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First for cute!

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/brit/

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>>84143247
sheryl is the 1 waifu

>>84143207
Lads I still don't understand Inland Empire.

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>MOTHER
>TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY

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>>84143247

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I know most twin peaks fanboys are so head over hills with season 3 even though deep inside they don't really like it. ohh season 3 is so macabre, it's a Lynch Masterpiece
Lol it's worst than season 2. Lynch is really milking it with 18 episodes. Really?! 18 episode? they could make it 8 episode and it would be better. Those really long shots and unnecessary scenes are stupid. and the Dougie thing? jeez. Ever since Fire Walk with me stories has been taking place outside Twin Peaks. That's not twin peaks. Stay in twin peaks. The town was a central character itself.

>>84143247

based cuteposter fighting the good fight

>>84143345
>head over hills

>waited 3 years for this since announcement
>this is the result
what a flop.

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>meditate
>experience a woman calling out for 'Father George'
>he responds by shouting "shut up" and firing an assault rifle
>some minutes later Sheryl Lee is wearing glasses and a trucker cap
So this is how Lynch does it

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>you are eating lunch with your wife
>suddenly a midget appears
>he's pointing a gun at you
>he wants to kill you

What do?

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really makes you think

>>84143400
squeeze his hand off

>>84143306
How does she do it?

>>84143400
move like a cobra

will i miss anything of worth if i skip episode 10-16 of season 2? i read the pastebin and everything but reading some bits of the synopsis for episode 10-11, it seems like there's some relevant things there that i'd need to know.

>>84143508
just watch it you fucking retard. Never skip any episodes.

>>84143508
Watch it all, anon.

>>84143521
fuck u
>>84143522
alright

>>84143540
You deserve to be called a fucking retard for even thinking for one second that skipping an ep is a good idea. Dude can i skip 30 mins in this film lol? I'll just read that bit on wikipedia later lol

You are what is wrong with the world. I truly wish for your death.

>>84143621
lol

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle has in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

Where is missoula fag

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>>84143718
Leland says you're going back
TO MISSOULA

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>>84143718
YOU'RE

>>84143772
MONTANA

MONTANAAAAAA

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MONTANA

>>84143718
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>>84143788
SARAH????
LAURA????

>>84143772
actually it's bob saying that so you should really check your facts buddy

Jack Black was just pn TV and he said the new Jumanji movie was influenced by the first season of Twin Peaks. Also he said Robin Williams' character is referenced in it.

Is 1995's Jumanji canon?

>>84143772
HeelOOoOOOOOoooooOOOOOO

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>>84143818
Jack Black is a faggot and will say anything to get le 90s kids to buy into that shitty remake.
>>84143806

>>84143818
I always linked them together in my head anyway
Some very similar themes and shots

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Give me your cutest Sheryl Lee images

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>>84143799
That was pretty messy... call for help

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have a good day /tpg/

Le autist coop xDDD

>>84143902
>good luck & riches will come to you
Should've been "Help & riches will come to you".

>>84143951

nah

Hmm all this Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle™ talk is very intriguing. It's all everyone talks about in this general nowadays. I think I will have to buy a ticket to go and watch it, see how it links to the death of Laura Palmer..

>>84143332
Fuck McConaughey, THAT is the Walkin Dude.

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What's with everyone acting like complete retards in front of Dougie? He's obviously mentally challenged and yet nobody can see that. Really strains my suspension of disbeleif

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>>84143895
We've gone past the point of sanity. Just let it in.

>>84144003
Yeah it's annoying.

>>84144003
L Y N C H E D

Are normies thoroughly btfo?

imagine grapes

About the last time Diane and Coop saw each other
>Diane and the real Cooper had a romantic night and she fell in love with him, then Coop went to Twin Peaks, fell in love with Annie and sent messages to Diane about it and then he disappeared; so Diane's heart was broken.
>After season 2 ends EvilCoop went to Diane's house and raped her. The trauma of being raped was made much worse by the fact that the rapist was someone she previously mutually cared about with. That's why she's such a bitch now.
Which one is it?

>>84144188
1

>>84144188
>someone she previously mutually cared about with
daijoobu desu ka

>>84143207

So at this point we're all in agreement that The Return could end up as the greatest thing to ever air on tv, right?

