/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

From last thread.

>>84350276
If Scott Walker showed up in the roadhouse I'd cream my jeans.

Homestly I prefer his transitional phase where he wasn't quite avant garde, but no longer singing walker brothers shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiloWOFuY08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELbkzAIfmA

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Underrated kino imagery from Part 8

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>>84350312
>Urged on by an impulse which I cannot definitely analyse, I scrambled with difficulty down the rocks and stood on the gentler slope beneath, gazing into the Stygian deeps where no light had yet penetrated. All at once my attention was captured by a vast and singular object on the opposite slope, which rose steeply about an hundred yards ahead of me; an object that gleamed whitely in the newly bestowed rays of the ascending moon. That it was merely a gigantic piece of stone, I soon assured myself; but I was conscious of a distinct impression that its contour and position were not altogether the work of Nature. A closer scrutiny filled me with sensations I cannot express; for despite its enormous magnitude, and its position in an abyss which had yawned at the bottom of the sea since the world was young, I perceived beyond a doubt that the strange object was a well-shaped monolith whose massive bulk had known the workmanship and perhaps the worship of living and thinking creatures.
- HP Lovecraft, "Dagon"

>there are people who didn't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks before season 3
>episode 8 happens
APOLOGIZE

Bowie 1992 whilst assuming the role of Philip Jeffries: Wasn't going to talk about judy

Bowie 2013: Talked about judy

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K I N O
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tfw you realize this thread will never be as good as the previous thread.

You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

The whole purple lodge or whatever made me think of this crazy "conspiracy"

http://saturndeathcult.com/the-sturn-death-cult-part-1/a-timeless-age-in-a-purple-haze/

>>84350312
ALBERT, I'LL TAKE THAT SECOND MINERAL WATER NOW.

>mfw JUST got to watch Part 8 due to being on business trip

That might be the single best episode of a TV series I've ever seen and I'm struggling to comprehend any of it.

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>>84350363
I wouldn't say it's "required reading" but it still adds to your knowledge of the world and it's still good.

I hate the recent high school graduates in these threads that pretend to be le patrician experts and try to diminish Frost's contributions to Twin Peaks when a good portion of them probably didn't even watch Twin Peaks until after Secret History was even released.

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>8 hours in
>only 2 minutes worth of James

A U D R E Y D E A T H W H E N

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>>84350421
>0 minutes worth of Audrey

How many plebes will give up after Episode 8?

BRAVISSIMO LYNCH

>>84350409
This season is as much a pseud filternas it is a pleb filter.

>>84350436
>Coop didn't dick her hard
I wonder about him sometimes.

how the hell is Lynch going to follow up that episode without disappointing? My only guess is Cooper's gonna go back to normal in the next episode.

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>>84350421
>worth

>>84350335
That fucking second one is basically BOB's theme song.

>>84350458
>implying he didn't fill her comatose womb with his doppelseed

>>84350453
I don't think pseuds can ever be filtered. They'll be posing in these threads for as long as they exist, and they can never be held accountable or ridiculed for their retarded statements due to the anonymous nature of 4chan.

>>84350337
At first that guy looked like Philip Jeffries

I'm actually going to apologize to Lynch directly for making fun of the special effects in the series so far.

>>84350408
It is.

I'm watching it for the second time right now. This shit is unbelievable.

>>84350409
Teach me how to Dougie

>>84350462
This isn't formulaic episodic content. It's all one project. Part 8 may be topped, but not necessarily in the next episode.

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I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Laura's face on the ball.
Bravo Lynch and your bad shlock.

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>>84350528
Maybe I'll let you kiss me now, handsome.

>>84350497
Not all of them, no, but if even one pseud gets filtered, it's worth it.

>>84350544
I seriously hope it's not going the direction of Laura being some destined martyr of kindness.

>>84350555
Did you not watch FWWM? Laura is the one

>>84350549
All the bitches love me
You ain't fucking with my Dougie

>>84350555
More she was manufactured to get the ball rolling.

>people were crafting theories around the shovels for weeks
>turns out jacoby is just nuts

just stop theorycrafting, we will see what happens in the coming weeks

what does the giant gain out of helping humanity

>>84350589
>nuts
The only people that are nuts are those who wouldn't dig themselves out of the shit.

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Upcoming Episode Descriptions:
Part 9: This is the chair.
Part 10: Laura is the one.
Part 11: There’s fire where you are going.
Part 12: Let’s rock.

Predictions?

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>>84350578
>get the ball rolling.

>>84350377
I'm pretty sure this is a once in a lifetime type of thing in terms of seeing this in mainstream tv, I doubt we'll see it again.

The thing about being weird now is that everything is weird with rigid constraints, and if you wanna be "weird" you have to have a purpose, it has to serve some kind of point, even if that point is literally "dude sooo surreal!!" it's almost a pretentious thing where the point is that it is surreal and we're all supposed to accept that it is because that is why the scene exists.

