/got/ general

>>84400493
>She really claims to have read the books? sauce on that?
Don't have sauce but yeah she said a few years ago she read them and her paper backs were all worn out from carrying them around. She is not a real bookfag like Barristan or Sean Bean but she does claim to be a fan

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Azor Boaby

>>84399375
>in the show

But not the books.

You act like Bush is the first person in all of history to go into mudslime territory and fuck up

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How come it only took two days after each trailer came out for people to stop caring about got again

>>84402060
Because of the leaks

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>>84402060

>>84402346
Is that in the leaks?

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BEST HOUSE COMING THROUGH
BEST DORNISH ETHNICITY COMING THROUGH

>>84403123
Got killed like a bitch, i mean who lets his enemy get behind him. Honestly.

>>84403123
>BEST DORNISH ETHNICITY
pale niggers?

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>>84403331

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

>>84403405
He wanted a fresh start with a new woman and new Aegon son

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>>84403123
Northern fucking shits btfo

>>84402346
>>84402830
Yeah the leaks about where the cast will be 5 years post GoT

>>84403405
because the first aegon was a mistake

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Gendry and Podrick graphic sex scene when

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>>84403692
NORTHERN

FUCKING

SHI-AUGHHH

>>84403405
because he's a retarded faggot

In the Blackwater ep of season 2, Bronn and the Hound almost fight. Who would've won?

>>84403692
>>84404398

pure kino

>>84400884
I don't think I can wait till the 16th /got/ honestly I hope it leaks like season 5

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>>84404687
>>84404398
Thank you based D&D for letting us enjoy this cinematic television viewing experience

>>84404595
hound

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>>84404727
Anyone have a non-lightsabre version of the Ned V Dayne 1v1 part?
The choreography is dank.

>>84404876
*Spins swords*

>>84404595
I'm not a Sandor fag, probably like him and Bronn the same, but the Hound would have wrecked Bronn

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Who /roof/ here?

>>84400884
why is ned haunting widows wail and oath keeper? doesn't he have better shit to do? seriously though the smith used all kinds of magic spells and methods to change the blades colour but it keeps reverting back to black and blood red..
the fuck is his problem?

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>>84404951

>>84404595
Probably the Hound. Bronn is better than average, but the hound is like a medieval terminator.

>>84405129
Ned will return when the swords are born again as one. Why do you think Jaime heads north with Widow's Wail at the end of season seven?

>>84405465
the only time I see ned coming back is if he is raised with the others who are buried in the crypts via the horn of winter

>>84400884
I want to fuck the bad pussy.

>>84405701
>someone blows the Horn south of the Wall
>all the Starks rise up
>except Ned because he wasn't a manmore like the rest of them

why did Ned build a sept in winterfell?
That's the sort of shit that'll wake the white walkers up

>mom calls me up
>"i was at the library and they had that show you talk about, games and thrones"
>"what season should i start with?"

What's it like being a normie? Is everything just forgotten a day after you experience it?

>>84406294
ned was a halfwit

>>84406444
When you're a normie, your life is too filled with friends, a job, hobbies, sports, other shows and interests.

Shows only exist in your mind when they're brought up by someone else or when something new comes out that someone tells you about, and obviously when they air and for maybe a couple days after as you and friends and coworkers react to it at difference paces, otherwise, it doesn't exist

>>84406294
Cause his black blooded hoare wife needed it.

>>84406444
Its sensory overload caused by our consumerist society. Its the same thing that leads to feminism, virtue signaling, veganism, and other dumb shit we try to take meaning from nowadays.
Also nice digits

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>we will never get a version of the story in which Ned and Theon both take the black and have comfy as fuck adventures with Jon at the Wall
Feels bad man.

>>84406868
>ned promptly kills theon

>>84406868
>ned and jon tag team a wildling bitch.

>>84406919
Ned and Jon would hate Theon, but they're both too honourable to do it. All your crimes are forgiven when you take the black.

>>84406959
This. Also theon felt shitty afterwards and probably wouldnt have done it if ned didnt die

It's begun.
Young champions, I was once like you.
You have come to this place seeking to bring judgement upon the frozen.
You will venture deep into the lands of always winter.
You will see wonders beyond imagining.
But, be warned. The land itself will rise up against you.
Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage.
Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls...
In the end, all that awaits you is death.
Only then will you understand -
you've been following in my footsteps all along.
So come then, you champions! Come in all your power and glory!
For in the final hour, all must serve the one...true...king...

>>84402346
lol

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lol

>>84407067
Humanity was a mistake

>>84407022
My son.

The day you were born, the very forests of the wolfswood whispered the name...

Hodor.

>>84407067
>hated cause shes a woman
>not cause she set the whole mess in motion, fucks her brother, is the main antagonist of the story at the moment and was a sefondary antagonist all the way up till her son died.

this is literally what varys heard in the flames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3imVbURYCU

the well was a portal to the other side of the flames

>>84407160

Can you feel it, your grace, closing in all around you? The Realm's justice has been awakened. The sins of the past have finally caught up to you. You will be called to account for all the atrocities you committed, the unspeakable horrors you have let loose upon the seven kingdoms, and the dark, ancient powers you have embraced. Though my soul was one of the first to be devoured by your evil, there are thousands more bound within this blade, and they cry out... for release. Look now to your defenses, your grace, for the champions of justice gather at your gates!

Let them come. R'hllor hungers!

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>>84407067
true because it's obviously this bitch. cersei's actions at least make sense with her character and are pretty smart but ellaria's are just plain fucking stupid and nonsensical.

