/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>84191444
1st for jumping man

Lynch and Kanye colab when?

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:c

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He's just like me

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She's returning as Donnas sister.

David Lynch is a thot.

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Reminder that Joan Chen is a cute.

>>84191516
>>84191496
which one of these is /ourguy/?

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Bing AKA Riley Lynch. Guitar player during >>84191496 this scene in the bar. Known for showing his genitals on twitter.

>>84191535

Richard is the most /ourguy/ in Twin Peaks.

>>84191527
you are a nigger

>>84191533
Shes the worst part of the series

I like James more

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Bob and the doppelganger may be bad, but are we just going to ignore the fact the devil is loose in Twin Peaks?

Why are these threads filled with faggots who create new threads before the bump limit, or exactly on the 310th post?

Why are you people so autistically obsessed with being OP?

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>*teleports coin into your mouth*

>>84191611

Me in the back.

>>84191578

You're a stupid racist.

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Fucking Balloons

>>84191474
BOB is gay, deal with with
he wanted to be Laura and be a trapy!

>>84191486

It almost happened, but fell through.

>David Lynch says he nearly directed a video for Kanye West's "Blood on the Leaves," but he couldn't "come up with any ideas."

>>84191560
BS

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What are they snickering about, /tpg/?

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Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and chopped off its legs to use as a crude delivery system

>>84191607
Whats wrong with that? We have a lot of posters.

>>84191455

>actor does no roles for 16 years
>Lynch brings him back for this one small part even though you wouldn't be able to recognize him if he was recast

Based Lynch. Jumping Man will be the key to all of this.

>>84191663
>you really going to use a midget as an assassin?
>yeah sure my dumbass fans will think it's deep, brb gotta meditate

>>84191611
wtf i love run the jewels now

>>84191655
Its all true, look into it yourself

>>84191663

>"all those idiots actually bought my dumb book"

>>84191649
Holy fucking shit that would have been perfect

Blood on the leaves always reminded me of the sycamore tree song in the finale (for some odd reason).

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>>84191756

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>>84191517
She didn't really age well either.

Why is Naomi Watts so fucking skinny?
I want to feed her something.

>>84191756
>Special Guests: Steve Albini and Amy Schumer

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>>84191792
Imagine being so wrong

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>>84191798

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>>84191792
Why do you say that?

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>>84191825

David Lynch's favorite meme is Doge.

>>84191819
Well I liked her until seeing this.

>>84191792

She did too! She looks great. Remember when Christopher fucked her on the sopranos.

>>84191903
Porn Cuck detected
I bet you've jerked off in the past 48 hrs

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>>84191903

>>84191966

I want to see more of Fischler. I'm always glad when he pops up in something.

>>84191950

Do people really go 48 hours without jerking it? What a world.

>>84191756
the amount of obvious fake empty cups in this series is distracting.

Why don't they ever fill them up?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84191854

Dougie Jones is based on Doge, its confirmed

>>84191966
this was so fucking kino

>>84191966

>"Ugh, these fucking thinkpads and their red death square. Where did I put that manual?"

>>84192001

That's fucking great, I love Doge Jones

>>84191535
both of them

>>84192001

normies forever btfo hahaha

call for help

>>84191634
>using the r*cist word

>>84192001
>It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
Except it doesn't

>>84192001

Hope they kill Cooper so we get over this Twin Peaks for ever

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I was browsing around on work today, reading up on Twin Peaks when I came across an article on Buzzfeed (yes I know) which talked about how many people are tuning in.

>https://www.buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/the-twin-peaks-ratings-are-actually-good

>linking to buzzshit

Hear me out; my work blocks a lot of websites.

Anyhow, here is the relevant part, quoted:

>The answer seems to be that Twin Peaks: The Return may actually be the most illustrative example through which we can quantify how television viewing is changing. Because, according to Showtime's metrics, 3.1 million viewers have watched the May 21 premiere, a number that will continue to grow as viewers decide to catch up on or binge the show. Through its first two weeks (Parts 1–4), Twin Peaks has averaged 2.5 million viewers across all platforms.

