/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>84195933
peenus weeenus:D

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle has in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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> MEME TEXT

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>84195933

Where are you from /tpg/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13262013

>>84196004
GIVE ME AN L
GIVE ME A Y
GIVE ME AN N
GIVE ME A C
GIVE ME AN H
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME A D
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

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The awls are not what they seem.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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>>84196004
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>84196038
I'm from Eastern Europe and I've seen every episode up to 12 lmao, poor Amerifags

>>84196057

eddie vedder will never touch your dick no matter how many times you post this, you can stop now.

>>84196038
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13262013
>uk/ireland
triggered

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>>84196038
Eastern Yuro here, suprised to see more than one of us here

>>84196106
Just posting facts, sir.

>>84195982
What does Deleuzian mean?

>>84196071
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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:c

Seriously, what was their fucking problem?

>>84196038
Reporting in from /pol/.

>>84196001
what a terrible shop job.

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Guys, what if Coop goes back to normal on the next episode? My heart wouldn't take it.

>>84196157
Gilles Deleuze was a guy

>>84196038

I'm from Yugoslavia. Back then in 1990/91, our national TV was one of the first who broadcasted TP and we had a serious fanbase. It aired on Fridays 23:30.

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>>84196173
I fugged it up :c

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who is better girl, show or movie Donna?

>no current pics allowed

>>84196050
LAYANNACANHEAD!

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Dad

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>>84196225

>>84196136
where in eastern euro

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>>84196189
Dougie will always be with us in our hearts

>>84196038

>Africa

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>>84196219
movie. show Donna just got the short end of the stick when it came to interesting plot.

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>>84196236
Estonia. I don't consider us part of the Scandis, no matter how much our society tries to meme it.

>>84195983

STAAAAAATE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw

>>84196235
>my dad just told me he raped my sister and made a TV series about it and also had his best friend murdered
what was his meaning behind this

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

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>>84196219
You tell me.

>ywn eat her huckleberry muffin

>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]

ITS OUT

i'm going to rape richard horne

>>84196306
missed out probable shoplifting as well as missed car ticket payments

>>84196333
HEEEEeeeell~~~LLLllOOooo

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>>84196333
don't do this

>>84196038
Argentina, where all the best scenes take place.

>>84196306
This is my new favourite meme
(by meme i mean copypastas posted by retards in every single thread (i.e deluzhian windom))

>>84196327
>>84196256

idk brahs show D reminds me of prime molly ringwald

>>84195933
Favorite character


>>84195982
He was annoying as fuck - the annoying hype (Oh Windom Earle is uknowable, oh Windom Earle is our strongest opponent, he is smarter than me) without anything to back it up, the annoying dialogue, the weak writing... so many things wrong with that character. But then again after Leland's death the whole season sucked anyway.

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>>84196333
Watched it earlier. Worst episode yet desu. Lynch really got stuck up his own ass.

>>84196306

Litterbug, too?

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>>84196136
Can anyone explain to me why the original show had that weird red tint over it? What did Lynch mean by that?

>>84196418
what happens

>>84196418
Post a screenshot fag

>>84196401
>me in the back

You think Laura was on BC? Did she let guys cum in her?

>>84196441
>not even fucking googling it

not even once

>>84196401
bitch look like she just seen a dog humping her leg

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>>84196038
scandinavia is in in western europe, einstein.

>>84196483

I wanted to specify regions you cunt. No wonder you skandis are considered as retards in USA.

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please reupload Dougie Jones is one thicc bih. I need it so badly

>>84196467
?

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K I N O
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>>84196418
you've been saying the same thing since the 90s Quentin

What is the most kino scene in the Twin Peaks franchise?

>>84196333
Kek this fucking young Cooper CGI is awful. Straight out of the uncanny valley. They didn't just have older red room outtakes they could have used?

>>84196558

This desu, don't be a cuck anon, re-upload it

>>84196225
>>84196235

im surprised you faggots havent posted pics from his instagram account. far better than any of his twitter shit. he's into death/black metal and gundam, or at least something that looks like it.

