another

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>>85682423

because they waited for them to get to casterly rock before they teleported behind them

>>85682496
Jon's brooding made her knees weak.

>>85682423
Because the one thing Dany didn't want to do was have a bunch of foreign hoards running around. Now because their ships are destroyed on the other side of the continent, they have no choice bunch to walk across the whole country and be seen by natives. Even more people will rally behind Cersei.

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>I ask you not to blame a daughter for the sins of her father

Wow, that was a cool moment, I still enjoy how every Westerosi person lights up when Dany mentions that she knows her dad was a jobber, maybe this scene will turn out alrig...

>Robert was your father's best friend. I wonder if your father knew that his best friend sent assassins to kill a baby in her crib

...what an asshole

>>85682415
Not enough time to produce those things. There are way too many characters that need to get from point A to point B within the two seasons

>>85682495

That just means a legion of professional soldiers will rampage through the Westerlands sacking villages as their forage for food and supplies.

>>85682340
i would rather khaleesi realistically steamroll westeros so that the focus of the show can shift first to white walkers and then to her descent into madness so that the show can engage in some pottery and make actual social commentary instead of being a plebbit historical/tolkien re-enactment nerd fest where everyone online plays pretend general for whatever stannis or ramsay or euron comes along.

the fact that they're giving her losses means that the season finale is gonna be classic denouement of her at her lowest, cersei about to vanquish her, when white walker threat emerges, cersei loses focus and is destroyed and dany emerges victorious after a season of suddenly shifting entire focus really abruptly to this war that we've only kinda talked about happening but that there's been no real development for. also, it means that the rest of the show is going to be all uncomfy North bullshit to invert the high fantasy expectation of the big bad emerging from hellfire

and final complaint - the name of the show being game of thrones at this point is fucking stupid because there hasn't been any gamesmanship or political jockeying in ages. it's all just boring fucking battle scenes that aren't even good. varys and littlefinger are about to get majorly cucked by their respective rulers, and all the fun is going to be gone

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>>85682451
So if the hound is AA then who is Nissa Nissa? Sansa? Brienne? Gregor??

>>85682496
Not even dragons can withstand the power of a Jon Snow smolder

>>85682415
Tarly was their best commander and had the loyalty of most of their army. Remember their armies are made up of the men under command of their banner men.

>>85682490
Very sad how you decided to spend you day

Azor Jaime!

>>85682490
>for sister intercourse advice*
i'm a bit drunk.

>>85682520
Si que ocurrio mi negro, Euron's actor enjoys the show too much. he delivers the lines pretty swiftly

>>85682514
>comes home
>kisses you on the lips
>puts her big toe in your bum

So the sand snake and her mommy were on the ships for at least a few weeks, right? How many times do you think they were raped until they got to kings landing

>>85682446
Americans can't count that high.

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>>85682512
wrong pic lmao

>>85682547
And her pussy wet?

>>85682490
>not spending your birthday with your loved ones

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607/

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

>>85682496
She a qt tsundere.

How many people were shocked at the reveal that Olenna killed Joffrey?

was the sexual tension on purpose? because it's pretty fucking obvious how wet dany was @ jon's big northern frame

>>85682285
rip redemption? he just found out that his sister exiled his brother for no good reason. hes fucking pissed.

>>85682374
She's taking a page out of Goku's playbook by not going SSB so he won't tire himself out before the tournament is over.

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Who is going to by Nissa Nissa since they are too cowardly to make it Dan?

>>85682352
I'VE NEVER CLAIMED A WAIFU, BUT I'M CLAIMING THIS ONE

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>85682619
>was the sexual tension on purpose?
Nigga they gon' fuck, of course it's on purpose

>>85682243
bruh, the way she described her was so hot
>your cute young daughter
>..I bet she just recently turned 18, am I right?
>still has her baby fat, I bet she doesn't even need to shave yet.
*Cersei turns to sand snek*
>do you shave?
*sand snek shakes head, no*
>of course not, your still young, and tight, oh so tight.
>how many fingers can you get in? one, two?
*Cersei holds up pinky*
>maybe you just use your pinky?
*Cersei runs her finger over sand sneks lips*
>oh and those lips, those plump beautiful lips
>has a man ever ejeculated on you?
*sand snek looks down, almost as if embarrased by the question*
>dont worry
*Cersei glances at the Mountain*
>soon you will know what thats like

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>>85682352
this is her right?

>100k dothraki on tiny dragonstone
>no navy to supply them

So, what are they eating?

