/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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Judy?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

Is missing pieces actually work watching?

Daily reminder that skipfags should find another show.

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>I just gave you a head
What did she mean by this?

>Audrey and JJWheeler's baby miscarried in the bank vault explosion
>Richard Horne is her disabled brother Johnny Horne's illegitimate child after a caretaker (the nurse who took the ring from Annie in The Missing Pieces) forced herself on him

screencap this

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Still watching /twinflops/?

https://youtu.be/CgY637KOBQ4

>>83743808
yes, literally the only thing to skip is Chris Isaak punching that one guy 30 times.

Can anyone explain to me why Season 3 is even any good? Season 1 was great, Season 2 was ok.

But this season is pure Lynch trolling up to this point. I get it, all the random stuff is meant to connect at some point, but I don't see where any of this is really going anywhere.

Is this considered good to some of you?

>>83743808
>>83743859
See
>>83743809

>>83743730
What's this meme about nothing happening in the new season?

>show everyone pretends they watched comes back
>no one cares

Hopefully networks learn not to listen to "fans" on social media again.

>>83743898
A meme.

>>83743890
Leave. Don't come back.

>>83743890
virtually no david lynch works have something amazing or their most memorable parts occur only 5/18ths into it. be patient

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>>83743809
>skipfag
I'm a Shannonfag

>>83743808
If you want to know what the fuck was up with Jeffries, yes, it's vital.

But if you really liked Twin Peaks, you wouldn't be asking this question because you would've already seen it.

>>83743890
you really expect to to to even read or consider the opinions of someone with pictures of little girls saved to his hard drive? you fucking weirdo

don't you have a school to shoot up?

>>83743805
based jewel

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>>83743890
>but I don't see where any of this is really going anywhere.
Thats whats exciting to me. I dont remember the last time tv or a movie surprised me and made me anticipate the next part. I though my jaded self would never feel like this again.

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>>83743810
it means she will stimulate your genitals using her mouth

>>83743984

Did Jack Nance have brain damage before the night he was killed? He was a heavy alcoholic and his mannerisms look like they could be caused by a minor neurological disorder.

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Can I skip season 2?

>>83743984
>see your pic
>laugh
>remember
>cry

>when you check viewer numbers and barely anyone is watching twin peaks
fucking dead show lmao

>>83744022

no. watch it

>>83744019
I just watched a documentary about him and about a year before he died he told someone he had been diagnosed with some brain issue that would kill him in about a year. That wasn't what killed him but he would have apparently died anyway if he hadn't have gotten in that fight that caused bleeding in his brain.

>>83744022
Skip the first 9 episodes. It gets good after that.

>>83744022
Yes. You can skip season 1 too, if you like. Oh and FWWM is definitely skippable, so of course that means The Missing Pieces is to be skipped too. Since you haven't seen s1 and 2 you might as well skip season 3 too.
But the rest is definitely worth watching.

>>83743808
If for no better reason than because you won't understand half of what is being said in /tpg/ if you don't watch it.

>>83743808

Missing Pieces only really adds backstory to other characters.

>WHEN DOES THE SHOW GET BETTER
>CAN I SKIP THIS
I genuinely don't understand this logic and why so many of you keep enabling it despite liking the show yourselves. If you're a fan of something, if you like the world and the characters and want to see more of them, you won't need to be told what to watch because you'll have already seen it or you're getting ready to. Trying to half-ass it by cherry picking which episodes you watch and in what order or forcing yourselves to muscle through major storylines like it's actually a fucking struggle to watch an hour long episode doesn't really give any indication that you really like what you're watching.

>>83744022
yes after you find out who the murderer is watch the next two or three episodes untill you think fuck this, then skip through to ep 16 honestly you have missed fuck all some faggot is trying to trick coop wioth chess,

>>83743730
>Wagon Wheel Bakery Opends Second Bakery

nasty shit

>>83744019
I think the fight he got into at the donut shop gave him some type of brain aneurysm/blood clot that popped later when he got home.

Still sad though - died way before his time. Frank Silva too. ;____;

I would have loved to, I dunno, meet them at a con or something and hear a funny production story.

