Eternal /got/ thread

>>85535889
First for stannis.

>Spanish Armada, Elizabethean era
>135 ships

>Euron
>1000 ships in a year

So the iron islands are equal to ~9 spains now are they

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5th for Azor is a dog's name

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tfw meera will ever demand your seed by threat of castration

>>85535889
This is what Podrick did.

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>>85535933

Why does no one get that Euron was merely being rhetorical?

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How would you kill her?

So will the SJWs get wet when Jon and Danny fuck?
Or will they throw a fit that she haults her conquest to fall in love with a white man?

>>85535985
Drumfpkins projecting, everyone

Showfags are stupid but female showfags are way worse

>>85535993
rape to death

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>>85535993

Lord Glover is one of the Lords that denied his support and hid in his castle.

Of course he was humbled by a girl who was actually present at the battle.

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>>85535993
>mfw Jorah returns to Bear Island as a greyscale super-warrior and rapes the shit out of her

>>85535993
fooked to death by wight karl tanner

>>85535993
Raped to death by Davos

Is Gendry /ourguy/?

>>85535993
Like, by slightly bumping into her probably.

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>>85535889
those knees ain't gonna bend 'emselves

>>85536026
He already got humbled by her last season. There's no need to do it every episode.

>>85535993
boil her alive

>>85536050
>peaced out before the show went to shit

yep definetly our guy

>>85535933
They own House Glover (Wolswood) as well as Dragon Point so clearly they have enough wood to build six billion ships anon so stf up

>pilou asbæk

How to pronounce his name?

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>>85535994
>So will the SJWs get wet when Jon and Danny fuck?
Most showfags want them to fuck even though she is his aunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwvISuw-v0s&ab_channel=wasgoed

>>85536026
A girl with next to no army > A lord with most of his army intact

>>85536101
Ramsay had expelled the Ironborn from the North by the time Jon started asking for support.

>>85536116
while bookfags want them to fug because she's his aunt

>>85536119
fuck off with your gay stah whas xd

>>85536044
Davos/Lyanna is a good coupling but not nearly as good as Davos/Shireen

>>85536124
A girl who gave literally everything he could for the true king > Some 'but muh wildlings' oathbreaker fucker

>>85535993
This character is so overdone. It was fine to show her initially, but giving her a little "girl power" moment every episode? Fucking christ, I just hope she's done for the rest of the season.

>>85535889
whats happening in that gif...

How the fuck did olenna, the greyjoys and Le snak all meet up in dragonstone to see dany so quick.

Fucking geography of this show is fucked

>>85536162
>doesn't swear fealty to a bastard oathbreaker of the night's watch
>oathbreaker

>>85536200
Didn't they sail with her?

>>85536119
I never really got how Bronn was able to not be thrown in the hole
A simple shove would have done it

>>85535889
This planet is weird.
>>85535993
Death by wights. She tries to fight but can't do shit because she's 10 years old and having 10 year old fight is a bad choice all around.

>>85536044
kek

>>85536116
>tfw the most handsome brother died
She would be swooning when approached by Robb

Rank the fighters in the show, only the ones who were alive when the show started:

1-Jaime Lannister
2-Oberyn Martell
3-Gregor Clegane
4-Brienne of Thar
5-Sandor Clegaine
6-Dario Naharis
7-Barristan Selmy
8-Bronn
9-Jorah Mormont
10-Syrio Forel

Rewatching s1-2 is gutrenching, how did we go from that to 'I stabbed you in the balls, hah' and I'll kill Oberyns brother because he doesn't want to kill a girl, then I'll do exactly what he had planned to do + kill the girl and get captured

>>85536295
That part looks kinda awkward, but Bronn could've easily brought Varys down with him though since he has one hand free

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>Tfw Best Girl

How is she so CUTE,bros? Post your best Danys/Emilias ITT. Bonus points for CUTE pics

>>85536006
Sounds like you genuinely hate women but ok

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>>85536330
t. Catelyn Tully

>>85536400
whats wrong with her face

>>85536445
She's a fat ugly rostie

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>>85536187
Its just not the same

>>85536422
Jon himself says that Robb was always more popular with girls, then again, Robb was a future lord while Jon was a bastard.

Why are navies so shit in this show? Why build a fleet if it can be destroyed in minutes like Stannis's, the Slavers', or Yara's?

>>85536200
They should have met in dorne. It literally makes no sense that they wouldn't have.

>>85536343
Put Jon arround 7 and I agree

>>85535852
KNOW GO HOME AND GET YA LONGSWORD

fucking kek I need more goodfellas/thrones

>>85536330
Robb was a proper qt, but realistically she'd be completely ruined by Drogo. Maybe the Thenn guy could compete, but everyone else would be a dull, soft, manlet to her.

