Official /ourguy/ edition. Reminder, if you are not team Euron,

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jesus christ

wtf I love watching an hour of trash for a 5 minute scene now

but reddit is team euron

Darkstar

r8 /tv/, 1-10

Missandi was the entire problem. They could have had Varys deliver that stupid line and it would be an infinite number of times better.
>Well, your Grace, while I'm not one to indulge prophecies and whatnot, the wording does strike me as curious. You see, in High Valyrian, the most literal translation would be "one who shall inherit power from blood", the noun used does not represent any one gender.
There, that's a shitty replacement I cranked out in five minutes that works ten times better than what a professional writer could make.

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One true king.

>>85369596
>Looks like CG
Maybe that's because IT IS mostly CG. Compared this with her previous nude scene.

>>85369863
Haha, I can't believe I never realized that Dany only surrounds herself with literal half-men.

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WHERE WAS THE FUCKING RAVEN
WHY DID NOBODY SEND A RAVEN

>>85369908
>She says "that's not you" when Nymeria walks away after she asks her to come back north with her
>This is in parallel to Arya in season 1 telling Ned "that's not me" when Ned says she'll grow up to be a Lady
I'm surprised so few people get that. I understood it right away.

>>85369914
cg/10

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Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your acting job kid, just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>tfw jon+daenerys romance fanfiction ending is actually going to happen

The absolute best possible ending would have Dany getting raped and killed and losing.

But at this point that would be like Hillary losing to Trump again, and a miracle like that can't happen twice.

>>85369916
See, a non-gendered prince/princess I would have translated as "a royal" or "descendant of royalty" but I'm not great with language. Still flows better than prince or princess.

>>85369951
why didnt he warg into the 3 eyed raven and deliver the message himself

>>85369951
A FUCKING WHITE MALE?

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>tfw no white walker gf
The Night's King had the right idea. He was /ourguy/, right?

>>85369916
>Talking about nouns and gender in the world of game of thrones.

The whole dialog was cringy as fuck. Here it is from AFFC

"What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years."

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>Want to root for Euron badly
>Know that he's gonna get killed off because he's "le evil white male".

What do I do lads?

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>>85369979

>>85370028
Root for stannis because euron is a faggot

aryas demeanour in the tavern was strange
is she become a detached sociopath psycho now

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>>85370028
Enjoy it while it lasts, hope there's no body shown in his death scene later.

How many times during this episode did Euron punch a girl in the face. I lost count.

>>85369972

Jesus I understood that Arya thought that was literally not Números (because there are so many giant wolves right) I'm a retard.

>>85370028
kill yourself for rooting for a horrible(quality) villain

>>85370056
euron "Kill Youare Self" greyjoy

>>85370072
Reminder that Stannis dies like a bitch in The Winds of Winter, too.

>>85370079
>not seeing your friend in a long time
>particular friend makes bomb ass food
>first time in a long time to have REAL real food like pies and shit
hunger and vengeance drives you man

>>85369914
not as good as bad pussy, better than kelly c, just about as good as melly sanders

>>85370136
reminder you're a showfag who knows nothing about euron or stannis

>>85370136
Nope, he is the promised hero

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Who /Ned+Ashara/ here

>>85370072
>Stannis
PHFTSHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85370056
>Euron "If she don't like the dick, Put her head on a stick" Greyjoy
>Euron "If she aint on her knees, watch her bleed" Greyjoy
>Euron "If she says 'Yaas Queen', take out her spleen" Greyjoy

>>85369914
I would have loved a proper shot of Missandei's pussy. But overall her body it's 9,5/10.

I hope Euron wasn't poisoned by the sand cunts

>>85369914
the dimples on her back just above the ass really do it for me

pity she's not white, I can't fap to niggers

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>>85369988
>mfw

>>85370070
Holy shit

>>85370147
>first time in a long time to have REAL real food like pies and shit
what about that time she transformed into a lord who was holding a feast

>>85370196
I want to be poisoned by the sand cunts.

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>>85370154
>y-y-y-you don't know what you're talking about, showfag
>s-stannis the mannis would never die
Ha ha, keep telling yourself that, champ.

>>85369988
That was known since forever. Something something Targs marry each other and something something red priests make Kelly C magically have babies again.

is there anything gayer than eating out a girl?