>>85682637
Cersei

>>85682455
the wall. CGI is expensive

>>85682415
running out of episodes

>>85682610
crop that fucking image

I don't get why everyone keeps talking about Cersei as if she's this total monster who's so much more evil than everybody else. What has she done that is so, so evil?

>>85682352
I swear to christ if Cersei isn't using her as a fuck puppet/plaything while Jamie isn't around D+D are truly irredeemable hacks

>>85682455
Sniffing Nymeria's crotch

>>85682608
>>85682570
thinking I went alone.

anyways casterly rock fucking sucked. reminded me of Don Hilario's mansion in breaking bad.

so were the spoilers right? still didn't read them.

So why is hbo trying to get people to root against the best acted team in the show?

>>85682554
>i would rather khaleesi realistically steamroll westeros so that the focus of the show can shift first to white walkers and then to her descent into madness so that the show can engage in some pottery and make actual social commentary instead of being a plebbit historical/tolkien re-enactment nerd fest where everyone online plays pretend general for whatever stannis or ramsay or euron comes along.
Fucking what? If they focused and when they focus on the White Walkers it will be the most boring high fantasy shit. The White Walkers are boring ass ice zombies. They were never what made Adoiaf or GoT great

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>>85682619
>It's not like...like I love you or anything~~~

olenna poisoning joffrey still makes no sense. After re-reading the sequence it makes much more sense if that were a lie from littlefinger and he just had some random cook/server do it. Why risk implicating the mother of the warden of the south? It makes -0- sense

>>85682238
Some events have been switched around and I don't think the leaks mentioned Bran returning to Winterfell, but we've had set photos of Isaac and Maisie filming together since before the leaks, so whatever.

>>85682352
Dunno. Cute though.

>>85682659
>crop that fucking image
how new

>>85682155
Why was Tycho doing a different voice than he used have? Was he sick?

>>85682664
Jonya remains canon

>>85682672
they're slightly out of order but they're all correct

>>85682524

Why doesn't it embed, faggot

>>85682601
But anon, I'm American, and I know what a fortnight is. Why did you take a random swing at Americans?

Besides, everyone shits on Americans for not adopting the metric system. Yet you guys still try to act more sophisticated for knowing shit like fortnight and stone. As if they aren't horribly outdated.

>>85682672
So far, yes. The spoilers only missed a minor thing or two.

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bran is really losing his chill
the warging is fucking him up

the autism is settling in fast
>wow you looked so beautiful in that wedding night when you were raped
>...desu i replayed ur rape a few times in my head lol jk not really..

>*queue sansa exiting really fast

>>85682557
The Hound isn't AA

>>85682678
MOTHER OF DRAGONS. KING IN NORF. TRUE HEROES REEEEEEEEEEE

>>85682655
maybe...but who the fuck is this?

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>we both have to die in this strange land
what did she unironically fucking mean by this lads

>>85682672
they are completely right

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Let me get this straight, it's been weeks or months since Jon retook Winterfell and is preparing to fight a protracted war against an undead army but he didn't bother to think about the food situation and it was up to Sansa to come up with a plan. What the fuck?

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>>85682648

>>85682714
When did he get so fucking ugly? He looks real bad in this gif

>>85682352
When Jaime defects and sistah is devastated and vulnerable in need of succor?

P I L L O W
F
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>>85682557
Sansa.

He'll meet up with her in the North. Sansa will most likely be injured, and he'll mercy kill her in an affectionate way.

>>85682706
no idea my man

Why doesn't Bran just warg into himself so he can walk again?

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Can someone explain to me what melisandre was talking about with varys? Is he also an old lady in disguise?

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>One day you woke up as Ser Davos
>You're standing their recollecting the fact you were once Hand of a King to Stannis Baratheon
>You're about to take on Tywin Lannister in a great political battle that you'll see in a western novel

>Suddenly you look to see you're now under Shonen Protagonist Snow and his anime brothers and sisters.
>He's about to bend the knee to Queen YAAS BITCH SLAY whom has only a few years of experience in both battles and politics
>And you're off to face against a Disney Villain

>>85682727
I dont know, but no-dick seemed to understand what she meant

>>85682726
that's cersei's hand maiden from season 2, she's the one who walks in when shae and sansa are trying to flip the mattress to hide her period blood

>>85682656
Sh-sheep

the sexual tension is so organic they don't even have to pretend

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>mfw this season has been fantastic so far and there's NOTHING autists can do about it