>>85536400
>404: CUTE Emilias not found

>>85536419
Maybe if female showfags weren't the biggest pieces of shit ever I wouldn't have to hate them...

>>85536541
Kek

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*Sends your message*

>>85536367
Yeah it was clearly done to heighten drama I just think they pushed him too close

>>85536545
I unironically hate women

t. schopenhauer

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>>85536488
lets be honest, it's not even a competition

this guy can destroy pussy and ass at will

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Don't mind me just waiting forever over here

>>85536585
Women are truly the niggers of gender. You're not making a great case for your sisterhood, roastie

>>85536586
he always switches from looking handsome and really creepy and gangly to me, not sure why

>>85536627
I literally said I unironically hate women lol don't know how you didn't catch that

>>85536586
I don't understand what people see in Kit. He has a great body, but that's it. He's a manlet and his face is really plain. Plus he sounds like he's slightly retarded.

>>85536184
I'm not sure but I'm sure some vore fetishist is gonna be really happy about it.

>>85536488
>>85536586
Book Robb is still more attractive than Jon, but it's closer. Wildlings call Jon pretty, etc. Show Robb blows Show Jon out of the fucking water though

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>>85536541
>being this much of a liar

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>Ep 3 begins with Theon treading water in the early Dawn light
>it is eerily calm and quiet, a gentle mist hanging in the air
>Theon seems hopeless, he has just decided to end his life when


>the sound of splashing water in the distance
>a silhouette appears from the mist
>a young man with coal black hair and large arms rows towards him

>>85536343
Selmy
Bobbie B
Jaime Two Hands
Oberyn
Gregor
Brienne
Sandor
Dario
Bronn
Yohn Royce
Jorah
Ned

>>85536731
Does Yohn Royce even exist in the show?

will Jon bend the knee

>>85536757
He's the fat vale guy

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>>85536730
ONE

TRUE

KING

>>85536539
Naeh.
She rides Drogo with her unused pussy for the first time without much discomfort.

Maybe Daario ruined her.

>>85536774
Isn't that Nestor Royce?

>>85536635
I unironically think (Alfie Allen) Theon kind of looks like rob so when I think of Rob I also subconsciously think of theon

>>85536757
Yes,
Keep up showfag

>>85536586
Gorgeous.
Terrible facial hair though at a closer look damn.

>>85536343
Why does everyone think brienne is so good? She beats the little fag kid, holds her own against a tied up and malnourished Jaime, and then gets her shit pushed in several times and is saved at the last second twice.

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>>85536586
He doesn't look so handsome anymore

>>85536827
Yeah I can see what you're saying, they do look kinda similar.

>>85536849
Show Brienne beats the hound

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>>85536832
>asking about the show
>"keep up showfag"

>>85536672
Manlets are likely to come under the disability criteria for State hand outs soon, so technically waifus are playing the long game.

>>85536112
Pillow Assback.

>>85536849
She beats the crap out of Sandor as well
>She beats the little fag kid,
You mean Loras? I think that was a melee tournament of like 168.
Most likely taken from the top tier fighters of the Reach and Stormland armies.

>>85536900
Not my fault you don't have enough of an attention span to know who the characters are

>>85536825
Nope
Bronze Yohn

Danny is breaking the wheel, QED she's bring democracy.

There won't be a hereditary victor in the story of an anti-war writer who has repeatedly shown his distaste for the "Games the lords play" while the little people die

>>85536910
I need monthly welfare pussy to survive

is lord snows sperm strong enough to tear down dannys dothraki sperm dam?

>>85536941
Nice backtracking for an angry retard

>>85536119
I unironically love how every GoT swordfight has been converted into a star wars lightsabre duel

>>85536731
>in the show
>not Brienne no1

Lad..

>>85536052
underrated

>>85536896
>she has valyrian steel blade and plate armor
>he has studded leather

Good for her.

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>swn look at me like this

How can I become a Chad that girls look at the same way Dany looks at Daario?

>>85536950
>regularly proclaims she's a divine right monarch
>will bring in democracy
Sure thing pal

>>85535889
what bbc kino is that from?

>>85535889
>wormposting
kys, hopefully before the thread ends

>>85536950
dude, never in the history of mankind has a monarch given up his right in favour of the republic willingly or by their onw wish.

a couple roman emperors tried (or at least pretended they did), but they failed

>>85536990
He's also injured from Biter, and didn't treat the wound properly. And she doesn't even end up killing him.

>>85536995
Didn't he have AIDS?

