/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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>>85338026

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>>85338026
>Kyle will NEVER hold you in his arms
why even wake up in the mornings

Lucy dies

>and miss, the look on her face when it was opened... there was a stillness, like the formica tabletop
what did he mean by this?

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>>85338026
Friendly reminder that Laura will be returning to our screens tonight.

Who doesn't love the Drashigs?

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So I found this interesting info for you lorefags

http://cakravartin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tilak.pdf

>The Arctic Home in the Vedas is a history book on the origin of Aryanic People by Bal Gangadhar Tilak, a mathematician turned astronomer, historian, journalist, philosopher and political leader of India. It propounded the theory that the North Pole was the original home of Aryans during the pre-glacial period which they had to leave due to the ice deluge around 8000 B.C. and had to migrate to the Northern parts of Europe and Asia in search of lands for new settlements. In support to his theory, Tilak presented certain Vedic hymns, Avestic passages, Vedic chronology and Vedic calendars with interpretations of the contents in detail.

The relevant part besides the Tibet angle is the preface mentions a Dr Jacobi.

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SMILE!

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>>85338139
>mfw

The Showtime website says there'll be nudity in tonight's episode.

Dubs say it's Tammy.

BAD POST

>>85338230
1 1 9

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Are you guys looking forward to the musical guest this week?

>>85338230
no its going to be
dougie

judy

>>85338145
good taste

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Someone I know watched FWWM for the first time with me just now and didn't like it.

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david lunched lol

>>85338230
it's gonna be rash girl, or one of those three chicks from the casino

>>85338230
There's been too little nudity honestly.

>>85338393
maybe you shouldn't have tried the moves on her during the leland rape scene

>>85338393
I just watched it laat night. It definitey doesn't have the same feel as the show but the main plot, that of Laura's final days, are authentic enough to make the movie worthwhile.
Btw, is there a place to catch up on the current season without a Showtime account? Or should I just do the free trial to watch?

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Why does everyone fall in love with the bitch after they fuck her? Except James, did James even fuck Laura?

Anyway did she have a really tight pussy or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLU4m8etAY

friendly reminder that the illusion is over and dougie is going to wake up

NO HAY BANDA

>>85338393
Watched it with my gf, she'd only scene a couple bits and pieces of twin peaks before and didn't particularly like it, but she was super into the movie. She's not some moviebuff gf, she's taken me to see disputable me and stuff, but it was nice that she actually enjoyed it (appreciated it, who knows, but I'll take it).

>>85338548
already missing dougie

one of the best choices for this season unironically

it won't be like the old new twin peaks anymore after the old new Agent Cooper returns.

>>85338564
*dispicable me. And We Bought a Zoo. And Safe Haven and so on. But she at the very least puts up with my stuff so maybe there's hope

>>85338539
Idk anon, things tend to go that way when you have a physical relationship with a woman you like. And wuth James, yes, it's quite implied in FWWM. She appears in a towel in a bathroom at school and starts making out with James while he caresses her breasts before the scene ends.

Anyone /kill themselves/ after this shitty reboot finishes?

>>85338564
wow you spoiled the whole show for her you massive faggot

>>85338608
agreed, dougie scenes are actually goat. fuck the dougie hate

whenever he reaches for a badge he makes this season worth it again and again

ok guys, I've been at an advanced screening for politicians of the season finale. The first 120 minutes are great. Rest of it is cooper waking up after the first night in the great northern hotel, and everything until now has been a dream.

Cooper follow the intuition that Leland is the killer and arrests him. Nothing super natural about bob he was just a guy who molested leland as a kid.

Series end cofnirming the only supernatural aspect are Cooper dreams, who are overly long but always predict crimes. Series end with another black lodge sequence but it's quickly interrupted as Cooper wakes up again.

