/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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:c

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Let's keep out the politicalposting and rev up the CUTE!

great edition

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Audrey a qt

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the wait for the next episode is BRUTAL

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

is this goodbye?

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>>84404211

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>post yfw coop ain't never comin back

>>84404182
Was this the dream he wanted to tell Gordon about in FWWM?

>>84404226

M O N T E N E G R O

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>spitting image of Laura
>goes as Log-Lady

Whyyy

>>84404211
agoraphobia isn't really autism

Why does this season remind me of True Detective season 2 so much?

Spoiler: Twin Peaks season 3 is way better

>>84404291
she cosplays as laura only for her husband

>>84404291
she knows it brings your pain and sorrow and she feeds off it.

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>>84404276
ofc

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>>84404291
>this will never be your family

>>84404291
For the same reason as the guy chose to go as Anthony Sinclair.

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>>84404020
S O M E

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>>84404344
solution for you

>>84404325
distinct lack of reference points maybe?

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>>84404372
>S O M E
body once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

>>84404344
>forcing your kid to go out for Halloween as a character from your archaic tv show when they want to go as something they pick

good, no one wants to be "that family"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsevMDc7-fo

>>84404291
Nadine lacks eye patch commitment. Off to foster care you go.

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>>84404291
she should have been Laura...<pic related>

>>84404489
oh lord

Rhonda best girl

>>84404487
watch this
is scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

>>84404489
if Leland fucked Theresa because she resembled Laura, how come he didn't fuck Maddy?

>>84404237
Is that Hillary Clinton?

The autist asked nicely to not make political posts, be nice and abide.

>>84404592
>Leland

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>>84404489

>>84404592
>if Leland fucked Theresa because she resembled Laura
wait, I'm pretty sure that originally had nothing to do with Laura
>how come he didn't fuck Maddy?
and how exactly do you know he didn't?

>>84404592
you mean Bob

>>84404679
I imagine if he did, she would have told someone. Unless you mean he fucked her dead body

>>84404592
>>84404701
Possessed Leland, you know what I mean

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So the secret history implies the natives had the ring hundreds of years ago. Could there multiple rings or totems made out of this material that act as a gateway or magic shield of some sort? Do we even know specifically what the ring does?

>>84404765
yeah i did

>>84404226
SHERYL LEE FOOT ARCHES

>>84404325
Because it's shot on maximum pleb digital video (((Alexa))) system

When season 3 is finished and this general inevitably dies, the little bedwetters in this very thread will think back to when they snuffed out even slightly off-topic discussion and feel a sense of pride that they once had some semblance of power.

This thread is dedicated to them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>>84404917
>>>/pol/

Real talk

Why was Annie necessary in the plot? Its been ages since I watched season 2.

Clearly Lynch intended for coop and Audrey to hook up, but then decided against it and had to create new characters for them to hook up with instead

Why didn't he just do coop/Audrey?

>>84404592
Leland fucked Theresa because she was a hot young piece of ass in Flesh World renting her ass and spreading for cash & gifts

>>84404291
Poor kids, being forced to cosplay a trashy soap opera they've certainly never watched.

>>84404974
we have been over this a bunch. coop as dating donna in real life. She was being a cunt about it

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>>84404960
>>>/lgbt/

>>84405015
>being gay is worse than being a neo-nazi
yeah, haha okay buddy

>>84404974
Laura Flynn Boyle had more power over the show than Frost and Lynch put together. She was able to prevent this storyline with her incredible powers. Since Kuck MacKucklan was fucking her, she would not let him do kisses with any other female.

>>84404291
She's better looking than Laura desu

>>84405068

It is tbqh.

>>84404974
They didn't want Audrey to die and they didn't want an 18 year old hooking up with him

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>>84405068
Make a tumblr so that you can prevent "off-topic discussion" or whatever it is you care about so much, being an SJW or whatever.

Trump won.

