Big BOBS big Maze Edition!
>>84659072 that was then
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw
Damn, thats piper!?
The X-Files is canon.
>>84664645
James is so dreamy
>>84664642
Denise/Mulder is very real
>>84664645
Actually he didn't kill that guy, Josie did and paid him to take the blame.
>>84664791
Same actor, different character. TXF also had Don S. Davis, Michael Horse, and Michael J. Anderson.
>>84664642
>>84664814
Are you actually a mental retard?
David Bowie scenes confirmed. I worked on the set. Won't say anything more.
>>84664894
Is your dad work at CEO of Nintendo?
David Bowie scenes confirmed. I'm David Lynch's son. Won't say anything more.
>>84664954
Did he full on rape your sister and murder Jack Nance?
Mark Frost here. Bowie definitely not in the new season. Please buy my book. Thanks
Michael J Anderson here. I made a huge mistake by not being in the new season because I probably would have been critical to the plot and it would have been the most exposure I had in years. Won't say anything more.
David Bowie scenes confirmed. I'm David Bowie. Won't say anything more.
>he's still watching season 3
LMAO
>>84665054
its not even 8am in croatia what are you a wagecuck
>>84665054
>he got lynched
>>84664954
Holy fuck I just looked at Lynch's bio on wikipedia; dirty fucker has four kids, each from a different marriage.
>>84665038
What's your opinion on Judaism?
Holy fuck I just looked at Dougies bio on wikipedia; dirty fucker has a bad life, each form dougie jones
It was confirmed Agent Cooper never gets his groove back. I'm Madchen Amick. Won't Say Anything More.
>>84664880
what
>>84665093
How is that dirty? Vanilla as fuck for a director I assume.
Windom Earle here, what are you favorite Lovecraft stories?
You got lynched. I'm David Lynch. Won't say anything more.
Don't ask me how I know. Gordon Cole is the next host for BOB. Won't say anything more
>>84665157
Rats in the walls. You were a hacky character, you peaked when trannying up as the log lady and stealing Pete's truck
I've seen all 18 episodes and read The Final Dossier. I'm from Croatia. Won't say anything more.
The Dark Knight Rises is canon. I'm Alon Aboutboul and I reprised my role as Dr. Pavel this season. Won't say anything more.
P.S. don't listen to these memers trying to steal my cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6NNCb9rLg
>>84665157
I'm a really big fan of The Whisperer in Darkness. The new season of Twin Peaks is taking clear inspiration from The Shadow Over Innsmouth and I am very excited about that. The Call of Cthuhlu game based on the Shadow of Innsmouth was very good.
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
Is Inland Empire genius or garbage?
I want to fucking die. Won't say anything more.
>>84665143
Maybe so, but his last kid was born only 5 years ago.
Dr Pavel I'm CIA. You don't get to to bring friends. Won't say anything more.
>>84665263
>The new season of Twin Peaks is taking clear inspiration from The Shadow Over Innsmouth
how
The behind the scenes of Inland Empire are the than the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyr8w6qKK6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLry85Twhno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6NNCb9rLg
Grichka here. My brother and I wrote the quick rundown as a distraction from the truth. Won't say anything more.
>The Shadow Over Innsmouth
Care to draw visual, literal, or thematic parallels as I don't see many?
>>84665309
If you cant tell by watching you are retarded
Dougie Jones. Call for help. Wont say more.
:(
>>84665353
>I won't say how but it's obvious you fucking idiot. Won't say anything more
>>84665264
wait a second
>>84665353
either explain yourself or shut the fuck up with your pseudointellectualism
>>84665422
KEITH
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>>84664880
You might be since you think a transvestite chief of the FBI is also a normal-ranking non-transvestite FBI man. And apparently that the hotel owner in X-Files 2x20 is also a magical demon made from someone's arm.
>>84665422
/tpg/ already knows this you stupid nigger
>>84665353
>>84665422
The themes of the new season and parts of the season 2 are very reminecent. There was a recurring theme in the last episodes of S2 that peoples hands start shaking uncontrollably. They are near water, and there are woods there too. I've read The Shadow of Innsmouth and I know what I'm talking about. I know you probably havent read it but you really should trust me.