I won't spoil how the dream that was season 1 to 3 ends though ;)

>watching FWWM with my gf
>she spreads apart her legs and starts breathing heavily whenever Laura starts acting lewd

>>85338539
Bobby cheated on her and she was just a little fucktoy for Leo and Jacques
even James immediately got together with Donna when she was gone
only guys actually into her were the agoraphobic weirdo and Johnny the retard

>>85338073
Did he rape her?
Is she in cahoots with him, considering she told him about Hastings?
Is there a Bad and Good Diane?
Is Philip Jeffries involved?
Is Suzy the key to all of this?

>>85338674
She said she didn't care, was too into the mystery for me to stop it before the Bob reveal. We started watching season one a couple weeks ago and she likes the show now so I guess it was fine

>laura is the one
aaa fuck this, stop this shit with THE ONE already

>>85338393
FWWM isn't a very likeable movie, it's a hellish experience

>>85338762
Nice try Bobby, next time don't cry during sex and I won't dump your pussy ass

Lynch is a fucking Chad

>tfw yesterday was Laura Palmer's birthday and /tpg/ didn't bat an eye

This general is full of bandwagoners

>>85338843
Reminder that Bobby cried because Laura was being bad Laura

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I thoroughly enjoyed watching Bobby's character development in the original run. From a punk drug dealer to a suit-wearing assistant to Ben Horne. And now he's a cop leading the investigation of Cooper's whereabouts with his dad's clues. He has become the great man that his father foresaw. I wonder if he's happily with Shelly.

>>85338230
It'll be Andy

>>85338230
>I wonder if he's happily with Shelly.
Gordon

if Lucy actually dies tonight i'm dropping the show I swear

I really will I swear

>>85338073
Is evil coop a ganster bad guy

or he is a 90ies cartoons bad guy

not in the bad sense, in the scientific mastermind kind of sense, with him having access to advanced science\cloning\portal technology to conquer the world

or is he both

>>85339012
>Actually unironically believing the "Lucy Dies" spam

>>85339012
she does, haven't you read the sdcc spoilers?????

the whole sequence is going to take a full half of the episode (from the setting up, to her attempting to survive sequence, to the murder itself). The plot is not progressing much apart from this

>>85338939
>this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R69J4TGgkbs

>>85339012
>>85339062

I wouldn't put it past Chad.

If Lucy dies the inevitable Wally Brando scene is going to be amazing.

>>85339012
this lucy is fucking based and doesnt deserve to be killed by some new edgy faglord character

>>85339131
>Now I know how Brando felt
damn...

>>85339012
I do hope she does. The ultimate Reddit filter.

>>85339131
True, Chad's a piece of shit, but I have a hard time believing that Lynch would kill her off. This honestly just sounds like a rumor that spread due to the shock value of the thought of Lucy dying.

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Post yfw Wally Brando, Red, fat black guy and Johnny all beat up Richard at the same time

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hey anon
are you imagining lewd things about me? ;)

>>85338762
I mean, James did bounce back with Donna extremely fast but he also directly told Laura he loved her, which she reciprocated in the same words before she ran off into the forest the night she was killed.

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cool or cringy, /tpg/?

lucy dies while shitting herself

the farting is extremely loud and chad and richard speak in subtitles like that scene in fwwm where the music is very loud

funny thing people are going to read this and believe I'm kidding lol

>>85338230
Hoping for sheryl lee or Jennifer Jason leigh

>>85339339
reddit-tier cringy

>>85339374
this kills the normies

>>85338786
>Did he rape her?
No, ya dip. The night he was referring to happened before Coop went to Twin Peaks in the first place. Remember, she does think of him as an old friend who's somehow changed or been corrupted. She reacts the way she does when Mr. C brings it up because it confirms that Mr. C is Coop in some important sense--while obviously being unlike him as well. That's the source of horror.

>>85339339
'ddit

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>>85339374

>chocolate bunnies are a remedy for gas
>Lucy dies shitting herself

So it WAS about the chocolate bunnies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYS37XQDno
>16 minutes in
>Why did nothing happen between Audrey and Cooper?
>Kyle: U-u-uh the writing went a different way and stuff...