>>84196466
Only Kyle and David.

>>84196520
>considered as retards in USA.
lol wtf

>>84196602
"Jerry Introduces Ben to a Brie & Butter Baguette"

>>84196602
https://youtu.be/2vOg0HyJpvI
It's weird in the best possible way

>>84196602
honestly there are some really good shots in the new series. can't think of one in particular though.

>>84196602
when coop lays dying

>>84196038
Who knew there were so many spics in these threads

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>>84196626
this is qt tho

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>>84196602
maf siht

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is this canon?

>>84196038
>Africa
Who is he, /tpg/?

>>84196467
>>84196559
>not knowing the Croatia meme
newfags out

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This is my son Riley. I am very proud of him.

>>84196705
does something like this actually exist?

>>84196306
I saw Cooper's doppelganger at a grocery store in South Dakota yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Georgia coffee in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>84196736
David will never be proud of you.

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>>84196737
yes

>>84196736
>those jeans
David must hate him

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what did he mean by this

>>84196737
No, it's impossible. It's been tried many times before but the best minds in engineering couldn't fathom a way to make the dream a reality. I heard they spent over 60% of the shows SFX budget just trying to make it look plausible that a computer might somehow rise from a desk.

>>84196736
normie scum

>>84196771
you just know

>>84196810
Riley is anything but normie, anon ...

>>84196736
Should have put a gray wig on him and let him play Bob.

>>84196771
who's the other chick

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>>84196242

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imagine having a sister old enough to be your own child and knowing your old man can still get it up and impregnate women

>>84196850
>he hasn't seen FWWM
Shit Donna

>>84196834
oh, he's into anime, my bad

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Anyone seen his untitled project from the kickstarter?

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>>84196885
>growing that Lynch hair

>>84196879
where have i seen her before

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>>84196265
you are wat you waNT and always will be.

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daaaaaad make up your mind is my character named bing or billy???/

when does booper rape richard?

>>84196877
must be a strange life having David as a dad

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lmao David pls

>>84196909
She's the shit Donna from FWWM you fucking pleb

Hey guys, first post here but I have a theory.

I, like many people, have been puzzled and somewhat annoyed by Lynch's insistance on spending so much screen time on Dougie. Spending so much time on a seemingly unrelated, and honestly boring, story is not the Twin Peaks we know and love. But I just thought of something that could explain it all. What if Dougie IS Cooper?

It would definitely explain why this character is seemingly so important. We haven't seen Cooper since he got sucked into that weird portal, or so we're lead to believe. But what if he switched places with Dougie and everyone just THINKS he's Dougie. It would explain why Dougie suddenly had that familiar suit on when we saw him immediately after, and the fact that he has no memories of his life and family. The only weird thing is the fact that Cooper would also seem to have none of his own memories, which doesn't make sense. Although, "Dougie" does seem to be familiar with certain aspects of Cooper's life (agent, case files, fascination with the officer's badge). Plus, would a stiff like Dougie have been able to disarm an assassin like that? That's hard to believe even in this weird world. If my theory is correct, Lynch is honestly a genius because the clues have been under our noses the whole time.

A lot of people probably thought we saw Dougie's Doppelganger in the Lodge (for some reason), but my theory is that that was ACTUALLY Dougie, after swapping places with Cooper. The story would certainly make much more sense that way, but who knows with David Lynch.

Anyway, what do you guys think? Sorry if someone else has already posted something similar.

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>>84196877
HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT

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>>84196928
Lel, encouraging his son to drink drive

>>84196928
Even David types like he talks, I wanna just have a conversation to the man to gift my ears the sweet sensation of his weird as fuck way of speaking.

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>>84196750
Holy shit is this expansion? We are ready to stars and shit.

>>84196648
This or the Leland cry-dancing scene.

>>84197001
he's not weird, just autistic

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>>84196224
Fucking underrated

>>84196877
my 50-something dad had another kid when i was 20-something. you'd think the 20-year old would be the one to knock someone up by mistake, but no. must be something that skips generations.