>>84406959
pretty sure the climax of ned's arc was him sacrificing his honour for people he loved

>>84406919
>>84406959
Ned would NEVER kill a man for crimes committed prior taking the black.
Jon might tho.
Depends at what times he joins.. If he joins early on, when Jon is in his "Let's desert the NW to fight for Robb, what are vows?" phase, he just might murder him in his sleep.

If he joins well after that, when Jon is LC... Jon might try to give him the Slynt treatment;
>He's a shitty job for you, dare you to refuse it.

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>tell Arya she could train to be a faceless man and kill the people who have wronged her, one by one
>she has nothing else to live for, so she crosses the sea to find him
>against all odds, manages to make it there
>make her sweep floors and wash bodies for months
>have some spiteful cunt absolutely kick her fucking ass up and down the canals of Braavos
>tell her she has to give up her life, kill list, her very personality, and kill randos on command
>blind her and try to have her killed when she does actually kill someone on her list
What the fuck was his problem?

>>84407440
He wanted some smash and forgot the legal age in braavos is 18 so he had to make that iron coin back.

>>84404727
>ned one handed

D&D had ONE fucking job

>>84406959
Jon literally baited Janos Slynt into disobeying him just so he would have pretense to cut the guy's head off

Let's not pretend Ned wouldn't have done the same to Theon within a week of them arriving

>>84407440
>What the fuck was his problem?
D&D's writing.

In the books he never promise to train her so she can kill everyone on her list. She asks him to tell her how to change her face like he did, and he tells her to come in Braavos to learn.

And he did teach her that (among other things).

>>84404727
>ned almost held his ground against Arthur Dayne, who is good enough to kill like 4 guys in a 1v6

>>84407320
Plus, she looks like a horse and her hair is retarded.

Aiden Gillen on whether or not LF recognized arya in that scene

>It was unclear if he recognized her or not, but I have my own thoughts on that.Yes, I did recognize her — I just didn’t say anything or do anything about it.

So Aiden thinks LF is even more retarded than he appeared. Now he knows where Arya is, but doesn't tell it in hope of a rewards (no problem there) but doesn't do anything else about it either, like stealing her away and bringing her to the Vale, or subtly trying to get her as his own cupbearer or something like that?
Now it's full on stupid.

Even a non-schemer would've done something here. LF not doing anything? Unthinkable.

>>84407590
I guess it's keeping with show cannon in which Ned was basically on par with Jaime. I'm not complaining that we didn't get dyel manlet book Ned when Sean Bean gets to show off those sword skills.

>>84407543
Ned has a million times the honor/obedience to laws that Jon has.

When a man joins the NW all his past crimes are forgiven. Ned would surely not like THeon, but wouldn't do anything against him.

And honor aside, the NW needs men.
Theon is an excellent archer, and the Blackfish took him as a scout, most likely taught him at hing or two. He would make a top tier ranger. It would be foolish to try to 'lawfully' execute him.

>>84407791
If that had happened, i wonder if Theon would have took part in the killing of Jon or would have tried to prevent it?

>http://watchersonthewall.com/101-greatest-moments-game-thrones-60-41/

Dany burning the Khal patriarchy and Jon Snu resurrection aren't even in the top 40 moments in GoT...
This website is less normie than I thought. Soon as they started this listing I thought Jon's rezzing would be #1 or close.

I'm getting the Red Wedding will be #1.. what else are gonna get the top spots?

Jon KitN?
Tyrion made hand?
Dany flying on Drogon?
Sansa huh... Writing a letter to beg for help to LF?

>>84401422
>mudslime
opinion discarded, stormweenie drumpfkin
>>>/pol/

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/6jtjm9/everything_im_sam_coleman_actor_writer_and/


Young Hodor did an AMA

>>84407873
Hoenstly, I'm sure Ned would've won the LC vote by a fucking landslide. I'd be interested in what Ned would've done regarding Jon "joining" the wildlings, Roose arranging Robb and Catelyn's murder, and the Boltons taking over Winterfell.

>>84407873
Definitely prevented it. He may not love him and the feeling quite mutual but he wouldnt try to kill him. Possibly entirely out of respect and nostalgia. Plus if ned was up at the NW he would very likely have been LC. Hes a stark, has combat and lordly experience, was former lord of the North and commands a lot of respect from northern houses and northmen alike. I dount Jon would have been in that situation at all. Still probably would have been groomed for command by jeor and ned.

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>>84406868
didn't tyrion have the option to take the black as well?
how would that have turned out?

>>84408012
>2) If you could completely rewrite any of the scenes in GoT, what scene would you rewrite and what would you change?


>2) I think I'd rewrite Sansa's rape scene and play it even less to the PC-brigade. I think its important for a show like thrones to highlight the horrid, awful truth of these kinds of crimes and so the less it is shyed away from, the more powerful it is. Controversial, hey?!
O U R

G U Y

>>84407640
yfw the entire dorne plot was retconned and literally revolves around this AMAZING and TALENTED and (((BEAUTIFUL))) actress simply because the jewish hacks are obsessed with her.

what a bunch of worthless, talentless jewish scumbags

Show:
>Waaah I know what happens muh dad beat Arthur Dayne 1v1 barehanded and unarmored and with only one finger!
>omg wtf he lied!!!!

Books:
>I fought Arthur Dayne, and he was far better than me. Howland Reed is the only reason I am alive. I will speak no more of it.

>>84408012
>his "ruling team" at the end would only have ONE of the meme-trifecta - tyrion.
Not too bad.
Big LF fan too it seems.

