/bb/ Big Brother 19

I hope Queen Nicole hosts all future comps :3

post feet

really wish i could stop watching this silly show

>>84440021
Nth for showfags

C H R I S T M A S

Michigan accent got my dick diamonds

WHY DO THEY HAVE NICOLE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS AND THEN HAVE A FUCKING PAUL DR SAYING THE INSTRUCTIONS LITERALLY SECONDS AFTER GOD DAMMIT FUCK CBS

>People saying Kevins punishment was dumb
>he has to throw a team comp

fucking kek this season is great so far

These threads have been shit ever since we've gotten rid of the "general" handle.

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>mfw josh saves kevin

>josh going mental

Holy fucking shit

>>84440021
LITERALLY D E V I N

Devin would have never done that

Wooooow Kevin just got fuckin saved

>Kevin wiping brow intensifies

Our spaghetti negro is better than trajan and luckier than ceasar

Dude fucking Josh LMAO

fucking josh

>>84440021
paranoia
will destroy ya

DEVIN 2.0

JOSH MENTAL BREAKDOWN
SELF EVICTION INCOMING

Josh is our guy for saving kevin

Josh has lost it

This fat Mexican is horrible, he needs to go.

I HURT MYSELF

beastmode cody

BASED


FUCKING


KEVIN

>>84440117
Josh threw it for him though.

>>84440081
No

>>84440174
fuck off faggot drama is good

Josh is great television

JOSH IS MEGA PARANOID

>>84440174
wtf trump was right

Friendship ended with Devin. Now Josh is my best friend

Kek Josh what the fuck, good for Kevin though lol

HE IS DEVIN AND HE IS SAFE

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY I DID IT

is there a ceiling over the backyard now? i figure it would be pretty easy to drone something in there otherwise

Kevin has no idea what's going on

If you think josh is anything like Devin then you seriously need to go back

kevin so based that he doesnt even have to throw it LUL

>>84440216
dumbass

BB19: THE BOMB SQUAD BLOWS BACK

BEASTMODE CODY

>>84440213
HE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE

>watch out loser

>Kevin is going to let everyone else win him the game

This dude doesn't even have TO DO ANYTHING

>>84440220
It's really amazing I can't remember the last time a person was on the show that just gave no fucks about anything that's going on

Thank you casting

holy shit CBS finally recycled the Devin archetype

CODY CHIRPED JOSH

Dislocated finger?

He's basically done for all future physical comps

why is he not asking for medical attention jesus

>watch out loser
BASED

WATCH OUT LOSER

Pink team is stacked!

>watch out loser

BASED CODY

>>84440229
Just as planned

WATCH OUT LOSER

>>84440252
THIS GUY GETS IT

CODY PUTTING DA TEAM ON HIS BACK DOH

>>84440259
He just ensured himself a few weeks because he won't be seen as a comp threat

Cody is based. A true alpha male like myself

Devin's ghost has taken over josh

I HAVE A BRAIN

IM A SMART GUY

JOSH IS FUCKIN WILD

WEW LAD

YOU CAN TALK WHEN IM DONE

YOU CAN TALK WHEN I'M DONE

PRODUCTION IS SCRAMBLING

IM A SMART GUY

SNAKE AND A BULLY

you CAN'T tell me this isn't Devin 2.0

>>84440021
Fucking lmao
I thought josh was going to be the derrick of this season

Wait so how does /ourguy/ Kevin throw the comp if Josh took the golden apple before Kevin could play?

THE SPIRIT OF DEVIN HAS RETURNED IN A DIFFERENT VESSEL

>>84440259
What? You pop it back in and it's good in a week or two

lmaoooo josh

Josh is such a fucking faggot.

>josh
>cody

It's basically impossible to lose to a girls' alliance but here we are

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DEVIN IS LOOKING DOWN AND SMILING UPON OUR BOY

JOSH
JOSH
JOSH

snake ;_;

JOSH IS A FUSION OF OF DEVIN AND JOZEA

Josh always sounds like he's on the verge of tears.

>Paul vs Cody


KINO
I
N
O

Is this Evel Devin?

I hate to be racist but why is it always the latino's/blacks that are like this?

