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First for D&D.

Wait, it's actually called the Battle Of The Bastards™ within the show itself?

Who the fuck decided to call it that?

And why the fuck didn't Arya know about it, she must have been impersonating Walder Frey for weeks. Did she not read any of his ravens, or was she just wearing his face and fucking his wives and daughters the entire time?

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>>85375726
Based Jon's cousin thread

Thank you OP

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Does show Euron even have any magic?

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first for snekfu

So who is Azor Jon going to stab to forge the Lightbringer?

>>85375793
It's not easy to find enough Arbor wine and poison to kill an entire dynasty.

>>85375793
Why would he get ravens about it? The battle happened weeks before she even killed him.

And she impersonated him for like one evening.

FIRST FOR SALTY DOOMGUY

TWO GOODS HANDS, ALL THE BETTER TO RIP AND TEAR!

>>85375793
>Jon defeated Ramsey in the Emmy®-nominated "Battle of the Bastards" of the HBO™ original series Game of Thrones™

What the fuck? Did this seem out of place to anybody?

I personally vote this episode a 9/10, easily.

The red witch makes her debut on dragonstone, Khaleesi's home, I missed that girl.

Khaleesi shooting down the spider, and he had it coming for awhile.

Lord Tyrion giving wise counsil. Always listen to the half man.

Jon Snow will go meet Khaleesi, I literally can't wait for this. Why was little bear arguing though? No! Be forever on Jons side girl!

Sam at the Master Citadel with sir Jory was great, hope his stone man disease is burned away soon so he can serve his dragon queen.

What I didn't like, and the reason this episode had 1 point deducted was Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1, he would be destroyed since they're the best warriors of dawn.

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BASED POOSI will be saved by bronn

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>>85375726
Any high res pic requests?

>prince or princess

https://youtu.be/Ch_iS51-kwk

>>85375817

>The Asian one had the best tits! What have they done?

>>85375822
Dany is his nissa nissa

>>85375852
yeah that scene is fucking cringe city

>>85375814
Well he rides in on a thunderstorm and a thick mist ghost pirate style, you tell me.

>>85375852
>crying about gender neutral pronouns in a fantasy language

porr ickle babby, did it hurt your toxic masulinity?

>>85375852
literal tumblr fanfiction

first for "I forgot I'm not in /pol/ so let's sperg out about minorities not being slaves and women not being sex slaves"

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Believe me sansa will -pretend- to scheme with littlefinger now jon is gone, that jon is a bastard he has no right to be king, then she'll reveal she was playing him, she learned from the best, and now he dies, and arya stabs him with his own valyrian dagger.

What SHOULD FUCKING HAPPEN: He should be there at the ''great meeting''; thats leaked at the dragon pit with daenerys, cersei and jon and all their advisors, so he's there and sees varys atleast one more time, and he scehemes onwards from there, perhaps blowing up the wall or helping dismantle it to create CHAOS which is what he loves since he can play around there. Yes letting the white walkers in is bad but if it destroys the current armies and leaders and enables new leaders to rise and win (himself) then it's a good thing for him.

Haven't watched the episode yet. Was euron based or cringe?

The prince or princess that was promised

>>85375884
But the minorities are slaves, they still serve danny

so um what happened with that mask woman in season 2? did she go open a bdsm store or something? isn't she going to help dany at all?

>>85375851
Missandei brown boobs

>>85375907
he was the only good part of the episode, rest is horrible sjw pandering

>>85375851
that dumb bitch thinks a whip is a good weapon for war

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>yfw Arya had the most kinographic scenes

>>85375852
high valerian never really had a gender. That's why daenerys line years ago of "all men must die....BUT WE ARE NOT MEN" was so absurdly stupid.

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tbqh Euron needed far more of a buildup before they introduced him.

In the books he was built up as an enormous piece of shit, and was touted as being extremely dangerous by everybody on the Islands. Victarion, and Balon hated him, Asha and Aeron were afraid of him, Theon spoke about how bad he was. The way they established him in the show was stupid and makes it difficult to frame him as a character properly

>>85375793
>Who the fuck decided to call it that?

Literally everyone, apparently.

Imagine the fucking hype. Roose Bolton's bastard takes fucking Winterfell, the one stronghold in the north that is specifically meant to not be taken. Then, Jon Snow, Ned Stark's bastard, somehow became LORD FUCKING COMMANDER, and took back Winterfell (again, the place that is meant to be impenetrable when defended) from Ramsay. And now there's whispers of people in Winterfell talking about ice zombies and shit? The fuck?

Who the fuck WOULDN'T call it the Battle of the Bastards?

>>85375882
Yeah, i'm insecure guy with no connections with women. Women are always whores anyway.