>>84408113
>OUR GUY
>only wants to make it more graphic to turn people into rabid SJWS and even more against rape

kys

>>84408292
>PC-brigade

if tumblr cared about him they'd be crucifying him for that alone

>>84400884
So Just a reminder, but Cersei names Joffrey after a son named after the best friend of a cucked dragon lord. It's like pottery.

>>84408085
Him being a Giants tooth pick.

>>84408113
>Wants to make it Sansa still when it was Jayne getting raped by dogs
You done fucked up

>>84408012
I wonder, if anyone has any knowledge about stuff like that...

How much can an actor be paid for a role like that (him, Arthur Dayne, etc.. ).
Probably a few thousands?

>>84408292
all normies are SJW, I don't care what these retards think, at least we could fap more easily.

what's the point having a rape scene on the show if you can't even fap to it.

>>84408012
>>84408012

>wildcatjack10 Who are the nicest actors/actresses you met while on set filming?
permalinkembed
>SamColemanActorKnowledge Honestly, all of them. Isaac (Bran) deserves a special mention as he made myself and the equally awesome Bash (Young Ned) feel super welcome.
bestboy

>>84408357
Hngggggg I would forgive D&D everything if they made that happen.

And Sophie would probably be up for it after 2 shots of vodka.

>>84404876
Why does bloodraven have two eyes?

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>>84408455
>mfw they left in the "I've been watching you, with a thousand eyes and one" line, despite him having both eyes

>>84408449
I mean nothing they thought up was as degrading as that. Ramsey had her for like a couple weeks? Then she was almost as fucked up as Reek after weeks and weeks of torture/mind games. I mean say what you want, but that dude knows how to own a person. If he lived in slave endorsed countries he'd probably have the loyalist ones.

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*fucks her nephew*

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>>84408524
I mean it was a big fucking deal that HE was the one watching shit when that was his whole schtick when he was the hand. Granted it's not the best of worlds, but George built one then the show shat and shrank it. Also why the fuck weren't they looking out from a heart tree? Why do I bother to care is the better question I guess.

>>84408573
Eh, shits normal for the dragons. Half are mad and deformed, but hey some turn out hot as well as sane. It's like a roll to see if you get the first or second prize in price is right.

>>84408532
>Then she was almost as fucked up as Reek after weeks and weeks of torture/mind games
i hope youre talking about jeyne and not sandra because sandra lived in a 5 star hotel compared to what theon went through

>>84408085
Ned would be Lord Commander for sure. Would Jon be first ranger? Ned might want him around as his "Ser Alliser" to train new recruits. Theon is well suited to be a ranger, but would Ned trust him to be first ranger?

What would Tyrion do? Head steward/librarian dude? He's definitely not suited to be a ranger, and probably doesn't know much about building.

>>84408584
Because the visions scenes in the books were pretty abstract and the show has neither the budget nor the desire to try anything visually interesting or unique on any character not named jon snow or dany

>>84408326
>he think tumblr is all PC instead of a bunch of kooks who all fight each other over how SJW they can get

Even fucking feminists can't get along

>muh intersectional

>>84408573
So?

Starks did it

>>84408573
is this the dragonstone throneroom

it looked pretty cool in the trailers anyway

imma be hella frickin mad at dany if she spends the whole season being a selfish hoor trying to conquer shit for herself while the literal end of the world is brewing up north
>hurr white walkers? yeah right. tell me about the grumpkins and snarks next
>giants? what are fucks smoking up there

>>84408673
Sounds comfy. Would definitely watch.

>>84408761
calm down jonfag shes on the meme team with snu and the only person whos against fighting the white walkers is the Captain Of The Bad Guys Squad cersei

reminder that reach faggots are BTFO
http://www.strawpoll.me/13304770/r

>>84408939
good, that puts my mind at ease

>>84404876
I hate the way Brann is all 'that's not the way that happened!'? Why the fuck would he assume that? His dad refuses to talk about it, and no one knows what happened other than who didn't come back.

>>84407440
Did they fucking cast Jonny Greenwood to play the guy he turns into?
Looks just like him

>>84400884
Is there a a snek dump anywhere? Need to get my folder back.

>>84409245
So did you just go deaf immediately after he said that line?

>i've heard the story a thousand times


i dont know maybe he assumed thats what happened because thats what he was told happened. a thousand times.

is stannis definitely dead?

>>84402346
why do all brits smoke

>>84409387
It seems like they always bring back characters they killed off screen so who knows

>>84409367
Literally the only thing we actually knew was that Howland saved Ned. The only thing. Brann should have known.

>>84409426
its genuinely depressing living in britain

>>84409440
>we actually knew
you maybe, but bran clearly said he'd been told what happened a thousand times

>>84409451
lung cancer and irritability won't help with that

>>84409426
does anyone have the lung cancer is coming pic?

>>84408532
>Then she was almost as fucked up as Reek after weeks and weeks of torture/mind games.

there's literally no evidence he did anything other than having sex with his wife, and punching her some. And cheating on her I guess.

Basically, there's no proof he's done ANYTHING that Robert didn't do to Cersei. Show Ramsay was a fucking softie with Sansa. how can you compare that to the Reek shit. We sure as shit haven't heard about ramsay cutting off Sansa's clit or her refusing a rescue from Jon because she feared a trap due to the constant mind games. In fact, she PUSHED for a rescue, with Theon.

>>84409550
enjoy your surfing and your mountain biking and nice weather and your genuinely enjoying things you yank scrub

you could never understand

>>84409586
>le "no such thing as marital rape" meme

>>84409501
The only thing NED ever said about it was that Howland Reed saved his life. Brann should have known the only fucking thing his dad would say about it.