>>84144188
Literally both

>>84144188
Since there's no evidence for 2 because redditors here love jumping to conclusions it is going to be #1

Poast /midgetkino/, /tpg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7cOksn5lb8

>>84144230
>could end up as the greatest thing to ever air on tv
it already is
it could end up not being that if we get LYNCHED in the coming episodes
but we wont

What if Diane is just Cooper's tape recorder but it was in the black lodge and evolved like The Arm?
That explains 'her' weird appearance.

P.S. All the counterarguments can and WILL be explained away as you being Lynched as I don't want to hear them.

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cofvfefe

>>84144310
not if we lynch you first motherfucker

>>84144318
We aren't buying your book, Frost

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>It's a Windom Earle shoots Sam Raimi's brother inside a giant chess piece with a crossbow episode

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>>84144017
its a metaphor to show that nobody truly cares about your state of mind as long as you function under the bare minimum and they obtain from you that which they seek.

Ie - Janey E gets the money so she doesn't care what dougie's mental state is
Boss - gets reports that tell him about tom sizemores wrongdoing

>>84144286
holy shit, Lynch can't recover from this!

>>84144304

Well I mean there's still 11 episodes to go, plenty could go wrong. I don't think that's going to happen though.

>>84144188
Neither one, people seem to forget that most people's assumptions prior to season 3 was that Diane had left some time before the start of the show but after FWWM, but Coop always addressed his tapes to Diane, even after she left.

Reminder there is a retard in these threads that thinks Mulholland Drive is greater or equal to Tarkovsky.

>>84144361
What about Rhonda? She doesn't get the Dougie dick but helps him to the bathroom nonetheless

>>84144310

What the fuck are you talking about? Albert and Gordon both immediately know the bar to go to to find her and they barely know anything about the black lodge.

>>84144426

Mulholland Dr is one of the best movies of the current century.

It doesn't top Rublev, Stalker, or Mirror but it's better than the rest of Tarkovsky

>>84144337
>It's a Windom Earle dresses up as a horse with Leo Johnson and kidnaps Major Briggs episode

>>84144434
it's the same thing as the coffee guy, coop is their superior so they deal with his quirkiness

>>84144426
*2

>>84143799
WHERE'S MY AXE?!

>>84144559
I'M
HUNGRRRRRRRRRRY

>>84144467
>MD better than Solaris
What a fucking joke.

tpg is more inane than usual today

>>84144426
We all have opinions.

>>84144683
damn i'd fug her

>>84144683
What the heck she is adorable. I want to punish her pusy.

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"Hey dad, can I be on your dumb show? Also I need 50$. I showed you my dick, please respond"

Why did he do it? Was Becky just a low key allusion to David's son

Wyndham Earl, minus what Deleuze and we say of his nature, THE nature, makes sure his two-game losing streak is the best part of the "black lodge". The hotel security, "knowledge" and "Black" existential philosophy form a block chain. The God of surprises, "Do not worry," the desire to control the capital rich in pure desire audience v. As in the tissues of the "sin" with shame TMFAP is in contrast the absolute truth, but we Baroque (and any Lovecraftian). Earl reflects his personality, rich love of Verborgenheit, produced in response to "4chan" (DC) conditional. Simple - we (the beneficiary) (specification Cooper and Briggs) principles compatible with the purpose of self Earl of joy because of the uncertain sentiment. Palmer is committed in providing an intelligent move towards psychosomatic. WE against the symptoms of the active ingredient in the Palmer is a minor legend, but so delicate, but very significant "normal". Earl telephone that remain undiluted. "Can not we can not do the theme of" black audience in the hotel a little bit of a (negative) and no doubt wrote the Indians.

What we see now, because of the generations of cognitive problems (rare) is superior to all the facts and could hallucinations: The Earl also known as the "power" of the mixing unit (training clutch agreed gift [WIR]) IS. Kenneth open letter to Lo. Oracles, dreams and value systems (MF, MF, DL, MF (Mark Frost) wrote a great start (MF), the introduction of life if you do not want to "Wyndham Earl," I asked, as the hotel, Wyndham Earl Black), unfruitful. (B-type Wyndham Wyndham's a switch S2 in the beginning), the existence of "comfyfags" means death for those infected with an anti-death.

>>84144787
What did he mean by this?

>noises coming from the wood in the Great Northern
>Ben explicitly states that the key that got sent back by Jade belonged to the room Cooper got shot in, didn't just say it belonged to an FBI agent
Josie's coming back, isn't she?

>>84144866
her actor isn't so no.