>>85375882
To be fair they made a big demonstration about it. All the Danaerys related segments seem to be written by someone who doesn't know what brevity means.

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I haven't watched this since 2014 and decided to catch up, is this depressing drab King's Moot with fanficion tier dialogue I'm watching right now the best example of why it's better to just read the books because I can't be bothered watching any more of this shit it's sending me under.

Also I hate the uniforms every faction has. Why do these mongs have greyjoy shields when they're meant to be various lords and captains picking a king that's not necessarily a Greyjoy.

>>85375883
>>85375852
Valyrian is genderless in the books you retarded /pol/ fags

>>85375923
if they can consent, they are not slaves

pick up a fucking dictionary

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so why did sam start from the middle of his chest?

>>85375907
BASED in all capitals. His scenes sucked shit in the last season but the actor stepped up to the plate and went hardcore. He pretty much stole this episode.

>>85375943
the ultimate butterface

Oh my god I hate Sansa so much

Every time she tries to have an opinion, it's factually incorrect and she has the most insufferable voice when she's doing her shitty accent

What does this ginger cunt think she's doing?

No one ever looked for a girl..It was a prince that was promised, not a princess. Rhaegar I thought … the smoke was from the fire that devoured Summerhall on the day of his birth, the salt from the tears shed for those who died. He shared my belief when he was young, but later he became persuaded that it was his own son who fulfilled the prophecy, for a comet had been seen above King’s Landing on the night Aegon was conceived, and Rhaegar Targaryen was certain the bleeding star had to be a comet.

What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years.

vs

That no has no gender

Which one triggers /tv/ more and why?

>>85375937
seconding this desu

don't forget her ass

Oh well anons already predicted this shit last season or else team feminism would've had steamrolled westeros.

>>85375945
Can someone explain why there are different words for men and women then? Since I have nothing better to do, I tried the course on Duolingo and the genders are clearly different words (e.g. Vala and abra).

>>85375968
>To be fair they made a big demonstration about it.

It was two sentences of dialogue. Missandei was originally Dany's interpreter, remember.

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos.

>>85375726
Is the pie kid related to the black kid on Stranger Things?

>>85375943

>Who took the picture?

Shit fans btfo

>>85375978
Euron is retarded in this scene but as evidenced by this thread, his episode tonight completely redeemed him and now he is the most based character

>>85375943
Lol what her hotpie scene was autism at maximum levels..

>>85376014
Rickon's dead anon

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>>85375937

anyone notice this show doesnt give screentime to interesting characters electing to kill them off for more screentime on the boring ones?

>>85375950
this. Everyone nitpicking is autistic

>>85375822
After being cured, dragonglass will give Jorah the power of morph into a talking sword. And Jon will stab the night king with him.

>>85375984
this is like the 1st year medical student curing cancer

>>85375884
Gotta cure that mind virus you have there. Like greyscale it spreads quickly.

>>85375817
>>85375864
But she has the bad pusi

I don't even commit her name to memory but I want that brown skinned afro slave girl to fart in my eyes.

>>85376014
>mfw he mentioned Rickon and Dickon in the same sentence

I was like "holy shit they read /got/"

>>85375978
>>85376024
He was only pretending to be retarded

>>85375822
none of the Azor ahai stuff is going to happen EVEN in the books.

>>85376039
Based Lilarcor

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>I'll burn you alive
YASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAY
>Nah I was quoting Aerys/Viserys/Joffrey
OMG THAT GUY WAS LITERALLY TRUMP

Bravo plebbit.

>Cersei tells Jaime she won't actually send troops up north
>Jaime leaves disgusted
>Cersei miscarries later on

Is this the final forging of lightbringer?
Is Jaime=Azor Ahai confirmed?

So far these spoilers are pretty spot on, despite being listed in the wrong episodes and order.

>>85375978
>grejoy shields
Are you stupid? The show has simplfied family trees, everyone there is part of the greyjoy army, there aren't 10 family names, for a show it would be a bad mistake and too confusing. Same as the wildlings, they're all wildlings with only the thenns seen as a bad faction of the wildlings.

>>85376012
men and women are different, but most nouns aren't gendered (e.g. "prince / princess" is one genderless noun)

>>85376005
it doesn't trigger /tv/, it triggers the /pol/ retards who've forgotten they've left their containment board

>I never asked for this

Jesus, Kit gave me chills this episode. Badass line delivered like a pimp

>>85376035
>CGI tits

Shame

>>85376074
are you literally retarded or just desperate for attention?

>>85375817
>tfw Cersei will use the long farewell on her
>she'll just get a nosebleed and die in few seconds
>she will not be zombie mountain's rape meat
>she will not be roasted alive while her mother is strangling herself to death to save her
>she will not be given some slow, agonizing, disfiguring poison that will leave her pretty face blue and grotesquely swollen
Missed opportunity desu. Makes Cersei seem just instead of insane.

