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DING DING DING SHAME SHAME SHAME

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Who's your favorite character in the show? For me it's Euron Greyjoy: Intelligent, chauvinistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85533248
Where is this pic from?

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>Radmure still hasn't made an appearance

>>85533197
>fuck off victarion you're not even in the show
lol

>>85533285
He's at casterly rock faggt

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Frogfu best girl

I was being a complete faggot and looking at the GoT reddit, and it made me realise something. They had threads where they say they want certain scenes to happen and write their own dialogue. It's strikingly similar to the show's dialogue since season 6.

The dialogue is reddit tier now.

You know it's a well written show when I can't remember what the FUCK came off of the Sons of the Harpy situation, even though it was resolved last season.

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>This can't be happening! I'm in control here!

What did he mean by this?

>anon why dont you watch game of plebs anymore?
>they dont show stannis anymore
>stan.who.? Anyway DID you SEE ARYA? XDXD SHE IS so cool blablablabla

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>>85533285
>Gendry still on the rowboat

This nigga better have forearms like popeye by the time he shows up again

>>85533358
quit hanging out with literal retards I have normie friends and it's pretty obvious to them that Arya sucks

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>>85533285
>two best characters on the show
>no appearances

fuck Dumb and Dumber

>>85533335
>what the FUCK came off of the Sons of the Harpy situation
Same shit as all of Dany's adventures in Essos

>Dany fucks up handling something
>MUH DRAGONS
>Dany gets what she wants
>Dany fucks off

>>85533197
ice dragon melts ice wall *face palm* bravo d&d

Need idea for /tv/ house name, banner and words.

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>>85533257

I love sand girls, are they done for good? It's sad.

>>85533416
House Meme

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Okay how do we rank the bad kings?

Is Aeris II the worst one?

>show is so shit even Dusty Mesa poster abandoned ship

why the fuck im still here

>>85533391
I cant whose my co workers

and It's always wymen

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>Can't wait to see Stannis BTFO Roose with this sweet fucking army!

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I miss the genius mastermind playing the strings on this whole thing my boy mace the ace ;_;

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this movie had him convey more emotions than 7 seasons of D&D's shitshow

>>85533479
Bronn will rescue Bad Poosy

>>85533341
>Jon Snow not asking Littlefinger if he feels in charge

>>85533495
ah I see yeah I don't tell anyone I watch /got/ outside my friends to avoid saying things that'll get me sent to HR

>>85533488
This. Really important point, the based shitposters and pastaposters of the old days are gone now. But we are still here, it means we are retarded.

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>>85533488

>>85533481
Maegor's probably the worst. Aerys II at least had Tywin for a time to keep the realm ticking before shit hit the fan.

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>>85533341
Whats his long game?

Why are showfags so obsessed with gendry? He's less important than Hotpie.

>>85533399
>be rob
>promise a lord to mary one of his daughters
>"Mom any good one looking there?"
>"Na son"
>fucks some slag on the battlefield
>instead this pure and cute waifu

Who is wrong here, Caithlyn or Robb?

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Just watched the episode

>mfw Azor Dany

reminder me how many times a battle has been decided by a surprise appearance by another army

>>85533594
You mean the theory people came up with ages ago? Yikes, you're an idiot.

>>85533579
muh rowing

>>85533620
But muh azor jon

>>85533524
I hope he tries and gets killed in the process. Brown is such a meme character.

>it's a "we're all out of source material so we better use the show to promote jewish propaganda and overstated girl power" episode

>>85533604
Each one, except the one tyrion fell asleep during

>>85533248

european nude beaches will disappear heh

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House /tv/ of Gotham and the cadet branch House /tv/ of Deadwood

>>85533604
>subvert tropes
>3+ ride of rohirrim

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>>85533582
Catelyn tells him that there are some fuckable ones iirc. Robb is LITERALLY too retarded to wait and see what he could be getting, so he sticks his dick in some brown healslut and ruins everything for everyone.

>>85533257
I unironically like Theon the most

>>85533579
He's the only Baratheon left.

>>85533654
And Blackwater

>>85533341
Why would you stab a man before throwing him out of your moon door?

>>85533568
Maegor was a prick but Aegon IV is worse

>>85533604
When Stannis got BTFO at winterfell.

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>>85530123
> So, can someone explain to me what was the point of Jon dying and being brought back to life?

To “legally” get him out of the Nights Watch so his story can evolve, seeing as he's one of the three main characters (Tyrion and Daenerys being the others)

> Beric even said in episode 1 that you lose a part of yourself when you're brought back to life by R'hllor.

The difference between Beric Dondarrion and Jon Snow, is that Jon’s spirit/soul safely transferred to his dire wolf Ghost so only his physical body died, while Beric’s was a complete death of both body and spirt/soul.