>>84665379
jade here
WAT DA FUUCK DUGE I TOL U 2 CALL 4 HELP FUCK Y U B SO DAMN AUTISTICS AND SHIT DUGE DO I GOT 2 GIVE U A RIDE DUGE??
!?!?1?11/
WAT DA FUCK U B DOIN ON 4CHINZ?!?!/1/1?1/
DUGE CCALL ME!!111
>>84665422
lynch references his own childhood in everything he does
>>84664642
This, but only the mytharc episodes. Greys are blakc lodge Bounty Hunters are white lodge
>>84665489
That's not how she speaks you racist faggot kys desu senpai
>>84665489
Careful, the administration of /tv/ has Jade / Nafessa Williams as their "waifu" on the same level as Jessica Biel. That's a 3-day ban at least.
Twin Peaks is based off of Shadow Over Innsmouth. I'm Mark Frost. I wont say anything else.
>>84665610
What were your specific inspirations?
>>84665650
I hate niggers. I'm HP Lovecraft. I wont say anything more.
>>84665489
If you're gonna be racist at least try to make it funny.
This is a raped and murdered teenage girl. Say something nice to her!
>>84665650
He said he wouldn't say anything else. What's wrong with you?
>>84665489
stop trying to fit it and be an individual.
>>84665486
>peoples hands start shaking uncontrollably. They are near water, and there are woods there too
every time michael j fox is on the west coast it's like shadow over innsmouth
reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>>84665499
It's all canon IMO.
>>84665686
you too
>>84665674
But you love cats and called your cat'nigger man' gotta be some love there, Howie.
>>84665706
that kid has such a punchable face. why are child actors so ruthlessly unlikable?
>>84665689
I don't respect boundaries
>>84665740
godless redditors think it's fun to hate children
I guess I'm just kinda dumb, but it was bothering me all this time why Bob possessing Coop made him a totally different person, unlike Leland who was still himself 90% of the time. Then I finally realized it's because it's not Coop at all, it's just his evil twin from the Lodge, and he's not as possessed as he is just a vehicle that he's letting Bob use because they're both malicious. I feel a whole lot better now and feel like I sort of know what's been going on now.
>>84665489
this reads off like a sweet dee stand up comedy act
>>84665686
>ywn save her and cuddle with her in your comfy early 90s apartment watching vhs tapes
>>84665816
When she kills or when she does her weird bird puke?
Please don't let Twin Peaks is inspired by Shadow Over Insmouth become the new /tpg/ meme. Dunkey is much better. I'm Kyle Maclachlan. Can't say any more.
>>84665881
not enough people read books for that to become a meme
>>84665881
But, Kyle. Racial tension makes these boards so much more enlightening.
>>84665706lol
>>84665801
this is how art works. you haven't "solved" the puzzle, you've found what works for you.
>>84665881
>trying to get me to force your meme
TWIN PEAKS INSPIRED SHADOW OVER INNSMOUTH I LIVE NEXT TO DUNKY
>>84665936
Shut up, Frost.
>>84664954
Also, Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>84665801
Leiland isn't Coop just like Laura wasn't/isn't. Each having different reactions to possession but Coop got tricked in the S2 finale into having his conciousness split into two parts. It makes sense to me that a a Bob possessed Coop would be much more methodical than a Bob possessed Leiland.
>>84666096
The big difference is that Leland was fighting Bob while Dopelcoop welcomes him
Lewiston, ID here.
Did anyone else in the Northwest feel a subtle shake/sway? After I felt it, I looked up and the ceiling lamps were swaying back and forth.
>>84666087
This is true.
I can confirm.
I'm David Lynch.
Can't say anymore.
>>84666087
Eddie Vedder here. Can confirm but won't say anymore.
>>84666150
Yes I assumme he approached with 'imperfect courage' and sacrificed part of himself for Annie, creating Dopel Coop, then Bob possessing that and leaving the waiting room and running rampant, impregnating Audrey in a coma and raping Diane.
>>84666151Missoula, MT here. Yes, I felt it.