Can anyone post the tv/twin peaks episode guide? Im watching it with my boyfriend and I need to show him the image.

so i finally started with episode 8 and decided to skip the most after watching some gay looking hacks playing bad metal in the roadhouse. did i miss much?

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Got a good laugh out of this after watching a Penderecki-Lynch nuclear bomb music video for a half-hour with no dialogue.

>>84405012
Jej

So she preferred him dating Heather Graham onscreen to Audrey?

Lynch shouldn't have put up with that shit

>>84405075
Does he not kiss Annie though? I've forgotten. And how did LFB have so much power over the show?

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I can't wait until the bandwagoners actually become knowledgeable/grow up so these threads can be good.

>>84404795
Time travel
I'm not sure native Americans even wore rings and doubtful they would have made gold rings like that which is clearly European style including the specific colour of the gold (more silver and less copper than most South American gold I've seen)

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>"You guys have been practicing the kissing scene for an hour now, whats going on?

So wait, is coop gonna be normal again? Since mirror-coop kinda "died" once.

>>84405137
you sound pretty triggered

>>84405153
No but when it gets to the black and white part you can skip all that

>>84405153
>>84405140

Fucking plebs REEEEEEEE

>>84405193
wait, what was happening in these generals that warranted people warning against off topic conversation?

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>>84405211
ive rewatched the whole series like three times, I just cant find the staple /tv/ image

>>84405172
He was dating Heather offscreen during that time anyway

Does anyone have a webm of Leland REEing out when they lock him in the interrogation room?

>>84405246
NIN is poop
and pol tier jewing

>>84405251

its a reddit guide now. Skipping anything is retarded

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>>84405193
As predicted, you use that word unironically since you think it's how normal people talk. Off to tumblr to you, make a nice blog about cherry pie and covfefe.

>>84405251
It's literally the first 5 Google image results for Twin Peaks episode guide.

>>84405309
>not skipping everything but the log lady intros

>>84405340
i dont have fingers I cant google

>>84405327
you sound REALLY triggered

>>84405327
>SJW
>tumblr
>Trump won
keep going. I've almost won alt-right retard bingo.

>>84405309
Agreed. When I hear about people fast-forwarding through scenes that bore them in their weekly tv show binges just fucking stuns me. Just watch all your shit in fast-forward dude, and skip over stuff, and whatever, fuck it! Who cares!

What is the fucking point

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>>84405309
>not skipping all that stupid dream garbage and every scene with Cringy Coop
>implying the first season is worth anything besides the pilot

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>>84405383
Give me your girlfriend's contact information so that I can do sex to her and bring you the happiness you yearn for. Or just put it in the thread so that a knuckle-dragging nigger can do so. Yeah that would be preferable, you seem like the type that wants to fluff.

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>>84405413
Put it on your tumblr so it will matter

>>84404861
now youve got my attention

you can skip NIN
only that

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Frank Booth did nothing wrong

>>84405432
>me
>having a girlfriend

>>84405472
aw c'mon, you didn't even resort to "cuck". what's the matter, have you run out of alt-right buzzwords already?

>>84405494
>refusing to fuck paralysed people
what an ableist shitlord.

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>>84405522

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>>84405555

>>84404467
Yes goy, buy le silly $30 plastic pirate costume from walgreens instead

>>84405555
godlike

>>84405599
they didn't knit everything by hand

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>tfw you realise The Rez won't be in another episode this season

feels bad :(

>>84405726
wew that was the wrong fucking link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05G0LHXhBgM

>they still think coop is coming back

dougie forever m8s

>>84405502
Being an SJW still not getting you anywhere. Become a woman, you'll be sure to get all the chicks then as a """lesbian"""

>>84405770

how embarrassing anon

This thread is shit

>>84405775
neither
we will go to alternate timeline with living Laura

Im having a great time in this thread. /tpg/ is my new home on 4chan

>>84405726
what the fuck is that?