And while magic can resurrect the physical body it can’t resurrect the spirt/soul, so Beric is something like a robot, simply running on the remaining “software” of his (ever degrading) memories and thus truly isn’t alive, as is also the case with Lady Stoneheart / Catelyn.

Carl Drogo suffered a similar fate, though his resurrection was even more defective, as Mirri Maz Duur wasn’t a trained priest of R’hllor, her magical skills were picked here & there on the job as it were, and she messed up the “programming” to “reboot” him.

I'm only watching this shit show because this qt Saudi girl from uni wanted me to

>>85533676
God I want to cum on those ears so bad.

>>85533257
Arya. :^)

>>85533688
>baratheon

>>85533741
based, same

>>85533693
Why did you respond to me with this?

>>85533688
for all you know there might be dozens more baratheon's baking pies and sweeping floors all the way from storms end up to kings landing

>>85533741
anon you should watch got while I hangout with chad

Is Euron the most alpha character?

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This show is cancer and I only watch brans scenes. Which means I only watch a grand total of 45 seconds per season. Feels good man.

Littlefinger went from getting Roosevelt to marry Ramsay to Sansa, quickly using this info to convince Cersei into letting him march North with the Vale army, and getting Robin to bitchslap Royce into going along with it, to successfully getting Sansa to fuck up her partnership with Jon, to now directly telling Sansa his dream and telling Jon to his face that in not so subtle words, he wants to fuck Sansa raw.

This fucking writing

>>85533793
The other Baratheon bastards don't exist in show, I don't think.

>>85533416
/got/
Even Though DnD Do Despise Us

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>>85533594
>the last dog standing

Nymeria with be the at the end of the books defo.

>>85533335
>what the FUCK came off of the Sons of the Harpy situation, even though it was resolved last season

>I rule this city
>I overreact
>Oh no I overextended my luck
>Help I'm in a corner the writers can't get me out of
>MUH DRAGONSSSS!!!
>Dany wins yayyyyyy!

I mean you can take the last four and apply them across many categories but I don't think it makes it any less true.

>>85533809
B-but Bran's grand total appearance is more than 45 seconds.

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>>85533811
I WANT SHANSHA'S PUSHSY JON

>>85533481
Aegon IV is objectively the worst one. His shit spawned Blackfyre rebellions across all of his own kids.

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is there any chance of Kinvara coming back or is the show totally fugged up?

>>85533688
>lowborn bastard
>baratheon

yikes, what an idiot

>>85533801
Dario, Euron, Bobbie B are in the top tier when it comes to being alpha

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>>85533877
>lemme just legitimize alllllll my bastards, what could go wrong

Say it with me
MEN
ARE
S H E E P
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>>85533727
Didn't Maz Duur fuck that shit up on purpose for revenge?

>meet one guy during your travels, spend like half a week hanging out with him
>"he's completly trust worthy, I would trust the well being of this entire operation to him"
why is Tyrion such a retard?

>>85533727
>Jon’s spirit/soul safely transferred to his dire wolf Ghost so only his physical body died,
Where was this mentioned in the show?

>>85533955
Old bitch thinks she's so clever when a half-drunk shitshow like Cersei literally blew the fuck out of her entire family

What's Dany's plan for the dynasty once she takes the throne? She literally can't have an heir

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>>85533854
Really? Could have fooled me.

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>listening to Bobby B's theme and remembering the good times

>>85534008
>>85533727
ghost hardly exists in the show anymore. This guy is trying really hard

Anyone have any theories on what the spinoff series will be about?

>>85534004
Because he knows that Starks are all about muh honor and it's less about trusting him with something important than it is about getting a new ally to fuck Cersei with.

>>85534024
She's going to break the wheel. Duh.

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>you're a dragon. Be a dragon

We can all agree that this is objectively terrible advice

>>85533341
>Jon can take the bantz
northerners are no fun

>>85534102
YOU GO GURRRRL XD

>>85533922
Reminder that by legitimizing all his bastards, that means there are potentially multiple branches around the world of Targaryens.

Pirate slut's three kids if they were Aegon's, means the latest Black Pearl is part Targ, and some other kids too.

Whoever bred Shiera, means more dragonseeds out there. Maybe that's where House Tarth has Targ blood from.

Bittersteel's kids are Targaryen if he ever had any.

Bloodraven's sisters were probably BRED

>>85534102
I get the feel she wants her to fail.

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>Harlaw is northeast of Pyke, from which it is a
>day's
>sail
what the fuck

>>85534102
Bro, she's already invading a continent with a foreign army and 3 doomsday weapons with the intent to conquer it. She's basically a supervillain.