>>84197051
he's /our/ autist.

Rhonda best girl

>>84197063
he fucking looks like a man baby. also, if i ever get a kid, it better be a chick. also, she better grows up a lesbian.

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>>84197101
Okay Chris-chan

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>>84197086
oh yeah sure, it happens, it's just when you start thinking about it, it kinda makes you stop and think.

>>84197101

>if i ever get a kid it better be a degenerate clit licker who will never be able to continue my name and legacy

wew white men need to get it together

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literally /chris-chan/ tier

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>>84195933
Someone needs to upload this clip of pic related. Easily one of the most kino scenes ever, mad tears were shed.

>>84196071
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84197103
kautta kromin.

>>84197152
>my name and legacy
*dude's who gonna nut in her name and legacy

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>>84197063

>>84196687
It's due to the time the poll was posted at. I'd expect more Europeans at other times, they're still sleeping right now.

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>>84195933

Of course he's not Doppelganger Coop's Rapebaby. We all know who the father is.

that shit with the colonel and ufo in the woods was kinda gay idea

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>>84197271

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>>84197249
fUCk that tötterö!

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>>84193637
He vomited up all his Garmonbozia and now he's lost like, The Juice to be humanish. Remember how when he came out of the Lodge in S2/Missing Pieces he talked liek that, too?

>>84196395
>annoying dialogue
>weak writing

You don't have to like the character, but that's downright wrong. His dialogue was as accurate to a psychopath as can be.

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>>84197321

>>84197180

>Hi, Mrs. Palmer. I'm the FBI agent who was investigating the murder of your daughter
>I just wanted to mention that your husband raped and murdered your daughter and was drugging you to hide it from you.
>Oh, and Leland said sorry before he died and he might have been possessed by an evil demon.
>OK then, enjoy your funeral.

the funeral episode was stupid, only 3 people in the show knew about BOB, the town had no reason to give a shit about a fucking pedophile's funeral

it's amazing how Lynch's absence affected the show's quality immediately

>>84196928
That's endearing as fuck. :3

>>84197287
Speaking of Frost, it's been a long time since I saw the original series. I know Dougie Milford was the old man who died of a heart attack while having sex with Lana, but was there any indication in the show that he was ex-Air Force and knew Major Briggs like the Secret History depicts?

>>84196602
purple room is my favorite scene in the whole show

post yfw Twin Peaks is renewed for a fourth season, Dale is actually Dale from S4E1 and they bring back Harry, Josie, and Catherine

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>yfw real Coop never left the Lodge and Dougie's behavior is just his usual self

>>84197051
WELL, Anon, I comprehensively disagree. I think that my way of communication IS NOT autistic in ANY way.

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>>84196928
>Open the window and let the cool night air be your friend as you drive slowly home enjoying all the sights and sounds
>I'm gonna drive like a maniac, I don't wanna hear SHIT
I read his son's message in Frank Booth's voice

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>>84197423

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>>84196395
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of /tpg/ are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have been WINDOMINATED, but he is the best Twin Peaks character! Whoops! You should always remember YOU CAN'T HURL THE EARLE! Posting Windom Earle hate is poor form. You should always try to praise Windom, unless analyzing his villainy is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the /tpg/ culture!

>>84197563
based earlehead

>>84197373
Sarah was being drugged, that's why she's so weird in the show?

>>84197506
do you think of it as weird then?

it's not cool to be weird or autistic, because that alienates people. it's very important to have friends in life.

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>>84196928
>ywn have david lynch as your dad

>>84197373
It was a small town where everyone knew each other. Leland was well respected before then.

Someone post that fake album cover of Mr. Jackpots

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I love twin peaks for it's surreal imagery and quirky dialog...

>>84197788
>ywn lick those thighs for hours

jdimsa

>>84197788
I watch it for the sweeping.