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I just rewatched most of FWWM

Godamn, i almost forgot how soul-crushing it could be. I had to hold back some tears during the final scene with Laura smiling, and i can't get Questions in a world of blue out of my head

I almost feel bad for my sister which is about to watch it for the first time

>>84144683
>Even as a retard Copper gets every woman wet
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>84144866
I don't see how you could draw that conclusion from those 2 events.
call for help

>>84144916
that fucking song man

Reminder that Angelo sampled the intro to this track for the Laura Palmer Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXH_Ux_Tm0
which is from a 1975 Austrian movie called Parapsycho, about a man killing people with his psychic powers. Is this movie canon?

>>84144751
Based pusy poster

>>84144916
There's a demo of that track on the Twin Peaks Archive release

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y71-RQkEpE

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>>84143307
https://italkyoubored.wordpress.com/2012/06/21/david-lynchs-inland-empire-an-attempt-at-a-roadmap/
http://xixax.com/halfborn/

>>84144964
It only bears a superficial resemblance, desu.

>>84145041
Hardly. It's literally a direct sample, it's credited even.

>>84145041
It's clearly a sample

So was bob possessing leland all along, or did he jump in lelands body in periods?

Who IS the real leland?

>>84144831
Schizophrenia or AI-generated response.
Either possibility has THE FURY OF ITS OWN MOMENTUM

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>>84144916
Too bad its a bad movie.

>>84144414
So he still had someone listening to them though? Because "Diane" or whoever was getting the tapes was still responding to them at points. I think this has less evidence than the rape stuff.

>>84144467
Stalker is mid-tier Tarkovsky and is his most loved only because it's his most accessible film. Andrei Rublev, Solaris, Mirror, and Nostalgia are all better.

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>>84145071
No no, everything Angelo does is made by him!
L-Lynched!!!

>>84145072
Molested as a young boy, either the pain and sorrow of which put his soul on BOB's radar, or the molester was a previous inhabitant of BOB harvesting garmonbozia from his next host the same way he did with Leland and Laura.

Is the mid-season finale going to be two hours instead of one?

>>84145092
yeah the idea was that the new secretary or whatever cretin cole found where the ones doing the stuff for coop. Rape theory has zero evidence at this point other than pure conjecture.

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If I just point a camera at a man sweeping for 10 minutes, it's hailed as brilliant... Because I'm David Lynch!
If I cast a show entirely of white people, the PC police won't shut me down... Because I'm David Lynch!
If my show has 300 actors that each get 30 seconds screen time, it's alright. Because I'm David Lynch!
If I have long shots zoomed in on a woman's ass, it's fine! Feminists won't get my show canceled... Because I'm David Lynch!
If I make filler episodes, nobody cares! Because I'm David Lynch!

>>84145149
There is no mid-season finale because the show isn't taking a mid-season break

>>84144916
Speaking of FWWM, do we have ANY clue of who/what Judy is? Because it's weird that they bothered to mention her again during the last minutes. What were they planning?

>>84145149
No, it's just a regular episode. It's only spaced oddly because of July 4th weekend.

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>>84143247
Fuck Laura, dumb ugly whore.

>>84145186
It's taking a two week break after this week. Check Showtime's schedule.

>>84145167
Based on Diane's behaviour in ep7, rape theory has more credence than the shit you're spouting which is literally pure conjecture and makes heaps more assumptions than the rape theory.

>>84145222
WHAT'S THAT ALBERT?! YOU WANT SOME MORE? SOME MORE WHAT, ALBERT?!

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>>84145148
>I remember he used to flick matches at me. He'd say, "Do you want to play with fire, little boy? Do you want to play with BOB?"

definitely molested by a BOB-possessed person. also, that story and those lines always make me so sad for Leland despite not being explicit in the slightest

I don't get the Diane rape theory, but Audrey was definitely raped by evilcoop if it's some fetishisers pushing the rape thing.

Just bought the blu-ray collection of the series and FWWM/Missing Pieces. Has anyone here had any issues with audio syncing?

>>84145233
That's not a mid-season break. A mid-season break is like when old seasons of South Park wired in spring and autumn.

A week without an episode is probably just for some calendar event.

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>>84144188
Good Coop is to empathetic and compassionate to brag to a former lover about falling for someone else.

It's #2, this is BOB we're talking about here.

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>>84145252
DUMB WHORE

>>84145182
t. michael j. anderson

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>>84145257
Laura's cute only inside the lodge.

