/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

MANLETS FOREVER BTFO

Reminder that if a midget can get with Audrey you have a chance too, anons.

first got Audreyfags getting LYNCHEDman

>Audrey went from best girl to married to a cuckold midget

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
LET ME JOIN JERRY IN THE WOODS

MARRIED TO AN AUTISTIC MIDGET

WAITED ALL THIS TIME TO SEE AUDREY AND SHE'S WITH AN AUTISTIC MIDGET

FUCKING MANLETS

>>85671232
Why is Audrey with this egg man?

the modern american husband

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON

COOOP

FIRST FOR RENIGGING

Billy?

SOMEONE WEBM THAT MIDGET JEW HANDRUB

inb4 this is just a coma fantasy playing out in Audrey's subconscious

Someone please post that webm again please

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HOW WILL /tpg/ EVER RECOVER FROM ***THIS*** KIND OF LYNCHING?!

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>this episode

>Lynch accused of raping his daughter by midget
>Lynch makes the midgets in the new series a murderous maniac and an actual c u c k

Really activates my almonds

>>85671350
Zane?

Eggman is the average /tv/ poster

Man this episode sucks

isn't chuck Linda's husband?

FUCK TWIN PEAKS AND FUCK TRUMP!

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>>85671232
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

SHE WAS PURE

I hope you're happy Audreyfags. Shitters.

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How will Audreyfags ever recover?

>shellyfags btfo last episode
>Audreyfags btfo this episode
WAIFUFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Do we know any of these people besides Audrey?

This physically fucking hurts. Please, please, go back to sweeping peanuts for 3 minutes. Go back to Dougie getting jackpots over and over.

Anything but this. this is too much make it stop MAKE IT STOP MAKEITSTOP

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The absolute STATE of Audreyfags right now.

OH SHIT, I'M FEELING IT
DOUGIE BACK NOW

Chuck's Feed & Seed?

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Jesus, Lynch. The Blacklist is now Canon?

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Fuck this. I can accept the Dougie shit. I can accept ashen homlessman got a light kino. But he fucked with mai waifu and I will not stand for this.

>Cooper/Audrey was the most beloved pairing in the original series
>everyone has been wanting a return to it for over 20 years
>here's a chance for her to have some sort of involvement with DoppelCoop
>instead she's married to a midget

What did Lynch mean by this?

It feels like every other character on this show is deliberately stalling for time.

>>85671457
I bet that girl gives great schnozz

Just kill the fucking manlet Audrey redeem this episode

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>>85671427
Cooperfags are BTFO as well

>>85671457
that cashier lady is cute as fuck

>>85671473
What are you going to do about it, you little bitch?

I fucking love this. Lynch truly blowing the fuck out of pleb waifufags

audreyfags PERMANENTLY BTFO BEYOND REPAIR

FUCK you and your STUPID SLUT WAIFU

I was promised something like episode 8. Call for help.

we are going to get lynched and get dale cooper back this episode dougiefags BTFO vedderfags BTFO SCREENCAP THIS

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>we still haven't seen what the deal was with Jack Rabbit Springs

This fucking Donald Pleasance midget

As an Audreyfag I now completely feel nothing. I have no emotions.

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Cooper is never getting his mind back comfirmed.

>Audrey is fuckin the guy that Andy was supposed to meet in the woods

FUCK

Audrey fucks billy while married to charlie who knows tina who's married to chuck who knows larry who stole a truck

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>>85671540
Cancel my Showtime subscription and drink heavily.

>>85671570
>implying that won't be the finale

how many people switched off in this 15 minutes of nothing?

annie once again proven to be most pure and best waifu. Audreyfags and shellyfags eternally BTFO

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>>85671478

>inb4 ten minute roadhouse performance with no pay off
DO IT LYNCH
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

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>25 minutes of a fucking midget and Audrey

LYNCHED

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>>85671572

UGH, I JUST GOT LYNCH'D

fuck, this episode has been awful

all it needs is a 10 minute song at the end for the cherry on the cake

>>85671570
that's probably going to be the finale, when everyone converges on the coordinates

Call for help

>>85671624
>implying there will be a finale

sweeping becomes vacuuming

vacuum kino

based charlie

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>>85671232
John Justice Wheeler, you've changed!