Season 3 of Twin Peaks isn't pretentious, it isn't out to prove itself, it isn't adhering to a specific rules, they're doing what they want to do in a really honest way.

Smart television will continue to exists, far smarter shows than Twin Peaks are already out there, but in terms of pure experimental artistic and uncompromising vision, I think it'll take a long time for this to happen again in a mainstream light, it'll be out there in obscurity but I think it'll be a while until a television network decides to take a risk as big as Showtime did with this. I hope it pays off for them in the long run, shit fucking network that runs all their shows into the ground did something good for once.

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>>84350599
angelic pussy

>>84350589
>just stop theorycrafting, we will see what happens in the coming weeks
Stop telling people to stop doing things that Lynch welcomes. Lynch is glad people are speculating over the series.

>>84350606
>This is the chair
Probably spoken by Mickey who's Linda's husband. She's due to receive her electrical wheelchair.

>Laura is the one
Probably spoken either by someone in the Sheriff's department or by someone from the Lodges.

>There's a fire where you're going
No idea.

>Let's rock
I have a feeling this is when Cooper's going to come back to his senses.

>>84350628
how is that airplane flute solo coming anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2CKQQr90E
>this wasn't playing over the radio broadcast
Lynch blew it

>>84350599
>>84350599
Considering he built a movie theater, entertainment probably. He just happens to like comfykino more than horror.
There's also the thought that helping people makes him feel good.

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>>84350606
>Part 12

>>84350647
>MUH FANSERVICE

>>84350646
how's being a smug asshole coming along? Can't blame people for assuming it's a code considering the original stock footage wasn't like that, and if it's fake sun glare, it's the worst I've ever seen in any television show or film.

>>84350606
i predict i will have around 20 boners per episode

also has anybody done a side-by-side of laura getting sucked out of the red room in episode 1 and the giant birthing/summoning her in episode 8? like with the glass box?

The giant's golden machine kinda looked like a doorknob

>>84350672
>MUH GREENTEXT
kill yourself

>>84350606
If that part 12 title doesn't sound like an intense kick-off to the final act I don't know what does

>>84350620
There will never be another director with the clout Lynch has to get an 18 hour deal to do personal art on a major network. Also major networks are ending. This is the last of a certain age.

>>84350620
>Season 3 of Twin Peaks isn't pretentious, it isn't out to prove itself, it isn't adhering to a specific rules, they're doing what they want to do in a really honest way.

Absolutely. I've never understood the "Lynch is a pretentious hack" shtick. I've always found his material to be very down to earth in its own peculiar way. I don't know where this season will take us, but I'm 100% on board and I have a feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange (tm).

>>84350389
L Y N C H E D

>>84350335
>implying Scott will perform his old shit

>>84350662
>>84350707
I wonder what new accusations we'll get if MJA gets wind of that title.

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You know, Twin Peaks is part of the autistic kid's imaginary universe. Nothing matters.

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>>84350606
Part 9: Mike and Bob meet and partner up after having a sitdown.
Part 10: Hawk finds the fourth page.
Part 11: Cooper faces the trial that wakes him up.
Part 12: Bad Cooper ends up in the stone age and attempts to take over Mr. Slate's company

DAT EPISODE

>>84350730
I doubt it myself. Just expressing my preference.

>>84350712
Lynch had a recurring role on The Cleveland Show.

He's anything but pretentious, which in all fairness, is a rarity for "avant-garde" artists. If you didn't know him, and you just saw Eraserhead for example, you would think he was an artsy douche.

>>84350409
this, Lynch is my favorite director ever by far but part of what makes Twin Peaks so interesting is that it's really the only time Lynch worked closely with somebody else, TP wouldn't have ever existed without Frost. Frost is basically the creator of TP while Lynch makes it special with his godlike directing and imagery.

>People think Laura is Jesus now because of the gold ball
>They don't realize it's the Giant resurrecting her

>>84350747
Same shit. He's not very creative.

>>84350759
kek

For the last time.
For the last time.
For the last time.
For the last time.

>>84350079
not talking about judy and leaving judy out of this IS the meme

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>>84350712
"Pretentious" is often misused as a normie buzzword for "I dun get it, this is gay why don't they just explain what's happening I watch films and TV exclusively for the plot"

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>>84350759
Part 13: Cooper finds himself on some desert planet

>>84350856
We are just posting because girl 1956 is Judy

>series ends up becoming Ronnie Rocket by the end

two questions
1. does the new series reference the film in any way?
2. are there any characters that were introduced in the film returning for the series?