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Ep 3 Promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pRLR6Ns5I

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>>85376034
so was Jon Snow

>>85376114
>virgin
Shame

>>85375851
Theon jumping off the boat

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cute

>>85376118
Can't it be both?

The whole scene talking about the prophesy of the prince being unisex was too on the nose for me

>>85375907
>comes in like fucking heavy metal album cover
>fights with a Kraken axe
>fucks sneks up
>decorates ship with sneks and takes bad poosy as his prize.

>>85376005
It only triggered me because the "Prince who was promised" had been speculated to be a gender neutral term by book readers for decades. The dialogue in this episode was hammy and simple pandering.

>>85375984
it's like peeling a boiled egg, you get the biggest parts off first

>Euron actually thinks Cersei will marry him

The mountain will fuck him up

Looks like the sand sneks weren't protected by female POC Armour.

Thank fuck.

>>85376084
t. Redditor

You ever watch that sex scene with the black eunuch and black feminist and think in the back of your mind, huh....maybe /pol/ is on to something?

>>85376131
the true waifu

I love the Winterfell scenes

Sansa is bitching and whining about Jon leaving, then the second he says she gets to be in charge her eyes light up and she goes quiet

Power mad slag

>>85375822
at this rate Azor Dany is going to stab Jon to forge the Lightbringer

So Dany is the second person in the show who's planning to besiege Lannisport and so far she's also failing. Are we finally gonna see that fucking town at some point or is it gonna take another six seasons?

>>85375901
Nigga got choked by Cersei's bodyguards too. Littlefinger's character got destroyed by the Jews.

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>>85375850
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeee
>ywn hug her as she rests her head against your chest

jdimsa

>>85375979

>b-but in the books

nobody wants to read that schlock

>>85376118
>Tfw you are so buttblasted because he's right
Lmao

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>>85376074
YOU KICK THAT STRAWMANS ASS. RIP AND TEAR KANG

>>85376140
>had been speculated to be a gender neutral term by book readers for decades.

And when had it been mentioned in the show? No seriously, I'll wait.

Eventually you'll admit you're just butthurt the normies no longer have to read the books to know that "the prince that was promised" doesn't have to be a man.

so how does the dickless nigger get off? whats the point

>>85375726
Will Theon redeem himself and save her sis?

I thought he was reformed and shit :(

>>85375839
>>And she impersonated him for like one evening.
>Implying it only takes one evening for all the ravens to arrive to every single member of House Frey, and then for every single one of them to travel from all around the Riverland up to the Twins (barring the low as fuck chance that everyone of them is available at once)
Face it, Arya impersonated Walder Frey for weeks, fucking his wives and daughters and apparently running a castle (something she has zero experience with).

It's so stupid.

>>85376124
"I was born to rule the seven kingdom"

sorry girl, last time you tried to rule one city you turned it into a shit cluster fuck

>>85376129
>Numale
Shame

>>85376151
>implying
Euron will play Cersei like a fiddle.
>hurr durr Euron didn't REALLY run away
>I actually gave him a boatload of gold to by me some mercenaries
>he totally won't use those against me or fuck off to Essos to drink, reave, and whore on my expense
He's basically Aurane Waters.

>>85375984
To prevent further spreading of the infection

>>85376084
>Targaryens used agnatic primogeniture succession
>DOOD PRINCE AND PRINCESS ARE THE SAME
It's dumb. Bravo GURM.

>>85376168
This will be good for her. She'll go all crazy. Breinne will be horrified. It'll be great.

>>85376137

I think having Dany say "Oh, I like that" or whatever she said turned it from being a "Ah ha!" moment into a shitty YASSS QUEEN SLAY moment.

Same thing happened back when she did the "All men must die... but we are not men" thing.

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>>85375817
>tfw Cercei and tits snek lesdom scene

someone post the spoilers.

>>85376159
t. /pol/ retard, suck my cock and get back in the oven you mouthbreather

>>85376190
right about what? was that supposed to be an actual sentence he wrote?

>>85376204
Satisfaction of servicing a woman is enough.

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Let off some steam, Drogon!

>>85376118
You retards are too easy to spot.
Go back to your circlejerk tbqh.

>>85375864

Too bad they never showed her tits

>>85376137
>"Valyrian is my mother tongue."
I guess that awkward scene had to happen, I just wish it wasn't Daenerys who made the mistake

>>85376247
cuck detected

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>>85376182
She's going to die next episode you know. Leaks confirm it.

>>85376234
wtf does a prophetic prince / princess have to do with the way targs chose the next ruler?