>>84666308
can someone post the FULL list of off-creen crimes of bob cooper
>>84666151
Yes. NW MT here.
Do you ever just sit and wonder who killed Jack Nance?
>>84666308
Their conciousness seems to split after Dougie Jones melts in the waiting room, Coops enters the Vegas world as a happy but caring dementia patient and Bob Coop goes even more reptilian.
>>84666523
You really don't need Sherlock Holmes for this one
>>84664645
JFC why those colors?
>>84666523
I can't find that documentary yet
Someone please post that webm of dancing drunk Laura from FWWM.
And also the one from around the same scene where she's bothering Bobby (the one that was always posted along "this is a cosmic being sent by aliens to save the world. say something nice to her")
>>84666569
Is that DoppelLynch? he looks evil as fuck
>>84666523
Story goes that he went full Bukowski after his Wife's death and got in a deadly barfight.
>>84666150
Then wouldn't it make more sense for Leland/Bob to have more Leland about him and there to be conflict and the Coop vessel to be more empty as it's split in two?
Both Laura and Leland have cataract eyes in lodge scenes though so maybe everybody turns out to have doppels if they visit the waiting room.
Is Eraserhead worth watching?
What I am NOT asking: Do you pretend to enjoy Eraserhead to impress autists on /tv/?
What I am actually asking: Is Eraserhead worth watching?
So is it?
>>84664597
wow that was easy. twin peaks is shit.
fags.
>>84666901
Yes.
I don't pretend to like anything and it's very decent.
>>84666867
Every person that enters the red room has a doppelganger
>>84666901
Its neat.
>>84666918
>Almost two hours and posted like a proud Sonny Jim
>>84666327
>>84666371
Okay, yeah, it seems there was an earthquake in Montana.
It's weird that I could feel it too since I live 5 and a half hours away and it was a minor quake.
>>84667028
So, Coop's a cold ass reptilian motherfucker when he gets possessed, Leland is a manic rapist/song and dance man/ still owns it as a lawyer when possessed, and Laura is a massive druggy whore when possessed.
The difference being Bob/Coop breaking the rules because he's only supposed to get 25 years. Hence the split, right?
>>84667160
Laura never got posessed (BOB wanted to but never could)
Coop's reptilian because he doesn't have a soul, he's a manufactured doppelganger intended to harbour BOB
>>84666901
Yes. It's cool.
Unlike most of Lynch's latter surrealist films, which are kind of meant to be analyzed and interpreted, I'm pretty sure Eraserhead is just meant to be "experienced". Here, you can tell all the weird shit is also related to the main character's psychology, they represent his feelings of anxiety, fear and stress and all that; but I'm pretty sure Lynch didn't put much thought into the meaning of each scene. He didn't want the audience to sit and wonder what it all meant, he just wanted to show them nightmarelike stuff (and it was kind of unique when it came out). As long as you keep that in mind, it's pretty cool to watch.
>>84667039
just saw this thread 4 minutes before posting that. lmao kill yourself, seud
>>84667160
>The difference being Bob/Coop breaking the rules because he's only supposed to get 25 years. Hence the split, right?
I don't really understand this question
>>84667217
Yes, Seems now Laura's spirit resisted Bob eventually but he was there in FWWM, she chose to die instead of being taken completely and the return makes this seem a big deal .
>>84665801
I wonder if now that BOB is out of doppleCoop whether he'll also be DougieCoop levels of retard? Two tard Coops in the same episodes, it's a repice for pure kino if ever there was one.
>tfw you find out missoula is a real place
>>84667277
Apologies for being rhetorical. There seems to be a 25 year timer on this possession stuff, it ran out on Bob and he's trying to dodge the cosmic rules, hence Coop going back into his fake Doppel and Bob/Coop clearly losing mental faculties
>>84667408
HE SHOOK THE WORLD
>>84667412
You're assuming good Coop is gonna fuse with DoppelCoop or some shit, not, they're separate entities
>>84667371
He is Dougie Coop levels of retard, just with darker intentions. He pulls an unloaded gun on a guy who's lady he murdered and speaks in a very basic manor similar to Dougie Coop but with a Bob pulling strings.