>no title

>>85369818
>>85369818

>>85369818

new

>>85370210
didnt she poison them all

Well fuck, this shit is getting Dragon Ball Super levels of stupidity.

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>Preston hasn't put out a video yet

>>85369979
underrated post

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only gripe was that Euron wasn't wearing a kraken helmet

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>>85370312
Episode 2 watch when?

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>cheesy scene transitions
>nymeria is a CG wolf in some shots and a dog in others
>pointless scenes like Baelish in the crypts
>trite symbolism like Arya having to decide which way to ride her horse
>that 90's-tier action scene at the end
>all those b-movie visual effects and amateur dolly shots

What the fuck happened to this show? A dip in quality is understandable considering how well it started, but this is something else. This was not only the worst episode of GoT, it was worse than most basic cable productions. It felt so out of place that my jaw was open for most of it. Nobody even seems to be commenting on it, either. I don't get it.

>>85370271
only the wine

>>85370349
This whole season is a waste of time. We're not getting real Game of Thrones back until season 8.

>>85370349
Sam at hogwarts scenes are holding the whole thing up

I want kraken cunt.

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Can Sam saved based Jorah?

Will Sam get greyscale too?

>>85370477
Sam wore gloves, he good

Jorah will finally fug Dany and everyone will tell him how cool he is

>>85370349
I think they got a bunch of female diversity hires as writers. It feels like badly-written tumblr fanfic. I think grrm lost whatever he had too. Too much politics also. They're shoehorning in modern day politics instead of just writing an entertaining showz

>>85370452
We're never getting "real" Game of Thrones back.

There aren't enough expendable characters anymore.

Nobody important will be killed off until the penultimate episode.

>>85370571
Littlefinger is going to die before the season is over

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>>85370563
I agree. If I wanted to watch a show about politics I'd watch something about politics, like House of Cards or Yes Minister.

>>85370349
god those dog shots were the fucking worst. Straight out of the BOTW

>>85369927
Rip

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>>85370571
>muh character death

>>85370571
>nobody important will be killed off

They just hung the rightful queen of the iron islands.

>>85370079
I thought they were trying to get across that she was fucked up after killing all the Frey's and seeing the normie Lannister soldiers who were good boys.
Probably didn't help that she got gangraped by Ed "It's a new one" Sheeran.

>>85369863
The dragon queen accompanied by a dwarf, 2 castrated men and her brown translator nu-slave.

>>85370722
that was sand snek yara isnt dead

>>85370056
>Euron "Make a cuck with no tip jump ship" Greyjoy
>Euron "An axe to the face for every traitor who doesn't know their place" Greyjoy
>Euron "Splatter the brains of those on the 'Dany Train" Greyjoy
>Euron "Sink a thot with every shot" Greyjoy

>>85370708
Basically everyone in the show wants multiple other people dead.

The whole show is centered around trying to kill those people.

When you CAN'T kill those people because they are fan favorites, you wind up with a filler-tier season like the one we are getting. (NAMEK)

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>>85370754
She is a pet now.

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>You know, when George told us about the Grayworm and Missandei sex scene...

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Do they have to be so obvious about it?

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>>85370799

Worst episode general

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>Jon chokes LF against a wall

BRAVO D&D

>>85370856
hodor coming back as a white walker??
white walker hodor is gonna be a vessel for the night king and hes gonna say more than hodor???

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holy fucking CRINGE

>>85370477
Sam is the only person I care about anymore, to be quite honest.

I find his hogwarts scenes are comfy.

>ywn get to learn deepest lore with the smartest men in the world

In the entire series, this was the worst episode of all. I regret looking forward to this episode all week. Just terrible.

>>85370956
...i cant look at this picture for longer than half a second

>>85370799
>be a 3rd world peasant
>get paid a months normal pay for a scene in tv series
>handed vegetables that could feed family for 2-3 days
>told to throw said food which could feed family
>have to decide if you throw food, pretend to, or pick it up after camera moves on so family can eat
Why do they do this to those poor Europeans?

>>85369991
Maybe scion would be a better word to use.

>>85371015
Book version is way edgier and doesn't charge into battle.

