/got/ general

>>85148828
>it's a linda spergs out on twitter episode

Stannis

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>>85148828

>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

>>85148845
So everything is as it's always been, yes?

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>>85148851
Was a cunt.

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>GoT characters you've been told you look like

(I'm a guy, and also part jewish)

>>85148828
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

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>>85148890

>>85148901
None of them.

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Was dany always this stupid?

>that one twat that keeps saying Buddy and Bud

fuck off back to plebbit

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>>85148911
Yeah, he was an absolutely morally disgusting character. Glad you agree.

>>85148925
take it easy bud

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Who else teared up at this scene?

It has such a powerful message

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85148901
my father looked a bit like stannis

>>85148901

Nobody, really. I guess if I was 30 years older I might look like Baeric Dondarrion or any other random white guy with a beard.

@85148942
will shatter your jaw into dust

>>85148952
Had a powerful fat face recessed jaw

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Inside the episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q70OR07gKWU

D&D confirm the Frey Massacre wasn't originally the opening. Admit they changed it after filming

LADS CONFIRMED AGAIN

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>>85149015
hacks

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>>85148901

>>85148952
she should kiss it jp2 style

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>>85148901
>I'm a guy
iktfb. A bunch of my friends decided that I look like Arya.

I'm going to miss Jon's storyline with the Widlings/Night's Watch 2bh. I don't want to see the Greyjoys anymore, Arya's plot doesn't appeal to me, and I don't care about the Lannisters or the Tyrells.

Just wanna see Jon fighting desu.

>>85148901
I look vaguely like Loras I suppose

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>>85149030

I should be so lucky, Roose is a handsome and pragmatic man and would have made a fantastic Warden of the North if it weren't for his psychopathic son.

>>85149030
how old are you?

>>85149030
d-daddy~~

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>>85149074
This

>>85149049
extremely pleb opinion

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>>85149092
39

>>85148901
I'm fat so if I grew a neckbeard maybe Sam.

>>85149029
DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT??

Why do redditors hate based Stannis?

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best girl

>>85149164
Do you really have to ask?

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>>85149164
>tfw if you don't like murdering your own children you must be a redditor according to Stannisfags

>>85149164
not liberal enough
not quippy enough

Post yfw the voice telling Beric to go North was actually Night King so that he could get a dragon when Dany flies to rescue their asses.

>>85149164
because they're all fedora-tipping utilitarians

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ka03A4UKM

>>85149212
don't pretend you liked Stannis before D&D made him act out of character

and even if you dislike that action, you can still like Stannis as a flawed and compelling character, which he is

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dumb bitch

>>85149202
That's not Bad Pussy.

Is it required by law for Danny to have at least one grand "moment" per episode with the music and dragons and no dialogue and shit?

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>>85149224
A Rh'llor = night's king might actually be kind of cool. I'd like some closure as to what the lord of light's deal is, but knowing DABID we probably won't get it

>>85149260
>don't pretend you liked Stannis before D&D made him act out of character
Killing family members is within character for Stannis.

>>85149273
Sansa was right. Jon is being a "muh honor" retard

>>85149318
Sansa is taking the Cersei route, which was a fucking disaster. Despite Ned's idiocy, the North is still loyal to him because of his leadership style.

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>>85149254
I find these two so odd for some reason

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>>85149273
Sansa is way too uppity, Jon needs to cum on her face to show who's boss in WinterTown once and for all

>>85148901
Samwell Tarly

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>>85149305

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiwSVKq1yFs

>include this scene
>burn her anyway because "its cold lol"

what did dan and dave mean by this?

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>>85149273
qt

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>>85149377
Stannis killed Renly because he felt it was for the greater good. Same thing for Shireen. Stannis shows what happens when you are willing to do anything for the greater good.

>>85149318
>muh sins of the father

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>>85149387
she has sexy nostrils

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>>85149352
>Sansa is way too uppity, Jon needs to cum on her face to show who's boss in WinterTown once and for all

She needs some dick-slapping all over her face and messy deep throat with a thick facial.
That would teach a bitch with PMS some manners.

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>>85149285
who needs bad pussy when you have warm pussy

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>>85149352

there really is no other solution

It has to be done

>>85149164
Why do contrarians love Stannis?

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>>85149439
>>85149352
Get back to your safespace: /pol/

Misogynist nerds!