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>>83744105
topkek

>>83744022
watch it while doing something else

>>83744123
honestly, since I just finished ep9 myself, I am just worried to see the world I've gotten absorbed in torn apart by shitty writing. You grow attached to characters so all the naysaying about the quality makes you nervous because - despite them being fictional - you really care about the world.

It's just us folks trying to avoid pain man.

>>83744022
>Donna gets jealous so no Audrey for Coop
>brings in an equally attractive if not more attractive girl
>yeah this is fine
Wat

>>83744123
dude people are just shitposting. Kill yourself for making this post

>>83744123
what I have problem with skipfags is that they act like this is such a big thing. there are only TWO SEASONS. two fucking seasons. there are shows that have shitton seasons, but somehow two fucking seasons is too much for them. It's pathetic honestly.

>>83744179
That's fucking retarded. Fuck you. Think for yourself you piece of shit.

>>83744123
you're speaking to a generation of NEETS who think that a 35 hour working week in a fucking starbucks is heavy going

>>83744179
What the fuck are you doin in these threads if you haven't even finished the show, I wish I could beat the shit out of you

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>>83744011
>is your pusy wet?

>>83744189
>Donna gets jealous so no Audrey for Coop

Again this isn't true

>>83744123
which episodes from season 1 can i skip tho

>>83744274

are you retarded? don't skip any episodes from season 1

>>83744292
can i skip the pilot

>>83744274
watch international pilot
you don't have to watch season 2 and 3 since pilot answers all the questions.

>>83744179
The only thing that gets thoroughly fucked up in season 2 is the Audrey/Cooper romance, but that should hardly be a spoiler at this point if you've been following these threads. I wouldn't say anyone gets "ruined", otherwise people wouldn't still love this show 25 years later. At the absolute worst, season 2 is just boring and has that early 90s Sam Raimi writing to it, where it's trying really hard to be witty and strange but it just falls flat.

>>83744189
I think the issue was with Sherilyn Flynn more than the character. That and I'm pretty sure Lara Flynn Boyle broke up with Kyle right around the show's end too, so by that point she didn't give a shit.

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>>83744088
Lynch really shouldn't have kicked him to death. But better to expire than deteriorate slowly.

Just got back from skipping seasons 1, 2, FWWM, and 5 episodes of season 3. I'm excited about what's going to happen next.

>>83744295

kys

>>83744254
based pusyposter

>>83744264
but it is true, they were dating irl so the coop / Audrey relationship was cut from the script

>>83744318
me too

>>83744307

but it doesn't get thoroughly fucked up, it's perfect, I'd be very disappointed with Cooper if he went around fucking high school girls

>>83744318
>not skipping missing pieces

>>83744264
>confirmed by one of the lead actresses
>confirmed by the fucking co-creator
>it's not true lol
Okay senpai.

>>83744318
>>83744350
but did you skipped international pilot, snl sketch, laserdisc episodes, and missing pieces?

>>83744106
this desu

>>83744343

but it's not true, makes sense for the Coop character to not get involved with a high school student, that was just a rumour started by the salty ass Sherylyn Feen who didn't want Kyle dating Lara Flynn

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Just painted my nails! What does /tpg/ think?

>>83744236
to talk about the show, of course. wanna occasionally share what i felt as I'm watching the episodes and see what other people say. More or less avoiding the spoilerly stuff because I don't recognize the names and 8/10 posts in this thread are just regurgitated memes at this point (prediction: next thread will have 18 David Bowie images posts)

If you guys wanted a more exclusive atmosphere, start making "Twin Peaks: The Return General - Season 3 Discussion" or something.

on-topic: episode 9 hit me with a huge heavy thud. Those last few episodes are all extremely emotionally draining. The people watching with me all didn't say anything after most of them. The episode feels like a logical season finale; I wonder why ABC asked for so many more episodes.

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>>83744404
>my

>>83744404
Please stop posting shit from Reddit.

