/got/ general

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First for /ourgirl/

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justice is served sand sluts

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>every scene where they say "Night King"

god this show is fucking terrible now i want off this ride

>>85674678
even doctor manhattan could only see his own future and past

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AM I MISSING ANYTHING

HIGH GARDEN LITERALLY NEVER PARTICIPATED IN A WAR


WHERE WAS THEIR ARMY


WHAT THE FUCK

>>85674678
No, Bran isn't naked yet.

Would Cersei actually be a bad ruler?

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>there are actually people so stupid that they can't see that there are weeks passing between scenes
>they think their opinion is worth anything

seriously im rooting for jights king and cersei. all others are so annoying.

casterly rock wasn't as horrible as i was expecting. looked alright.

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>yfw Jon Snow bends the knee

When does Varys die!?!?!?! How;!!!.

>No one will even remotely hear Jon out about a massive zombie army

He should just let them invade at this point, fuck it, already died once, might as well an hero and let YAAAS QUEEN deal with the shit

>>85674779
Theirs was never one of war. Weren't you even paying attention? They were of flowers and economic prosperity. Not soldiers.

>i don't like dragonglass. it's coarse and rough... not like you
that was a weird scene

>>85674755
One day, a rat will start nibbling at her daughter's corpse. She'll try to scare it away.

The next day, another rat will start nibbling at her daughter's corpse. She'll try to scare it away.

The next day, another rat will come nibbling at her daughter's corpse. She'll give in and watch.

>>85674812
CASTERLY ROCK IS SUPPOSE TO BE A FUCKING ROCK


YOU STUPID NIGGER


WHY WAS THERE A FUCKING BEACH FOR AN ENEMY ARMY TO LAND AND MARCH

ARE YOU AUTISTIC OR JUST RETARDED?

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>>85674763
There isn't even a night king in the books, the character was created to replace Euron as the eldritch destroyer of worlds who steals a dragon

That part when Daenerys speaks in Valyrian right after addressing Jon is so creepy and well executed. I can even feel the vibes of book Daenerys? Crazy I know

>>85674779
>Gold rose indeed

>>85674814
It's not like he actually cares about being a king.

>>85674779
Highgarden is literally fucking Canada.

Can someone please please PLEASE make a Dio Brando edit of the Olenna Tyrell scene?

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post yfw 10 G O O D M E N

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>whole point of ASOIAF is how detailed a world it is
>GoT has descended to shlock nonsense where everyone teleports around everywere

>>85674779
They have 50,000 troops that were all gone for some reason, and somehow a Lannister army 10's of thousands strong marches a thousand miles to highgarden without anyone knowing about it.

>>85674613

Since when are the Tyrells not fighters, didn't they make up the bulk of Renly's forces?

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>>85674861
why do you hurt me like this anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqgi1IjDoU8 can someone decipher wtf is going on in this piece of shit trailer

is brienne beheading somebody?

>>85674861
Are you fucking autistic? WE SAW 1% THEIR FUCKIGN ARMY 2 SEASONS AGO

>>85674812
Battle was shite, it was a re-run of all the Essos sieges + that GRRM stable of surprise reinforcements. Can anyone in this entire fictional universe fight a battle without surprise reinforcements playing a role? So far this looks unlikely.

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Has there ever been a worse show that receive more accolades?

It's just not fair! cryingface.jpg

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Cersei mindfucking the sandsneks was the best scene. Aside from ourguy Euron dialogues of course.

>>85674779
>entire House is conquered in span of two minutes
>"just have her say they were always shitty at fighting, that will explain it"
please don't question this emmy-winning writing

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>>85674763
Reminder that they have NEVER explained where the phrase Night King came from.

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BASED EURON WILL KILL BETA GREYWORM

>>85674946
just read the leaks its the same shit

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>greatest fleet the world has ever seen
>greatest captain of the 14 seas
>unstoppable berserker
>can use magic to teleport his fleet wherever he wants
>big cock
>likes a cheeky finger in the bum
>can summon a kraken

Seriously, can anyone stop this madman?

>That Gone Girl scene with Jaime waking up

Did you know the Reach has LITERALLY ZERO soldiers outside of Highgarden?

Did you know those ten guys Cersei spoke to control EVERY HOUSE?

Highgarden wasn't even pretty, what the shit.

>>85675032
FINGER UP THE BUM!?

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>>85674874
there's no beach what the fuck are you talking about.

>>85674946
Gendry sighting, they should have let Stannis kill him

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>>85675042
B I G C O C K
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isn't highgarden supposed to be beautiful? I can't remember what it looked like in the show, but I know I would remember it if it didn't look terrible

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>>85674804
Perhaps you should listen to the dialogue before criticizing anyone else. Cersei promised that within one fortnight (aka 14 days) she would pay the banker. So Jaime marching his army south to Highgarden, winning the battle, and coming back with the gold has to happen within 2 weeks.