>>85149469
JONSA
O
N
S
A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

>>85149477
t. nu male/woman redditor

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Good Night /got/, sleep well and see you all tomorrow

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>jonsafags/sansafags pretending they want Jon to cum on Sansa's face as "punishment" and not to finger themselves over
>and calling Sophie cute

We see you

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why are there no conservative/traditional women on the show any more? it's supposed to be set in a patriarchal medieval society, right?

let's go through the alive major female characters
>Dany- strong progressive feminist
>Arya- strong progressive feminist
>Sansa- strong progressive feminist
>Brienne- strong progressive feminist
>Cersei- strong progressive feminist
>Ellaria and Sneks- strong progressive feminists
>Yara- strong progressive feminist
>Lyanna Mormont- strong progressive feminist
>Gilly- strong progressive feminist
>Missandei- strong progressive feminist
>Olenna- strong progressive feminist

and this is supposed to be set in a fantasy roughly parallel to our 12th-15th century Europe in gender norms?

the only non progressive feminist girls I can think of are Meera and Melisandre, and even then they're not really "traditional"

>>85149407
its a bit different considering stannis's history with renly (was given storms end for no good reason) and they never really liked each other.

they constantly mention how protective stannis is of shireen considering he saved her and is his only child and heir.

if they didnt include this specific scene maybe i would find it more believable but making a very touching heartfelt moment to emphasis their relationship and then killing her an episode or two later is dumb to me. pure shock value to try to capitalise on the success of previous (actual well written) shock moments.

>>85149273
>oh my God Jon I like don't even right now, ur like Joffrey smfh

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>>85149202
>best girl
Agree

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l-lads

>>85149548
Sansa is so fucking cute. What I would give to massage her ankles...

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Sansafags need to leave

>>85149567
Cat, early Sansa and some minor characters were the only real trad women desu (even in the books)

>>85149567
>>85149655
this guy has it right. the books are full of feminist women too

it's because GRRM's entire experience with women has been with feminist women, every female friend he's had and every girlfriend he's ever had has been a radical feminist.

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>>85149030

>>85149689
And George himself is a feminist, oh wait, he's just an ally, he doesn't call himself a feminist anymore because a woman told him men can't be feminists.

Fucking cuck

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Imagine this right next to you on the couch. Sansa is best.

>>85149724
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*`

>>85149533
That gets old.

>>85149407
>Renly was an enemy
>Shireen was Stannis only heir

>Renly was killed for geopolitical purposes
>Shireen was killed because her death could've fulfilled a prophecy Stannis didn't even really believe in

sansa nude scene when

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Do you think Sansa is a dom or sub?

>>85149718
>>85149689
get triggered bitches

Go back to your /r/mensright safespace

fucking fags, grow a pair and man the fuck up. Stop crying.

>>85149738
It took you 37 seconds to post that?

>>85149757
sorry my man that's not an argument

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>>85147771
It's funny.
4 of those people disappear permanently in the next 2 episodes ;)

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>>85149756
Femdom Sansa

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What we eating for dinner lads?

>>85149724
How much do you think I would have to pay her RIGHT then at that moment to sit on my face?

>>85149777
He doesn't need an argument. You're a pussy ass bitch.

>>85148901
I've been told that I'm a chubbier Jaime.
I see that as a compliment. He's a handsome bloke.

>>85149809
>pussy
>ass
>bitch
fuck off yank

>>85149567
the bigger problem is how shit they are, the Sand Snakes in the books were "muh strong independent women" but they weren't completely shitty characters

>>85149517
i know that you are probably baiting, but 10 years ago i wouldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams that posts like yours would ever show up on 4chan.
but they do and they are shitting up the site.
baka desu desu

>>85148901
Bran, unfortunately.

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DAMN SHE REMINDS ME MY SCHOOL LITERATURE TEACHER

SHE WAS A TOTAL BITCH

I GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL 11 YEARS AGO AND I STILL REMEMBER THAT CUNT

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>>85149756
i think she'll take whatever you give her

don't like /nu-got/ desu

>>85149801
>people think this is fat.

>>85148924
Gendry has a warhammer this season.

[Hope for Stannis still living and Gendry knows where intensifies]

>>85149212
Killing that ugly little girl and saving us from seeing her visage again was a kindness, thank you based Stannis.