>>84197824
lack of self-control is a sign of low intelligence

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>>84197788

>>84197864
>lack of self-control
if he had a lack of self control, he'd probably be raping her right now

https://www.socialbakers.com/statistics/facebook/pages/detail/168042789893374-twin-peaks?country=croatia

What did he mean by this?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Riley_S_Lynch/status/418952697480368128

Teresa Banks was so fucking hot.

>>84196967
No, they're having wine tomorrow. The concert is tonight. At least, that's how I read it.

>>84197864
no its not.

>>84197901
Can someone tweet him asking him if he goes on tpg? I dont have a tweeter

>>84197922
Why the fuck did Leland kill her again?

>>84197955
wishful thinking is another sign

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>>84197788
Yeah, how about that dialogue.

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>>84197423
>another year of Twin Peaks summer

I know it'll never happen, but this would be my face when

>>84197901
>4 likes in 3 years

I think its time to delete this post Riley.

>>84197974

because she figured out he was laura's dad and was going to blackmail him

>>84197991
Lets say Lynch does a season 4. It could be 5 episodes for all we know. And it could take him 4 more years for all we know. All we know is all we know.

>>84197974
Leland didn't. BOB did.

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>background nigger
Is Lost Highway canon?

>>84195933

>take a short word that is gibberish

If it's gibberish then it isn't a word. TM has failed me.

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bing?

>reading twin peaks trivia
>the final episode of season 2 was supposed to be way different
>no backwards talking
>spirits would have been very very clear about motives
>windom earle having more than two lines of dialogue

wow, is this the best example of something being LYNCHED for the better?

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>>84198119
daddy?

Drug dealing man who sells The Sparkle is going to shoot Shelly. It has been foreshadowed in episode 1. With Renault behind him at the bar, he mimes shooting Shelly. She likes it. Just like Laura likes. She's the only one who notices all the customers changing at the diner too, this means she's getting closer to the lodge FACT!!!

>>84198181
You can read it for yourself. It's not nearly as good.
http://www.lynchnet.com/tp/tp29.html

>>84197788
i would fuck that until my nuts had shrivelled up and died

>>84196877

Early era 4chan Tom Green is David's son?

>>84197063
Am I the only one to realize, looking at his son, that David Lynch
has very likely been cucked by Tom Green?

>>84197373
>the funeral episode was stupid, only 3 people in the show knew about BOB, the town had no reason to give a shit about a fucking pedophile's funeral
Leland was a respected member of the community of 40 years with roots that digs deeper into twin peaks > only started murdering and abusing his daughter in the first two years that twin peaks kicked off, besides everyone was there FOR SARAH more than leland, you fullretard.
i swear dabid lynch just attracts all the retards with their pseudo-spritual insight and cunning intellect only a redditor would upboat.

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>>84198185
BING WHERE DID YOU PUT MY DIGITS

>>84196004
>vice

Directly into the trah

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Reminder that Laura was a piece of shit who let her own personal problems permeate into the lives of everybody else. Every good deed she did was for some ulterior motive. She did meals on wheels, read to Johnny Horne and tutored Josie just for drug money. She tried to corrupt others because she was jealous of their happiness because her own life sucked, partially by her own doing. She was a fraud and an excuse maker.

She had it fucking coming.

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>>84198119
southseijjer tier tötterö ilman kanankoipii.

>>84197778

smalltown here

a guy recently died and he was our mayor for years
he killed himself because the police were planning to arrest him for embezzlement
he was very beloved before that
at his funeral only his wife and one of his 3 kids showed

>>84198445
nice blog
+1 vote

>>84198413
she cute though

I would like kissing her on the mouth and on the pusy haha

>>84198413
She was in-story pretty and she was nice on the outside (meal on wheels, etc.) That's all that matters.

>>84198282
>>84198323
It has to be a practical joke or else either he or Tom is the other's one doppelopoulos.

>>84198445
>smalltown here
Wow, a whole damn town!

>>84198445

Wow even Hitler had more people at his funeral than that.

>>84198413
>She had it fucking coming.

yeah.. thats the point. they say it outright in the series

>>84198563
>she was nice on the outside (meal on wheels, etc.)

