/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>83725274
Christ, I finished episode 11 maybe that's why I'm worn out
>>83725283
>>83725301
I'll trust you guys because Lynch delivered on a decent season 1 and had my heart racing until the actual literal mystery's resolution.

I got Eraserhead and apparently Lost Highway was at least watchable. Is there anything else by Lynch you'd recommend while I take breaks between getting L Y N C H E D ?

Norma is best girl and she is doing her best while dealing with what life dishes out at her, I really hope she's maintained her youthful looks and spirit when I excitedly watch season 3!

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Judy?

>>83725394
Watch

>Eraserhead
>Lost Highway
>Mulholland Drive
>Empire Inland
>The Straight Story

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

By fucks I mean you retards. You are exactly the same as retards from the 90's. GROW UP!

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k

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>this hand
>your balls
>freshly squeezed

i m a g i n e

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>>83725440
Don't forget Wild Palms. Belushi is the key.

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>>83725452
>Everyone noticed the moosehead picture in Laura's room, right? It's just
Lynch bugging nitpickers again.
The dawn of mooseposting is here

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A cute maid appears.

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Showgirls anon from a few threads ago back for another round. It was pretty fucking horrible, but not as bad as everyone memed. Overall, I'm sad that it was considered one of the worst movies ever made when there are so many worse ones out there that make it look good.

I'll be watching this gem next. I think I'm going to spend the weekend watching some of Kyle's greatest hits in preparation for the new episode. I'm open to suggestions from you guys.

>>83725440
>>83725544
I will check these out, thanks friends.

>>83725452
This is actually extremely interesting and I suggest everyone take a look at it. It is posts from 1990 when the show first aired. im really depressed

Dougie gets all the pussy. How does he do it?

>>83725452
lmao they're greentexting in 1990 fucking based.

>>83725568

i don't think showgirls is that bad either. it's a cheesy movie and fun to laugh at. enjoy the flintstones, i loved it as a kid

if you haven't watched it yet watch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doors_(film)

he does a really good ray manzarek

>>83725452
>be a lynchfag in 1990
>crowd together with your fellow autists on the proto-internet and theoryfag about Twin Peaks
>it only lasts for two seasons and you have to wait 25 years for the chance to shitpost about your favorite show in the new millennium
Where are these people now? I hope they browse /tv/ and they're the ones behind these threads.

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>>83725394
Blue Velvet is the best thing he's ever made BY FAR. Not a huge fan of Mulholland Drive, and I've seen it 3 times, so it's not like I missed anything. It just feels redundant, I mean I know what goes on in Hollywood, I seen the Lost Boys, I seen Eyes Wide Shut. It's hamfisted, no tact. And the Roy Orbison song scene is better in Blue Velvet too.

Lost Highway is way more than watchable, it's based as fuck. But Blue Velvet is one of the greatest films ever made, up there with Barry Lyndon, the Master, Badlands, and the original Bad Lieutenant.

>>83725909
>Blue Velvet is the best thing he's ever made BY FAR.
Agree. Blue Velvet is a masterpiece.
Jeffrey is such a complex and subtle character.

>>83725849
Lol if those people are posting in /tpg/ they fucked their life up so bad

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>>83725568
>yfw you realize this guy was just Cooper in a black caveman loincloth
Was he, dare I say it, another doppelganger?

>>83725680
He's Mr. Jackpots

>>83725966

it's canon

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>Naomi Watts will never dress you

Why even live?

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>>83725961
They were on rec.arts.movies 8 years later and got chased off. They're here if they're alive.

>>83726135
What movie is this from?

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>>83725961
wht r u tryng to say

>tfw 45 years old

Oh Monsieur Jeffries, la merde elle sort de mon cul

>>83725394

Norma is best girl and still looks gorgeous in S3. She also looks phenomenal in FWWM (The Missing Pieces, that is).

>>83726178
>>83725394
Norma is absolutely best girl.

>>83725960
There was something that really bothered me about his character when I first watched it. Eventually, I realized it was how much he reminded me of myself. Coming back to your hometown, and realizing all your old friends are gone. That loneliness. The regret.

"Sometimes, we reveal ourselves when we our least like ourselves"

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>>83725909
>it's not like I missed anything
If you think Mulholland Drive is about "exposing" hollywood or something I'd say you missed a thing or two.

>It's hamfisted, no tact. And the Roy Orbison song scene is better in Blue Velvet too.
>Lost Highway is way more than watchable, it's based as fuck. But Blue Velvet is one of the greatest films ever made, up there with Barry Lyndon, the Master, Badlands, and the original Bad Lieutenant.
is this bait? I can't handle how much of an overconfident pleb you are being. why are you appending your thoughts on david lynch with a ridiculous "greatest films ever" list?

>>83725909
>>83725960
>>83726242
Alright, I'll watch Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, and Eraserhead, before tackling the other recommended films. I've heard of Eraserhead, David Lynch (the director not the movie), and Blue Velvet, literally the names/titles, so I'll try and power through those this month.

>>83726178
>>83726194
Like, Leo had a terrifying on-screen presence even when turned into a vegetable, whereas Hank seems a conflicted/three-dimensional but equally sinister character. Norma has a kind heart and I hope she finds happiness. I hope they all do.