>>85149866
go away then

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>this idiot spamming sansa when cersei clearly a best

>>85149777
Here's my argument: your triggered, so leave.

>>85149856
You are the one shitting up the sight with your whining and crying. Woe is me! Feminism! Woe is me! Who gives a fuck, grow up.

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>>85149865
DELET THIS

>>85149896
i like how you know you're the nu cancer

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>>85149891
Dirty Stannisfag scum.

>>85149918
I don't care :^)

bye bye

>>85149910
Template please

>>85149964
>>85149964
You should be banned for linking monetized videos.

>>85149891
the previous three children were still born, the final to survive birth is born with greyscale
stannis was meant to be the last king of westeros.

>>85149993
There, I deleted it. Happy now?

>>85149912
learn how to spell "you're" and "site" underaged.
Criticising the anachronistic use of 1960s tier feminism in a series set roughly in the middle ages with those kinds of norms is a valid criticism. Responding to that criticism with "STFU WHINER" is not an argument

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>>85150007
Incredibly

>>85150001
Did he consider remarrying to a woman who was less insane and with a working womb?

>>85150038
aww

Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter" Baratheon
Stannis "When things look dire, put your heir on the fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Inflame the Dame" Baratheon
Stannis "Spare no heir" Baratheon
Stannis "Kindle my Kin" Baratheon
Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
Stannis "Set an heir ablaze, and the results will amaze" Baratheon
Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
Stannis "If I wish to be King, then I must burn Shireen" Baratheon
Stannis "It's a sin for most, but I love a good roast" Baratheon
Stannis "If your camp's got a chill, throw your heir on the grill" Baratheon
Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke she must go" Baratheon
Stannis "Burn Shireen? Now that's real keen" Baratheon
Stannis "Cook up my heir, I'll have her medium-rare" Baratheon
Stannis "Kill my daughter with fire, and a crown I'll acquire" Baratheon
Stannis "20 good men? Now my line must end" Baratheon

>>85150065
>Stannis "When things look dire, put your heir on the fire" Baratheon

Should be "on the pyre" or "in the fire" , come on.

Did Stannis leave a last will and testament?

>>85150008
If you want a competent argument go someplace else.

You are triggered. Suck it, loser.

between Tyrion, Theon and Varys, which character has been ruined the most by getting sucked into Dany's plotline orbit ?

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Alright /got/:

Wed, bed, behead, give head

>>85150153
behead them all

>>85150148
Theon, by far.

>>85150153
Wed Dany

Bed the sand snake

give head to the whore

kill arya

>>85149655
I would argue that Ellaria,Gilly, Margery, and Olenna are pretty traditional in a way since( in the books at least) since they are still married to men and only have power through her children and husbands rather than directly, like it was in the past. They don't tend to get involved in military exploits. It just so happened that Mace in the case of the Tyrell is pretty dull.
>>85149718
Men can be feminists, you idiot. Feminism is a political stance.

>>85150148
Varys

>>85150153
wed dany
bed Margery
give head arya
behead snek

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LIST OF FREE SHIT KELLY C HAS GOTTEN SO FAR:

Free Dragon (x3)
Free army (x3)
Free advisors
Free armada
Free castle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoamzRTrLQ

Is this what the average showfag sounds like?

>>85150148
Tyrion.

Varys was always a supporter/behind the scene guy. Theon's powers were taken away long ago.

Tyrion was an agent of change and a leader. He was also inappropriately funny and joked about fucking a lot (part of his charm). Now he plays second to Muh Stonk Womyn, and his "rough around the edges" traits all went away. He's basically a smarter Grey worm at this point.

>>85150148
has Theon really been pulled in ?

Varys was always a targ schemer

Tyrion is definitely the most ruined, he's just a beta orbiter when he's with Dany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SZUZLsLaM
we'll never get scenes like this again unless etc

>>85150148
Tyrion. He's all but absorbed at this point, reduced to a side character who makes occasional quips. He will probably help lead them into the sewer system of the Lanister stronghold where he grew up though. I wouldn't mind if they killed him this season.