>>85534102
>Just burn everything like every Targ who got overthrown or killed
Yes its terrible advice. Cersei's best point is that shes the mad kings daughter, which would be enough to get even the Stormlands on her side. The worse thing she can do is prove her right

>>85534073
The US Civil War/Muh Slavery

>>85534102
no

the old hag is old and dont have anything to lose anymore so she wants that dany goes nuts and melts lennisters fucking shits. she doesen give a fuck about dany too

>>85534024
Democracy, which Jon will win after the War for the Dawn 2

>>85534008
Nowhere because that's not how it works. Beric has been successfully resurrected without warging involved. He lost his "soul" because he's been brought back 6 fucking times.

>>85534040
>being such a pleb you don't understand that bran is 80% of the characters so he actually gets the most screen time

Reminder to everyone that Bran is the Night King.

>>85534148
>Banefort

So what's the next step of Dany's master plan now that she's the only one who can get off her shitty island

>>85534073
Something about your mom and poop.

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>>85534195
>pleb
>branbro
Pick one and only one you spaz

I just went to the GoT Reddit discussion and I honestly thought that it wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.

>Noticed a lot of similarities between Arya and The Hound during her conversation with Hot Pie

Congratulations you can pick our terribly ill fitting mannerisms forced onto a shit tier POV character to make her seem like she has progressed into an aloof badass now.

>>85534073
One of these three:
>Dance of the Dragons
>Robert's Rebellion
>Dunk and Egg

>>85534102
When has being a dragon ever gone wrong for Dany?

Got her literal dragons

Got her into Qarth

Got her Unsullied

Got her slave cities.

Got her Dothraki

Got her a fleet and peace in Dragon's Bay

>>85534148
Not sure what you're confused about

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>>85534282
>I honestly thought that it wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.

>I hate this show through and through
>I lack the constitution to stop watching
>Even the jaded shitposting has lost its allure

>Still no leak episodes

Why!!!

>>85534293
Isn't a series where we know what's going to happen boring as fuck though?

>>85534303
when she gets hit by an anti dragon ballista and gets flung back across the ocean

>>85534310
>>85534282
people on that sub will defend so much shit nowadays

>>85534102
Though I hesitate to give D&D any credit, they might be setting up something clever here. Olenna is an old woman with nothing to look forward to except revenge. She has no interest in Dany suceeding long-term, only for Cersei to die before she does. Similarly Tyrion is first of all interested in claiming Casterly Rock, so he conveniently suggests that the best strategic move is to claim it.

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WHERE'S THE NEW PRESTON VIDEO

>>85534303
NOTHING has ever gone wrong for Dany.

>>85534306
if it takes a day to sail there to there it would take literal months to go from region to region in westeros
Why the fuck did gurm make shit so big?

>>85534310
This person is actually impressed with explicitly bad writing because he thinks it's revolutionary that it takes place in the mythical land of westeros, which is like super dark and gritty. Fucking morons

>>85534441
T Y now I won't have to watch it
>yfw they ACTUALLY make Jon Snow Azor Ahai

The best thing that could happen for got would be
>Dany gets suddenly and unexpectedly BTFO by cersei and snek killer
>Disgusting gremlin girl gets randomly killed by a bunch of roaming soldiers

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>mfw Qyburn combines the ballistae with wildfire, creating middle-age magic flak to take down the dragons

>>85534407
He has no sense of scope. He didn't realise how big he had made the Wall until the production team on GoT showed him

>>85534310
what the fuck people really do have no standards and to think other people read this and agreed

>>85534310
>the sand snaked actually redeemed themselves this episodes
mama, i weel keel them.. nooo iii weel keel them theeeem maaaammaa
*brings whip to battle*

>>85534380
Yeah and I think Arya's pulling the long con and wasn't actually stabbed several times by the Waif but instead has a secret plan to trap

>>85533771
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>away ye

>>85534310
>Eunuchs fucking is progressive and not a waste of screen time
>Snek SNeks
>Jorah's acting

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Hey, YouTubers. It's Charlie.

>>85534480
didn't tyrion think of hurling wildfire pots at the battle of blackwater though?

>>85534339
No, unless you only care about stories because of ebin tweests.

>>85533676
Healslut

>>85534378
Even my friends who are stupidly feminist have admitted Dany crew is shit and come around on Stannis

Were Ned and John Arryn really the only two people to realize that all the other Baratheons had black hair even if their mother was blonde and that this is ultra suspicious, especially so with the rumours of incest between Cersei/Jaime? I mean it's not just one blonde child but THREE.

>>85534480
>greyjoys have already suddenly invented cannons shooting incendiary ammo that they used to burn yara's fleet

>>85534391
sunset found her

Was the most recent episode focused on Jon at all? or at least Bran? Or The Hound?