>>84405724
HE'S GONE AWAYYYAAAHAHAHA

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>>84405821

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>>84405726
>that thumbnail
Anon, did YOU rape his daughter?

>>84405726
MODS

is there a good home video release of industrial symphony no.1? Last time I checked it was only in some boxset or something along those lines, and I can only find an awful 360p rip. I don't care either way if I have to buy it or pirate it but does a decent way to watch it exist?

>>84405726
>ASMR Pediatrician roleplay
Is this Kino?

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>>84405873
>industrial symphony

>>84405860
I now you are just knucklefisting, love ya mate

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>>84405842
somebody needs to take that clip of BOB and Evil Coop from the original series and photoshop Rez's laughing head onto it

Not me tho i'm too inept

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Let me me get you my 2-by-4. It's wrapped in plastic. I'm gonna put my fish im your percolator.

What criterion's is /tpg/ picking up during the B&N 50% off sale

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Why was she literally perfect, bros?

>>84403765

>lynch says he cant watch S2 because it's so goofy
>he did this part

I like Lynch but I often get the feeling he's a giant hack.

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>>84405903

So did Lynch rape his daughter or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc

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>>84405806
Cooper will reunite with Laura, they have already said so.

>>84405770
Liar. you know damn well you wanted the (You)s

Guys, I watched twin peaks S1+2 and FWWM 2 years ago and I barely remember anything. I just remember I could never watch it again because it's so draining. Just finished Ep 8 and I feel like I can start over again in the mythos, like every episode will explain what's going to happen so I don't even need to go to the past because I already know the gist of it and not all the details.

>>84405951
alternate Cooper
Booper Retardooper Dougi will stay in previous timeline

>>84405929
who is this? not in the third season so obviously can't be that relevant.

why are there no gay characters on Twin Peaks?

>>84405951
Why isn't Harold in the new season?

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Reminder that when we see Audrey again, she'll be happily married to Zane.

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something I haven't seen anyone discuss about ep8: what was dopplecoop doing with his phone that he tossed? was he disabling the "3 tracking devices on this car"? why did he enter the truck's license number? what was the truck?

>>84405951
>reunite
they've literally never met

>>84405996
They didn't know your contact info during casting.

>>84405901
yeah that is what I said

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>>84406043

>>84406022
They did in their dreams. He seen her body too.

>>84406009
are you kidding? the scene couldn't be clearer.

>>84405931
it wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't playing an asian caricature

the idea was still awful though

>>84405996
>Implying Cooper doesn't crave Truman's D

>>84405873
This is the literally the final Lynchkino I haven't watched.

Have you seen Hotel Room by any chance? p underrated desu

>>84406060
are you pissed because of this gay reddit mentality about off topic? The last few threads have all been about music and politics, forgive me for asking about another lynch feature in a thread where most people are lynch fans

>>84405916
I won't be buying any but I recommend Ugetsu or House

>>84405931
Yeah, that's always rubbed me the wrong way. He misses no opportunity to talk shit about season 2 but acted in it quite frequently and still collected the paychecks.

Meanwhile the bandwagon trendlords on this sub like to shit on Mark "literally co-wrote only 2 episodes post-killer reveal" Frost when Lynch had just as much of a presence on set during that time.

>>84405996
andy?

>>84405931
>Lynch hates Windom Earle even though Windom matches Lynch's quirky not-really-satire cheese perfectly
Lynch's biggest fans seem convinced that Lynch is in on the joke with his work, and that he does everything deliberately, but the more you read about him the more it seems like he's just an autistic savant.

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You know its happened.

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>>84406105

>>84405931
>>84406124
Did Lynch, dare I say, get LYNCHED himself?

>>84406112
maybe he shit talks it a lot because he feels bad about declining the show in quality

What did Lynch mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFSVZNRO3Io

>>84406120
what the fuck am I watching?

youtube.com/industrialsymphonydavidlynchangelobadalamenti

>>84405873
>is there a good home video release of industrial symphony no.1?
Video quality doesn't matter much; you still get the experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9xKt-SmRhM

>>84406162
It was partly he and Frost's fault for completely checking out. They left a revolving door of writers and directors to pick up their scraps.