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>>85671572
With the dash of the mental midget from The Human Centipede II

AND THATS ALL THE AUDREY YOU GET FAGS

>>85671232
>midget accuses lynch of murder/rape
>Lynch uses season 3 as midget vengance

we've got what 5 minutes left?

>>85671232
that scene was fucking pointless I'm fucking LYNCHED so fucking bad

Dougie better get his mind back or I'm going to lynch Lynch

>guest musicians My Bloody Valentine

>>85671555

This is like ep 8, but it's the opposite. It's 100% terrible soap opera grind that goes nowhere. They even threw Audrey into it. This is what the plebs want.

that last scene broke me. Please just let the next 10 minutes be that guy vacuuming. I'm done with this world.

why Audrey. why did you do this to me.

>>85671703
It's a song. I fast forwarded it. No Coop this episode.

the midget is a charactuer of modern man

TITLE DROP

>>85671715
If Cooper stays retarded, we riot!

Whats the timer been on this Audrey atrocity? It feels like an eternity?

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>>85671720

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>>85671715

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>>85671720
>>85671720
>>85671720
>>85671720

post of the year

she googled the word coordinates and it was twin peaks?

>>85671685
I'll laugh if that's what he's credited as.

fuck there's 10 mins left no

THATS where TP is??

WTF HAPPENED BROS, I THOUGHT BASED COOP WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HIS MIND BACK?

WTF I HATE TWIN PEAKS NOW

Wheres Angelo?

>>85671777
HELLLLLLLLoooooooOOOOOOOO

>all these Audreyfags crying
Fucking glorious. Thank you based lynch

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Russianfag was right about everything but Coop getting his mind back

twat, he saw the episode early and wrote down what happens with a troll at the end

>>85671777
Limo for Mister Jackpots!

HEINEKEN!?

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CHROMATICS
This episode was fucking awful though

>>85671791
did you even watch the show before this season

who dat azn bae

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Told you that you'll see...

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WHERE IS COOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is the midget now officially more hated than Billy Zane?

Remember when James showed up?

FUCK THAT SHIT

>Heineken

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>tfw lynched

>>85671860

getting beaned in the face by sonny

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>where's Angelo?

>>85671838
>>85671793
its almost like someone posted the real leak but no one saved it and only posted the fake joke one

the original leak never said anything about dougie getting his mind back the one saying so was a fucking joke

why does no one do any fucking research for themselves

>>85671848
I thought it'd be closer to Seattle

this season is actual shit. I don't mind the avant gard stuff, but this blatant filler is he worst I've ever seen

JUST FUCKING END IT

Josie Packard's secret daughter confirmed

Coop aside, the old characters are completey pointless in this new series.

there is literally no reason for that 15 minutes of midget porn we had to sit through

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>>85671742
Two more episodes. Get on your Schwinn and burn off some steam.

>Audreyfags and coopfags eternally BTFO
THANK YOU BASED LYNCH

the fuck is going on?

This episode just drove off a cliff.

Is every band at the end of this show going to include some silver haired, hip millennial girl?

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>>85671860
Sorry to tell you, but he's never getting his mind back

Jesus christ this episode is the worst

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Was that a 50 yo with a wig?

BUCKHORN IS LITERALLY A DOPPLEGANGER OF TWIN PEAKS ITSELF FUCCCCCCCKKKKK

>>85671927
Second half of this episode was literally a waste of time.

FUUUUUUUCK
THIIIIIIIIS
EPISODEEE

Douglas Axtell, your sound mixing is terrible.

BOOOOOO

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>yfw that was literally the only Audrey scene in the season

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My nunfu

Was this worse than any Season 2 episode?

un fucking subbed

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Well I certainly got LYNCHED because that episode fucking sucked!

So this is what feeling LYNCHED is like.

Wow, I wonder what my favourite characters Chet, Angelo, Billy, Chuck and Tina will be doing next episode

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confirmed worst episode

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So many fucking names of offscreen people I have to remember. This is the first episode to ever really LYNCH me

If there's any episode that can seriously be considered a filler it's this one. At least the other slower episodes had some stuff going on.

the scene with cole and albert in the hotel room was fucking hilarious

did we just get lynched

I bet this is all the Audrey we get. She isn't showing up again.