I guess they're really the final remaining male characters, which is weird. The show just feels really female character centric now and it feels kind of lame. The cunning female characters were cool in GoT but they're nothing without the brave men in the picture. The show just sucks now

>>85534391
They have, when she pussies out or gets too comfortable

>>85534407
It does take months, Ned and Robert take like half the first book to get to King's landing, Cat spends weeks on a boat getting there, etc

>>85534610
stop trying to make sense of grrms complete misunderstanding of genetics

>>85534610
Varys knew, Littlefinger knew, etc. It's not like a genealogy of every Baratheon-Lannister child was available to just anyone.

>>85533579
He's the rightful King
(fuck the Targs)

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>>85533582
Robb my son, yu are man now. You must choose wife. Will yu choose beautiful gypsy whore, or Frey maiden?

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If this fine strapping lad came back to save the 7 kingdoms as azor ahai all would be forgiven desu

>>85534535
Someone really needs to put this sperg down

>new opening credits
>ocean frozen over
>white walkers are just going to walk around the wall
Cool. Can we get to the war already? I'm pretty bored with the girls flexing their twats every episode.

>>85534687
I like how Gendry gets a pass on being a turbo manlet

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>Send a raven to Winterfell
WHAT FUCKING RAVENS, YOU LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED AT A COMPLETELY DESERTED DRAGONSTONE

>>85534610
What rumours of incest? Plus they didn't know that Baratheons and Lannisters will always come out with black hair and blue eyes.

>>85534622
Jon told his vassals that he wants Dany's dragons to fight the ice monsters and they think arming 10 year old girls is a better plan. Sansa beats off to the idea that she's a master politician but she runs her yap in front of Jon's vassals and undermines him.

>>85534648
It ultimately ends up all well in the end though with another obscenely massive armed force added to her she shed.

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>>85534686
>Ned watching his son royally fuck everything up from beyond the grave
>By doing something he himself did not do and marrying the woman he gave a bastard to, even though he may have liked her better

Why do we like Robb again?

The only reason anyone even has a problem with the Daenerys character is because Emilia Clarke sucks as an actress.

She literally has giant CGI dragons and she cant manage to be threatening whatsoever, actually she comes off as a sad joke.

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THIS WAIT IS MAKING ME TESTIE, PRESTIE

>>85534558
No, Cersei thought of that bit it was deemed stupid because even one fuck up in loading a pot and it breaking would set off a firestorm.

>>85534535
better than preston

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>>85533956
>>Mirri Maz Duur wasn’t a trained priest of R’hllor
>Didn't Maz Duur fuck that shit up on purpose for revenge?

Maybe, or maybe it was an excuse for her mistake, knowing she was going to die regardless.

Magic users are nothing if not arrogant.

>>85534008
>>Jon’s spirit/soul safely transferred to his dire wolf Ghost so only his physical body died,
>Where was this mentioned in the show?

The shitty tv show is irrelevant and not canon.

>>85534188
>Beric has been successfully resurrected

Except it clearly wasn't a success, (as with Lady Stoneheart) his body is alive but his soul is gone and he's now just a functional zombie.

>>85534735
Yes, it turns out well when she goes Dragon

>>85534753
PRESTIE PRESTIE WE ARE READY

>>85534407
>showfags

>>85534742
That drawing of her is really too beautiful.

>>85534717
Implying they didn't bring ravens with them on one of their 928394 ships.

>>85534687
I'd like for Gendry to be legitimized on the field by Jon to take over the kingdom when Dany inevitably dies.

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>>85533811
Michael McElhatton doesn't even look like president Roosevelt

>>85534558

That's just catapulting it. I'm talking about attaching wildfire with a fuse (or some proximity detector that's magic; I ain't gotta explain shit) so that it explodes at a certain altitude or when it comes near the dragons, so the fire can hit them/the rider instead of having to get a direct hit with the missile.

>>85534744
I agree partly, also part of it is her appearance. She's unironically too fat, and has the features of a cute girl next door, not a fearsome warrior queen

>>85534717
>N0BODY AT CASTLE BLACK SENDS A RAVEN ABOUT THE TRUE HEIR MIRACOUSLY BEING ALIVE

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>>85534717
>s-send a dragon instead then

>>85534744
This. No charisma whatsoever.
TV is full of antiheroes who were enjoyable to watch just because they were played by talented actors. Clarke is a fucking joke.

>>85534742
>liked her better
Delet this

>>85534809
Fucking autocorrect

>>85534775
If you're talking book only, again, you're wrong. Beric was not a zombie when Lady Stoneheart was brought back. And she was too far gone, so much Beric had to give his life to bring her back.

>>85534742

His dad, older brother, first son are all chads, but he's the least retarded of all them. I'm not saying he's competent, just less retarded when he's doing something he was never cut out for.

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>>85534407

When Gurm started writing ASOIF, he saw Westeros as being the size of the British Isles but it got bigger (continent sized) as he kept writing the story.

