/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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SANTA MARIA

So how about Fire Walk With Me being released by the Criterion collection? I'm fucking hyped.

>>85110314
And I just bought the BD set with the series and the movie together. Is a rerelease of the movie going to have anything different with it?

post your rankings of the episodes so far

8 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 10 > 7 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 9

>>85110453
Shelly Best Girl

>>85110314
are the special features announced?

>>85110507
>briggskino in last place

Ranking acts in a film alone is plebeian but calling the 9th part the weakest is just reprehensible.

>>85110498
I'm not sure what the extras are like on that set, but I'm sure Criterion will add some things to differentiate itself from the rest. And we still don't know all the extras on the criterion one yet, there is still more to be announced. Plus you get top notch packaging and some printed essays, which is cool. If you don't care for physical media, probably not worth it though.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Read https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

>>85110611
some are, but there is more to be added later on.

>>85110314
Already have the Entire Mystery. I doubt even Criterion could beat those comfyass menus.

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>>85110700
>OH WHERE OH WHERE IS THE REAL /TPG/
>OP TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME

>>85110718
Good job samefagging. Kek

>>85110700
>sandfags are getting this pathetic

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you guys like the cover they went with?

>>85110843
Not very creative but it works.

>>85110843
>>85110314
Not going to buy it anytime soon but I'm glad for Sheryl Lee and Ray Wise

>>85110843
Isn't that pretty much the same as the regular one? (Or maybe I'm thinking of the poster)

>>85110843
Cute

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>>85111112
it's pretty much the same, but better in every aspect.

>>85111226
The flame looks much better on the new one at least

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>>85110843
They should have used one of the most kino shots of the series instead.

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God damn Dale Cooper is in good shape.

>>85111496
The fuck. I was literally just looking for this image to post in the Rachel mcadams thread but couldn't find it. Switch over to this thread and there it is. Spoopy

Is this Lynch-sama's best work? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY69kb64M_8

>>85110453
>>85110596
What is the best Shelly moment and why is it the time where she made fun of Leland for falling on his daughter's coffin?

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>Hmm... does nothing happen this episode?
>check
>did I write myself the best scene?
>check
>did I remember to throw in the 5 minutes of actual Twin Peaks to cocktease the fans?
>check
>Great job Lynch, time close it out with the 10 minute indie shit song of the week, then I can go home and meditate with Tammy

Bravo, Lynch. He did it again.

>>85111853
that song was actually really nice. and the singer was from blue velvet. show some fucking respect, son.

>>85110179
REAL THREAD HERE

>>85110124
>>85110124
>>85110124

>>85111853
>anon claims nothing happens for the 10th episode since the season started

>>85110843
That's just the normal poster. It's okay I guess.

So everyone knows Judy refers to "Judy" Garland Briggs, right? You can't be so dense to actually believe it's Josie's (a literal non-character) sister, right?

>>85111853
Oh you made me so mad you make shit come out of my ass. I don't think I'll ever be able to watch TP the same

>>85111887
she was from lost highwy you dumb bastard

>>85111887
No disrespect to her, she's not the one that told her to sing for ten minutes of a 55 minute show. She has a lovely voice and is thicc with a great rack, she is great. But the Roadhouse filler triggers me every time.

>>85111905
>somebody wants to kill Dougie for the 8th consecutive episode

Yeah, a lot really changed this episode.

>>85111938
It was confirmed by original crewmembers and Josie herself confirmed it in the letter she wrote to Lynch

They might have changed it though if that's what you're implying

>>85110179

Is there a webm of Coop's face during coitus?

Is Blue Velvet a good film?

>>85112178

It's much better than Lost Highway.

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>she will die in your lifetime
How do we stop it bros?

>>85111887
that song was fucking awful

>>85112214
We don't. Autistic cute posters ruined sheryls image.

>>85112178
Yes. It's great.

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>>85112019
>lost highwy

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>>85112222
>2222
can't argue with that

>>85112211
You shut your whore mouth
Dick Laurent is dead

>>85112214
She has Leukemia.

>>85112178
Watch for yourself and form your own opinion

>>85112297

That doesn't make it good

>>85112214
Not if I make sure I die first

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>>85112214
>pretty much all of the OG cast will die in the next 30 years

Call for help

>>85111633
>Johnny runs into a wall and there is a spark of ELECTRICITY

BOB is trapped in Johnny now, and that device is some way for BOB to try to call for help and get someone to free him from this tard body.