>>84406009
Since you clearly rode the short bus.

He was transferring the trackers onto the bus using David Lynch Technology because he has no idea how modern tech works.

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>>84406176
everytime

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>>84406124
>autistic savant

>>84406162
Didn't stop him from appearing as Gordon Cole numerous times.

>>84406173
what is this

>>84406102
yeah and I remember being impressed by it, but it has been 10 years. Have you seen on the air? I thought that was hilarous in its own way.
I own almost everything I could find in any format, except for the stuff that was released exclusively on the mistery dvd in the limegreen box set (which I have rips of, but still you'd think they'd get re-released somewhere), industrial symphony and I think Ballerina, or whichever was that short that was only available as an extra in some regions of the inland empire dvd (my country did not have it, and I own a blu ray of it now).
I also have rips of hotel room and on the air, as I'm pretty sure those never came out on dvd, though they should
I remember there was some buzz around Lynch overseeing a blu ray re-release of eraserhead, did that ever come out in europe? I only have the shittier blu ray release that came out a few years before
>>84406192
Well that's what I have which is why I asked, but thanks for entertaining me anyway, I'm guessing the dvd wasn't much better if that's the best that can be found

>>84406206
you mean like every serialized American tv show at the time? tv shows are written by committees of writers.

and I'm pretty sure they WANTED to do more of their own stuff but the network screwed it up and changed things around to try and remedy flagging ratings.

You can't really blame Lynch or Frost who likely did want the show to have their voice. Lynch was also working on Wild at Heart at the time so he had a lot going on.

>>84406275
Only because he got to make out with Shelly.

>>84406221
>reported to cyberpolice

>>84406216
>yfw David Lynch would unironically write those lines from Die Hard 4 about all of the webs being down and stealing the internet

>>84406306
Wild at Heart premiered 4 months before Season 2 even aired. Frost was the one mostly gone during that time, because he was writing Storyland.

>>84406102
>This is the literally the final Lynchkino I haven't watched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ETYtxttJI

>>84406334
jade

>>84406299
I actually saw On the Air when it was on the air

Here is Ballerina:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqZpAvyB4I

As for the blu-ray Eraserhead, Criterion released one I think in 2015

>>84406334
Best character

Lynch knows how to cast 'em

>>84406334
i miss jade
if things dont work out with janey I hope coop goes back to jade

>>84406216
I mean, I feel kind of stupid now for not getting it. But transferring GPS trackers to a license plate is pretty ridiculous.

However, keeping Lynch Tech in mind, totally acceptable to me.

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How is writing, directing, and producing an 18 hour movie in like three years even possible? How does Lynch do it?

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>>84406512
Jade give 2 rides :)

>>84406525
22 years of thinking about it.

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>Van Dyke Park
>No Mike Love

rip off.

>>84405951
Leland and Sarah Palmer are happily married in the REAL timeline (which we will see soon). This isn't a publicity shot, it's a preview.

>>84406525
He's probably been low-key working on the script since FWWM

>>84406216
>he has no idea how modern tech works
This is painfully true. Doesn't seem to give a shit about it either.

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>>84404291
why the fuck wouldn't you just go outside and grab an actual god damn log

Why is this discussion about meta-shit, instead of a discussion about Ep 8?

>>84406525
By regurgitating all of his old and defunct ideas without getting any second opinions or advice, then slapping the Twin Peaks logo on it.

>>84406455
give

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best girl?

>>84406606
This is too painfully true

>>84406463
oh yeah I do have a rip of ballerina, I just wish I had it phisical but I can't find the specific edition of inland empire that has it, thanks anyway.
I own a european blu ray box set that has most of his shorts on it, and another dvd box that has the ones missing minus ballerina and the limegreen stuff (rabbits and a few others that I can't remember off the top of my head)
I hope the blurays for season 3 aren't just cheap shit due to the low ratings

>>84406622
DAMN, MICHAEL J. ANDERSON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

>>84406598
Fuck off to tumblr, SJW

>>84406606
what's the matter kid, too kino for you?