>>85534742
>Why do we like Robb again?
Because he was a tactical genius! And he was charismatic without being a meme-lord
He was the archetypal strong protagonist

>>85534757
Could go a bit less crazy and have the bolts lightly dipped in wildfire, like how the red priests light up their swords.

No explosion then though.

>>85534800
they dont have ravens in essos you twit

>people genuinely have problem with the fact that Dany resolves all her problems with dragons
Come the fuck on, you'd complain if she didn't dragon her way out of everything because DUDE DRAGONS LMAO. It's a completely valid strategy, it won Aegon the Seven Kingdoms.

>>85534904

W-WE?

>>85533197
>tfw no victarion in the show
I was so mad

>>85533248
lol she doesnt even care, she looks happy.,

>>85533257
Hopefully the actors knows that his character became popular recently.

>>85534310
>Morment

>>85534904
I've only heard it being based on the british isles, but the size of south america, not that it was meant to be the british isles size

>>85534940
but he is
his name is Euron

Are we seriously just going to ignore that greyjoys suddenly have cannons, a technology apparently never before thought up in westeros?

>>85534906
He was a great battle-commander, no one's denying that. But he literally ruins his own rebellion by being too fucking stupid not to leave the dumb foreign whore by the wayside and just marry Roslin.

He's charismatic and a good leader, he just makes the most retarded decision of anyone in his position and pays dearly.

>>85534669
It's not just genetics, it's FANTASY genetics, he can do whatever he wants

>>85534857
>Maester Aemon didn't even send a raven to the Citadel after the Jeor died, nor even after Snow was elected Lord Commander
>Everyone else somehow knows, but not the Citadel

I just realized:
A song of

Ice (the night king)
Fire (Sandor clegane)

>>85534904
In his defense, it would make little sense to have people fighting so hard over Westeros if it were only the size of the UK without an Empire it controlled (it's barely even a united land at the start of the story, nevermind now)

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>>85534978
Just stop being retarded.

>>85534986
I think that's why people like him, he's an interesting character because of his flaws

like stannis

now show dany is also flawed but she gets off scot free every time which is why she's fucking boring

>>85534904
fuck i really want to make it bigger and bigger like the ancalagon meme

>>85534992
retard
ice (jon son)
and fire (dany)

it's confirmed. boatsex is coming. get over it.

>>85534775
I always took it as that the magic woman caused his wound to become infected and then purposefully caused him to become a vegetable and the baby born as an ugly nightmare. She did save Drogo's life as she was told but kind of monkey's paw'd that shit. But it never says outright one way or the other afaik.
>gee i hope this priestess who's been raped constantly and has had her temple burned and desecrated treats my husband well, even though he and his mongrels did all of this

>>85534925
Except she doesn't. She solves everything with dragons in Essos and then when she comes over to Westeros she pretends to have a conscience and say "b-but we can't use them to conquer places, that would be wrong". Like it's war you fucking idiot, people were going to die anyway.

>>85534912
I think that would work against infantry and ships pretty well. But would wildfire even hurt a dragon?

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Just give us pic related already

>>85534992
I just realized:
A song of

Fire (daenerys's dragons)
ICE (deporting illegals over the wall)

>>85534978
good point

>>85534441
Podrick's dick is lightbringer

>>85534986
Why does everyone assume he'd marry roslin specifically if he kept his promise to marry a frey?

>>85533326
>Straight hair frogfu

Get out.

>>85534925
No one makes that complaint. The problem is that she's a dumbass with the military acumen of a potted plant, where things work out for her solely due to plot armour
There was literally 0 strategic advantage of landing in Dragonstone. She had Dorne available with docks on her side. And she had dragons so could've taken literally any port she wanted

>>85535032
Baited. For. This. Exact. Response.

>>85535032
holy shit kill yourself my dude

>>85535059
>dragon is hit
>wound is immediately cauterized
>dragon is fine
fuck

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>>85535091
Because that's who Edmure marries?

>>85534940
>>85534966
Yeah, I'm glad Euron took on some Victarion characteristics. I was pissed when I thought that Yara was the Victarion stand in,because he's the best part of book 5. Especially on the audio book, Roy Dotrice makes him sound almost Australian and his lines are enliven more hysterical.

>>85534310
>sneks actually redeemed themselves
by gettin fucking destroyed?

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>>85535097
>There was literally 0 strategic advantage of landing in Dragonstone.

Landing in Dragonstone obviously has a lot of symbolic meaning, though.

>>85534992
I just realized:
A song of

Ice (Margaery's cold, dead tits)
Fire (Euron's huge throbbing member)

>>85534622
This. I don't mind le stronk independent woman character, but it's now to the point of exclusion of many male characters. For a fucking fantasy show based on medieval times, there sure are a lot of stronk women. The only major male characters left
>Jon
>Jaime-literally does fuck all now
>euron/the hound?-neither are even massive characters
>Theon-literally castrated

>>85533809
Daddy <3

>>85535091
Yeah he would have married one of the ugly ones

baka

>>85535091
shes the qt-est

any chance of meera nudity?