God dammit Chromatics are never going to come out with that new album

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Worst episode so far by a landslide. Worse than anything from 2B.

>>85672027
fuck this shitty episode

>>85672000
No. It's pretty on par with middle-late season 2 though.

The Sarah Palmer stuff was good. That's it.

>>85672013
Jesus Christ fuck off trip fag. You're just as bad as this episode

FILLER EPISODE

>>85671999
Oh shit is that from that Nude Nuns movie

That was a very very hard Lynching, I was contemplating getting beer now it's a necessity

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>Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>19h movie
>main character doesn't show up for an hour

>>85672040
Gee you must fucking love to post this every single fucking thread every single Sunday

wow that was insanely disappointing. only lynch would name a filler episode after an iconic plot-driving mythos quote

>>85672048
>Worse than anything from 2B.
b888888

>>85672019
I'm pretty sure the only one that was already mentioned was Billy, and it was only in passing because Bing was looking for him at the RR if I remember correctly

>dougie was only on for 5 seconds

>it's a Lynch fucks with more than just reddit episode

What the fuck were he and Frost thinking when they were writing this shit

VEDDER PATRICIANS CONFIRMED RIGHT ONCE AGAIN

PLEBS WHO GOT LYNCHED PLEASE STICK TO GAME OF THRONES

>now we know why Sherilyn Flynn was so pissed off about her role in this season
>she turned out to be entirely justified

I don't know how to feel about this.

Haven't been this lynched in a long time.

C+

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>Audrey comes back
>it's the worst episode in the season

Defend this episode.

Worst episode by a landslide.
Seeing Coop get bonked by the baseball was basically the feeling I got watching this whole thing.

>>85672060
LEAVE MARINA ALONE

>>85672084
fuck off newfag

Whoopee.

I loved it!

>>85672048
FACT

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>All those fucking random names thrown out in the most convoluted soap opera fashion imaginable
>Every scene being drawn out by filler drama or literally nothing
>Lynch barely holding his laughter in
>"Heres Audrey lol"

All this needed was coffee and pie to really lampoon the normies.

thank god pickle rick will wash that shit out of my eyes.

the dreams over lads. it gets worse & worse from here

>>85671999
Your nunfu looks like a degenerate slut! I bet her loins ache for child!

That was a literal waste of time, and I've loved everything else so far.

this episode did not rock

>>85672084
They do it because it's true.

I've loved every other episode this season
that was just
bad

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>>85672022
Bitch at mystery, bitch harder at exposition.

Let's rock

>tfw I predicted it that Richard is the son of Audrey and Cooper

First half of the episode was good, but as soon as that bizarre as fuck Audrey scene happened, it really went downhill.

Anyhow, who did Tim Roth shoot?

>>85671232
SHERILYN FENN IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD ACTRESS!!

>>85672122
the cole and albert scenes were great
sarah palmer scene was creepy as fuck


stopcomplainign you plebs

LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

Okay, if we're not gonna talk about Judy can we at least talk about Billy?

unironically the worst episode so far
why the fuck was this so hyped, I can't even defend this

>N-No Lynch doesn't deliberately fuck with people, I-I swear!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who the fuck are billy tina and chuck

How the fuck are they going to wrap this up in 6 hours.

>>85672059
One of the things I disliked about 2 was how Sarah mostly dropped off the map when there was so much they could have done with her. It was nice that she got some screen time this ep. Otherwise, I hated this.

>>85671350
I guess he's the guy who owned the truck that Richard was driving
The guy told Andy it was stolen and it was used to hit the little boy

I'm really not sure why that was hyped so much.

SIX FUCKING EPISODES LEFT
SIX

>>85672171

the warden

The first half was almost like a real episode with stuff happening.

Don't know what the fuck happened to that second half.

>>85672109
>ever doubting the Fenn

>>85672191
he used to own the feed and seed

>yfw that's Audrey's only scene in the entire series

>>85672170
Wow who could have ever guessed. You must be some sort of Rasputin reincarnation

>>85672122
The 'coordinates' scene. We now know that Buckhorn is itself connected to Twin Peaks by being a doppelganger itself of it.