>>85150008
Here's some criticism: you mad

>>85150153
Wed Marg
Bed Snek
Dany head
Kill Arya

>>85150153
Bed Tyene
Wed Dany
Give head to Arya, dat fresh virgin pussy
Behead Margaery

>>85150252
>He thinks Arya is a virgin

>>85149912
that's the first time i responded though, see, you are being hostile. noone wants that.
here's something for you: i come here to relax and escape the real world for a small time. i don't wanna be spammed with retarded leftist political propaganda, that happens enough irl. i'd say the same about right wing bs if it were relevant, but you normies killed it off with your violent, freedom of speech hating faggotry.
just go leave us alone. the whole of the internet is yours and your kin for jerking eavhother off, why you got to come here and ruin it? i get that destruction is the thing you are best at, but can you just fuck off already?
have your parents not taught you proper behaviour? etiquette? don't annoy others by acting like an obnoxious retard. fuck off.

>>85150203
Um, no sweetie.

She had to undure GIVING BIRTH. Which is the worst pain a human can endure EVER.
And she had to walk long distances ALSO.

>>85150153
In order they appear
bed, behead, give head, wed

Sansa would be wed if she was there, but I'll settle for her sister, I guess

Can someone post or point me in the direction to the leaks? From reading the thread, it seems like there's a pretty well accepted set of leaks or something?

>>85150153
Wed Margy
Bed Bad pousay
give head? No.
behead Danny and Arya and latter bad pusay after the sex.

>>85150187
>Men can be feminists, you idiot. Feminism is a political stance.

Are you retarded?

I'm telling you what George himself said someone told him and how it's why he doesn't call himself a feminist

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>>85150153
wed Margaery
break Aryas slit open
behead Dany
give head Bad Pussy

>>85150269
>implying Arya's not saving herself for Jon just like Nymeria's saving herself for Ghost

>>85148952
Why has no one made a blacked version of this yet?

>>85150274
shut the fook up; you'll do nothin!

crying little bitch. you're a crying little bitch.

>>85150215
>>85150210
Varys is Blackfyre

>>85150343
Arya already lost her virginity to Jon. Jon is a pedo, it is heavily implied throughout the books.

>>85150363
This. Jon started "ruffling Arya's hair" because he was pushing her head down onto his bastard dick

>>85150363
What the fuck am I reading?

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>>85150208
>"whats the dwarfs name, what's his name?"
>"lannister, it's lannister."

>>85150363
yeah but the books arent canon

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>>85149974

there's not really any comedic value in it

>>85150417
She used to be so pretty

>>85150434
this

>>85150363
Don't you ruin this world for me you despicable swine! Arya is perfect and pure and would never do something like that!

>>85150349
rude!

>>85150301
My bad, I thought you were being sarcastic about it. It's silly for him to get offended over what some rad fem cunt told him though. It's obvious that there are many men that call themselves feminists and other women feminists that accept them.

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>>85150153

Wed Marg, bed Snek, Head Arya (after making her take a fucking bath), behead Kelly C

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why is everyone monologue on the show so shit and cutdown?

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>doing a rewatch (again)
>on season 2
>melly is way hotter with bright red hair
why did they have to make it so dark?

>>85150477

GRRM refusing to call himself a feminist wasn't because he got offended over it, it was because he's such a submissive cuck that he just went along with it

>>85150252
>Give head to Arya, dat fresh virgin pussy
Why would you give head to the character that probably has the most pubic hair?

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>>85150153
Wed Margaery
Bed Dany
Give head to Tyene
Behead Arya

>>85150442
its a good metaphor for the declining quality of the show:

top panel - season 1
middle panel - season 4
bottom panel - season 5 >

#staywoke

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>>85150363
>>85150405
>>85150407
He's right you know. That was GRRM's original intention.
Pic related

>>85150407
>>85150363
tbf,I read somewhere that at first GRRM was going to also(or only) let the incest be between Arya and Jon instead of just Jaime and Cersei. Don't know how true this is though.

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>>85150467
next episode she lets the Lannister soldiers take turns breaking her slit open

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>>85150530

>>85150560
>>85150561
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>85149964
Fuck you man. Seriously fuck you.

>>85150530
>that webm
those aren't as bad as I remember.

>>85150593
this is a bully-free zone

>>85150573
WAAA?! Ed Sheeran kun gets to fuck thaaat?!! AAAAA kawaiii!