>>85674879

Aren't there allusions made to the existence of such a character? It was widely speculated based on the books. At some point GRRM's mystery was going to have to give way to concrete fact.

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>>85674939
>>85674936
>>85674779

You're all dumb just deal with it. Khaleesi will use her dragons CHILL

I want to see bad puss tits one more time :(

>>85674779
Umm, didn't Renly's men desert after he was killed sweeetie?

>>85674763
Dirrrrrr hirrrrrrrrrrr

>Book of the long night
>He is the king of the coming night

I swear this place is worse than /pol/ sometimes.

>>85675083
literally 15 seconds after that they are marching on a shitty beach with grass on it

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What would he think of Tyrion taking Casterly Rock like that?

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>>85674874
Game of Thrones stopped being fun and fantastical. Remember The Eyrie? That prison was fucking awesome
I think Vaes Dothrak was the last fun ("new") setting. It had that cool horse statue going for it.

why euron character development was so rushed? out of nowhere he is one of the most relevant characters of the show.

>>85675024

>Night King never had sex

>Cersei poisons snek
>Aerosmith starts playing
What did they mean by this?

>>85675042
literally /ourguy/

Just finished the episode.
I liked it.

Cersei seemed competent and I enjoyed

Also the Lannister army is way too aesthetic.

>>85674903
That was Dothrakian, much better language. Sounds like the black speech of Mordor.

>>85675142
they are clearly on top of the rock, how they got up there is another story.

>Lena does a clearly body double nude scene in season 5
>everyone and their mother complains about how fake and stupid it looks
>they pull that shit again in this episode
do D&D even listen to their fans? they could have at least hired an actress with smaller tits to TRY and be convincing but that looked like the same body double from season 5

>>85675151
Wouldn't give a shit since the center of Lanister power is now King's Landing.

>>85675106
Euron's slimmed down. Lookin good senpai

>>85675136
>renly's men
Renly controlled Storm's End you dumbass.

Those are the men that deserted.

>>85675151
Mediocre.

>>85675114
misande is not virgin since she was 7

>>85675127

Her dragons are fucking faggots, Drogo was basically fully grown and was crippled by some retards throwing spears, absolute madman Euron will have something

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>shows jaime fucking cersei at kings landing 1 night before teleporting to Highgarden the next day

>>85675151
He'd call Tyrion a coward for not breaching its walls the old fashioned way.

>>85675163
Because the previous evil white guy died.

>>85675139
>>Book of the long night
What?

>>85675081
Post yfw it turns out the Cersei does love having a finger up her bum

>>85675163
There is 0 of what you call character development about Euron. He's just a front face for the pirates Cersei uses. He'll die this season

Alright, guys, so how was this episode?

Can I get a quick recap of the shenanigans?

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WTF i support Lannister now

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guys i thought it was actually a decent ep

>>85675151
He would think it ironic, killing them through sewers, for he died on the shitter.

>>85674936
Not only that but it was a castle siege and they were at a disadvantage

>>85674779
They showed dead Tyrell soldiers in the courtyard when Jamie entered.

Probably just a budget + time constraints thing.

With the defection of some of their bannermen, a prepared Lannister army and the fact that they had no noted military leaders, battle was basically a foregone conclusion.

Likely just a budget + time thing to not show the fighting. Especially since there would be no known characters on the Tyrell side of the field. I'd say there's no risk with no notable adversaries but they did job Barristan...

>>85674932
It was the only decent part of the episode

>>85675012

This is the guy /pol/ and /tv/ wish they were. In reality, though, they are Sam except they aren't good people but unlikable cunts... lel.

>>85675201
Are you serious? I missed then, sorry for yelling at you. For this thread, you are now my boyfriend to make up for it.

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>>85674776

Please nobody actually take this shit bait

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>while Sansa was getting raped she heard some sort of weird noise
>it sounded like a rhythmic tapping, like a tap tap tap
>post yfw it was Bran jerking off in the corner watching Sansa with the time ripples affecting the situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

stannis

>>85675251
Tales of the long night. Don't be autistic demanding every statement be spoon fed to you. This ain't winters first rodeo.

>>85675270
me too

everyone just being ignorant, Khaleesi will slaay

all this stuff happening at break neck speed reminds me of season 2 rome. i dont know why they want to rush this series so much, each one of these events could have been one season's episode 9 or something like that. it's the most popular fucking show in the world like wtf

will jamie die from from that kiss
accidents happen, also it is kinda funny what olenna said, it looks like overshadowing asoiaf is known for.

Funny how all of Dany's most important allies in terms of fighting power got rekt within a bit more than 1 episode.

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>>85675255

>>85674776
*siege

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Post yfw Bran told Sansa "I was watching your pretty dress and pretty pussy get ripped by Ramsay =.=

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>Dany opens her mouth

>>85675256

Nope.

He pretends he's afraid of the White Walkers and then goes to Essos to pick up the Golden Company.