Yeah, the premiere was mediocre, but there hasn't been a single good premiere in the entire series besides the pilot. Episodes 2 and 3 have both been 10/10, deal

>>85682512
>>85682606

Man, it's so cool that you don't like anything

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>I am the mother of those fire breathing lizards flying above us. Did you see them? They're the last of their kind, brought back to life from stone eggs I personally hatched by attempting to burn myself alive with them and walking away unmarred. Why did I do that? Oh a sheep witch cursed me and my dying husband as a final act of vengeance for her people with dark arts so terrifying it made battle hardened warriors flee. They say I can never bear a child of mine own, a fact reinforced by actual sorcerers I saw in my wide journeys.
>Walking dead people? Ur crazy lmao! Men r so dumb haha

What did she mean by this?

>>85682727
they're both from essos i.e. strangers, she can see the future because god. spiders' reaction was a little melodramatic but jfc how stupid are you

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>>85682714
His face elongates and gets older each season

>>85682727
Melly is going to be Jon's Nissa Nissa

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>>85682155
>All men must die
>But I am no man!
Fucking really?

>>85682721
proof?

>>85682626
It's not like his sister knew Olenna did it. More likely it will strengthen his resolve against House Lannister's enemies.

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>>85682155
I need info on Highgarden army. I outright refuse to believe they wouldn't have a sizable force that could withstand a fucking siege in the giant fucking place they live in.

is best girl going to die without showing best tits??

>>85682683
you're misunderstanding pacing i'd like to see
>rest of this season: destroy cersei, have big loss to ww
>next season, half 1: shore up and defeat ww
>second half: fallout of victory, hollowness, gradual tension in the seven kingdoms, dany going crazy
>ending of show is pottery + return to parts of show that are good (i.e. not the high fantasy ww shit that's going to suck)

i'm saying that setting it up this way means we'll almost definitely see Dany lose to cersei and/or ww at end of this season then a quick dispatch of cersei next season and then a drawn out final campaign against ww before happily ever after last 20 minutes of the show where we go through the 50 remaining characters and see how great their lives are under the rule of a clearly unhinged and inappropriate queen

>>85682757
What if he wargs into himself and then he wargs into himself while warging into himself? Does he become a god or something?

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>That Sam scene

>>85682553
it makes the citizenry hate the invaders.

>>85682685
he was am irradic, impulsive sadistic little shit who would have abused Margery sooner or later

the next in line to the throne was far more manageable and a safer bet to control all around

>>85682610
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607/
Oh look, the contrarian vote is starting to kick in

I cant watch due to dutch bullshit. Can someone help me out?

>>85682773
Episode 2 wasn't 10/10.

It was a 6.5/10, Euron saved the whole episode, without him it would have been a 4/10.

Episode 3 was a 7/10.

>>85682748
Who's the woman Cersei canonically bones in the books? Name escapes me rn

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>I HAFF TAH GO TAH DRAGONSTOON. WE NEED THA DRAGON GLASS. NUTHIN' ELSE MATTAS
>Bend the knee, Jon Snow. You said it yourself it doesn't matter, so just bend the knee and we can be past this silliness
>YA DUNN UNDASTAND IF AH BEND THA KNEE WE'LL ALL BE SKELLYTONS
>Jon, why are you being this way? You came here for dragon glass. I will give you dragon glass if you accept I'm the queen.
>YOUR DAH BURNNED MAH GRANDPA. I'M NOT A STARK SO I DUNN HAV TAH BEND THA KNEE.
>Jon, tell her about how you died and came back, or the battle of-
>DUN MENSION IT, ONION MAN. PLAY IT CLOOS TI THA CHEZ. CAN'T BE REVEALING ALL OUR CARDS.

Why didn't Jon tell sansa Bran was alive? He knew...

>>85682554
>so that the show can engage in some pottery and make actual social commentary
Jesus christ dude, and you have to gall to call us nerds.

Anyone got the text spoilers?

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casterly rock looks dope my niggas

>>85682726
>>85682352
found her

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2407387/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t35

and yes, it's the same girl from season 2

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Okay, explain it to me.

- How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?

- How the FUCK did Tyrion manage to build an underground tunnel system? He couldn't even keep his first wife without his men around him ratting him out, then having her raped for a few silver coin (+ dragon, since Lannisters are worth more) in front of him

- So Dany has seen abortion magic, womb destroying magic, magic to put men into coma, magic to hatch dragon, fire resistance magic, magic to be multiple people at once, magic to hatch dragons, dragons themselves. Not only that, men readily believe revival, seeing into the future, and Children of the Forest. But for some reason, no-one believes zombies. Why?