>>85536112
Pillow As-bake

>>85535993
Lyanna literally did nothing wrong

>burn them all
>burn the all
>burn the wall

Sandor's gonna come back from Eastwatch with an obsidian sword, stab Gregor, who shatters into pieces like leaves

The Prophecy will finally be complete

>>85537112
She wasted screentime

>>85536937
>She beats the crap out of Sandor as well
A tired Sandor with a festering wound and little in the way of armor. Brienne had Valyrian steel and came totally prepared to fight.

I know the show writers meant for her to be more powerful, though.

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>Daario vanishes
>Suddenly Euron shows up after years away from the Iron Islands

What did they mean by this?

>>85537127
le Bran is Aerys xd

>>85536577
dear cersei please blow me

>>85537127
>burn them all race war now

damn was Aerys /ourguy/

>>85537131
yeah we all wanted more negros fucking

Why doesn't Benjen walk through the wall

>>85537204
Aerys "Torch Vaes Dothrak, Get a Tasty Snack" Targaryen

>>85537128
>implying their battle won't be hyped for at least 2 episodes before it happens
>implying it won't be a huge event
>implying one of the background characters won't call it "cleganebowl" and then wink at the camera

>>85537249
can't, magic in the wall stops things like him from crossing it

>>85537191
>Update
You mean he was somehow fighting the harpies while he was at the kingsmoot

Dumb frog

>>85537247
no but some bran, edd and castle black would be nice plus of course frogfu best girl

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>the treatment for grayscale is just ripping off the scabs

really makes you think

>>85537312
and an ointment of olive oil and something else

How is the show gonna end? Someone tell me now. Girlfriend left me and I'm gonna kill myself and i need to know the ending first.

>>85537312
I'm guessing he needs to also pour some liquid mixed with dragonglass on the wounds, or even ingest it as well

most probably die to trauma during the procedure

wat if the greyscale spread to his dicc

>>85537312
>just cut it out and apply a salve lmao

TOO DANGEROUS

BREAKING PRESTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtb0_MjrEZM
BREAKING PRESTON

>>85537249
He is undead. The undead cannont cross through the wall because it has spells engraved in it, preventing the undead from crossing.

It's here!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtb0_MjrEZM

>>85537312
infected scab tissues hurts so bad to rip off and is super hot all the time. imagine pulling that shit off and some greyscale puss got in your mouth.
>rip esophagus

>>85536995
just be yourself

>>85537249
black magic juju nigga he'll disintegrate

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Imagine ... Dany n Jons baby is Stannis...

>>85537405
Why doesn't he just walk around it like all the other dead guys?

>>85537404
yes YES YES

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>>85537312

>>85535889
this is supposed to represent Bran's ass devouring men's dicks right?

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>>85537427
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

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>>85537404
>>85537413

Fuck yeah!

>>85537404
someone leave a memeworthy /got/ comment that we sperg out and get to the top so presten notices us

Is it a coincedense that the quality of the show took a nosedive when Tywin died and Tyrion stopped playing politics in KL?

>>85535889
I'm a parasite biologist and this is foul

>>85537434
>Jon and Melly fuck
>use shadow baby to kill Cersei
Why wouldn't this work?

>>85537353
Man up you faggot

>>85537404
>>85537413
I don't understand the obsession with this guy

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>>85537390

>>85537540
Because Jon doesn't fug old hags

>>85537554
You don't need to, tourist

>>85537593
>muh secret club

Do you think kit and emelia got awkward filming their sexscene since they've dated irl and one obviously broke up wiTh the other

>>85537548
I tried that for the last few weeks. Doesn't work. Death seems nice. Tired of waking up every morning and going to work and just repeat repeat repeat. Never waking up again seems comforting.

>>85537438
He may, in fact do that, but as it stands right now, no one has walked around the wall yet, as prophesied.

>>85536153
>she's his aunt
not in the books

>>85537667
get off 4chan and go outside bro. also seek professional help

>All right your grace, it's your time to get on the stage
MUUUAAAAHHH the Dornish Red!

>>85537669
Good, because that would be fucking stupid.

>>85537692
Because you don't believe L+R=J?

How did Jaqen get captured in the first place if he's epic super assassin like arya? And coincidentally in the same caravan as arya

Bran time traveled him and told him to train arya

>>85537734
We already settled this
N or B+A=J
R+L=D

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I want to believe

>>85537734
Don't bait the Ashara autist.

>>85536200
Have you not figured out that ever since the source material ran out, all sense of geography and distances went out the window?