>Be Audrey Horne
>Wake up in the hospital
>There has been an explosion
>You're in pain
>People have died
>Your face ain't so pretty now
>Suddenly your husbando Special Agent Cooper walks in
>He'll make things better
>He seems strange
>He starts violently raping you
>You scream but he covers your mouth
>You can't breathe, you're in pain all over, and now your pussy is being destroyed by Cooper
>He leaves and you never see him again
>9 months later you give birth to a brat
>Billy Zane comes back and notices you have a kid, and that you don't look so good
>He turns 360 degrees and flies away
>You become an alcoholic shut in as you watch your rape baby grow up to be an abusive drug pushing child murderer

>>84350409
People STILL don't realize that E8 is pure Frost in its content, pure Lynch in its execution

>>84350712
For Twin Peaks to be pretentious it would actually have to claim to be something that it isn't, and this show clearly has an identity that is completely uncompromising so it is total idiocy to call it pretentious.

People like throwing that word around for things they don't understand and are intimidated by, the thing is Lynch isn't hard to understand at all, he isn't a calculating and pseudo-intellectual filmmaker. While this is legitimately the craziest thing I have ever seen on television, it is still tangibly rooted in the lore of the series, the way it is presented may be abstract and unconventional but you still leave that episode with a deeper understanding of the show, you may have more questions but you also got a lot of insight.

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>>84350802
this is what I think and hope to God it is, Laura being some chosen messiah alien would be George Lucas/Ridley Scott-tier wank and would ruin how amazing S3 has been so far. Maybe some sort of Laura doppelganger will show up and help Coop return to normal, it doesn't make any sense that Laura would somehow be the chosen one to stop Bob.

>>84350889
yes and yes

>>84350862
Showtime description: "The sleeper must awaken."

>>84350889
Yes

>>84350794
Exactly. And although I really like both FWWM and Secret History, I think they both suffered in different ways from the other co-creator's absence of input. Twin Peaks will always be their collaboration.

>>84350889
1. Annie in Laura's Dream "write it in your diary"
2. The owner of the trailer park, and Phillip Jefferies

>>84350896
Yep. It was the extremes of both creators, and it was incredible.

>>84350902
>>84350908
thanks guys. just finished the two seasons and am now watching the film, suddenly this question bothered me about wether in the new series lynch would completely ignore the film's existence. can't wait to finish the film and start season 3. got a friend who bugged me for years to watch the series and is now bugging me to catch up so we can watch new episodes together.

>>84350899
I think Inland Empire is Lynch's only work that is genuinely pretentious because it isn't rooted in anything and doesn't have any real value or payoff, it's just wacky Lynch shit for the sake of it but it has no substance and is just a retread of Mulholland Dr without being half as good.

>>84350938
his best film imo
>tfw you're pretentious af and like pretentious stuff

>>84350889
The new series references the film extremely often, it's essential that you watch it and in my opinion the film is the best part of Twin Peaks.

>>84350901
Why would that even be the only possibility? Makes more sense if she were just made incidentally and served only to be the beginning of the end of Bob.

>>84350889
>Garmonbozia
>Philip Jefferies
>Blue Rose
>Electricity
>The Ring
>Carl

>>84350956
what about missing pieces? is that essential too?

>>84350935
Season 3 is basically all the payoffs to stuff FWWM established 25 years ago. It's quite incredible, really.

>>84350901

It's not Laura though, it's the Arm's cousin

>>84350995
Lynch himself said the scenes were part of the big picture.

>>84350938
I tend to agree. I'm not even sure it was "pretentious", but it definitely seemed whatever the filmmaking equivalent of word salad is. He just winged ideas and filmed them. It's interesting from that standpoint, but I don't think it's a very good "film". I'm a huge Lynch fan, and I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I genuinely think it's his worst film by far. I'm glad this season of Twin Peaks is redeeming my last impression of him.

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>>84350969
I just extremely dislike Laura being some weird alien creation in any way whatsoever, I think it completely ruins the point of her story and as a result the entire series.
>>84350995
I'd argue that the only essential parts of the missing pieces are the Phillip Jeffries (David Bowie) scene and the convenience store scene, both of these are two different complex scenes that are condensed into one absolute mess in the film. The content of these scenes are referenced CONSTANTLY in S3 and seem to be extremely important but it's nigh impossible to gather anything from the fucking mess that they were turned into in the final cut. I adore FWWM but I will never in my life understand why they cut those scenes, it really hurts the film.

>>84350938
I see Inland Empire as an experience rather than a film.

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>>84350935
don't forget to watch the missing pieces!

>>84350995
Yes. I'd say it's even more important than the movie itself.

>>84351057
>>84351050
>>84351037
thanks guys, back to watching the film and then missing pieces.

>>84351037
They cut the Doc Hayward scene, too. I will never understand why because it was incredibly powerful, in my opinion.

>The angels will return, and when you see the one that's meant to help you, you will weep with joy.

Whenever he says that and I see Laura's reaction, I almost start tearing up like a faggot.