>Those numbers include viewership across Showtime's channels, delayed viewing, on-demand viewing, and streaming. It's the streaming where things get truly complicated, considering all of the options there are to do that: Showtime's standalone streaming service, launched in July 2015, is available through Apple TV, Hulu, Amazon, Roku, Sling TV, and more.

>Twin Peaks is performing better than Masters of Sex, House of Lies, and Episodes, all of which lasted multiple seasons on Showtime.


~2 million per episode came as quite a surprise, as I thought the only people watching were fans on reddit and shitposters on /tpg/. I think a lot of posters in this topic are overplaying the HAHAHAHA NORMIES BTFO LYNCHED XD shit, since outside of the rare blog by some no-name journo, every review of an episode is usually positive.

>>84192001
This does not confirm shit.

>>84192223

Fake news, no one cares about twin peaks.

>>84191801
Being a star for life takes its toll

>>84192223
If people watched both seasons of the OG show they should be able to handle Lynch's style...

>>84192283

>a star

Mediocre actress at best. If she was a star, she wouldn't be on TP, a has been show.

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>>84192231
You'll see...

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Maddy!

>>84192223
that's interesting to hear, thanks anon. I'm suprised to see the streaming (and I guess delayed viewing) adding so much to the overall (USA) viewership numbers. Not that it much matters for a single season show that is gonna air those 18 episodes no matter what, but it's still nice to hear a fair many people tuning in, especially since I understand Showtime isn't readily available to the mainstream audiences.

>>84192223
dead general poster on suicide watch

>>84192338
>man squats down
>looks like a total fagg
>girl squats down
>"i would let her shit in my mouth"

Who will be the first actor to die since the new season started airing?

Are you gonna cry when Cooper dies in the Episode 18?

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he looks like BOB haha

>>84192460

David Lynch.

>>84192460

david lynch

>>84192460
Lynch

>>84192466
If he returns back to normal it would be sad. If he remains retarded it would practically be euthanasia. I would do it myself at this point.

>>84192466

i'll be sad but it's ok, tp needs to end somewhere

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Is it true he has an uncredited cameo or am I being rused by someone on /lit/?

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>>84192294
Hey, if it makes Showtime money and views, they'll be willing to take more risks. I also doubt a season 4, but it's good that this isn't some revival that no one cares about, a la Fuller House. On one hand I think it helps that the original is so good, the director, cast, and some of the crew are back, and that the story ended on a cliffhanger. On the other, I think it also helps that this isn't just a "remember when X did Y? Well see it again!"

>>84192400
that was one of the things I thought of when I read the article, yes. However, when has being factually wrong ever stop someone in one of these threads from posting the same images, memes, and theories over and over??

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Fell asleep last night and did not get to deliver requested webm.

Here you go anon, if you're still out there

>>84192551
I wouldn't be too surprised but I think its leading towards him surviving and raising a family with Naomi.

>>84192575

If there will be season 4, this season will end with a giant cliffhanger and fuck cliffhangers.

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Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

I'm confused on which actions have been those of the Arm's Doppelganger?

What did he do in the original series and season 3?

honestly wtf is going on? this whole season is just wtf

>>84192698
the arm's doppelganger didn't do much in the original series. he just showed up once, said 'doppelganger' and that was that. In the revival he made Coop nonexistant just before he (supposedly) could have had a chance to jump back into the real world. and that's the last we saw of him (iirc).

>>84191444 (jackpot)
Rhonda, the best girl, says HELLLOOOOooooOOO

hello

Does anyone have the plane webm from Twin peaks broadcast?

>>84191838
"Judy" is Major Garland Briggs's Project Blue Book code name. I feel like an idiot for not realizing it sooner.

>>84192767

Based Mr. Rhonda poster.

I want more LAS VEGAS.
Fuck off about Twin Peaks and its desperate housewives tier subplot.

>>84192814
WTF????

>>In Fire Walk With Me, when Jeffries is in the hotel in Buenos Aires, they describe Judy as a woman.