>>84409679
Who gives a shit?
Bran grew up hearing the story of what happened and he had no reason to think anyone was lying

>>84409725
He knew his dad said that Howland saved him. He shouldn't be shocked that his dad was getting his ass kicked by one of the greatest known swordsman of Westeros.

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>>84409426
its like a rite of passage for bong teenagers or something

>>84409770
your autism is flaring up again

you are conflating book universe and show universe

just because it happened in the book doesn't mean it happened in the show
at no point in the show are we told howland reed saved ned

you do realise this is /tv/ right?
fancy doing a muh darkstar muh victarion post now you silly twat

>>84409868
>I'm wrong so I'll start saying the show is different

>>84409964
that was my first post, not the guy you replied to

and the show is different, its only you autists who can't seem to separate that and constantly cry when it differentiates from the books

>>84409770
the point is we're supposed to assume bran grew up hearing legends about ned honorably defeating arthur dayne.

you should stop bitching about this and start bitching about how fundamentally the issue of ned's honor in that fight was shoehorned in such a lazy manner that most people were left scratching their heads wondering why honor in a battle even matters or what that revelation has to do with anything

this anon >>84409868 isn't even me but he's also right and you're wrong.

>>84409995
>>84410048
If you can't refute that Brann should have known Howland saved Ned without saying it isn't the show, than you are wrong.

>>84409770
>>84410114
"howland saved me" doesn't automatically equal "howland stabbed him my opponent in the back when we were supposed to be having a gentlemans 1v1"
now shoo shoo nedfag honorkek

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>>84410119
>nedfag
I-is there something wrong with this now?

>>84410135
yes but only when the show randomly decides honor, traditions, or social rules matter

>>84409647
well there isn't in westeros.
But that's beside the point.

I didn't say Ramsay did nothing wrong, I said Ramsay did nothing that Robert Baratheon did do to Cersei ( he also "marital raped" her), and no one calls Robert the worst monster of all time.

>>84410119
>we were supposed to be having a gentlemans 1v1

i understand thats what the show was trying to portray but they did a terrible job at it. its really unclear what exactly ned or howland did wrong. this is the problem with only incorporating a fantasy society's culture into your story when you need it for plot device purposes and then pretending they live in a modern society in every other scene

>>84410119
It does mean you don't assume your dad wins in le honorable 1v1 when he says someone saved him.
>>84410242
It was totally shoe-horned. We just saw him try to gank Arthur with 5 of his mates, but when one of them stabs him in the back there is some problem.

>>84410213
Well Myranda did threaten to cut off all of her body parts and leave her as nothing but a uterus. I imagine Ramsey's idea of sex is much more sadistic than Robert drunkenly fumbling into Cersei's bed, and there was the looming threat of serious mutilation.

>>84410303
ned never gave any specifics about how howland saved him or what he did though, that could literally mean anything, like if ned was seriously injured and howland saved him from death for example. bran is a fictional character who grew up being told the story of what happened over and over again, you are a real life person with the benefit of having hindsight and a book and tv show to obsess over every detail and form conclusions based on a third person perspective


in other words stop projecting

>>84410438
Whatever. It's funny how D&D commentary is so fucking dejected from the actual material. I was actually watching the duel episode right now and they go off on Ned expending his honor to save his sister blah blah blah. It's fucking retarded. He was in a fight, I never got the impression from the legend of the tower that it was some honorable duel, it was 7 guys fighting 5 other guys, and Ned and Howland were the only survivors.

>>84410303
>It was totally shoe-horned. We just saw him try to gank Arthur with 5 of his mates, but when one of them stabs him in the back there is some problem.

its not like you can even make the argument that bran was wrong for thinking ned was dishonorable because the writing/directing made it seem like we're supposed to agree with him, and bloodraven was clearly encouraging him to come to that conclusion... pretty sure that was the whole point of bringing him there at all

why? who fucking knows. seriously, and this is not a rhetorical question, what does howland stabbing arthur have to do with ANYTHING

>>84410601
>its not like you can even make the argument that bran was wrong for thinking ned was dishonorable because the writing/directing made it seem like we're supposed to agree with him, and bloodraven was clearly encouraging him to come to that conclusion... pretty sure that was the whole point of bringing him there at all

why? who fucking knows. seriously, and this is not a rhetorical question, what does howland stabbing arthur have to do with ANYTHING

No I get that. I'm saying the after episode thing literally has D&D saying that. I'm saying brann and/or the directors coming to that conclusion is fucking stupid, and their perspective on the material has been really twisted at times.

>why? who fucking knows. seriously, and this is not a rhetorical question, what does howland stabbing arthur have to do with ANYTHING

I don't even know what Brann gets out of it. Maybe it's just for character growth to become a cynic/skeptic. Still, that is kind of reaching.

>>84410792
i know thats not what you were saying im just expanding on the point that that scene was trash in every way

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>>84400884
I'm avoiding all places GOT spoiler related. I have not watched any trailers and won't be watching future trailers. With a shortened season I'm gonna go in as blind as i can.

That being said. For people who dont have spoilers and just want to speculate with me.

How likely is it that these 2 get a dicking going in this season? i want it more than i want sex for myself.

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>>84410350
that cute smile. you really think someone with this cutey smile could hurt someone? please

>>84411021
Euron will rape and kill all the remaining Tyrells and the Martell bastards.

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>>84411129
Euron must allow Bron a go before winter comes.

also do you think Ellaria knows she raised such a perfect older guy loving daughter?

