/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>85668681
Wheres a higher res stream?

fuck off with all your gimmick and meme posting nobody cares

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LET'S ROCK

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Chrysta Cute

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85668712
Amazon

FYI RUSSIA LEAK IS REAL I'M RUSSIAN
AUDREY IS COMING BACK SUKA

LET'S ROCK BAYBEEEEE

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>watching a low quality stream

It's like you plebs can't even appreciate kino.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>Tfw no Donna in this episode

V E D D E R
E
D
D
E
R

TAMMY GETS RAPED

Candie touches Coop without her gloves this episode and he and laura both come back :)

lunch'd

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>>85668792

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>>85668681
who

>>85668767
>>85668792
Go to bed Eddie

>>85668836
>Lunch

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>>85668792

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COOPY COOP COMES BACK THIS EPISODE
screencap this.

>tammy's skirt
nnnnnnnnnnnngh

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>>85668681
thanks for making a new thread right before the ep OP

Here's to Vedder

This Tammy actress cannot act. You can tell she is not interested at all

OH SHIT THE CURTAIN

ALIENS

We xfiles now

J E F F

CHET

>>85668843
>go to beddie

Are we gonna talk about Judy?

JEFFRIES

Info dump!

WORST
REVEAL
EVER

AYYYYYYYYYY

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Hahaha
FROSTED
R
O
S
T
E
D

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yeah I'm running this shit now faggots

What is the hazing ritual to get initiated into this elite group?

CHET DESMOND AND PHILIP JEFFRIES

>>85668934
Tammy is hot as hell and her acting is better than the original series.

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RUSSIAPOSTER WAS RIGHT

The X-files-Twin Peaks connection.

>>85668934
I'M. IN.

There is no way id be productive if Tammy was in my squad.

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Let's Rock

Tammy gonna disappear

AYYM INN

>you want me to join the blue rose task force?
bitch, you already read all the case files

>>85669013
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Tammy
>Honors at George Washington high school
>Dean's list at MIT

Who wrote this garbage?

OH ANGELO

>>85669013
HYPE

>>85669035
hopefully she gets naked first :)

Tammy is gonna die

>>85669066
FROSTED

LET'S ROCK

>>85669035
Into Lynch's dungeon.

>dat walk through the curtain

>>85669013
>cooper gets his mind back

EVEN FLOW

Dianne just came out of the lodge

>there's a red curtain behind Tammy in the shot where se accepts to join the Blue Rose task force

Welp

Red curtains Wut

DEPUTY DIANE

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>>85669104
To Tammy and the Blue Rose!

>>85669066
Me desu

THE THING

SHE SAID THAT THING

>>85668681
How is it so far?

LET'S ROCK

Now that was a Lynching

CHOSEN ONEEEEEE
>i'm coming
CHOSEN ONEEEEEEEE
>i'm coming

hey she said the thing

KEK why did that cigarette sizzle

LOL NO MFAP

Jerry out of the woods

>>85669013
FUCK DRUMPF

KCOR S'TEL

I don't get it.

Jerry's out of the woods!

LET'S ROCK fags BTFO

RUN JERRY RUN

>Let's rock!
THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY!

Sarah is a real G

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Porn allowed on blue board now? Look at those ads

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>let's rock

sarahkino

Mama wants liquor

FWWM convience store sounds!!!!

>>85669280
kill yourself mobile poster

>convience store

who did the awful sound editing for this piece of shit show?

SHOULD I GET HYPE? I CAN'T WATCH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M STUDYING. HOLY FUCK is it really happening???????

The Convenience Store.

Tyrion & Jon scenes was pure KINO

gobble gobble

FUCK beef jerky and beef jerky people

MEN ARE COMING

That cashier is a cute twink boy.

>>85668681
Havent started watching it yet.
This bitch says, "let's rock?"

Fuck off

Tammy was a mistake

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>let's party rock
Bravo Lynch

does the cashier boy look familiar to anyone else??

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BRUTAL

>>85669387
Diane said let's rock.

Poor Sarah

Oscar is pretty cute. I'd dress him up as a girl and go to town

qt cashier gonna get laura'd

Wait fuck, is this THE Convenience Store?

Holy shit Twin Peaks x Inland Empire universe confirmed

That was some good crazy acting

>Cashiers can't act

Meat loaf?