>>84145302
She got cuter with age

>>84145279
Also ties in nicely to the harsh reality that most sexual abuse is cyclical, ie, people that sexually abuse others were themselves abused during some critical time in their youth.
>Maybe it's just the evil that men do

>>84145279
Was Robertson a real person or something LelandBOB made up to throw Cooper off the trail?

>>84145375
>>Maybe it's just the evil that men do
>"No, it's actually the homosexual dress setter"

>>84144866
That noise is probably all we're gonna get, but it was definitely her.

>>84145241
If you want me to poke holes at the rape theory I will, however all I mentioned was that the longest standing theory has been ignored by newfriends for the "scandalous" new theory.

In terms of the rape theory, Secret History says the last person known to have seen Coop was Briggs. No mention of Diane despite her being part of the FBI. You'd think that would be one of the notes written by TP.

FUCKING CANADIANS

>>84145426
It seemed like Diane was incredibly traumatized by what happened that night. It's likely she never told anyone or talked about it until now. Not even Gordon knew and he's her fucking boss.

>>84145182
This, but unironically.

>>84145281
>I don't get the Diane rape theory

Evil Coop is inhabited by BOB. Do the math.

>>84145408
He was the one Bob possessed before Leland.

what was the deal with coffee near the end of season 2? everyone had a shaky hand who had a cup of it, was it windom's doing or what?

>>84145426
>No mention of Diane despite her being part of the FBI

She's not part of the FBI anymore. It's very possible that she was so traumatized that she didn't tell anyone.

>>84145521
But when they go to investigate the house where he supposedly lived they're told he never existed, by the neighbors no less.

>>84144759
this guy went to my college for a year or two. he was a prick, apparently. Then he transferred or withdrew. Never spoke to him much but the thing that always weirded me out was he had the exact same hairstyle as his father

>>84145486
That isn't supported at all by the way that Cole and Albert approach her.

>>84145408
no way to know for sure, and both readings seem valid, but I think Leland was all himself in that scene. he seemed genuine

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Was the spilled mug of coffee in the script or was it an accident that made it into the film?

>>84145547
Either way she was part of the FBI, and coop raping her is something of note for TP

I don't buy the rape theory either. Here is what I suspect...

Two Dianes. Cooper's secretary and the actual tape recorder. Tape recorder Diane is mad that Cooper hasn't spoken into her for 25 years. Now here is where it gets interesting, tape recorder Diane and secretary Diane switched bodies when Cooper entered Dougie. Which explains why she is so upset when Gordon finds her.

Thoughts?

>>84145588
What are you even talking about? Gordon flat out asks her what happened that night after she gets done talking to Doppelcoop.

>>84145302
I'd eat her 50 year old ass

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Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped and killed a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of the dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with the dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Tax evasion
>Jaywalking
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced the dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Forced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Does not pay his speeding tickets

>>84145655
Yes, you solved it, Anon. Good job.

>>84145692
>beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head
Don't put that image in my head

>>84145531
Its theorized that when the barrier between the real world and the lodge is thin you can feel it in your left arm that's why dug-e commented on his arm feeling numb before being sent to the lodge

>>84145717
*rapes your head*

>>84145655
youre fucking retarded

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Name my band

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>>84145732

>>84145663
Wow awesome job at looking at the scene without the context.

>not knowing what happened
>knowing that something happened but not knowing the details

At this point it is equally as likely that Diane blames Cole/Albert for Pittsburgh and Twin Peaks. For not dealing with Windham Earle.

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>>84145757
Tin Machine

>>84145757
The Shit Come Out My Ass

Are you still talking about this show? Time to admit it's a dud and move on.

>>84145757
Sgt Judy's Homo Farts Club Band

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>>84145855

>>84145757
I like how they have a picture of Eisenhower in the background to communicate the sort of patriotism the FBI in Twin Peaks swear allegience to.

>>84145723
never heard of it, but it sounds reasonable
I rarely read any theories about twin peaks, and I always wondered about that

>>84145757
Lodge to Lodge.

>>84144930
by looking like kyle maclachlan

>>84143345
Get outta here Eugene

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>>84143345
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>84145655
>Two Dianes

Stopped reading there.

>>84145692
you forgot
>voted for Drumph
XD

>>84145757
faces of stone

>>84145021
Czego tu chcesz?

>>84146016
>David Bowie released an album called "Lodger" in 1979

what could he have possibly meant by that?