>>85150518
>implying Arya doesn't keep herself shaved so she doesn't have to deal with razor cuts for her first time with Jon

>>85150560
No. This is incorrect. Arya was going to marry Tyrion (before he was changed to a dwarf) and rule the seven kingdoms with him.

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>>85150153
Wed Tyene
Bed Dany
Behead Ratboy
Give head to Marge

Easy one tbqh

So far, I've watched Sansa being an annoying bitch, and a montage of Sam cleaning shit.

What is actually worth watching in this episode?

>>85150215
Varys isn't a Targ schemer in the books you retard. He's a Blackfyre supporter. He hates the Targs.

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STOP TALKING ABOUT ARYA AND JON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85150611
>not having the disappointment that were those tits embedded in your mind forever

>>85150682
Literally none of it, it's YAAAAS QUEEN fanservice

>>85150659
Look at those eyebrows. Btich probably has a giant, dark bush.

>>85150698
When are her and Sophie's nudes gonna be hacked?

>>85150599
>this normalfag showfag

haha, the books were some fat guy writing about his passions in life: Making fun of war and religion, referencing British history, plot twists, food descriptions and all of his favorite fetishes including tomboys and sisters.

Haha, look at this sad normalfag that wandered into a true nerds mind

>>85150682
brotherhood scenes weren't terrible
funnily enough the scene where there's no women to be found

>>85150671
>pic
c-changed my mind - marry snek

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>>85148901

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Do you think he's Arya's lost twin?

Is this the YAAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY SEASON???

>Arya BTFO room of men and saves the girl from abusive male
>Little forehead girl BTFO room when man accuses her of not being able to fight war
>Sansa BTFO Jon and shows some true logic

I'm only 20 minutes through and I had to turn it off because I'm just so excited that us females finally get an opportunity to win the GOT

>>85150722
Brotherhood scenes are the only kino scenes in this shitty season at this point.

>>85150708
>Implying bush isn't just as hot as shaved

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>>85150687
>le aegon isn't real meme

>>85150735
aka but I think they are gonna fug

>>85150698
>Rock in the pool, so nice and cool, so juicy sweet! now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!

>>85150737
No, it's yaaaasssss queen sllaaaaaaaaayyyy: the show.

>>85149005
>Sure, he'd have the. North and maybe convince a few houses to join him, assuming he could siege Winterfell with minimum losses. Then he has to march hundreds of miles south and either siege The Twins, Dreadfort and Harrenhall with the same force, or combine his army with northern houses. It was a carp shoot from the beginning, Stannisfag. Even if he got Winterfell, winter hit. Then he has to move his army through shit weather and get instantly blocked at The Twins by the Lannisters already there.

>You are dumb mate.
Stannis' fleet bought by the monies of the Iron bank was still around and granted him mobility to avoid having to slough south.

>>85149015
REMINDER
>Jon and Dany have sex on a boat headed north at the end of ep7

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>>85150724
>tfw no olive skinned Italian tomboy gf

>>85150735
seeing as theyre both anglos probably

>>85150153
Wed Margaery
Bed Arya
Give head to bad pousay
Behead Dany

>>85150710
They have been floating around the deepweb for a while now. You would need to trade something for them because they are quality.

>>85150708
>implying there's a one to one correlation between eyebrow tweezing and shaving

>>85148828
Too bad Linda doesnt do reviews. They were hilarious in a bad way

I wasn't even annoyed with the Sheeran cameo, what did piss me off was the lingering shot of his face "look guyz it's HIM :DDDDDD"

>>85150830
I didn't get to vote

>>85150698
>"CURSE US AND CRUSH US, MY PRECIOUS IS LOST!"

>>85150153
behead, head, bed, wed.

>>85150855
what would you have voted

>>85150829
I highly doubt that, they'd have surfaced one way or another by now.

Wow this show is bringing a tear to my eye

women are so much better than men....

>>85150771
Did you even read the books? It's so obvious that Aegon is fake. Besides, a Blackfyre with JonCon and the Golden Company is MUCH preferable to a daughter or grandson of Aerys Targaryen. If he's Rhaegar's son, he's probably a giant retard who will burn JonCon trying to hatch a dragon because of some dream.

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>>85150899

hahahaha what the fuck is that ed sheeran

Who would win, prime Robert or the Mountain?