You're just being stupid.

>>84192648
pretty tasteless imo. They should have had living Laura. This is kinda doubly funny as an objectification of the objectification of Laura Palmer.

>>84192627
Let's call it now!

>season ends with BOB possessing Laura's resurrected body

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What do you guys think she smells like? Especially down there?

>>84192648
I like it

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>>84191715
>Riley Lynch
I cant find anything on his insta

Is he bi?

What's your TP watching routine?

I watch it day after with my mom and we cuddle while watching it.

>>84192915
here is his twitter
https://twitter.com/riley_s_lynch?lang=en

At what point is not just SJW speak to point out that Lynch clearly hires female characters based on looks

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>>84191665
Okay, so i'm not the most attentive person and not a native english speaker so could anyone spoonfeed on:

>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)

>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie

>Killed a dog and chopped off its legs to use as a crude delivery system

Also the raping and beating Diane is only implied by her reaction right ?

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>>84192389
The more things change...

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>>84192953

television is a visual medium

>>84192953

When you admit there's nothing wrong with this and it's expected in television.

>>84192953

Well, he puts The Dern in everything, so that's not totally true.

>>84192916

In my bed, dark room, SHO app on my cellphone, under the blanket, earphones...

>>84192974

first two have no basis except everyone assuming the worst. Diane seemed to be alluding to something consensual. the dog is pretty spoopy though.

>>84192953
it's not like there are a lot of ugly actresses to choose from.

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>>84192938
fuck, I kinda hoped it wasn't him and was just and edgelord with the same name

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>>84192974
>Also the raping and beating Diane is only implied by her reaction right ?

Yes.

>>84192389
>this fat fuck aged better than anyone on the entire show

How.

>>84193048
>on my cellphone
GET REAL

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:3
>Lynch will never text you

>>84193072
spending all that time around high schoolers did some magic

>>84193095

Damn, that's kawaii.

>>84193072

fat obfuscates wrinkles. eat shit, string bean.

>>84193072

The Renaults are a virile, handsome family.

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>>84192938
I enjoy this one

>>84193095
You can take the boy out of Missoula, but....

>>84191665
Sauce on this?

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what did he mean by this

Guys check my meme video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkbDN5u4r8o

>>84193148
Settle down, Leaf.

>>84193105
Is Jacques secretly Dan Schneider?

>>84193197

Damn, Skrillex confirmed canon.

>>84191455
What is this still from, FWWM?

>>84193199
>no jackpots
for what purpose?

>>84193218
Dan "High School's too late, mate" Schneider

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>>84193197

Based Lynch, he loves Skrillex and Doge.

>>84193197
Lynch confirmed for hack pleb

Is Dougie's dharma the jackpot?

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>>84192904

>>84193245
yeah

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>>84192904
freshly brewed coffee and douglas firs

>>84193245

Jumping Man is yucking it up in the room above the convenience store.

My favorite actors are Richard Gere and Pamela Anderson.

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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>>84191486
>>84191649
would definitely have been cool if kanye had a small cameo in the new season

>>84191533
Racial exploitation of the stereotypical passive Asian how dare you evil Lynch I'll quit your show forever REEEEEE! wait please take me back I'm actually Judy in my headcanon I don't want to live in the wood anymore please I didn't mean to let SJWs make my career decisions for me please look how not passive I am

Fucking joke of a person

>>84193455

WinDOMINATED

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>>84192904
I don't know why but I can't contain my boner when she's on-screen.

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His arms are so strong

>>84192904
Like cookies and happiness

>>84191607
newfag

Guys, check my meme Dougie video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkbDN5u4r8o

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I'M
VERY
VERY
HAPPY
TO
SEE
YOU
AGAIN
OLD
FRIEND

>>84192904
she is the very definition of fuckable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEmPBhIgj90

Theories, theories, theories...join me fellow Tpeaksers.

>>84192871
>you're just being stupid

I'm probably wrong but I'm not being stupid. The woman in Argentina with Jeffries is not identified by name.