>>84145723
Teresa Banks complained about a numb left arm before being murdered, and Laura is seen having a numb left arm in FWWM.

There's also the fact that Mike cut off his left arm, but I'm not sure what the connection might be there.

>>84145572
Robertson is Bob, not the actual guy he was possessing.

>>84145757
Fork guys and a Tine Machine

yep

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Your favorite scene this season?
Mine is the killer cheek massage.

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>>84146173
Imagine your balls instead of that redneck

>>84145723
It's theorised that caffeine is a stimulant and one of the side effects is uncontrollable muscle movements

>HAHAHAHA LYNCHED!!!
>LYNCHED!
>YOU GOT LINCHED BRO!
>FUCKEN LYNCHED!!!!!

What exactly is "Lycnhed"?

>>84143207
Nothing ever happens on this dumb show

>>84146266
FROSTED

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>>84146123
What meaning did he infer by singing this?

>>84146227
Why is he always smiling? Is his life that great?

>>84146173
I still don't know what the fuck this was.

>>84145757
Damn Good Joes

>>84146129
I think it's the good old right = good, left = evil

In some languages like Italian the word for left also means "sinister" because of latin. For the latins observing birds flying to the left was a bad omen

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>>84146303

>>84146333
I think he was gathering a little garmonbozia

>>84146321
Judy got BTFO with the rest of the normies

>>84146356
>right = good, left = evil
sjws btfo
maga

>>84144003
He used to drink, have his "moment", etc. He's a looser nobody cares about him.

>>84146266
a special case of 2DEEP4U combined with subverted narrative expectations found in the work of filmmaker David Lynch, often with a weird, eerie, unnerving, uncanny, eccentric, darkly humorous, etc., atmosphere attached to it

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>>84146266

Essentially this;

>David were excited as hell here at Showtime for The Return. I know its early but we have some interest from Starbucks for cross promotion. Damn good coffee, haha, am I right? We're in talks already with some of original actors, everyone wants to see their favorite characters again. Especially Cooper of course, what's his character arc going look like?
>"He's lobotomized"
>He... that's... wow that's a twist. Uh. We've been reaching out to Sherilyn, maybe Audrey can help him recover, everyone always wondered what happened after the bank-
>"She was raped."
>I.... uh, I thought she was in hospital-
>"Evil Cooper raped her while she was in a coma"
>Wow it's... wow. You really do know how to surprise people. Uh... you are finally going to show us Diane, that will make the fans really happy, people have been waiting so long to-
>"She was raped."
>D-Diane also was-
>"Evil Cooper drove to her house right after season two. Beat and raped her."
>Wow that's, that's uh... going to take a lot of fans by surprise. Well... I uh, what about Cooper's true love Annie, we've been talking to Heather, maybe she can help him get through the uh, did you say he was lobotomized?
>"She was killed."
>A-Annie was-
>"Right after season two Evil Cooper abducted her, raped her, tortured her, then strangled and dismembered her. Threw her body parts down a sewer."
>... Well thanks David, this has been great. Listen, I know we said this was greenlight but just before I came into this meeting those damn suits from marketing said we need to have one more talk about before we start production so, just a formality, we'll call you as soon as possible.

>>84144003
>your husband comes back with almost 500k dollars, but he is completely retarded,he can't even go to the bathroom or put on a tie, he only repeats what is told to him and doesn't seem to recognise anything around him. Do you send him to work eventhough he is clearly not capable to function or do you call and say he is sick since you also got 500k out of nowhere and certainly won't be needing to work anytime soon?

reminder that diane's a tough cookie and fought off bad coop's advances

>>84146437
Janeys just a cunt

>>84146329
When you've been cooped up in the lodge for as long as he has, you really begin to value life.

>>84144188
Hoping for number 2, white brother. I don't want Coop to be some degenerate whore.

>>84146173
Sweeping scene

>>84146373
Dougie better get some Janey-E pusy after this

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>>84143247
CUTE!

>>84146333
That was an artistic representation of supernatural toying and killing a mortal.

>>84144438
Why'd they have to meet Diane at the bar if they knew where she lived?

>>84146546
Sheryl Lee looks a bit like Amanda Seyfried there

>the last third of s3 will deal with Coop saving her, and in a way, Laura

>>84144751
Fucking based>>84144759

>>84146590
Tact

>>84146173
Bushnell making sense of DougieCoop's scribbles. It was touching in a very weird way.