>>85674936
If we go full tinfoil:
-If the route the lannisters took was entirely controlled by defectors from House Tyrell
-If House Tyrell were slow in moblising
-If all of Dorne decided to surrender and sent no forces to Highgarden to link up the two Dany armies in the area

They MAYBE it would work

>>85675032
>He cuts out Grey Worm's tongue, saving the viewers from anymore eunuch sex scenes

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>>85675151
He'd be pissed as fuck

>>85675265
9/10

>>85675288
But Sam is a learned man

>>85674753
More nude scenes please and thanks

>>85675309
>Tales of the long night.
Literally what?

>>85675231
>>85675231
>>85675231
THIS HOLY SHIT

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE

0/10 episode

>>85675182
>Grey Worm leaves for Casterly Rock
>Euron attacks Yara's fleet and defeats it in battle
>Euron stops by King's Landing to celebrate the capture of the Sands
>Euron leaves for Casterly Rock
>Euron arrives at Casterly Rock just as Grey Worm does and destroys the Unsullied fleet
What the fuck is going on

>>85674776
c>learly a showfag

>>85675345
???????????????

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>>85675256
>final boss of the books reduced to a gag villain who will die in season 7

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>>85675339

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>>85675300
yes, they are on top of it

>>85674927
Seconding this.

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OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATEE

>people bitching about ""teleporting"" navy

Gray Worm took a few days to plan out the attack once he arrived outside Casterly Rock. Euron's travels were like -- (1) hit Yara & Co. -> (2) quickly head to Kings Landing -> (3) quickly head to Casterly Rock.

Euron would have been only a few days behind Gray Worm. Given that Gray Worm's fleet was very very likely slower than Euron's godtier fleet, and Gray Worm & Co. probably didn't attack the very moment they arrived outside Casterly Rock, it's perfectly understandable.

This isn't difficult.

So are Jon and Dany going to fuck or nah?

so what the fuck are white walkers? just zombies with fancier name?

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>>85675123
The night king was a lord commander of the nights watch that fell in love with a white walker bitch and became crazy. He declare himself the king of the nights watch (why he is called the night king) and it took the starks and the wildlings army to kill him and the nights watch that joined him.

After that he was imprison inside a cube cut in the wall/froze to death and the nights watch wasn't allow to have fortifications to protect it from the south.

>>85675316
we've only got 4 more episodes of this season and the next season will probably be all night king stuff

>>85675278
>They showed dead Tyrell soldiers in the courtyard when Jamie entered.
Those are guards you dumb fucking show apologist piece of shit. Those soldiers are always stationed there.

Where is the fucking army.

>>85675355
I miss Tywin so much bros. It's not fair.

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How did Olenna get to Highgarden?

>>85675371
You're trolling nigger

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>no qt Arya scene
Dropped.

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Who the fuck controls:

Riverrun

Storms End

Sunspear

These are important seats, someone must control them

>>85675151
>>85675207
>>85675219
>>85675234
>>85675355

Reminder that he got into King´s landing by lying the Mad King

>>85675384
Undying warlocks controlling the winds

>>85675434
Boat sex is confirmed for the season finale

I don't mind them speeding up the obvious outcomes of the wars but seriously

10k Lannisters would NOT take highgarden like that, Tyrells were pretty much unspoiled by the war, thats counting deflectors about 30k well fed men defending a castle, against 10k

Drone and the Reach btfo. Tyrell gone, Martells gone. What will happen to Dorne now? Does it fly under the radar under nominal lannister control like the stormlands after the baratheons left?

>>85675403
is euron the real deal in the books?
can I get a quick rundown on him? cause the show only give us a generic saturday morning cartoon.

>>85674804
>Dany waiting WEEKS on jon to come down to bend the knee

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH
AND THIS GUY THINKS HIS OPINION IS WORTH ANYTHING HAHAHAHA

Is Euron edgy or alpha

>>85674779
Ya High garden was supposed to have 100,000 foot soldiers. Oh wait that's the books.

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>>85674613

>past season: Euron was indistinguishable, had long hair and looked scraggly like a stereotypical Ironborn, slightly hammy but low key basically
>this season: going bald, looks like his fucking eyes are about to pop out of his head, constantly cackling and looks like he's always a few steps away from bending you over and trying to assfuck you

rebuilding his fleet must have been pretty traumatic

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Can somebody explain to me how Highgarden went down so easily, I thought they had a ton of foot soldiers. And where is the Dornish army?

>episode 1
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN
>episode 2
ITS OK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>episode 3
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


this show keeps getting better

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13580607

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

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HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

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>>85675450
I mean, you could say that, or you could also say the truth and that he was made by the children of the forest. They literally showed it last season.

>>85675160
>I think Vaes Dothrak was the last fun ("new") setting. It had that cool horse statue going for it.
I remember thinking Vaes Dothrak seemed pretty cool from just a description in like one paragraph, how the Dothraki brought with them people from their conquests, and had them build up small neighbourhoods in their own styles with their own temples.
Like a bunch of chinatowns.