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>>85112214
>she will die in your lifetime
do you understand that if you gonna post something like this again i will squeeze your eyes out, anon?

>Naomi Watts will never look at you the way she does dougie

Why even live?

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

>>85112335
Humans are pretty social if you haven't noticed. Individual opinions < Public opinions

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>>85112911
>being this much of a pleb

>>85112911
Shut it, pleb

>>85113011
>>85113025
You guys are the plebs. The whole reason you are here is to get your opinions validated by other people in some way or another

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Candie, go get em.

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>>85113079
>my only two posts in the thread have been me shitting on other people
Sure buddy

Does anyone have a gif or a webm of jim belushi gesturing with exasperation after they have to yell at candie to take the insurance guy out of the room?

>>85110843
They shouldn't have used the necklace. They should've used the ring instead.

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>>85113103
Dare I say it but have we had better waifus this season?
Definitely had a lot more for definite

>>85113103
She's a pretty good actress honestly.

Chad, no eating in the conference room!

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>>85113279

just watched the episode. I haven't laughed so hard then fapped so hard in succession

>>85113364
would Hawk still get the door?

>>85111853
In what universe is Rebekah Del Rio indie?

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>tfw retard dougie enjoys sex infinitely more than you ever will

>>85113103
if she had slightly bigger eyes she would be a dead ringer to Madchen Amick

>>85113921
He got laid a lot faster than Cooper could too.

>>85113997
Cooper could get laid with Audrey but he didn't want to because she was a "high school girl."

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When will Twin Peaks get a cameo as awesome as this?

>>85110453
kek. i knew i wasn't the only one who saw the obvious resemblance

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>>85114049
Never

>>85114049
Lynch gets real musicians.

>>85114049
We've already had David Bowie and Michael Cera. Unless you're being sarcastic because Ed Sheeran is terrible.

>>85114125
Of course that was bait.

>>85113103

What was her problem?

>>85114125
At least they're characters though, Ed Sheeran's is just a nameless role anyone could have played so they just throw in a celeb

>>85114122
Then why was Rebekah Del Rio's voice pitch corrected to much?

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>>85114049
Who do you think this is here?

>>85114049
>Dunkirk
>GOT

Looks like Harry is on his way to the top!

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>episode 10
>vedderfags are right so far

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>>85114122
>Van Dyke Parks
>Real musician

Yeah, no

>>85114191
He was doing her a favor since she was in Mulholland drive.

>>85114191
It's intentional, ya dingus

Hi Lucy, it's a beautiful day isn't it?

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What's with this Preston's scene, that slo-mo, dark music and that glitch on the door?

>>85114049
Michael Bisping, lad

Britbong world champ

>>85114125

I'm almost certain David Bowie will show up now.

>>85114169
and they made him sing. he can't act for shit so he had barely any dialogue. poor guy lmao.

>>85114222
Sandplebs are as bad as bringbackcoop plebs. Quote me on this: everybody's gonna get LYNCHED

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>>85114260
FUCKIN CHAD REEEE

>>85114049
The regulars are btfo that cameo.

>>85113921
Is this the most Coop has ever lived in his life? Seems he over dedicated his life to his work and any opportunity of love that presents itself seems to be taken away from him.

Is it possible that this means his wife will die within the season?

>>85114049
literally whom

>>85114276
Yea that was curious. Maybe she's an insider? Prob not. Maybe she has a bigger role in this than we imagine

>>85111633

What's the deal with this thing. Why does a teddy-bear have a plastic ball for a head with lights and some kind of weird plasticine mouth with real teeth stuck in it?

>>85114321
Either that or the universe gets saved around him as he slowly learns and recovers, accepting his new life as Dougie Jones and never really questioning his new skill.

>>85114353
It's based on the teddy bear Lynch had in his real childhood.

Who was that bald guy evil coop was talking to in the glass box? Jeffries? That FBI agent with his own MO?

>>85114353
He's getting the Lynch treatment.

It has only made him worse.

>>85113103

the best TP waifu

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>>85114353
Dumbland reference.

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Did Janey-E make sure to work Coop's balls?