>>85339339
This will be perfect my twin peaks themed wedding! I was reading a Pinterest article that I got from the twin peaks Reddit page, and it had all sorts of zany and cool ideas for a twin peaks party! I can't wait to show my friends! They're super weird xD (just as weird as Twin Peaks lol!) Can you share an Etsy link to this?

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>>85339390
I'm hoping for Mädchen Amick and Naomi Watts.

>>85339464
These panels are always awful to watch. Just a constant, low level of cringe occasionally punctured by concentrated cringe.

>I'll anally rape my retarded uncle
What did Richard mean by this?

>>85339083
If this is true i hope its like maddy's death scene but 100 times more violent.

I love Lucy's character and im not an edgelord, but if she is going to die i want to see a pure Lynch kino scene where he builds tension until she dies in the most horrible way

>>85339638
Will Andy finally break then?

Also is Andy even the biological father? Is he a cuck who raised another man's son?

>>85339635
its kino idiot

>>85339596
Madchen amick is possible but if we haven't watched naomi's tits in the last episode sex scene i really doubt we are going to see them now.

>>85339390
>>85339596
Why not all four?

>>85339734
Andy's in on it - note the fact that he let a guy get killed and the fact he has a Rolex.

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Sheryl Lee is kind-hearted, good-natured, wonderful, talented, friendly and CUTE!!

>>85339801
Why does she always look kind of upset
Was it the trauma inflicted by Lynch

>>85339734
I really hope that Andy is into some dark things too, its a really bland character and we already saw that he is into something strange...

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Friendly reminder that the entire show could have been avoided if the racist couple from New Mexico had given this black guy a light

>11 episodes in
>Coop is basically still trying to come back
>Evil Coop is still at large
>basically nothing has changed from episode 1
is this season an example on how you can stretch your nonexistent plot into a 18 hours series?

>>85339792
That's why she let her get the beige one, her last pleasure before she dies

>>85339845
she's sick

>>85339869
It was never about plot, you lemon.

>>85339861
Did you know that this guy is a full time Abraham Lincoln actor in real life?

>>85339861
photoshop him please, light up his cigarette and give him a smile.

please come on

>>85339762
Didn't Naomi have some complaints about the sex scenes in Mulholland Drive after the fact? Maybe it was a contract thing to avoid Lynch even considering another go at that

>>85338539
Because Laura is a combination of Maria/Saint/Muse and whore of Babylon archetypes. She's the perfect hook for male projection and desire. You can save her (and thereby save yourself!) and be inspired by her uninhibited feminine energy at the same time.

This is why she is "the one." She is the feminine vessel through which goodness can reassert itself in to our realm.

>go over to my mom's every Sunday to watch this
>it's a nudity episode
fug

>>85339917
Did Lynch intentionally do this? Is he trying to say something?

>>85339947
Didnt know that but i doubt It since she has been nude in almost every film after mulholland drive

>>85339903
How? Like she enjoys being tied up or putting popsicle sticks up her ass ?

>>85339996
Blood disease. But maybe that too.

>>85339634
It's either people who know nothing about the show or people who think they know everything and do cosplays.

>>85339957
Makes sense, then who's the male archetype, Cooper?

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>>85339464
WATCH IT KYLE

>>85339861
How?

>>85339957
Actually a good little association, I hadn't thought of this

>>85339996
Why did this make me laugh

>>85340055
Then he would have been happy and wouldn't need to crush skulls and cause the frogroaches to possess people.

