/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>84102403
1st for jumping man

>>84102403
I was playing Battleborn and one of Orendi's abilities is called Fire Walk With Me.

That's pretty cool, huh?

>>84102425
>tfw he will never stick his pointed mask up your ass

>>84102435
>I was playing Battleborn

MISSOULA

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The Leftovers >>>>> Twin Plebs

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>nostalgiafags
>normiefags
>theoryfags


ALL


GOT


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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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Reposting from previous thread because I find it interesting how the series influences me.

After watching e7 yesterday I've had terrible nightmares about Twin Peaks and felt claustrophobic the whole night. My dreams ended with >it's e18 now >Coop is still Dougie >he's doing some weird shit the whole episode, it's beyond not making sense >it's actually a meta-riddle >it starts an ARG that after enough investigation gets you to the scripts of two more episodes that completely resolve the story I don't know why but it was terrifying.

Once again, I don't think there's any deeper meaning to it, except for the fact that it really got to my subconscious.

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The film really makes you feel for Bobby

>tfw Laura only wanted the blow

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CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFU

GO GO GO

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>>84102491
Cooper is my waifu

>>84102491
Her pupils are distracting. Can you photoshop them off.

>>84102487
Bobby fell in love. He couldn't see that Laura was the town whore and just not the high school whore.

>>84102491
Naomi in S3, Josie for the rest.

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>>84102491

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>>84102537
nigga wut

>>84102555
ew she old

>>84102435
child,fuck off

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>>84102491

>>84102491
>you're
Why are you doing this?

>>84102570
She's cute! CUTE!

>>84102152
>/tpg/ doesn't know what Utena is so they respond with a bunch of meme answers
I thought Utena was iffy, but it really is the most Lynch-like anime with elements of Twin Peaks specifically.
>Nonsequiturs everywhere
>cringey goofiness that clashes with the tryhard parts
>DEEP imagery out the ass
>quirky characters that don't quite behave like normal humans
>no explanations
>experimental direction
>deliberately tedious pacing
>raperaperape
>soap opera

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Honestly, Why do you faggots watch this garbage? One of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

Fuck all of you.

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>>84102596
>being this new

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>>84102491

>>84102555
yeah I've liked her for almost 20yrs

>>84102604
n e g a t i v e b u t t

>the Buenos Aires leak was real
>it's actually Major Briggs' body
wew

>>84102616
what's the latest update on key-ra

>>84102435
go to bed, Randy

>>84102607
Literally, actually and figuretively who the fuck cares about your shitty cartoons?

>>84102673
>not being a genetically superior idort
lmao'ing at you're life

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>tfw dougie is strong enough scrape the meat off your hands using a dull pistol grip

>>84102721
Tard strength

>>84102694
>I like anime and compare it to real life
haha'ing at your homosexuality

Just caught up.

Wtf happened at the end in the diner?

The guy entered, the shot cut to the other side, then when it went to the original angle EVERYTHING had changed?

>>84102721
The tree encouragement was a huge part of it. When you've got someone like that cheering you on, you feel like you could do anything. He's also the one who came up with the gameplan.

>>84102747
apparently it was a timeskip

there were pies missing from the display and shit

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what did she mean here?

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>Booper exits the cell in full BOB garb
>looks directly at the camera

What did he mean by this?

>>84102721
I heard hitmen will actually super glue the gun to their hand. To not lose their traceable and favorite pistol and to not have it taken in a scuffle.

>>84102771
Ahh, I was wondering what that was all about

>>84102747
Doesn't he say something like "hey did you guys see the TV!?"

What was lynch trying to say with the sweeping scene?

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>>84102625

based donna poster

>>84102809
>he doesn't know
kek how does it feel to be dumb

>>84102809
Time passes but some things never change (Reneaus and whores).

2 scenes later time passes (a split second) and everything changes.

Really makes me think.

2 scenes later time passes

>>84102828
I know I just wanted to see if you did, which you clearly don't

>>84102831
Hay no banda

>>84102809
>the plot is progressing too quickly, here's some more nothing that idiots will interpret as substance

>>84102596
how new?

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>>84102537
fixed

>>84102843
No hay banda

>>84102853
It was a fake out. There was no live band at the Roadhouse that night. With everything picking up, people thought roadhouse = credits and were subconsciously bummed it was already over.

I never say this, but fucking LYNCHED!