>>85370956
>>85371039
I don't get it

>>85371127
they're all over each other again

>>85371127
Pointless backdrop character actor won't fad into limelight because he is gay, so they constantly try to keep him relevant despite having no purpose in the show in the first place.

Hodor could have been replaced by a horse, a donkey, or even Bran's wolf and it would not have changed the story AT ALL. Except the "Hold The Door" revelation which was retarded.

>>85369863
whos the midget at the end LMAO

Azor podrick

>>85370799
Didn't Euron want to kill Theon and Yara the minute he was done with the drowning ritual? How come he's keeping her alive?

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>>85369863
>Astapori in charge of training Unsullied

>>85371260
So Cersei can question her

>>85370956
>>85370856
jesus i kind of feel bad for isaac that they wont just leave him alone about this and talk about something else, they've been harping on the OMG YOU KILLED HODOR shit for over a year now

>>85371219
It's not a retarded revelation. It implies that he's interfered with more history. It implies he's the reason there was the mad fucking king.

>>85370056
King of the Patriarchy

>>85369863
DANY LOVE WESTEROS MORE THAN APE

>>85370956
>You just know...

>>85371322
There was some gay article about not using the disable just because their strong with the hold the door ment as it's entire basis. I fucking hate sjw

>>85371344
k but why is kristian still hanging around

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>>85370056
>Euron 'If the cunt's got a whip, hang her from the ship' Greyjoy

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Still watching this crap is the real reddit

>>85371413
People love him and he brings ratings.

>Hodor
Hahahahahaha
>HOooooooOoooooHooooooooOOO
Baaahahahahahahahaha

>>85370956
>>85371039
desu i couldnt even finish watching the video.
here it is if you want to try getting past the second hand embarrassment
http://teamcoco.com/comiccon/isaac-hempstead-wright-kristian-nairn-reunite-at-conancon

>>85370918
Like poetry

>>85371260
To show off with. His initial plan was to get with Dany once he'd solidified his power. Now he's trying to impress Cersei, so he's swinging his dick about.

>>85371443
Your the real reddit

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>>85370956
where the fuck are that kids parents and why do they not care that their son is obviously being preyed on by a 40 year old

>>85371615
>implying

They got him into acting for the money. The parents know the game of hollywood

Bad Pussy is for salt wifeing.

>>85371374
YASS QUEENS. TOGETHER. STRONG

>>85369979
kek

>>85369820
have they put up tonights stream from the burlington bar yet. i want to see those faggots reaction to euron going full viking on the sand sneks

>>85370571
ollena, littlefinger, and thoros are already confirmed dead though

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Will she save the Norf?

>>85371615
well for starters isaacs biological dad is a deadbeat

>>85369979
Heavily underrated wtf

>>85370079
She was stuffing food in her face exactly like Sandor does

>>85371767
no shes not lolibear

>>85371767
Considering she's got Cercie's hairstyle from earlier in the show I think she'll start doing some proper /CK2/ type meta gaming

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>>85371825

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P O T T E R Y

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>>85370956
shoo shoo homos

>>85371344
xD
No it fucking does not.
It has ZERO IMPLICATIONS on the fucking Mad King.

>>85370323
Or any kind of helmet for that matter, or a shield.

Jesus fuck, the combats are so unrealistic in the series.

>>85370956
>the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
Kristian Nairn is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Hempstead Wright's boipussy.
>they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself loose enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Kristian barely able to force it past the knob, and Hempstead Wright moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his sphincter muscles clamping down on Kristian's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
>i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

>"Daenerys has three dragons which is the same amount that Aegon the conqueror had when he took over westeros"
>"Alright man let's have our daily exposition conversation at the inn and talk about stuff very loudly so that hopefully someone important will hear it"
I can physically feel the authors nudging me and saying "HEY, REMEMBER THIS? PLS DON'T BE CONFUSED" And then people still get confused by retarded shit like "OMG IS THAT YARA HANGING FROM THE SHIP WOW FUCK U EURON"

>>85372054
hes probably destroying literally right now as we speak

>>85371969
I think snake bitch whipped a fully armored person
so yeah, I agree.

>>85370349
Yes, it was pretty bad overall.

The success and subsequent "normie-zation" of the series have made it become a cheesy, quippy, politicized second tier cringy fest.

In general, the quality has been falling with every season; more appealing to dumb normie liberals, more winks to irl politics and pop-culture, etc.