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>>85114339
Ed Sheeran you turbopleb. Currently the biggest and most hip name in music. Ladies want to date him and Fellas want to be him.

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>>85114353
Dumbland like he said >>85114398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHOQ6AQ3Rc

>>85114408
I wanted to see foreplay scenes! I wonder if Janey-e licked his nipz ?

>>85114421
jesus

are those scratch on tats?

literally gumball machine tier

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>>85114421
>all those awful tattoos
>that disabled baby face

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Lads, I honestly fell in love with this thicc goddess. I want her to be my Janey-E, gang.

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>>85114421
jfc those tattoos

>>85114276

fug i just rewatched it and it cant be just a glitch

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>>85114421
>British """"""""""people""""""""""

>>85114049
lol
I saw the GoT episode yesterday didn't even realize he was someone famous.

>>85114475
The foreplay was probably creepy and involved Coop giggling and acting like a retard.

>>85114564
I bet it resembled jap porn

>>85114547

he is an irish you daft cunt

>>85114421
I feel bad for this dude in 10 years. I have one retarded tattoo that I hate, this guy is covered in tats that he's going to hate at some point.

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where's dr. pavel cameo?

>>85114191

See her dress and the pattern on it, she introduced us to .... you'll see

>>85114253
Obviously, but why? It sounds shit.
It wasn't used like T-Pain does to make it "obviously I want it to sound like this" , but subtly so you don't notice but not subtle enough so you actually do notice it.
It was weird.

>>85114638
Albert kind of looks like Dr. Pavel.

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>people weren't joking
Jesus Christ, how much of a joke do they want to make GoT. At least have appropriate and sensibly scripted and played out cameos

After being completely blown away by episode 8, episodes 9 and 10 have kind of paled by comparison. They're by no means bad, but I was fucking shaken by everything in episode 8.

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>>85114604
>irish """"""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>85114353
I though it's indicating that it used to have a teddy head on the plastic, but Johnny tore it off because he's a retard.

>>85114204
Never heard any of his music. Don't know why he is such a big deal

>>85114675
>Fans are annoyed
>They're wrong
I'm glad "journalism" is as great as ever.

>>85114772
As far as pop music goes, he's not that bad. I have no idea why he's in GoT, but I don't roll my eyes when I hear his music.

>>85114772
Did you at least watch Labyrinth, you complete pleb?

>>85111938
Except that isn't true.

>>85114421
Ellie Goulding wants to cuck him and succeeded because he's a cuck

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>>85113921
Now that they've gone that far can we expect to see a scene like that with Jade?

Is there a list of episodes/scenes of the second season that I can skip?

>>85114295
Cooper's going to come back in Laura's body

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>>85114675
haha yeah, Twin Peaks would never have some shoe-horned millennial celebrity in it.

>>85114686
Agreed. I gave 9 some slack, because 8 was a tough act to follow. 10 was just kind of underwhelming, pretty much a filler episode.

>>85114940
Just watch it while doing something else. Id say to watch until Leland dying and then just watch the final episode.

>>85114675
>they're wrong
Need any more confirmation that some critics are paid by the productions they review?

>>85114604
He's from Yorkshire, you literal negroid.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>85114987
good. cause I dropped it two episodes after

>>85115015
UNCLE LELAND, NOOOOOO!

>>85114959
Ed sheeran is world famous. This cunt is a litteral who. None of my friends, or I, know who this lady is. Still dont know her name

At least GRRM or D&D aren't retarded like Lynch and they don't pretend they can act like Lynch does with his annoying voice and his pretentious dickhead appearance.
Oh yeah, David Bowie, he had like 3 whole sentences in a garbage prequel movie and that's your "VIP guest"? LOL! All you do is wondering who's gonna sing at the Roadhouse next episode like that even matters!! LOL! Twin Peaks/Lynch fans are the worst hypocrites ever!

>>85114987
>replying to skipfags

Has GRRM ever had the Nine Inch Nails in his TV show?

>>85115004

>His paternal grandparents are Irish,[20][21][22] and Sheeran has stated his father hailed from a "very large" Catholic family.

FUCK YOU WHORE! NOW EAT YOUR OWN SHIT!

>>85115022
The only good episode left is the finale. All you need to know is that Windom guy kidnapped Heather Grahame who is Coopers girlfriend.

>>85114772

>never heard bowie
underage detected

>>85115124
Still a citizen of england you inbred ginger fuck.