>>84406606
Lynch could put out 2 hours of a steaming pile of shit and it would get critical praise because nobody wants to look like the person who doesn't "get it"

HOW is there no fan edit of season 2 with all the boring bits cut out?

OP, pls make this thread theme in next thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvsYCXRxmIU

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Just caved and bought into the pic related meme, what am I in for besides a severe Frosting?

>>84406698
spotted the redditposter

>>84406669
MODS MODS MODS

>>84406714
eh I'm a huge Lynch fan and I hated Inland Empire, partially because I felt like it was needlessly convoluted and messy with no real payoff. I love S3 though.

>>84406723
Extremely lazily-written and fact-checked material that contradicts the show and FWWM hundreds of times in monumental and severe ways. But it's so carefully done and planned that it's totally all on purpose, Frost says so after fans called him out on it.

>>84406714
You mean Inland Empire? (except that was 3 hours)

>>84405068
It 100% is objectively worse for society.

>>84406669
This is a blue board you know

>>84406723
I literally couldn't get past 20 pages.
It's so fucking boring.
Just read the summary on the Twin Peaks wikia

>>84406737
What's wrong, cuckboy, forgot how to reply to a post with nothing other than >>>/pol/ ?

>>84406723
it's a good read, writing style is pretty interesting too as it's written like a collection of documents and a research paper. has some cool background for characters and twin peaks itself

>>84406775
go talk about it with your friends on
>>/pol/
kiddo

>>84406618
two

>>84406768
>hundreds of times
another shitposter who hasn't actually read it and has only heard about it.

>>84406723
Just seeing that the owl logo is a disguised swastika is all you need to know as far as the direction the series is going. Coop needs to stop Bob. To stop Bob, he needs to prevent the creation of the atom bomb. If there is no atom bomb, Japan never surrenders. So then who won WW2?

>>84406769
Inland Empire has 90 minutes of deleted scenes. Yeah its on a rare release. Hard to find

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>>84406813
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>84406775
Do you honestly believe that or are you just being edgy on the internet?

>>84406796
you said "cuck"! you finally did it, sonny jim. you've finally run out of original words and have regurgitated the entire alt-right handbook.

>>84406723
Actual Twin Peaks fans like it. Bandwagoners that didn't watch Twin Peaks until after the book even came out parrot what they hear on /tv/.

It's nothing amazing, but it's good.

>>84406831
>twin peaks was weeb propaganda the whole time

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>>84406832
>Hard to find
https://www.amazon.com/Inland-Empire-Laura-Dern/dp/B000QQFKYE

HOW COME LELAND HAS ONLY HAD 15 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME IN NEW SEASON????

WHY BRING HIM BACK IF THATS ALL

>>84406216
when he rolled down the window I thought he was going to throw a tracking device from his car and stick it to the truck
why wouldn't the police use a physical tracking device in addition to the plate? also how the fuck did badcoop have access to the tracking device anyway?

>>84406888
>Amazon
Find me it on ebay

>>84406816
There are quite a few fuckups, but some are OBVIOUSLY intentional.

"monumental and severe ways" should have been your actual greentext. That's what confirms he's a faggy /tpg/ parrot.

>>84406579
>>84406216
he's parodying CSI visual basic gui interface bullshit

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Daily reminder that the native Indians had contact with inter dimensional Aliens many years ago

>>84406895
Because Lynch literally only cares about the original Twin Peaks story insofar as it can serve as a vehicle for all of the random autism fantasies that have sprung up in his head over the past fifty years.