>>85533676
>>85533676
Book canon is at least a little less stupid, Robb is wounded and drugged out and bangs a minor lords daughter while she's taking care of him. He feels guilty for dishonoring her family and doesn't want to make a bastard so he marries her. Also her mom had been slipping her moon tea throughout the marraige because she was working with Tywin.

Better than spunky hot foreign chick just showing up and ruining everything.

>>85534925
Nah, I'm col with the dragons.

She can either use a massive army to conwuer, or three dragons, which is the latter terrible but the former glorified?

Everyone in Westeros right now part of a ruling House got that way by conquering, raping, and burning their enemies, even the fan favorite meme ones like Starks. Dragons can make wars end much quicker, with less damage and less bloodshed with no rape

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THEY'RE GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

Reminder that bookfags will wait 200 years for the last book, just for Dany and Jon to save the world from the baddies.

>>85533364
Lel, hope he does. Then he'll be as fit as his father for when it comes time to brain some cunts.

>>85533257
It was Ramsay

>>85535201
The salt will be glorious when Jon and Dany have weird boatsex in the books too

>>85534615
>>85534978

They seemed to be catapulting something that was on fire. It looked like it was just fireballs, like they were catapulting globs of oil. It's a bit strange how we've never seen anything like this before, then that happens in this battle. It's also strange how not only did Euron find them, he found Yara's ship and rammed it.

But he killed off the ugly Sand Snakes so it's OK.

>>85535131
And? Radmure didn't have a choice, but he could've picked any one

>>85534381
Let the guy finger fuck his wife once in a while.

>>85533257
Character? Sandor
Performer? Theon

>>85535091
>not marrying the hot3.14
Robb may be a fool, but he's no idiot

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>>85535152
>no sir, no one needs to know about this but me

>>85535261
If he gives his prettiest daughter to the Lord of Riverrun, why wouldn't he give her to the King in the North?

>>85535197
end it all soon

>>85534978
Well you see there was a week between the Kingsmoot and Euron arriving in King's Landing, but the Ironborn got bored had to do something to keep busy for the remaining six days after building a thousands ships, so they decided to invent cannons.

>>85535193
It's specifically stated dragons lead to firestorms, leading to massive deaths. Think of them as the nuclear option of GOT

>>85534480
>When the tip of the arrow is pressured it gets pushed back about three inches before locking in and puncturing as it would. That backing is effectively a safe pin being pulled, activating a small store of wildfire while simultaneously pressurizing it. The top of the arrow then explodes violently sending air and shrapnel through the wound. Gg Danny go fuck yourself

>>85535290
Walder's a god-tier troll

>>85535275
>Performer? Theon
Yeah his performance is pretty good, but I don't really like the character.
I often feel uncomfortable because of him, I think he portrays his broken self well.

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How will Jon's tiny dick be able to satisfy Daenerys after being used to Drogo and Daario?

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>>85535140
>"...Dothraki sea?” he demanded. “I will sail the Iron Fleet across it!

>>85535341
Jon is packing a pretty Long claw, if you know what I mean

>>85535290
thought Robb would have one of his choosing

>>85535348
>>wearing a full suit of armor in the sea/on a ship
Fan artists are dumb babies

>>85535091
Walder Frey is not an idiot. Giving him one of his more attractive daughters costs him nothing

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BUT YOU NEED A BAD PUSSY

>>85535341
Jon eats pussy and doesn't rape

>>85535341
Was Emilia Clarke really the best they could do?

>>85535380
But they're totally fine with drowning
Pretty sure it was brought up in the books

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>still no GoT mmorpg

its like people dont want to make money

>>85535380
stop baiting me with good bait, I am full

>>85535380
Look at this babby being afraid of drowning

>>85535341
is he still going by the 'Snow' handle? Shouldn't he be a 'self'-legitimized Stark by now?

>>85535380
That's literally the point of the Ironborn in the books though. They're not afraid of drowning, so they wear plate on ships, so they fuck up everyone during boarding maneuvers.

>>85535428
Mmos are dead grandpa.

>>85535380
>being a greenlander scumbag

>>85535255
Can't wait for Dany to ride on top of Jon shouting deeply WHOS YA DADDY! EH! WHOS THE DADDY?! *smack* SHUT IT!

>>85535380
Victarion wears his armour when fighting at sea in ADwD, it's part of his whole absolute madman routine

>>85534997
depends, vicious large scale wars have been fought over much smaller pieces of land. Britain has always been relevant in Europe from the bronze age (major source of tin) onwards not just in modern times. Ironcally the industrial revolution began when tin prices rocketed and english landowners raced to supply the demand with more ingenious solutions to mining such a difficult ore.