>it's a Mountain brutalizes another Martell scene

>>85376247
>>85376247
>>85376247
Jajajajajaja

>>85376174
Asha's fleet was headed for King's Landing, Grey Worm's army was headed for Lannisport. Whether he gets called back or not after this idk but as of right now ;that should still happen

Euron fucking wrecking the sandcunts made my cock hard

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>>85376204
Love =/= Sex. Making the one he lovers happy gets him off. His is a giver. And he can always get Joh snow to help plant the strong seed .

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>>85376130
Can't pull a good still, but have this top kek webm.

>>85376284
>Asha

Who?

>>85376203
They could have scripted the scene far better, or even introduced the concept way back when Dany was fucking around in Qarth, or considering they are doing flashbacks had Rhaegar bring it up. The writing is terrible and feels extremely out of context, I don't know why you would defend it.

>>85376234
I agree that the way they explained it was hamfisted as fuck and gay but I wouldn't have a hard time believing the word is just a generic term for any heir. If the Targaryans were incestuous the distinction wouldn't mean anything anyway.

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>>85376248

>>85376249
go back to your containment board you remedial neckbeard, suck my dick

>>85376297
Get the fuck out

>>85376296
I knew that jump was coming and I still laughed the same way Euron did.

>>85376187

GRRM is an sjw faggot in real life

Theon 100% is going to kill Euron and another main character. Don't be surprised he goes on some psychotic murdering spree and ends up being Azor Ahai

>>85375984
>why did sam start from the middle of his chest?

He just explained that if Jorah screams like a bitch, they're both done for.

No point spending 3 hours on the small parts if you slice the biggest one off and suddenly he screams.
Get the worst out of the way when he still has willpower and then finish up the little bits afterwards.

>>85376296
literally /ourguy/

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>>85376246
>This unironical numale cuck so buttblasted his blood boils whenever he gets btfo
JUST

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>valar morghulis
WE ARE NOT MEN
>azor ahai
NUH UH PRINCESS TOO

How can reddit still defend this inconsistent shit?

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>>85376102
>literally taking a Stannis quote and giving it to Snu
Fuck D&D.

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>>85376319
>and I still laughed the same way Euron did.
Guilty.

>>85376234
There seem to be separate words for king and queen as well.

>>85376310
>Get out of mAh safe spaaaaaace ReEEEEeeEEEEeeeesist!!!

>>85376298
> feels extremely out of context

Well, I'm sorry to betray your sensitive feelings for you but the dialogue was basically

"I don't like the phrase 'prince that was promised'"

"well, it could be princess"

"good to know, thanks missandei let's continue kicking ass now"

How is that out of context? Do you even know what context means?

>>85376310
>no capitalisation
As expected of underage basement socialists.

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>>85376341
Mad?

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>only barely got to see Asha and mama snek kiss before everything was ruined

why must all good things come to an end? I would have much rather seen a 10 minute scene with those two than a 10 minute scene with brown girl and No Worm

>>85376255
this was the only thing that wound me up. I thought according to show canon Daenerys would at least be familiar with the grammar of her MOTHER tongue. Missandei must have learnt Valyrian as a second language, unless people on Naath grow up speaking it. I mean ffs, they've already shown Tyrion has rudimentary Valyrian, he should have made that mistake


none of the gender politic stuff annoyed me for the record, it just felt clumsy

>>85376338
fuck off to your containment board, retard

>>85376359
more like, read global rule 3 you fucking normie invader, grow a fucking brain and think for yourself instead of being programmed by /pol/ memes, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself

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>>85376373
>I'll suck the dick of hack jewish writers if they reinforce my ideology
lel

>>85376214
The entire house had already gathered for an event held earlier that day. Why would she need to send ravens to gather them all when they were already present.

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>>85376310
You need to leave fag, you get mad so easily and for nothing.
Unironically, go back to ledd.it.
It's so easy to identify your posts.

>>85376382
>would rather see two 3/10s go at it than 10/10 Missandei getting off.

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"You're pretty. You might be one of the most beautiful women of the entire Seven Kingdoms."

Was Hot Pie right?

>>85376182
I've already forgotten but did she die or was she captured with her mother?

>>85376365
capitalization* you literal retard, thanks for finally answering my question

now fuck off

>>85376396
>normie
How to spot reddit 101.
Fuck off normalfag underage. Mommy finished making dinner.

>>85376382
I want to see the kraken's cunt.

>>85376382
>No Worm

I chuckled

>>85376401
>Loser goy still pretending Jews aren't G-d's chosen.

>>85375814
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500879842108.webm

He made a deal with Davy Jones, now he needs Casterly Rock's gold to pay it off.

>>85376424
>speaking nigger English
>still not capitalisation
As expected.