>>85674874
Casterly Rock needed a harbor somewhere. Didn't fucking the Iron Islands raid it at some point?

The beach was elsewhere, probably on the other side of what we saw.

>>85675123
The great Other isn't blue Darth Maul.

>>85675433
The issue is that the journey from Dragonstone to the rock is months.

>>85675358

Even better. Like Sam in appearance and Joffrey in character.

>>85675519
Why cant he be both?

>>85675469
Why didn't Olenna just fly the dragons to Highgarden?

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What did my friend mean by this?

Hey Sansa let me bring up one of your most traumatizing memories so you can leave me in the middle of the snow with no way back because I'm a fucking cripple.

Why does Bran have to be such an emo autist now? Not that I give a single fuck about him but it's still annoying.

>>85675485
shhhh don't worry about it just look at the dragons

>>85675433
I TELEPORT BEHIND YOU

HAHA BIG COCK

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>>85674613
>>85674753
me too please

>>85675527
Renly said he had a hundred thousand men with him in season 2.

>>85675485
lol who cares nerd

t. D&D

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CANT WAIT FOR KHALEESI SLAY!

>>85675455
If it triggers you this hard to miss seeing a battle I'm surprised you didn't put the book down after Whispering Wood.

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>>85675504
BUDGET

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>>85674443

>>85675433
nigger you do realize that he went around the fucking continent? a continent as big as south america? there is no sense of pacing whatsoever
>>85675151
he'd think it's good, since he took KL by deception as well

>>85674955
I think it's implied Sam's dad took most of the army.>>85674779

>>85675537
>Implying they won't do a last minute bait and switch to make Dany the victor because dragons lmao

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>>85675570
DUDE POLITICS LMAO
Normies were a mistake.

>>85675578
His actor is no good.

>>85675510
he's more of a madman in the books rather than a charismatic psychopath. he does have some of show eurons traits, but he's one step short of insane in the books

>>85674779
Highgarden had an army with Renly in Season 2 but they never fought since he died.

They only ended up cleaning up Stannis force after the battle of blackwater bay.

So theoretically Highgarden has been at almost 100% force and -being the most fertile land- has probably had no shortages or real strife.

Apparently Randyl just convinced all of them to turn over despite Cersei killing everyone.

can I get ser davos memes?

>>85675570

I don't know but you seem pretty autistic, you know you're going to keep watching this show

you're here forever

>>85675544
Well, it is in the books way, way before the show.

sansa doesn't like bran

>>85675455
Extras cost money, scenes take time to film.

Get over it.

>>85675578
He looks way WAY too old for his character.
So they are killing off his personality quickly so that they can shove his limp body into a tree, and he wont be so startling to look at for the rest of the show.

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Did Emilia change or expression or emote once during the 20 fucking minutes she got in this episode? I know the normies are lapping up the "I BELIEVED IN MYSELF" bullshit speech but holy shit was everything bad. Compare her scenes to Lena's scene with the Iron Bank Jew and Sneks. Completely blew her out of the water.

Definitely /ourgal/.

>>85675012
They ruined Euron you child

>>85675600
What the fuck are you talking about? Where is the fucking army?

>>85675655
HA. BOOKFAG. LOOK GUYS, IT'S A BOOKFAG.

>>85675551
>he thinks Lannisport and casterly rock are the same place

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thread is too shouty, will retreat to ... Stannis in the books

>>85675433
>no one at Dragonstone saw a huge fleet sailing away
>no fucking scouts anywhere
>with the 3 dragons his fleet would be over in 5 minutes
>not even using the dragons for scouting or fucking anything

>>85675664
That's fine, he can just watch her get fucked some more.

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>>85675501
JUST

>>85675600
I wish the show would do a scene like the Whispering Wood where a character only gets glimpses/hears a climactic battle happening. too bad D&D are hacks so instead a character gets knocked out conveniently at the start of the battle and wakes up once its over

Man next episode is hype as fuck

Field of fire 2.0 literally, I mean its literally Lannisters and Tyrells getting roasted again

Baelish pulls out his littlefinger, dunno who its for but either way Littlefinger dies on sunday

>>85675638
>normies
>twitter

lmao all thats left on twitter is trolls and the mentally ill

okay, here's the question that really matters
who wins:
Ramsey with 20 good men
Euron Big Dick and his Reavers

>>85675570
Your friend seems pretty redpilled.
Jews always fund both sides of wars, including WW2 Germany, and wealthy jews like Soros ratted out fellow jews to the nazis for personal gain.

>>85675584
>and they all chill in Highgarden

>>85675685
Emilia Clarke hasn't changed her expression since like season 3 LMAO

The Light of the Seven is such a cool theme song EVERYTIME Cersei does something

>>85675455
its almost like that part of the country is in disarray following a major tragedy for some of the most important people there, and perhaps the major houses there are fragmenting due to the whole rebellion thing

>John Snow finally bends the knee and promises Dany her army
>Goes up to the North to find that Littlefinger ruined everything and his bannermen are in chaos and disarray without Mormont loli to organize them

Euron's role for the plot is too important, he was included far too late.