Jeffries uses female pronouns to talk about Judy, but that doesn't matter.

Why does doppelcoop talk like he's mentally challenged whenever Cooper's old friends show up to talk to him? Is that his best impression of someone who isn't a sociopath or what?

>>84193586
lynch is pointing at her vag. bravo lynch.

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>>84193500
>I don't know why

Really, anon?

>>84193195
none

its the shitty version of the pasta

>>84193586

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT TAMMY

>>84193723
>>84193628
go fuck yourself

>>84193696
Then who is mother to Richard Horne?

>>84193583
I've heard of "same face" before but this artist takes that to a whole new level.

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>>84193004
Disgusting fatso
I thought he was fucking dead

>>84193586
>This is the spiritual mound
what other mounds are there?

>>84193455
Hi Nick

>>84193783
we don't know
it can be assumed that it's audrey
but anon is just pulling stuff out of his ass

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>>84193752
You leave the VLOG Lady alone!

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>>84193660
Where did you get this

Where do I get rest of it

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>>84193799
>mounds
Just checked and..dunno. The spirit mound has something to do with native americans anyhow

>>84193875
go die tripfag spam your shit on reddit

>>>out

>>84193660
holy crap

what is that bathing suit called

>>84193877
Here's a tip: Google "elena satine nipple"

Thank me later.

>>84193875
she's actually good compared to the usual reddit tier youtuber analysis

She was nude on Magic City.

>>84193959
>>84193959

id be glad to beat the shit out of you, scumbag

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Josie Packard
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Denise Bryson
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Annie Blackburn
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Lana Budding
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

>>84192904
Elena Satine has the best skin. She looks like she's made of warm porcelain.

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>>84192904
>>84192904

She reminds me of my wife (pic related)

>>84193583
this is cute

>>84193788
literally not any worse than 99% of anime

>>84194116
helooooo ooooo

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>>84193982
I am in your debt.

>>84194116
HELLLOOOOooooOOO

>>84194116

HelloooOOO-oOOO-oooOO

>>84194116
Uh heay... Looks like... looks just like her... old friend

>>84192648
shes dead......made of plastic

>>84193455
What is Deleuzian? I see that term thrown around often when talkig about Wimdom. Can you sum it up.

>>84194167
faggot

>>84194203
Very yrev funny. Your joke made me laugh old friend.

>>84194220
read Deleuze. there is no soundbite to sum it up. also read lacan.

>>84191444

Hello my fellow /tpg/ anons.
I have one little suggestion.
Whenever our posts end with 777 or 888, we reply Hello's, just like Dougie Cooper does at the casino. All trips or just those two, it's your call.
Also, whenever we hit the 119 get, we reply with ONE ONE NINE, or a photo of 119 girl.
Thanks and have a good night.

>>84191496
The product of rape?

>>84192974
Boop scalped Diane which is why she wears the wig

>>84194304
fuck off

>>84193474
What the fuck are you talking about.

>>84194295
can someone who actually knows what it is sum it up for me. I'm not going to read a wikipedia article

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angry Laura is now haunting the ghost of your wood

>>84194334

No jackpots for you, better luck next time my friend-o.

>>84194220
Google Deleuze and Guattari. French poststructuralist critical theory. They were known for writing in an absurdly abtuse style. We now know that the style was a pompous affectation.

>>84194304

I agree.

>>84194397
>French poststructuralist

aaand my interest is lost

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>>84193538

>>84194304

We should make a [s4s] thread like that.

>>84194087
interesting opinion you hold.

>>84193197
D R O P P E D

>>84194282
he is so 'JUST', haha

>>84194427

>>>/s4s/5520558

I did it lad.

>>84191950
Do people really go 48 hours without having sex?

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>>84194282
DONT
DROP
THAT
sperm sample

>>84194521
there's a FISH in the PERCOLATOR

>>84194482

ya british cuck this is a place for normal discussion not ur shitty memes fuck offffff

www.croatianews.com/news/updates/twin-peaks-cancelled-after-abysmal-ratings

>>84194570

i knew it

>>84194485

you've gone your whole life without sex so what does it matter

>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]
>Twin.Peaks.S03E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[croatian]

ITS HERE BOYS!