>>83744394
>just a rumour started by the salty ass Sherylyn Feen who didn't want Kyle dating Lara Flynn
i'm not even going to bother trying to explain to you why you're a retard

>>83744404

i don't understand this reposting things from reddit meme

>>83744423
I'd never post in a thread of a show I haven't finished watching but hey, that's just me, I'm retarded like that

>>83744358
Even if you didn't like them together romantically, there's still no reason why Audrey should have disappeared from the story entirely. They could have easily had her relationship with Cooper transition into something really strongly platonic and familial so her getting kidnapped and taken to the Black Lodge would've still had an emotional impact. It's by not having Cooper give a fuck about her and vice versa that it became insultingly awful writing.

>>83744458
its funny to laugh at, like when you're at an office party and that girl who genuinely believes she's the next taylor swift starts doing karaoke

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>>83744423
Reddit is that way, faggot.

>>83744455
It's true though, Sherilyn Fenn has been trying to put the blame on Lara Flynn ever since the show ended but smart people know that Lara Flyn had no power over Lynch or the ABC executives.
If Lynch really wanted the Coop/Audrey romance, you can bet he woul've gotten it.
Now, Sherilyn was in love with Kyle in real life and super jealous of Lara Flynn so she started making up shit like that

>>83744205
>but somehow two fucking seasons is too much for them. It's pathetic honestly.
as a new viewer, I don't watch TV much if at all (with the exception of stuff like planet earth) because of how much of it there is - I prefer movies because they wrap up stories at a mostly reasonable pace. Something like GOT's 6 seasons chocked with filler.

This is the first show, since Arrested Development back in its heyday, that I've consumed so much of. Maybe the other exception is the original Twilight Zone, because those episodes are short and almost all worth watching.

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>...and that behind the counter is Jacques the Second. Be sure to have good money on you for him or his grunts if you plan to visit the rape table with your girl friends. Bring as many as possible! We're all cool here, you kids will love it

>>83744555
t. Lara Flynn Boyle

>>83744555
have you ever fucking been with a woman, anon? she didn't need any power over the goddamn studio, she just needed to tell Kyle MacLachlan that it wasn't going to happen

>>83744472
don't you find this sentiment a little ironic given you are posting in a thread about a show that is only 5/18 finished?

>>83744022
Skip your life

>>83744633
Holy fuck are you retarded?
He's seen every episode to date. He's on the same level as everyone else whereas someone who hasn't seen every episode isn't
Why did I need to explain this to you? Are you really this stupid?

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Bobby, may I share a vision with you? It is about agent Cooper. In my vision he kidnapped me, faked my death, tortured me for years for information and cut my head off. And he was a good friend.

>>83744105
This is the patrician way

>>83744394
Sure thing Lara

>>83744680
calm down, anon, remember where you are

>>83744690
kek

>>83744727
I am calm, I just enjoy rageposting at retards.

is leo confirmed back on show?
i want to see him

>>83744767
no

>>83744765
in that case you are truly a creature of irony

favourite missing piece? mine personally is chris isaak punching the cop guy 100 times

>>83743890
Certain parts are excellent, I do think it's somewhat self-indulgent and Lynch is using too many long takes for scenes, a lot of stuff drags. Though some of it is intentional and makes me laugh, the bit with the shovels was literal gold.

Also, DougieCoop is getting old and the scene with Michael Cera gave me nightmare flashbacks to how shitty Billy Zane was.

After the insane thing with the blind asian lady I've completely given up on hoping for explanations for anything though, after the first 20 minutes of episode 3 I'm pretty sure the rest of this will be too surreal to even comprehend. Which is fine by me, those 20 minutes were the best scene in Twin Peaks since the ending of season 2.

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>>83743730
/tpg/ is already dead after only 18 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

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>>83744791
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83744555
>Lara Flyn had no power over Lynch or the ABC executives.
You're pretty much right on that account, that's why she had her boyfriend do the talking for her. You can bet the network would've started caring if their lead actor threatened to quit instead of the actress of an ancillary character no one gave a shit about.

>>83744831
SERBIA

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>>83744767
He's busy

>>83744831
MISSOULAAAAAA!