Twin Peaks is basically a gay soap opera with spooky spirits, except it works because all the characters are unique, memorable, and lovable in their own way, so that even the slowest or most tangential segments are bearable, and can be fondly looked back on.
>soundproof curtain rods

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>>83725961
>>83725849
>>83725452
>be 2042 fag
>Twin Peaks Season 4 debuts on Showtime live streaming brain computer interface augments
>someone uncovers 25 year old /tpg/ generals
>AW MR JEFFRIES
>Helloooooooooooooooooooooo
>CHANGE THE FUCKING STUPID FONT
>IM HERE SHERIFF TRUMAN
>2003
>Judy
>THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Blade Runner credits roll

>>83726522
>2042
>be married man in my late fifties
>kids are home for thanksgiving
>wife is just setting the table for dinner
>my son in computer sciences is explaining the newest AR update he is beta testing
>excuse myself to the washroom
>google tv archive and sob over /tpg/ threads from 25 years ago

>>83726578
>come out of the bathroom with shit in your pants screaming AYUDAME

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To the faggot 25 years from now reading this:

You just got LYNCHED.

>David Lynch will be 96 years old in another 25 years

>>83726750
a man with his habits would normally die at 48

>>83726814
What habits?

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>>83726522
>he's talking about Judy

>>83726951
>Fuck you, Agent Cooper

>>83726933

he smokes like a freight train

>>83726703
I doubt the archive will be up in 25 years

>>83727041
There won't even be an America in 25 years.

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>>83727032
Like he can't meditate those lungs clean. Raping children seems to be going out of favor though.

>>83726951
>>83726973
Laura/Dale was my OTP

give me your highest quality james images

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Were these two supposed to symbolize the Man From Another Place and the giant? Is Buella's house like a real world representation of a lodge or something?

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>>83727238

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I knew I recognized him. What's his end game?

>>83727477
He gets fired from the prison and ends up in that workplace we see in the video feed

>>83727477
To not answer any calls.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83728083

MONTANAAAA

>>83725452
>https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.tv.twin-peaks/WK0SzIaiN0k
>antlers = hornes
>connection?
wow their theories were even more inane than ours

>>83728083

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAIRZY DOATS AND DOZY DOATS AND LIDDLE LAMZY DIVEY

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Is Laura Dern /ourgirl/?

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Wanna hear a funny joke?

this series and its fanbase

>>83728216

damn straight she is

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Just watched episode 5 again. So in pic related is the guy in the middle the "mysterious millionaire"? I don't know if we know for sure that the millionaire guy is connected to the Winkies guy in Vegas but I've seen people saying that because of him giving some guy money and saying "tell her she has the job". In any case the guy that beat the other guy up just seems to be the muscle for the guy in the middle.

>>83728216
Can't wait for her to show up. If she is Diane she should be in the next episode since it at least feels to me like stuff gets resolved more or less the episode after it's introduced. So episode 6 should have Gordon, Albert, and whoever they were talking about (probably Diane) returning to the prison.

>>83728498

Billionaire, not millionaire. And we don't know if the billionaire who built the box is the same "person you don't want to get involved with" who the guy from Mulholland Drive was talking about. That's just theorizing at this point.

Those two guys are just thugs in suits who are one level above the guy on the left. The casino subplot seems to be over unless Coop goes back and cleans up again, or the fired manager doesn't leave town and tries to find out what really happened.

I don't think Gordon and Albert were talking about Diane, unless Diane relocated to Twin Peaks after Cooper went missing. But Albert seems to know enough about her to know where she likes to drink, so maybe it is Diane. It could be Audrey, or any other female who spent a lot of time with Cooper before he went missing.

>>83725366
I don't get it why is Kyle Machlaclan in some scenes tanned with long hair and sometimes retarded in green suit?

>>83728219

only redditors care about fanbases and fandom bs

>>83728612
The cut to the Roadhouse didn't mean that that was where she drinks. And Gordon and Albert are needing someone who knows Cooper more than they do, and Audrey doesn't know him that well while his secretary that listens to his almost every waking thought would. And I doubt Lynch would introduce a new character for this.

>>83728612

audrey only spent a week, maybe two around coop before he went missing. diane has known him longer than anyone else

>>83728498
it's dark coop, i'm calling it

>>83728661
>The cut to the Roadhouse didn't mean that that was where she drinks.
Haha, seriously? Nothing happened at the Roadhouse except for a song before the credits. It jump cut to the bar immediately after Albert said it for no other purpose except to obviously inform us that's the place he was talking about.

>>83728654
David Lynch asked for more episodes while they were making the new season but the start and end were already filmed, so he inserted the additional scenes throughout the finished episodes. The alternate story will be released as separate movie after the season finishes airing, but for now we just have to work things out as they go.

>>83728706
DoppelCoop's a secret billionaire? Highly doubtful. He wouldn't be hiring losers from a shack in the swamps if he had a billion dollars.

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is he /Our Guy/?

>>83728749
if it's not dark coop it's someone working for dark coop

>>83728762
>Time is a flat circle, bitch.

>>83727064
BLIMPPF will destroy us all

>>83728694
She was infatuated with him though, and got to know him pretty well. I'm not saying it's Audrey anyway, I'm just making a point that it's a guess as good as Diane at this point. Nobody knows for sure. I keep saying this in these threads, but be careful not to buy into theories as fact, and then build more theories upon falsehoods. Otherwise we're gonna get nowhere figuring this shit out.

>>83728762
he seems pretty horney

>>83728714
The cut to the Roadhouse was just for the song over the credits. It was pretty poorly done but it doesn't mean that the person they're talking about lives in Twin Peaks. Nobody in Twin Peaks would know Cooper better than Cole and Albert.

>>83728903
unless diane left the agency and moved there after coop went missing

if she still worked for them she would have already been with them when they met coop in jail

>>83728903
Was the line about knowing Cooper specifically or did they just say 'him'? I ask because there was another viable candidate in Sarah Palmer being used to identify Bob.

I wish Coop stay Doggie until the end to piss off normies.

Season 1, episode 3. The arm tell coop his favorite gum will come back into style in 25 years. FIND THE GUM SAVE THE COOP

also that scene with mady is funny because on the soap opera on the t.v. there's two characters played by the same woman.