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Why is he so creepy, bros?

>>85675556
>>85675625
Yes I know what the map looks like. The travel in this show has *always* jumped ahead and not shown the actual time it takes. Remember when Sansa & Littlefinger were traveling super quick from the Fingers a few seasons back? Also, it doesn't take literal months. Weeks, yes, but not months.

This has been the case throughout the entire series except maybe S1's Ned traveling to Kings Landing.

This episode was great. Youre all just addicted to complaining

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>Sansa acknowledges Bran as Ned's rightful heir, last surviving son and Lord of Winterfell
>immediately has Bran say he'll never be Lord
>meaning Sansa as ruler of the North is endgame

I have never before felt such pure blinding rage

>>85675749
I hate you because you're memeing and probably wrong.
I WANT littlefinger to die. I'm sick of his """"""acting""""""

>>85675732
why do you think they can see eurons ships from dragonstone? dragonstone isn't right next to where euron is sailing, it's like a 100 miles away

>>85675702
Bookfags OUT

>>85675788
hes seen some shit yo

>>85675788
It's what happens when your dick don't work.

this show is just the COOLEST

This episode had the most cool one liners and finally the two heros come together.

Can't wait until next week I'm literally squeeing as I write this.

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>>85675728

>>85675788
It's just his "acting".

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>she will never look at you this way

Why even continue to live?

>>85675620
>brother, you hacve answer the Reader

Shits self and flees to his bedroom

>>85675530
all the old woman's bannermen defected to Jaime's army

>>85675646
They literally could make the siege last months while the Lannisters would die of hunger

>>85675822
nope, we run this shit, go suck another dick homo

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/ourguy/

>>85675620
Forgive me, I'm a faggot who's never read the books. Is that really how Euron looks as described in the books? He looks kinda hot, why didn't they make him look like that in the show?

>>85675620
Thanks anon. Although I don't mind Euron's character even if the changes made to him from the book are disappointing.

When was Dany raped?

Are Jon and Dany going to fug?

>>85674613

How will Littlefinger top fucking everyone in terms of absolute madmannery, forming an alliance with the White Walkers by sabotaging the Wall?

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>>85675510
>most worldly and well-traveled man on the planet
>most feared pirate in history
>has been to asshai and valyria, taking their magical artifacts
>has a horn that can bind dragons (in the show, the night king steals a dragons, but in the books it will be euron)
>has the horn of winter which can destroy the wall
>will likely have killed all 5 of his brothers by the end of the books, already killed 3
>hinted at being a greenseer (bran being the most powerful greenseer), quite likely uses literal clairvoyance in tactics
>brainwashed warlocks and priests of all religions using shade of the evening to see him as a slayer of gods, preparing to sacrifice them
>preparing to sacrifice the redwyne fleet and the iron fleet as well in who knows what kind of blood ritual
>preparing to sack oldtown and make it his throne for the final book
>will probably destroy the wall at the end of TWOW by blowing the horn from atop the hightower in oldtown

>>85674753
/got/

Crazy bitches general.

She went off the deep end and then said lets go lower.

>>85675788
He's the three eyed raven who has seen serious things so he must maintain a serious expression

>>85675798
>clunky, awkward dialogue delivered by actors who don't know what the fuck is happening anymore while armies teleport around the continent for shocking scenes normalfags can tweet about
I watch this show purely to keep up with /got/ shitposting now

>>85675844
>slightlywet.jpg

Is "seen some shit" first and only meme this season so far?

>>85675570

This show is just so fucking shite with its politics. They dis-still everything down to 'power'' now. Like in season 1 King Robert did things because of social convention, and he was secure in his position. Now Cersi is Queen and suddenly she can do whatever the fuck she wants despite being a much weaker monarch in general, and flaunts it. There is such a thing as a culture, which would say mean that ex fucking slaves wouldn't invest in the slave trade.

That's the worst thing I've seen this season. woowww

>>85675844
Emilia was happy as fuck in this scene.

>>85675765
Euron seems invincible.

They are building him up to have him taken out by a raft with 3 people on it or something

>>85675766
Who are you comparing Jews to though? Would you say that "whites" funded both sides of the war? Christians? I don't get what standard you failed abortion neckbeards from /pol/ are relating to when you say these things about Jews. You are hardly smarter than chimps, it's pretty incredible.

>>85675725
Okay so the beach storm was Lannisport that they took first, then when the gates were opened to Casterly Rock they stormed that.

That's not difficult.

>>85675384
half fleet stayed by iron islands, half fleet took the princess?

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>mfw thought it was pretty good comfy monologue porn even if they did make fart by 2 huge battes

Olenna GOAT GOT DEATH rip

>>85675865
he basically looks like johnny depp from pirates with an eye patch in the books

And who
are you

T E L E P O R T

>>85675870
this

made me think

>>85675880
>cis white male
>surviving any longer than plot demands

lmao

>>85675584
They are all fucking dead in the North mate.