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I had this ring made for my boyfriend in 2005. I figure some of you might be interested! The ring is in Fire Walk With Me, by David Lynch. It's the prequel/sequel (however you want to see it) to the Twin Peaks series, which ran a short 30 episodes. The Lodge Ring protects the wearer from possession and is seen in the movie but not the TV series. I called several jewelers to ask about their ability to make the stone. I found a lapidary in Providence: Hegeman and Co. I showed the jeweler the images I had, and we searched his catalog for a base for the ring. I chose to make it 14k. In particular we paid attention to the thickness of the ring and the lip around the stone. He picked Aventurine for the stone. Here it is!
The cut isn't identical, but close.Probably a more screen accurate gemstone would be done with a green resin and a curved edge, but we're very happy with the quality of the ring. I can take a photo to show how the ring's weathered 5+ years. My bf gets tons of compliments on the ring, most from people who have never heard of the show.

Will we get more fat cop kino this episode?

>>85339464
it's ok kyle, lara flynn boyle is dead, you don't have to fear her anymore

>>85338539

Of course she fucked James. It's implied most heavily in FWWM. Secret Diary confirms it. One entry is a list of the initials of people she slept with. JH is there.

>>85338539
The only people who loved her were Bobby and arguably James, everybody else just loved having an easy lay

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>>85339869
>plot is only about Cooper

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>>85340220
ummmmm autistic orchid boy would like a word with you (inside his home because he can't go outside)

if he had just stuck it out a couple more years until they invented the internet, he would still be alive today

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>>85339464

>>85340046
>Is Cooper the male archetype?
Kind of? There's definitely a lot of meat to the child/monster duality they're exploring with the two Coopers this season, especially when you consider what those attitudes tend to bring out in the women surrounding each respective Coop.
>Bad Coop rapes and murders, encourages fearful obsession
>Good Coop is helpless and recessive, brings out motherly accommodation and concern in women
>both Coops get laid

>>85340245
It is, all the characters in the show except maybe chad and Richard horne are linked in one way or another to the coops. And its possible that in the end Richard and chad will met Evil coop too

I can't wait for everyone to see the Lucy shitting death scene

It's so absurd that no one believes it. Bravo Lynch, great way to avoid spoilers

>>85339957
No, she's the one because she's the moonchild, created by the white lodge to fight the black lodge. Get Frosted.

>>85340357
Not enough chocolate bunnies?

>>85340245
>show about the duality of man
>not about the main protagonist which gets splitted in two

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>>85339869
it's pretty obvious that Lynch never wanted to do more than the original 8 episodes, so he made 10 non-episodes for the Shoatime jews. season 3 is finally starting tonight.
get hype

Are the Japanese coffee shorts worth watching?

>>85338742

>watching FWWM with gf
>she crosses her legs and starts breathing heavily when bob crawls into laura's bed

What did she mean by this?

>>85340306
reminder that Laura raped him going full BOBmode

>>85340399
Lynch almost left the project because he demanded 18 episodes, what are you talking about

>>85340364
>It's a Lindelof-tier explanation
I know you're just frostposting but if you think Twin Peaks can only be appreciated on one level of analysis then you're really missing out.

>>85340364
Frost didn't invent the Moonchild. he's merely tying different religious/spiritual/occult ideologies to a common source.

>>85340421
start to grow out your hair

>>85340434
not true, he wanted a bigger budget for his 9 episode run, Showtime only agreed if he made more episodes.

>>85340425
I know and I think about regularly while I fap.

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>>85340357
Do you think she was embarrassed watching it at the screening? Do you think she knew how loud the farts would be?

>>85340437

I think you mean it's a Frost tier explanation.

>>85340553
It was all done in postproduction, she clearly had no idea

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>>85340411
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmI5iG0qakU

>>85339638

I hope Lucy dies and Andy goes nuclear on Richard, the combined retard strength of him and Johnny is enough to completely eviscerate a man.

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Why hasn't the new season acknowledged the time when Mr. C solved one last crime for Twin Peaks before leaving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

how long till the episode?

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CUTER!

>>85340505
>No alternate timeline Laura being possessed by BOB going around raping men
all that wasted fap material

>>85340504
That's bullshit, he asked for more money for 9 episodes and he left the project, and showtime didn't want to give him more money unless he accepted directing another nine and he agreed, having in the end the same budget than before for those 9 episodes but having to stretch the script? That's fucking retarded honestly

>>85340681
how do you rape men?