>LYNCHED

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niks ruoy etsat ot tnaW I

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David Lynch BTFO, /tpg/ on suicide watch

>>83728762
Cringed hard at this scene, Hatred tier

Can someone pos a comfy peaks picture? Can't find it online

>>83728612
The billionaire is Nadine, she finally made fortune with the silent drape runners

/tv/ E X P O S E D David Lynch. Well done.

>>83728219

>first two seasons on network tv
>3rd on premium cable

Wew lad I hope you don't interpret studies for anyone

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Will Coop ever be back to his former self?

>>83729548

Hope not, it's funnier this way/

>>83729582
It's sad

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>>83729548
no

>>83729588
He was like '...agent...' the last episode.

I suppose there is hope. Let's hope memories will come back the same way he pissed out 25 year old urine.

>>83729548
Not this season

Lynch and Frost are playing it smart

Honestly, what's the endgame of TP? Why should I care about anything there?

>>83729614
Yeah, things like coffee or keywords remind him of shit, but it's not enough to snap him back. I think the key in the mail is going to lead to someone bringing him back to Twin Peaks, and seeing familiar faces and surrounds is what will snap him out of it.

Either that or DoppelCoop has to return to the lodge, which would be a win/lose scenario.

>>83729665
Why should you care anything about anything

>>83729667
Lynch and his FBI posse will find him and shake him violently until he snaps out of it.

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>>83729614

>Coop finally starts snapping out of it
>/tpg/ on the edge of their seats
>"I'm back... it's me... Dougie"

Wish David Lynch casted Snoop Doggy Dogg for the FBI agent.

>>83729548

FINS THE GUM find the coop

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What does Lynch have against useless men? Feels like he's insulting me.

>>83729722
Honestly I thought old Coop came back when he got burnt by a coffee

>>83729805

oops, sorry, I'm deleting this spoiler

>>83729893
Why is he so cute?

>>83729897
Yeah, the retarded grin and "HIIIIIIII" really suggested he came out of it.

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Wally is literally me. First time I was represented on film.

>>83729903

>Trump logic of deleting something from the Internet

I watched Part 6 and that "twentyone pilots-heathens" tune when doppelcoop marched out of prison was cringe asf.

>>83729965

The finest examples are those leaked messageboards from the 1990. Once it's on the Internet...

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>>83729935
It makes him look immature.

>>83725414

T>>83725414
>>83725414
this is the best twin peaks meme of all times

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only 1 more day till the next episode!!!!!!

>>83730058

HellOOooooOOO!

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Look at what I just found

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>>83729893
/our guy/

>>83728219
LOL

>>83730099

Our current president came out of Black Lodge, we want our real president back and safe.

>>83727477
By Jove, I missed this. How the fuck did he become a prison warden or something?

Twin Peaks is honestly pretty bad, and I've never quite understood the appeal. Even the original series seem to rely too much on being weird, as opposed to having anything approaching a plot.

The worst part of it for me, is that a number of the characters seem to all have a mild form of mental retardation, especially Andy and the police receptionist, and this has only been amplified in the current season. Andy is basically Officer Doofy from "Scary Movie", except played completely straight.

It's especially bad that pretty much nothing is happening now, and over the last 6 episodes, we've done nothing but watch Kyle McLachlan shuffle around like an old man with Alzheimer's, while random millennial celebs show up for no reason. It's like Lynch really didn't want to do thus series, and set out to see how much money he could get Showtime to blow, while also trolling the hell out of everyone to see how much hot shit he could shovel, and get praised for.

>>83730135
Maybe start working as a police officer and start ranking up?

>>83730175
2deep4u, Michael J. Anderson?

>>83730175

Literally this. Twin Peaks was always a pleb filter.

>2 days and 14 hours till we get another hour of Dougie Jones
cant wait lads

>>83730210

Doggie makes me & my mom burst out of laughter so I'm good with another hour of him.

>>83728654
THANK YOU. I noticed this too and I don't understand why no one is talking about this!

>>83730234
Same, but it's cum bursting out onto her instead of laughter.

>>83728654

Because Lynch is a sennile old fart & his selling his farts as masterpieces his fans are willingly eating.

>>83729469
I need this to happen.

>>83730288

Onto his mom or your mom? Or my mom?

>>83730313
What are you implying you sick fuck?

>>83730175
It's okay, sweetie, it's alright not to like what we like. Now go outside and play, champ.

Guys, I'm stuck in the shit and I left my gold shovel at home. Can I borrow one of yours real quick?

>>83730185
Yea, but why leave such a great job at the gas station?

TP was always a quirky reddit tier show. It doesnt deserve to have a general on 4chan.

>>83730378
You don't deserve to be on 4chan.

>>83730352
I don't understand what you faggots are on about, was the gas station attendant a character from Twin Peaks? The actor who plays the warden has never appeared in Twin Peaks before.

>>83730378

we know it man, we're just makin fun of this shitshow n mess with redditers in this bih

>>83730459

Thank you man, that's a compliment.

>>83730175
>Andy is basically Officer Doofy from "Scary Movie", except played completely straight.
Andy is Don Knotts from the Andy Griffith Show played straight. Lynch isn't watching fucking Scary Movie.

ANDY THICC

>>83730592

I bet he gives a good SUCC

>>83730465
FWWM

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>>83730592

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3OCzeEMFY

Lynch is a genius, I havent laughed like this since the 80's.

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>>83730175

Get praised for.

>>83730659

But it can't be the same actor, FWWM isn't listed in the actor's credits.

Did some retard just assume it was the same actor and a bunch of other retards believed him?

>>83731047
He IS him. Its all but confirmed.

>>83730099

haha thats brilliant

>>83731072
>trying to veil your own ignorance
Nice try, retard.