>>85675552

See, but you don't know that because GRRM's fat ass won't finish his fucking story. Everyone has pretty much "known" that the Others were coming for the living at some point. The progression of that thread had to come eventually.

Everyone's busy playing "games" while the death of man is looming. Kind of the point of the story, no?

>>85675870

She probably considered her first encounters with Drogo rape before she started enjoying it

if you think he raped you why do you fucking idolize him so goddamn much you cunt

>>85675765
Depends on if Ramsay likes a finger in his bum

>>85675915
3 Good Rafts

>>85675870
Didn't Viserys rape her?

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>Everyone is an enemy. Everyone is a friend. Fight every battle every day and every event blah blah blah chaosh

What the actual fuck was he talking about in this scene?

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>>85675256
If you have somehow dodged spoilers this long I applaud you

Euron does not die this season. He gets scared out of the wights and returns to the iron islands. we will know in a couple of months when season 8 spoilers leak if hes out for good

>>85675485
>Riverrun
Abandoned with doors unlocked
>Storms End
Abandoned with doors unlocked
>Sunspear
Abandoned with doors unlocked

>>85675935
What?

You know something I've learned debating denialfags?

Most of them have never even read the leaks.

Honestly, most of them just heard the "gist" from some friend of theirs or literally just people's reactions to them, and yet they go on complaining, saying the leaks are fake because of something the leaks didn't even fucking say, and saying the leaks not mentioning something means the leaks are fake.

>>85675083
its on the other side you just can't see it in that picture

>Jaime is still in love with Cersei
Why? How?
Is Jaime is the worst case of character assassination in the show?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85675938
stockholm syndrome

>>85675870
on her wedding night
and you edgy autists will say "OH BUT HUSBANDS CAN'T RAPE THEIR WIVES" but that's beside the point anyways
which is really fucking baffling because she loved Drogo

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>>85675841

>>85674871
>The next day, she'll develop some kind of sick fetish for it.

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Why are they afraid to show some big character death? Feels cheap buy showing sand snakes or olenna dying. Off screen deaths weren't a thing until stannis if I remember right.

this episode was so fucking bad I feel like killing someone

>>85675677
He literally had a the "I shaved this morning but it's already back" upper lip this episode

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>>85675581
>>85675586

Fuck D&D man.

We could have Edmure and the Riverlands helping the North fight the Wights.

They might be putting Gendry as Lord of Storms End but like they havent said who controls it since Season 2.

I reckon Dorne as a whole will be forgotten about, I mean they fucked it up so I don't mind that.

>>85675870
She's referring to Khal Drogo. She also says that it was basically slavery how she was made his wife. She feels this way even in the books, in which she consented to the sex from day one because he was alpha and made her wet.

>>85675954
He wants her to climb the ladder but failed to take into account the fact she's a giant.

>>85675954
Too smart FOR YOU, anon?

This season feels rushed, anyone else feel this way?

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>>85675916
The great men of history are on our side you no-nothing kike apologist

>>85675908
but its gritty and realistic because nerds are loser misanthropes

Bran is pretty fucking creepy, but desu in his defense, he's probably extremely detached from reality at this point. He's seen his sister get raped(repeatedly but dont judge him) Watched everything else thats happened to everyone in his family incl grandfather n uncle, watched sansa get raped again (seriously dont judge him)

>>85675954
I guess plan ahead for every single scenario at the same time?

He just sounds like a fucking idiot. His dialogue has devolved from a pretty pure take on Machiavellian to downright what stupid people think smart people sound like.

>>85675844
More Emilia in 1080 please

>>85675012
I dont like him, hes too chessy. The characters sounds like he could be from an 80s b movie.

>>85675954
This is how d&d try to make littlefinger sound smart without having any source material to work with

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>>85675916
>"whites" funded both sides of the war
Holy shit you're fucking retarded. We're talking about banks and wealthy families like the Rockerfellers you absolute retard, not nations or their citizens.

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Look at all of the travelling that we didn't get to see.

>>85675954

He's basically saying "SANSHAAAAA YOU MUST SHTRATEGIZEEEEEE"

Yeah no fucking shit dude strategy is important, any other brilliant insights?

>>85675954
No coincidence that scene lead into the Bran scene. She's going to have to be her own 3-Eyed Raven as a political operator. Or something.

>>85675954

>think of one thing
>think of the other
>think of everything
>everything all at once is happening now and always

wow deep

>>85675908
Robert did things like social convention because it was a time of peace and all he cared about was doing things of social convention.

By this point in the timeline, it's basically similar to total war in Germany or Russia -- everyone is geared for war. It would look really, really weird if there was a ton of focus on pomp ceremonies right now.

>there's more to foreign invaders than northern fools than meets the eye

Tyrion is now fully a globalist race traitor

>14 seas
>only one sea visible in the show.