This season alone they are gonna go back and forth from the wall to dragonstone about 6 times in something that used to take a whole season

>>85537738
Bran is the night king.

business idea: start referring to the night king as the nights king to trigger the autists

I shall commence in a few days

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Most Beautiful Woman in the Seven Continents

>>85537796
Keep sending it to the show runners, eventually one of those retards will see it and go "DABID DABID LOOK HOW COOL IT COULD BE IF LIFFLEFINGER BLEW UP THE WALL, IT'D BE SUPER COOL"

>>85537738
Syrio is Jaqen

>>85537738
Getting caught was part of his plan. Crashing the caravan. But he didn't wear a mask for some reason.

>>85537841
damn what a pig

>>85537796
Doesn't really make sense, the wall is magic, that's why the ww can't just walk around the side

Also WW is an enemy he can't control, he can control the game though(in the books)

Why do people seem to think that the Prince/Princess that was Promised has to be both Ice and Fire?

It said the song has to be, but not the person him/herself. Obviously the whole story we're following right now is A Song of Ice and Fire and it's not focused on one person being both.

Doesn't Aemon in the books, who corresponded with Rhaegar, think Dany could fit? and she obviously isn't half Stark/Ice

>>85536116
>she is his aunt.
We got twins fucking, son.

How big is a giant's dick?

Why is Daenerys all of a sudden a pacifist?

She was a bloodthirsty nut in Essos now shes all like I WANTS PEACE AND SHIET.

Why did they bother showing nymeria?

>>85537933
NO DUDE THE ENTIRE STORY IS ABOUT ONE PERSON

IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY MEAN THAT TWO FAMILIES REPRESENTING ICE AND FIRE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT

>>85537937
the same size as you're moms pusy lol

>>85537941
Because she is unfit to rule, she'll go apeshit later

>>85537923
magnets nigga
fuck sake do u ever pay attention

h20 = polar molecule = affected by magnetism

the wall = ice = h20
white walkers = made of ice
wights = powered by ice
the wall = shaped like a bar magnet

so they can't walk round the side because the magnetic repulsion physically stops them from doing it

swear you people

>>85537196
*Your message reads*
Unless you are a blonde twink from my bloodline I'm blocking you from ravenbook.

>>85536116
>she lost this much weight for season 7 and people think it's not for Kit/boatsex

Pathetic

>>85537941
Selmy, Tyrion and Varys talked some sense into her.

stannis is the rightful king but he's such an unlikable cunt

i can see why no one declared for him

>>85537978
dam lol

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Milky boobs

>>85537968
We wouldn't know that yet. It literally just happened. Payoff wouldn't happen so soon.

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>>85538002
Fuck

>>85536635
He's skinnyfat

>>85538010
>tight toned queen of dragons

muh dick

>>85537968
Reconnecting Arya with her lost innocence.
Showing how she's changed, how she realizes that she has changed by seeing the change in Nymeria.
Gives her a good time to retrospectively think about who she is, was and wants to be.

>>85537540
There is no reason, I wonder when Mely will tell Daenerys and her gang that all they need to do is get Jon to creampie her

>>85537937
actually really small relative to their size
giants being a small population creature tend to mate for life, this leads to low levels of sexual competition in social groups and less need to large penis/testes

humans and chimps have big bollocks because we promiscious as fuck
giants are like gorillas, they don't sleep around so they evolve to be dicklets/bollocklets

>>85538024
>>>reddit

>>85537933
He came to the realization that it could be Dany shortly before he died. Also it could be that ice and fire don't exactly mean the house of winter and fire. We don't know exactly what or when did Rhaegar thought (if at all) that ice and fire meant the houses. He did plan to have the third child with Ella, remember.

>>85537978
well that was rude

>>85538016
>sense
You arrived in Westeros FUCKING ATTACK ALREADY BEFORE YOUR ENEMY DEVELOPS A COUNTER TO YOUR FORCES STUPID CUNT.

This is why military invasions are done by actual generals not the retarded monarchs of countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtb0_MjrEZM

/ourguy/

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>>85537796
me2

too bad D&D threw him into the trash

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>>85538094
>tfw he literally just meant White Walkers and Dragons

>>85537667
Why has losing a girl made you feel that lad?

>>85538066
Nymeria clearly told her to fuck off and your reading too much into it.

Having Davos remind the audience that dragons breath fire was absolutely embarrassing.

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>>85537390

===NEW THEORY===
If the greyscale spread to Jorah's cock, then he becomes a Euinch. Once D + D crown Dany as Queen, they pull the camera back revealing Dany on the Iron Throne with all her dickless numales standing around her.

The point of the story is to show that men at their best when they have no cock. Jon Snow and Tyrion WILL lose their cocks in the episodes to come.

SCREEN CAP THIS

>>85536723
Jon is prettier than Rob is.

>>85538082
The better question is when will we see hot female giants?

And no brie the tart does not count.