>>83729430
>I have a message for you from Helga Obrat and rabbi Nachman.

> Find Laura. :(

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>>83725440
>>83725626
Sorry, recommending Inland Empire in that way is silly. It is by far his most demanding work (filmed on a low quality DV camcorder).

Watch Inland Empire last of all his feature films.

Don't forget Elephant Man, Wild at Heart, and especially Blue Velvet.
If you like sci-fi then watch Dune, otherwise you can probably skip it.
Only once you've watched all these and the others mentioned before should you finally watch Inland Empire.

>>83727477
bullshit

I am almost as autistic and Dougie/Coop, hopefully some TP fangirl will fall in love with me...

>>83731251
Coop looks handsome though.

Is it just me or is Lynch just butthurt about the process behind Dune? Because I fucking love Dune and think it was a great movie.

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>>83729893
As cute as a button.

>>83731394
physical representation of the state of having been lynched

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>>83731416
Technically, he's about to be Cronenberged, but it's very similar.
He'd make a cute trap, though.

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I'm trying to figure out what the hell DoppelCoop is actually up to.

First there's Jeffries, who hung out with the spirits above the convenience store, and according to DoppelCoop, is currently "nowhere" (before realizing it wasn't him on the radio). And we know they've talked before, when Jeffries gave DoppelCoop information to kill "the man in Columbia." I don't think Albert would've given some random voice over the phone information like that unless he was 100% certain it was Jeffries. Since we know DoppelCoop and Jeffries have worked together before, I think DoppelCoop's statement to Albert in prison that he left messages "so Phillip knows it's safe" may actually be true, based on Albert's reaction to it as well.

Secondly, the links to the spirits from FWWM. We see that black spirit who looks an awful lot like the Woodsman from FWWM leave the cell next to the principal when he's having an emotional breakdown: I think this is the spirit who was possessing him, and is leaving after collecting his garmonbozia. The principal's story about "being there but dreaming it" gave me Leland vibes, so I think we're seeing more cases of spirits like BOB possessing people. Then there's the librarian and the principal's wife's deaths: both shot through the face, and the wife's death included a screen ripple effect, as if a spirit had just left her. I think spirits were in all three people and they were working together to cause a huge murder, infidelity and betrayal scenario to rake in as much garmonbozia as possible. Shooting a possessor through the face may prevent them from possessing again.

So what I think is actually happening is that DoppelCoop has been hunting down the spirits above the convenience store, who have been possessing people like BOB did to farm garmonbozia, and Jeffries was helping him to do it. I don't know why he'd be doing this, maybe to steal their garmonbozia. I don't think there are selfless intentions involved, DoppelCoop is clearly a bad guy.

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>>83731501
>First there's Jeffries, who hung out with the spirits above the convenience store
How do you know this?

>like the Woodsman
Doesn't look anything like him, I think.
But I agree, it's probably an evil spirit.

I don't know about the rest, I'm not convinced that Evil Cooper is killing possessed people.

Evil Cooper is probably just trying to not get pulled back into the Black Lodge and/or serving Bob's interests, which might be common interests, harvesting creamed corn for example.
We know there's a big feud between the evil spirits and Bob, and maybe that's really what's being played out here,

But yeah, Jeffries for some reason was helping out Evil Cooper, even though in FWWM he appeared to be wary of him.
Perhaps it isn't Jeffries but a Jeffries doppelganger?

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>>83730378
Sort yourself out, anon.

>>83731501

Fuck, I forgot to add some thoughts about the prison. So we see that DoppelCoop isn't given the information from the secretary by Ray, who is apparently thrown in jail for carrying a gun over state lines. But DoppelCoop does a lot of thinking in this scene, and even tells Darya if she really thought he'd believe that Ray would be incarcerated for something like that. So I think DoppelCoop knows Ray isn't actually in that prison, but whoever Ray and Darya were working for and wants DoppelCoop dead thought that DoppelCoop would chase Ray into the prison to get the information. So DoppelCoop gets caught with drugs in his car and goes in there intentionally, knowing that Ray isn't there, but knowing that whoever wants him dead is expecting him to be there. DoppelCoop is just trying to figure out the identity of the person trying to kill him.

>>83731641
>How do you know this?
Jeffries says it in Cole's office, I think it might be from Missing Pieces or you can hear him in the background in FWWM. He says he followed the spirits around, and saw their "meetings" in a room above a convenience store.

>Doesn't look anything like him, I think.
Maybe I'm thinking of one of the other spirits in the room. There's one who looks pretty darn close.

>Evil Cooper is probably just trying to not get pulled back into the Black Lodge and/or serving Bob's interests
He mentions this to Darya, and brushes it off as something he's dealt with (which we now know was Dougie's purpose), and at that point is barely concerned with the idea of being pulled back into the lodge. But in the same scene, he's clearly thinking hard about something else. I don't think his sole intention for 25 years has been to avoid the lodge.

>Perhaps it isn't Jeffries but a Jeffries doppelganger?
I'm certain it really was Jeffries, but the voice he hears in the motel is clearly someone else. I think it may've been Briggs, who might be in the same "nowhere" or "nonexistent" space as Jeffries, which is why he can communicate via radio as well. It also explains the cryptic shit the voice on the radio says:

>I just called to say goodbye. You're going back in tomorrow, and I will be with BOB again.

If it was someone in the lodge, he wouldn't be saying goodbye, or "going back in" instead of "coming back in." And being with BOB again may mean Briggs is trying to pull strings to get BOB stuck in nonexistent space with him, which may be the only way to truly stop BOB. Plus, the voice on the radio knew about DoppelCoop meeting with Briggs, and DoppelCoop reacts as if nobody could have possibly known that, unless it's Briggs himself.

>>83731641
>How do you know this?
He says so.