I just want it to finish and move on.

>>85370956
the way he just fits into hodors arms so comfy <3
OTP

>>85370457
>Sam at hogwarts

kek

>>85372094
Don't forget them loudly saying how long it takes to get to Kings Landing to make sure the retarded watchers realise Arya went the other way

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>>85370056
DaKingofDaSea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzO5qc9xloI

>>85372161
Bitch. Whips hurt. Even in full plate armor someone whips you, you're going to feel the sting through the armor. Just because your ass has never been in a real fight doesn't give you the right to act like an expert. Armor is to protect you from glancing blows. Stabs or hits from like an axe or mace still fuck you up. Go hit something with a baseball bat and tell me how much your hands don't hurt.

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>>85371767
only the Rightful Heir of House Stark can save DaNorf

>>85369927
season 8

>>85372189
Why do you think D&D have shortened the seasons and decided to fast forward everything? They're tried of catering to the vocal fanbase.

So what do the two Jew's do next?
Create a series called Confederate about the South winning the Civil War and Slavery still being a modern institution.
Yeah let's see them cater to the vocal majority there.

holy shit that prophecy scene made me cringe. shut the fuck up about FEMALE POWER XDDD already

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>>85370956
w-what is going on?

So, is the cure to greyscale to remove infected parts and apply salve? whoda thunk it

Also, will they have to remove every single corrupted skin graft or just have to get underneath? I think I noticed the drawing in Sam's book depicting the chest area, and that's where Sam started the process as well. Something in the heart maybe? Can't go back to watch the scenes so going by memory

What the fuck is with all the dumbasses I'm seeing on Facebook's official Game of Thrones page who think Yara is the one hanging from the ship. Didn't we all see Nymeria get choked by her own whip? Isn't it super fucking obvious? What the fuck.

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>>85372272
this

>>85372257
>Even in full plate armor someone whips you, you're going to feel the sting through the armor.
>doesn't give you the right to act like an expert
oh because you've been hit by a whip while wearing full play armor before ya fuck?

>Stabs or hits from like an axe or mace still fuck you up. Go hit something with a baseball bat and tell me how much your hands don't hurt.
besides the point

a whip is simply not practical as a combat weapon

Why does Jon Snow seem to know that the White Walkers can cross the wall? As far as Snow knows the wall is protected by ancient magic that has literally never failed before.

>>85371374
HAhahah

>>85372434
it is a joke post

>>85372401
Making the salve is probably a difficult process. Sam's tray had a lot of medical stuff on it.

>>85372376
conan decided they havent played the "OMG HODOR!!" card enough so they forced isaac to apologize for the billionth time for hodors death and then in le shocking tweest hodor comes out on stage behind isaac to surprise him and the crowd goes nuts at their homoerotic display of affection

>>85372411
The average person is an idiot that needs to be spoonfed everything, anon, and this page you're describing sounds like it's full of those people

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>>85372459
i guess i should have known that no sane person would defend a fucking whip
here have a pup

>>85372401
>Sam accidentally turns Jorah into a white walker-lite.

>>85372448
>Build giant wall

>When you could just use ancient magic instead

There's no magic, bud.

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>>85372526
ugh..

>>85372434
Yes, unlike you tweenagers many of us in /tv/ belong to the larp community. Accidents happen.

Let me lower it to a common level which you may be able to comprehend a little more easily.
Go put on a bike helmet and have someone slap the top of your helmet with a rope.
I do assume you have a helmet of some kind laying around your house whether your parents bought it for the proverbial bike or not.

>>85372580
There's magic IN the wall
magic doesnt work without a medium

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>>85372564

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>>85372545
Nice pupper

>>85372545
>>85372459
It's actually not. You understand that even while wearing armor paintballs and airsoft pellets hurt and leave bruises ... right?

You're really not very intelligent people if you don't comprehend this.

>>85372401
>Jorah gets cured, goes to Dany

>Fights in battle commanding Dany's armies

>Sees how crazy Dany is becoming

>Leaves to be with his Loli-Cousin and have Bearcest

>>85372733
>football players wear pads because they just want to look more masculine
wink wink nudge nudge

>>85369991
Prince really used to be a gender-neutral word. It referred to any ruler of an independent state, regardless of gender or form of government.