>>85538085
just telling the truth

davos is cool but stannis just does whatever mel tells him to do

>>85538171
In the books, maybe.

>>85537933
aemon is a danyfag because he's a fucking targ

So how high can dragons rain fire on enemies?

If the dragons can go at least 500ft in the air then they are impossible to hit with spears.

Daenerys also needs to start some economic warfare like burning Westeros crops to make the Iron Kikes fuck them over due to the debt.

>>85538164
Jorahs cock would just be permanently rock hard.

>>85538164
haha imagine having your cock degloved haha

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>>85537796
err, you don't get to break walls

>>85538171
I'd say they're both handsome, but it's easy to see why girls would prefer the smiling lordling to the sullen bastard.

>>85538174
giants are like dwarves
their external phenotype is very similar if you disregard genetalia

Who has the most depressing tits on the show? Margaery or theons saltwife

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>>85538001
Fucking kek

>>85538082
Gorillas evolved small genitals because they tend to get torn off in battle.
Chimps and humans don't battle so much as murder.

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>>85538207
I CAN SATISFY YOU NOW KHALEESI

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Robb is described as a handsome young man. Jon is animu tier

what are some things Euron the Hedgehog would have in his bio

>>85538174
if tormund giantsbane is exclusively into big chicks like brienne, does that make his dick his "giants bane"?

>>85537353
how are you gonna do it?

>>85538239
thats fucking bullshit mate
I'm not going to get into a big disucssion but despite my half arsed description what I said was factually/scientifically correct

pls don't respond with something stupid because i just can't right now

>>85538248
Book Robb is handsome as fuck, Catelyn comments on how girls at Winterfell made eyes at him all the time. Jon is a pretty boy, the wildlings take about how girly and southron he is.

>>85538239
Primates have small dicks because they get in the way of our movement if they are big(unless we are standing like humans). Its only when we stood up that our dicks slowly began to get bigger then the ice age came and shrank our cocks that why niggers have big dicks while us whites ON AVERAGE have average dicks and asians have small dicks due to how cold Asia was compared to Europe.

>>85538138
You don't need to be mad because you didn't get it.

>>85538283
yeah that guy clearly isn't a freak bitch and CLEARLY doesn't use promo code rogan

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>>85538248
>Jon is animu tier
Wouldn't that make him more handsome than Robb? Also, Rhaegar was an animu man, it all fits.

>>85538333
I have a degree in biology desu senpai

>>85538226
theons saltwife

I don't even remember Margys tits, but the saltwifs tits are forever present in my nightmares.

I kinda want to buy her a boobjob

>>85538294
The Starks always go below their league it seems
At least whoever they bang becomes extremely loyal to them

>>85538336
He's a pretty boy. Robb is more rugged

>>85538183
He takes advice and is not unbending iron, he LITERALLY tells Axel Rose, his biggest supporter by arms available to go do one as he is adviced that attacking Crab Isle would look ridiculous.

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>THAT NOUN DOESN'T HAVE A GENDER
>I LIKE IT BETTER THAT WAY

>>85538206
She's trying to gain the support of the Westerosi. You can't do that by burning their crops. Also, King's Landing has no crops. All the crops and resources are owned by houses that are either on her side already, or on the fence.

dick size is a bit more complex in terms of evolution

bollock size is directly related to promiscuity in the species

there is no room for debate

>>85538415
imagine if this show never sold out

>>85538362
>theons saltwife

who are you talking about? how sad are they?

are they... mournful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

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>>85538373
>The Starks always go below their league it seems
Honor will do that to a man

>>85538137

It's a common symptom of depression. What he has to understand is that the future isn't written in stone and that any day can bring something new. Sometimes you just have to find it yourself, which is hard to do when depressed.

@85538415
this desperate for (you)s?

>>85538378
In the books Robb is far more attractive and Jon is the typical funny looking Stark. In the show Robb is more rugged and Jon is a gormless sissy.

>>85538321
>be wolf see girl, approach
>"oh ffs its her"
>stare
>"come with me, nym"
>stare
>"nope" fuck that
>walks away

What's so difficult.

>>85538449
Requiem for a Dream sad.

>>85538508
jesus thats sad

>>85538493
>Jon is the typical funny looking Stark
The Stark looks are attractive for men, though. Arya looks like shit when she's younger because she has a long face and is being compared to Sansa, not because Starks have ugly Florent-tier ears or anything like that.

>>85538294
are the wildlings really reliable on jon's attractiveness? considering they're disheveled barbarians.