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>>85376382
>No Worm

>>85376434
>God's chosen
>can't even adapt the story of a fat pedo with one foot in the grave
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>85376411
ask nicely, cocksucker

easy to identify my posts, eh? compared to your posts, right? because they just look like every other retarded /pol/ post i see here, wow how original. fucking retard.

>>85376310
I thought all numales have already castrated themselves out of respect.

>>85376405
>The entire house had already gathered for an event held earlier that day.
Where did you get that from? Walder said he was holding this other feast within the same fortnight (14 days), not the same day.

>>85376439
this is pretty good.

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>>85376401
>Who could it be nooooow
>Who could it be nooooow
Could it be >>>/pol/ knocking at my door? GO AWAY DON'T COME HER NO MOR. Can't you see its late at night? Go to bed Mommy is always right.

>>85376453
>doesn't even capitalise "I"
This is an 18+ site, phoneposter kid.

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>>85376417
Implying you wouldn't hit it.
Oh wait ,someone already did.

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>That's not you

So it WASN'T Nymeria?

Then why didn't Arya get turned into wolf chow?

Did she warg the dire wolf to make it leave without me noticing?

>>85376420
wasn't explicit either way, only whip snake and spear snake are confirmed dead, (double) dagger snake and mama snake are likely taken captive

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>>85376396
>Anything I don't like is /pol/

Lmao, I never go on /pol/ but you are such a bitchboi, what a fucking autist.
How contrived, sad!

>>85376466
>posts cartoon
Off to sleep little baby, adults are talking.
You can bash the fash tomorrow okay sweetie?

>>85376463
Makes him seem like the hero, which it should as thats what he is.

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whats with the 1,000 yard stare?

>>85376426
again, read the global rules, and suck my cock

>>85376440
the OED recommends -ize instead of -ise, what English are you talking about you literal retard? go ahead I'll wait while you learn proper English, maybe you'll give up and go back to your containment board retard

>>85376474
she's gonna be totally off her rocker in 10 years
poor girl

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>>85376439

Anyone else laughed their ass of during the sea battle?
>that editing
>that overacting
>that corny music

>>85376466
/pol/ IS 4chan now. It is the new nexus.

The most badly written thing was Hot Pie telling Arya she was pretty
She legit looks like fucking Quasimodo

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>point out shit writing
REEE GO BACK TO /pol/ YOU RAYCISS

>>85376364
>Well, I'm sorry to betray your sensitive feelings

Feelings have nothing to do with it. It is piss poor dialogue and was only hamfisted into the scene to appeal to the stupid showfags who can't put simple things together.

It is exactly like the "Valar Morghulis" scene when the phrase has been established as a generalisation term as opposed to a gender specific one.

>How is that out of context?

Because it applies modern day language nuance to a scene taking place in a medieval fantasy world where the language in question has been established for decades as having a complicated gender phrasing

>>85376474
It's the same Direwolf, but she has changed about as much as Arya has.

>>85376498
That's what happens when you perform a profane ritual of suicide and rebirth to become a shapeshifting assassin.

just marathoned the first two episodes

what do i think of the season so far?

>>85376320
Good thing fatty's heart will explode before he can finish ruining the story any further after AFFC and ADWD.

>>85376522
epic memes anon

>>85376439
then why not use Davy Jones' theme?

checkmate.

>>85376453
>Cocksucker
Wow, what a fucking homophobe /pol/tard.

this spam of euron feels like trying to market bullshit on website knows as the four chan

srs kys yourselves, eurons acting wasnt good enough

>>85375726
I didn't stick around for spoilers and leaks, what happens to the now hostages Tyene and Ellaria later into the season?

>>85376455
not all of them, they just infest other boards spewing /pol/ bullshit to shield their insecurities from strangers on the internet

>>85376468
exactly, it's an 18+ site, where racism and retardation is only allowed on /b/ and /pol/, so again, since your English skills are so great: FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

>>85376492
cry about it, faggot. cry all the way to your containment board

>>85376417
>fat ass thinks ugo is attractive
it's like medieval 4chan

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>>85376507
Here, enjoy

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>>85376498

Will we ever get an explanation as to why goblins are showing up in Westeros?

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>all you gotta do to cure greyscale is cut it off lmao

HOW FUCKING LONG DID IT TAKE THEM TO COME UP WITH THAT?

Honestly, the scene where Jon was explaining that he got a letter from Sam and Danaerys was one of his worst acting moments.

>>85376082
>Same as the wildlings, they're all wildlings with only the thenns seen as a bad faction of the wildlings.

They made a point numerous times that wildings are very divided and even speak numerous languages and how it was difficult for Mance to get all these groups together.