Rhonda best girl

>>84102890
So her pupils were 700kbs of data!

>>84102952
>rhonda will never sneak you into the girls toilets

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Bobby, did I ever tell you about that time Agent Cooper left the hospital, cut my head off, raped your mother and burned our house down?
He was a good friend

>>84102809
There are a lot of unconventional things in Lynch's works. Some things are mentioned and never reappear, some scenes go awkwardly too long, etc. The way I see it is to make the people not sure what they're watching without always realizing it, and it contributes to the dreamlike "what did I just watch" feeling that when it works it can bring to the viewer. That said, another way to see it is that he's pretty out of touch and naive regarding some elements of film and TV and half of it can be seen as accidental clunkiness and the other part as too-overt "i'm an artist" statement. I give him the benefit of the doubt because I think it works most of the time and I really love his work. But no matter what the artists intention are it's up to the viewer to decide if it works for him or not.

>>84103017
I think he does it as a joke myself. It's like the elevators in eraserhead

>>84103013
Briggs was in a world of trouble way before Doppel Coop ever came on the scene. I also doubt that everything can be attributed to Doppel Coop. There are a lot of lodge spirits. Anyway, he knew the risks when he took the job.

>>84103017
I like it, it makes the plot harder to "predict". When the camera focuses on irrelevant details it can throw you off.

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>>84102403
>my face when he'll continue blending fanservice and plot resolution with Lynchian absurdism, ultimately LYNCHING plebs and patricians alike

It's beautiful.

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THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT

>>84103055
It wasn't doppelcoop, it was one of those dark skinned hobo demons

>>84103079
best comedy moment

>>84103055
>Briggs was in a world of trouble way before Doppel Coop ever came on the scene
explain

>>84103047
I really liked the elevator scene in Eraserhead. It would be way too long for anything else, but for the general feel of the story it works. I guess it can be called a joke, but it's a very particular kind of joke based on the awkwardness of it. A lot of things in Eraserhead a just plain silly but work because of the general atmosphere.

>>84103079
Albert and Gordon are both solid gold.

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Post more Beverley

A higher res version of this one would also be nice

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>>84102491

>>84103119
Ashley Judd is batshit nuts but good God she's so fucking hot. She's not far from Dougie's secretary, AKA best girl.

>>84103079
That top right cloud face is 2spooky.

>>84103119

she's got get that BHC (Big Horne Cock) before too long

>>84103107
He's been dimension hopping like a motherfucker while he was in town. The 15 other sets of his prints were made by him.

>>84103168
Clouds actually remind me a bit of that card Doplleganger had.

>>84103154
Remember when her and Charlize Theron were essentially the same person in the late 90s?

>>84103182
yeah what's going on with that

there's so many fucking plot threads in this season

>>84103107
Lodge spirits were already messing with him, no? He also disappears to a place and comes back without having any idea how much time has passed. He was also very obviously stressed from some of the things that happened to him if I remember correctly. And I'm pretty sure there's a mention that he had already went to the lodge. It was related to his job, sure, but he was in contact with all this before even Coop.

>>84103192
My underage dick sure as hell did.

I do NOT care about these new characters. I NEED to see the OLD characters in the OLD settings doing the SAME things that they did YEARS ago.

No I don't know what Twin Peaks was actually about and no I don't care. ALL I (and MANY others) care about is the atmosphere and the characters.

Mr Lynch what YOU are doing is making an EGO PROJECT and ignoring what the TRUE Twin Peaks fans (like myself) want.

>>84103204
Don't forget when he vanished and came back in full 1940s flight gear. God only knows what kinds of adventures he had. I'm hoping Final Dossier'll cover his spacetime trips.

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie

>>84103209
aging really is brutal

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>>84103201
>>84103182

it looks just like the owl symbol, poorly adapted to a playing card

get it together, boys

>>84103245
The character was kind of an L Ron Hubbard who wasn't full of shit.

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>>84103017
Precedents are abundant, but uniformity amongst them is rare. The interpretation exists in the ambiguous, yet therein lays the indentured charge of his approach. To be Lynchian is to radiate elusiveness, and the enigma of what signifies Lynchian’s rationale lies in perpetuating unfamiliarity in that which was once familiar.

>>84102456

Lindeloff cucked Lynch so hard

>>84102634
no fucking shit it is idiot if that wasn't immediately your first guess then you're hoepless. I bet you still don't understand the glass box.