>>85150926
she right tbf

>>85150530
Same.
She was smart,pretty,fertile,cares deeply for family,humble where needed and politically adept. A valuable asset to a rising young lord to have such a woman at your side and in your bed. Plus she was the least insane of the women on the show and was pretty pure in terms of lovers which means she'd appreciate the physical attention even more.
>Didn't have sex with Renly
>Didn't have sex with Joffrey
>Didn't have sex with Tommen.

>>85150926
I'd fucking rape her if you know what i mean

>>85150698
braap

>>85148901
No one

>>85148901
none of them because I'm black

>>85150971
>Didn't have sex with Tommen.

>>85150735
one eye on the realm
one eye on the titty

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>>85148901

>>85150954
>>85150954
>>85150954

Come on you fags, lets have actual discussion

>>85151014
You've just internalized racism, ColouredAnon

Is Daario gonna chill in Meereen all season?

>>85151056
They both have brute strength, but the Mountain is less intelligent. So Robert would win imo

Reminder the only thing Daenerys will achieve this season is getting butt fucked by Jon Snow.

>>85151081
They needed to cut the Daario/Dany sex scenes to work in more Grey Worm/Missandei sex scenes

>>85150954
Prime Bobby B. His ferocity, speed and fucking armor wrecking Warhammer gives him the edge. Close match tho

>>85149030
I love based McElhatton

>>85150153
Wed Bad Poosy
Bed Dany
Behead Margaery
Head Arya

>>85151108
Grey Worm/Missandei is the most stupid forced meme the show has come up with

>>85151081
Oh right, forgot a sellsword is ruling over a failed slave state. I'm sure nothing important enough to mention would happen.

>>85150153
w-wait are they giving head or am I?

>Things that can happen
Stannis can kill the illegitimate child of his brother
Stannis can kill his brother who has risen up against him in open, armed revolt
>Things that can't happen
Stannis killing his daughter, the only legal heir he has to his legacy

>>85151095
>loses Dorne
>loses Iron Isle Rebels
>loses a dragon
>loses Grey Worm
>gains hot Targcest cock

It all evened out

>>85151081
You're never seeing him again lol

>>85150771
the leaks say Jon is revealed to be named Aegon in ep7

>>85151081
We'll never hear or see of Mereen again. If the writers had any braincells they could nerf Dany's army by having shit go down in Mereen and forcing her to split her forces, but eh.

give me the mega

>>85151212
Why would Rhaegar names both of his sons Aegon?

>>85150926
>Can't even speak well, nor does she use any commas to break up her rambling

I don't give a shit what this idiot thinks.

>>85150879
Remember the fappening? Their are nudes out there someone, I'm sure of it.

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SEASON SO FUCKING BAD? WHY CAN'T DND MAKE A GOOD SEASON AGAIN? WHY IS THIS SHOW SUCH SHIT? WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING? WHAT THE FUCK?

>>85151267
Maybe he thought Jon had died and Jon's older than Aegon so Aegon's actually named after Jon?
I dunno, it's fucking d&d

>>85151212
but he's not Aegon?, (F)Aegon doesn't exist in the show/aka he died as a baby. they already confirmed he's Lyannas

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>>85151255

D&D love pandering to normies but they also love "le EPIC SHOCK" to torture the normies

wondering whether this means the ending will be pure fanservice plebbery or if their edginess will win through and the ending might end up being interesting

>>85151318
Its weird how Euron went from IM GONNA FUCK THE DRAGON QUEEN to w-well, Cersei is okay too I guess...

>>85151293
Yeah, I remember the fappening, and you can still find all those nudes now on some sites, if they got them, they haven't released them, but I pray to fucking god they did have nudes and that they are released.

>>85151316
I remember reading that D&D are bored with the series, wouldn't be surprised if they're phoning it in at this point desu

>>85151280
If this image triggers you so much why are you on 4chan? How thin is your skin? Jesus.

>>85151095
I hope they actually show sex between them.

>>85151349
Dany and Jon fuck and the Wall falls, we already know this.

>Euron will capture Ellaria Sand and the sand snakes when they head back home to Dorne from Dragonstone.
>Euron will give Ellaria Sand to Cersei as THE gift, but kill the rest of the sand snakes in combat.
>Dorne will then be left leaderless and Cersei will make sure that the population of Dorne finds out what really happened to Doran Martell aswell as multiple lies about past events that made Dorne people dislike Westerlands.
>Cersei and Jamie will attack the Reach from the north in order to secure the stockpiles of food, the Reach will mobilize their army against them but will shit their pants when Dorne attack them in the south. Which makes them split the army up and ends up losing the war.