>>84667499
Not sure if they are. Mike said one needs to kill the other.
>>84667371
>>84667501
DougieCoop died in the lodge, Normal Coop is the retarded one
>>84667541
They didn't split. Like I said before, every person who enters the lodge has a doppelganger
>>84666151
I used to live in Lewiston. You have my condolences.
>>84667554
Dougie Jones died in the waiting room, or at least got turn into a tiny gold sphere. Dougie Coop is who walks around Las Vegas owning it and having the best luck ever.
>>84667601
''Dougie Coop'' is just the normal Coop though, idk why you call him Dougie
>>84666151
>>84666327
>>84666371
>>84667581
>>84667148
>Lynch's meme magic at work
Fug.
>>84667648
It's going to be a slow haul if he's normal coop but there is a progression of him gaining his Coopness back. Was spelled out by Mike that one has to kill the other so I think Dougie/Coop works until that happens.
Have you neo-socialist pilled like Lovecraft yet. Hating the status quo of the republicans and democrats while adopting a conservative stance in youth out of fear, yet opening up in embarrassment of my former prejudices post marriage and evolving as a writer beyond it - yet feeling anxious over how Shadow over Innsmouth is a throwback to the old works.
>>84667224
Sounds interesting. I never heard it described as nightmarish. I'll give it a go. Thank anon.
>>84667791
He probably just hated naggars. Democrats were the naggar-hatin' party till about the 60s.
>>84667861
the switch was in the 20's
>>84667371
Bozo, did Doppel–Cooper try to force his way through an AC socket in DC mode?
>>84667861
They still hate niggers.
>>84667882
Then why did Lyndon B. Johnson say "we'll have those niggers voting Democrat for the next 50 years"?
>>84668216
He never said that. Only a moron could believe that any politician has ever had that much foresight.
>>84668283
>niggers are useless and rely on free shit to get by
not really foresight desu
>>84668283
"These Negroes, they’re getting pretty uppity these days and that’s a problem for us since they’ve got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we’ve got to do something about this, we’ve got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don’t move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there’ll be no way of stopping them, we’ll lose the filibuster and there’ll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It’ll be Reconstruction all over again."
Yeah no president would ever espouse false values in order to secure votes for his party.
>>84667601
What's the relationship between Dougie's tiny gold sphere and the bowling ball size one the Giant made of Laura?
>>84668369
the black hatred was generalized though, the Democrats were just smart enough to gain their vote with gibs
>>84668369
He never said that either. LBJ was not a racist. His party was racist, but he very much was not.
>>84668394
Alchemy's goal is not just the transmutation of matter into gold, but also the refinement of the human soul into gold.
— Jack Parsons to L. Ron Hubbard, "The Secret History of Twin Peaks"
>>84668428
Even your precious SJeW fatty team Snopes gives that as his direct quote in the matter. Deal with it.
>>84668394
Maybe the golden balls are souls, and Dougie Jones' was so small because he's just a hollow manufacturing of a person.
Sunday is too far away bros
>>84668462
lol Snopes is run by a libertarian. Just because your side dwells in delusion doesn't mean that everybody grounded in reality is an SJW.
>tfw audrey horne will never digest you
>tfw no 119 gf to play poker and blow up balloons with
>>84668498
>a libertarian
>the couple that started it both donated to Hdawg
try harder
>>84668554
Source?
Oh wait, here it is:
/tpg/, did YOU kill Rita?
Tell me about Judy
OC
>>84668676Best girl
>>84668394
Dougie's sphere is real gold. Laura's one is more orange / translucent.
>>84668676
I don't think I've ever seen anyone mention that the arm's new head closely resembles the tree pitch gum that the log lady chews.
>>84664529
>>84669087
>>84669087
Where are those pictures of the stamps from 8-year-old Log Lady and Carl the trailer park man's knee-pits located in their episodes? The UFO and the abduction mark. Speaking in terms of actual Twin Peaks canon here, not Wikipedia quotes (read those sentences earlier when I looked them up musing Secret History)
>>84668442
Why the fuck would Parsons tell Hubbard that
That's like Western Mystery Tradition 101
>>84669414
He was wearing the owl cave ring at the time and giving up deepest lore also though. In context he was saying that it is actually done, muttering "the magician longs to see" and stuff, wondering if / how many people trapped in the wood in his Parsonade. I think he was on the coca-ine.