>>84103276

read it in his super deep monotone

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>>84103210
Pretty much nailed the mindset. You'd think they'd know about Northern Exposure since it's what they're looking for.

>>84103264
He's the embodiment of what Hubbard wanted people to think he was.

>>84103283
Not him but I think I get what the glass box was for but not why the ghost of Lara Flynn Boyle came out of it and killed those two

If you don’t understand parts of the story, you’re probably really fucking dumb: Accept it. If you watch Twin Peaks and are confused by the story in any capacity whatsoever, your brain might as well be a goddamn litter box. All the surreal symbolism, dream logic, and non sequiturs are so, so easy to get, and if any of it flies over your head, then, shit, you’re honestly a profoundly dumb individual. Consider getting a home nurse, because people who can’t completely grasp Lynch’s exploration of man’s duality in its relationship to the balance and imbalance of nature are the type of people who need help bathing themselves and wiping.

>>84103293
Anybody else think the deep voice is to compromise recordings?

>>84103320
But do you understand it's metaphorical implications?

>>84103276
It's elusive in the sense of the iceberg theory, but that's something else. He shows you little bits that don't make sense at face value and he lets viewers subconsciously or not find a reason for it. I'm sure there's a lot of stuff he puts in there he has no idea what it means or just comes up with a reason for later. So in most of his works I'd say at least half of the story is in the head of the viewer. People who have no imagination will hate it, but some other who prefer to find their own meaning anyway prefer it to anything else. It's kind of close to absurdist humor in this way. He's not the only one that does this, but among the mainstream ones who succeed, he's very good at it, at least in my opinion.

>>84103350
>dude normies netflix and chill sex

kys

>>84103263
If the diamond represents the physical plane, then the black circle could be seen as the borders of that plane being broken down.

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What's the consensus?
Continuity error or deliberate mindfuckery?

>>84103257
source?

>>84103367
I guess I'm talking more about how people were sitting on that couch for years watching literally nothing, then cooper came back and blew them the fuck out.

>>84103381
that goes beyond a continuity error.
Considering how meticulously the episodes so far seem to have been planned, it has to be deliberate

>>84103381

I don't see anything wrong with this, are you autistic?

>>84103381
It might just have meant to show the passage or time. Or if you want to read too much in it, I remember Kubrick was said to have shot some scenes from Lolita twice (either flashbacks or flash forwards, can't remember) with slight changes to make the viewer feel uneasy without knowing exactly why. It's said to be one of Lynch's favorite movies, and Tarantino also got inspired by it to make small changes to the beginning and end scenes of Pulp Fiction I think. Or really, it just means to show the passage of time. Would have to watch it again, hadn't noticed anything particular when I saw the episode yesterday.

>>84103257
Wait, how are Audrey, Diane and Annie rapes confirmed?

>>84103387
Do you REALLY want to see a picture of OP's ass?

>>84103442
Why even get into all that, try going to your coffee place, leave for 5/10 minutes, comeback and see if the landscape is the same

>>84103442
>passage of time
Those shots happen directly after each other with B shot of a diner between them.

Twin Peaks is dead like it was in 1990.

>>84103451
They're not.

>>84103381
It's a simple time passing shotm

>>84103469
Then there's a glitch in the Matrix. I heard rumors the series might go this way but I don't really believe them.

>>84103469
there's a clear time lapse, that's why the guy who shouts ''Billy'' is then seen inside the RR, implying he never found them and came back for a cup of coffee

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So what is this new season even about? What is the plot?

>>84103546
kys weeb

>>84103546
Cooper's journey back to Twin Peaks.

>>84103546
Coop's trying to get out of the tomb world while Coop's trying not to get back in the tomb world. So Coop needs to kill Coop to prevent that.

Does anybody else love how the fact 25 years has passed since the Laura Palmer case is being represented? Ben Horne forgot about Cooper completely, and Bobby had moved on from Laura until the case photo reminded him. I like that the only part of the original series that's still relevant in universe is the Black Lodge shit because everybody else has moved on with their lives.

>>84103571
Also Coop somehow made a fake Coop that has his own family and life, but now that's the other Coop and retarded.

MORE ACTION COOP WHEN

>>84103617
as should you moved from this series and start a family

>>84103617
Yeah, I'm enjoying that too. I hope we get to see a bit more of how Sarah Palmer has been dealing with everything these past 25 years.