This season is too obvious. Why don't they kill Jon Snow just to resurrect him again while they are at it..

>>85151316
I watch episodes only so I can watch preston reviews. But honestly sometimes I question myself is the cringe worth it.

>>85151349
George has long since confirmed the ending will be "bittersweet" aka almost everyone will die probably, it will be a Pyrrhic victory if anything

>>85151371
That became obvious when they let fucking Ed Sheeran on the show.

>>85151349
It's become a series of 'le badass' moments strung together with edginess and fanfic-tier dialogue

>>85151089
>>85151119

Fair enough, I agree.

Next round: Prime Dayne vs Prime Selmy

>>85151349
I hope we get a major shock at the end. Like have Danny and Jon hook up, and then kill Danny.

>>85151371
They've been phoning it in since the red wedding and they've been pretty open about it.

>>85151212
???? why the fuck would he be named Aegon

>>85151396
>I watch episodes only so I can watch preston reviews.
This.

Also, what did people think of his vid about him meeting GRRM? Thought it was pretty tragic, desu

>>85151424
dayne is mike tyson
selmy is holyfield

>>85151371
Can't they atleast give the show to someone who is willing to invest more than 20 minutes of his life to write does entire season script?

I mean gees if they are in it for the money at least respect the product.

As a guy who grew up loving fantasy, I was always confused as to why it was so white. I mean, not Lord of the Rings, that was written in the 50s and 60s so I kind of expect it. But like Game of Thrones? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't all the POC basically barbarians to be used in the power struggles of the main, civilized and White characters? The Warcraft franchise is another one. Like I grew up loving the shit out of Warcraft 3 and being very interested in WOW, but one thing that always bugged me was how the fuck you gotta world with dragons and giants and elves but not a single person of color? Fuck, the Orcs live in Tipis and the Trolls have Caribbean accents but you don't have any Black or Brown characters? C'mon bro.

>>85151446
they've said from the beginning that they wanted to adapt the show so they could film the Red Wedding, it was a chapter that shook them to their core and they wanted to direct that chapter for television

now that they've done that, they're just doing the adaptation because they have to and because it makes them rich.

>Maisie likes Ed Sheeran
>so we invited him to play in a useless scene so she gets to act and be around him

>>85151477
>Also, what did people think of his vid about him meeting GRRM?

I honestly only remember pizza part. Probably because that was the most he got out of him.

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>>85148845
>look up her twitter
>a bunch of second life autism

It's worse than I could've ever imagined

>>85151377
I don't have thin skin, but I am sick of crybabies blaming everything on others when it's painfully obvious they're too spineless to face reality.

>>85151512
Honestly I'm just impressed that there were no references to his song lyrics in her dialogue with him. You know that took restraint

>>85151512
he took down his twitter because of the hate he was getting from GoT fans.

>>85151491
They said that they wanted to do the show for the red wedding mostly, which - to be honest - is on of the less interesting and most reddit parts of the saga.

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The whole female empowerment thing is being pushed SO hard now. I usually don't mind it but the first half of the episode was just a vehicle for political agenda.

>>85151499
fuck off

>>85151491
They're not bored of the money and fame, silly :)

>>85151512
can't they just let him shtup her backstage or something, jesus

>>85151492

>You will never be Dany in this scene

>>85151492
>reminder she was 14 in the books when this happened.

>>85151155
you are.

>>85151543
Stop crying about other people crying. Grow the fuck up.

>>85151510
the hiliarious thing is how lackluster the red wedding ends up feeling and they never show and follow through with it.

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SHOW ME STANNIS' CORPSE!

>>85151499
Medieval fantasy is based on the West European Middle Ages.

Write your own African fantasy or whatever the fuck if you don't like it. Oh wait no "POC" can even compare to a hack like GRRM.

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>>85151587
I fell in love with her in the first episode, now I can't stand her scenes

>>85151562
Where do you really think this is going to end up if not with the thesis that it takes a female dominated society free of male influences to end all manner of violence and conflict? The wheel Dany will break.