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>>84409387
>still in denial
AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH H
ASD AS
HASDH ASDH SA
HAAASAH

>>84411021
euron will rape and murder the whip wielding bitch. kill the manly looking one but not rape her because of obvious reason. take yara as his own and present bad pussy and her mother to cersei as an alliance gift.

cersei will poison the daughter infront of the mother and leave the mother alive to be the undead mountains rape toy.

also at the end of the season you'll have the captured drowned priest on the silence when euron goes to recruit the golden company and when he asks about yara he'll bring her down to join her uncle just she's somehow 9 months pregnant which terrifies the drowned priest. she's most likely holding a shadow baby like that which mel gave birth to.

>>84411549
He could come back as Azor Ahai or maybe Brienne lied about doing it

>>84411568
stannis was a faggis and was such a fannis they gave him an offscreen death because it's what he deserves.

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>>84411568
HAHAAAHAhahahahaHAAHAHAHahahahAHA

>>84411564
luckily i managed to see you were spoiling pretty quick so didnt read most of the comment. lol you must be so mad. im sure spoiling is a way of life for you

>>84411629
calm down cornelius

>>84411629
Most of that is bullshit anyway, don't worry about it

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Is she coming back?

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>>84404951

>>84411629
littlefinger killed by bran

>>84411746
Don't know what the point would be [spoiler[if she keeps her clothes on.[/spoiler]. I hope they never go back to Essos desu

>>84407686
its a power stance

>>84411746
I hope the terrors didn't get her.

>>84408673
Tyrion could travel around and get money. I could see him going to Bravos and negotiating to get a supply of food for the winter.

>>84412603
If you sent Tyrion to Essos with a bunch of money for supplies, I don't think he'd come back.

>>84400884
What the FUCK was her problem????

What are the maesters up to?

>>84412727
The balls in each other most likely

>>84412679
That's why you send him with a couple "guards", anon.

>>84407994
>>>>/pol/
stop virtue signalling

>>84411021
Bronn will ditch the Lannister and get back with Tyrion, he's going to GTFO as soon as he found out how big the dragons are, so he'll take bad poosi with him

>>84412727
Removing targ shits

>>84406745
>When you're a normie, your life is too filled with friends, a job, hobbies, sports, other shows and interests.
What kind of jobs, hobbies and sports do Normies have or do?

Also are you implying that if you are not a normie, then you're life is filled with...nothing? No jobs, no hobbies, sports and no friends?

>>84414027
good riddance

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ok i havent been here since last season pretty much

so do yall know how the whole season is going to go?

>>84414362
jon and dany die. jaime weds sansa after jaime kills cersei. both take the throne. tyrion denies his claim to casterly rock to open a winery in the reach.

>>84407067

>he’s just a smart, capable woman unafraid to make morally compromising choices in order to achieve her goals

The bitch has literally killed babies.

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>>84407440
>Muh faces
>Muh many faced god
>Muh no one (while still being jaqen h'ghar)
>Muh house of black and white
>Muh robes
>Muh monk assassin life
>Muh little apprentices (little bitches)
>Muh faceless men
>Muh everything and nothing
>Muh lorathi-braavosi herritage

>>84407546
>And he did teach her that
Eh that would be the Kindly Man.

>>84414362
jamie kills cersei, and committs suicide
wall gets knocked down
dany wants to fuck jon, but jon would only put out if she helps fight white walker
bran wargs into a dragon
night king kills and makes a zombie dragon
hound kills mountain

>>84414696
sansa wants to backstab jon cuz muh birthright, jon's like fine, take it, I don't really care
little finger kills sweetrobin
bran, arya and sansa kill little finger
euron kills yara, theon runs aways like a little bitch
euron wants to fuck cersei, jamie kills euron

Hey /GoT/ I stop watching season 5 consider how much it was just shitting on the books, so how much worse has it gotten?

>>84415113
Season 6 was an improvement to an extent and everyone shitting on S7 hasn't seen it yet and are already bitching about it due to bare bones cliff notes.

>>84415113
It got worse, but normies got distracted with all the action. Its definitely less boring than season 5 at least.

>>84415157
How did it get worse? I don't think anything can be worse than Dorne or what they did to Stannis.

>>84415172
dragon ex machina

>>84415172
No, but there's just as many plot holes and inconsistencies, and its just glorified fanfic. What bothers me most however, is that the characters are all either part of camp good, or camp evil. There was a time where you watched GoT and one episode you liked Cersei, the next episode you hated her. This is all gone, and you only hate her, or feel nothing because she's such a bland villain.

>>84415189
In what sense?

>>84408573
At least they aren't siblings, like her parents.

>>84415219
you actually think if a character's morality remain ambiguous for 6 seasons is a good sign of character growth?

>>84415236
daney shows up to a place, everybody wants to fuck her shit up, her dragons show up, everybody surrenders and worships her

rinse and repeat

>>84415219
this
they white-washed tyrion back in season 2 so much, but now they've taken it way too far
he's the fucking immaculate saint dwarf who's apparently super smart, witty and sympathetic
did you fucking see the latest D&D interview? they said khal drogo and tyrion would be best friends if they met

>>84415282
>D&D even manage to fuck up the simplest story line
Wow, honestly blown away.

>>84415172
Nothing is as blatantly shitty as the worst parts of season 5 were. The show has run out of source material to adapt, though, so it's just running on its own momentum and Benioff and Weiss's limited talents. It's lost the verisimilitude that made it so popular in the first place. The moral ambiguity of the characters is gone and the internal rules of the universe are no longer consistent. The mythology of the Faceless Men doesn't make any goddamn sense, nobody pays any attention to the strict feudal hierarchy and people become kings and queens just because they're important characters. That sort of thing.