>>84103546
you can never go back home

manlets eternally btfo

>>84103645
Round 2 soon

>>84103278
>>84102456
among you teenagers, probably, who are baitable with pretentous crap

you should move on from 4chan and improve your syntax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2fczpoOcTU

>>84103686
>*mouths "jackpots" victoriously*

>>84103686
>>84103649

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>I'm
>yrev
>very
>happy
>to
>see
>you
>again
>old
>friend

>>84103509
>the black lodge wins for 25 straight years
>being skeptical of spacetime fucking up as a result

>>84103729
yrev?

>>84103729

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

>>84103656
She just spends all day watching animals mauling each other.

>>84103737
evil cooper said the first very backwards

>>84103381
Time hiccup. Like when the "germans are always on time" was repeated, or when the old man in Hap's Diner asked about Theresa Banks twice in the same way.

>>84103257
If Diane was raped by DoubleCoop, she would never have gone to see him. She would already have known something was wrong with him.

She was talking about the last time her and GOOD Cooper saw each other. Before he went to Twin Peaks. Something happened between them that was positive. DoubleCoop's cold, flat response to it was what tipped her off that something was very wrong with him. Something was "missing".

As for Audrey. Didn't Hayward just assume DoubleCoop went there to see Audrey? Annie had the ring on when she was taken to the hospital. A nurse stole it. DoubleCoop would have gone there to retrieve it. But I guess he could have made a pit stop.

>>84103737
When Gordon and Albert go to see doppelcoop in jail, he says the first "very" backwards.

>>84103742
I mean surely she does something else with her time, right? Maybe Coop going back to Twin Peaks will make her have a mental breakdown or something.

>>84103737
That's how DoppelCoop says it, someone reversed the audio. Because he's a spirit from the lodge who speaks backwards, and that word was aligned with his spirit finger. He was talking by counting his fingers because he had a semi-stroke like RealCoop because he was pulled halfway back to the lodge.

I miss the old Cooper, fine cup of Joe Cooper,
Cherry pie to go Cooper, the has-a-soul Cooper,
I hate the new Cooper, the Red Room Cooper,
The always rude Cooper, the has-killed-a-few Cooper,
I miss the sweet Cooper, the Twin Peaks Cooper,
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Cooper,
See, I respected Cooper, it wasn’t any Coopers,
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Coopers,
I used to love Cooper, I used to love Cooper,
I even had the tape recorder, I thought I was Cooper,
What if Cooper made a doppelganger that looked like Cooper,
Called “Dougie Jones” Cooper, Man, that’d be so Cooper!
That’s all it was Cooper, we still love Cooper,
And I love you like Cooper loves Cooper.

>>84103077
Dubs don't lie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4ih55rGno

>>84103742
and drinking

>>84103794
Fuck that was painful to read. Michael Cera tried and failed to hit this cringeworthy low.

Booper's pitch-black eyes spook the shit out of me.

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>that feel when DoppelCoop is perfectly capable and acting and sounding like RealCoop to trick everyone again, and RealCoop is still in slow motion and just stares at people, exactly how DoppelCoop is acting now

>my face when DoppelCoop tricks everyone again and someone kills RealCoop thinking he's the doppelganger

>>84103301
should i watch this? i love twin peaks surrealism but this seems fun

>>84103816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmp-5cuOrIo

>>84103835
It's actually really comfy. Basically the quirky side of Peaks, without the darkness. Great theme song too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4bISyBHDBY

>>84103546
White (not all whites maybe?) transsexual ghost attacks people who fuck. Nobody is fucking since so the white ghost is biding xer time and is not to be seen.
Meanwhile.
Old school hip hop beat.

>>84102478
I watched e7 yesterday and also had weird lynch influenced dreams the whole night. unfortunately I don't remember any details

>>84102435
Go to bed Sonny Jim!

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People at diner change once the guy asks
>Where's Bing?
found this on reddit

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>>84103816
>Michael Cera

Fuck, he's in this? What's his role?

>>84103971
He's cool. He was always cool.

>>84103151
No appreciation for Madchen, she aged the best out of the cast, besides for Kyle maybe

>>84103971
Lucy's son. It's only one scene.