>>84194627

it's fake i saved your clicks

>>84194641
lol whatever dude im watching it right now

>>84194002

>vlog lady is good
>her shitty "annie was made from the lodge" theory

that's literally a reddit theory.

>>84194641
>a literal cuck

>>84194654

post proof then, faggot

>>84194654

its fake stop lying
>>84194688

wow are you proud now?

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quick, /tv/, where do i watch this?

>>84194654
literally actually google it you fucking nerd

>>84194708
same place TP
showtime subscription poor pirate fag

>>84194726
cuck

>>84194627
>[croatian]
>[croatian]
>[croatian]
>[croatian]
fucking balkanshits...

>>84194733
get a job and clean your room

>>84194726

I got mine on my cellphone, app works like a charm.

Croatia just fired nuclear missles at the United States!

>>84194758
it was damn old and fell in sarajevo

>>84194756
I have $500,000 dollars in my bank account and I'm 26 years old. I've had sex with 2 different women this week. I live in the penthouse of a nice ass building in Manhattan. You're honestly a total pleb and you are no different than an ant.

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i really HATE S2 EP 10-20

How the hell did Andy think it was a good idea to let a suspected murderer go free on the promise that he'll meet you later?

>>84194827

Who was he even looking for?

>>84194827

Because it's Andy. He should have supervision on these kinds of things.

>>84191535
Richard is /tv/
Chad is /pol/

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>>84194708
>pirating propaganda

>>84194792
I repeat: get a job and clean your room. And stop lying on the internet, no one cares.

>>84194859
Seriously. A special cop needs special backup.

>>84194804
Yeah it kind of made a lot of characters lose their charm. Expecially Audrey and Bobby/Shelly

>>84194910
think for yourself faggot

>>84192001
You know why you're wrong? Because of the first scene of S3, with the Giant talking to Coop. It takes place in the future.

>If that scene takes place in the future, then obviously good Coop returns.
>If it happened before the Dougie thing, then why would the Giant be telling Coop this information if he was never going to be able to use it?

>>84193466
What if Audrey was the one who raped Coop and took his seed

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>>84191496
That character escalated quickly. But honestly these bitches were asking for it: They saw him acting cool with the bar (manager?) and decided they should look "cool" as well by lighting a cigarette and trying to flirt with him (Oh we don't have a lighter. Who the fuck are you kidding?). Little did they know this guy is a psychopath.

>>84194910

But Putin is on good side

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Give it a spin, /TV/

You might win dubs

>>84195054
*gives it a spin*

>>84195054
Weeew

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>>84195054

>>84195006
that sounds kinda hot.

>>84195054
hellooooooo

>>84194341
another brainlet WINDOMINATED

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Was Teresa Banks a fabrication, à la Dougie? Her arm went totally numb before she died, just like Dougie.

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did anyone else get a douche vibe from cooper in this scene

>>84195054
hEEEllOOOOOoooooOOOOO OO

>>84195231

Yeah, but I always thought Kyle played Cooper very strange in FWWM.

>>84195223
OFF BY ONE

>>84195054

Helloooo-OOOO-ooo

Serious question here, has Lynch received any criticism from sjw's for not having a diverse cast? There's literally no blacks that live in Twin Peaks
kek

>>84195268
literally jade

>>84195268
um hellooo-OOOO-ooo?
>>84191455

>>84195268
oh yeah, someone posted an article here once about him not casting that many black people or some shit like that. but even then it was more whining about his portrayal of women, which he gets a lot of.

>>84195054
HeelllloooOOOO!

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>>84195223

>>84193057
>Hey guys, give me free money lol. did I mention I was David Lynch's son?

>>84194792
Bad got, buy Showtime sub and donate that money to the local youth programs NOW

>>84195347
>hey twitter friends, give my son riley some money, he's taken most of mine.