Him and L. Ron Hubbard apparently later opened a glass box type gate to the weird thing or maybe the lodge if he still had the ring. Seems like he went beyond lodge access into a glass box type situation with no electricity.
This was fucking trash compared to Lynch's other films
>>84669573
Opinion discarded.
>>84667791
sut da fuck up
Im a brainlet and somebody explain episode 8 for me please.
>>84669732
Don't worry everyone on /tpg/ is a brainlet. Just pretend you know what's going on and post "L Y N C H E D" in reply to anyone that says they don't get it.
>>84669773
Thank you.
>>84664597
When the out-of-town blondebitch in season 2 killed her boyfriend-with-the-forehead in defending James, a certain music score went, which usually implied BOB was involved. DID THIS IMPLY BOB????
>>84669773
>>84664645
Breddy gud vucking boint.
>>84664642
>>84665499
Oh fuck off, I work with fag just like you guys.
Except he thinks X Files is a deliberate spinoff.
>>84664990
Yes, I was at a donut shop and punched him in the head.
I need more Rhonda.
>>84665093
Wait, really? And he's actually American...
Why did I always assume Lynch was a gay britfag?
Alright, /tpg/, I want people who enjoy Season 3 to post things they dislike about it.
>>84665054
>he's watching Twin Peaks garbage in general thinking it's unironically master kino beyond simple entertainment
>>84669978
Name current TV shows that are better than Twin Peaks.
>>84669936
>And he's actually American
Why would you ever assume different?
>>84665157
/lit/ here.
The ONLY story worth reading by Lovecraft is the Colour Out of Space.
>>84669987
Current? Maybe Black Mirror and Portlandia. Past? I honestly can only say maybe Breaking Bad, and Ideal(UK). That is, quality-written.
>>84669936
>Why did I always assume Lynch was a gay britfag?
Have you ever even heard him talk? Jesus Christ
>>84669987
GoT
>>84670009
Wrong.
>>84670008
>>84670041
I hadn't watched a video a interview until I tried to make sense of how retarded Mulholland was. And after that, yes, it was clear he was Northern as fuck.
>>84670059
>how retarded Mulholland was
Cease posting.
>>84670054
Argue me, pls.
Oh by the way, even TCooS was shit, but it was best of it. Lovecraft was an autist and relied on pure fluff and purple prose.
>>84669936
Lynch is like the least British person you will ever meet.
>>84670072
It was a mess and a failure. Only devout Lynchfags would appreciate it.
>>84670043
Fuck off.
>>84670131
I'm serious. TP might be the only experimental tv show, but GoT is fundamentally better.
>>84670124
You're talking about Inland Empire.
>>84670124
Sure
http://www.newsweek.com/david-lynch-classic-mulholland-drive-voted-best-movie-21st-century-492688
>>84670192
Lol. Memento was only good because of editing, and there were two films by Coen Brothers, neither of which were Raising Arizona
>relying on this psued shit list
>SHIGGY DIGGY CHEEKI BREEKI
>>84670174
GoT is pulp trash. I'll agree it's goddamned entertaining, but it achieves absolutely nothing (other than proving how suckered we all all for delving our lives into an escapist wasteland where we devout our free minds to meaningless entertainment, of course.)
>>84669932
if you insist
>>84670288
>>84669932
updated
>>84670288
>Come pee in my mouth anon. Oh you want to do it under the desk?
>>84670288
>>84670358
>>84669932
double updated
>>84667501
>>84667371
I don't think either of them is supposed to be retarded just because there's two of them, good coop seemed perfectly coopish even after 25 years in the lodge, I think the problem is he replaced a manufactured human instead of areal one.
>>84668676
From what episode is this?
>>84670487
S02E01 about 30 minutes in, Maddy and Donna are at the Double R Diner.
>>84670399
I love Dougie so much.
Kyle better fucking win that emmy
>>84670514
Thanks buddy. Keep up the good work.