- I thought Casterly Rock was on top of a mountain, where it's nigh unscaleable, but less so than the Eyrie? Why is it on top of a fucking hill? Why didn't any of the guards push the ladder down? They just threw rocks over the ramparts.

I'm rooting for the Night King because there's no way Cersei gets to win

>yfw rickon and dickon become gay emperors of essos

>>85682656
The plot

>>85682804

The Tarly's and other lords defecting meant most of the Highgarden forces just stood down and didn't even mobilize to face the Lannisters

>>85682714
Kit's acting seemed especially wooden in this scene

>>85682606
>>85682512
these are good, do you have s7ep1?

>>85682757
Why doesn't Bran just warg into himself and rape Meera and then warg into his sperm and then become his own son?

>>85682773
this, Game of Thrones is made for the FANS and the CRITICS can't handle a raunchy lil' summer romp

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>>85682838
>Episode 3 was a 7/10.

>>85682746
Modern day Isaac.

>>85682734
of course a MAN would overlook important details to focus on toxic masculinity shit like wars come ON anon its 2017

>>85682734
I kinda think in his heart Jon doesn't think they are going to win, he's just going through the motions because it is expected of him

>>85682352
you just KNOW JL is fucking her brains out too!
YOU JUST KNOW!!!

>>85682844
Forgot as well but Summer Islander. Dusky tones, yeah Gurm loves that description of his fave strippers

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So /got/ which character does this image apply too?

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Jesus christ

This fucking glorious bastard is literally saving this shit show on his own.

>>85682877
>- How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?
I like to think that like everyone else who watches the show, he totally fucking forgot about Rickon

>>85682615
That shit was already revealed lol. It would've been great as a reveal there, but then I suppose the earlier reveal showed her motivation for it better.

How are all these armies moving around like this without zero fucking intelligence and scouting from the opposing sides?

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>>85682686
its says "Bran arrives at winterfell" in episode 3:

>>85682553
A Legion of desert folks with no leadership have to make it back to a queen

They have no idea where to go, and no peasants will like them

>>85682828
Are you honestly too stupid to understand the post I made or what?

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>I loved Drogo. Our child would be the stallion that mounts the world. I named my largest Dragon after him.
>I WAS RAPED

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Someone really needs to update this shit up

what are you guys waiting for?

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>>85682610
Solid 8. Best episode of the season so far.
The good:
Littlefinger getting in Sansa's head.
Jon not being a beta bitch.
Dany getting rejected.
Dany losing.
Tyrion making bad decisions.
Sand Snakes come to a poetic end.
Jaime being devoted to Cercei.(Get out redemption arc fags)

The bad:
Bran acting weird for the sake of being mystical. Stop doing that, asshole. Three eyed raven or not, you're being a creep for no reason. not even the previous TER was being this creepy.
Someone threw a spear so hard, it lifted a man off the ground and pinned him to a door. That was some retarded loony toons shit.

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>>85682855

A castle for roaches

>>85682896
Yes, your very funny frog le meme is a great argument, hang yourself you absolute waste of human space.

>>85682809
yeah that's a better plot though that's a low bar. But that's not what we're gonna get and that's not what plebs want. They want a Tolkien high fantasy ending that's happily ever after and that's what we'll get

>>85682619
>jon's big northern frame
what did anon mean by this?

>>85682774
Nah, I actually like the show. I've just watched too much Preston to enjoy it without nitpicking.

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>>85682903
>mfw Jaime puts his golden hand up her snatch

>>85682498
Yep, in earlier seasons they copied Cersei's, later Margery's but thats not an option anymore
I heard short hair trend became a big thing after ladies imprisoned during french revolution had their hair cut so I guess I'd make sense

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>>85682877
>I keep asking Dabid for answers, but all he shows me is crayola

isnt varys supposed to be a super spymaster, how does dany get outsmarted and outplayed every second? isnt she supposed to be a capable and shrewed commander from her experiences in essos?

>>85682672
The things they have wrong are so minor compared to all they got right, they should be considered as entirely confirmed

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>>85682528
Fucking never ever and I'm mad.

>>85682926
She WAS raped. IT's just really odd that she was in love with the guy who did it afterward

>(((Iron Bank of Braavos)))

>>85682926

Before this wasn't she basically her brother's whore?