>>84103971
BOB

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>>84103359
Gnomic incantations and pronouncements resist the elucidative service and rationalist inclination of dialogue, gambling instead on sound design to evoke what lies beyond the language. The consequence of language is used less for meaning than it is for sound - particularly his curious, syntactically awkward predilection for abstract nouns. Words for Lynch are not just reductive; they are anathema.

The Dougie Show >>>> Nostalgia garbage cameos Lynch was probably guilted into doing

>>84103970
time passage you fuck

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>>84103119
>no woman will ever look at you like Beverly looked at Ben during that scene

KILL ME

>Diane is an actual person
Who thought this was a good idea?

>>84104033
Norma looking up bookended the transition. I'd say it wasn't time passage.

>>84104058
Everybody but BTFO imaginary friend faggots.

>>84102456
I don't know how Lindelof did it, but he somehow made me not give one single shit about why 2% of the population disappeared.
Fuck that shitty show.

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Is this canon?

>>84103546
Its called The Return and so far the theme has been that there really is no hope for one, at least i think that's what Lynch is doing in part. People wanted old Twin Peaks, and its not coming back

>>84103656
Im surprised she hasnt killed herself. From what i can tell through both 2nd hand experience and hearing about it elsewhere, when you lose your child your life is over. One of my Mom's old friend's kid OD'd and died and she killed herself like a month after, shit fucks you up

>>84104024
I hope episode 8 is less normie than 7, that's all I'm saying. Maybe he won't feel the need to throw the coffe and pie-fags a bone again until episode 14 (hoping)

>>84104094
I'm off to poundland lads

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>be meditating
>see flashes of faces and hear a woman say "you're hot for me"
Call for help

>>84104087
this

>>84104100
Bloody Marys and intimate nature documentaries on a nice big TV is the medicine that keeps the gallows away.

>>84104100
The last 9 episodes will be in twin peaks obviously. The first half is to setup the return of coop

>>84104136
Shit i guess

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>>84103998
He murders 50 people in Episode 13.

Trust me, I am Congolese doing business in Croatia.

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>>84102456
>metacritic

>>84104163
what happened to that nurse?

>>84104189
This general has largely retconned her for some bizarre reason, while still maintaining that the rest of The Missing Pieces is canon.

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>>84104145
>He'll be back in episode 5
>He'll be back in episode 6, it's 1/3 of the series
>He'll be back in episode 7, it starts the next act
>He'll be back in episode 9, it's the middle

REPEAT AFTER ME: NEVER EVER

>>84104236
>comes back a little every episode
He's been here the whole time, off and on.

>>84103971
He's in the greatest scene in the series

>>84104058
I didn't like the idea until we saw more of her and she was the opposite of what you expected

>>84103971
literally Marlon Brando

>>84104259
...And then we liked the idea even less.

>>84104100
>People wanted old Twin Peaks, and its not coming back
It is thematically and at times literally very much the old Twin Peaks. Quirks and all.

>>84104268
>we
kys

>>84104080
This. Retard theorists got LYNCHED

>>84103970
>David, can you work a "bing search" in at some point
Sure.

>>84104270
and the people who wanted the old Twin Peaks don't realise that

>>84103971
He's turning into john Turturro, wtf

>>84104282
I actually doubt any of the products paid for this. Even the Skype ad could easily be Lynch just shouting out to it since he and Frost worked on the show through Skype. Like an old man gushing over newfangled technology when he figures it out.

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>that punch sfx during Coop vs Ike

>>84104307
Only the stupid ones. The majority is quietly enjoying the ride from the looks of general consensus.

>>84104316
Lynch is very up to date with technology. He was on the internet bandwagon before anyone else

>>84104129
You're not enlightened yet

>>84104316
it's a joke not an accusation, autismo

>>84104316
If Microsoft paid for the Skype shoutout then it wouldnt have been on OSX

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where am i going back to, /tpg/?

>>84104343
Calm down, never said it was. Your joke reminded me of the skype call, and I decided to weigh in on the subject.

>>84104374
MISSOULA

>>84104374
My place.

>>84104374
Maddy was fucking cute man, the black hair really does it for me

>>84104340
Will it make sense in the end?

>>84104397
In the end, it won't have to.

>>84104271
Oh yeah my bad, I meant the general as a whole, not the one or two outlier redditors itt who get impressed by the sound of swear words.

>>84104386
this desu

Audrey>Maddy>Shelly>FWWM Donna>Laura

>>84104437
Norma>all

lmao all the new characters are shockingly bad, even Diane

>>84104437
Where's Annie?