>>83731766
Hmm, but that makes no sense to me, why would Jeffries have cooperated with Evil Cooper?
I thought a strong hint was that the ominous billionaire who was observing the glass box was the one who was after Bob.
>If it was someone in the lodge, he wouldn't be saying goodbye, or "going back in" instead of "coming back in.
I'm confident it is a Lodge entity that is after Evil Coop/Bob, otherwise that line doesn't make sense to me.

If that thory about lodge-children like Richard Horne and Dougie's son turns out to be true (which I highly doubt) then we'll have an explanation for Laura's original double-nature - she's always been a part of the lodge and not just sensitive to it, if she was concieved when Leland was possessed by Bob

>>83732099
That would be stupid.
Laura isn't any more or less sensitive to the Lodge than Cooper is, and he probably wasn't conceived by an evil rapist spirit.

>>83732045

>Hmm, but that makes no sense to me, why would Jeffries have cooperated with Evil Cooper?
Maybe Jeffries doesn't know that DoppelCoop isn't the real Cooper.

>I thought a strong hint was that the ominous billionaire who was observing the glass box was the one who was after Bob.
Where was this strong hint? All we know is that he's a billionaire who built a box, which sucked in some alien looking thing and the real Cooper. There's no "strong hints" that the billionaire wants DoppelCoop dead.

>I'm confident it is a Lodge entity that is after Evil Coop/Bob, otherwise that line doesn't make sense to me.
How doesn't it make sense to you if it isn't someone from the lodge? You just quoted the exact reasons why it ISN'T someone from the lodge, unless it's a spirit calling from a payphone in the real world. It make TOTAL sense that the call is coming from the nonexistent space, since DoppelCoop says that Jeffries is "nowhere" and we see Briggs' giant floating head in nonexistence.

>>83732099

Huh, it never even clicked to me that BOB was in Leland when Laura was conceived. That's interesting.

>>83732127
>That would be stupid
I agree, the thing about spirits from the lodge just making life miserable and filling people with pain and sorrow around them is much more in the Lynch's tone, but it's still viable - Laura was the one to see Bob's true face in Leland, and MIKE screamed to her that her father is BOB

>>83732143
>Maybe Jeffries doesn't know that DoppelCoop isn't the real Cooper.
That's what I was thinking, AFAIK it was said he needed that information to help Cooper.
Following from this, I don't think it makes sense that Jeffries voluntarily worked together with Evil Cooper, but perhaps you weren't even suggesting that with your first post.

>Where was this strong hint? All we know is that he's a billionaire who built a box, which sucked in some alien looking thing and the real Cooper. There's no "strong hints" that the billionaire wants DoppelCoop dead.
I worded this poorly, for some reason I think the best bet on whoever wants Evil Cooper dead is the billionaire who has been guarding the glass box, I had initially thought he was observing it as it appeared to be some kind of exit-point from the Lodge into the real world, and he could capture the moment the real Cooper is out to be ready to push Evil Cooper back inside.
All just speculation though.

>You just quoted the exact reasons why it ISN'T someone from the lodge
If your argument is that he didn't say "coming back in", I don't think it makes much sense.

>And being with BOB again may mean Briggs is trying to pull strings to get BOB stuck in nonexistent space with him, which may be the only way to truly stop BOB.
This suggests Briggs was at some point united with Bob, or desires to be united with him.
From what we know, I think, this only applies to lodge entities (or perhaps to past hosts of Bob, such as Leland).

Also, Briggs is dead, I thought.

> Plus, the voice on the radio knew about DoppelCoop meeting with Briggs, and DoppelCoop reacts as if nobody could have possibly known that, unless it's Briggs himself.
This is interesting though.

>>83732274
I agree entirely, it would ruin a lot of the mythology.
>Laura was the one to see Bob's true face in Leland, and MIKE screamed to her that her father is BOB
I think it's more likely Bob showed his true self to her to conceal his identity.

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Why does everyone hate s2 so much? The lack of plot in the second half is a bit annoying but I never really watched twin peaks for the plot, its good because of the characters and the little moments in between the big moments. You people who skip episodes make me sick.
https://youtu.be/4QBl-BuEIV8

>>83732345

>All just speculation though.
Correct.

>If your argument is that he didn't say "coming back in", I don't think it makes much sense.
No, there's more to the argument than that if you read it again. The voice also says "I'm just calling to say goodbye." If BOB is in DoppelCoop, why would the voice be saying goodbye if both of them are going back into the lodge tomorrow?

>This suggests Briggs was at some point united with Bob, or desires to be united with him.
Briggs knows about BOB. Briggs has also traveled to both lodges. He's the only regular human, besides maybe Cooper and Earle, who knows a LOT about what's going on. And yes, he may "desire to be united with him," in the sense that if Briggs is in nonexistence, perhaps trapping BOB there with him is the only way to keep BOB out of the real world for good.

>Also, Briggs is dead, I thought.
There is no death in this universe. Unless you're Windom Earle, but even that's a big "maybe."

Fuck, at least I've got someone to discuss this shit with. Every time I try to discuss plot details in these threads I'm shot down with "theoryfag" or drowned out of the thread entirely by shitty memes. And no, Reddit isn't an option.

>>83726413
>If you think Mulholland Drive is about "exposing" hollywood or something I'd say you missed a thing or two.

Mulholland Drive does portray Hollywood in a rather negative light as a matter of fact, it's one of the main themes of the film I would say, or at any rate it's intertwined with one of the main themes which is representation, fakeness, illusions...

I wouldn't say it exposes anything though, it's not really a morality play, it's just a matter-of-fact part of the depiction of Hollywood.

>>83732558
>No, there's more to the argument than that if you read it again. The voice also says "I'm just calling to say goodbye." If BOB is in DoppelCoop, why would the voice be saying goodbye if both of them are going back into the lodge tomorrow?
Lodge entity doesn't mean that entity is currently inside of the Lodge.