>>85115053
You or your friends don't pay attention to music is all. She isn't all that big but isn't a literal who

>twin peaks general
>they're talking about /got/

Sorry dudes, you lost.

>>85115069
a long time ago, people used to say "trolling is a art"

>>85114959

Even if you'd listened to her music beforehand, there was nothing wrong about Sky's appearance, she fit into the world of Twin Peaks in anon-intrusive way. Shit, she didn't even sing or anything. Sheeran in GoT on the other hand, was D&D going "HEY, LOOK AT DIS FAMOUS GUY!"

>GoTfags coming here
Go back to watching GoT like you were on Sunday over watching Twin Peaks, it was nicer without you plebs

>>85115160
I'm 42. I'm sure I'd recognize a few of his hits but for the most part I couldn't tell you. Hes the "We will rock you" guy right?

>>85114321
This is an important point. Also, Cooper likes experimenting with not peeing. So he's living the good life.

>>85114959
>portraying a trashy drug addled two bit singer as a trashy drug addled 1 bit burger flipper
>portraying a ginger faggot as a hardened survivor who sings in his spare time

There's a huge difference.

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>>85110179
what in the literal FUCK is going on?

for those not in the know. he ran in the last election. ultra-conservative republican. black. elderly. ran a successful pizza chain. hosts a ultra-conservative radio talk show. in other words he's the black male version of sarah palin.

>>85115069
George R. R. Martin has spent almost 30 years writing the same series and is so fat he's gonna have a heart attack and die before he can finish. Sad!

>>85115250
>we will rock you guy
Yea close enough

>>85115205
There isn't much to say about this week's Twin Peaks. Worst episode since 5.

>>85115233

I am looking at her photos, she looks like a "edgy little girl who does drugs and make stupid things just to gain attention" tumblerina.

Hello 4chan friends! I am very glad to see you are enjoying the show! Please look into Transcendental Meditation ® if you are at all interested; I promise it will change your life!

Oh... and Mark wanted me to remind you all to please buy his book. That's all for now friends!

>>85115277
He's making fun of Joe.

>>85115277
Ill give you a hint
David Lynch is known outside of our secret general

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>>85115277
where do i even begin with how fucking weird this is? its like if bill o reilly or sean hannity loved jodorosky.

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>>85115277
Leave poor Joe alone. That intern died on her own, I swear.

David Lynch is a fan of Putin. What a jerk.

>>85115353
Repyblicans (see: mature adults) have good taste in film.

>>85115277
Is this how the movie of Lynch dies???

>>85115396

Funny cuz Lynch is a liberal democrat haha !

>>85115353

Sean Hannity does love Jodorosky. He's talked about it before.

>>85115274
But Game of Thrones is magic and dragons and that shit, so that's not out of place. A 'singing fighter' is just typical fantasy shit.

>>85115233
She wouldn't have been there if Lynch didn't like her or her music. Personally, I'd like the show to go 10 minutes without introducing a new character. But whatever. I'm just saying you have to be fair, Twin Peaks has dumb cameos.

>It's alright when Lynch does it

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>>85115347
>>85115353
>>85115277

how many 60+ year old male black conservatives are there?

now, how many 60+ year old male black conservatives are there who love surrealism?

there are maybe 10 in the entire united states max, and i'm not joking. that has to be the actual figure. i've never seen or heard one black male in my entire life that likes david lynch or likes surrealism. to make him conservative and then to make him over 60. that's unbelievable.

>>85115233
Plus she's pretty much an actress at this point. She was in Baby Driver and that shitty Eli Roth film.

>>85115277
>>85115353
He's Lynchposting because it's an easy way for people to spread his message.

>>85114990
You mean how people are paid here to praise the new season of twin peaks?

>>85115502
>She wouldn't have been there if Lynch didn't like her
Well yeah, directors usually don't cast people they don't like

>>85110453
Han Solo meets Shelley. Was anything in this flick original?

>>85115513

You're a stupid racist. So called black people invented almost every music genre and had high influence in visual and film arts, fuck you with your stereotypes.

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>>85115452
Lynch is more complicated than that. He loved Reagan. He's a 9/11 truther. He's also a cult leader. I wouldn't take political advice from him, just enjoy the art.

>>85115277
Please keep this shit out of this general.