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>>85376498

>>85375726
I wish this season wasn't so predictable. I saw that ending a mile a fucking way.

I'm just glad one of the psycho sisters got killed.

>they will rape your daughters and burn down your villages
Post yfw based daenerys will BTFO biggot cersey next episode and teach her about tolerance and how dothraki culture is superior to any westerosi culture
#notalldothraki

>>85376455
I bet you are a frail fuckboi with bad acne. Faggot.

>>85376485
I bet, and hope, we get more mountain rape!

>>85376492
>>85376496
you are both pathetic man-children.

>>85376507
I thought it was cool in a fantasy comic book sort of way. But even so the sand snakes were comical.

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Why are they using screentime to show Arya is becoming an underage alcoholic?

>Theon gets picked up by Gendry
>For the remainder of the season they show clips of them rowing and talking about how their lives suck

Last scene from the season is exactly like the wrath of the lich king trailer.

>>85376535
none of the acting in this show is good, except some dinklage scenes. You don't watch it for good acting, you watch it for entertaining scenes. And Euron is the lone bright spot in the abyss that is this season so far.

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>>85376546
>mfw it's one of GURM's ideas
SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING

>>85376439
I bet there are only a handful of people here who DIDN'T think "we Pirates now" during this scene.

>>85376474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cve-FeN9etg

"that's not me."

"that's not you."

Where's Edmure at if arya killed the freys?

>>85376554
one of the sneks dies?

>>85376548
Indeed. The entire sequence was very weak and he has been improving his acting, so it showed.

>>85376546
Nobody said it was hard, just that it was dangerous. It's banned because the last cunt who did it caught greyscale himself as a result, that's all

I swear to God that if GRRM writes that dragonglass cures what Jorah has in the fucking books I'll kill him.

Whether by rubbing it in his wounds or ingesting it.

>>85376517
>Feelings have nothing to do with it
>It feels contrived wahh

ok

>language in question has been established for decades as having a complicated gender phrasing

Again, where has it been established on the show? I'm still waiting.

>>85376534
cry about it

>>85376574
Yes finally. I want them all dead so bad.

Writing is unbearable, who thought that GO B A DRAGUN was actually a legitimate line for that shit show, not to mention 10 minutes of pointless dickless dicking.

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>>85376502
> Yfw you can imagine this lad, autistically hitting the report button whenever he sees something that rustles his jimmies.

What did he mean by this?

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>>85376572
>GoT will never be this comfy again

>>85376541
what PS1 game is this from?!

>>85376572
OH SHIT I HAD NO IDEA

THE FUCKING POTTERY

Seriously though, she had a much nice accent (and face) back then

This is one of those shows that I constantly ask myself why I still watch it. I finally dropped the walking dead last season. Maybe this one is next. What a piece of simplified for the masses, indoctrinated garbage.

>>85376574
two, actually

>>85376439
POTC fits the 20 good men bit of GoT better than anything else

>>85376417
By bong standards, Arya is the queen beauty of the slags.

>>85376546
>all you gotta do to cure the black death is lance the boils lmao

HOW FUCKING LONG DID IT TAKE THEM TO COME UP WITH THAT?

>>85376586
what about rubbing it on a pusy and then applying it on your wounds.

>>85376535
HBO is not shilling 4chan. Euron is an edgelord. And he killed the annoying snakes. This is why 4chan likes him.

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>>85376498
M O S T

B E A U T I F U L

>>85376546
that's just the start of the procedure, surely there's more to it than that.

besides, even if it's really not in that universe greyscale is so reviled no one even wants to come near it let alone operate on it

>>85376546
oh btw if you get some pus on you you become a stoneman, lol why doesn't anyone do this procedure xD

>>85376516
>RRRREEEEE SJW's!!
This is considered citiscm on /tv/

>>85376546
Probably pretty long since you contract the disease if you come into contact with infected tissue and their protective equipment for the procedure is somewhat worse than the kind of shit MSF have to work with to treat ebola victims in Africa.

I mean, all that puss is infected with the shit. Just loaded with dead rotting greyscale shit. If you touch any of it you're fucked. Cleaning up that room is as much a fucking nightmare as the procedure.

>>85376265
Ellaria might die for poisoning Myrcella but Tyene will live

if they were going to kill her why wouldnt he just bring Cersei her head. If theres one thing D&D realised correctly its that people actually like this snek. (also chekhovs gun with Bronn and whatnot)

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>>85376545
Is this from The I.T. Crowd?

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>>85375845
If those two where the best warriors dorn had to offer no wonder dorn suck in the show

Melisandre's character is 100% ruined now.