>>85535032
Dumbass
Ice (Cersei, because she's a cold bitch)
Fire (Jaime, because he's a hothead)

>>85534978
>that projectile trajectory
>cannons
Decisively and throroughly end yourself my man

>>85535152
>implying Ned would let Robert's throne pass to his wife's children

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>>85535428
DO YOU LOVE TELLTALE GAMES? OH, YOU SURE DO NOW!

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>>85535477
>hothead
GUARDS

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>>85535341
She will go full fangirl next sunday.

>>85535409
When I was studying in N.Ireland, I knew a girl who said her mate was offered the part of Dany back in season 1 but turned it down to go to uni instead
She showed me a picture, the girl was pretty stunning to be fair.

So... yes?

>>85535064
Maggy's prophecy, in regards to children with the king said:
>Six-and-ten for him, and three for you
I know the three and those with Jaime but what about "six and ten"?

>>85535442
See at least you read the books.

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>giant shows up
>nobody fucking cares
>three fully grown dragons show up in Westeros
>nobody fucking cares

>>85535341
Made me lol too much.


And Jon is actually above average in dick size, despite his height. Jon was bigger than that nobleman from Mehreen.
Daario and Drogo were both bigger of course, Daario especially and he was her latest.

Daenerys is a rider and Jon eats pussy, so most likely she will get a lot of satisfaction from riding on his face.
It is known.

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>>85534886
>>his body is alive but his soul is gone and he's now just a functional zombie.
>If you're talking book only, again, you're wrong.

Anything that happens on the stupid tv is meaningless.

>Beric was not a zombie

Zombie, robot, whatever you want to call them - Carl Drogo, Beric and Catelyn were never really alive as their souls died along with their bodies, while Jon Snow’s soul warged safely into Ghost when his physical body died and when it was resurrected, his soul safely transferred back.

>>85535035
>I always took it as that the magic woman caused his wound to become infected and then purposefully caused him to become a vegetable

Mirri Maz Duur did properly treat Carl Drogo’s wound and it would have saved his life but Drogo stupidly ripped off the medicated bandage because it itched, which leads me to believe she did intend on fully resurrecting him (her life depended on it) but a combination of not having the “programing” skills and Jorah messing up the ritual by bringing Daenerys into the tent, fucked it up.

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>>85535530
>mfw Dany's massive ass crushes Jon's skull when she sits on his face
One less competitor for the throne

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>>85535519
Roberts bastards

>>85535511
I can't wait for the IMAGINE pasta edited for Kit Harrington after Jon and Dany smash

>>85535169
>>85535170
>>85535286
>>85535385
>looks are the only thing that matters

>>85533800
She literally isn't allowed to leave her house

>>85535407
>treat Theon like a fucking dog, just like Ramsay did
>people still baffled as to why he jumped off the boat

>>85533676
>>85534686
can someone please post Talisa's fat ass

>>85535583
No, but when you're marrying someone you don't know it's the biggest part.

>>85535557
>his soul safely transferred back
Because as we all know, skinchanging doesn't have any consequences, and there's no danger in staying in your beast for however long you like.

>>85535599
she specifically said that Theon isn't their servant

Stop shitposting

>>85535599
???

He bailed because his PTSD kicked in seeing his guys get their tongues cut off

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>>85533257
Still not over him.

>>85535580
>beautiful_darkness_/co/storytime.png

>>85534516
If you don't think Arya's story is great you're just wrong to be honest.

>>85535651
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCfhwqk9VxE&ab_channel=wasgoed

>>85535582
Imagine being Kit in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Elsa Jean, you fuckin' fine

Greyjoy girl having lesbian tension with Ellaria is the hottest thing on the show so far
Do you agree?

>>85535706
ok retard

>>85535428
>Game of Thrones: Seven Kingdoms is a fantasy massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG), currently under development by video game developers Bigpoint and Artplant, in collaboration with HBO.[1]

>>85535733
No

>>85535373
he would

>>85535743
Rude and also uncalled for.

>tfw I was expecting Theon to start fucking his sister
disappointed

>>85535733
>ugliest female character on the show being hit on by a brown jew nosed woman
Uh no sweetie

>>85535733
Naeh, whores in kings landing were better.
especially the redheaded northerner

>>85535733
only if you have no cock and no eyes

Reminder that Jon's last name is Stark now. The North won't rally behind a guy named "Snow."

>>85535779
Not everyone has Targ mental illness, Jaime

>>85535775
whatever fagit

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Imagine being Bronn in that scene and having to be all like "damn, sandsnek, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Lollys in his keep. Like seriously imagine having to be Bronn and not only sit in that cell while Rosabell Laurenti Sellers flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ROSABELL SELLERS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and stokeworths and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE KNIGHTHOOD coming straight out of the boonies in King's Landing. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bronn. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>85525607
>breaking his balls

Jaime: No more kingslaying, your grace.