>>85372733
>baseball players wear gloves help moisturize the skin, not to aid in catching the ball to prevent injury
wink wink nudge nudge

>>85372733
>It's actually not.
>>85372643
>Yes, unlike you tweenagers many of us in /tv/ belong to the larp community.
>tweenagers
>many of us in /tv/ LARP
nigga i'm too tired for this shit

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>mfw in this thread people think the armor worn in GoT is like Tony Stark's Iron Man suit to prevent any injury to person within

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>>85369820
>>85372245
>>85370056

We pirates now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUSVoDtQac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaeXRM5N1yE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

>>85372808
You're in a GoT thread. Of course many of us Larp. That's like going into a capekino and not expecting cosplayers. How fucking new are you?

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>>85371615
they probably gave up after he fucked Tommen

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>>85372887

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Can someone post the leaks that summarize all episodes?

>>85370056
Euron "Grab them by the bad pussy" Greyjoy

>>85372981
The leaks have been proven wrong to date. People keep going back and changing a few bits after an episode airs. But none of the leaks are accurate.

>>85370521
what if some nasty gross pus explodes into sam eyes?

What episode will Daenerys break the wheel in?

>>85372784
this sounds interesting, but i can find any source

>>85373063
well i remember i read a leak before episode one about all the shit that happened , and the leaks clearly stated that the first episode would end with daenerys saying shall we begin?
Also i read another that said some shit about this episode too , the ballista thing crushing the skull , sam curing jorah's greyscale , etc.

DID THEY CUT OFF HIS DICK, BALLS OR BOTH I MUST KNOW

>>85371859
underrated

>>85373163
You're talking about the trailers.

>>85373181
Tv series never says. Remember Dany asks if they take both the pillar and the stones, but we never get an answer. So We're left wondering.

>>85372707
this kitter scares me. he got his own lil tank

So wait wait wait hold on, I dunno about you guys but watching this episode once wasn't enough for me to catch everything in that battle...

Did Euron fucking take a spear (maybe broken in half) and jam it up a sand snake's cunt and hoist her into the air by it?

Because I feel like that's what I saw. I know I saw him punch at least two faces, and I definitely saw him strangle the other one...

I'm also pretty sure he got stabbed a couple times, but he'll probably shake that off somehow since the snakes didn't have time to apply poison to their weapons...

I would assume it would just be the cock and not the balls because an army of testosterone-less Varys styled faggots would be pretty ineffective.

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What the fuck is this then dipshits>>85373212
>>85373063

Truly I relish reading how triggered you autists get after each new episode. It's a delight.

I feel like I have to watch this episode again... did Euron really 1 v 3 his nephew AND two of the sand snakes?

>>85373434
This shit is all in the trailers and in the behind the scenes photos. Wtf are you on about pleb?

So is it safe to assume Dorne is going to move back towards Lanister loyalty now?

>Dragonstone
>Stormborn
>The Queen's Justice
Are all this season's ep names about dany?

Does anyone have any Euron webm's? Especially him coming down on the boarding ramp.

>>85373502
What's so surprising about that?

It's literally 3 women.

>>85373502
He 1 v 3 Yara and 2 sandsnakes.

>>85373564
It's safe to say that Dorne is not relevant at all to the show at this point.

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>your sister

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>>85373587
Any grown up man with a bit of testosterone could beat up as far 20 or 25 women at the same time, if not more.

>>85373587
>What's so surprising about that?
The show had clearly demonstrated that they were expert fighters. Euron is just some guy.

>>85373670
Then what was the point of Jaime appealing to that dornish guy?