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>these threads have gone from amusing to downright shitholes of autism

>>84406984
>this level of denial

Face it, Lynch just doesn't know or care about modern technology. If it makes sense to him, it's going in. It's not parody. It's just something you have to suspend your disbelief for. (even though /tv/ would absolutely fucking shit on it if it wasn't one of their darlings)

>>84407004
>He doesnt realize that Lynch had season 3 all planned out in 1990
The missing pages from Laura's diary are shown as "BLANK PAGES" in her official diary published in 1991 or whatever the year was.

LYNCH IS A GENIUS

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David Lynch has stated that his favourite film of all time is Kung-Pow and when he found out Odenkerk listed him as an influence he broke down and started to cry tears of joy.

>>84406997
>30 years ago
>get creepy and elaborately detailed esoteric imagery like that
>2017
>get 90s FMV lava and vaguely transparent hobos

>>84406997
is top left supposed to be the giant and the arm? what in the fuck is that thing in the bottom middle/right?

Havent posted since watching the newest episode. What are our general ideas about the teenage girl and the thing that crawled in her mouth?

>>84406816
>>84406976
At least I've seen the show, unlike you fucking losers who think Norma's mother has been dead since the 80s

>>84406997
What the fuck is this?

>>84407122
common consensus is that the woman is Sarah Palmer and the thing is Bob.

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>>84407078
This was published after season 2 show ended and her missing pages found in season 3 are shown as "BLANK PAGES" in this diary.

Lynch knew what he was doing

>>84407147
Common consensus is retarded. BOB was a giant black bowling ball. The frog hatched out of one of the endless stream of normalish looking eggs.

>>84407118
The Citadel? A spaceship?

>>84407140
Yes, I'm sure changing the entire backstory of that family as far as removing Annie's entire existence was an accident, you fucking brainlet. Just because you watched Twin Peaks on Netflix a month ago doesn't mean you know more about it than the fucking creator.

>>84407159
>This was published after season 2 show ended
No, it was published between season 1 and 2.

>>84406816
>>84406976
I bet you two fuckups couldn't even figure out that agent T____ P____ is agent Tammy Preston. Sad!

>>84407207
>No, it was published between season 1 and 2.
So Lynch had FWWM already worked out.

GENIUS AGAIN

>>84407122
Theorycrafting is stupid. Theorycrafting with fucking David Lynch is down right retarded. Why can't the internet just let it play out?

>>84406976
>>84406816
You fucking doubleniggers, even Tammy Preston is full of errors. Claims the lockbox is 11" × 7" × 3" and then there's a picture of it where these dimensions are totally and clearly wrong. You're both pathetic. Book is a joke and so are you.

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>>84407141
>An Alien race created by God in spiritual form at the beginning of time made the Lodge after figuring out how to become immortal after death

>>84407295
Yes, let's all post the same exact memes in every fucking thread since that's what you want, you redditor.

Do you clap at your screen whenever someone posts Jeffries or Missoula?

>>84406997
>each of the Twin Peaks has the boylover symbol on it
LYNCH FUCKS LITTLE BOYS
PIZZAGATE

>"sophisticated triple-locking mechanism"
>picture of a padlock dangling from the box

>>84407295
It's a series draped in mystery and the unknown. Speculation and discussion is the point of these threads, and why they're enjoyable.

It's the whole reason Twin Peaks was a phenomenon in the first place. The entire world was trying to solve Laura Palmer's murder at the watercooler the next day.

>>84407338
do you not clap whenever someone posts jeffries, missoula, or hellooOOOoo? what are you, european?

>>84404291
probably because she wants to dress as her favorite character instead of satisfying the sexual urges of fat hideous fucks on 4chan

so which of lynchs flicks is least "reddits first art-house"

>>84407417
>not wanting to satisfy the lusts of men who would wanna worship ur body for eternity
This is why woman suck

>>84404291
>dressed the baby as the midget complete with oversized prescription boot
lol

>>84407436
any of them besides Inland Empire

>>84407436
The Straight Story.

>>84407467
such a good movie too.