>>83744555
Do we even know for sure if ABC liked Twin Peaks or Lynch? Because it sounds to me like they didn't know what to make of it and wanted it axed even though the first season did extraordinarily well. Can an oldfag who was around back then give me some input on what the public consensus was for it?

>>83744680
All you needed to say was "No, I do not find that sentiment a little ironic, or much at all." No need to lose your head.

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GOOLD

>>83744944
see
>>83744831

>>83744810
Bobby and Laura in the basement, Laura under the fan

>>83744937

It was kinda embarrasing, Lynch went on Letterman to shill for the show and beg the executives to let it stay on the air

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>>83744810
HELGA

>>83744810
Nice to meet you, my name is Leland Palmer

>>83744937
Has any network ever liked any good shows without ruining things? Serious question.

>>83745000
nah, Lynch publicly reading the address of ABC executives and telling fans to flood him with letters is awesome, not desperate.

Desperate is starting a hashtag movement. Awesome is getting your fanbase to flood someone's personal mailbox with thousands of angry letters. That takes a modicum of effort.

>>83745000
And then like a year or two later he did the same thing for On the Air. But of course a person wouldn't want his shows canceled. I don't see why that's embarrassing. His exact words were "If it has to end, then fine, but if it doesn't have to end that's even better".

tp s3 is next level shit. similar to what malick is doing with in recent films.

>>83744517
This meme looks like Lynch art.

This was a compliment.

Anyone hoping for a surprise Bowie appearance this season?

>>83745048
networks can provide those creative limitations that inspire genius, but more often than not they are experts of turning gold into shit.

Like when they told Rod Serling "Rod, we love those half-hour episodes of Twilight Zone. How about you make them twice as long so that they are boring and everyone hates them? By the way that wasn't a request"

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiits seven o'clock!
do YOU know where your freedom is?

>>83745000
>>83745054
Lynch only had himself to blame. He abandoned the show and left it to the dogs and only came back for the final episode. I'm sure he could've figured out something interesting for the episodes after the killer was revealed even if it wasn't what he initially wanted for the show, but he flaked because he didn't get his way and everyone suffered for it.

>>83745144
I'd be pretty pissed too if my baby was tampered with.

>>83745048
Seinfeld. And you know why.

>>83743890
Y A N B
E N O T
T O R F
.. T M O
.. H I
.. E E
.. R

>>83745144
He was probably tired of studio interference. That's not his fault. He wasn't the only person involved, like everyone always says, Twin Peaks was a collaboration. Not just between Lynch and Frost but a bunch of other people too. Lynch shouldn't have to carry the whole thing on his shoulders, especially when the studio isn't letting him do what he wants.

>>83745144
Am I the only one who enjoyed season 2?
It's really not that bad.

>>83745118
Nah man, no-one here loves Bowie.

t. No human ever

>>83745241
no, you're not

even shitty twin peaks is better than 75% of television

Why are people saying Eric DaRe is here?

>>83745343
THIS IS WHERE HE LIVES, SHELLEY

>>83745241
It isn't, but the dip in quality is incredibly noticeable. Cooper turns into a complete autistic retard too.

>>83745380
>Cooper turns into a complete autistic retard too.
But that's season 3.

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>the RCMP comes to Twin Peaks to grill Cooper for crossing the border and shooting up One-Eyed Jacks
>he's in his dress uniform unnecessarily
>his FBI liason addresses him as "Mountie King" instead of Sergeant or Constable

Comfy levels dropping

>>83745206
We need a tell-all book about the making of TP from the cast and crew, like those behind the scenes books about horror movies that have been big lately.

when jeffries appeared at the fbi had he just came out of the lodge? was the first scene in buenos aeres where he checks in and seems fine perhaps a jeffries doppleganger?

>>83745642
yes he's been flying about for centuries desu

Bobby you killed Mike

>>83745730

THIS ISN'T MIKE

...is this mike?

>>83743730
>based Pete is kill
F

>>83745794
Jack deserves better than this.