>>85669363
Yes. Eddie Vedder was in line behind Sarah Palmer while she bought $133 worth of booze and she sperged out over Jerky

>when you dont have enough money for booze so you fake a schizo episode

This episode is only 54 min btw

>>85669405
Kek

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>husband murders your daughter and niece, then dies in police custody
>possessed by visions of terror and doom
>survives for 25 years and drinks herself into a stupor every night

Ms. Palmer deserves better :((((

My uncle has a backyard just like this one.

>>85669475
Fuck I miss 10 minutes already

>>85669534
JUST

>>85669534
>night
Bloody Marys are for mornings

keep your blood

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Dougie's not getting his band back this episode

doggi play ball

OH ANGELO

Comfy pacific northwest cloudy day.

lol classic dougie!

OH

>When she starts staring at the Jerky

I thought some shit was going to appear.

sonny-jim throw ball at dougie head

Are they really leading up to Jerry just randomly wandering his way into Bobby's investigation?

What possible thing could he do?

Vedder deniers BTFO

dougie playing catch

>Fan is on

OH FUCK

can we get a gif of that baseball scene

LOOK LOOK EVERYONE! AUDREYCHAN AUDREYCHAN!

the ceiling fan

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LOOKS LIKE DOUGIE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>85669361
everytime someone talks the background sound cuts out

wtf

THANKS HAWK

wat

ITS AUDREY

>>85669361
>>85669668
All this season I've been having to turn up my volume like, three times higher than normal just to hear people say anything.

wow scenes are moving so fast

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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>he thought it was audrey

PIE!

Diane you fucking cunt.

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>that electric sound
Lodge spirits confirmed still at Laura's house

Is Richard the most inefficient criminal in history?
>Start selling drugs
>have to stop day one because you accidentally run down a child
>try to kill witness
>fail
at least he managed to rob an old woman and a retard I guess

>>85668728
I want to breed Tammy!

>>85669831
why is she helping evil coop

What are the Russian leaks? Searching pleb archive just brings up election 2016 posts

>>85669659
?

That boy ain't right

>>85668728
I want to pollinate her.

>>85669884
see>>85669013

>>85669868
Because
>women

>>85669013
hollllly shit

>>85669884
All I remember is that Audrey goes "searching for her long lost lover" and that Gordon and Albert "accept Tammy into their ranks".

>>85669981
Is that what they call spitroasting, these days?

>>85669959
What's Russian for "dougiefags btfo?" Idiot.

>>85669981
>audrey

fake

>>85669013
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>85669361
million-dollar budget for this no-music uncinematic amateur shit

>>85670048
dougiecyka blyat
Dude, do you EVEN Google translate? duuuuuh!

>>85669013
DANK AS FUCK

what is this shit..??

did it go down

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I'm a naaaaasty woman.

Audrey confirmed. She's fucking Billy.

>Ben reminiscing about his childhood
these scenes always get me.

>>85669361
>>85669668
It's the stream, there's a compressor/limiter on it that makes it sound shitty, not the show itself.

God damn this show is fucking shit


and Tammy is the worst actor in history

>Richard never had a father
Single mothers BTFO

Also please end this fucking scene already jesus christ

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

>>85670211
I have noooooothing to do in this script!

>>85670211
Definitely Mark Frost casting

Gordon ordered an escort?

What's up with the noise Everytime people go silent. Sounds like some cheap noise reduction.

???????????

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK LYNCH

Schwinn promo spot is old timey

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Jesus fucking Christ Lynch

who is this young thot???

Sofia Loren hooker

LYNCHED

Blessed Lynch

based lynch still gettin mad pussy

75 STRONG

We need a pic of Gordon smiling

Lynch's shit eating grin is fantastic

The sound mixing is so bad I can hear everyone breathing kajsdkfjsdf

HOT

CANDIEFAGS BTFO

>>85670307
Bad audio work

gtfo bitch

>>85669668
Holy shit!

Can't unhear. The BG noise and voiceover is so noticeable.

>>85670242
Tammy has the best hips in history!

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Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>she doesen't even wipe the floor for 35 minutes before leaving
what a thot

GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE

damn she got the Louboutins

get em gordon

What the fuck I hate season 3 now

HOLY FUCK BITCH JUST GTFO ALREADY

>>85670238
no fag. that only amplifies the flaws.
it's retardedly bad sound editing

bitch wants gordons money

>>85670466
Sweep, not wipe, you fucking poseur.