She didn't do that stuff because she genuinely cared. She did it for coke money. That's not like a meme, either. It's a plot point in Secret Diary.

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Make it Twin Peaks related

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At what age did you grow out of Audrey /tpg/?

>>84198693
t. Just got home from High School graduation

>>84198693
I was always a Normafag

>>84198693
I was always a laurafag

she is my waifu unironically

>>84198638
>nice on the outside
>didn't genuinely cared
Everyone in town still knew her as that pretty girl who did meal on wheels.

>>84198413
Laurafags are the cancer that is killing /tpg/

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>>8419868

Madeline looks nothing like Laura
Why?

Who was the biggest whore? Laura or Josie?

>>84198834
meant for
>>84198688

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>>84195933
Which one, /tpg/?

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Literally every Twin Peaks girl is a whore besides Lucy.

>>84198688
some combo of Dale, Albert, and Gordon
Harry, Norma, Pete
Ben Horn, The Arm/Mike, Bob

I watched the original Twin peaks with my ex and we both loved it, now I asked what she thinks of S3 and she hates it kek

I knew the pleb bitch wouldnt get it

good that I';m not with her anymore

>>84198859
They were both prostitutes and both ugly. They also bumped clams so that room probably smelled like a fish in a percolator.

Laura probably gets the nod because she was more promiscuous more recently.

>>84198910
Annie is a cute and innocent

>>84198887
NAOMI
A
O
M
I

NAOMI= IMOAN, she moans.

>>84198928
She just didn't want to talk to you.

>>84198910
there's literally nothing wrong with being a whore

I wouldn't have a problem with having a whore gf if she looked like twin peaks whores

>>84198910
>besides Lucy
Did you even watch season 2?

>>84198688

Cooper, Major Briggs, Albert
Harry, James, Bobby
MIKE, Windom Earle, BOB

>>84198910
Like she didn't slobber all over Dick.
Andy said it best: can't trust these hoes.

>>84198981
No it's me the one who doesnt want to talk to her, she writes me constantly even though we broke up a year ago

she's obsessed

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>>84198951
>both ugly

YEAAAAh, sure m8, she is the cutest girl in the show

>>84198887
right then, left now (milf watts is so fucking hot in Twin Peaks)

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>>84199009

Did anyone get feels during the conversation between Bobby and Garland at the diner? Shit was heartfelt, it was nice to see Bobby not being an edgelord for once.

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>Lost Highway
Hmm
>that ending
Hmm

how come no one loves wild at heart? it's probably my favorite of his

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>>84199060
don't deny it faggot

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>>84199154
also pic related is the second

>>84199205
>chinese cartoons

what a faggot haha, to be honest, unorinically my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AeANz2ndM8

Will he see him again?

>>84196071
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84199205
the Eva rebuilds are shit; Twin Peaks: The Return is the greatest TV event of ALL-TIME

Dougie Jones
is
one
thicc
bih

>>84199205
Twin Peaks actually ended with a good finale though.

>>84198910
She was sleeping with two men at once

>>84199290
No.

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>>84199205
desu the final episode of the TV series is more like EoE, since everyone dies / gets fucked up and the ending is bleak as hell.

FWWM is much more abstract and has a hopeful ending, making it more like the original ending of Eva.

>>84199367
>the ending is bleak as hell
no it isn't

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>>84198119
>119

119 119 119 119!!!

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I'm going to take a stab and say Lynch has a really awkward relationship with his kids.

Also "Horne" was part of my captcha

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>>84196071

HELLOOOO-OOO-OOO

>>84198365
>2 years
my dude watch fwwm sometime

>>84199205
>>84199367
or we can not compare everything to Evangelion.