>>83745730
haha

bobby u frickin donut you killed mike LOL

>>83745819
lol epic

DUDE YOU KILLED MIKE LMAO

>>83743818
capd

It seems like none of you here even skipped the Japanese coffee commercials how can you even call yourself true fans?

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>>83745730

heheee

YOU KILLED MIKE!!!

>>83746003
S H U T
H
U
T

U P
P

>>83745794
Lynch knew he was going to murder him. Evidence for the prosecution.

>>83746068
STOP TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE TRUTH BOBBY

>>83745812
Jack Nance was a notorious racist and he deserved to be beaten to death by the race of the people he feared the most.

>>83743730
DAILY REMINDER THAT BOBBY IS A MURDERER AND A DRUG SMUGGLER AND A BAD FATHER

>>83745550
How do Canadians feel knowing that they're portrayed solely as conniving, evil drug dealing rapists in the world of Twin Peaks? Even the cop is a double crosser.

Are they airing an episode every single sunday uninterrupted?

>>83746120
Even if this is true I don't give a fuck.
He gave great performances and I love him for it.

Did Pete suffer from some kind of retardation?
He was always so weird, but had the heart at the right place.

>>83746126
>AND A BAD FATHER
Proof?

>>83746120
Source or you're a fucking liar besmirching the name of a good man for (You)s.

>>83746163

he wasn't retarded, just a goofy old man

>>83746120
Beating him to death like a bunch of savages would really prove him wrong.

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>>83744945

Jaffa, kree!

>>83746272
Shol'va!

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>>83746132
Refreshing change.

How many Mikes in this show?
>BOBs old friend
>Bobbys friend
>Some guy that works for Horne that Audrey mentions

>>83746372
Look at the people with a name starting with J, tons of them!

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Jacoby's trailer looks comfy as hell.

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I miss David Bowie ;_;

Twin Peaks.

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>>83746163
>had the heart at the right place
And his hand.

going to marathon inland empire. what am i in for

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Does anyone have a link to the Moving Through Time FWWM documentary? I want to see the Jumping Man's actor.

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>Teddy and Judy down
What did he mean by this?

>>83746702
how do you marathon a single movie????

Where's Chet Desmond?

So what do you suppose, guys, was Phillip's old friend Bob Lydecker possessed by BOB at one point? Just one of those funny coincidences? It's actually kind of funny/weird that Phillip had a "Bob" tattoo on a missing arm which MIKE took off because of breaking a pact with BOB.

In some ways MIKE/Phillip seem more mysterious than BOB.

>>83746680
fake senpai

>>83746749
argentina

>>83746762
proof?
he did a lucas in the new release

>>83746120
Holy shit I love Jack even more now

>>83746706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtD_RlYu__I&t=292s

>>83746132
leaf here, one of most realistic portrayals of canadians ive seen unfortunately

>>83746666
Quads can't be wrong.

>that feel when you discover you want to see Jack Nance fuck on camera

>>83746789
someone from here edited it

>>83744555
Mark Frost is on record saying that Lara Flynn Boyle had MacLachlan veto the Coop/Audrey romance before Sherilyn Fenn ever said a word about it.

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>>83746939
did you?

>>83746865
kino doc

>>83746957
maybe my beautiful :3

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Is this fucking show ever going to pick up?

>>83746957
>an mage of jews and kikes coming together in their hatred of roasties
beautiful

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WHO IS this CUTIE?

>>83744810
The David Bowie scene of course.

>>83744555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCz1U1VGK8o

the co-creator of the show says you're wrong, so please shut the fuck up

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LFB's amazing legs

>>83747128
Lesli pls

Anyone have the interview where Richard Beymer is talking about doing psychedelics in the jungle and turning black. I think I recall having seen that.

>>83747165
sitting next to the director like she's hot shit

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>>83743984

>>83746865

I'm looking for the one that was released in 2014 blu-ray.

>>83746120
As long as it fits your narrative chief.

>>83747165

Damn she just looks bitchy. No wonder the whole crew hated her.

>>83747165
>flask of coffee on his lap

grace zabriskie is related to sky ferreira senpaitachi. do you think sky will be part of the show or just a bang bang musician?