>>85340714
>That's fucking retarded honestly
well, it's Lynch after all

>>85340714
It's not retarded, it's a compromise, he still used the money for the best episodes and made a bunch of filler ones

>>85340728
ask this guy
>>85340306

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>>85340373
>splitted

>>85340769
Really doubt that Lynch would do something like that,

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>>85339131
>If Lucy dies the inevitable Wally Brando scene is going to be amazing.

Like the rest of this season, r-right?

Is this show basically anime for people that are too cool for anime?
>slice of life
>surrealism 101
>cute girls (for western standards)
>dude 2deep4u

>>85340728
if making sexual advances against someone unable to consent is rape, then laura definitely raped johnny

also by that logic it makes janey a rapist

>>85340846
It's the correct form from where I am from

>>85340846
>splitted
>half

>>85340909
Janey is a rapist though

>>85340879
It's not cloyingly sweet and chipper, and characters are autistic for plot reasons instead of just for the sake of the audience. So, no.

>>85339464
some of the people on that panel had like 2 scenes or aren't even in the show at all

>>85340935
true, dougie was supposed to be PURE

>>85340931
You should move

>>85340879
Is this post basically shitposting for people that are too cool for shitposting?
>asking a rhetorical question
>greentexting
>pretending to care about a show you don't like
>getting lynched without even knowing it

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>>85340769
He actually made a filler character. At least he has a plot now with the casino bros.

>>85340909
Laura never raped Johnny though, just sometimes screamed and scared the fuck out of him

>>85340879
Suzuki > Rei > Asuka

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Why was Chad insisting on eating in the meeting room? It's stinking up the place, and making a mess of that table would be annoying.

/tpg/ really is dead. damn....

>>85340990
oh? i thought it was implied they had a sexual relationship

idk where i heard that

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>>85341111
>why is the slob asshole being a slob asshole
gee I don't know anon.

>>85341111
Because all of the department hates him?

>>85338939
Unfortunately not
Shelley is fucking Red so divorced or never married
Considering his Dad died pretty much just after the s2 finale he likely went off the rails again a bit

>>85341131
maybe in your dreams? ;^)

>>85341111
Chad gotta have a good meal

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>>85338230

>85-year-old Piper Laurie nude scene
>she's confirmed as the millioinaire

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SIX AND A HALF HOURS UNTIL WINDOM EARLE RETURNS

You guys ever get that feeling of dread that the show is about to be over when they cut to the bang bang?

>>85341185
Shelly at it again with the poor men choices, now dating a drug dealer

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>>85341241
All the time man. It's called mescaline. It's the only way to fly.

>>85341241
Whenever we see the bang bang, I feel despair, but I just hang onto the hope that we get to see rash waifu again

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85341268
And she has the gall to say that her daughter is with the wrong guy.
>inb4 Red is a good guy

>>85341241
I've learned to hate the Roadhouse, unless I see some sweeping.

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>>85341314
>>85341295

>>85341297
delete the ''pic is evil cooper'' part

>>85339635
Not everything's about sex
He meant stab or shoot him full of holes

>>85341297
Damn, Evil Cooper looks like *THAT*?

>>85341393
But that is evil cooper

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>>85338026
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85338539
imagine to be her pusy slave !

>>85341187
i remember now, it was from the secret diary of laura palmer

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>>85341438
>he doesn't know

>lucy gets here head caved in
>cut to the bang bang bar
>the guest band is avenged sevenfold

>>85339861
He just wanted a pepsi as well, ok?

>>85341480
I don't want to buy your book, Mark!

>>85341539
Secret diary isn't Mark's book

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>Philip Jeffries movie never EVER

>>85341539
the secret diary is my favorite TP fanfiction, best fap I had in a while

>>85341634
audiobook version?