>>84351031
I agree that it's his worse film and I'm extremely thankful it didn't end up being the last thing he ever did.
>>84351041
I think that's bullshit. Inland Empire, to me, felt just like a complete and total rehash of the whole point of Mulholland Dr (the hollywood actress angle) and the storytelling style of Mulholland Dr but completely and utterly lacked the substance AND style. You can look at every aspect of Mulholland Dr and things start to piece together in many different ways varying on interpretations, and you can clearly make out the value of each different scene. It has a fucking payoff to deciphering it, and the characters and the relationships between them are great, especially the contrast between their dream counterparts and real selves. Mulholland Dr also has wonderfully crafted scenes like Silencio and amazing cinematography while Inland Empire looks like fucking dog shit and has very few standout moments.

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>walk into motel room
>see this
>wat do?

>>84350938

"I can't understand it so it's random."

>>84351037
>I just extremely dislike Laura being some weird alien creation

It's pretty clear that human souls in this universe are made this way.

>>84351085
I think that
>LAURA, SARAH, WHERE'S MY AXE? I'M HUNGRY!
being cut detracts a lot from the film too. It would have made the scene where he talks about her dirty hands even more tense in contrast.

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>>84351098
I don't think it's "random" but I do think that it doesn't all fit together in a way that makes a good film.

>>84350408
Business trip? Where did you go, and how'd it go? Did you win the business? Going on a business trip tomorrow.

Where can I watch the missing pieces?

>>84351087
>Inland Empire looks like fucking dog shit and has very few standout moments
imo laura dern's acting saves the film

>>84351098
Not even who you're replying to, nor do I even agree, but shitpost responses like these are the cancer of /tpg/. If you want to discuss, then discuss. If you can't form an argument, don't comment on it. The fake condescension reeks of wannabe film snob insecurity.

>>84351095
Give into what I want and fuck the consequences.

>>84351095
ask her age, obvs

>>84350377
Did Lynch blow the whole season 3 budget on this episode?

Just stan brakhage my shit up

>>84351137
i got it from rutracker, the entirety of "the entire mystery" is ripped and in good quality

>>84351163
I hope not

>>84351095
accept that my career and potentially my freedom is completely over and give in to temptation thbat will probably last about 10 minutes.

But my god what a glorious 10 minutes.

>>84351114
It's a shame that the pacing and tone of the film gets fucked up with the Q2 edit, because the movie really is more enjoyable with a lot of those scenes included. I watch that version sometimes for a change of pace, and though it's definitely not superior, I enjoy the aforementioned parts a lot more.

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>>84350995
It's worth watching for the dinner scene alone.

>>84351163
how DID he get the budget for this series? considering the ratings are like 300k for each episode

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>>84351183

>>84351163
>tfw the rest of the episodes look like crank yankers and lynch voices everybody

>>84350599
>what does the giant gain out of helping humanity
In the beginning of season 3 the giant says something about BOB
>"He is in our house [the kingdom of God/white lodge]
>All things cannot be said aloud now

So basically the Giant is saying that evil is creeping in to the white lodge and Giant wants to get rid of BOB.

>>84351198
Theatrical works as a standalone. Q2 is better if you're gauntleting the entire franchise.

>>84351216
>lynch voices everybody
lynch or gordon? cuz if gordon i'll watch

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>>84351095
>"S-sorry miss!"

Then leave

>>84351205
Showtime doesn't go by ad revenue so live numbers don't make a shit. They only care about subscribers, and they got a shitload.

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>>84351095
fuck her right in the pusy

Lynch REALLY needs to release a version with the important parts of fwwm edited in. It's fucking insane that it doesn't officially exist yet.

>>84351095
isn't it crazy how beautiful audy/donna/shelly/laura were? if i was straight teenage boy in those days i'd wank my dick off

>>84351095
My skin would melt off like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark if I ever encountered the otherwordly beauty of 1990 Sherilyn Fenn in person.

>"Woodcutters From Fiery Ships"

>David Lynch was to team with anime producer Bandai and two Japanese partners to produce a digital adventure to be released on DVD-ROM, the Internet, and in novelization form. The project was tentatively entitled "Woodcutters From Fiery Ships".

>Unfortunately, the project never came about. Lynch says it was "blocked from the get-go." The game was going to be a "conundrum thing.. a beautiful kind of place to put yourself. You try to make a little bit of mystery and a bit of a story, but you want it to be able to bend back upon itself and get lost ... Ceratin events have happened in a bungalow which is behind another in Los Angeles. And then suddenly the woodcutters arrive and they take the man who we think has witnessed these events, and their ship is... uh, silver, like a 30`s kind of ship, and the fuel is logs. And they smoke pipes."

>>84351192
She is 18 so it is literally fine anyway.

>>84351256
has anyone commented on wether the return is a success or not?

>>84351282
16, but that's legal in Washington.