>>83743890
What, you don't like 40 minutes of random arthouse bullshit?

Fucking PLEB!

>>83747396
she and trent reznor are characters

i can't believe there are 11 more musical guests, are any confirmed yet/anyone have predictions

>>83747396
I think that if they're on the cast list they have an actual role in the show, the people who have played the Roadhouse so far weren't on it. Lynch has a thing for casting musicians. Ferreira was fucking god-awful in The Green Inferno though, so I hope her role is limited.

>>83747448
David can usually get a performance out of anyone though

>>83744404
Tits.

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>>83744404
>these are the fans getting lynched by season 3

Who is the new Horne? Obviously related to the Hornes right?

>>83746372
plus the guy bobby killed

>>83748216
>Obviously related to the Hornes right?
Why would you think that?

>>83744179
All of the characters still seem pretty likeable but there are complete 180's on Audrey and Bobby which changes their behaviour and appearance. Other than that most of the new characters are pretty dogshit apart from Denise.

The only character from before that I disliked was Mayor Milford, he was funny in the pilot episode but became really annoying later on.

The Jean Renault plot ends in an unsatisfying climax, considering I really liked how that story started and Michael Parks.

>>83748262
too much of a coincidence that there is a guy in Twin Peaks with their last name

>>83746740
Watch it a 1x speed and all in one sitting

>>83748334
this is called, watching normally

>>83747073
I kind of like the long drawn out feeling. A fast paced Twin Peaks would be horrible.

>>83748364

That's the joke. A lot of people complain they can only watch Inland Empire in multiple short sessions.

>>83746187
Look up Jack Nance on Wikipedia.

>>83748432

he squeeze me

>>83748432
Squeeze me daddy

>>83748431
Just did, literally nothing about racism.

>>83748545
the part where he died. he got jumped by Hispanics (his claim)

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>>83743796
Aye

>>83743890

Lynched, nice bait, etc.

>>83744394
>>83744555
I wonder how much your face can contort even when crying this much, Lara.

Since most of the Roadhouse music has been from Johhny Jewel, I am hoping this specific track is in a credit scene, would be amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybYaONaws9k

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What PS2 game is this?

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>83749227
You gotta admit, this looks pretty fucking terrible.

>>83749302
only if you pause it tha you are not supposed to

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Post characters that remind you of you're self

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>>83749346

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DAMN

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>>83749346

L Y N C H E D

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GOOD

>>83744404
I fuckin hate it when bitches paint one nail differently than all the others.

Oh, Mr. Jeffries. De shit it come out of my ass! Santa Maria, where did you go?

>>83748653
Why are you trying to create this narrative?
>He described the incident as, "I told off some kid. I guess I got what I deserved."

>>83749534

AYUDAME

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

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COVFEFE

>>83749562

I'VE BEEN TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINS

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I
WANT
TO
RAPE
LAURA
PALMER

>>83749587
it was above a convenience store...

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>>83749603

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>>83749649
the james is not for bullying

>>83749671

the only reason we keep james around is for bullying

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>83749603
Andy got here before you.

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>>83749703
b-but shelly said james was always cool!

>>83749732

shelly's a dumb slut

>>83749732
If Shelly said it, then I believe it.
God I want to lick her butthole.

>>83749723
yo WTF where is this from?

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>>83749760
you can say that again

>>83749795
If Shelly said it, then I believe it.
God I want to lick her butthole.

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>>83749770
Got these off Twitter.

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>>83749833
you can say that again

>>83749705
so why did the car blow up? the device underneath didn't seem like a bomb considering the kid didn't explode

>>83749860
If Shelly said it, then I believe it.
God I want to lick her butthole.

>>83749971

If Cooper said it, then I believe it.
God I want to lick his butthole.

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>>83749971
you can say that again

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>>83750019
who doesn't?

Dick Tremaine is underrated imo

>>83750036
one of these things is not like the other...

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>83749886
Bomb that explodes when you turn on the car

>>83749705

You are a sad, strange little man.