>>84198119

ONE
ONE
NINE

>>84199367
s3 is basically r3.0
>big timeskip
>main character doesn't understand what's happening around them and sides with the wrong people
>everyones dead or an asshole (because they've been raped)
>the world is pure shit

>>84199404
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/tv/1498188392295.gif&v=3PgNPc-iFW8&s=29

>>>/a/

>>84199398
>everyone is dead/dying/miserable
>Cooper was completely and utterly defeated
>Evil Cooper is poised to go wild raping and murdering while defiling Cooper's name and image
>the Black Lodge is proven to be truly beyond the control of mortals

>>84199154
>>84199009
I don't understand how anyone could find her ugly. It's like we're all from different planets.

>>84199497
2/10 sharp knees wouldnt bang neckbeards

Check every post ending with 253.

>>84199478
sorry for being unclear, but I was referring to End of Evangelion

>>84196071
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84199205
The films are shit desu (excluding EoE of course)

>>84199434
Evangelion is the platonic ideal of kino against which all are measured.

>>84199530

holy shit

>>84198253

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Anyone else think Laura's actor is the best female on the show?

Jay Bauman and Jack Packard hate it

Confirmed plebs

>>84199554
the director got lucky because he abandoned the traditional plot for a more psychological/philosophical show.

>>84199563
Jay loves it tho

>>84199538
>everyone is dead
>Earth is a barren hellscape
>SEELE won
>Asuka and Shinji are visibly traumatized to a degree that they won't just "snap out of it"
There is a hopeful message in there, but the ending itself can only be described as bleak.

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>>84199271
>not liking anime

lol, okay man.

>>84196071

hellooooOOooo-oooO-ooOo

http://www.strawpoll.me/13262745

>>84199620
I like berserk the manga is better though

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>She detested working with Jack Nance, calling him a "lowlife" on multiple occasions"

Did she hire a hit squad because he tried to hit on her during production of the show?

Is there anyone Bad Coop DIDN'T rape?

>>84199711
post the fetish videos

>>84199737
Audrey desu

>>84199737
>James's motorcycle "accident" was him getting raped on his Harley by Bad Coop

>>84199737
Windom Early

Two great things about Twin Peaks other shows could learn from.

>No promos giving away footage ahead of time
>No lame "Previously on" segment that puts too fine a point on narrative and thematic connections.

this is the last /tpg/ no more after this one. its been real

Reminder that there's a two week break after next episode.

>>84199894

Good, we can rewatch FWWM on twitch or any other stream

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>>84199822
oh no :c

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>>84199822
We still need a Laura edition general!

>>84199894
HOW WILL I LIVE?

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>>84199952
gonna do a coffee general sometime tomorrow morning

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Is this canon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ-Ulh4D49k

>>84198119
ONE ONE NINE ONE ONE NINE ONE ONE NINE ONE ONE NINE

You guys seen the taglines for the next five episodes?

Gotta light?
This is the chair.
Laura is the one.
There's fire where you're going.
Let's rock.

>>84196799
Fuck up, it's not even hard to do (just impractical in most settings, despite the coolness)

>>84200010
>This is the chair.
Makes me think of the formica table in the room above the convenience store.

>>84196071

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84200010
Is it happening again?

>>84199983
>There's fire where you're going.
Cooper is in hell theory confirmed

>>84200134
This "DougieCoop scenes are an alternate reality" theory is so dumb, the hotel key ended up back at the Great Northern, he's just in Vegas.

>>84197380
No

>>84199952
youre about to get cucked

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>>84199999
hell-OOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

>>84200285
the
>>84200285
NEW
>>84200285
THREAD

>>84200047
That's the fucking joke you moron

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>>84196001

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>>84199652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yeq59HDx5Q

1:23 - 2:16

>>84199926

Literally me.

DAMN THE SPICE

>>84196071

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84200403
MUAD'DIB, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN KANGAROO RAT.

>>84199737
NOOOOOO

>>84196602
mauve room and the julee cruise scene in season 2

What do you get when you cross a Norwegian with a Swede?
A socialist who wants to be caliph!

>>84195982
Please fuck right off you absolute cockgoblin. Your reposts stopped being funny 5+ generals ago

>>84203695
t. never read a work of philosophy in his/her life