>>84145757
Blue Rose Boyz

>>84146683
I like how the lodge has dirt on everyone and casually leaks it when it suits them

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:c

>>84146683
A lot of people watching would want their boss to look past their social ill grace and see the value of their work

>>84145757
Hello
Hello
Hello
Heeelllooooooo!

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MAAAARES

>>84145757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUsLrEb1EU

>>84145692
>>Raped and killed a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
Can somebody explain this to me? How were the dog legs gonna incriminate warden Murphy?

>making Bill Buchanan a villain

Too far, Lynch

>>84144003
I believe it is implied that the original Dougie has always acted strange. He's an idiot savant of some sort I assume.

>>84146881
I'm not even sure it was the Lodge. The only thing the Lodge clearly helped Cooper with was the slot machines. I think everything else has been his innate instincts, like an animal that somehow knows how to do things even though they're just a dumb baby.

I think his prior FBI training/experience was so ingrained into him that it rushes to the forefront even though he's now just a walking shell otherwise.

>interrogation skills ("he's lying")
>investigative skills (still could connect the dots on a case even if he could only communicate it with scribbles)
>CQC/ability to disarm a threat

I think the Lodge is clearly rooting for him, and even assisting him (squeeze his hand off), but not by that much. MIKE's frustration in the previous episode kind of supports this theory. Plus we know that Cooper has had some kind of supernatural "intuition" before, like with the Tibetan Method dream. He just needs to "wake up".

>>84146373
Even without sound, I can still hear that comical punch sound effect.

>>84144003
The Black Lodge is brainwashing everyone that comes in contact with Dougie in order to help Cooper on his journey.

Also, this makes sense, too.>>84144361

>>84147145
Then you simply missed the green light showing his pencil where to move. Same shit as the slots.

>>84145757
Double Dave and the Ayudames

>>84147079
It was the wardens dog
badcoop knows where he lives and killed his dog
plus he knows people scary enough the warden would defy fbi orders

>>84146412
Based Lynch.

>>84147214
I didn't miss it. The green flash on Sinclair's face and the green dots on the case files were completely different indicators than the floating Red Room and the musical cue from the slot machines, meaning that they're probably of a different origin.

>>84147214
Devil's advocate: If it was the Lodge, why can't they just control him completely instead of just watching him shuffle through life like a retard?

>>84146333
It was just a power move.

>>84146373
>>84147147
That sound effect was really unnecessary. It almost killed the whole show for me.

>>84147263
The dog's name?

Mr Strawberry

>>84147140
We saw Dougie though, he seemed pretty smooth.

>>84147284
If it was just Cooper's detective instinct why would there be a visual cue like that? It's 100% Mike helping him.

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Would you protect her from the evil of the world, bros?

>>84145091
He should do this with Segal.

>>84147476
No, she was a piece of shit burden to everybody.

>>84147476
I'd be hooked just like everyone else in that town

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>>84147385
So the Warden's dog's right foreleg has been inside Diane? WTF Lynch, it's a Sunday night show.

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>>84147476
>no qt gf to roll around the forest with on a cool winter night with some nice surf rock jams on my radio

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>>84147476
You stole my frame you cunt

>>84145167
Thinking that Diane retired before the Laura Palmer case is even more conjecture than thinking rape.

>>84147496
This guys understands
>>84145222

Holy crap! Croatia leaked the rest of the season!

>>84145222 (jackpot)
HELLLOOOOOooooOOOOO

>>84147590
How many people in Twin Peaks are either called Mike or Bob?

>>84147392
This is all retarded headcanon, but maybe he was prone to blackouts or catatonic moments like Cooper is now because of his inhuman/artificial nature. Of course it could be that he just showed up to work drunk or high all the time too.

>>84147476
How many "Mike"s are there in the deep lore of Twin Peaks?

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Is this why Josie was killed off?

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So who the fuck is this?

Rhonda best girl

>>84147566
Mr Bungle - California is UUUU

>>84147755
keke

>>84147721
It's Mikes all the way down. You think about that.

>Whenever you see anything like a bad special effect, or awkward acting, or a scene drags on too long, a lodge spirit did it, OK?

>>84147721
>>84147670

She's just rambling, the guy was a drug dealer, actually a police officer from that town where Theresa was killed

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>ywn spend a night in the great northern
>ywn have a morning shower and feel the superb water pressure
>ywn taste the coffee or eat the so-crispy-it's-cremated bacon
>ywn return to your room at night to find a naked 18-year old audrey in your bed

Why even continue living?