>teleporting actors defying geography

>dany being a cunt because MUH FEMINISM JON SNOW

>Free city of Bravos invests in slaves.

>casterly rock isn't a rock.

>highgarden ransacked easily.

>greyscale is easy as fuck to cure.

can we all admit D&D have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

Does plot mean nothing anymore?

>The Lannister/Tyrell alliance happened in the first place because the Lannisters were out of troops and money

Well, now they have lots of troops and money, because an antagonist who's weaker than the protagonist isn't dramatic enough. On the subject of money...

>Cersei stiffs the Iron Bank, who always gets their due.

Now the iron bank is ready to personally bankroll the woman who stiffed them, because they think she'll win despite inferior numbers and no dragons, because drama.

>Jorah has an incurable disease

Sam tries the same treatment that's failed numerous times, only this time it works, because convenience.

>It's common knowledge that pretty much the entire Tyrell family was murdered by Cersei

Now Randyll Tarly decides to betray his oath to the Tyrells and help the one who killed them, who has inferior numbers and no dragons, because the writers needed to get rid of Olenna. Also, what the fuck, they were preparing to attack King's Landing, High Garden should have been packed to the brim with troops. It should have taken weeks to take it, plenty of time for Daenerys to arrive with magic lizards.

On that note, why the fuck isn't she using the dragons at all? She doesn't want to burn homes and innocents, that's fine. Burn armies while they're marching across the battlefield. Why are all the protagonists suddenly so fucking incompetent and all the antagonists suddenly brilliant and clairvoyant?

This show fucking sucks now.

>muh leaks

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>>85674763

>>85675954
have contingency plans

>>85675766
soros was 9 fucking years old when ww2 started dumb dumb

>>85675989
Read the fucking books, it was never rape.

Drogo literally asked her if she wanted to have sex and she said yes after being fingered into coming.

>>85675971
They went with stannis and all died you casual shownigger

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>>85674613

>>85675747
I'm definitely on the D&D are hacks side of the train but I give them the pass on things that take a whole bunch of time and money.

We've missed some potentially cool shit but the battles we do get to see are at least one of the few things that have consistently delivered in the latter portion of the series. Unlike the degenerating dialogue and retarded story decisions on most shit that veers from Martin.

>>85675485
Storms end - Cersei

Riverrun - fucked by first being burnt and looted by Cersei then lords was killed by Arya

Sunsear - Previously Dorne, not sure if their army died in ep2 or just their princess was captured, either way, they are, and pretty much have been, doing nothing the entire time. So maybe Cersei took that with Highgarden, or maybe their army is just standing guard

>>85675954
8D CHESS SANSA, LEARN TO CLIMB THE LADDER

>>85676033
Do you think he watches Meera bathe?

>>85675485
>Sunspear

Oberyn's 5 other daughters.

Oh wait, they stopped existing, same with the Dornish army that would be even more bloodthirsty now

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>>85676027
>when you and every single person you associate with is dumber than most of the house pets people keep
>you think you're wise because you circle jerk in hug boxes

>>85675954
Literally, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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>>85675981
>Is Jaime is the worst case of character assassination in the show?
He is.
Book Jaime is my favorite but he's a disgrace in the show.

So did tonight confirm the leaks even more or contradict them?

>>85675981
Possibly him and Ellaria. D&D did a complete 180 on her character turning her from a side character that doesn't want to incite war or assassinate little children and holds no relevancy to a sassy child murderer and a prominent character for some reason

>>85676027
>no-nothing

Anti-Semites lol

Can someone give me one (1) [2-1] reason why Ghost isn't with Jon besides budget?

So why the hell are people so willing to throw their support towards two barren queens with no possibility of any heirs? If either Cersei or Daenerys wins it's war again as soon as they kick the bucket

So the Three Eyed Raven can watch as much homemade porn as he wants but his junk doesn't work anymore? What a curse.

>>85675954
they were trying for the powerful Machiavellian Littlefinger banter scenes of past seasons.
But these writers suck chode.

>>85676006
its actually due to sansa's rape scene

>>85675182

Last time GoT was good was season 4, and Oberyn mostly carried it

>>85676006
Its literally episode 3 of one of the final seasons.

You don't want to blow your load before the climax

Olenna and cartoonishly over-the-top Euron saved this episode. Davos is a god-tier hype man as always. Getting real annoyed how armies vanish or appear at plot convenience, how everyone is teleporting all over Westeros, how time is passing in bizarre ways. These details are being glossed over hardcore. Where is Lannister getting their seemingly infinite army?

>>85676094
I know that you fuck but the show is obviously not like the books

>>85676056
And most wealthy families and bankers aren't Jewish, including the Rockefellers. You deserve to be drowned in your own shit.

>>85676151
a blessing if you ask me

>>85676095
What? No they didn't. Loras took the Tyrell forces after Renly died. Stannis only got the Baretheon part of Renly's army.