>>84351205
Lol, he's Lynch. Also, ratings are meaningless. The show was filmed as early as 2015. I assume Showtime and Lynch agreed to a contract about that time.
But up till this point I was thinking he really had a tiny, limited budget due to all of those CGI oddities. Then there was the Gulfstream jet scene which turned out to be stock footage from an advertisement. Given the reputation that both Twin Peaks and David Lynch have., it's fair to assume that some actors agreed to participate or have a cameo pro bono. The same goes for some of those musical acts, including Nine Inch Nails.

>>84351205
Subscribers went way up for Showtime

>>84351295
All that's official is that Showtime is overjoyed with the subscription boost the season helped generate.

>>84350802
>>84350901
This. Otherwise, it's just a retarded twist/retcon.

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>>84351281
>we will never get this

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How do I into black coffee?

>>84351303
>Then there was the Gulfstream jet scene which turned out to be stock footage from an advertisement.

link?

>>84351342
suppress your sexual urges

>>84351303
You have to work for scale no matter what

>>84351206
>sometimes my arms bend back
Was the evil Laura in the lodge the mother?

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>>84351342
get some really good or at least flavored coffee. or be a man and do your own thing

>>84351316
It's a huge critical success so far, too. I think awards season will really determine Showtime's willingness to greenlight a potential followup. It would all hinge on Lynch's desire, obviously, but everyone else involved seems entranced by Twin Peaks again.

I hope the eventual Q2 edit of episode 8 will intersperse some dougie scenes into that interminable 40 minute art school sequence. It's clear that Lynch has no idea what he's doing.

>>84351202
BIG BOI HUNKRY!!11

>all these threads and nobody noticed the similarity between the voices of the woodsman and Phillip Jeffries in episode 2

>>84351369
Was The Wolf a Dugpa?

>>84351342
It has to be fresh or it's garbage, buy whole beans and a handheld burr grinder (they're like $20-30 tops), buy a french press (also like $20), grind, brew, drink, don't let it sit around unless it's in a really well-sealed thermos, and even then drink it sooner rather than later.

>>84351377
>Q2 edit
what's a q2 edit?

>>84351372
My biggest hope is that Twin Peaks ends for good this September and Lynch moves onto something new. He's already said that his retirement announcement was out of context bullshit

>>84351372
i think the miniseries awards this year will go to fargo again.

>>84351372
>I think awards season will really determine Showtime's willingness to greenlight a potential followup
for the one thousandth time you god damn mongoloids, season 3 is the LAST time we will ever see Twin Peaks, Lynch said so himself.

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>>84351342
1. try different beans until you find one you like.
2. drink it.
3. ?????
4. "case file"

>>84351392
It explains the speed in which he arrived

>>84351404
A fanedit of FWWM with The Missing Pieces included. It's fairly well done, but I wouldn't recommend it to a first timer. Q2 is the name of the editor.

>>84351415
>moves onto something new
considering how hard that was for him to get any funding for a new movie after inland empire, i don't think it would be easy for him to just jump into making a new movie after twin peaks.

i hope q2 makes tp season 4. it's clear that he has a better handle on the material at this point than (ugh) lynch

>>84351420
>for the one thousandth time you god damn mongoloids, season 3 is the LAST time we will ever see Twin Peaks, Lynch said so himself.
link?

i just saw that Mark Frost did those fucking terrible fantastic four movies. how is his twin peaks stuff so good?

>>84351420
>“Right now, there’s no plans for anything more,” he told reporters at the Television Critics Association press tour here. Though he prefaced that by noting, “Before I said I wasn’t going to revisit it, and I did. You never say no.”

Literally kill yourself.

>>84351455
he has a ghost writer

the fuck is twin peaks?

>>84351442
That depends on Showtime. If he made them money, and the subscription boost suggests he has, then they may strike another deal.

>>84351484
for more twin peaks? sure.
for a crazy new project? i'm not optimistic

>>84351475
the question is, then, is the ghost writer poopoo or is it mark himself?

>>84350377
i liked how the giant's projection was like a uterus and it birthed the ball

>>84350312
Does anybody else think that the death and destruction of world war 2 drew out the lodge spirits? That's alot of garmonbozia floating around. Maybe the atom bomb is what finally opened the door.

>>84351455
He puts his heart into Twin Peaks. Fantastic Four was just a paycheck.

>>84351494
i don't see another season of Twin Peaks happening. everything official that mentions the show refers to it as a limited run.

>>84350343
Wtf I just read this

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>>84351484
>>84351494
>mfw mulholland dr gets greelit as the TV series it was always meant to be thanks to The Return

>>84350312
Does anybody have the song that plays during the Giant's floating scene? It was really beautiful.

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>>84351345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4k-2-AgEVI&feature=youtu.be&t=32

0:31 to 0:36

>>84351466
Lynch is usually more definite than that, too. Everyone involved seemed to be sucked right back in, and various actors said they would absolutely be up for more, including Kyle. I'm not going to hold my breath, but it's definitely not out of the question. Lynch will just have the same demands he had for this season. That's the real hurdle, considering it was so unprecedented.