>>85115515
>shitty eli roth film
Which one? There's dozens of them

>>85114276

Rewatch a Log Lady's phone call. Electricity is humming.

>>85115547
Joke's on you, I'm only paid to praise Mark Frost's book, the Secret History of Twin Peaks.

>>85115616
no i want to see what other ultra-conservatives love surrealism and love lynch. lynch himself loved ronald reagan, and in his docs said the 50s were a perfect decade.

>>85115618
The one with Sky Ferreira

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holy shit these are hilarious

>>85115693
I guess that's fine I'd just rather the general not devolve into political discussion.

>>85115693
>the 50s were a perfect decade

because his overprivileged whyte racist family gained their wealth back then

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>>85115727
these are gold though

>cooper flew the coop

top kek

>>85115693
>and in his docs said the 50s were a perfect decade.

I think he was being ironic like how Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet are 50s styled worlds but underneath lay evil.

>>85115693
>the 50s were a perfect decade

yeah for straight white people

>>85115594
he's not a 9/11 truther..

and as much as I wanted transcendental meditation to not be a cult, it kinda is.

>>85115709
since you labeled that caintrain, that reminds me of the hermain cain parody videos that tim heidecker did about cain. cain got youtube to pull them all down. now it seems that cain might've been a fan of tim and eric's comedy since it is so similar to lynch's. this really blows my mind.

>>85115833
He is a truther, or at least was at one point. I saw the interview it was very clear. I'm too lazy to find it.

And yeah, TM is definitely a cult.

>>85115871
interesting, and doesn't surprise me desu.

why does it cost $1000 to do something that supposedly takes 15 minutes to learn?

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>>85115835
those videos might have killed him if he wasn't careful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfRPLbSyiSM&t=315s

>when the 4:36 hits

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>Mark Frost tried to get David Lynch to make a capeshit movie with him

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name a more iconic duo

>>85115871
tm's fascinating. all mediation is self hypnosis. sit straight, close your eyes, think of a word,. repeat that word in your head for 20 minutes, once other thoughts enter your head go back to that word. that's all TM is but they charge you several thousand dollars to give you the word you use.

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>>85115693
in Mark Frosts "The Dirty Secrets of Twin Peaks" he claims David hired Laurie because he wanted to be able to sleep with someone who slept with Reagan himself.

>>85115992
you just know they ate each others muffins

>>85115871
>TM is definitely a cult
Eh... apart from the entrance fee it's really not that cult like. The worst you could say is that it's a scam by forcing you to shell out for something you can learn for free. It's not as if you're life is taken over by an organization ala Scientology

>>85115871
>TM is a cult
It really is. Corporation took a mantra based meditation method and started charging money for it and excommunicating members who realized they spent thousands of dollars on something they could've learned for free.

>>85115502
>singing faggot fits game of thrones

Out that way junkie whores fit twin peaks. Dunno what you're trying to prove here. Sheeran was still shitty fanservice and Sky was used to show how fucked these designer drugs. Why not hire a junkie to play a junkie? They work for change.

>>85116052
But I feel like if you pay them once, that's not the end of it. They know by that point that you're gullible and have deep pockets, they could take advantage of people.

Why does Lynch shill a cult? Why does Mark Frost spend hours everyday shitposting about Trump? I can honestly handle any ideology even commies don't bother me if they don't constantly post about it. Whoever said never meet your heroes was so fucking right.

Kyle is still based, though.

>>85116216

Because they're puppets.

I want to give Dougie some coffee

>>85115798
>David Lynch
>straight and white
>almost exclusively hires white people
>very rarely hires jews
>finds out that liberals will bleed money for celebrity liberals, and it happens to be the only avenue for a Hollywood career, so he claims to be without changing any of his actual views

Makes you think.

>>85116135
I'm not saying one cameo was better than the other, just they both have pointless celebrity cameos so we shouldn't get smug at gotfags.

>>85116211
>that's not the end of it
I'm not super knowledgeable on how TM works but I thought that once you pay the $1000 or whatever, it's good for a lifetime membership and you never need to pay again for the basic instruction. Maybe they might hound you to take additional courses for more money but I have no idea if they do or not.

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Daily reminder that Chad fucked up.