>Stannis is the chosen one
>now its Jon Snow
>oh now its Jon Snow AND Dany

literally just whoring herself out for screentime at this point

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Is her /ourguy/ again? I feel like with the show merging him and Victarion I feel like they might go the route of him being poised by one of the sandsnake blade during the fighting, then getting the pork and crackle treatment from some red priest

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>>85375851
At last, a realistic depiction of what happens when women think they can stand toe to toe with a man in a fight

>>85376604
We're running the final stretch lad. May as well see how shit it gets.

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>tfw you realise that every good character since season 1 was an old,white male

lost all hope in this show after stannis was killed now my hope has rekindled with based watergod euron.

he will conquer the seas and buttfuck the dragon slut and her cuck boi jon

>>85376586
dragonglass is liquid fire frozen m8, it burns out the infection ;*)

>>85376564
I would pay to see that

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>>85376559
>CALL ME PRETTY OR ELSE

>>85376485
It makes sense plotwise I guess bad poosy and bronn part 2 will happen.

>>85376538
>Calling other people faggots in the current yeara
Uh, can't we not? As a gay latino man, I demand your apology and will nicely ask you to leave sir.

>>85375984
Also, why use such a tiny blade? Use a large knife if all his infected skin needs to come off. Much quicker.

>>85376546
you also have to rub dragonglass into the wounds

>>85376417
he was saying that because he was afriad arya was going to cut his throat

>>85376559
downing a pint doesn't make you an alcoholic, stop projecting your lack of self control

>>85376610
You want to cure greyscale, but you need the drag poosey.

>>85376630

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

>>85376474
It was Nymeria, obviously.

But neither she or her wolf will run back to home and leave peacefully, they are not like this anymore.

>>85376593
What the fuck are you doing?

Go back to reeddit

>>85376677
Wine in the last episode, ale in this one

Arya is like 13 remember

So, team feminism conveniently got BTFO already. What happens now?

>>85376648
>only good scenes this season have Beric, Jorah, Sandor
Makes you think tbqh.

Varys would be good if we wasn't surrounded by the cunt crusade.

>>85376659
>pretending to be other races and sexualities to make your arguments sound not insanely batshit racist

/pol/ retard detected, fuck off retard

>>85376617
leave maisie alone
stop photoshopping her!

>>85376557
Go complain on Tumblr about how the greasy virgins on 4chan bullied you and made you cry lmao.

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>>85376604
>I finally dropped the walking dead last season.
Are you slow or do you have brain damage?

I dropped that shit in episode 3 of season 2 (and i only stuck around that long because because pic related is so utterly fuckable)

>>85376698
>Dany Sue still exists
Sit down shitlord.

>>85376572
I was being facetious before. If it was intentional, that's actually some really nice symmetry to connect the first season with this one.

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>>85376639
>>85376648
grow a pair of fucking balls you faggots. Go out and kiss a girl. Get a job.

>>85376691
ask nicely retard

>>85376694
so she's had like what, 2 drinks on the show? maybe 3? over however many days it took to ride from the twins to harrenhal (or wherever hotpie is at, iirc it's near harrenhall)

that doesn't make her an alcoholic, she just likes getting her drink on

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>>85376709
Is this screenshot photoshopped?

You have 5 seconds to make your judgement.

>>85376147
protip: crack the top and bottom of the egg, peel a line down from top to bottom and the rest of the shell will just slide off like a jacket

>>85376684
>Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

TY

>>85376752
don't tell me, tell sam

>>85376548
Especially funny when good actors like Royce have just a few lines in the same scene.

>>85376740
No, and I think that's the sad part

>>85375943
She needs to eat.

>>85376740
Whose that chick eating bread on the left of arya?

>>85376704
>Denying my own race and sexuality
Can we plan not?

>>85376714
get triggered bitch

>>85376698
if there is a team feminism, it is Danny and her council.

>>85376593
It's bad writing plain and simple, why on earth are you defending such shitty dialogue?

Can we all agree that season 7 sucks so far?

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REMOVE SAND SNAKE

>>85376572
It ain't me

>>85376737
the irony is if they actually started getting attention from women they would most likely stop this desperate rectum aching all over this board

>>85376740

hotpie is even bigger wtf happened

>>85376780
its not any worse than the couple seasons before it

>>85376780
Eh? /got/ loved episode 2.

More than Reddit.

>>85376548
his accent really faltered at one point and physically hurt my ears, he's actively regressing and I don't know how to feel about this

Pretty good seeing the lesbo cruise go down in flames and all it took was a single alpha male.

>>85376793
Samefag detected

>>85376777
It's necessary writing. Why are you still avoiding my question?

Nice trips btw.

>>85376780
no, we can't, fuck off with your contrarian bullshit

>>85376780
Its good so far. Not the best, but far from the worst. We've already had some great action with episode 2.

>>85376780
No ep 1 was slow but ep 2 was pure 8/10.