>>85341531
and she wouldn't give it to him

>>85341569
Yeah, his book is actually way better. You guys should read it, if you haven't. The Secret History of Twin Peaks: A Novel Hardcover is available now at your local retailer or you could even get it on Amazon.com!

>>85341634
>fanfiction
It's canon despite the chronological errors, that wasn't on purpose

>>85341569
secret diary is by lynch's daughter (who he raped and who was the inspiration for laura palmer, fellow victim of father-rape)

>>85341670
who could be behind this post

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deepest lore

>>85341711
What about Donna meeting Maddy before in the book when not having met her before in the show in the show?

>>85341724
MJA pls leave

>Lynch doesn't even play the part of Gordon in the audiobook version of the secret history of twin peaks

Woah, what an asshole

>>85341670
prove you're not mark frost by posting "i love donald trump"

>>85341763
>when not having met her before in the show in the show
you don't know that

Can we talk about Judy?

>>85341766
if lynch didn't rape her then how do you explain boxing helena

>>85341769
You love Donald Trump

>>85341788
LOL SO FUNNY! US PEAKSYS HUH, US PEAKSYS AND OUR FUNNY JOKES xDDD QUICK POST LE EPIC YEFFREJ!

>>85341767
Sorry Mark, he was busy doing things that mattered.

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF EPISODE 11

>Albert gets murdered by Evil Cooper then he beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Richard rapes Audrey Horne while she is taking a coke nap, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Alberts' decapitated head then with the basically road kill remains of the kid he ran over
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Cancer guy jaywalks across the street to get some ice cream
> Chad beats lucy to death with a shovel then rapes her with the shovel then by himself then with his thanksgiving dinner all the while forcing Andy to sing "Just You and Me"
>Big Ed comes home and rapes James
>Sheriff Truman visits Harry and then rapes him and shovels shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH Harry dies begging him to put it down
>Red visits shelly and rapes her and then rapes Norma and the german waitress at the same time
>Chad goes out and rapes Becky
>Instead of paying her speeding tickets Janey E tracks down and raped the police officers
>Janey E mounts a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Bobby litters constantly which makes Hawk cry unstoppably
>Sweeper man yodels at then tortured, raped, and murdered druggie girl with a rash and then used her head along with all the dirty popcorn as bloody dirty sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Ben Horne humiliates his ex wife and then raped, beats and abused her and his son Johnny after going to their house shortly after leaving the Great Northern, forces a dog to rape them as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up their ass and leaving her traumatized
>Chad never returns his library books
>Evil Cooper coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Gordon rapes Tammy

>>85341788
Okay, who do you think she is?
Why is she mentioned by a monkey?

>>85341785
Donna doesn't act like she knows Maddy when she shows up in the show

>>85341832
>participating in a /tv/ thread on a niche 1990s tv show
>Not anticipating reddit tier faggotry
Pls leave

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>>85341832
>>85341788

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Sheryl Lee is sweet!

>>85341904
probably hadn't see her in a while but it's never implied that they never met before

>>85341825
Mark Frost confirmed

Mark why didn't they let you run the X-Files reboot

>>85339464
That was hilarious. You could tell he had to come up with an excuse to save face on the spot.

>>85341984
Because you faggots didn't buy my fucking book

>>85339464
why won't he tell the truth? the laura flynn boyle stuff is the worst kept secret. everyone knows, even frost confirmed that was the real reason.

>>85341953
just between you and me

...

i want to breed with sheryl lee

>>85342243
She is not for lewd, anon

So there's going to be a nude scene in tonight's ep my guess it's Janey e or that girl Ben ask to go to dinner with.

>>85342380
It's all the fat cops. At the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug

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>>85342438
I'm ready.