>>84351476
your mommas tits

>>84351536
holy shit that would be awesome

>>84351095
>"Audrey, look I really like you" *takes of tie* "but I'm a Federal Agent" *takes off gun holster* "and you're a person of interest" *unbuttons shirt* "in a Federal investigation." *kicks off shoes* "And besides, I'm older" *undos belt* "than you are" *pulls off socks* "but I really like you" *unzips* "please believe me." *takes off pants* "Sometimes, Audrey" *takes off draws* "we just have to say no" *pulls sheet down to reveal her breasts* "to the things we want." *kisses Audrey on lips* "Do you understand?" *motions for blowjob*

>>84351542
>>84351542
has anyone tried to decipher that into something meaningful?

what is the sequence exactly if you go frame-by-frame?

>>84351520
Only reason Lynch said maybe was because he said no last time. Frost and MacLachlan both said it was up to Lynch. I say it's over unless Lynch gets a good idea about it, and that's not very likely since he has other projects in his head no doubt.

So what the fuck was Coop doing in the giants house in episode 1? Is Coop one of the giants creations like Laura?

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>>84351536
fuck
i had forgotten
is laura harring still hot?

>>84351543
I'd be ecstatic if we got one more film.

>>84351578
>So what the fuck was Coop doing in the giants house in episode 1?
I think it was the opposite. The giant came to visit Coop in the lodge.

>>84351536
The soot-covered guys are already from mulholland drive

Why would we need a show on that when Lynch clearly uses the same concepts on twin peaks already

Twin peaks also has much better and deeper lore

>>84351575
Could just be universal law fucking up due to Cooper being in two places at once.

>>84351543
>Lynch will just have the same demands he had for this season
what were his demands? complete creative control?

>>84351585
i'd rather have a seaon of tv

>>84351592
>>84351578
Maybe The Giant & Cooper became friends while he was trapped in the Red Room

>>84351536
The story in Mulholland Drive has already been finished and it's perfect, no reason to revisit it.

A whole new Lynch TV series actually about the dark world of showbiz would be fucking amazing though.

Rhonda best girl

>>84351608
Complete creative control + double the original amount of episodes.

>>84351634
Pure clout

>>84350389
garmonbozia

>>84351639
Cloutkino

>>84351634
>double the original amount of episodes
this was extremely important imo. i would have for sure thought that we would get the 8 or 10 that any miniseries would get. 18 episodes made me so happy.

Laura was created as bait

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Windom for the win

>>84351639
They refused until all the actors basically publicly went on strike and forced their hand.

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>long visual scene
>Penderecki as soundtrack
Kubrick is smiling in heaven

>>84351656
Yep, imagine if Twin Peaks was over already.

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When in the Twin Peaks timeline does this take place?

>>84351476
why don't you try paying attention you fucking moron

>>84351281
>we were this close to get a videogame produced by Lynch
Feels bad man...

>do you wanna hear about our specials? we don't have any
GOD DAMN

>>84351742
>we will never get a lynch/kojima collaboration

>>84351342
Your tastebuds need to mature first.

>>84351671
hey anbro take off your trip sincerely trip up

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>>84351742
which reminds me, there's this series of free short adventure games called cube escape, heavily influenced by twin peaks. i'd recommend them if you're bored
http://www.cubeescape.com

>>84350647
Thank god it didn't

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>>84351742
>>84351816
>>84351333
>David Lynch ends up making a VR game
>It makes VR kino

>>84351839
vr will never happen
people should stop trying to make vr happen

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So episode 8 was the ultimate pleb filter or what

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>>84350389
Before you open your mouth again to say anything:

"These various groups did not share a universal style, but rather were connected by their rejection of idealism, stale artistic and intellectual conventions and modern society’s unchecked embrace of ‘rationalism’ and ‘progress’.

They condemned the nationalist and capitalist values that led to the cataclysm of the war and employed unorthodox techniques, performances and provocations to jolt the rest of society into self-awareness.

The absurdity of Dada activities created a mirror of the absurdity in the world around them. Dada was anti-aesthetic, anti-rational and anti-idealistic. Key figures such as Marcel Duchamp disturbed the art world with his ready-mades such as Fountain (which is simply a urinal). Dada’s challenge to conventional notions of ‘high art’ radically impacted later developments in conceptual art, performance art and post-modernism among others....

Surrealism was characterized by a profound disillusionment with and condemnation of the Western emphasis on logic and reason. However, Breton wanted to create something more programmatic out of Dada’s nonsensical and seemingly unfocused activities. Consequently, Surrealist works were bound up with the psychoanalytical theories of Sigmund Freud relating to the irrational and instinctual drives of the unconscious.

Through the use of unconventional techniques such as automatism and frottage, Surrealist artists attempted to tap into the dream-world of the subliminal mind, visualizing its secrets and mysteries.

