Kyle and David a qt! Edition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>84427900
i unironically love these generals
:c
>>84434808
why
>>84434808
Me too
OH MR JEFFRIES
>>84434798
Judy!
>>84434808
Yeah, you don't discuss anything and just repeat things in an effort to maintain the generals "culture".
>>84434781
>my clannish generals have completely stifled discussion of this great series on /tv/
Maximum overlynched
>>84434866
exactly
>>84434841
>>84434831
because of you people
Will Part 9 beU N P L E A S A N T?
>>84433120
> The Giant creating Laura sounds really similar to the one that plays at the end of FWWM. Both involve Laura as a holy spirit, coincidence????
I realised what the last scenes of FWWM where Laura weeps tears of joy mean. She's watching the Giant & wife send her to fight/distract BOB & accepts her place in the cosmic struggle. It wasn't meaningless suffering, it all mattered.
>>84434798
the Woodsman is /ourbroski/
I'ma gonna send yoy yo las vegassss nevadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL PLS UPVOTE MY POST
LEO NEEDS A NEW PAIRA SHOES
Got a light?
who likes guinness?
Is Leo Johnson related to Mountain Man Johnson or whoever, the guy who fucked over Chief Joseph's exodus? Johnson always a shit.
rec me something to watch meanwhile part 9 arrives
those hobos are back in ep9 /tpg/
>>84434889
Tagline: This is the chair.
wat do
>>84435027
woodsmen*
>>84435046
make her leave
Is there a webm of the hobo's descending from the sky?
It's unlike anything you can see these days on the telly. But not in a good way. It's one thing to do an old-fashioned show, or homage maybe - it's quite another to do something completely anti-modern. Each scene takes years to unfold and it's by design. The long, still shots of nothing really happening, the actors standing awkwardly and staring blankly into the distance, the inane dialogue where every word is uttered like it has some utmost hidden significance... It's not how I remember "Twin Peaks". There used to be humour and suspense in there, too. And liveliness.
The hipsters of course will eat it up. Particularly the fans of David Lynch. The smug, masochistic bunch who think adoring the self-important experimentalist, that is the writer and director of this glut, gives them a pass to some kind of intellectual heaven. I don't know how many of them are there left, though, it's the 21st century after all. Nevertheless, they're likely to relish the idiotic lines of dialogue and cheesy special effects in which they'll inevitably find some "clues" they're supposed to pick up on and collect towards the series' finale, where there will undoubtedly be some big cathartic resolution of a grand paranormal riddle that is the plot of this series. Seeing that the original series didn't end with a resolution but with a cliffhanger, I don't see any reason things should be any different here. Resolving things is not in the interest of charlatans like Lynch. There's no sense of mystery and profundity in it. Nor money. Sense of mystery and profundity often equals money. Religions know that.
Anyway, all in - fair warned, you could have already seen where this was going with the abysmal "Fire Walk With Me" feature film. Better off popping the old episodes into the VCR and forget this "third" season ever happened. If you're a hipster, though, do continue to watch. I like it when hipsters get disappointed. A disappointed hipster a day keeps the doctor away
>>84435046
>Coop didn't fuck her
>>84435047
WHA-?
>>84435113
coop is a fag confirmed
>>84435099
Haven't seen this one yet. Is it OC?
About to jump into Episode 6,7 and 8. Can't wait.
>>84435131
AYUDAME
>>84434798
Decent forgery, but not great.
>>84435099
is this a pasta?
>>84435156
nah, it's posted fairly often. was in the last thread as well.
>>84435099
Sounds like you may have gotten L Y N C H E D, 2bh.
SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF
>>84435020
Rivers Edge '86. Its directed by Tim Hunter who did a TP episode & has Hopper and Crispin Glover
Is there a webm of the Sweeping?
>>84435174
AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHWHHHA
>>84435195
That's what I get for not browsing at work.
>>84435240
>>84434798
Fuck off with this
>>84435020
Horny Hobo Homos: Rimming & Fisting Part 14
>>84435240HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>84435214
I love Crispin Glover and never seen anything with him besides BTTF, thanks for the rec anon
>>84435249
Judy?
>>84435240
>>84435292
>>84435113
Fucking cockblocking Lara Flynn Boyle.
>>84435288
that sounds fun
>>84435312
Shelly was alwaysCUTE.
Thinly veiled sexual violence towards children? Really? MJA is right about Lynch, no wonder he's so sympathetic to Polanski
>>84434781
>AYUDAME
ahahaha
>>84435334
JUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>84435379
hey guys remember, we are not talkin about judy
>>84435313
>>84435046
"My Special agent. Oh my special agent." I couldn't have said no to her there in that moment under the sheets.