>>84415259
No, but it was poorly done. Just blow up everything because she's evil, plain and simple

>>84415292
I could see Tyrion bonding with Drogo in a "please don't kill me" sort of way, like with the mountain clansmen

>>84415292
Lmao, Khal Drogo would enslave Tyrion and have him be his circus dwarf. Or he'd kill him and use him as a tooth pick.

>>84415219
season 6

The bad:
Sandsnake coup of Dorne is retarded as fuck
Tomen fucks over his own mom cuz muh faith
Arya's no one arc went no where, then she left
Sansa went from a stupid girl to a dumbass bitch, and we're supposed to cheer for that
Jon is the worst battle commander ever
20 good men oddly missing from the bastard bowl
dragon ex machina
needs more Bronn

The Good
Cersei blowing up the sparrows is oddly satisfying
R+L = J confirmed
The hound returns

>>84415325
she blew up everything cuz that's her only option left cuz they banned trail by combat, sent Jamie away, and turned her only son against her

it's actually the only logical thing to do

>>84415424
>R+L = J confirmed
>The Good
I mean, it's more of just a neutral plot-point, do you classify it as good because it was revealed well?

>>84415424
Despite them fucking over the three eyed raven, the bran scenes were probably my favorite in season 6

>>84415453
I don't doubt that, but it was poorly done, again. You're missing my point, you see you fall for the eye candy and amazing visuals, but fail to see the practicality of it all, the set up. We all knew it would happen because leaks and cersei going crazy theories that were around since affc, but that doesnt excuse the show from not setting it up properly

>>84415518
>muh practicality
next you'll say you wanted to know how many taxes cersei had to collect for all the wildfire

>>84415518
well, if you've already consumed the leaks and fan theories then everything's going to be dull, which is the problem with popular shows nowadays, there're so many theories going around one of them are bound to be right

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>>84403331
It's quite simple.

>>84415461
i think the reveal is not bad, and it transitions well into the next king in the north scene

>>84415573
No, but the thing thats missing is all the background characters that help the main characters. Back in the earlier season you'd see merchants, lords, peasants, handmaidens, sellswords, etc and they did do shit but were still important
The way the blowing up of the sept was handled felt like cersei just did it herself with qyburn
The intrigue is gone

>>84415609
Fair enough. I couldn't think of a better way to do it I guess.

>>84415619
you can say that about the Joker's plots in TDK

>>84415424
>the hound returns
How is that good though? He's just a meme on the show so how does bringing him back make it good?

>>84415609
>reveal is not bad
>dragged out for episodes before showing the baby's face transition into Jon
>showfags still didn't get it so D&D have to have Sam discover Jon's heritage at the Citadel so that it is spelled out out to the audience
lol

>>84415677
cleganebowl, get hype,

but seriously I like the character and actor, and he's got a kind of raw aggression that is unique to himself

>jon gets fucking RESURRECTED
>yeah ok cool nobody mentions it

>>84415833
>other lords are just cool with following a deserter of the NW because Lyanna shouted at them

Expect this to never be brought up, ever. I'll be amazed if they mention his resurrection more than once.

>>84415846
Maybe he will tell Beric

>>84414362
the night king becomes human again and he's an ancient stark so he inherits winterfell and weds sansa.

bran steals meeras body and becomes lady of greywater watch.

zombie hodor is captured and caged next to the hounds and kept as a pet.

euron releases the kraken but gets zapped by lightning and dies.

jon marries arya and travels west of westeros discovering america.

dany legitimised jaime. he then kills her. weds cersei and they rule the seven kingdoms.

tyrion opens a nudist ranch in the reach.

>>84415846
if I got resurrected in such a lame ass way, I'll keep it on the down low too

"hey, I died and got resurrected, join my army"
"how did you get resurrected?"
"a sponge bath and a hair cut"
"fuck off"
"fine, never mind that, join my army or get killed by ice zombies"
"well, now you put it that way, sure"

>>84415863
Thoros is getting killed off specifically so he can't rez any more people :^)

Stannis will come back as the lich king just watch

>>84415900
Shame Mel didn't get killed before she reached Jon.

>>84415925
maybe as a wight when the night king passed by and res a bunch of foot soldiers

So will Davos and Tyrion ever meet? I mean, Jon is his right hand man now, and Tyrion is Dany's hand.

Will Tyrion yell at Davos for being mean to him?

Why do people like stannis?

>>84416109
Stannis is the rightful king
it's not about liking Stannis
it's not a fucking popularity contest

>>84409647
>I consented to a marriage (literally) for the sole purpose of procreation and my husband keeps having sex with me like he's trying to get me pregnant! Woe is me!

Eddard Stark and Jon Arryn might have been more gentle than Ramsay, but Catelyn and Lysa Tully didn't have much of a say into having sex with them. And Lysa recalls Jon as old, bad smelling, and a disgusting mouth, so I think it's quite clear if she would be ok with fucking him.

In fact, they had LESS say than Sansa; They weren't asked for consent. They were married off by their father. Catelyn was actually thrown around to 2 different guys like a fucking brood mare.

Just because Eddard and Jon Arryn were more gentle doesn't make it any less "marital rape".
Hoster Tully commanded his daughters to marry complete strangers (one that Catelyn found was kinda wtv, and one that Lysa found disgusting) and have sex with them.

So on one hand, you have consent with a rough husband. On the other hand, you have gentle husbands, but no consent. Which sounds more "Marital rapey" to you? I think they key point is consent here. And the only one who consented to ANYTHING was Sansa.

Bottom line : If Ramsay raped Sansa, then Jon Arryn raped Lysa.

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>this whole thread
>mfw
You mean to tell me these GOT threads have been going on for months now & the season didn't even start yet?