>>85538461
nigger

>>85538358
is there some credence into the bro science that male primates testicle size are correlated with the promiscuity of the females? heard it on JRE and I've been quoting it as a fact

>>85538532
Just watch season s2e2 and fast forward to theons sexscene

Guys, was Janos justifiably sent to the wall? I mean, he deserved to die sure. But all he did was follow the kings orders

>a song of ice and fire
>ice: the north
>fire: dorne
N+A confirmed

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>I won't rain hellfire on them
>but I'll starve the fuckers out

>>85538624
>Guys, was Janos justifiably sent to the wall?
Yes

>>85537071
Who is Cincinnatus?
Who is Sulla?

>>85537400
Dangerous to the physician, because it's very infectious.
Dangerous to the infected, because their shit sterilization procedures mean you'll probably die, assuming you survive being skinned.

>>85538636
>Jon will dual-wield Dawn and Longclaw
Just like his uncle

>>85538698
plus, considering grey scale killed the guy who invented the "cure" its likely that its not 100% effective

>>85538321
Who the fuck would want to eat Arya?

So uhh, why did Edd take arya with him to KL over Rickon, and, wtf was his plan with the wolves? He thought it was a good idea to have horse sized wolves in a city?

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>Hey Jon, I know we haven't ever spoken before but I just wanted to let you know I always wanted to bone your stepmother
>I also want to bone you sister, Salsa
*gets choked the fuck out*
>what, no I'm in charge here!
>SAVE ME SWEETROBIN

>>85537978
Based

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>>85538779
>What about Shanshas pushsy, I shappose thats off the table as well

>>85538779
I think Lf was somehow trying to appeal to Jon to get him to trust him

Like " don't worry about my plans, I love your sister id never work against her best interests"

>>85538621
its not bro science and if we're talking strictly primates then yes testicle size is directly correlated to promiscuity. if we look at the great apes alone we can see

chimps, highly promiscuous = largest balls proportional to body size
humans = semi-monogamous = medium balls
gorillas and orangutans = monogamous = tiny balls

the trend holds with lemurs, monkeys etc
it is actually fact and without getting too sciencey about it, if you live in a promiscuous species you need to pollinate more females or the same female more times to ensure the maximum likelhood of having the offspring be yours

gorillas don't have the problem of worrying about their woman shopping around so evolutionarily they don't need to contribute as much energy to sperm production, evolution is all about efficiency and a species doesn't keep contributing energy to a thing when it doesn't need to (if we're talking evolution-tier timescales)

sexual selection in general tends to produce the most dramatic traits of all the evolutionary drivers

>>85538648
>I won't attack westerosi with foreigners
>but I will send my foreigners to go attack some westerosi

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>>85538316
>being this retarded

>>85538775
Opportunity to get Arya to become a Lady.
While Rickon needs to become a manly man.

>>85538566
The Starks weren't strictly ugly, but they were not considered terribly attractive either (while other families like the Tullys and Lannisters were considered very attractive). Jon came out a typical Stark so not attractive, though certainly not Frey-tier ugly, while Robb came out Tully and therefore very handsome.

I always thought Lyanna was meant to be "beautiful" more for her personality than her actual appearance, but then occasionally some beautiful people can be born from ugly families like the girl who married Edmure. I guess that means Arya's attractiveness is a bit more up in the air.

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>>85538872

>>85538872
Nice thanks TIL

who the hell is that big wolf arya was talking to

>>85538415
>>85538443
Valyrian has genderless nouns in the books too.

And Dany has always been "MUH FEMALE LEADER SLAY QUEEN YAS" and has failed miserably because of it.

>>85538872
>gorillas don't have the problem of worrying about their woman shopping around so evolutionarily they don't need to contribute as much energy to sperm production, evolution is all about efficiency and a species doesn't keep contributing energy to a thing when it doesn't need to (if we're talking evolution-tier timescales)
Our testicles should get huge because of all the masturbating in the following millenia

>>85536849
Little fag kid beat The mountain in a joust, and Brienne also beat the Hound

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Can't wait to see Ep.3 Grey Worm edition. Hope he at least 20 minutes airtime.

What will his next story be?

>>85538245
Khaleesi
Khaleesi
Keeleesee
Kelle See
Kelly C

Jesus fucking Christ.

Her name is Daenerys. He would never call her Khaleesi in a letter. And how fucked up is this anyway?

Queen,

I liked your speech on Christmas. You are kewl. Theresa May sucks Bruxelles dick. You are nice. I love you.

you can't just give a title and no name. what the fuck is this??

>>85538775
Arya needed to learn manners instead of being a gross little pig and Rickon was too young to leave home, plus he needed to learn more Northern ways. Taking the wolves was kind of stupid but KL would have had the resources to care for them.