>>85116260
Imagine this.
>Lynch calls musicians over for end credits casting
>Sky comes in and she's shit as usual. >he sees how disgusting she is
>has an open space for a disgusting side character
>takes the opportunity

Lynch can and does hire pieces of shit to play pieces of shit. Look at who he got to play Anthony Sinclair.

>>85116348
They do. Nobody stops taking your money like that, Anon. Also, cults don't go full retard at you off the bat. They don't drop the crazy shit on you until you're already in deep.

Harry S. Truman will be feeling much better and return to the show near the end. Screencap this.

>>85116360

Yeah, Reddit posted about it first though.

>>85116388
Maybe anon. Maybe.

>>85116360
Maybe, maybe not. The show can't even keep text messages consistent.

>>85116360
That thumb

>>85115513

I bet as a percentage more black conservatives love surrealism than black liberals.

>>85115999
well, if you use the wrong word you can fuck your brain up (or so they say).

>>85115513
lol you think he runs his social media himself. that's intern level memeings.

>Thought the casino guys were going to kill Candie after she smacked him with a remote
>they turn out to be pretty nice guys

Honestly surprised me

>>85116360
More like it's a reminder that Lynch is a fucking hack who can not only fuck up last names, but fuck up paychecks to people who are actually important to Twin Peaks (like the Man From Another Place, Michael J. Anderson).

>>85116581
Fuck off you fucking midget

>>85116360
But he would have noticed if there was another letter with Mirium on it. I don't know why its even important since Ben already phoned the police on Richard.

I find David Lynch to have a very aesthetic face.

>>85116581
>but fuck up paychecks to people who are actually important to Twin Peaks (like the Man From Another Place, Michael J. Anderson).
>SORRY LITTLE MAN, BUT I GOTTA PAY ALL THESE BANDS TO PLAY AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE

I LIKE TO KILL DEER

>>85114605
the only difference is he has millions of dollars. poor guy.

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>>85116581
>A FUCKING TREE

>>85115513
https://youtu.be/NbdXSrM0m9w
https://youtu.be/IR5ZZrnXqe8
Really gets that noodle goin

>>85116725
Has the little fellow made any comments about this yet?

I would like to debrief on the Las Vegas subplot, all its twists and turns, particularly regarding the murder attempts. Most references to Dougie refer to DougieCoop.
1) Dopplecoop "hired" Las Vegas businessman and underworld criminal Duncan Todd to kill Dougie because, as MIKE said, "One of you must die." Todd has contacted three separate people to kill Dougie.
A. Lorraine - "the worried woman". She in turn hired two henchmen (one named Gene) to shoot Dougie as he was leaving Jade. They also planted a bomb in Dougie's car. They failed to get a good shot at Dougie, and an unrelated set of car thieves triggered the bomb. After worrying about the unsuccessful murder attempts it appears that she texts the "Jeffries-Box" in Argentina. Her failure to kill Dougie led to Todd hiring:

>>85116581
Why would Lynch want to pay a cripple with dementia? You know he's a big proponent of eugenics, right?

>>85116581

fuck off midget

>>85116800
B. Ike the Spike, who broke his weapon of choice in the process of murdering Lorraine (to punish her and maybe get rid of evidence). He then unsuccessfully attempted to murder Dougie, who tore his palm off. He was later arrested by Detectives Fusco. It is later revealed that the Mitchum brothers independently wanted to kill Ike for unknown reasons. Todd then contacted:
C. Anthony Sinclair, an agent at Lucky 7 Insurance. Earlier, through Dougie's "work" and Bushnell Mullins' reactions, we discover that Sinclair is corrupt and had manipulated a claim investigation in order to cover up arson (working with unseen inspectors Loomis and Stockton). In S3E10 we discover that Sinclair has repeatedly manipulated insurance claims for Todd. In particular, Todd and Sinclair "conspired to deny" a $30 million payout to Todd's business/criminal rivals, the casino-owning Mitchum Brothers (this claim is separate from the claim that Dougie initially responded to; that claim involved covering up arson, this claim involved denying a possibly legitimate claim). Todd requests that Sinclair pin the blame on Dougie, with the hope that the Mitchum Brothers will murder Dougie, but with the caveat that if they don't, Sinclair must do it himself. 2) Separately, and completely coincidentally, the Mitchum Brothers were already looking to kill Dougie for his lodge-enabled casino winnings of $425,000. These winnings, however, lend credence to Sinclair's claim that Dougie has a personal vendetta against them.
3) Also separately, Dougie's gambling and maybe also his prostitution habit led him to take out a $20,000 loan with apparently some low-level thugs. It's not clear if these thugs took any action aside from blackmail (taking pictures of Dougie with Jade) and threatening phone calls, or if they were working with anyone else. Janey-E settled the payment with Dougie's casino winnings.