>>85340983
that's showing the aftermath on living in the eraserhead dimension for 25 years

and then getting shocked on the way back

>>85342380
Please be Candie

>>85341297
it confirms he gets his mind back as he is lucid enough to realize all the years that he has lost as a consquence of a bad choice

>>85342380
it'll be dougie stripped naked after being kidnapped by the casino mobsters

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>>85342552
>Candy could go and shake what you're mother gave you please

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DOgrieop get penis inspection

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I love twin peaks and was thinking bout getting some merch, should I buy it?

the whole andrew packard being secretly alive and a random japenese person who turns out to be a woman plus BOOM BOMB IN SAFE GOTCHA shit was really stupid and added nothing the overall story

>>85342782
It's a soap opera parody you dip.

>>85342782
ok

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>tfw things will never go back to the way they used to be

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>>85342756

>>85342962
So glad these threads aren't infected with Audreyposting
/tv/ has good taste for once

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Five and a half hours left.
How you holding up, lads.

>>85342962
she was the most magical

>>85343045
t. Kyle

TP is now in direct competition with GoT, showtime is nuts

Will dougie give 2 rides tonight?

>>85342812
what's this, the equivalent of LYNCHED for season 2 (aka twin peaks season "mostly Frost fan fiction"?)

tell you what. Twin peaks 3 has filler minutes in each episode, but they are always interesting fillers that add to the experience.

Twin peaks season 2 and in some part 1 had filler multiple episodes and story lines in a row

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>>85343055
>tfw will wake up to more Twin Peaks because Europe

>>85343045
t. turbopleb

Audrey was diabolical. Her being attractive is only 40% of why she was, and remains, #1 waifu

>>85343166
why are you even responding to that idiot

>>85343197
>genuinely implying I have anything better to do on a worknight until 9pm rolls around

>>85343166
if she's such a great waifu why is that the first picture posted of her in like 20 threads?

>welcometotwinpeaks countdown page is kill
shit, it was so convenient to use that place to check how many hours we still had left (I'm yuropoor)

>>85342546
That's fine but the scenes are too similar. Dougie in the office, Dougie eating, Dougie at the door. The peak of Dougie was the casino scene. Everything else fell flat.

>>85343271
I didn't mean it literally I was just highlighting that he is an idiot with terrible taste

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>>85343304
I will have you knwo I posted a pic of her ~two threads ago.

Den Ruter sah Seirffej!

>>85343335
wrong.

we had many, many great dougie moments.

The desolation in front of the cowboy statue. How pathetic and childlike he spoke with the cop, the perfectness of the soundtrack of this former hero now reduced as a retard staring at a statue, without knowing if he will ever get back to himself or not

He using black lodge visions to solve the case files

Dougie defending from the assasin

and so on

I would define Dougie not as the filler character but as the Kino character. I'm already missing him for when he will be replaced by Agent cooper

>>85343451
>kino
>reddit spacing

how quickly do the torrents usually come up? debating staying up to watch (eastern euro here)

All that stuff is filler anon. The actual plot is the Briggs stuff.

Just finished the main series. Should I watch Fire Walk With Me and then the missing pieces, as the pastebin says, or just get one of the fan edits?

>>85343559
pretty quickly. I'd say after half an hour (or even earlier) there will be a torrent up.

>>85343559
just go to bed and get up early it'll be up on one of the websites like gostream.is

>>85343583
FWWM and then the missing pieces. better to watch them seperately. if you really want to, you can check the fan edit out later.

>>85343558
reddit spacing nice meme

>>85343583
don't watch a fan edit first, you'll miss lynch's kinografie

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____!

>>85343639
>>85343583
I don't know I would recommend the fan edit straight away

they add a lot to the movie

they make it too long though

>>85343045
I find it ironic how people act like Audrey is so much better than Laura when Laura had a ton of reason to be the messed up ho she was, Audrey was one of those rich perfect girls who wanted to have something wrong with them to be cool

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What does he even do all day?

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>alright anon, time for your English lesson! If you pass the practice test with 95% proficiency I'll let you give me a kiss!