Some of these artists include René Magritte, Man Ray, Max Ernst and Salvador Dalí. In its intention to undermine established values, the oppositional stance of both Dada and Surrealism served as an important precursor to late 20th century artistic developments such as Neo-Dada, Nouveau Réalisme and Institutional Critique while still inspiring artists today.

>>84351847
VR is for sure happening, I already use it for porn, POV scenes are out of this world

anyone else have a nightmare in relation to the last episode?
I didn't even find the episode spooky

>>84351847
t. poorfag who hasn't tried vr

>>84351281
Oh man, if only.

This would have destroyed all of this pretentious walking simulator garbage we have now.

>>84351905
I thought this was a meme until I actually tried it. Life-changing shit.

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>>84351847
I'm getting a Rift with my next paycheck.

>>84351917
I dreamt that i meet lynch and we hung out and then i asked if i could have a cameo in a twin peaks episode and he said "sure, man"

>>84351882
Dougie is still the pleb filter. Episode 8 was the filter for overanalyzers.

I literally can't watch any modern TV shows after this episode. They just look painfully bad.

What kind of sorcery is this?

>>84352016
Fuck off reddit

There would be been some times that Leland raped Laura without being controlled by BOB but just because he felt like it.

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>>84352016
THIS

>>84351882
I can only imagine what the bandwagoners who wanted to watch "the next Breaking Bad" thought.

>>84351342
good beans. pour-over brew. don't overheat the water.

>>84350380
Why not just read recognitions, superior author anyway

>>84351917
Not a nightmare, but a wild succession of dreams that lasted all night. Can't remember much, though, other than it being like something out of Inland Empire.
Same thing happened when I watched the 4 episodes.

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Was Episode 8 the furthest a television show has ever pushed the envelope? Can't say I've experienced anything close to it before.

Cute, anime.

>>84352036
>Implying Bob is real and isn't just a mass hallucination by the whole town to deal with the fact Leland is a rapist

Episode 7 seemed by far the best so far, then 8 comes along and utterly decimates it. I hope the show can keep up the ability to top itself.

I watched the episode utterly drunk so am looking forward to watching it again sober.

>>84352016
I'm honestly glad Better Call Saul ended, because it was the only thing I was watching at the same time, and once Twin Peaks started it just seemed like shit in comparison, and I actually like Better Call Saul.

>>84352098
That theory's long since definitively BTFO

>>84352098
>pleb
Bob is literall
>reddit
Bob is metaphorical
>patrician
Bob is literall and metaphorical

>>84352168
This

>>84352010
yfw you're cast as the musical performance at the end of episode 17, in drag, lip synching to katy perry's swish swish bish

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>>84352034

>>84352054
Better call saul is still better

>>84352168
This

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>>84352168
Fucking perfect.

>>84352187
who is the experiment

>>84352187
HELL

GOD

BABY

DAMN

NO

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>>84352217

>>84350938
And mulholland drive is a retread of lost highway with different gendered protagonists

Why did Dopplecoop think he could defeat the Ray in a fray?

>>84352217
Mommy

>>84352215
>that suit
holy shit my dick is the fifth element

>>84350759
but back in the stone age...

>>84352225
Everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

>>84351917
Yeah of the way Gottalightman stared down at the radio man when he crushed his skull. Can't find a screencap of it but it looks creepy as heck tbqh.

>>84352196
young lynch was unbelievably bae

kino off the scale. I watched it with my gf who I have been schooling. bad idea as she went ARRGHH BOB EGGS during the most kino part, which made me laugh. I'll watch it again alone.

>>84352225
Glass box monster looks different from the ayy lmao that vomited BOB though.

>>84352168
>übermensch
Metaphors are literal

>>84351258
based pusy poster

this is the water

Episode 8 cemented that the new show is better than the old one desu.

>>84352305
she was younger

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>>84352292
Baevid Lynch

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>>84352328
Nope

>>84352328
Even though they're both "Twin Peaks" I still think it's an apples and oranges comparison.

>>84352346
how's annie tho?
no, fr real, how's annie?

>>84352335
The lost Manning brother.

>>84352363
nobody knows

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>>84352168
this

>>84352363
She died in the missing pieces

>>84351816
Do these need to be played in order?

>>84352430
no, still coma
secret hystory said she was okay, for rls

are you okay? annie?

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>>84352335
When did he adopt the god like hair style?

>>84351415

kinogeddon ending with dougie setting off a nuke in twin peaks to seal the rift incoming.

>>84351917
I actually did. Memories are blurry as always, I'm bad at remembering dreams, but i remember a semi-transparent creature, i could only see his general shape while the body had like a magnifying glass effect on what was behind it. It was growing huge, i was looking at it from the second floor of whatever building (like an interior balcony) and it basically reached my height. The head was bald but had some sort of protuberance around the mouth, it basically reminded me of the experiment. I feel like i tried to talk it out from doing... whatever, and maybe the giant was there, but again i can't remember shit

>>84352302
>tee hee hee aren't I funny anon
gfs were a mistake

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>>84352414
hahahaha this fucking pic

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Reminder that season 1, season 2, Fire Walk With Me, and season 3 are not canon.