>>84400884
this show fucking sucks I hate it so incredibly much I can't even describe it

>>84411084
I miss her so much /got/

>>84416217
Weak sauce.
As if a [white male] can rule westeros in the [current era].

>>84415606
>left to right : arthur dayne, prince trystane, and oberyn martell

>>84416241
yeah, it's as if no one gives a fuck about discussing that retarded show so on/off season is the same for /got/fags (and not just episode tourists and trailerfags).

>>84416241
Sup summerfag

You're born as the first son of a minor lord anywhere in westeros. Your father somehow asks your opinion on who you should be married to.

Who do you pick? (Can't be someone like Margaery, Arianne, Sansa... they would never marry these to a minor lord's son). Has to be a second daughter of a great lord, or first daughter of another minor lord, etc...

>>84416241
GOT threads never stopped since the last season.

>>84416396
If it's pre-ASOS, Jeyne Westerling. To save Robb and Cat from being total idiots and to see where the story goes from there. But if it's post-ADWD I'd go with one of the Manderly girls, provided their not landwhales. Loyal waifu is the best kind of waifu.

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>>84416491
>tfw no wylla manderly gf
it hurts

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>>84416416
>threads never stopped
But the only thing that happened last season was snow zombies, time traveling cripples, and strong independent wymen tho .
Literally nothing.

>>84408524
What bothered me more is how the children and his look completely changed.

>>84416396
>Has to be a second daughter of a great lord, or first daughter of another minor lord

h-how about the bastard daughter of a king?

>>84416616
sorry bud but mya is PURE

>>84408524
That was so fucking stupid

>Dany, with all her build up in the books, all the time spent messing about in Essos, arrives in Westeros to find it Conquered by FAegon. She then loses the Dance of Dragons part 2 because she's too busy dossing about fighting the Others in the north, losing one dragon to the Night King while Faegon tames the 3rd.
>She dies.
Would you like this? Theres been so much build up that anything would leave a bad taste desu. Dies loses despite all the build up or wind like a cliché.

>>84416616
The standing joke is that they are all bastards & killers. The Starks were the only ones worthy if rule.

>>84416710
I actually think it'd be a pretty good ending for dany to spend all her forces fighting against the others but then get cucked out of the throne by aegon because he didn't bother

>>84416710
George has left it too long and dug himself too deep for the series to come to any satisfying conclusion. If he wants to avoid clichés then It's going to end with the Others victory and a new wall being erected at the neck or everyone fleeing to Essos or something.

>>84416671
m-maybe too pure for lewd but not too pure for love, surely?

>>84416616
Arya, it will always be arya

>>84416616
>marrying used goods
Anon.

>>84416060
There are several awkward meetings like that I'd like to see

>Tyrion killed Davos' son
>Jon wields Jorah's sword
>Theon and basically any Stark

>>84416940
>Tyrion killed Davos' son
It will never be mentioned. Or if it is, it will be Davos apologizing Tyrion for invading his city to put a monster on a throne.

>>84415945
>zombie stannis kills mel
yes

>>84417008
>>84415945
>Stannis overthrows Night King and becomes King of Westeroes

>>84416940
The only one they MIGHT talk about is Jon/Jorah. If D&D even remembers Longclaw is a Mormont sword, that is.

D&D probably forgot about davos' son, and they already had a Theon/Stark discussion (with Sansa), they won't do it again even if it's retarded for the charactrs not to mention it, they wouldn't want to repeat themselves.

D&D only cares about making scenes the showfags will like, not writing a story that makes sense.

>>84417089
Theon will probably be in a situation where it's "oh shit do I choose my sister and Dany or Jon and Sansa???"

What are your thoughts on Feast for Crows.

I'm reading it for the first time and its a chore to get through. I don't even care about the absence of many main characters but it just moved so slowly. I'm more than halfway in and pretty mucb nothing has happened.

>>84417272
I enjoyed everything except for Dorne (not much happening + people you don't really care about) and Arya (obvious reasons).
Brienne and Jaime are especially good.

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>>84407320
>babydick-embossed button on her outfit

>>84417272
It's honestly better than Dance of Dragons. It's mostly character development. But there are a lot of political moves, especially with Cersei, Jaime, and the Ironniggers.

>>84400884
I would eat this bad bitch's shit, piping hot right from her ass, just to fuck her for the 15 second it would take me to nut her up

>>84417321
I bet she is a master at sph

>>84417190
doubtful. I don't think the "Jon and Dany are opposed" thing is gonna last more than 5 minutes of airtime. No room for Theon in there.

>>84417400
No you see it will be like Igrid all over again

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>>84407640
She was so cute in Rome. What happened?

>>84417478
She fell off a balcony

>>84417461
theon is basically a non-character now.
he's Yara's cheerleader. I'll be very surprised if they spend even one scene on him making a tough choice or anything like that. Think they'll spend a few minutes on his death scene eventually, but that's about it. He hasn't done a fucking thing in the last season aside going "Vote Asha, I'm a useless eunuch cunt!"

>>84417587
They show him on some beach in the trailer though

>>84417587
>Think they'll spend a few minutes on his death scene eventually,

So I guess they care more about him than the Blackfish :^)
But seriously I wonder if they're gonna go with the "justice" death for theon (for the all shit he's done, so they're gonna get rid of him in a AH! TAKE THAT YOU CUNT) way, or if they're gonna go with the "redemption but just not enough" death (he's done good after the reek times, but not meme enough for the meme club, so let's just give him a tragic death).