>>85682760
>leave one king because he goes fucking crazy and lights his daughter aflame
>go to another who insists he's seen ice monsters
truly, Davos's life is a Song of Ice and Fire

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>this is the combined might of the Lannisters and Tyrells

What is this, like 10,000 men at best?

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>>85682908

Jamie is still good imo. I wish he would go adventuring with bronn again

>>85682877
>How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?
He doesn't know for sure Bran was dead. Also didn't Theon fess up and say Bran lived at some point?

>How the FUCK did Tyrion manage to build an underground tunnel system?
They literally explained it in the episode

>But for some reason, no-one believes zombies. Why?
Agreed, this was retarded

>Why didn't any of the guards push the ladder down? They just threw rocks over the ramparts.
Because it was a fantasy and didn't actually happen even in the series

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>>85682855
I wanted it to look as ridiculous as this.

>>85682550
SJW logic

>>85682915
Huh? The show already did the reveal? I thought the show was still being vague about it.

>>85682777
She meant that's the female Lincoln and niggers love Lincoln.

>Why should I follow you? who tf are you?

she looked so caught off guard by that. no one's ever stood up to her like that since the spice king

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>>85682908
Finga up the bum

>>85682877
he knew bran escaped with meera from winterfell

tyrion has a long history of being good at civil servitude. he didn't physically build them, he just paid off the workers to build it

she doesn't say she doesn't believe jon, tyrion explpains exactly why she ifgnores jon

who cares faggot the show sucks

>>85682980
not a siege machine in site

bravo D&D

>>85682977
No he never fucked her.

Unironically wanting Cersei to win and Jaime to kill the dwarf.

>>85682877
>- How the FUCK did Tyrion manage to build an underground tunnel system? He couldn't even keep his first wife without his men around him ratting him out, then having her raped for a few silver coin (+ dragon, since Lannisters are worth more) in front of him

He was in charge of the sewers in the books, in the show they just said he "made them"

>>85682980
Ramsay would have taken them out by himself

>>85682855

>Castlery Rock was built to protect Lannisport
>Lannisport isn't even in visual range of Castlery Rock

What the fuck?

>>85682968
D&D doesn't fucking remember that Varys and Tyrion are smart. They're fucking background characters now that will never matter again

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>>85682970
>blond rickon
>blue-eyed arya
>dark-haired bran

>>85682734
Also obsidian now kills the dead although it was shown not to work because just killing the commanders wasn't enough motive to mine it in quantities...

>>85682932
>Someone threw a spear so hard, it lifted a man off the ground and pinned him to a door. That was some retarded loony toons shit.
My fucking sides, this.
>muh gr3ywurm

>>85682994
It made her wet.

>>85682606
i like these

>>85682906
euron, I thought people were over this '00 edgy bullshit dialogue

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>>85682855
Kind of underwhelming, but it's unfair to compare it to fanart like this which is what I used in my headcanon

>>85683009

But he pimped her out to anyone who was likely to help him?

How did nobody notice the trap door leading to the sewers
It was in a main guard tower. How did nobody think "hey, I wonder where this door goes"

>>85682773
It only seems fantastic to you because the past 3 seasons have been utter shlock, so when it finally gets back to being "okay" it feels better than it actually is.

>>85682968
Yeah I don't get how this shit is happening. It only made sense when Robb or Jaime got outsmarted because they are not capable commanders with years of experience

>>85682883
Kek

>>85682980

>literally 100 calvary
>no siege engines
>no pikemen

Wow, they're literally asking to get BTFO by the dothraki

>>85682940
im a guy (male) and even i was impressed by his big bulk desu senpai...

>>85682970
>Book accurate Rickon and Arya
>Show Sansa, Bran, Robb, and Jon
Hm

>>85682798
>i am no man shit from RotK but for every single female character
>abridged Helm's Deep where a small band breaks the perimeter and opens the castle gates
how much more JRR are the writers gonna lean on now that GRR is out of commission from all the blood money

>>85683015
agreed, but at this point they're being set up as almost cartoon villians. No way they win.

I just hope winter comes and never leaves.

>>85683060
kinda looks like a lion

>>85682773

>fantastic
>riddled with plotholes

maybe you if you keep calling people more intelligent than you "autists", it might start to work?

>>85682855
more effort than highgarden at least I guess

>>85682980
>that formation

da fuq????

>>85682714

Seriously. The spoilers on leddit described him as "monk like". Can I just tell normies I'm a monk, not a turbo autist.