>And yes, he may "desire to be united with him," in the sense that if Briggs is in nonexistence, perhaps trapping BOB there with him is the only way to keep BOB out of the real world for good.
This is more speculative than what I have said though, which is why I can't quite buy it, even if it is interesting.
How would he be able to act out in any way if he does not even exist anymore?
Why would Bob be "back" in a state of non-existence?

>There is no death in this universe.
So far death seemed to suggest you're not interacting with the real world directly, you might appear in dreams or wander around in the lodges, but paying lowlife hitmen to kill Evil Cooper and then placing a phone call, while being dead?

>>83732450
I don't hate s2 but this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfS_FJPK_A4

sums up pretty much what I think

>>83732450
>Audrey pretty much disappears from the story and gets a shitty love interest
>Cooper falls for a literal who and has to deal with an autistic Windom Earle
>Windom Earle
>James' storyline has nothing to do with anything else and it doesn't have a point even on its own
>Donna becomes irrelevant and when she finally has something to do, it's a boring 'oh so Ben Horne is my dad, huh, really makes me think' storyline
>Little Nicky was stupid
>none of the above felt like parodies or satire of soap operas, just filler by someone who was desperately trying to fill ~10 episodes worth of content.
I still watched it all because I heard the last episode was fantastic (and I dislike skipping), but it was really rough. If you liked it, sure, whatever, good for you, but the majority of people aren't going to think the same way. The few good moments don't excuse the entire thing.

>>83732812
Skipping those episodes is still ill-advised as there is a lot of stuff revolving around the lodges and such in them.
Little Nicky was kino btw.

>>83732812
Civil war Ben makes up for half of those desu.

>>83725452
>Shit, I wanna know if the dwarf is supposed to be the Dali Lama?!
what the fuck

>>83732657
>Lodge entity doesn't mean that entity is currently inside of the Lodge.
Only if they're possessing someone, like MIKE in the shoe salesman. And if they were outside of the lodge they wouldn't be saying "I'll be with BOB again."

>How would he be able to act out in any way if he does not even exist anymore?
Like I said, he could be trying to pull strings by manipulating DoppelCoop over the radio. He doesn't have to physically inhabit the real world to get shit done. If someone is in the black lodge and communicate to people outside of it (like when MIKE tells Cooper he was tricked), it's possible the same can be done from nonexistence in some way or another.

>Why would Bob be "back" in a state of non-existence?
What? You don't think BOB is directly controlling DoppelCoop, do you? The voice says "you're going back in tomorrow" to DoppelCoop, not BOB. He then refers to BOB as a separate entity. DoppelCoop is not BOB, BOB is just hiding out inside DoppelCoop.

>So far death seemed to suggest you're not interacting with the real world directly
Like I just mentioned, MIKE was able to communicate Cooper.

>but paying lowlife hitmen to kill Evil Cooper and then placing a phone call, while being dead?
I never suggested Briggs was the one who ordered the hit, it may be someone else entirely, but also may be in communication with Briggs as well. I think there's more to that Lorraine lady we see, the one who's trying to get Cooper killed and is fiddling with a Blackberry to make that box beep in Buenos Aires. Maybe Dougie's hit isn't about debts, it's about getting rid of all the Coopers. Anyway, back on track.

>>83732812
I guess there a lot of bad moments but honestly I'm a complete idiot who never really sees things beyond a surface level, like a dog looking out a car window and a lot of s2 made me smile. Just seems odd skipping anything when there's so little material to begin with.

>>83732812
>Window Earle
Earle was a legitimately great villain. Only plebs can't see that.

>>83732839
>Skipping those episodes is still ill-advised as there is a lot of stuff revolving around the lodges and such in them.
I agree, which is why despite being very tempted, I held on. Still, if I ever rewatch it, I'll probably not bother with the non-lodge related stuff.
>>83732859
kek, this is true. Still wasn't enough. tho I did have a fondness for the Nadine/Mike story, but mostly bc I liked Nadine. >>83732921
>Just seems odd skipping anything when there's so little material to begin with.
yeah, I get that. first-time viewers should absolutely watch it all, but again, on rewatches I don't see the point.

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>>83729950
he says "Covfefe" not "Hi"

>>83732921
To be honest a lot of the reason for skipping is just because people outright don't enjoy those. After I found out who killed laura I had this overwhelming sense of closure and the idea of sticking around to see what happens to super nadine (and that god damn fucking stupid sawmill) didn't interest me at all, so I skipped a few till the plot picked up again.

I went back and watched them and I appreciate it all now, but at the time if i'd forced myself to sit through another james scene then i'd have given up on the show.

>>83732986
The only story I truly hate is Little Nicky. All the rest is mediocre television but still better than most youtube content and definitely better than 99% of 4chan comments.

skipfags are the guy that comes into a 200-post thread and responds to the OP with nonsense.

>>83732920
>And if they were outside of the lodge they wouldn't be saying "I'll be with BOB again.
Why wouldn't they? I don't get this step, why is it not possible for a lodge entity to be acting out in the real world to get back with Bob again, either in the lodge or outside of it?

>like when MIKE tells Cooper he was tricked
They were both inside of the Lodge at this point, AFAIK.
I don't see what makes you focus on non-existence so much.

>he voice says "you're going back in tomorrow" to DoppelCoop, not BOB. He then refers to BOB as a separate entity. DoppelCoop is not BOB, BOB is just hiding out inside DoppelCoop.
I realize this, but you said this:

>And yes, he may "desire to be united with him," in the sense that if Briggs is in nonexistence, perhaps trapping BOB there with him is the only way to keep BOB out of the real world for good.
Why would Bob be united with Briggs again, as if they ever had been united in any way, in non-existence out of all places?