>>85672171
The warden who released Cooper.

>>85672173
>the cole and albert scenes were great
Wrong. Fuck that french cunt.
>sarah palmer scene was creepy as fuck
The Sarah scenes were the only good thing in this entire episode.

>>85672032
You don't want the Felliniesque sex scene?

>>85671232

Reminder Audrey was ALWAYS awful you just wanted to fuck her

>>85672171
> who did Tim Roth shoot?

Who Evil Coop told him to in the other episode.

>kyle said there was candie
>there was no candie

did we just get KYLED?

>>85672136
I don't think even normies would like this. Let's hope Lynch got his shit together next episode.

I WANNA FUCK THAT ASIAN SLUT AT IN THE ROADHOUSE

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>>85671232
Who the fuck did Tim Roth snipe?

I didn't recognize him

My expectations crashing over the course of that episode was like a fucking psychedelic experience.

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>>85672200
They won't

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>>85672080
Hahaha
Reminder to check the Vedder song...

>>85672225
>literally nothing ever again references her even in the next 2 seasons

>>85672269
the warden

>>85672259

Wait, yeah he straight up lied kek

>>85672269

The prison warden

>>85672260

They won't. But it's what they've been pining and screeching for.

Unironically great episode

Plebs please go

Jesus that episode was all over the place

>>85672202
Really wanna know what's moving in her house.

>>85672225
>that's why she was so pissed afterwards

>>85672238
explain

>>85672122
The french chick was really hot

>>85672289
This is the last season, anon.
Let go.

>>85672269
the warden

Not since Shoah have my emotions been so battered and crushed into nothingness so thoroughly.

only this did it in a mere 30 minutes instead of 9 hours.

>>85671846
This was the weakest episode so far.

SOMETIME I WORRY ABOUT YOU, ALBERT

That audrey scene was the most painfully bad thing I've ever watched

>We'll never find out what Tina said on the phone
>We'll never find out what happened to Billy
>We'll never see Audrey again
>None of that was relevant to the story
L Y N C H E D

Would have taken vedder over that 2bh

That episode had hardly any Dougie. : (

>Dougie finally shows up
>Scene is 8 seconds long, he gets hit with a softball
>End
>No other Dougie scenes entire episode
>Audrey married to an autistic accountant midget
>episode ends with ten minutes of two girls talking in a bar about their friends relationships and drinking heineken

10/10 superb trolling, superb fucking tolling by a master troll my hat is off.

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>>85672107
THIS^

>>85671232
Was it just me or did the French Girl look a lot like Isabella Rosellini?

I didn't see her on the credits so I assume it's not her

Bizzaro episode 8

What was the pipe of showing Jacoby again for 5 minutes

I mean that scene was literal filler

Was it bob in the fan in FWWM? Whatever was there still seems to be haunting Laura's room

TURNIPS

I HAVE BEEN LYNCHED

THANK YOU DAVID LUNCH LOL

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>>85672302
Our friend the Jumping Man of course

The episode description for Part 13 on Showtime "What story is that, Charlie?" is probably one of Audrey's lines next episode.

>>85672269
the warden, they set this up episodes ago you ADHD faggot

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LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>85672145

>>85671608
Was his name Billy? If it was, good catch.

N-next week guys, next week will be the true successor to ep 8! Believe!

>>85671232
Have we finally reached a skipable episode?

please webm jew midget rubbing hands

the great pleb filtering of our times

The turnip joke was probably the funniest thing all season, at least.

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Remember when we used to joke about this kind of episode? You know, like 60 minutes of nothing happening?

Lynch did it, the absolute madman.

Someone give me the name of Gordon's hooker please

>>85672377
It's implied that Leland used the fan to mask the sounds of him raping Laura.

Second best episode (no no 8 wasnt the best one) of the series.

This is for patricians only.

>>85672386
Audrey/Charlie scene confirmed important. Lynched plebs screaming filler are no longer welcome.

>>85672269

The average /tv/ attention span

>>85672369
Literally just copy paste from the last time he showed up

>>85672122
>Diane renters through red curtains like entering/ coming from the lodge
>Diane using phone as communication (electricity)
What is her endgame?
>Sarah goes to a convenience store
>Black lodge is above a convenience store
Also, MY WAIFFU IS BACK!! YAY!! But did she fuck her son or something what was up with that?