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>>85370349
This is show has really gone of the deep end ever since George's departure and D&D's acquisition of complete creative control. What was once a sophisticated rumination on the concepts of war, politics, honor, and the morality therein is now vapid schlock filled with cringe inducing dialogue, flanderized fan service, literal poo poo in loo humor and faux feminist virtue signaling that is borderline zionistic. While the early seasons would cycle through many talented writers for each episode, including GRRM himself, every single episode of nu-GOT (and I mean literally EVERY SINGLE EPISODE) begins with the unholy stamp of shit, "written for Television by David Benieoff and D.B. Weiss", their names almost tauting you as sit down for another miserable hour of Jewish fan-fiction. This show is a disgrace, an abhorent legacy for GRRM to leave behind as this is now the only conclusion to the story we are ever going to get because that lazy fat fuck will never finish the books now that he has complete financial security and thus no need to get off his blubbery ass and finish the goddamn novels. But as long as fangirls can squel YAAS QUEEN on facebook and the normies have enough "reactable" moments for their reaction videos then they are happy. This is the kind of scum the show panders to now to ensure maximum viewership and social media presence. And despite it all I will still return week after week because I've been invested in this series since 19 fucking 96 and I am going to see it through to the bitter, shit filled end, goddammit!

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>>85373722
>Tarly
>Dornish
Tarlys are Reachmen.

>>85370730
And the only normal dicked guy now has stone aids.

>>85373695
>stabbed literally 4 times
>hit in the head with a club
Nah

>>85371064
It's filmed in Croatia which isn't really poor, it's like the same living standard as Italy

>>85371969
>unrealistic

In the show starring zombies, dragons, and monsters made of ice? Really?

>>85373695
>>>/pol/
If you watch the episode, you will notice just one of them under deck takes out literally 6 guys bigger than Euron. Euron is the skinniest guy there.

>>85372887
Didn't that fag get caught jacking off his cousin on Chaturbate? Are all white Englishmen that degenerate?

>>85369820

How do you become an actor and yet still have horrible as fuck posture was he tired or some shit.

Good fucking lord.

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>>85370028
Enjoy while you can, Dany is going to sit on the Iron Throne.

D&D don't have what it takes to drive her mad.

>>85370645
Help! Help! The hand of the king has fallen!

Brienne didnt burn stannis' body did she?

>>85373809
It's especially dumb considering the punishment Euron takes. I get that he'a apparently a force of nature, but you can't just grab a fucking whip, especially after bein stabbed. It literally travels faster than the spwed of sound.

Euron got the biggest character buff in the show for this specific episode.

Fact: Ronda Rousey could defeat any one anon in this thread in a UFC match

>>85369863
Jacob is such a nerd.

>>85370176
don't remind me of the timeline that never happened :(

Okay can anyone ever imagine that princess/prince line being in the books?

>>85373702
>Euron is just some guy
>pirate viking captain who has spent his life raiding ships and killing people
>just some guy

>>85373989
If every anon here was a girl, then yes.

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>>85373989
u r 1 salty cunt m8 :DDD

>>85373989
>Fact: Ronda Rousey could defeat any one anon in this thread in a UFC match
Ronda is a specimin. The absolute pinnacle of the female body not only in strength training but also in combat knowledge. On that latter term alone she would of course beat anyone here. If you don't know how to fight it really doesn't matter if you have weight advantage.

But put her against the 300th ranked male featherweight and she will get killed.

>>85373099
That was what I was thinking before he even started.
Not that I thought it would happen, but that would've been a concern for me.

Bad pussy girl is 100 times hotter with long hair

Why do women cut their hair short?

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>>85373885

such a terrible feel

>>85373948
this motherfucker went from the biggest jabroni on the show to /ourguy/ in literally 2 scenes

>>85374061
This. If you have never taken a punch before, then you will always lose to someone that knows how to give it. But that's common sense. That's like saying "the faster olympic female marathon runner could beat any anon here in a marathon". Well sure, we don't know how to run a marathon.

>>85374108
I thought she looked menopausal this week.

At least d&d kept the good looking one.

>>85373790
Yes, in a show starring zombies, dragons, and monsters made of ice, the combat is unrealistic. The inhabitants of the world don't affect that, do they?

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wtf was with the sfx in this scene

so fucking disgusting

>>85374140
The overwhelming majority of male marathon runners will never be as fast as the top 100 fastest female marathon runners. You will never be able to beat them in a race, anon.
If we in this thread formed a soccer team and went up against an olympic female soccer team, we would get rekt.

>>85370107
Oh yeah the fire wolf let her live because she put down ger sword.

Loved seeing Euron fight, and especially the ironborn fight on boats.

I was hoping his valyrian steel armor would've been more notable though.

Euron is the best character in the show.
Hands down.
He showed up, took what he wanted, and just wins.
He's a fucking pirate captain of the seas that says what he's going to do and does it.
Press S+ to pay ultimate respect.