Holy shit kill me

It's Audrey talking to a midget for ten minutes about Billy.

Lynch what the fuck are you doing just remove thot

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I wonder why Lynch spent so much time on this part?
Really gets the neurons firing.

You just know Lunch wrote this himself

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>>85670500
Just wait...

OUT OUT OUT

Kinda girl that makes ya want to learn a little French

TURNIP

>>85670550
>give me 10 minutes screentime or i will tell everyone you are a pedophile

>>85670238
I'm watching it on showtime.

>the whole escort schtick was a code all along
so this is what being LYNCHED feels like

>>85670410
Nah it's good actually, it's uncomfortable

You're just stupid

diane BTFO by based albert

DBZ must've inspired Lynch for this scene, all of these stares

Is the sound editing some kind of symbol for Gordon's hearing or am I being lynched or is it just shit?

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>this episode

FINE
BOR
DEAUX

>all these redditors complaining about the sound

LYNCHED

It's putting you in half deaf Cole's shoes

oh shit albert is going to die

>>85670517
No it isn't, the same stream was playing the previous episode before this, and it had the same issue.
The background noise is getting fucked because the compressor has a long release and so the gain keeps ducking and then slowly going back up whenever someone talks.

Mr white

>>85670701
It's cheap bastards that aren't watching a paid source and complaining about streams.

Knowing Miguel Ferrer died after this made that last line a lot more emotionally wrenching

>Wendy's

MCDONALDSFAGS AND BURGER KINGFAGS BTFO

kek, Gordo didn't want to share his wine

>>85670648
>Y-you just don't get daddy Lynch's avant garde BRILLIANCE!
Anon, pls, we all know this show is dogshit.

Wtf I want Wendy's now

Who just got shot?

time for alex jones

>>85670826
Warden from the prison

>Wendy's
>not Steak N Shake

WAS THAT BATTLIN BUD?

>>85670826
Warden Murphy

Filler: The Episode

My freedom is right in between this barrel, slick

what were they thinking

>>85670826
ben did right in the head

another based jacoby rant

TIME FOR JACOBY KINO

>>85670793
Sorry you are so poor you are watching shitty streams. Don't take it out on other people.

HINDU KUSSHHHH

>>85670770
How do we know this was his last scene I don't understand? Surely he has more scenes?

Time for /pol/

based jacobi dropping the ampill once again

Globalists BTFO once again

Can't wait for the fan edit that will remove this shit

>>85668681
>miguel ferrer is dead

fuck I didnt know about that

OUT OF THE SHIT

>>85670826
Darude - Sandstorm

>>85670770
I did not know that he died. He died on my birthday...

is this meant to be infowars?

Nadine is definitely fucking him.

Wow it's even funnier the third time!

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>this episode
God damn I liked every other episode but this is getting too much

>only 29.99

>LITERALLY L I T E R A L L Y NOTHING HAPPENS THE EPISODE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85668681
this episode is shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85670769
I'm watching on showtime m8. On TV. And it was still super noticeable

AUDREYYYYYYYYYY

AUDREY IS HAPPENING

ITS AUDREY

Why doesn't Nadine just get a glass eye?

HERE IT IS BOYS AUDREY TIME
RUSSIAN FAG WAS RIGHT

>>85670916
this t bee h

Oh fuck.

FINALLY AUDREY

WAIFU TIME

>>85669013


MOTHER OF GOD

getting bored of this liberal masturbatory shit

THERE SHE IS

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>Talks about the layers of hell
>She shows up

>audrey out of nowhere
lmao

WEW AUDREY

Alex Jones is such a meme factory, this could be a whole lot funnier.

damn billy zane really let himself go

GODDAMN SHE'S A MILF NOW

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A U D R E Y
U
D
R
E
Y

STILL
CUTE

OH MY GOD AUDREY

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Guys, it's a whole 15 minutes of her yelling at this midget and nothing else. Nothing fucking happens with Audrey. I am beyond mad.

Who the fuck is this guy?

COOP IS GONNA WAKE UP

HOLLLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

AUDREEEEEEEEEEY

Audrey makes me diamonds

>find Billy

Audrey married a manlet?