>>85538934
Isn't Brandon considered attractive? I agree that the Starks weren't Lannister/Tully/Targ tier, but it seems like Lyanna was considered very attractive. And if she was his mother, wouldn't Jon be handsome as well?

>>85538451
i love her

>>85539003
him getting impaled by lannister soldiers

>>85538971
It was Jon who wolfed into his direwarg after the battle of the bastards

>>85538995
That's not how selection pressure works. You're thinking Use/Disuse
The genes leading people to be prone to masturbate more would need be conferring some increase in offspring production/survival.

>>85539000
>Little fag kid beat The mountain in a joust
He cheated tbqh

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>>85539003
How do you avoid the inevitable raging erection when acting out the naked scene with missandei?

>>85539075
>>85538995
cont'
and that's obviously the opposite of what masturbating a bunch does.

>>85539092
low class pig no thanks

>>85539069
so the wolf was jon?

>>85539045
Lyanna was basically a smaller Brienne. She was masculine and tomboyish. She was probably ugly af but had this charme of a girl that does manly things like biker girls today who can fix your engine and shit. Not everyone's type, but to some it is perfection.
Think the Yara actress

Brandon was powerful and kinda a jock that only had the muscles and not the looks. Benjen was the pretty Stark

>>85538775
So that Arya can learn some manner, and maybe find a rich husband. Rickon is still a toddler, separating kids from their mother at that age is kind of fucked up. Red Keep is pretty big, they're not lacking in resources for wolves, it's an equally shitty idea as keeping wild animals at Winterfell.

>>85539016
Underrated

>>85538971
Nymeria, her direwolf. But we can't see more of it because the CGI budget is limited.

>>85536400
Is she having a stroke?

>>85539003
MASTERS MADE ME SAID
NO SAD
NOT SAID
YES SAD

I know we're all upset about how bad greyworm and caramelgold are, but rejoice, the only reason they had a sexscene is because he's about to die

>>85539045
I thought Brandon was more "impressive" than attractive because he was a big strong guy for everyone who didn't take shit. And nobody really mentioned Jon being attractive, plus as previously mentioned the typical Stark appearance is not considered terribly attractive and Lyanna may have just been an outlier. Ned and Benjen certainly weren't considered handsome. It was Robb who got the attention, not Jon, and people were willing to acknowledge even lower level attractiveness (Jeyne mentioned everyone complimented her on being simply pretty even though she wasn't beautiful like Sansa).

>>85539087
How?
I honestly don't remember season 1

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>>85539121
Rude desu

>>85539158
>Think the Yara actress
If that's really true then Rhaegar was the dumbest nigga alive for tearing apart his kingdom for that
>Benjen was the pretty Stark
Source on this?

>>85538934
Lyanna was legit beautiful.
Even a conservative southron like Kevan Lannister noted her wild beauty.

Ned was just eh, but their brother Brandon was chad handsome.


I wonder if generally the Stark has prettier girl genes than male genes, since Arya is supposed to look similar to Lyanna, while Arya is the stark child that looks the most like Jon, while Jon is the most classically stark looking.

>>85539154
Yes jesus christ

>tfw a dickless balless nigger gets more pussy than you

>>85539208
I didn't expect her to be that sexy. She is one of the sexiest girl in got actually.

>>85539092
Step one:
Have no cock

>>85539194
He uses a mare in heat to ride on, and that fucks up the Mountain's massive Chad stallion so that he loses his balance. Littlefinger comments on it

>>85539194
He knew the Mountain's horse was in heat, so he picked a female horse to distract it
so why did littlefinger bet on the mountain if he also knew

>>85536730
That'd be funny. Gendry gains his followers by picking them up and dusting them off/ drying them off. Ends up having the most legit claim.

>>85539271
>so why did littlefinger bet on the mountain if he also knew
CHAOSH

>>85539241
Well the actor does. I'd be poking out all over the place

>>85539223

that's not what >>85539176 is saying

I can't be the only one that think jon snow sounds like a mad lunatic when he goes on about the army of the dead during the banner meetings? As he says himself none of them have ever seen the army and they all just accept that it's now their number one priority. He honestly sounded a bit looney when he went on about dragonglass and how it was their top priority, i mean imagine you being one of the lords sitting there? you just crowned some basterd your king and he's acting totally crazy

>>85539312
I believe him and im a giiiirl.

>>85539312
he should have brought like one person down from castle black who was at hardhome to corroborate

and as I type this I realise tormund was at hardhome and saw the dead army first hand

>>85535889

Watching thing that eat other things in one piece both horrifies and facinates me

>>85539370
>crazy looking wildling
Edd would have been a better choice, but he needs to run the castle. Shame they killed off all the other named Night's Watch characters, eh

Do we finally get to see Caster Le Rock this series?