>>85374201
and the top high school boys soccer team would kick the shit out of the olympic womens team

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>>85374200
They must have been testing out the cgi for ahead of next season

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Can someone please explain to me why on god's green fucking Earth a good reason why Yara and Mrs. Snake wanted to bang out of nowhere?

Was there any point to that whatsoever? Or even a reason? Did even the mention of Yara's lesbianess set off Mrs. Snake's vagoo muscles or something?

>>85374295
umm sweetie, women don't need men for pleasure anymore

How did this show become so bad?

>dragonstone literally empty, nobody in westeros thought it was a good idea to get a free fortress. Only Dany could think of something so clever
>every dany scene is someone bringing up good points against her plans or her rule, and her responses are limited to "lol burninating"
>everyone in the world can teleport, except arya. Apparently we need to waste 20 minutes an episode showing her traveling and failing her animal handling checks.
>10 minutes of eunichs eating pussy
>can't spare the time to show more than one battle per season
>littlefinger completely neutered
>samwell tarly's hogwarts adventures
>Theon's character development completely sent backwards this episode
Where did it go wrong /tv/?

>>85374295
>Dude, writing empowered women means just making them randomly fuck even when it makes no sense

>>85374273
>and the top high school boys soccer
Yes, but not the average boys soccer.

The point being that while the gap between male and female athleticism is far bigger than any feminazi will admit, it's also smaller than the insane standards set by /pol/tards or even the idiot in this thread that said anyone here could beat Ronda in a UFC octogon fight.

>>85374200
she licked her fingers/touched her face to wipe away crumbs 12 times in a 2 minute scene

WE GET IT D&D SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>85374295
>we could've had a Yara and Mrs Snek lesbian scene
>instead we get an awkward, prolonged "sex" scene between Grey Worm and Missandei

>>85374358
Eh, outside of the Dany scene this was a better episode. That last scene was top tier, but episode 1 as a whole still boggs the average down.

As of now:
6 > 1 > 5 > 3 = 4 > 7 > 2

>>85374295
because foreigners = :)

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>>85373702
>a woman
>expert fighter

>>85374463
Sure, the last 5 minutes were great, but they don't redeem the nonsense that is the rest of the episode.

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>AND THEN HE JUMPED OFF A FUCKING BOAT

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>>85374508
LEMAO

>>85369863
lol fuck does anyone have that picture of greyworm smoking crack?

>>85374654
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>>85374508
Reeeeeeeeek

>>85374358
This episode was carried by Tarley's Hogwarts adventure and the fight scene. Everything else was dogshit filler, as always.

>>85369989
naw man im telling you, everyone just thinks that because "slayyqueenn" GoT has always been a grimdark setting, her and jon snow will die. mark my words

>>85374508
I hated her from the second I saw her, I couldnt put my finger on it
In this pic, she looks just like this awful landlord I had.

>>85370323
That's Victarion

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>>85374026
JUST SOME GUY!?

>>85370956
His name should've been Hodick

>>85369972
so do you think arya will continue north now or turn around?

>man with no concept of sex immediately starts eating girl out
Also what exactly is daenrys plan for the dotharki when she wins? I'm expecting some stupid scene where she somehow convinces a tribe of rapists not to rape/pillage westeros

>>85370323
that's victarion but i'm semi-ok with them basically combining the characters.

>>85374951
He still has a dick, just no balls.

Men without balls can still get erect and have sex.

Queens used to keep them around for fucking because they couldn't get them preg

>>85375016
Nope unsullied don't even have cawks, just a little pisshole.

>>85371767
she gonna fuck up like the cunt she is while jon is gone

>>85375093
That is literally not even close to what a Eunuch is.

>>85375125
It's in the books brah, unsullied have everything removed.

I'm pretty sure Varys makes a quip about it at some point as he still has his penis.

>>85374710
thx based anon

>>85375125
there is an episode where missandre asks if the unsullied have anything down there and danaerys says "they take the stones and the pillar"

>>85371969
it's pretty hilarious because george r.r martin put in the thing with tyrion getting horribly wounded for taking off his helmet in the battle of the blackwater and everybody calling him an idiot for it to make fun of this trope.

and then in the show every character doesn't wear a helmet and he autistically rants about it on the dvd commentary

>>85374994
they pretty much already did

storming another ship wielding a giant axe is more of a victarion thing

>>85370349
Why was Jon suck a dick to Littlefinger? Like I get with Sansa, but even before he said that he seemed to loathe him.