>>84147896
Whenever I see a bad post, I just assume a lodge was behind it.

>>84147590
>>84147476
>>84147566

What's the name of that surf rock song that plays in this scene before the shooting? None of the surf rock songs in the soundtrack are on the show or FWWM soundtrack albums

>>84147921
There are so many reasons why not to stay there

>might get shot by an Asian woman at any time
>might get cucked by Ben Horne at any time
>serial killers walking around the lobby singing

>>84148022
>not mentioning the biggest reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZP56ypwuE

Where can I find a smoked cheese pig like Jerry's?

>>84148114
All the food Jerry had looked delicious. The baguette scene made me hungry.

What are other characters you think will visit the black lodge?

>>84148114
>smoked cheese pig

They used to sell them in the midwest in the 90's but I have not seen them in over a decade, I don't think they make them anymore.

>>84148172
definitely Hawk

>>84148060
MUTUAL DIP IN OUR RESPECTIVE GENE POOLS

>>84148172
The fat teacher.

>>84148114
>>84148202
What the fuck is a smoked cheese pig, anyways? Is it all cheese? Why is it in a shape of a pig?

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>>84148172
I wish Coop would visit my black lodge, if you follow my drift

>>84148260
>he'd make it in the shape of a sheep
look at this pleb

>>84148260
>Is it all cheese?
yes
>Why is it in a shape of a pig?
for shits and giggles

>>84148268
>not fucking Kyle when he was in his prime
I should just kill myself already.

>>84146132
what

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>>84148332
You could still fuck him now, he's aged like fine wine

>>84148260
They literally show it on camera, it's a block of cheese in the shape of a pig.

>why a pig
Novelty? They make butter in the shape of turkeys. Why not cheese in the shape of a pig?

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>>84148375
>you will never be able to pull off this outfit
Imagine how many Rhondas you could be pissed on by with /fa/ like that.

>>84148367
The person Bob was possessing wasn't named Robertson.

>>84148375
He should've never had surgery desu, he looks strange now.

>>84148441
o-oh ... ok

>>84148260

They were Provolone, shaped into a pig, and then smoked. You took bites out of them and they were delicious.

I've always wanted that pig I loved to come back in style.

>>84145653
It's not in the script

>>84148512
What surgery?

>>84148375

man that's a hell of a nice suit

what is it /fa/?

>>84148567
That sounds delicious. Maybe they're still around in some state.

>>84148643

I don't think so, I remember TP fans trying super hard to find them anywhere a few times. There are a bunch of posts about it if you google it. They just stopped making them in the late 90's.

>>84147975
Drug deal blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRoIJeHCgc

>>84147810
a stand-in

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>>84148224
>Hawk goes in
>no doppelgamger because Hawk is literally pure spirit

I saw someone once saying that Twin Peaks is Lynch's worst work. Is there a valid argument to be had there?

>>84148908
Thanks anon. Also:

>S1 music is on the FWWM soundtrack (Sycamore Trees)

>FWWM music is on the S2 soundtrack (drug deal blues)

why are the soundtracks so weirdly divided?

>>84149071
not while Dune exists

>>84149071
Not in a world where Dune exists.

>>84148951
>stand-in that's cuter than anyone on the cast
Well that's a Lynching.

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>>84149108
>>84149109

wow bob wow

>>84149077
Sycamore Trees first appears in the last ep of season 2 and you can faintly hear it in the scene in FWWM in the I want all my garmonbozia scene
I also believe drug deal blues shows up at points during the series, nonetheless the album is titles season two music AND MORE

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>>84149108
>>84149109
W-what's going on

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>>84146173
K I N O
I
N
O

>>84143247
THERES NIPPLES IN THIS CUTE PICTURE

>>84149209
you can see her nipples in the movie too, anon

friendship ended with cooper
DOUGIE is my new best friend

>>84146529
>>84146173
clearly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

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>>84149209
So there are.

>>84149315
This desu

>>84149344
WHat did Lycnh mean by htis?

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>>84149315
>Jade
>Janey-E
>Rhonda
>Sonny Jim
>taking down midget assassins
Dougie is life

where the fuck is dexter chessmond

>>84149344
look! her pusy!

NEW

>>84149413
>>84149413
>>84149413

>>84148060

>Eric Da Re so early in the credits

wut

>>84149758
Mommy's little boy gets early billing

>>84148114
Cheese shop obviously