>>84417619
well the audience has been lead to sympathize with him so Euron will probably kill him

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>>84417643
COCK

>>84417614
with some guy apparently skulking behind him. this might be his death scene.
or this might just be nothing, first guy to step foot on the beach before dany or something.

unless of course they have to symbolically get her first. MY CONTINENT, BITCHES.

>>84417657
Needs a good plucking

>>84417672
Theon survives S7. He bitches out during Euron's attack by jumping into the sea, abandoning Yara who then gets captured by Euron. Her Iron Born supporters beat the shit out of him for being a pussy, but he keeps getting up. Eventually he convinces them to go save her. That's his arc for the season. Also Jon beats him up too.

>>84417272
It's a lot better the second time through. The world building, plotting, and background details are all excellent in that book, but Jamie and Cersei are the only characters whose plotlines are interesting on the surface.

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>>84417714
>yfw they keep on kicking him in the balls and are amazed when he is seemingly tough enough to ignore it

>>84417732
This literally happens. One kicks him the balls, but Theon doesn't react, which gives him a chance to throw a punch, earning their respect.

>>84417657
that's a big guy

>>84416559
And we never stopped bitching about it.

>>84417272
I enjoy it, Brienne and Jaime are best POVs. It's much a much slower pace than the first 3, because it deals with the aftermath of the Wot5K, instead of the war itself.

>>84417587
Read the leaks you JACKASS

What happens is Euron calls Theon "Reek" when they meet and then everybody realizes Theon has been on his side the whole time and Yara dies and shit and then credits roll.

dun dun dun

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i'm so disappointed with what d&d are doing with game of thrones
books will be much better i promise

>>84419382
winds of winter is never coming out

>>84419701
Cute!

>>84419701
Do you think she will ever smile on the show again? And I mean a real smile not a smug bitch face

>>84420002
has she ever done a non-smug-bitch-face smile?

>>84410792
>its not like you can even make the argument that bran was wrong for thinking ned was dishonorable because the writing/directing made it seem like we're supposed to agree with him,

Bookfag here, yes in every way is the above statement true, neither show or book ned would tell bran TOJ and embelish a story that dishonors ned's character.

FUCK U D AND D!

>>84420061
When she thought Myrcella was coming home.

>>84420122
she might smile for jaime or something, maybe right before he kills her
idk

>>84420122
That was the one single time I ever felt bad for Cercei. I like her as a character but I love seeing her suffer.

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So, Cat's mistrust towards Jon is basically completely validated now, right?

>>84420614
Nah he's the only one other than Bran capable of ruling right now.

>>84420665
She sure proved that when he got his whole army killed by abandoning their battle plan.

>>84420614
In the show she regretted the way she distrusted him so that's not really fair.

In the books Jon will become king because of Robb's will so it is fair and square.

>>84420735
And I guess her daughter wasn't a stupid Tully cunt who put her Tully stupitidy to work. She put her "personal feminist vengeance" before her family, still being a selfish asshole. Considering that Sansa has 0 claim to WF since she's been disinherited by Robb, she doesn't know shit about northern politics and she isn't looked at in a positive light, Jon's the better choice.

Are we just supposed to pretend Sansa never told Jon about the knights of the Vale?

>>84420902
>Considering that Sansa has 0 claim to WF since she's been disinherited by Robb, she doesn't know shit about northern politics and she isn't looked at in a positive light, Jon's the better choice.
you can't just conflate show and book canon like that

>>84420902
>Sansa has 0 claim to WF since she's been disinherited by Robb
Never happened in the show.
>Are we just supposed to pretend Sansa never told Jon about the knights of the Vale?
No. But apparently we're supposed to pretend that Jon was competent and somehow "avenged the red wedding", which the lords solely blamed on the Starks days before anyway.
Jon know that Sansa, Arya, and Bran are alive. He's a usurper, there's no going around that.

>>84415453
If some psycho bitch blew up the Basilica in the 11th century, I don't think it would have gone over well.

>>84416109
stephen dillane

>>84420978
I mean it's been a few years since he found out Bran crossed the wall, I don't think you'd have too much hope for a child to survive in such harsh conditions for that long. Same goes for Arya, nobody from her family has seen her since S1. If the characters are going to be realistic they'd hedge their bets on their siblings being dead by now.

>>84421055
>Same goes for Arya
Except Brienne who was right there more often than not.
Even if we assume that he disregards what Sam, Brienne, and Sasna told him, or that Rickon turned out to be alive all along as well. There's still the issue of usurping Sansa. Regardless of your feelings towards the character, lawfully she comes before him, but he took the crown without consulting her or even glancing at her general direction.

Anyone else hoping the sand sneks die in the most painful way possible this season?
What are the odds of that? D&D do love doing fanservice

>>84421306
they're definitely dying, but idk how painfully

>>84421306
I mean, they're obviously going to die.

The only way you survive this show is if the writers forget about you completely.

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Damn getting close to a new thread

Something tells me there will be exciting news at some point during next thread

>>84421190
Since he knows he's the better choice. I was hoping we'd get a more seasoned Jon who realizes that the honorable thing isn't always the smartest thing to do but that's not the case.

If Jon would've stopped the lords and told them Sansa should get the North, he would've looked weak and weakness won't boost any morale. But I guess that's also null and void considering he's going to bend the knee as soon as Daenerys spreads her legs or whatever happens.

>>84421508
The actors were on Time magazine and did interviews for it. Find it yourself though.

whose you're fav got reactor?

NEW >>84421731

>>84421697
No one, because I'm not a fucking normalfag

>>84420614
>usurper
>lords made their choice when a Stark/Lannister/Bolton was right there
>when Jon told her she was Lady of Winterfell

Not his fault, Cat raised selfish retards

>>84422693
ohh