>>85672126
>MARINA
How fucking old

is this the greatest lynching of all time?

>tfw plebs finally waking up realizing s3 is shit

Audrey yelling > the sweepening

>>85672339
>that Richard is a killer
>it doesn't matter
>good
>twin peaks is atmosphere not story

this series is gonna make a nice 10 hr movie

>>85672347
That softball contained the essence of Coop, you pleb! DOUGIE ARC IS NOW COMPLETE!

Charlie is the worst fucking character. He blue balled all of us by not answering Audrey.

>>85671608
No, she's fucking Hastings and they can't find him because his head blew up.

>>85672417
the lady taking forever to leave was hilarious imo desu

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>>85672324
Lol

>>85672432
Nigger the fan was electricity.

They travel through the electricity.

A ceiling fan is not going to cover up rape screams.

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>>85671350
BILLY

I understand the point of the Audrey scene. "Fans" wanted her so badly, and now Lynch gave her, but in such a shit way. The midget not telling her what he heard is a metaphor to never seeing Audrey again in the series.

That's why on Twitter she was raging at Lynch. I never cared for Audrey, but this episode was absolute shit. Literally 10 minutes of material.

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>all those names thrown around of random people who don't matter and never will

THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS HERE

>>85672469
I only found it hilarious because I was watching the /tpg/ reactions

Can't wait for the fan edit to remove all the filler. :^)

>>85672455
>>twin peaks is atmosphere not story
David Lynch's original idea to have a sitcom/soap opera about a murder investigation that never gets solved was a fucking retarded idea.

What the fuck were they thinking?

What's the deal with the beef jerky?

I don't know how Albert hasn't murdered Gordon yet. He looks like he's about ready

The next episode is called "What story is that, Charlie?" so there will be more Audrey/midget kino.

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Real talk though. What of consequence actually happened in this episode?
>Tammy got inducted
>confirmed lodge shit going on with Sarah Palmer
>warden ded
Is that it?

>>85672432
100% not true. Laura literally talks to the fan

>>85672385
I did think about this in the grocery store when that music started playing. I really wanna know what happened in her house.

>>85672537
It reminded her of the wild beasts feeding on the bull.

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mfw

This episode was the biggest shit eating grin to the normies. I'm amazed /tv/ hated it so much.

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>>85672243
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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first episode to make me mad. goddamnit lynch.

>>85672529
I'll wait for the superior fan edit that slows down all the motionless and silent scenes 5x to create the ultimate 40 hour long masterpiece

This is hilarious

Reminder this was the most hyped episode yet

jesus christ gordan cole sucks as a character. he's ok as a cameo, not as a central focus. for fuck's sake lynch

>>85672488
Why not both?

>>85672514
Congrats, you are fucking cancer. And so is anyone else that browses a fucking general while an episode is airing. Shame on all you ADD faggots.

>>85672567
Yes

Enjoy your midget soap opera

This episode is pleb filter. 9.5/10. Fuck you faggots go back to /got/

>>85671232
Why the fuck would she marry some shitty little kurt eichenwald looking kike?

>>85672243
>tripfag
>did not understand that the french girl was giving Albert a code just like the transvestite from fwwm did
somehow I am not surprised

>>85672538
Way too old and past caring. He doesn't dish out the insults like he used to.

last episode was 10/10 and this one was 3/10

what the fuck lynch?

>>85672590
She looks so old and used up! Women older than 30 should be put down like rabid dogs!

NEW

>>85672676
>>85672676
>>85672676

Wow sure is LYNCHED in here

This was a great episode

LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED THE EPISODE THAT CHANGES THE STORY
REMINDER WE HAVE 6 EPISODES LEFT AND THIS STILL FEELS LIKE A FUCKING SET UP

What the fuck did I just watch?

>>85672507
I don't get his reasoning though. Didn't Lynch himself love Audrey as a character and was personally displeased with how the Audrey/Cooper ship was shot down? Why would he be so vindictive?

>>85671872
That was cool

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>>85672359
not her too young
and damn fine legs

>>85672655
what an epic maymay friendo

Audrey has always been terrible.