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>bald midget thing

>>85671060
Want he is kill bill 2

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Dr. David Lynch,

Please do not associate our restaurant chain with gangsters and assassins.

Sincerely,
The Wendy's Company

This dude is deformed like fuck

He looks like humpty dumpty.

>>85670857
Padding: The Season

HAS ANYONE SEEN BILLY??

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>she married a midget

No wonder her actor is so pissed, married to a midget.

Who's Billy?

>husband

>Audrey will never viciously insult you

oh god i am so hard right now

hahaha audrey is so fucking shit

>>85671113
That's exactly what I said.

HUSBAND!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA


AUDREY CONFIRMED FOR SHIT

I'm gonna jerk off to this later

>>85671107
Will be posted tomorrow on their Twitter page.

Hahahahahahahaha Audrey married a retarded dwarf and cucks him

>Audrey will never berate you verbally

>>85671126
Audrey's lover.

>Audrey will never step on your dick
Life is suffering

>>85671126
Cooper's replacement lover in season 2.

First low quality episode

MIDGET CONFIRMED FOR KEK
HAHAHAHAHHA
WHAT THE FUCK

AUDREY IS SO FUCKING SHIT, WORSE THAN CANDIE, WORSE THAN DIANE

>Audrey married a fucking dwarf
LYNCHED

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Time is cruel.

RE-NIG, ON A CONTRACT?

>>85671161
Whoever runs the Wendy's twitter is prepping a Twin Peaks right about now

>>85671201
keep telling yourself that

>>85671193
that was the actor's name not the character

>Jewish egg dwarf

>waited all this time to see Audrey
>expect her to still be pining after Coop
>she's married to an autistic midget

I can't fucking believe

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

AUDREY WHAT HAPPENED\
WHY ARE YOU MARRIED TO A MIDGET?

>>85671193
Audrey's* Sorry

>Audrey finally shows up
>It's a filler scene

>>85671223
HOL UP

>Audrey swearing up a storm

I both love and hate this

We know who Charlie is now

>he actually said renig, not reneg

NEW THREAD
>>85671232
>>85671232
>>85671232
>>85671232

re NIG

>"renig" on our contract

re-nig

>>85671215
This, I'm better off killing myself while I'm young

HOW WILL /tpg/ EVER RECOVER FROM **THIS** KIND OF LYNCHING?!

now twin peaks sucks ass since audrey appeared

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>>85671184
Feels Bad

>>85671238
lynched

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Blacklist is canon. Post Megan Boone feet.

cant believe this antisemitic caricature lmao

>shellyfags btfo last episode
>Audreyfags BTFO this episode
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>85671231
Huh, you're right, my bad.

This episode is fresh shit in my mouth

>>85671338
Literally what

Why is Tumblr in these threads

>Roadhouse scene
>Coopers back
My fucking ass

THIS EPISODE WAS A PLEB FILTER! IT WILL FILTER OUT THE PLEBS SO WE CAN WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE AND GET LYNCHED AND FROSTED BIG TIME! MARK MY WORDS. IT WILL BE REAL HEAVY SHIT NEXT EPISODE JUST LIKE PART 2 AND PART 8

That was honestly bad, and I've loved every other episode so far.

>>85672050
I FORGOT ABOUT THE LYNCHING AND FROSTING IN PART 11

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>>85672096
>>85671397

who are you kids lmao

fucking nothing

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Are we going to kill the people on twitter who hyped this episode or am I in the wrong for expecting it to be great?

It feels like the show is still in its first act and there are only 6 hours left. When the fuck are hawk, Truman, and billy going to the woods? It was "the day after tomorrow" 4 episode ago

Is "Chuck" richard?!

>>85672314

i didn't read any hype about it and thought it was a good episode

How the fuck did the FBI never get wind of Dougie jone's TV appearance?!

>>85672345
i think Lynch has been

R I D L E Y
S C O T T E D

dementia happens to everyone

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>>85670307
It's all part of the plan

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>>85670048
>What's Russian for "dougiefags btfo?"
dogiyobi sosnuli

>>85672601
Reddit leaves after a day or two. You'll enjoy our Thursday and Friday memes

>>85673019
sasnuli*

>>85672585
As badly paced and awkwardly executed as this episode was, its still eons better than fuckin' Alien Covenant.