>>84670538
thanks, anon
>>84665486
>>84665353
>>84665263
You are full of shit.
I have read the Shadow Over Innsmouth.
There is very little thematic overlap, if any.
Lovecraft's overarching theme is fear of racial degeneration and race mixing, the idea that primal forces would make manking regress into a primitive state, which he expresses through the pale blue half-dagonite hybrids in Innsmouth. Another idea is mankind's insignificance when confronted with the cosmic horrors. His characters often go mad, or are unable to cope, an overarching motif is their helplessness when confronted with the unknown.
Lynch's overarching theme is exploring the shady underside of society (Casinos, drug dealing, mass murderers) and trying to find out what lurks beneath. His characters may be temporarily confused and incapacitated, but they are never helpless and they confront the supernatural. Mankind in Lynch's work is a sideshow to the supernatural, but never irrelevant as in Lovecraft's work. Humans in Twin Peaks have a purpose in the grand scheme of things, the spirits contact them. Their stories and decisions matter.
Just because both stories happen in small reclusive towns doesn't mean they are similar. Twin Peaks is a utopian little community united in a love for the simple things (cherry pie, coffee, nature) with a seedy underside (prostitution, drugs, murder). Innsmouth is a backwards, 100% creepy, reclusive community where every outsider feels uncomfortable the minute they step in.
Next time don't try to be a pretentious asshole because we can tell there's no substance behind your façade.
>>84670601
Good post.
>>84664645
>Donna refuses to hear the truth about her father
Wasn't it exactly the opposite? She was pressuring her parents to tell her the truth straight and they were always fucking trying not to talk about it at all. Heck doc hayward was the one that didn't want to talk things through
>Mr. Marsh and Malcolm Sloan die
How does this make anyone a monster
>James and Donna involved Maddy in their search: She died
This is like saying "Ben Horne talked to Laura Palmer: She died". Their investigation didn't affect her death.
The rest I kinda can agree with.
Besides there's a thing called intent too. Hank tried. He was a failure through and through, but he tried. Also he put Leo Johnson in a terrible position at least. The way you picture things in that we could even say that he's responsible for leo + spiders somehow.
>>84670601
6/10 post.
1 point reducted for relying on an image for visibility.
2 points reducted for anime girl reaction image.1 point deducted as I'm still mad about Lucky Star 10 years later
>>84666918
autism is a hell of a drug
>>84670039
>>84670043
Awful taste.
>>84670763
You know, you could, I dunno, like, agree the point and assert your a opinion here, but, like, I dunno, whatever...
>>84670636
Thank you.
>>84670677
I always post anime reaction images when I'm making a serious point. I enjoy the contrast between the maturity of a properly-reasoned argument and the childish smug nature of an anime face.
was this the best scene of the entire series?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI
>>84671554
>>84671554
Objectively yes.
>>84665489
best post in the history of /TPG/. Never stop being who you are my love.
>>84671554
Best scene:
https://youtu.be/c5WC0TW_0qc
Second best:
https://youtu.be/R69J4TGgkbs
>>84664954
hell god baby damn yes
>>84666151
>>84666327
>>84666371
Say, do you happen to be close to Yellowstone?
t. Eurofag
>>84664954
tell him to release the deleted scenes from Eraserhead
>>84666601
Igot it off of the pirate bay I think
it's a sad watch
>>84671554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFwoPwWYIBI#t=4.126022
>>84671554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBl-BuEIV8
>>84665157
The Horror of Dunwich for president
>>84670009
Anon, pic related for ya
>>84670080
Come back when you have your story about monsters from out of space that can make you lose your mind.
Or, another option, shut the fuck up.
>>84670601
Good talking.
I noticed that the cities (or parts of cities, like Red Hook) in which Lovecraft's stories take places they're usually rotten to the core. And the main character is usually the only sane/civilised/arian person in the bunch.
Also, I think that the Shadow over Innsmouth is one of the few (except Kadath, but is a dream..) in which you feel the presence of a high number of "people", instead of the majority of novels where you can count the players on your hands... Howard was a loner.
Also, we should stop trying to seek resemblances between Lynch and Lovecraft. It's diffierent. Very yrev different.