>>85116581

MJA debunked and exposed that fraud Lynch on his facebook account. I recommend all to read it.

I bet Richard is Audrey and Bad Coops rape baby.
His evil streak is genetically passed down to him by BadCoop.

>David "Fraud and hack" Lynch couldn't bring Ke$ha into his returning show

>so he invited poor mans Ke$ha, some Sky Fereira

>her name is actually Sky

>>85116922
>Ke$ha
Are you stuck in 2010?

>>85116975

I guess you've been stuck in david's butthole.

>>85116975
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P. DIDDY

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>>85116922
Someone actually unironically enjoys ke$ha enough to make this post

>>85117057

Her latest video is more kino than any lynch's movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Dur3uXXCQ

Anyone else reminded of Stephen King's Dark Tower by Season 3? Can't quite put my finger on it, but it seems really similar (I think the way Cooper goes into the real world but gets majorly fucked along the way is kind of similar to Roland in book 3). Let's hope that Lynch doesn't pull a Stephen King and insert himself as a god-character.

>>85116442
the text was explained to be routed through a server in mexico or something in the last episode, it wasn't sent straight from that phone

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>>85117096
Shes a fat, talentless hack that lies about being raped.

>>85117173

She was raped though.

>>85117116
>Let's hope that Lynch doesn't pull a Stephen King and insert himself as a god-character.

Too late. Gordon's room is filled with references to the black lodge, plus Gordon is acting weird and gets too much screentime.

>>85116800
From where Dougie comes from anyway?

>>85117319
He was created by Dopplecoop in 1997.

>>85117319
his penis

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>>85117173

I fucked her in the as at a mansion party in Nashville about ten years ago and nutted in her ass. She didn't even shit it out.

>>85117179
It was proven in a court of law that she lied.

>>85117395
yo bro you ever imagine that the girl was you haha

>>85115934

Spanish is a shitty language.

>>85117548
That's funny since Don Quixote is the greatest book ever written

>>85117578
And?

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>>85117116
I'm happy with whatever happens with Cole. I love the character and him getting more screentime is great in my book. I don't think Gordon will be a god character but he certainly does have some psychic stuff going on (Cooper did too) and will most likely be pretty important.

>>85115693
Lynch said he thought the Regan years were "unifying" but don't try and distort the truth, he's a self-identifying democrat who endorsed Obama and Bernie.

>>85114959
She named her album after a line from FWWM, not to mention she's acted in other stuff too.

>>85117548
t. dumb Americuck who can only speak a bastard version of proper English

>>85115513
>i've never seen or heard one black male in my entire life that likes david lynch or likes surrealism
hi there

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tfw gotfags are litterally missing the most kino show of the year

>>85117729
She was truly dire in The Green Inferno.

>>85117578
Bravo. 1 or two good books tops.

>>85117653
I doubt Lynch is serious about politics, he probably just sees things in his mediation visions and bases his views off that. He said he didn't like Romney cause his name was an anagram for "R Money" and he was "coming to take R Money"

>>85114959
>filler
I keep seeing this word applied to this despite a lot if shit happening each and every episode that ends up playing out in the plot.

Are phone gazers everywhere missing all this?

>>85115693
>>85117653
Lynch doesn't strike me as a particularly political person, and I doubt he aligns ideologically with either side

>>85117732
>>>/pol/

>>85111226
That one's better, aside from the "In a town like Twin Peaks..."

The flame on the new one is too overdone and the title font looks better with the red border.

>>85117777
Fuck em. Less happened in the got premiere than half of yesterdays episode of Twin Peaks. Only 6 episodes left, D&D.

>>85111723
collective consciousness anon

>>85117801
He's not overly political, but he explicitly identifies as a democrat and always has.

>>85117795
I think the pacing of the episodes when watched individually just throws some people off. I marathoned the first eight parts on the Fourth of July and was frankly amazed at how quickly so much happened.