>>84435416
>>84435396
kek
tfw cooper will never honk your nose
>>84435443
why the fuck did they not include this in FWWM?
>>84435299
he has a cameo in WIH as the original screching autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfXH05oeL6c
these guys are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA
terrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
ifAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUDAMEA
AAAAicAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA
AAAAA
AAAA
A/tpg/
AAAAAA
>>84435469
too spooky
>>84435099
>Resolving things is not in the interest of charlatans like Lynch. There's no sense of mystery and profundity in it. Nor money. Sense of mystery and profundity often equals money. Religions know that.
sort of loses the train of thought here a little doesn't it
>>84435452
I GOT U SENPAI
>>84435312
>>84435522
>>84435417
Media Bowie
>>84435477
Oh god never realized it was him
>>84435559
AS YOU WISH
>>84435371
God this scene was so fucking hot.
>>84435371
>>84434997
Love it, where is this?
>>84435585
t. Jesus
>>84435656
Oliver St. John Gogarty, dublin
>>84435477
>sex with turks
fuggin degenerate
>>84434997
Whoever poured those should be sacked
>>84435603
WHO DO YOU THINK THIS IS THERE
>>84435700
dougie jones
>>84435700
>>84435674
How are ye fixed for paying a tenner for a pint in temple bar
>>84435700
Judy
>>84435613
Lynch pls kys
>>84435753
hot tourists
and it is 6.75
>>84435767
>>84435215
there is now
>>84435371
it looks consensual to me.
also, this >>84435613
>>84435790
Hit me with your best theories.
>>84435477
Purest autistry
>>84435735
>>84435674
Went there this year, a good night was had
Just saw Lost Highway
Anyobdy else think Bill Pullman is the perfect male specimen? no homo
>>84435791
>it looks consensual to me
who hasn't used a spoopy woodsman to lull a loli to sleep?
>>84435832
the thing we saw in the orb is the arm's cousin and not laura palmer
>>84435832
We all live in Jeffrie's dreams
>>84434997FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON
>>84435830
>>84435790
>>84435830
Perfect. Thank you.
>>84435371
>the water is the host
>the well is the mouth
>the trojan horse is the white facade of the dark parasite
>>84435849
He is so fuckin hot
no no homo
>>84435883
I'LL DRINK ANYTHING THAT COMES
>>84435862
Aw shieeeeet
>>84434997
i hope those fell over and killed some normie
>>84435849
Great movie, and Bill Pullman is very handsome. I recommend Casper, if you haven't already seen it. Pullman plays Christina Ricci's dad.
>>84435907
can't stop
won't stop
>dat sweep flip
>>84435946
I hope you get sent to jail you internet pirate
>Faster and faster. And for a long time you wouldn't feel anything. And then you'd burst into fire. Forever... And the angel's wouldn't help you. Because they've all gone away.
What did she mean by this?
>>84435970
He missed some over by the first stool.
>>84435946
>Rocco's Abbondanza
Is that kino?
>>84435946
post kino lists bros
>>84435970
>oh it keeps going, well okay
>>84435946
Eraserhead was a mistake.
I still haven't recovered from getting LYNCHED left and right last sunday. Best episode of the year, every year.
>>84436034
Said no one ever.
>>84436065
upvoted
>>84436034
>>84435790
>>84435830
>left a big chunk behind a chair
>completely unsystematic approach
>not using one of those super wide industrial sweepers
hated that scene.
>>84436029
I will if you do
purple ocean place is white lodge and the 1956 version is peaceful whereas the 2016 version is infected with dark spirits like the thing chasing josie >>84435832
>>84436086
>complaining about the way he swept instead of complaining about watching him sweeping for 5 mins
I hope the new episode is better than the last one.
inb4 "I like Nine Inch Nails"
>>84435946
>Mulholland Drive
>Lost Highway
>Those rips
I like Nine Inch Nails
>>84435046
Z A N E D
>>84436018
>>84436120
>>84436173
>>84436187
>implying a mex*can's opinions are worth anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcU_u2EO0L8
is this canon?
one day I will have the tidying habits of Leo Johnson.
Why is Bud light so fucking disgusting
wtf americans
>>84435047
what is this?
>>84436262
>tfw Shelly is hotter now than she was in 1990
Fucking MILF magic.
>>84435674
Come to coppers yup
>>84436302
best donna
How horrible will Ray's death be?
>>84436262
>ywn come home from a hard day trucking drugs over the canadian border to sell to high school kids and beat the shit out of shelly
>>84436344
says you
What were the other homeless guys up to while the Woodsmen was out murdering disc jockies and getting little girls ROACHFROGGED?