>>85675765
Neither they end up fucking and work together to take the iron throne

>>85676059
you left out jaime going from kl to the rock

>>85676179
>>85676179
>>85676179

>>85676090
Soros is a family m8.

They should keep cutting back to sand snek slowly dying and rotting away a few times, now that would be some real gore

>>85674613
any torrent links yet?

>>85675015

In ACoK, Catelyn rails on Renly for having an army who had only fought in tournaments and never in actual war. Highgarden's army is large but inexperienced in the books, too. Plus with the Tarly's defecting, they were out their best commander and several thousand soldiers.

MOUNTAIN FIGHT WHEN

>>85675206
Lena was pregnant during walk of shame, they had to use a double.

And they can't just have her do a nude scene now, her body is completely different.

>>85675954

S M A R T

A N D

W I T T Y

47d chess you can't possibly understand MORTAL.

In all seriousness D&D forgot how to write Littlefinger and his plot is expended so now he's just there for comedic effect.

>>85676007

You need to go outside, you homo.

>>85675151
keep playing checkers imp while I am playing 3d chess

>>85676056
>Rockefeller
>Jewish

>>85676142
Ghost tends to just wander off and show up when plot demands it
Even in the books

>>85676128
Jaime hasn't had any good scenes since season 3. He's had several seasons to figure out that Cersei's a stupid bitch not worth fucking, but he's too beta to break up with her.

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>>85675142
>>85675201

That's Lannisport you dumbfucks, holy shit I hate showfags

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BASED DAVOS
BESED SNOW
BASED EURON
BASED CERCEI

SANDKIKES BTFO

DUDE JUST CUT IT OFF LMAO
DUDE SEWERS LMAO
DUDE JOFFREY WAS CUNT LMAO

Anyone disagree?

I wish they'd stop with the "night king this Night king that"

they've never hinted at knowing about a "night king" and then he shows up and suddenly EVERYONE uses that name like it means something

Jon shoulda said, white walkers are real, I need your dragonglass thats why I'm here. I'll bend the knee when my men no longer need to be rallied behind me to save the world, throwing in Night King makes him sound like a fucking retard

>>85676080
>The Lannister/Tyrell alliance happened in the first place because the Lannisters were out of troops

This is just silly. At no point were the lannisters out of troops. Highgarden joined them to fuck stannis.

>>85674946
Cercei talks about the gold she's taking from High Garden
Dany butthurt
Jaime taking the gold back
LF dagger, the one he used to arest Ned
Dany butthurt
Jaime leading the army back
Jon at a dragon glass mine
Podrik training with brienne
Theon getting back
Jon in the mine with dany
LF being shady
Brienne training with Pod
Arya arriving at Winterfell
Saansa plotting
Dany ridding Droggon

>>85674776
Jon would've sailed out of Whiteharbor

>>85676213
nice goatposts moving queer

back to /pol/ scumbag

>>85676289
Are traps gay?

>>85676289
>>>/r/asoiaf/

>>85676131
It was so fucking hilarious. Someone literally leaked the dialogue between Tyrion and Jon Snow at the beginning

l shit you not, literally word for word. Amazing how realistic the leaks are.

>>85675234
Orchestrated the Red Wedding.
Literally the whyisitmorenobletokilltenthousandmeninbattlethanadozenatdinner man.
He'd be proud

>>85675207
Wrong, Casterly Rock is supremely important to the Lannister's, it's their home. Just because you moved you don't just shrug if someone burns your house down. It's like Winterfell to the Starks, it's supremely important.

>>85675981
Probably. I dont know how D&D thought anything they had in S5/6 was better then the Riverlands arc for Jaime that basically serves as hsi redemption arc but its becoming very clear how hard they're scrambling to try and recover. Jaime has gone from one of the most interesting characters to some kind of background love interest morally grey type of guy.

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>>85676207
Good catch.

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>>85676323

>>85676300
THANK YOU!
I cringe every time I hear it; it instantly makes me think of Mac

>>85675510
In the books Euron is a batshit crazy brother-molesting, human-sacrificing pirate wizard with Valyrian steel armour and ties to the Faceless Men.

>>85676388
Lmao, how the fuck does that even happen.

I have a feeling dany is finally going to let loose the dragons and burn the lannisters while they are transporting the gold. Then fly the gold back to dragonstone and hire the golden company. Cersei wont make good on her claim to pay them back in a fortnight and thats when things start going south for her. One dragon may get killed and dany gets angry and unleashes the dothraki.

>>85676289
that is not lannisport you fucking idiot

>>85676329
How in the world could traps be considered anything but gay?

>>85675844
Jesus fuck, the fat falling out of her cheeks

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I see "I'm done with this show" comments everywhere on /tv/
I've seen them since season 2.

How does it feel to know you are either lying or are just newfags who wasn't even here with season 1?

Ratings numbers keep going up and up.

How does it feel to be so tiny and irrelevant /tv/?

You keep watching it because you "have to get along the shitposting"

How does it feel to know you are lying to yourself?