>Like I just mentioned, MIKE was able to communicate Cooper.
Both were in the Lodge, when has Mike communicated with Cooper directly in the real world without a host?
Also Mike has never died, Gerard has died, I think.

>>83733079
no he says hi, that's just Kyle memeing

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>>83725366
NONEXISTANCE

So, we can all agree Richard Horne is Audrey and doppelganger Coop's rapebaby, right?

>>83733167

no

>>83733114
Not the same guy but
>Both were in the Lodge, when has Mike communicated with Cooper directly in the real world without a host?
C'mon son, rewatch those episodes.

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>>83732450
For me it was that the characters felt like they were all heavily flanderized or otherwise totally neutered (looking at you, Audrey) compared to their S1 counterparts, and a lot of the "little moments" were aiming more for slapstick comedy rather than S1's over-the-top melodrama.
Part of what made S1 so engaging and unique was its flawless blend of different moods and styles in each of its subplots, while the second half of S2 feels more like a disjointed variety show.
I still like Confederate Ben and Dick Tremayne, though. Just wish there was a more concrete narrative through-line to tie all the weird shit together.

>>83733212
Hmm, in which episode does Mike speak to Cooper in the real world?

>>83733167
he's just some kid with mommy issues

>>83733114

>why is it not possible for a lodge entity to be acting out in the real world to get back with Bob again, either in the lodge or outside of it?
No other spirit would want to be with BOB again after he betrayed them over the garmonbozia. The only one who was purposefully around him was MIKE, who chopped his arm off and dedicated himself to stopping BOB. BOB is a rogue spirit, so unless it IS a spirit saying it's "going to be with BOB again," it means they're saying it in the sense that BOB is going to be trapped with them wherever they are, effectively stopping BOB for good.

>They were both inside of the Lodge at this point, AFAIK.
Wrong. Cooper was standing in Dougie's bedroom and MIKE was in the floor.

>I don't see what makes you focus on non-existence so much.
Because it's a huge part of this season. If you want to ignore an entirely new space of existence introduced in this season then be my guest, but you're going to get nowhere with understanding anything.

>Why would Bob be united with Briggs again, as if they ever had been united in any way, in non-existence out of all places?
You keep saying "united" like Briggs wants to hug BOB. I'm saying that if Briggs traveled through the lodges and encountered BOB (possibly even braving a test from BOB in the black lodge which allowed him to enter the white lodge in the first place), then he would know enough about BOB to want to stop him, since Briggs has been mentioned a hell of a lot this season. Not to mention DoppelCoop may have revealed his true self to Briggs before killing him.

>Both were in the Lodge, when has Mike communicated with Cooper directly in the real world without a host?
Answered this already.

>Also Mike has never died, Gerard has died, I think.
I never suggested either did, I said death means nothing in the universe of Twin Peaks.
I never suggested he did. In fact Gerard is probably still in his body somewhere if MIKE ever chooses to stop inhabiting him.

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A WHOLE DAMN TOWN

>>83725452
>After this weeks episode, I still claim that Audrey Horne is the most interesting character (not just her body)
BASED
A
S
E
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>>83725568
Showgirls is actually fine. Knowing it's made by Paul Vaerhoven is like 80% of what's required to enjoy it, the other 20% is being a heterosexual male

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THIS IS WHERE LIVE, SHELLY!

>>83726135
WHAT IS THIS FROM

>>83733240
Episode 4 I think, when Cooper is in Dougie's bedroom. He has to piss really badly straight afterwards.
Fun fact, I thought Cooper had regained his consciousness after Mike spoke to him because I assumed the urgent need to piss was 25 years of backed up urine, that had come unstuck with his memory. Needless to say I was swiftly lynched.

>>83728789
fucking lol'd

did you wash your hands today, /tpg/?

>>83733345
>25 years of backed up urine
I don't think you quite understand how long 25 years is.

>>83733373
Anon, don't do that, she doesn't like that.

I wish Don S. Davis, David Bowie and Frank Silva were still alive. They truly were the key to all this.

Who will be the first woman to fuck Dougie Coop?

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>>83729457

This. It might've been edgy when Lynch was younger, but now he just comes off as autistic.

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>>83733415
>Dougie is the key to all of this

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>>83733432
pissfu naturally

>>83733432
___Me.____

>>83733287
>No other spirit would want to be with BOB again after he betrayed them over the garmonbozia. The only one who was purposefully around him was MIKE, who chopped his arm off and dedicated himself to stopping BOB.
This is trivial, we know that all remaining lodge entities (perhaps except for one we haven't been introduced to yet) are after Bob, what you haven't managed to defend is the position that whoever is speaking to Bob and is orchestrating the hunt is not a lodge entity.
I remain agnostic to the issue, but your arguments to falsify it are weak, I think.

>Wrong. Cooper was standing in Dougie's bedroom and MIKE was in the floor.
Now I remember, I'll rewatch the episode.
Anyway, this doesn't entail anything, it's a complete guess that being in a state of non-existence means little to nothing for those who are stuck in it in terms of being able to communicate into existence.
You're merely guessing this, and if you were right, this would mean pushing Bob inside of non-existence wouldn't necessarily "stop him for good".

>Because it's a huge part of this season. If you want to ignore an entirely new space of existence introduced in this season then be my guest, but you're going to get nowhere with understanding anything.
Again, 100% guess-work, I don't think this is wrong even, you are simply not operating with good reasoning to conclude with this, I think.
>You keep saying "united" like Briggs wants to hug BOB.
All trivial, the question that remains is that whoever he was speaking to has replaced, perhaps forcibly replaced Jeffries and longs to be "reunited" with Bob.
This does not apply to Briggs, it makes no sense at all.