Sheryl Lee is CUTE!!
does anyone know if Out of The Furnace (2013) is a good movie? worth watching?
>>84671727
The BOB/Maddy scene is pretty overrated desu
>>84672406
It's a decent movie but pretty forgettable.
>>84671554
Don't have a vid or anything but somewhere around the end of S2 there's the scene where the entrance into the Black Lodge opens up and the scene is shot so wonderfully.
We see the tiny pond surrounded by sycamore trees and then there's a light beam through which we see Bob's arm push into our world and then the rest of his body materializes in the darkness.
The camera then approaches the pond and the lights come on and we see the red curtains and hear the Lodge music.
100% kino.
>>84665157
Sweet Ermengarde.
Did anyone found out what was the deal with "this is the water..." being in this commercials website?
>wanted to post something earlier in the thread
>4chan was kill
>come back here, everything working again
>forget what I wanted to post
it was probably some stupid fucking meme anyway
>>84672650
nope, but it seems it is probably someway affiliated with Lynch. No one knows anything more.
Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind, a good person and CUTEST!
>>84672659
literally me too
guys do you think got will eat tp's lunch, as far as normie attention goes?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/04/05/mark_frost_s_the_secret_history_of_twin_peaks_shows_just_how_bad_twin_peaks.html
FROST AND BOOKFAGS BTFO
Post yfw you try to refresh /tpg/ but the board is down for hours
what's the deal with the Buenos Aires scene? will they pull a Dexter and send characters into exile there?
A cute maid returns!
>>84672740
>doesn't like real life conspiracies
what a brainlett
>>84672740
>reading Slate
lmao good one my man
also fucking let me post ree
>>84672718
It's always about the newest, hottest thing for normalfags so some of their attention will probably be switched to GoT primarily
>>84672748
>>84672846
the face you make when despite you thinking it would be hard, you sit on daddy's big long oiled up dick and it slides in smoothly and easily all the way to the nuts
'FROG MOTHS' CONFIRMED LYNCH CANON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSP-ewdJYJc
8 min mark
/tpg/ is finally back!
Missed you fucks.
>>84664597
When is part 9 out?
>>84672889
Missed you too, anon
Oh good I can finally stop using the sgdq general on /v/ to shitpost about Twin Peaks
Alright anons, who is going to the SDCC stuff?
>>84672896
CROATIA
>>84672878
No lewd please
Hugs not fugs
>>84672238
I was actually looking for a solid argument.
Congratulations, you won the thread, pleb.
>>84672908
so that's when they announce season 4: return harder
right?
>>84672207
Absolute pleb. You probably like Stephen King too.
was 4ch down?
>>84672918
>Hugs not fugs
Best and correct spirit
>>84672989
ya, for like 2 3 hours
>>84672417
You're pretty wrong
>>84672918
Sheryl herself disagrees, faggot.
David Lynch got hiro to take 4chan down for a few hours so that he could rape and kill some of our regulars without them being able to quickly make a post about him being in their house and doing his thing.
>>84672523
I think it's the end of the third-to-last episode. It's cool because throughout the episode there's a lot of images of BOB/spirit influence coming through the divide
>>84670039
Black Mirror is trash
>>84673089
>not 'David Lynch raped Hiro'
w0w
>>84670039
wew lad this better be b8
>>84672888
I'm watching that YouTube video while playing Audrey's Dance from the OST.
It is the best thing that happened to me all week.
Thank you.
>>84673080
>tfw I cum in seconds
>>84672740
greentext or archive motherfucker
>>84670039
i like black mirror and portlandia but they're not even comparable to tp
terrible taste familia
>>84669830
No, it implied the editors were lazy and reusing previously specific music because they needed a "dark" theme.
diane was actually the tape, in the tape recorder.
>>84672973
It's gotta happen at this point. Too suspicious of Showtime to list Twin Peaks: The Return as a separate show with a SEASON 1 designation.