>>85117893
My guess its the number of dialogue-free scenes.
Despite so little happening in GoT there was no shortage of conversation, mostly expositional.

>>85115789
they don't even have any relevance to what he's tweeting
it's just "lol twin peaks reference aha"

>>85117578
That's not Moby Dick

>>85117949
>Hermain Cain is too dumb and black and republican to understand my patrician work of art

>>85116360
An alias?

If not that's a pretty stupid blunder.

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>>85117995
yes because this fits perfectly
clearly some attempt public relations to look like "one of us"

>>85117857
The entire plot of this season leaked last fall and nothing happens until the last episode. The last 7 are gonna be a total clusterfuck.

>>85115671
>he doesen't preemptively shill for The Final Dossier coming out in October preorders are open already and it will explain any leftover doubts from the final season check it out also available in audiobook form
it's like you don't want Mr. Frost to give you your bonus for fuck's sake larry

>>85115594
His "love" of Reagan is way overblown by conservatives trying to push a false narrative (look up the quote its based on, its extremely innocuous) and he's not a truther, he simply said he had "questions."

>>85118128
One of who? The viewers of a cult television show with poor ratings?
If he was looking for effective PR he would be using GOT pictures.

>>85118145
You're kidding. How embarrassing.

>>85118128
Looks like Bobby's giving a "you gotta be fucking kidding me" look.

>>85118204
this makes him look a little interesting and alternative
you're right GOT is more popular today but most people have heard about twin peaks
>>85118297
why did he need a twin peaks picture for that

Jhonny :(
poor guy
poor sensitive spoilers guy

>>85118307
>why did he need a twin peaks picture for that

Do you not know what a reaction image is? How do you get past the captcha?

>>85118200
Even having questions about some things will get you labeled a tin foil hat guy by some people.

What if Mariam sent the letter to Harry instead of Frank and that's why there wasn't a letter with her name on it at the station? All we know is that she sent the letter to a Sherrif Truman

so janey-e and sonny jim are inevitably going to be murdered, just like everybody else that gets close to coop. motherfuckers girlfriends keep getting killed

>>85117553
Is...is that the jumping man ?

>>85118354
there are millions of reaction images online, he could have chosen any one of them
or actually stated himself he thought the statement was ridiculous instead of pandering to children with funny meme pics

>>85118443
I'm kind of torn about this potentially happening. After all the Dougie scenes and especially with this episode Janey-E getting closer than she initially was with Cooper I kind of want Cooper to settle down with her after resolving this season. But killing them off would be worse than pretty much everything else in the season so far and would definitely elicit emotion.

>>85118443
>Cooper will never be happy again
Face it guys, even if Cooper really comes back, he will never be the same Cooper from the first two seasons.

>>85117617

I reckon he's so involved in blue rose cases for a reason, even if he's better suited as a handler than a field agent.

>>85116760
he accused lycnh of raeping his daughter and killing jack nance

>>85118524
Yeah what're the odds that he'd pick an image from a currently airing show he happens to like. Crazy.

Friendly reminder that Richard Horne is Johnny's son, and it makes the home invasion scene all that more heartbreaking.

>>85118574
He's been happier where he currently is than he's ever been.

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>>85118734
>be Johnny
>just want to go fast
>get raped by your nurse one night
>she gets pregnant
>19 years later, that son starts to terrify you and your family

>>85118793
>implying Richard isn't the product of Audrey raping Johnny

>>85118037
Yeah, it's pretty stupid, especially since Miriam has never said her last name in the show. TP is a small town, Chad probably knows exactly who Miriam is (same reason why Richard had no trouble finding her). So I think it was the right letter. I also think that Lucy - or even the mailman as he was driving away - might have seen him stick the letter in his shirt.

>>85118733
pretty good if he's pandering

What if naido judy thanks

>>85117860
Synchronicity actually (not collective unconscious) if you want to get into it but it's really just a mental grid. You're confronted with so much noise every single second that you need to filter a lot of it out. When you have anything on the mind and start looking for it, you suddenly start seeing it more everywhere and it feels like a big coincidence; but really it's always been there and you're just seeing it now because your were consciously or not looking for it. Good reason to have a positive outlook in life, even though it's easier said than done.

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>>85119008
>>85119008

>>85114230
t. Mike Love from The Beach Boys