>>85539312
Mad King Syndrome

>>85539312
I was just thinking about this, a few months ago thelords believed the wall was there because of the free folk, now a manlet tells them they are there because of the ice zombies coming to kill them all, and they just believe

>>85539312
People are superstitious and can believe such stuff.
And they just saw a giant.
And have heard about Dany and her dragons coming.
And they've probably seen or heard about the stark direwolves as well.

So shouldn't be too hard to convince, but yeah he may come across kinda crazy.
Would be nice if Brandon came to Winterfell, showed his warging in front of everyone to remove all doubts.

>>85539221
I think Ned builds Brandon up too much in his mind due to insecurity about being the younger brother
It seems likely Ned is pretty good looking but in more of a pleasing trust inspiring way
But I think even Cersei was sorted of attracted to him in a way

>>85539312
All northerners believe in white walkers and they've had ravens from castle black about them, most just from Jon

>>85539296
Actors probably fap before love scenes, I have to guess.

>>85539221
Fair enough. I still get the feeling Lyanna was an outlier in terms of appearance though, but no other Stark women were really mentioned.

>>85539312
Well, there were other people who witnessed the dead rising, they just never seem to be speak when he talks about it. A lot of the NW and the wildlings saw Hardhome, for example. Didn't Davos see some of wights too? I don't remember.

And the North is in such a situation that a crazy ranting NW deserting bastard is still the best option they have. Far better than Sandra Bolton-Lannister.

>>85539003
I don't understand why everyone was upset at an extended scene with Missandei's tits
Is /got/ full of faggots?

>>85539312
All of them have heard every single person from the night's watch and beyond the wall talking about it, screaming in their sleep, having PTSD attacks, etc.

Essentially imagine meeting a bunch of American soldiers post revolution and refusing to believe they fought the British because you didn't see it happen.

>>85539409
Sunday

>>85539416
>But I think even Cersei was sorted of attracted to him in a way
Ned, or Brandon? Because I'm pretty sure Cersei just flirts with him that one time to try and sway him to her side.

>>85539173
thanks anon

>>85539409
Never, only Lannisport

Do (YOU) have any theories why Beric Dondarrion is resurected each time is die? Why does the lord of light wants him back?

>>85539460
Fuck you

>>85539312
Well it can be verified he was also brought back to life as well but yeah it would be kind of an odd shift
I think he acts with such strong conviction about it that him being king offers them no real choice

>>85539456
>>85539416
Cersei wasn't attracted to Ned, she just wanted to manipulate him. I thought Ned was not attractive, just average-to-funny looking because of his long face and people just liked him because of his personality and character.

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>>85538850

>>85539416
>I think Ned builds Brandon up too much in his mind due to insecurity about being the younger brother
That is likely part of it, but I think that maybe brings him down from being a 9.5 to an 8.5.
Catelyn notes how Ned is shorter and not as handsome as Brandon.

>>85539209
Rhaegar only fucked the fishy dyke pussy for the prophecy, born of ice and fire. He didn't care about her. He wanted her blood. not her love.

Benjen is described all the time as the leaner, guy that has less of the neanderthal jaw and looks his brothers had. read the books or wiki with the description of his looks

>>85539491
In the show? Fuck if I know, I guess he has to bring the Hound north or something.

In the books it makes more sense

>>85539491
He loves his smooth voice. As do I.

>>85539312
Northerners are stupid, they'll believe anything

>>85539499
no, fuck you

>>85539529
>the fishy dyke pussy
She's a Stark, not a Tully. Ned is the one who had to fuck fishpussy

>>85539294
LADDAH

>>85539407
there are non-named characters who were there and are still alive though

>>85539456
Ned
And yeah it was to bring Ned over but it always came off to me with a bit of desire to it, but my reading of it is very debatable

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>All my friends all think Sansa is Littlefinger's endgame.

>you must be gay for wanting quality story telling instead of a dickless nigger eating out a slave girl

>>85539660
In the show it seems she is.

>>85539603
Yeah but the show isn't going to have Jimmy Crow come in and tell a story about White Walkers, the audience is too stupid for that.

>>85539674
>he doesn't appreciate forbidden love

fuck you that some romeo and juliet shit

>>85539660
who is she?

>>85539660
Petyr "If I can't get Tully, I want that Cunny" Baelish

>>85539707
The fuck about it is "forbidden"

>>85539518
I forgot about Catelyn's POV on the subject
I just feel so bad for Ned always having such a chip on his shoulder

>>85539707
>fuck you that some romeo and juliet shit
>that some romeo and juliet shit
>that some
"IS"
"that IS some"
USE YOUR VERBS