Give me a spooky youtube video in style of Lynch

>>84404096
She looks terrible

>>84407578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6ei4COjp8

>>84407578
who has the one in black and white where the police are walking toward a house

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I miss the glass box. Why did Lynch have to kill those 2 characters?

Also: is there anyone still watching the box?

>>84407508
Lynch might be the only filmmaker whose most "accessible" film is the least popular/talked about. It's unironically top 5 Lynch for me. Something about it is so endearing.

>>84407467
legit KINO

>>84407436
pilot of Twin Peaks

>>84407578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453wgsWT5Ao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjivgLoikcg

>>84406606
it's literally better than the old show though

Twin Peaks?
More like TWO WEEKS (until the next episode).

>>84407624
FBI is watching it now.

>>84407759
It's broken. Start with the original series, then FWWM, then Missing Pieces, then watch The Return. When you do so, you'll realize that it's broken and nonfunctional at this point.

>>84407722
That's beside the point, anon.

>>84407695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuFgZ_X5sN8

That bundle is family, anon.

>>84407580
No, she looks like she's ready to fuck.

>>84407451
Who the fuck would want /tv/ neckbeards "worshipping" them? She'd probably want to peel her skin off

>>84404293
ok mr. jackpots

>>84407827
the box? im drunk and maybe confused but how is the box broken?

>>84404795
Maaaaan I wish Mike didn't age so much, he was so great in the original series and in FWWM

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1990 was based

Where will you be when you see this:

>In additional to the regular Bluray box set, we are also offering a limited Collector's Edition Box Set which comes with the soundtrack and art book for $199.99
>Also, we will be selling a VERY VERY SUPER limited edition Extreme Collector's box which contains everything mentioned above---and also the award winning book "The Secret History of Twin Peaks"....SIGNED BY MARK FROST! Get it now for only $499.99!!!

>>84404295
>drink full
>and descend

>>84404974
Lara Flynn Boyle was IMMENSELY jealous of Sherilynn Fenn and was dating Kyle MacLachlan. She blackballed him into stating he and her would quit the show if they were together so they had to abort their plotline in the most contrived way and introduce Annie for no reason.

desu since Lynch totally altered the finale, he should have at least had Heather Graham play Caroline as well so Annie would make slightly more sense.

>>84408014
Yeah, some people look great when they're middle-aged but then end up looking like confused old men no matter what. Robert De Niro aged the same way.

>>84408048
Okay, whoever you are, we're going to find you for leaking this info about or Collector's Editions. You're done, kid.

-Frost

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This is water, and this is the well [1]

My Captcha had "foster" in it. spoopy

>>84407295
Its a show all about mystery. Why is it so wrong to discuss it and swap ideas?

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>>84408077
Why did Kyle date the least attractive actress on the show and then allow her to have his balls in a purse?

Based Ontkean reaped the rewards.

>>84407436
Probably Lost Highway or Inland Empire.

>>84406022
They meet in a DREAM you summerfag

>>84406112
Also if you see the dates of the scripts that were written, it was very, very quickly after Season 1 aired.

Even the bottom of the barrel episodes were written shortly after S1 aired on TV. To be fair I guess he was shooting Wild at Heart while that was happening. At least he LYNCHED the abysmal final episode script.

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>>84408163
>inland empire
>least reddit's first art-house

>>84407295
>Theorycrafting is stupid.

What episode did you predict Leland might be BOB in the original series? I predicted it really fucking early, because I pay close attention to the hidden clues and queues that Lynch puts into his films...TO MAKE YOU GUESS THINGS. Turn on your brain, for once in your life, and try to THINK. THINNNK, EMPTY BRAINLET!

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>>84408048
>box which contains everything mentioned above---and also the award winning book "The Secret History of Twin Peaks"....SIGNED BY MARK FROST! Get it now for only $499.99!!!

>>84406525
A lot of concepts clearly come from way back after FWWM since some of it lines up with stuff Engels said in interviews.