>>84352440
You can't really survive after having worn the ring

>>84352489
said no one

>>84352433
yeah kinda. i won't spoil anything but there's a timeline and returning characters

>Jeffries becoming more and more relevant to the plot
Bracing for the Bowie cameo soon, my friends. It's happening. Oh boy.

>>84351778
>sincerely trip up
>>>/daily/

Just kidding, I always keep the trip up (heh), saves me the time to type it again where it would be needed like /daily/.

>>84352335
I've never seen Lynch's hair look shitty. You ruined him for me anon

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>>84352489
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>84352475
so only the international pilot is?

>>84352558
a nd gerogia coffew

>>84352535
>Bracing for the Bowie cameo soon, my friends. It's happening. Oh boy.

I'm not counting on it to happen, but in the back of my mind I want nothing more in the world than for it to actually happen.

It'd be the only thing that could top episode 8 so far

fuck me fuck me fuck me
watching fire walk with me, what did they do to donna? she was best girl
who's this second rate prostitute?

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dougie too small

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DIDO

>>84352609
>what did they do to donna? she was best girl
pleb

>>84352532
Ah I see, I started with the theater one because of the red curtains, that looks like it's only the 2nd one?

>>84352609
>what did they do to donna?
Lara Flynn Boyle had scheduling conflicts

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>>84352609
>not preferring superior donna
wew lad

>>84352609
>hating on Moira

Fucking pleb.

anyone else think the frog bug thing is MIKE??? i have a feeling the one armed man will be spitting him out at some point

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>>84352637
>>84352641

>greasy wop
>superior

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Lynch knows how to make intimidating characters look cool as hell in unconventional ways

>>84352554
frost get ye gone

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>>84352666
you're right

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>>84352187
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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>>84350606
>Part 12

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>>84350938
uh, nope

>>84352475
What am looking at?

>>84352657
>Look mum, I posted it again!

>>84352623
that's second to last
order is season, the lake, arles, harvey's box, case 23, the mill, birtday, theatre, the cave
they're also available on phones id you wanna play that way

>>84352621
>>84352636
>>84352637
>>84352641
nothing bugs me more than when a character's actor gets changed. she's not even cute

>>84352681
>it's a bookskipper still thinks he's cool episode

That meme is over with. You're basically shouting that you're a pleb from the rooftops. Try to keep up.

>>84352475
>yurodumbs need some action sequence at the end

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>>84352666
>unconventional look

>>84352723
international version of the first episode. kind of a self contained story

>>84352666
I fucking loved this guy's acting. Every subtle facial expression was gold.

Also, nice satanic trips

>>84352725
She's pretty much objectively more attractive than Lara Flynn Stoneface.

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>>84352187
We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

>>84352219
>>84352708
When will you idiots stop falling for shops?

>>84352702
Why does he wear the mask?

>>84347490
>Not sure how they went from being physical entities in the '50s to ghostlike figures in the present day though.
As I see it, the Woodsmen are a more primordial spirit which manifest from energy or emotional trauma. The nuclear bomb allowed them to take corporeal form in the 50s in great numbers but now in 2017 can manifest only as ghosts in specific circumstances.

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>>84352751

I'll make the next thread

don't split

>>84352749
Do LFB Donnafags officially have the worst taste of anyone in /tpg/?

>>84352636
>Lara Flynn Boyle had scheduling conflicts
She was just being a bitch like usual

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>>84352442
I think pic related might have been taken around Blue Velvet?

>>84352769
tfw you missed out on teenage love

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>>84352769

>>84352761
>he hasn't seen red velvet yet
gtfo

>>84352749
i'm gay so my opinion probably doesn't count but original donna is was more beautiful

>>84352795
fuck this bussy up, daddy
fuuuuuuug

new


>>84352815
>>84352815
>>84352815
>>84352815

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>>84352791
It's ironic as hell in hindsightm but she actually had the best career immediately after TP ended, and had about three or four movies on the go when FWWM was being made
We know how that went though

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>>84352807
>red velvet
Delicious, but how is it related?

>>84352807
I'm gay and your taste is shit

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>>84352769

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>>84352738
It isn't the look that is unconventional, but who would think a coal covered Lincoln impersonator wearing flannel would look cool? He's great at giving characters a memorable physicality.

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>>84352838

>>84352725
>that's second to last
oh no

Puzzles are good though, I'll finish this then do it in order.

>>84351566
keep going :)

>>84352866
i agree he is fucking cool and easily the most interesting villain in the new season

>>84351704
Once the doppelganger dies horribly via vulture attack and gets sent back in time to the era of The Flintstones, creating a time paradox where Cooper was able to escape from the Lodge.

>>84352832
Huh. I never realized that was her in Men In Black.