FUCK HER SHITTY VOICE I WANNA STRANGLE HER TIL HER ESOPHAGUS POPS

30 mins in and literally nothing has happened

Josh is more of a fag than Ramses.

someone need to photoshop ghost devin onto josh quickly

>only in the house for like 2 days
>calls people a snake

what a guy

too bad josh wasn't in pulse

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you just know

>>84440353
He essentially didn't have to. He got that 25k for absolutely no work. Lucky bastard.

Christmas > Alex > Jessica > Jillian > Elena > Raven > Megan > Dominique

>>84440435
lel

Cody is our guy

CODY YOU ABSOLUTE BEAST

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>people not even on team pink cheering for cody

ALRIGHT CODY YOU DID IT!

>cody wins HoH
>gets some P from Jessica

LET'S GO!

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Josh straight up told production he would go on just to spew shit and be entertaining for the 2 weeks he's on. He's trying way too hard to be controversial. Devin did the same thing but was way better at it which made it so much funnier.

ABSOLUTELY ALPHA

CODY IS KEVIN TIER

Cody/Kevin Business Boyz alliance when

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NICOLE CAME BACK TO SEE PAUL LOSE

HOLY FUCK

COOODDDDDYYYYYYY

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>>84440446
>Christmas fags

delusional

>Paul gets nominated and about to leave the house
>Wins the care package

Just as planned

I'd be a fan of Cody if he wasn't such an autistic hardass

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Reminder that Kevin's dad was a literal drug kingpin

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2010/05/sickly_gramps_goes_home_drug_appeal

Don't fug with the neighborhood

O U R G U Y

>>84440438
I mean as long as BB is like "well fuck you couldn't do anything so we gucci" then it's fine, but for sure if that's it then he got that 25k for free no strings attached no blood shed.

PAUL IS CODY'S TARGET LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>84440494
Beta nerd detected

You a west coast fag?

>>84440496
Reminder Kevin is a "Stay at home Dad"

IE he's probably a made man

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>Cody wins HoH
>Paul gets 3 week immunity hand delivered from Grodner

Thanks Big Brother

>>84440496
>the "The Cheese" thing wasn't fake
holy shit lmao

i bet hes nominating paul and josh

>>84440494
loser

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>cody winning first HOH
>cody is going to target only vet in the house

>>84440494
he's just a sociopath

Holy fuck I'm taking everything back if we turn on the feeds tonight and Cody has warmed up to Paul

Wow Cody might actually be Monte reborn

>>84440519
beast coast bitch
he needs to lighten up a little, it's bb

>candycrush game show

I don't even know where to begin

>>84440537
Can't nominate Josh, he's safe this week.

>>84440537
It would be stupid to put Paul up with Josh. He needs to put up Josh and Jillian, or Paul and Jillian.

Jillian is the weakest one in the house.

>>84440563
nerd

>>84440556
More like upgraded Monte

>>84440537
DUDE JOSH IS SAFE LMAO

FUCKING SNAKES

>>84440537
josh is safe, dingus

Cody going to finish what Monte started

I'll be honest, I followed the trajectory that Taran detailed in the Podcasts last year, that I do feel many people went through: Hated Paul for a good chunk of the season, but when the flip on Paulie happened everyone liked those people for the time being, fueled in part by James / Natalie / Bridgette (us) fans, but then Bridgette left immediately, Paulie leaves, and we're left with the rest who flipped and Nicole who many did not like this go around, yes including myself - Natalie and James start sucking and flip on Paul and Victor to protect Nicole, and what we're left with is basically rooting for Paul or Victor against the world, as I did not want to see a vet I didn't like fall into a win, or Natalie or Michelle

reminder kevin has won a minimum of 25k

reminder cody has no idea how to play the game and will be out by week 4 cause he wont stop winning comps

Josh is safe you idiots. Is it that hard to follow the damn show?

I love this episode.

HOUSE MEETING

HOUSE MEETING

HOUSE MEETING

>>84440496
>Kevin's dad ruined the life of the co-founder of Finagle-A-Bagel by feeding his $200 a day cocaine habit

Lmao. I lived in Boston, that's a fun fact

>>84440259
best thing that could happen to him

What the fuck josh

JOSH IS SAFE

CODY IS HOH

This shit is fucking awesome

>>84440586
Cody is Monte when he escalates from just killing squirrels

>>84440574
Monte had a better personality

>>84440602
>cody has no idea how to play the game

wrong

MADMAN

>Cody is Monte 2.0
>Josh is Devin 2.0
>Kevin is evil!Donny

GOAT season incoming

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HOUSE MEETING

GOOD GOD THIS IS GOLD

holy fucking shit, josh wants to be eliminated

HOUSEMEETIN!!!!!!!!