Also I think Frost has had it on his mind for years.

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>>84408157
lara flynn boyle had a very "of the time" attractiveness, whereas audrey/laura/shelly were more timeless beauties. sometimes it's hard to judge when you're just looking to get your dick wet in a hot girl.

>>84408205
>At least he LYNCHED the abysmal final episode script.

Yeah, he saved the last episode for sure. Frost was probably considering suicide while in the writer's room because he was in the mere presence of Robert Engels. Although, even though it was pure hackery, I still wish we could somehow see a finished product of it. I think the "alternate" Great Northern would have been interesting to see. Funnily enough, Stranger Things pretty much jacked that idea with "the upside-down"

>>84407436
FWWM

>>84408284
Or maybe she just had the tightest pusy.

>>84407147
Wrong, it is Judy, check the credits nigga

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HEY.
REDPILL ME ON WHY MICHAEL J ANDERSON HATES LYNCH.
Thanks.

>>84408032
ONETWOTHREEFO

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>>84408284
She was attractive for a long time until at some point she got plastic surgery and just let herself completely go.

>>84407141
Consider yourself lucky that you don't know.

>>84408284
Yeah, I'm not saying she was ugly or anything. She just had the misfortune of acting with a bunch of 10s. I'm also a sucker for complexion, and her rough looking skin was a turn off for me. That pockmark or whatever the fuck it was on her forehead distracted the fuck out of me.

both donna's are shit

fight me

>>84408360
Michael J Anderson wanted way too much money for the return, so Lynch replaced him. Midget rage ensued.

>>84408360
According to him Lynch is a rapist and murderer and probably also a Jew or friend of Jews.

>>84407578
I remember seeing a video with a dude in a bunny mask standing behind boxes in a warehouse type area, and i don't remember what the name was

>>84408424
character wise they weren't special. But if you are implying they weren't attractive we got beef

>>84408213
>I predicted it really fucking early
No you didn't. I can also guarantee you watched Twin Peaks for the first time within this year

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>>84408424
Moira is a top all-time qt, you tastelet.

>>84408439
>>84408360
It happened after Mulholland Drive, he started talking shit about Lynch.

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Is the black lodge the inside of the explosion and the spirits the radiation interfering in people's destinies?

>>84408360
>DL: I like money.
>MJA: I like money.
>DL: I have money.
>MJA: Give me money.
>DL: No, I like money.
>MJA: u double rapist.

>>84404255
he's back in episode 10. i'm praying for it. the boop resurrection lynched me

give me the best >lynched pic pls

>>84404096
Might have something to do with how coked up she is in this scene. Or that her man just fucking shot a dude.

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Laura lives!

>>84408077
>Heather Graham play Caroline as well
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read desu

Maddie was bad enough

>>84408605
Meant for >>84407580

>>84408601
Redditalien.jpg

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https://vimeo.com/30857843

>>84406606
I love season 3 but this is correct

>All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.
Fallen London bois ww@

A non-edited copy of Lynch stuffing panties in his mouth: does it exist?

>>84404974
There's theories out there saying Annie was a product of the Black Lodge, designed to lure Cooper in. Worth mentioning that Heather Graham won't be returning in Season 3 so who knows, a twist like that would make her character more important to the plot

>>84408649
I genuinely think that Lynch is just a really charismatic, lucky hack lmao

>>84408424
Season 1 Donna was one of the hottest actresses and one of the best characters. Granted, that's probably partly because she spends most of her time with the trashiest trailer park goobers in the show and seems more compelling in comparison.

daerht weN
>>84408768
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>>84408768
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>>84408768

>>84408680
Didn't know about this, just wasted 5 minutes looking. Doesn't seem to exist in any of the obvious places. What is the source? Was this one of the videos only posted on his old pay-website?

>>84408680
probably not at this point unless you can find an archive of the full interview

>>84408649
>the way David makes physical contact with the naked woman as he whispers in her ear
YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>84405991
haha