What do you do in this situation

>what's your skpye handle doc? I'll, uh, saddle up.

FUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>85343761
Audrey had an autist brother, a cheating father who was involved with a ton of shady shit and a bitchy housewife type of mother. She was really just lonely. Money was never going to fix her problems, so I can see why she lashed out causing shit for her father and trying to seduce a FBI agent (thought I do think there wasn't any malice or "fuck you dad" behind that). It's different from Laura's situation ofc, but both still had reasons to be messed up for their own reasons.

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>>85343941

>>85343921
I'll need some context first, anon. What is this English lesson and test about and why is Sheryl giving it to me?

>>85343921
>ywn contract neutropenia from her
Gonna end it all lads

>>85344196
How would you even contract it from her?

>>85343748
There are maybe 4 essential scenes and the remaining 80 minutes are rightfully cut Twin Peaks cameos that don't serve the story at all, only detract from Laura's self destruction

>>85344221
Loving missionary for the purpose of procreation

>>85342147

what? explain, i've literally never heard of this.

>hear about dugpa forums
>oh wow maybe they have some interesting analysis of the new episodes over there
>"role of gender" "gender stereotypes" "is lynch sexist or is janey e- diane a strong womyn?"

>>85344366
That's not how Neutropenia works, though

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Randy Newman recorded this song for tonight's episode it's about Hutch never learning (pic is Hutch)

https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

Aside from Lucy's death, is the episode good at least?

>>85344583
lucy's death takes 20 minutes... rest is some marginally progression on all the other story lines and then a 6 minutes musical act

so better question would be "is lucy's death good at least?"

well it depends. It's a little on the campy side

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When is our boy coming back?

>>85344583
the lucy dying meme is the worst one yall have ever come up with

>>85341420
>Cornhole
Yesh, that means he's going to stab him. Fucking retard.

>>85344583
>aside from Lucy's death
you'll take that fartkino and you'll like it

>>85344713
He's a big guy

some say leo johnson is still in that cabin

>>85344920
WHAT DOES HE EAT

>>85344920
leo was tarantula

>>85344920

That is where he Lives, anon!

>>85344920
but Briggs survived so he must have told people about the cabin and leo

is this still on at 9est or did Showtime change the airtime because of the dragon porn?

James will facefuck judy in the next episode

And he will also facefuck shelly and turn into the giant at the same time

>>85345305
it's been postponed until got season ends

>>85345354
one and the jame

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Why Lynch hates her so much? 11 episodes in, still no Audrey.

>>85345376
not a bad idea

>>85345305
Starting with part 13 in two weeks the show airs at 8pm.

>>85344713
He will return as a one-eyed drug dealer or a pimp lynched lmao

ANSWER QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!

is it future or is it past?

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>>85338230
Candie
Check 'em

Suptv is streaming Game of Thrones tonight?

WTF

Where I can see part 11?

>>85345507
is that a nipple?

>>85345648

no it's a mole

>>85345628
they'll stream TP right after GoT is done

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CUTERERER!!

>>85345566
I wish it was past so I could watch TP for the first time again ;_;

>>85344737
I wasn't trying to say that Lucy's death will be bad. I shouldn't have said aside

Either way, if you don't like the death scene you're automatically from reddit and not a real fan. Fucking lynched redditfag. Right?

>>85345759
1000 cock stare

>>85345566
No such thing.

>>85345802
I wish it was past so I could fuck gene kelly you motherfucker

>>85338939
>From a punk drug dealer to a suit-wearing assistant to Ben Horne
And don't forget he killed a dude for baby laxative, and got away with it.

NEW

>>85345940
>>85345940
>>85345940

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>>85338230
dubs says it's Candie

So I know the ep titles don't mean anything, but "There's fire where you're going" is there fire a jack rabbit's place?

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>>85339861
>>85339943
I'm not a photoshop genius

>>85341752
In the villa of Ormen stands a solitary candle, aaaaaaah