LMAO IS JOSH LITERALLY RETARDED?

>>84440613
>>84440614
>>84440615
Holy shit

Josh is one of the dumbest humans I've ever met but I love it

WHAT IS THIS SEASON???

NIGHT FUCKING TWO!

BASED FUCKING JOSH

>>84440556
It's literally going to happen. Nominate Paul, then Paul gets the Pendant, just like how Monte got fucked with Jason

>>84440597
>jokersupdates: the post

Is Cody too strong? He is going to get targeted real fast.

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....house meeting?

This season is incredible

WHAT IS GOING ON

IM SO CONFUSED

Are Cody and Josh going to purge the house of the niggers/faggots?

Do you guys think Kevin has seen even a single episode of this show?

>>84440659
Except Jason actually won a POV to stay safe

Kevin is so cool

Is Megan going to torture Josh?

>>84440670
Its already blowing last season out of the water. Casting did a great job.

>lay low

kek josh

>>84440697
Yes

if they don't evict Paul this week, it's over

>Kevin is the dad you never had

hold me /tv/

>>84440688
Yeah, a "POV" with some random fucking combination that no one knew what was happening

>>84440684
>nigger/possible faggot in charge of getting rid of niggers/fags

>Paul being a faggot segment
Exactly what we didn't want

>>84440712
Paul's definitely gonna win the Pendant of Protection though.

l-lewd

What's Cody's problem?

Cody is the gift that keeps on giving

I love Cody

CODY HOLY FUCK

CODY PISSED GOOD GOD GREAT SEASON SO FAR

HAHAHAHA Cody so based

>>84440684
Watch the n-bombs and f-bombs, please.

Cody doesn't fuck around holy shit

Cody is autistic

>Cody staring at Paul with hatred in his eyes

I fucking love this man

Fucking kek Cody is literally going to murder Paul

based josh is gonna win hoh and take out cody next week

Cody is just fucking insane

>3 strongest guys teaming up

What could go wrong?

Why is Cody's head so small lmao

Take Paul out plox Cody

BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY! BASED CODY!

BASED CODY CHAD

Fucking Cody is god tier

Dude.

Cody V Paul: Dawn of Gordner

>>84440776
I, for one, appreciate this revolutionary and original idea of an alliance.

MONTE FLASHBACKS

That was a god tier camera angle of sociopath Cody. Someone pls cap that

What if cody has a ptsd flipout and threatens someone. He is too serious

cody is gonna sex mark

laughed my ass off at codys stare

>Brigade again
awesome!

Cody/Kevin GOAT alliance with Josh on the outside providing banter

this season is bro af

chad squad confirmed alliance goin to the end

>>84440757
No

I missed you niggerfaggot-kun

>>84440685
apparently his youngest daughters signed him up and he's seen the show whenever they're watching

>>84440685

They were doing casting auditions at a bar here in Boston I guarantee he just stumbled upon it and was interested

>>84440831
What's a kun? Please watch the language in this thread.

THE PATRIARCHY RETURNS

So which of the 3 dudes in the new MAGA alliance will ruin it why getting into a showmance? Probably not Cody

>>84440757
>N-bombs
seriously?

this shit is fucking awesome

>>84440831
Watch the k-bombs

this episode has gone 100% perfectly so far

I'm gonna be pissed when shit hits the fan

>>84440868
New niggerfag detected

>>84440865
Matthew

>>84440685
he made a bet with his daughters that he will get on the show

Reminder that Cody lied about his age to the other HGs

>>84440865
Cody is a homewrecker, he will sleep with every girl in the house and leave with them all wrapped around his finger

>>84440865
Mark seems like a loyal dog at this point, I could see Matt fucking shit up though

CODY DROPPIN TRUTH BOMBS

PAULFAGS GONNA GET BTFO

>>84440865
Mark is too /fit/ to get into a showmance. If anyone it will be Matt

>>84440865

I bet the personal trainer is already sleeping in the same bed as Jessica

>>84440865
Probably Mark since he likes every girl

But Cody had a thing for Jessica and Matthew had a thing for Christmas

>>84440883
>>>/pol/

Thanks

>>84440865
All three

goddam im grinning hard

BASED JOSH BLOWING UP THE SNAKES

BASED KEVIN HAS NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON BUT EZ 25K

BASED DUDEBRO ALLIANCE ALREADY

this season went from 0 to 100 real quick

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>>84440883
woah bro wtf this is a safe for work board

>>84440892
Dominique lied about her occupation

Cody is a manlet

which girl is loose enough to go after kevin?