Robert: What?

J: I said, no more kingslaying. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been drunk a long time. They didn't let you sober up there and tell you. I don't slay kings anymore.

R: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...

J: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta kingsguard around...

R: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a feast, I just came home from hunting and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

J: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.

R: Okay, salud.

R: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' Longsword.

>>85535495
Eddard probably hates him a little bit for being such a loud fat faggot

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>>85535810
>tfw reading the theory that Jaime and Cersei are Targ twins the other day
>tfw it makes perfect sense

new thread when reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>85535706
She'll end up at the end of it all dead but warged/soul into Nymeria being mounted by Ghost desu

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>>85534959
>I've only heard it being based on the british isles, but the size of south america, not that it was meant to be the british isles size

But that doesn’t jibe with what happens in the story; Catelyn rides to Renly’s camp, Jaime rides to Casterly Rock, Brienne rides from Kingslanding across the countryside, etc. all of which are ridiculous considering the size of the continent but work perfectly well in a UK sized Westeros.

Gurm had an outline and setting for the story and was well into writing it, before any maps were created and as the story got bigger, he needed a bigger setting.

>>85534997
> In his defense, it would make little sense to have people fighting so hard over Westeros if it were only the size of the UK

Not at all, the British Isles had numerous bloody wars and the other larger countries of Europe (France, Germany, Poland, Italy) also formed in similar fashion, with smaller independent kingdoms being absorbed over time into a single large state.

>>85535889

>>85535889

>>85535889


new bread

>>85535583
they are you fat twat

>>85533284
italy irrc

>>85535733
watching pus seep from jorah's chest was hotter

>>85533686
i want to see his redemption so badly

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>GIRLLLL POWAH!!! BE THE DRAGON BABY
>dumb slut with a squad of betas backing her play including but not limited to; an alcoholic dwarf, a diseased pussywhipped friendzoner, a dickless rat snake in the grass loyal to none, and an equally pussyhungry chad who kills people to get laid
>gets knocked up by kang nigga and has some dragons
>with these turbofaggots at her side she employs an army of foreign savages to invade the first world because muh people

wow this show is great

>>85536069
> I am an old man, an old knight, and I have seen more battles than most of you have years. Nothing is more terrible upon this earth, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd. You may retch. You will not be the first. You may drop your sword, your shield, your lance. Others have done the same. Pick it up and go on fighting. You may foul your breeches. I did, in my first battle. No one will care. >All battlefields smell of shit.
>You may cry out for your mother, pray to gods you thought you had forgotten, howl obscenities that you never dreamed could pass your lips. All this has happened too.
>Some men die in every battle. More survive. East or West, in every inn and winesink you will find greybeards endlessly refighting the wars of their youth. They survived their battles. So may you.

>>85534687
No seriously, can he even read and write?
I like Gendry but...c'mon guys.

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>>85534986
>He was a great battle-commander, no one's denying that. But he literally ruins his own rebellion by being too fucking stupid not to leave the dumb foreign whore by the wayside and just marry Roslin.

It wasn't his fault, Robb (and Jeyne) was magicked by Sybell Spicer, who was playing both sides as evidenced by the letter she sent to Tywin, that he mentions to Tyrion after the Battle of the Blackwater.

Because there is no way Jeyne Westerling would have been allowed around Robb Stark; he had just sacked their castle and killed their men and was an enemy of House Lannister and a noble woman (particularly a virgin) isn’t going to be left alone with a strange man, let alone act as nurse to him.

Which Robb’s bannermen also wouldn’t have allowed, except Robb for some reason (forgetting everything he’d been trained for over the years and knowing she was a daughter of his enemy) allowed it.

And as Sybell Spicer is the grand-daughter of Maggy the Frog, who was a maegi and magic user, it stands to reason she has some magical skills herself.

It’s the only logical answer.

>>85535309
They don't lead to firestorms that destroy villages and farms, fuck up a battlefield, yes

>>85535852
These always get me

>>85536355
>flying beasts that breathe fire and still aren't controlled very well by YASS QUEEN
>won't lead to firestorms that destroy villages and farms

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>>85535627
>>his soul safely transferred back
>Because as we all know, skinchanging doesn't have any consequences, and there's no danger in staying in your beast for however long you like.

Jon wasn't in Ghost for very long, FAR less time then Bran spends in Summer and he's fine.

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>>85535744
>Game of Thrones: Seven Kingdoms
>In development since 2012
>Supposed to be released in 2013
>Nothing heard since

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>>85533510
>parental advisory

>>85533676
Do people really think she is cuter then Talisa?

>>85537326
Of COURSE.

>>85537326
I don't.
Talisa way prettier.

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>>85533488
FROM THE DUSTY MESA