It's not even as if he knows of his role in Ned's death. Even if he doesn't like his character you'd think it would be logical to show the guy some respect considering he controls the Vale knights which are the strongest force.

so is lord tarly stannis reincarnated?

he must be azor ahai

>>85370072
get over it

>>85371859
your a pretty big guy

>>85374508
AND IN THE ENND IT DOSENT EVEN MATTER

>>85371856
cant wait for wights to rape her

>>85373989
>ufc match

lebron would beat u in a nba match

>>85374384
youre still comparing the average boys highschool team to an olympic team, doing so proves nothing

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>>85369988
>Targs actually had a chance with Rhaegar marrying out of the family
>His sister fucks it all up, as she is wont to do
>Now we're stuck with Jon = Aegon in lieu of Young Griff, to boot
The wrong dragon died.

>>85371859
yea haha

>>85370136
Stannis is Azor Ahai, you dumb cunt. He'll personally slay the army of the Others and the Dragon whore. Just you watch.

>>85374295
Well they are both very free spirited and "sexual" characters so why not? There is little to no downside for sex between women: limited chance of disease, no pregnancy, little to no chance of rape or woman becoming "weird". They were also both women in power so they didn't care about judgement from plebs.

>>85374358
Not gonna lie i got pretty hyped when dany and co discussed john and the snecks kill as well as comfy sam stuff but everything about this show is extremely bad, it's now on a straight road through check marks: characters being "badass", feels from revenge, feels from unfair kills, feels from characters reuniting, feels from speeches and "cool" fight and all of that. Nobody cares about internal logic or any kind of message, it's all fluff to produce surface level emotional reaction.

Also did bad pussy die? I'm not sure which snek is which, i'm only sure that the ugly one died

>>85374710
wtf don't click this

Also requesting Euron webms

This dude saved the episode from being dogshit

>>85370477
I think Sam is the narrator of the entire book/series. Basically at the end he'll be the one authoring the book "Song of Ice and Fire."

>>85370323
>only gripe was that Euron wasn't wearing a kraken helmet
Didn't he a suit of Valerian steel full plate?

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>>85374508

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Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMxEuT_vgY

>>85374710
what the fuck lmao

>>85369916
There are bigger things at play here, kiddo. What? You think you can just produce a multimillion dollar show without giving a recurring character a single line in the episode? Boy you must be out your mind. Besides, the noun isn't gender specific because it refers to a couple. JOHNAERYS IS WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT DUMMY.

>>85374508
DABIIIIIID

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>>85373779
Are you mad?

>>85382088
>he showed us pictures of countries with random numbers next to them and expects us to believe him
>in the top 30%
still not so bad

>>85375777
but he knows Littlefuck gave Sanza to whatshisname in the firstplace

can emilia clarke stop making that fucking face every single scene? what the hell? it's starting to bother me.

i'm watching this episode and the first scene with varys is also pissing me off.

>>85370176
This will happen in the books but not the show

>>85372852

Best Euron depiction to this day.

>>85369927
>One true king
>gets killed by a girl.

>>85370028
Show Euron is the most generic villain of all time.

>>85369979
Copypasta worthy

>>85383520
she's ACTING you SEXIST.

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>>85370083
>gets resurrected as white walker
>kills danny
pshh nothing personnel motha of dragunzz

how is this thread still up? i went to sleep for 8 hours and its still here

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>>85369951
this bitch look like that mofucking tranny jazz cuz

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Who lands his crew on your ships' decks

Who saves the show and kills sand sneks

HE DOES

HE DOES

>>85369916
This is loads better than that shit that was in the episode. tokek

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>>85370730
>>85373751
Pure poetry it flows

>>85373587
This. Especially when theyre small women who are used to poisoning their opponents.

>>85374108
Usually it happens when midlife crisis hits or they realize that they are lesbians. It never looks good on anyone.

>>85370323
>main character wearing helmet in a fantasy show/movie
fuck me that's hilarious that you actually believe that's something that could happen.