>>84104432
You haven't been reading the general as a whole then. Or you're being intentionally retarded.

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>>84104437
>greasy wop over show Donna

kys right this moment my guy

>>84104437
I always preferred the original Donna to fwwm donna

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>>84104444
uuuu

>>84104410
All right. However, do you know why it's called 'Jesus on the cross'?

>>84104437
Switch maddy and shelley and you nailed mine.

>>84104397
TRIED SO HARD

>>84104437
But Maddy is just Laura

>>84104491
Its the hair

>>84104491
Laura's a roastie and Maddy isn't.

>>84104467
FWWM Donna gets a higher rank because she isn't mentally ill

>>84104491
They're both Sheryl Lee and she is both but they are not the same

>>84104491
black hair and glasses

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>>84104444
>>84104473

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>>84104437
>laura at the bottom
hurting me
hurting me

>>84104491
Maddy is pure

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>>84104467
tfw only recently realising fwwm donna was that irritating white house media mong from the west wing s1

>>84102478
After watching the first four episodes I've been having the same nightmare for three days. I dreamt Cooper walking in and out of the doors of some mountain as I was trying to lift him higher.

I am enjoying mr Lynch's wild ride a lot so far, especially liked how he brought one old castmember on to literally phone (well, videocall) his performance in whilr lynch and both his old actors showed they know about computers

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>>84104568
She also voiced Nala

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>>84102760

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>>84102403
What do yoy guys think of my new /tpg/ tattoo?

>>84104559
Sheryl Lee's smile is heavenly

>>84104611
jesus christ

>>84104611
At least it's covering up your jaundice.

>>84104559
you DO know she's playing Maddy too, right?

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>>84104611

The part with the jail escape is retarded.
ITS A FUCKING FEDERAL PRISON

>>84104647
l-lynched

>>84104647
yeah, what the fuck happened there

>>84104647
Bob can control electricity. Whatever the warden couldn't do, Bob took care of.

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>>84102616
did you type that long thing out? didnt read it, but look how much effort I took to call you a fag. hide the thread if youre such a triggered lil bich

>>84104638
Hey what's your name?
Fuck you.

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>mfw when Lara Flynn had the best post Twin Peaks career

>>84104647
The dog leg, anon

>>84104673
>taking the bait

>>84104683
you're forgetting about billy zane

>>84103971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6twGYRzmM
Wally should play in the roadhouse

>>84104697
And Heather Graham

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>>84102491

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>>84104683
>implying

>>84104723
those nips

>>84104669
i wouldn't mind if he used super power to escape the jail. It's the fact that the warden AND the guards let him go which is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.

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>>84104718

>>84104697
>>84104709
Lara Flynn is real twin peaks
Billy and Heather are season 2 babies

>>84104736
Would you fuck with him?

>>84102760
I SEE YOU

>>84104723
>aged best
>namechecked in original ending cliffhanger
>not asked back
What chicanery is this?

>>84102491
CLAIMING PISSFU

>>84104755
refused to suck Lynch's penis

>>84104752
Well he is fucked anyway now. Same for the guards who helped him.

>>84104746
Did you hurt your back dragging those goalposts?

>>84104752
I'd fuck him.

>>84104787
Nope. She tried sucking it too soon.

>>84104647
Yeah well he threatened to blackmail the chief guard

>>84104755
Annie an Coop purest character

Annie and Coop aged best

>>84104788
They were crooked cowardly faggots anyway. Bad Dale probably isn't strictly fucked, but he's used to hiding from the feds.

Twin Peaks is literally Blatant Product Placement: The Show now

>Close ups of Mercedes logo
>Lenovo Thinkpad
>Skype shilling
>Andy's Rolex

I'm sure there are tons more that I haven't caught

>>84102760

>cell 27
>some gematria freemason holy number
>3x9

Who knows

>>84104834
So what? The chief guard is done anyway. And still that doesn't explain why the other guards helped him.
The story would have more sens if Cooper blackmailed the DA which is the one who can press charges.

>>84102403
For real though I do get a weird sense of satisfaction out of watching people perform menial tasks. I can relate more to that guy sweeping than any other character on the show.

>>84104863
>I have no idea how product placement works

>>84104863
Green tea latte

Coffee

Cherry pie

>>84104753
AND YOU SEE ME

>>84104853
When i said "he's fucked", i'm talking about the chief warden.