>>85672446
>Sarah goes to a convenience store
Notices the room has changed and things are different, like in the episode where the credits has Bing, played by Riley Lynch shouting "anybody seen Billy?" Then the room suddenly completely changes, with Shelly shrugging it off as her imagination
Probably something to do with alternate worlds colliding

>>85672394
>no bingo
>LYNCHED
That's not the way it works.

>>85672697
Season four confirmed.

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>>85671232
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85672601
Because that's a funny meta-joke once but it's doesn't work for 25 minutes straight

>>85672655
Buddy, people in this thread have exquisite taste. Except for you. This episode was shit. Better luck next week.

>>85672684
i'd hit it

>>85672537
Turkey Jerky. Like beef, only made with turkey.

>>85672433
Damn fine episode

>>85672664
Will you please just go back to /b/ already, this place is not for you

>>85672639
This had to have been an le epin trole

>>85672601
>this denial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtODUdKA1B8

>>85672583
I have no doubt something is lurking around in her house, especially with the shot of the rotating ceiling fan with the light on.

After I saw Twin Peaks: The Return episode 12 on Showtime, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another episode until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.

>>85672777
Is it smoked?

>>85672753
This season is getting shit in viewers
If lynched figured that s4 was gonna happen then hes retarded

>>85672758

Drawing it out so long is exactly what makes it work.

>>85672822
If you weren't laughing at the apocalypticly transparent trolling of this ep you don't get it and shouldn't be watching.

>Cole and Albert decided the Cooper case was a blue rose and officialy brought Tammy in and officially strung Diane in
>Cole then got himself a french callgirl which Albert interrupted to tell him he intercepted Diane's text about Las Vegas
>Diane checked the co-ordinates and they're Twin Peaks (presumably Albert and Cole know this and don't see a reason to go or even call anyone there, even though Major Briggs was last seen alive there?)
>Twin Peaks PD are hunting for Richard, Ben is going to pay Miriam's hospital bill
>The Warden gets killed by the Dooperfriends
>Sarah is off the deep end and her house is fucking haunted or some shit? Hawk checks in on her after she causes a scene in the grocery store
>Audrey's lover Billy is missing and she asks her midget husband Charlie to help her look for him, Billy instead calls Tina because Tina's husband Chuck was the last one to see Billy and by the way Chuck's truck was 'borrowed' by Larry
>A couple of roasties gossip about their friend who is into a guy who plays around, and then another guy shows up who almost got run over on the way to the bar
>Dougie is too retarded to play catch
>Jacoby pumps out his redpill show again

idk if i'd say nothing happened but it was mostly tenuous as fuck

ahahaha
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(me)

>>85672601
>implying that wasn't episode 8
This was shit, the worst parts of the series made into an episode

>>85672946
View don't really factor in much on premium cable.

>tfw no Jack Rabbits Palace

>>85672200
It will end in the middle of a filler scene, and you won't see a new season until 2020 (if then).

>>85672798
>tripfag telling other people they don't belong

This is the truth, and this is coming from an guy who had original season Audrey as a waifu and always thought she was the best girl on the series.

She didn't forget how to act, it's just that she was so fucking hot back then it didn't matter if she could act or not. She was literally so amazing to look at that nothing else really mattered.

This is why some women stop getting roles as they get older and men keep getting roles into their 60's. Because if men are in the business they usually can act from the start, with women sometimes the only thing keeping them in the business is their beauty. It's why Katie Holmes can't get roles now because of "sexism". It's why Jennifer Lawrence won't get roles 10 years from now because of "sexism". etc

How did the FBI never find out about a second Cooper lookalike who appeared on fucking tv

This episode was pretty uneventful.
Only stand out scene was the cashier scene maybe the Blue Rose stuff as well.
Everything else fell flat. The Jacobi stuff is getting old too, at least mix in some new material.

>>85672238
WHAT

>>85673004

EXACTLY
It gave them EXACTLY what they've been whining about and did it in the worst, most obnoxious way possible. It wasn't arthouse eraserhead Lynching. It was Lynch pulling a monkeys paw.

>>85673105
>the fbi watches local news stories from every single city in the US

>>85673093
She was just in that "Wish Upon" movie.