>>85151587
>"Hey HBO, our plan to adapt this struggle of a child sex-slave who becomes a queen is to cast a fit 24 yr old who gets her tits out every other episode while becoming a feminist hero"

>>85151625
take it to /r/mensrights you cuck

>>85151617
She used to be AS THICK AS A BOWL OF OATMEAL

>>85151562
Sansa is just being absolutely retarded though.

So do you guys tell all your normie friends that you know the leaks or do you pretend to be oblivious and make really outrageous predictions while slipping in a leaked spoiler on occasion?

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>>85151674
I need this

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>>85151617
I liked her better when she was 24

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Holy shit I forgot how I hated every scenes involving Dany

It's just so shallow compared to everything else the show offers

>>85151596
>>85151377
>>85149757
>>85149809
>>85149912
>>85150126
>>85150349
>>85149517

leave

>>85151687
What leaks? I thought the "leaked" script was fanfiction. Or is there proof?

>>85151687
I don't have friends.

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>>85151612
How could you fall for such obvious bait, bakaAnon?

>>85151707
>She can't act so they made her scenes silent
bravo nolan

>>85151650
Not an argument

Why the fuck does everyone just abandon these generals during off season? Like, it's all g now with fast moving threads and people actually talking about the show but as soon as it's off the air it's like everyone fucking vanishes. It actually baffles me to no end

>>85151325
Aegon is older. Rhaegar had a conversation with Elia naming him before he left King's Landing. We see that conversation in Dany's vision. Rhaegar 100% did not name Jon "Aegon" in the books. In the show, anything is possible. Despite the fact that they have actually mentioned Rhaegar's other son Aegon already in the show.

>>85151499
Where the fuck would the black people come from in GoT? There's Dorne, which is basically the middle east tier of skin color and then there's Westerlands which is European tier and then the North which is Scandinavia tier.
The other part of the world is pretty much like Dorne in tier of skin color aswell.

I was shocked to see the black pirate in that one episode. Like, where the fuck did he come from?
That was honestly one too many to ruin my immersion.

>>85151730
Oh wow, first day on /tv/?

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>>85151730
Game of Thrones is jewish fanfiction

>>85151687
I just sent my friend the leaks
Is there really much to spoil? It's pretty obvious what's going to happen

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BEST GIRL RIGHT HERE

Pretty as fuck
Smart
Courageous
Useful
Loyal
Frisky in bed
Not a royal bitch

Nothing can beat her.

>>85151707
The show lost it's overwhelming complex world feeling mid 5th season.

Now everything comes shallow, shallowness makes everything either cringy or comedic, at best melodramic.

>>85151687
Of course I let them know I know, but I don't spoil it f-
>or do you pretend to be oblivious and make really outrageous predictions while slipping in a leaked spoiler on occasion?
Oh shit, I should've done this

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>>85151752
>there is no correlation between a show airing and people talking about it

>>85151765
no, is it yours?

>>85151764
Sothoryos, it's a continent to the Southern East of Essos, a hot spot for Slavers believe it or not

>>85151764
>I was shocked to see the black pirate in that one episode. Like, where the fuck did he come from?
Summer Islands

>>85151687
What do you think? I obviously don't tell them shit, just to pretend that I successfully predicted everything because I'm smart.

>>85151803
Sick comeback bro, upvoted!

>>85151792
>Nothing can beat her.

Knives are super effective though

>>85151674
>used to

>>85151792
Her ass is the only good thing about her.

>>85151617

If only she was born a few years earlier Rhaegar could have fucked her and saved the Targs

>>85151764
Are you retarded?

>the North which is Scandinavia tier
Oh yeah, you are.

>>85151794
Its pretty great, I told them that I think Qyburn is going to utilize Grey Scale to infect Dany's armies, and that Sam will have to come up with a cure.

>>85151793
If it wasn't of The Hound coming back to tell everyone how much of a coont they are, I would've abandoned boat.

>>85151832
Well it was a shitty "burn" to begin with, you didn't give me much to work with.

>>85151792
>Nothing can beat her.
She is dead.

>>85151816
>>85151818
Nah, sounds like fiction to me.

>>85151764
>black people in my fantasy show ruined my immersion.
How do faggots like you even function in society?

>>85151792
If she's so smart how come she's dead?