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Choose you're husbando

I claim James :*

>>83750169

coop of course

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>>83750149
no u

>>83750093

yeah... madchen only has one titty out

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Do Americans really do this?

>>83750136
Lara Flynn Boyle

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>/tpg/ is dead and the season only just started
Haha, Lynchfags BTFO
Y'all got LINDELOFED

>>83750230

we're not doing this again

>>83750169
I'm going to roll with Hawk.

>>83749227

Silent Hill 2

>>83750230
do what? have picnics? pretty sure that's universally enjoyed across all cultures

>>83750230
Fuck off

>>83749227
Tfw best girl died so soon

https://twitter.com/ThePierceGagnon/status/873021441029099520
>sonny jim is 11 and they don't let him watch TP
>remember i started with Lynch's filmography at 12 (got my dad to rent Eraserhead and Blue Velvet ten years ago after reading about them on forums)
time flies, then again there are some oldfags around here who watched TP while it aired

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>>83750415
>best girl
Wrong

>>83746865
truly Dionysian master

Do I really have to wait until September 3 for the ending?

>>83750438
Hi David

>>83750438
Wrong
Tracey had best tits best ass and was hungry for dick.
This bitch is way too old

Can we talk about Judy now?

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>>83750484
HELLO

>>83750492
Chrysta has aged like a fine wine, my friend. She is the donut to my coffee, the eraser to my pencil, the Scarecrow to my Dorothy!

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>>83750519
NO

Rewatched episode 1 after watching FWWM and it seems like Kyle only gets more handsome with age

>>83750546
Nah, she looks super wrinkly when she's not caked in makeup like that photo.

>>83750519
We're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

>>83750577
Who is this semen demon?

HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHRYSTA BELL'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO?

SHE DOES A ROCKIN COVER OF "FALLING"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNVR-YkIHHc

>>83750349
The dancing is cringe-worthy

>>83750199

I'm gonna let this slide, outta respect for the numbahs, but I ought to break ya fuckin' jaw.

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>>83750438
You're both wrong

this sunday is episode 6 right?

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>>83750666

>lodge spirit detected

>>83750673
>liking smoke babies

>>83749705
>special effects in surrealist filmmaker's work aren't realist
Holy shit anon I think you're onto something.

>>83750673
I hope she gets HORNED

>>83749705
This is one of the best edited sequences in the show so far and if you don't like it, you really don't belong here.

Honestly the dead teenagers looked okay to me

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>>83750691
no, week off

>>83750666
White people baka senpai

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Will we be talking about Judy soon?

>>83743808

If you sat through Fire Walk With Me, you can watch The Missing Pieces.

>>83750632
lmao what a horrible voice
I'll take "Gold Digger" for $500, Alex

>>83750834
Buenos Aires is such a beautiful city

>>83750673
>liking literal sluts

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>>83744254

HOLY FUCK, LIKE POETRY.

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>>83750546
What did you mean by this?

Can I skip Fire Walk with Me?
I heard it's the worst part of the whole series.

>>83750929
(you)dy hoody hoo

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>>83750803

>>83750926
make it bluer

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B L U E
R O S E

>>83750926

What an annoying character.

>>83750892
Is Hoffman in the Twin Peaks canon?

>>83750892
what flick is this?

>>83750926
>>83750992

it doesn't get any bluer

>>83750803
Fake News
Sad!

>>83749860
is shelly the left or the right?

>>83751020
Happiness

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>>83751020

new

>>83751058
>>83751058
>>83751058
>>83751058

>>83744106
/all tpg threads


This should be copypasta for any dummy asking if they should skip s2

>>83751023
I understand!

>>83751043
you face blind or something bro?

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>>83744022
Yeah. Don't watch s3 either. Just give up on twin peaks, and everything else in your life while you're at it

>>83749523
And they hate you

>>83750230
The early 90s were so fucking comfy

>>83751531
>communism defeated
>won the gulf war in a month
>america #1
>suburbia was paradise
>whites hadn't been infected by nigger culture yet
Truly the pinnacle of the USA