>>84195338
oh theresa

My girlfriend wants me to roleplay Dougiecoop :c

>>84195375
can't in my country

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>>84192904
She looks just like Kari Wurher.

>>84191966
le nightmare man

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yo dad, put me in that dumb show. I want to be something cool like a guitar player or something. Can you also make my character mysterious, have someone run into the diner asking for me or something, that would be sweet. Send Madeline Zima to my trailer, thanks in advance dad.

>>84195223
At one point everyone's left arm was numb. I guess it's just a sign of the lodge's influence, the negative kind. Mike decided to get rid of his completely after all

>>84195054
HEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>84195054

helloooo-OOO-ooo

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>>84195006

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>>84195208
I've been raped by a woman. It's not as hot as you think.

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>Tammy, you've been doing excellent work
>Passing one test after another
>Lift up your skirt
>This is the spiritual mound

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>"hey dad, are you proud of me? Whats this old ass book you threw at me? The Judgment? I'm not reading this dumb ass shit. Just give me me a fifty and I'm out of here."

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>>84195338
>>84195407
>>84195441
The lefthand side is microcosm, lust, procreation. the right is sophia, the dove. suspended between a higher and lower realm.

can anyone have give me a character power rankings of this season and who is officially /our guy/?

>>84195576

Mr C is our guy, lets hope he murders and mutilates dougiecoop the autismo king

>>84195576
Bing Bon is our guy

is rileyposting our new meme?

>>84195592

In the real world that would have happened, but this is a tv show and normies must be pleased...

>>84195576
1. Albert
2. Gordon

9001. everyone else

>>84195628

No, stop samefagging

What's the name of the song played at the end of Episode 2?
Gave me a ton of feels.

>>84195054
HelloooOOOoo

>>84195634
tough cookie

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>>84191444

>>84195054
I love Dougie

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>mfw jumping man gives me an excuse to wear white face for halloween without looking like an edgy counter-racism sjw

can't wait for his appearance in the return

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>>84195576
Linda's manservant is /our guy/

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>>84192904
65 prosents finnish ducks ansewered. Doews this means MISSOULAAAAH!

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>no Piper cameo despite her wanting to return
Fuck of Frost, we all know this is over Reagan.

>>84195711
surprised he wasn't already in the lounge acts. Hopefully this means there will be a big lounge finale.

>>84191517
hell yes

where is the convenience store?

the montenegro leak i saw says gordon's doppelganger is going to cut denise's dick off.

>>84195576
Not-Jacques is /ourguy/, followed by Carl Rodd and Not-FrankBooth

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She will only be in one episode for a 3 minutes because she is ugly now

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https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

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>>84195817

>>84195836

>falling for the white woman meme

literally any other race ages better

>>84195817
>I don't get it, so everyone else is wrong!

>>84195836
If Lynch was able to make Laura Dern look nearly passable, then he should have no issue with Sherilyn Fenn. She was milfy as fuck in the Psych twin peaks episode.

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>>84195836
Episodes 10-17 are her waking up from the coma and learning to piss and shit.

Dougie redux. Pottery.

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>>84195836
holy shit

So in a previous thread I mentioned I wasn't looking forward to the movie before I started Season 3.

What a mistake. I actually really liked the movie. I don't get the hate for it. I enjoyed movie Coop and movie everyone else pretty much. Movie Donna is also super cute. She's so cute I felt a little weird seeing her tits out.

>>84195054
>hEEllOOOOooooOOOOO OOOO

NEW

>>84195933
>>84195933
>>84195933

>>84192487
>>84192493
>>84192516
Don't even joke about this

>>84193199
I liked it

>>84195054
HeeelLLLOOOooooOOOO

>>84194827
Andy is corrupt which is how he can afford a $1000 watch

>>84194423
lol brainlet

>>84194397
>We now know that the style was a pompous affectation.
Oh man, if this is true then it makes me feel so relieved at not understanding a single fucking word of those guys during my college days.

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>>84195054

>>84194726
>>84194756
>>84194910

well I downloaded it already. are you happy with yourself, anon?