>>84673358
i think it'll happen too desu, it's a prestige series for showtime, they probably enjoyed the new subscribers to their streaming service, the actors all seem excited and on board for more, and fans will obviously watch. and not that important but frost actually doesn't have a life and will be on board with anything tp. it all depends on wether lynch wants to do it or not
>>84669830
At the end of Episode 7 of The Return, Windom Earle's Motif plays alongside Sleep Walk over the credits. I think they just use music regardless of what it was originally intended for.
>>84673280
Basically, says Frost's book is garbage. Bunch of generic conspiracy theories, doesn't capture the mystery or intrigue Lynch puts into the show.
JUDY
Some anon mentioned quite a number of times that Kyle's hair looks off in the office scenes in FWWM. However, in the red room scenes & other scenes, it looks fine. Was this on purpose? He also acts a bit different in those scenes. Was he suppose to look disheveled because he was so worried about his dream?
>>84673482
It's written by a woman who was mad that pie and coffee can't be translated into text.
>>84673482
does lynch has no say in this? the book does nothing but cheapen the show, and the fact that the show now references the bs in the book makes it even worse. frost shouldn't have been allowed to write this shit, and there's gonna be one more after the return concludes which means there will be open plots that will be resolved in that book
overall, a fucking mess
>>84673552
Frost wrote the new season with Lynch before writing the book, though.
Twin Peaks
>>84673609
this t b h senpai
>>84673552
you could always do what Lynch does
just don't read them
no one is forcing you
& as if these are the first Twin Peaks related books
The show gets a 4th season, but Cooper is recast. He is played by David Schwimmer. Do you accept this timelime?
>>84673080
Tantric sex is an ancient Hindu practice that has been going for over 5,000 years, and means 'the weaving and expansion of energy'.
It's a slow form of sex that's said to increase intimacy and create a mind-body connection that can lead to powerful orgasms.
Tantric sex - or Tantra as it's often known - can be done by anyone interested in rebooting their sex life and finding new depth to their love-making.
The good news is Tantric sex isn't 'goal oriented', which means you don't have to work hard at learning what to do.
The trick is to take your mind off your orgasm and instead focus on making foreplay enjoyable and rewarding until you're ready to take it to its natural end.
This is easier said than done of course, so to delay orgasm Tantric sex experts use a variety of methods including meditative techniques, breath control and massage.
As Tantric sex is all about intimacy between two partners, the following exercises can help you get a hang of Tantra:
1. Try the heart breath to tune into each other. Stand opposite one another and look into each other's eyes placing your left hand on your partner's heart. He should then place his hand over your left one and you should try to match each other's breathing for at least two minutes.
2. Sit face-to-face (this works better if you sit in his lap). Wrap your arms as tightly around one another and press your body against each other. This kind of skin contact promotes greater feelings of intimacy.
3. Ensure you move and breathe slowly during sex (it can help to avoid any position that you know makes you orgasm easily) and work towards a gradual build-up of pleasure. The more slowly you can allow your feelings and sensations to build up, the more intense your eventual orgasm will be.
It's very much a hugs > fugs and not about lewd
>>84672740
It's canon, stay mad
>>84673691
I think I'd even prefer it
>>84665157
The Nameless City is the best
>>84673691
Schwimmer is the king of cringe comedy, how does he fit in TP?
Reminder that the book references the show and not the other way around. Stop buying into Frost's shilling and ignore the shitty book.
>>84666901
>people pretend to enjoy things
you're an insufferable retard, don't bother watching it, you're just going to come here and complain about how you got lynched
>>84673823
Reminder that the book is canon no matter how upset you get
>>84673823
last episode is all Frost you dingus
Reminder that downplaying Frost's contributions to Twin Peaks is the telltale sign of a TP bandwagoner.
>>84673935
Doesn't change the fact that your book is a piece of turd.
Get your own opinions. Secret History is well-liked by Twin Peaks fans pretty much everywhere except the teenage bandwagon echo chamber of /tv/. Stop letting anons form opinions for you.
>>84670227
Most people who like Mulholland don't even like the rest of Lynch's stuff
You don't have to be ashamed of being a pleb, bud
BUY MY BOOK
>>84674074
>Most people who like Mulholland don't even like the rest of Lynch's stuff
[citation needed]
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>>84674339
Will 311 play at the roadhouse?