>Year of the Chads

>>84440932
What did she say it was?

You need a person like Devin or Audrey to speed up the season

And Josh is coming through!

>>84440937
>Implying 'Daddy' Kevin doesn't make bitches MOIST

Reminder: perfect season WILL be ruined on Sunday by another shitty audience vote keeping a returner safe

>>84440934
90% of men casted on this show are manlets

>>84440934
>>84440802
>>84440779
>>84440775
>>84440764
>>84440742
Nerds

Guarantee you were picked on by Chad in high school

Watch those truth-bombs bro

JOOOOSH

Josh is a schizo

>>84440981
butthurt

>>84440950
motivational speaker

m-m-muh fwamily

>I just need to see my daughter..
>You're in charge of the bomb squad now. I'm out of the house.

Megan selfevicts

JOsh is Meech-tier crazy

>>84440857
it's japanese. i forget what it means.

>>84440981
Cody, shouldn't you be in sequester?

>>84440950
she's a Government engineer but she changed it to something lame I forget

>>84440981
>Cody
>Chad

Dudes a dyel Manlet

Holy shit cody

>Cody pulling a James Rhine

based!

>>84440981
Thanks internet tough-guy

Holy fuck Cody is great

is Cody autistic?

this autism

<33 Cody <33

Cody, the modern aristocrat.

Cody is based

post yfw cody nominates megan and paul

cody is really fuckin bad at this lol

>>84441021
Motivational speaker

Is Cody autistic?

God I don't see how you people like Cody. Sure, it makes for great TV because he's awkward as hell, but damn do I want him out of the house.

just started watching. is the mexican gay? getting massive gay vibes.

>The size of Elena's tits


WEW LAD

Cody confirmed for ourguy

>>84440510
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes bruv

Based Cody

WEW LAD

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>megan is the only girl you could pull irl

Josh is a genius. He's blowing up week one to hide his absolute genius at the game. He's coating to jury at least

Sipping more water than le remove kebab man.

Mommy

them titties

>Kevin is on the outside

NOOOOO

Cody is gay lads.

GIVE MILKY ELENA

>targeting kevin
>the guy who won't win shit

Nice """move""" cody.

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>those tits

m-mommy

>>84441069
16 year old overweight girl with pink hair detected
back to your blog you go

>Cody is against Kevin
He has to go

>>84441069
I don't like his personality but I don't want him gone. He's entertaining and interesting, I just don't want him in power. Listening to him now shows he has great strategy, I definitely respect him.

>>84441115
>never been offended
Top kek

On a scale of 1-Ian, how autistic is Cody?

Baby wants milk

BACKDOOR PAUL

Cody heart going doki doki

>Chads v Nonchads

>>>BACKDOORING PAUL
CAN THIS MAN NOT BE MORE OURGUY?

cody is literally catlady repellent and i love it

>>84441114
He's not gay. He's just the kind of guy who'd get a girl's attention by gifting her a dead rat

so cody is gonna try and paulie this game and he'll set up an alliance that boots him first and some girl will use it to float to the end

>Matt wants Paul around
kys Matt

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>bike
>not hitting the bench in tight shorts to show off the bulge
fucking beta

Mark is too simple. Can't see behind Paul's facade

>>84441132
Wrong on all counts but thanks for the effort bud.

>>84441172
>>84441172
>>84441172
>>84441172

new thread

i want to drown in jessicas tits while she pumps away at my cock with her sweet red feet

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Cody needs to die

Kevin is our guy

Ian?

>>84441192
Weirdo

>>84441069
>entertaining
>doesn't yell in the DR
>says how he feels
>decent at the game so far

He's great

Nominating the two fatties that he knows will never win an HOH. Genius!

>>84440926
commander Shepard bulked up