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Who here rooting for Cercei/Euron?

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>a fucking highborn broad who's never worn armour in her life knows how to properly make breastplates fitted for winter
I know we all meme that gurm doesn't give a fuck anymore, but I can only imagine him cringing out if existence at this shitshow

>>85682987
she literally told Margery that she wouldn't let her be defiled by joffrey

>>85683061
He tried to marry her off, he didn't sell her body before that. He needed her intact so someone would want her .

>>85683073
Kit Harrington is not a big person. Dany was probably bigger then him when she was chunky a few seasons ago

>>85682855
i liked it and it was way more believable than this fan art >>85683060

while i do like that fan art, it's always seemed absolutely ridiculous to me. it would take them a fucking week to walk up that.

>>85683060

>some random fan can make this
>millions of dollars of cgi can't

DABID

>>85682285

Is that a finger in his bum?

>>85682846
LOKEN ME IN A KEYHJ OR HOLDEN ME PRISNA ISNT A LEGITIMIT FOAM OF PRO TEST

Character Rankings:

Top Tier
>Jon
>Davos
>Jaime
>Sandor
>Tormund
>Euron

OK Tier
>Theon
>Jorah
>Cersei
>Samwell

Used to be great but now meh tier
>Varys
>Littlefinger
>Tyrion
>Bronn

Hot tier
>Sansa
>Mel

Fucking kill me tier
>Dany
>Arya

Who cares tier
>everyone else

Please save the show tier
>Stannis

>>85682877
>How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?
Sam told him he was alive, granted he was going North of the wall but that isn't a 100% guarantee of a death sentence

>How the FUCK did Tyrion manage to build an underground tunnel system? He couldn't even keep his first wife without his men around him ratting him out, then having her raped for a few silver coin (+ dragon, since Lannisters are worth more) in front of him
this is just a D+D fuck up, he was in charge of the sewers but yea no fucking way he designed them, the Rock's construction pre dates him be several centuries

>So Dany has seen abortion magic, womb destroying magic, magic to put men into coma, magic to hatch dragon, fire resistance magic, magic to be multiple people at once, magic to hatch dragons, dragons themselves. Not only that, men readily believe revival, seeing into the future, and Children of the Forest. But for some reason, no-one believes zombies. Why?
forced drama, this is almost worse then CW tier drama forcing

>I thought Casterly Rock was on top of a mountain, where it's nigh unscaleable, but less so than the Eyrie? Why is it on top of a fucking hill? Why didn't any of the guards push the ladder down? They just threw rocks over the ramparts.
D+D are getting lazy, Casterly Rock wasn't even on the map

>>85682889
no, sry

>10 good men
they even made the bitch's good men better than a man's good men - she needed half as many

>>85682685
A commoner getting that close to Joffery would have been suspicious, Olenna is expected to be that close to Joffery during her grandaughters wedding. A guest sitting at the high table is the best person to have do the deed. Between framing Tyrion and her relation to the widow queen, nobody even suspected her before she admitted it.

>>85682925
You worded it like shit, don't get all pissy

>>85682846
keked to death

>>85682980
No I interpreted that as being the back of them, by the time that group walked in the place was already taken. They were probably in the rear.

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dragonstone lookin majestic as fuck
just shows how much they shat on it when stannis was on it

>>85682844
>>85682905
Taena Merryweather, a dark-skinned, fat-tittied milf from Myr.

>>85682877
Did Sam not tell him about meeting Bran at The Nightfort?

>>85682987

She straight up told Margaery she did it like the very next episode.

The best part of this episode was the ending scenes, the rest was filler repeating nonsense that didn't matter much holy shit what a waste of my time.

I can't wait for GRRM's book to be so insanely different from the show and miles darker

>>85682980

>no battering rams
>no ladders
>no siege engines

How did the Lannister army even get inside Highgarden?

>>85683120
wait, what are you referring to?

What can Jorah even do for Dany at this point?

>>85683019

Like Rohan and Helms Deep.

this show sucks

>>85683153
Cersei truly has patrician taste

>>85683132
>Top Tier
>>Jon

>>85683115
literally everyone here

>>85682714
>>85682714
that actor gets uglier every season

Of course, they didn't expect that Cersei was an 8th level Magi, capable of casting "Greater Stealth" to cloak her army as it moved all the way across a continent to be undetected.

They should've caught on when she cast the spell that made everyone in her country an atheist and cheer for her after blowing up their national holy site.