Sherilyn Fenn's been getting more work lately and she looks fine for a minutely pudgy woman in her late 40s.

>>85673105
Because Dougie is in another universe
Doppelganger Coop is in the original universe
Same as the FBI, whereas Twin Peaks is alternating between the two worlds, which is how Dougie's key ended up there
And Sarah is noticing the changes like how there was suddenly turkey jerkey in the convenience store, as well as the room changing and the scene where we see Shelly reacting to the entire diner's customers changing in the credits
They're suddenly completely different and Shelly shrugs it off

One thing I'll say is I thought the part where Albert asks Gordon what kind of Bordeaux it is and then Gordon says the time and they just kind of stare at each other was really poignant for some reason. Gordon's deafness is usually played off as a joke but he seemed really vulnerable in that moment, and Albert seemed to recognize that. I don't know something about it just kind of struck a chord

So Chuck is richard right? Based on the truck story?

Also does this mean Audrey lives in twin peaks? Given that she was never mentioned by anyone even Richard or her parents I figured she'd moved away. Wouldn't sherrif Truman have come and talked to her as well as ben?

Welp, time to get #CancelTwinPeaks trending
Even I, a David Lynch ass kisser, thought that was garbage. It was as bad as any bad episode from Season 2.

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>all these LYNCHINGS going on

>>85672712
Gordon made it with a girl who made him wish he spoke a little french! and then he also proceeded to do so! so nice for him

>If the FBI team go to Las Vegas
There's no reason to, what're they gonna do check in with the local office to see if anyone saw evil Cooper? And someone just so happened to see him on the news but he had short hair and stopped a gunman?
>If they call or go to Twin Peaks
Truman can say they've opened Cooper's old case and got the key in the mail but then what?
I guess it depends if they think it's connected to the blue rose about Major Briggs, if they mention it Truman could say well we just so happen to be going up to a black fire evil cave because of a tip from Major Briggs we found in a message cylinder from 20 years ago.
But then what, Gordon and Albert go stumbling about in the woods with Hawk and Truman? What would that do. I am fucking Lynched, there's no way to logically do any normal storytelling beats here.

Don't sell your blood, anons

>>85673467
No, the joke is that it was Chuck's Fuck and Suck.

>>85673546
J A C K R A B B I T S P A L A C E

>>85673431
albert was crying

Official survey. Rank 'em from best to worst.

1. Cooper
2. Double Cooper
2. JJ Wheeler
3. Billy
4. Charlie

>>85673223
Oh I get what you meant

>>85673769
I don't know where the header went. Audrey's husbandos, it is.

LET'S HOPE THAT GIRL WILL TURNIP, /tpg/. TURNIP!

I didn't follow the threads on the "hype" for this ep. I watched it with expectations on par with every ep. There was a lot of good in this one. The FBI stuff was entertaining and pushed some plot a little. The stuff with Momma Palmer was good. Ben Horne and Frank Truman had a good scene together (I really liked his "green bike" monologue).

Then there's the Audrey stuff. I honestly feel like it was a joke. All of it felt melodramatic and deliberately convoluted. All the random names and vagueness. I think it's more a tease as to how Audrey is going to intersect with the main story.

I guess I could see why people would be upset, but I feel like you guys are blowing it out of proportion honestly.

what did they say about blue rose cases in this? i must have missed it

My predictions for the rest of the season:

>Truman, Bobby, and Hawk will discover that the Black Lodge is leaking into the human world through entry points in Twin Peaks, and only Cooper can stop it
>Gordon and Albert will investigate Diane's communications with Evil Coop, leading them back to Twin Peaks
>The Mitchum Brothers will somehow lead Dougie to Twin Peaks also
>Dougie and Evil Coop will enter the black lodge at the same time and hunt each other down, mirroring the S2 finale
>With help from the Giant, one-armed man, and his arm, Good Coop will destroy Evil Coop, or merge with him to bridge the gap
>Good Coop will emerge from the black lodge, finally well again, but Evil Coop is still dormant inside him at the very end
>Lynch will end it on a cliffhanger and never make another season

>>85671427
What are you talking about? I still love Audrey and Sherry Fenn.

>>85673477

how do people like you even manage to watch the show in the first place?

>>85673952

this