>>84436318
where is this, I am 10000km away tho
>>84436329
I hope he weasels out somehow
but realistically it will be very bad
>>84436173
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIZHhBfkPaI
>Mother's Gone
what I am watching?
>>84436362
it's raining post toasties
>>84434997
nice blogpost. maybe make a namefag, "irishanon" and you can keep us up to date with your life:)
>>84436389
feasting on the other cars occupants
>>84436400
???
>>84436484
I am not in Dublin, I wish I were
I've been to Dicey's
>>84436432
not sure about this muppet show reboot t b h
>>84436302
>>84436322
>'''''''''best''''''''' Donna
that eyebrow is unsettling
>>84436302
what do muffins mean? in this context
>>84436313
absolutely, much hotter, she was too skinny in the 90's
also
Ulysses
is god tier
>>84436587
LFBIDF pls go
>>84436601
sweet
Reminder: The girl that sacrificed herself for Coop was Judy, Josie's sister.
Is Twin Peaks everyone here's favorite television show? If not, what is it?
>>84436695
>>84436713
2nd favorite
>>84436713
TP is god tier event, I do not consider a TV SHOW
but I only watch Doctor Who
>>84436713
it's a tie between TP and Fargo
>>84436744
WATCH IT, BOB
>>84434828
How much shit would come out of your ass if the bellhop showed up?
>>84436713
Twin Peaks.
Everything else on tv right now is a barren wasteland.
>>84436749
old who best who
>>84436787
>>84436622
>>84436749
I wondered where all the faggotry in these threads was coming from
>>84436713
i gave up tv because of sjw crap
>>84436809
I think he means of all time
>>84436792
A guy dressed in a bowtie and white shirt came into my business today with an assortment of snacks and gave me a thumbs up on his way in
I was very scared
he was just offering free treats to promote his insurance business though
>>84436713
>>84435970
640:359 aspect ratio just like Lynch intended
>>84437023
The source file has the same resolution, I didn't change it.
>>84435379
heheh guys I love the Judy meme just lovethe wacky humor on /tv/. I thought it would be pretty funny if we came up with more memes. Opinions on what we should call Jane Levy's character? I already have a few ideas haha http://www.strawpoll.me/13318749
>>84437063
You'll want real sources not just for making webm but also for viewing. AMZN.WEBRiP 1080p is the way to go. Episodes are actually 1280×720 / 1920×1080
>>84434997
Why the fuck is there a quarter of a pint missing consistently
>>84437128
heheehhehahahahah what about JUDY hahahaha
>>84437182
newbie guinness faggie
that last part has to be poured later
>>84436086
Episode 9s tagline is "This is the chair"
>>84437128
>hehe
>wacky
>haha
>>84436713
The Thick of It
>>84437128
i see your wizardry
be aware
>>84437208
>alight fellas take the picture quick and then unstack them all so I can finish pouring them for you
plausible
>>84436787
WATCH IT BOBBY
>>84435946
>The Adventures of Robin Hood
>Waking Life
>Paisan
>Facial Abuse: Mayli June 2010
>Overcoming Social Anxiety
>Panic Away
>3 Women
should hold me out till next episode desu, hard to fill time as a NEET
Why does Bowie/Jeffries point at Cooper and say, "Who do you think that is there?" in FWWM? Is it related to Bob?
>>84437301
because he has seen booper doing shit, this jeffires jumped in time
>>84435674
Pleb filter bar full of tourists paying twice the price for meme pints.
Stay there
>>84437301
He was at the casino and heard him shouting HEEElllooooOOOOOO
>>84437301
It's related to Dougie
>>84437286
if you have just 2 taps and 10 orders and have to have the waiting Period, stack becomes a skill
>>84437301
don't worry about it, just pretend you never saw it.lynch certainly doesn't
>>84437332
what if I have money to spare
my fave pub is the one Michael Collins used to go, McLeary's under the bridge
>mfw i'm hungry
>>84437366
dont forget to draw a clover with yr finger at the end too right ^:)
>>84437395
they were so happy as a family this day
Leland was a goof
>>84437410
that is gay, goggarty also have face painters, lol
>>84437395
apart from the rape, Leland was a good dad
canned guinness or no guinness
yay or nay?
Saw a request for this one last night or something.
FROM PURE AIR
>>84437439
it was bob
>>84434798
> Laura Palmer
Where the heck she is
>>84434868
They're gonna be pretty bad while the show's on a break.
>>84437498
in the golden orb
>>84437495
>i thought you knew it was me
>i thought you knew
leland apologists baka
>>84437534
even bob did not knew
Gerard told him in the train
>>84437534
BOB made him say that to mindfuck Laura
Within the logic and universe of Twin Peaks, which of the female characters would've definitely have had anal sex?