>>85682804
Cersei and Jamie got to their bannerman last week

Tarly being part of Jamie's entourage during the siege proves he's chosen to betray Olenna and become the new warden of the South

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>>85683132

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Reposting from the previous thread because I'm a dumb nigger:

Wait.

So Daenerys has seen blood magic, black magic, knows certain people with the right lineage can literally walk into fire and walk out unharmed, knows resurrection is a thing, owns three dragons (and by extension obviously knows they are real) and yet has a hard time believing Jon?

What the shit?

>>85682980

Total War player here

That's about 5,000 soldiers at best, each of those rectangles is about 100 men

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>>85683132
>hot tier
>sansa
*breaths in audibly*

>>85683168
Ten Good Men®

>>85683099
not him but name these so called plotholes

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>>85682938
Characters magically assuming the correct thing
Teleporting fleets
House Tyrell, THE House Tyrell being demolished in 10 seconds
Filler snek torture that goes on for far too long
Dany's cringe lines

>>85683115
Fuck Cersei honestly someone needs to remove that psycho from the throne.

>>85682155
All the Tyrell fucking shits are dead!

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>>85683099
>muh tactics
>muh feminism
>Hurr durr plotholes why wasn't there a siege machine at Highgarden? I'm an expert in medieval warfare from the comfort of my computer chair

unironically kill yourself

>>85682877
>- How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?

sam told jon that bran was alive

>>85683152
Wow what are those birds? They look useful, maybe whoever owns that castle should use them for war.

>>85683172
Ride her Drogon because she's too valuable to fight alongside them

>>85682758
>>85682758
>>85682758
pls respond

>>85682878
cersei wouldn't be a bad victor. she's decent if you don't fuck over her kids and she has none left.

It's like saddam hussein in iraq. Sure, he was a tyrant, but some people need tyrants to keep them in line because they are fucking savage. Look what happens when you remove the strong men at the top.

>>85683161
Ending of the books is supposed to be bittersweet.

D&D are gonna give us a generic happy ending with Jon and Dany fucking like rabbits.

>>85683172
Maybe give her better battle advice than some eunuchs and a drunken dwarf?

>>85683127
Understandable, but the books do describe it as an actual giant rock that's been carved out into a castle. The show made it look like any other castle.

>>85683115
they're getting obnoxious and ridiculous

>>85683193
this was actually kinda believable in why it worked
>black people intelligence

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>>85683187

>shota bran is gone forever

why live?

Are you faggots actually arguing that this doesn't make sense after 4 seasons of illogical garbage? Don't tell me this is where you draw the line?

>>85682849
i'm sorry that if i have to live in a world where fucking LotR remakes, space samurai, and spandex-clad muscly men are our "modern mythologies" because people can't outgrow adolescence anymore that these modern mythologies at least have something to fucking say about the human condition beyond "SOMETIMES THERES LIKE A BAD THING AND WE LIKE ALL HAVE TO LIKE BAND TOGETHER AND LOL THIS IS AN EPIC EPIC WAY OF SHOWING THAT"

So now that the """leaks""" are confirmed bullshit, what are your hopes for the end of the season?

>>85682606
> wrong pic lmao
> proceeds to post edgy/gay ass episode summary, isn't Reddit gay lmao?

Don't get me wrong, Reddit is gay but so are you. The ep is a 7 at least, I'd go 7.5 on account of Cersei murder/torture of Dorne bitches, finally getting another good villain in Euron who solidly chirped Kingslayer, Olenna finally reveals murder of Joffrey, then chirps Kingslayer. The only things that were not good were weird-ass Bran and Casterley Rock could have been better, but it wasn't terrible. I might even give it an 8.

>>85682773
I'm not sure I'd call any episode 10/10, but I'm enjoying this season a lot. Better than I expected after reading the leaks.

>>85683237
Dany will die sceenshot this.

>>85683236
sure, I'm just saying there's zero chance she wins because of how the show is setting her up to have a fall

>>85683214
>still worth less than #OneGoodWoman

>>85683237
Will it be like the Khal drogo scene?
Because a cut to that and then credits would be pretty neat

>>85683120
yeah people exaggerate of the extent of "muh feminism" in GoT, but that moment was a new low

>>85683259
Nigger we whine about every episode regardless of the content. We've been doing this for years.

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>Winter is here
>everyone is expecting it to be the longest Winter in a century
>they're all stockpiling food for the wars and weather to come
>King's Landing
>they're throwing buckets of food at people and cheering

>killed another likable smart character via plot.