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how will she die lads? penetrated by cocks to death would be kino

>>85376737
>>85376793
>white knights accusing anyone of not getting pusy
lmao

>>85376797
Genetics, dude.

It's winter and food is hard to come by. Therefore, Hot Pie absorbed more energy from his surroundings in time for hibernation.

>>85376364
are you this obtuse and retarded in real life interactions too?

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Why did she wait until they got to dragonstone to tell the baldf uck that she wants to kill him, if he fucks up? these writers are fucking retarded.

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>>85376797
>hotpie is even bigger wtf happened
Hot pies

>tfw littlefinger is mad as fuck when he heard tyrion was somehow hand of the queen daenerys

>>85376775
Stop with the misogyny shitlord

>>85376826
She will be saved by Theo as part of his arc.

*stabs yer dick*

Book fags.

Pls tell me the Khalesi cunt wont get the throne.

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>>85376755

NP

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Once I get to page 13, I's be free

So the best Qyburn could come up with was a zombie and a big crossbow

But Euron can rain down fire on is enemies?

Why the fuck is Qyburn still in a job

>>85376780
I'm actually enjoying team Cersei vs team Daenerys

Everything related to the starks and the wight hunt is fanfiction tier garbage though

>>85376837
It was a stormy night. She wanted to lighten up the mood.

>>85376780
Im a femenist numale and I like it

>>85376857
Books aren't out yet.
Fatman martin has been behind the show for a couple of seasons now.

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>>85376815
try again, manbaby

>>85376827
learn what white knighting is before crying all over my comments, please

in fact just stop linking my comments you're embarrassing yourself

>>85376831
are you still refusing to answer the questions?

>>85376848
Talisa GET

>>85376848
I think Tyene has my favorite overall tits.

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>>85376737
>>85376793
That's some nice armchair psychiatry there. How did you figure all that out? Tell me, was it easy?

>>85375882
Actually that's been known for a while and most people in /got/ I assume would be aware of that since a lot of the reviewers talk about book speculation a lot.
The problem people have is with how they revealed it wherein they intentionally tried to make it like "UMM ACHTUALLY IT'S A NON-BINARY TERM CISHEAD" moment.

>>85376848
rollin.

>>85376623
>he can't even REEEEE right
Back to plebbit newfag.

>>85376831

>I can only use namecalling and social shaming when I have a difference of opinion

Do you ever bring anything to discussions in real life?

>>85376296
REEEE

>>85376848
let's go boys!

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>>85376808
It takes a beta male to post a comment like this. Take some inspiration from Euron and man up.

>>85376827
Back to your safespace. GET! GET!

>>85376830
I hope Hotpie bones Arya,

>>85376857
How would we tell you that senpai when the show is further in the story than the books?

>>85376848

giv Tyene waifu plz

what do normies think of the season so far? do they think it is actually good? i just went on twitter and searched 'daenrys' and everyone still loves her

>>85376572
Unironically bravo D&D w this one.

>>85376863
such a classic anon
>>85376886
>no u
literally roflmaoing at your life rn

>>85376857
All signs point to no, including the House of Unsubtle Foreshadowing unsubtly foreshadowing that she won't get the throne

>>85376888
Sweet. Talisa, Tyene and Missandei are all mine faggots.

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so were the spoilers right or not?

>>85376891
it's pretty simple shit

virtually all of misogyny is due to virgins not getting laid

instead of saying "i'm the problem" (which is difficult and is hard to fix) they turn their hatred towards women

once virgins get laid and get the nerd rage fucked out of them, they stop with the retarded bullshit online (if only temporarily, usually until the woman leaves them for someone not as autistic)

>>85376857
the show is officially a fan fiction m8 the book ending and show ending will probably be vastly different. so who the fuck knows

>>85376903
weak

>>85376768
o r i g i n a l

>>85376848
How can anyone compete with Melly?

>>85376903
I wouldn't call anyone beta while posting obama anon.

Makes you look bad.

>>85376928
Yes, it should be pretty obvious now that they are correct, just not always in the episode listed

>>85376916
roflmao all the way back to your containment board, manbaby

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>>85375882
>toxic masculinity

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>>85376848
That's no way to talk about old friends

>>85376928
That's actually a smaller version of a leak someone posted on some forum and it leaves out a bunch of info that didn't have a set place in the chronology of the episodes. I didn't save the image so I'm sorry I can't bless you with the knowledge I have gained, anon.

>>85376820
How is it necessary? They could have left it as is and allowed people to speculate as the books did, especially considering how it's more than likely Dany isn't even Azor Ahai

>What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years.

Is an example of a good idea on how to make an implication like this. "Prince or Princess" was not.

>>85376945
triggered