>>84437584
they all have IRL
not all do enjoy tho
but all my steady exes enjoyed
>>84437584
Maddy definitely
>>84437584
shelly laura ronette norma
>>84437498
She's credited in every episode because the prom queen picture is in the title sequence, dork.
>>84437584
Definitely (you)r mum.
>>84437584
jack horne
>>84437584
Sarah Palmer
Just the CUTEST
>>84437584
>>84437640
This is Jesus, say something nice about her!
>>84437584
the 'Log' Lady
>>84437584
harold smith
>>84437251
>>84437656
I won't let you blaspheme like that
>>84437653
does anybody have decent art of The Arm?
>>84437813
>>84434798
Mommy!
>>84437850
woul you let her spill some garmonbozia on your chest?
>>84437782
>>84437850
did you cut the pic to hide her fridge?
>>84437839
any more like this?
we're breaking new ground here
>>84437850
even the chicks he dresses up as monsters are hot
>>84437908
want some I did 20 years ago?
here
>>84435046
Make her leave.Keep her clothes.
>>84437930
i absolutely do, especially if you aren't bullshitting me right now
where the fuck is frank silva in part 8? i've watched it three times now and miss him every time somehow
>>84434781
Fuck yes. My boys looking good.
>>84437997
go to the doctor and get some fucking glasses
Are we talking about Judy yet, /tpg/?
>>84437997
Boop's tummy.
>>84437992
these 3, lol
>>84438005
>>84437979
>>84437963
>>84437979
>>84438026
you don't go to the doctor to get a prescription for glasses, retard, you go to an optometrist
>>84438069
assumed that was it but wasn't certain
thank you for not being a fag anon, apparently my television needs some adjusting
>>84437296
Does anybody know what MIKE said here?
>>84438123
He's also visible in the projectile vomit of whatever being it is that appears after the Nuclear Bomb.
>>84438163
it is your father
>>84438123
An optometrist is a fucking Doctor too you fucking dunce lol
>>84438163
hunt it down in the fwwm script otherwise some anon will meme you
>>84434781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTJA3NZ8wns&feature=youtu.be
Also, what's the prevailing theory for the origin of The Woodsmen? I spent a good amount of today reading about Thelema, but it seems like a generic cult religion. Do you think actor who played The Giant is still The Giant? He's credited as "???????" now.
>>84438187
go to his one
also
>>84438201
>what's the prevailing theory for the origin of The Woodsmen?
dead lumberjacks from the ghostwood(?) forest fire in TSH
>>84438210
>>84438248
can you find the TP filming location on google maps?
>>84437584
Teresa Banks.
No doubt.
>>84437584
Angelo
>>84434997
YO THAT ALE GOT MORE HEAD THAN MY DICK
>>84437584
Shelly and Norma were total anal queens. Total BBC size queens, too.
>>84438163
>You stole the corn!
>I had it canned over the store
>And, Miss, the look on her face when it was opened. There was a stillness.
>Like the formica tabletop.
>The thread will be torn, Mr Palmer.
>The thread will be torn!
>It's him! It's your father!
time to go out
to see the whores
>>84438321
>>84434850
well now
>>84435700
Mr. Jackpots?
ARM?
>>84434997
Not a bad beginner stout. There are better stouts out there, though I'm not a huge stout guy. Old Rasputin is pretty good but overpriced. Sierra Nevada has a good stout that's easy to find.
>>84438395
Beamish
O'Hara's
Murphys
>>84438363
they didn't call him Big Ed for nothing
>>84436179
NO
holy shit bob is bob backwards
>>84438474
Wow Bob woW
Yeah Doc, but I'm BACK. I'm BACK from Missoula Montana.
I am incompatible with American /tpg/.
Good night.
>>84438516
B-BOB's not *burp* real, Morty.
>>84438541
freedom ain't free
>>84438541
May the road rise up to meet your wheels
>>84438541
FUCK YOu Tammy
YOU DIG IN PLACES TIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED
one one NINE one one NINE
>tfw Robin Williams shows up
>>84437388
Don't mean it really. Never heard of McLearys either.
I usually revert to type and head to bars around George's St area. Must go further afield desu
>>84438711
r they celebrating "bad hair day"?
tfw coop never got to move to twin peaks
>>84435849
>>84435849
this movie is better than blue velvet
>>84438363
>Shelly and Norma were total anal queens.
>>84435849
Lost Highway and Eraserhead are by far the best Lynch films.
I love Mulholland Drive but, it retreads a lot of stuff from Lost Highway.
>>84438807
holy crizap
>>84438370
kek
also that black area in the lower frame is suspicious after last episode
>>84438928
Faggot.
>>84436713
it's a tie between TP and Neon Genesis, followed by the first season of True Detective