>>85683285
From the cardio maybe.

>I am Daeniggerys
>I have dragons, Jonny Snow
>Perform cunnilingus on me. I am your Queen.

>Jon Snow: OK.

>>85683000
>he knew bran escaped with meera from winterfell
when the fuck did he hear this

>>85683263
weren't the leaks still mostly accurate? it was off on details, but that might have been deliberate - it hit the high strokes 4/4 episodes so far

>>85683236
Saddam wasnt a tyrant thats jew propaganda to make white suckers fuck up Iraq for them.

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Quick! Chaos Marauders are sieging Couronne. As King Louen Leoncoeur, what units do you bring to the defense of your great bastion?

Grail Knights? Questing Knights? Foot Squires?

>>85683237
I hope the books end with Westeros just barely surviving the Litch King and the Blue Man Group after they've decimated most of the country.

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>>85683201
you have a picture you dumb fuck, you don't need to estimate, just fucking count them

>dear diary, today I learned that total war players are fucking illnumerical retards

>tfw too intelligent to be King in the North

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>>85683325
>He gives her the lord's kiss

>>85683323
R.I.P. the Martells...

>>85683236
>saddam was a tyrant
good goy

>>85683329
sam told jon that he helped bran cross the wall

>>85682908
>glorious bastard
back to plebbit now; thanks for visiting

>>85683329
Sam met him and Theon told Sansa that he didn't kill Bran. There's two possible ways he could have at least thought Bran was still alive. The real question is how the fuck would Dany know that

>>85683329
theon confessed to killing the farmers boys

>>85683263
>>85683334
>Theon picked up by a surviving Greyjoy ship
>Ellaria dies by poison
>Olenna dies by poison
>Bran makes it back
>Dany let Jon have Dragonglass
>Lannister army attacks Highmountain

Yeah, it was accurate enough

>>85683220
Agree with everything but this:
>Filler snek torture that goes on for far too long

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>>85682882
>>85683198
So why didn't Olenna ask people for help? I don't understand...

>>85683324
I'm more partial to the GRRM 'the more she drank the me she shat, the more she shat the thirstier she grew' death myself.

>>85683381
I don't think Dany would know that Rickon died, or even existed in the first place

>>85683120
>>85683298

She was raised to be a lords lady.

>>85683201
More like 30 men, 15 abreast in two rows. Say 50 such rectangles. That's 1500 total. Just the immediate visceral of the shot as watched live evoked laughter and disbelief, compounded by the fact that 1500 men are assaulting the main castle of the most populous region of the kingdoms.

>>85683325
But he tells her to fuck off?

>>85683352
>>85683372

if he wasn't a tyrant than he never was in charge of a country either because there is no way a pussy could keep all those muslims in line

>>85683323
Aren't sieges supposed to last for months? What the fuck

>>85682758
>>85683235
She said they were no longer commoners, because they both have been living among royalty for so long. Though the both come from humble beginnings, they're both great influences on the kingdom.

Then she insinuated that dying in westeros was both of their fates, because she likes being all mystical and shit. Probably saw something about Varys in the fire. But we don't know what she means exactly.

Other than that, she said she was going to leave for Volantis for unspecified reasons. Maybe she just needs a vacation. In anycase, Jon Snow promised to kill her if she ever returned north. it would be too weird is she stuck around while Jon was around too.

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>"if you tried, you wouldn't be here"
what did the ironborn soldier mean by this?

>>85683392
also correctly predicted the confession about who poisoned Joffrey

>>85683405

How the fuck is help going to arrive when an army literally teleports into your city

what are you some kind of retarded faggot or something?

>>85683360
>Playing Bretplebs
I guess I throw the Green Knight at them and hope for the best, shit tier army.

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>actually kinda liked the episode, despite all the teleporting, Dany acting awkwardly as always, and Euron being an over-the-top machoman as always, again
>avoid /tv/ like the plague, but still felt curious to know what you guys thought
>now am cynically picking every single bad thing from the episode

Sweet Jesus, and I'm not even a fan of the books, so I can't imagine just how much harder are they nitpicking.

>>85682773
Episode 2 was mediocre, despite de naval battle.

Episode 3 was good, genuinely good (for the last seasons standards, that is), I even liked Danny in that last episode (she was cute and slim af, her hair was white-blond again and I didn't cringe with her dialogues)

>>85683428
Not if you just attack immediately like I do all the time in Total War games.

>>85683405
Hack writing