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>>84104638
I wish she was smoking through a hole in her neck.

Lynch should have gone full normie chasing Lynch.

>>84104467
You shut your goddamn whore mouth.

>>84104863
>Samsung
>Dell
>Lincoln

Whatever. Niche shit doesn't pay for itself.

>>84104872
Maybe you actually relate to the trash on the floor.

>>84104870
He was willing to take the consequences of his actions over what would've happened with the strawberry situation.

>>84104863
>he's focusing on the hole instead of the donut

Lmao

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>>84104893
Fwwm Donna was the worst part of fwwm. I can't stand it when actors are changed, completely takes me out of it

>>84104870
I thought it was just some crazy big prison murder conspiracy thing and everyone would have preferred to dealing with saying he escaped over what he knew

>>84104930
>No sound

how the fuck could you mute green onions

>>84104954
/tv/ doesn't allow sound webms

>>84104916
>>84104945
Even if i can buy the blackmail at some degree that would never explain why the other guards obey to him.
They all want to end in jail?

>>84104954
since when to webms on /tv/ have sound?

>>84104491
wtf pleb. laura was maddie's black lodge doppleganger

>>84104944
Watched in isolation, she's actually quite good in her FWWM role. However, the fact that we already had a 100% perfect Donna does her no favours whatsoever when it comes to rosy retrospection.

>>84104972
Massive he told them a lie like the FBI wanted him released discretely or simply bribed them

>>84104909
Well that was uncalled for.

>the episode that is most Twin Peaks focused and has least Dougie scenes is by far the best this season.

Thank god we have Frost to keep Twin Peaks from going full LYNCHED.

>>84104982
How retarded is it that /mu/ doesn't have sound webms?

>>84104972
They may have been in on it. Say Mr. Strawberry was a VIP prisoner they'd taken part in murdering. Of course that's a wild guess, but we could be looking at something like that.

>>84104965
>>84104982
lol

Ive literally been here since saturday after catching up to episode 6, im pretty new to /tv/

new thread when

How do you people not understand the deep dark connections obviously running through the jail that let them escape like that. Clearly, they're a tight team and they've done some bad shit. The interesting part is going to be the FBIs reaction.

Are people posting actual leaks in these threads or just speculations/predictions about future episodes?

>>84105011
it was mistress strawberry
and i thought the implication was the warden murdered and buried her somewhere

>>84104878
>it's not product placement when lynch does it based lynch!!!!!!!

>>84105036
That's what I'm looking forward to. Especially how Gordon and Albert will react.

>>84105039
100% legit, my dad works at Twin Peaks

>>84104989
Only possible way. The chief warden is fucked anyway. I don't see how he wins something by releasing Mr C.

new


>>84105040
>>84105040
>>84105040
>>84105040
>>84105040

>>84105036

I simply don't understand these deep dark connections, please elaborate on their tight team and the bad shit they're done and prove to us that you're superior.

>>84105061
Stay ignorant of basic advertising, pleb. God forbid you learn something new.

>>84103617
This part seems really surreal or affected to me. "Oh, right ... that FBI agent who came to town after my daughter's best friend was murdered by her father (who I was pretty tight with) and who inadvertently set in motion the events that got my daughter killed in a bank bombing, and then mysteriously disappeared ... huh, kinda forgot about that. Those were some funky times."

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>>84104944
Do you know where you are, child? Lynch cares not for your simple mindedness.

>>84105082
Nice thin skin, fella

>>84105069
Depends on what he did. If it was bad enough then even prison time for a lesser offense would be preferable.

>>84105019
i've been here for 11 years, get out while you can

>>84105116
ive been on /v/ for like 7, this is a breath of fresh air

/tpg/ is anyway

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>>84104611
it's funny this gets the responses it deserves aka pic related
I once replied on normiebook to a similarly disgusting tattoo with a pepe with disgusted face and got lynched by the whole group. i-it's like people don't want your honest opinion but just praise.
disgusting

>>84105327
i sure say the word disgusting a lot

>>84103116
Lynch really likes Jacques Tati-like burlesque desu senpai.

>>84103119
I wonder why she takes such oppressed roles as a secretary for straight white males.

>>84105009
>/mu/ doesnt have sound webms but /gif/ does

it hurts bros

>>84105003
>Thank god we have Frost
said no one ever