>I never suggested either did, I said death means nothing in the universe of Twin Peaks.
Dead people seem to remain dead for good, your counter-example is that of a spirit, I don't think this can be extrapolated to people.

>>83733415
It's weird how they're all still huge parts of the plot despite being dead. Lynch is completely mad.

>>83733396
It's fiction, let me have my momentary delusions.

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You know the Log Lady predicted all of this

>>83733500

why didn't they listen to the log? why?

>>83733473
Well I mean BOB is a pretty central figure in the TP mythos, it'd be weird to just write him out entirely.
Briggs and Jeffries also had unresolved story arcs, but the way Lynch is going about it is pretty bizarre.

>>83733472

It's clear you don't really know enough of the details of each episode to form a proper counterargument besides saying "trivial" and "makes no sense" over and over again, so there's no point continuing this. I suggest rewatching ALL the episodes not just that one, so you know what you're talking about.

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>Twin Peaks is the only good thing on television
>/tpg/ is the only good thread on /tv/
what a time to be alive. This is the end of days.

>>83730378
>implying anything deserves to be on this hell hole

>>83733550
The only thing I failed to keep in mind was that Mike spoke to Cooper while he wasn't in the lodge any longer, your argument still fails beyond this.
From what I got, you're trying to argue that it cannot be a lodge entity that is after Evil Cooper because whoever he spoke to on the phone said "go back inside" instead of "come back inside", this is not a good argument, and I don't think it needs to be explained why.

Following from this, you're concluding that it's probably Major Briggs, who is trying to pull Doppelcooper back inside the Lodge and banish Bob into non-existence.
This doubly makes no sense, as Briggs is dead, you yourself have suggested being in non-existence has no bearing on how much you can interact with the world and that the person on the phone said "I will be with Bob again".

You're just mindlessly following your intuition without really questioning any of it, it doesn't hold up.

When will this season get good? There's food scenes so far. Like the James scene, the Tracy scene, the scene where coops in between world with the woman and there's the knocking at the door.
But can Dougie fuck off so we can get back to spooky comfy weird kino?

i'm going to be sad if anything happens to sonny jim and janey-e

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>>83733550
>>83733640
Oh yeah, fight each other.

>>83733672
no

>>83733640
>From what I got, you're trying to argue that it cannot be a lodge entity that is after Evil Cooper because whoever he spoke to on the phone said "go back inside" instead of "come back inside", this is not a good argument, and I don't think it needs to be explained why.
I that's all you got, there's more than just you not paying attention to episodes, there's a reading comprehension problem as well. I'm not going to reiterate the other points of that dialogue which prove it isn't a lodge spirit because I've already had to it once already, and you've forgotten that as well it seems.

>as Briggs is dead
But this, I will reiterate for a second time. Death is meaningless in the Twin Peaks universe.

>You're just mindlessly following your intuition without really questioning any of it, it doesn't hold up.
Nope, I'm going off facts presented by the show. You're just mindlessly following your incorrect recollections, which is why this discussion doesn't hold up. I really suggest rewatching the entire season if you want to theorize about it at all.

>>83733739
>I that's all you got, there's more than just you not paying attention to episodes, there's a reading comprehension problem as well. I'm not going to reiterate the other points of that dialogue which prove it isn't a lodge spirit because I've already had to it once already, and you've forgotten that as well it seems.
No, I've adequately responded to it all.

>If it was someone in the lodge, he wouldn't be saying goodbye, or "going back in" instead of "coming back in."
This really is nonsense.

>And being with BOB again may mean Briggs is trying to pull strings to get BOB stuck in nonexistent space with him, which may be the only way to truly stop BOB.
This again is nonsense, as Bob has never been in non-existence, as far as we know.
Not only that, but according to you even, non-existence doesn't even mean anything that would amount to "stopping" Bob, if Briggs managed to pull Bob inside of it while being non-existent himself.

>Plus, the voice on the radio knew about DoppelCoop meeting with Briggs, and DoppelCoop reacts as if nobody could have possibly known that, unless it's Briggs himself.
Pure conjecture.

>But this, I will reiterate for a second time. Death is meaningless in the Twin Peaks universe.
But this has never been suggested in any way, never ever.

>You're just mindlessly following your incorrect recollections, which is why this discussion doesn't hold up. I really suggest rewatching the entire season if you want to theorize about it at all.
This is a cop-out, you're trying to pull this off because I forgot about Mike speaking to Cooper.
You aren't thinking coherently about the mythology here, what you're suggesting is either contradictory or 100% conjecture, or both.

>>83730655
You think Lucy pegs him ?

>>83733709
Munching on Garmonbozia as the Lodge Spirit equivalent of eating popcorn while watching a flame war? Yes!

>>83733839
>shooting down all attempts at speculation when you don't even know basic details from this season

Look, you're a namefag who has to have the last word, so feel free to respond again, but like I've said repeatedly, there's no discussion here. It's just you pretending to know what you're talking about by saying "doesn't make sense," "nonsense" or "trivial" to everything without full explanation as to why. You didn't know where Cooper was when he saw MIKE and you didn't even know where Briggs had been. But keep going, please. You're clearly entertainment for the other Anons.

And when you get around to rewatching this season, remember this discussion so it doesn't happen again.

>>83733937
You were so happy to have someone to talk to.

>>83733937
This is clearly another cop-out.

>It's just you pretending to know what you're talking about by saying "doesn't make sense," "nonsense" or "trivial" to everything without full explanation as to why.

>This again is nonsense, [as Bob has never been in non-existence, as far as we know.]
>Not only that, [but according to you even, non-existence doesn't even mean anything that would amount to "stopping" Bob, if Briggs managed to pull Bob inside of it while being non-existent himself.]

These is the reasoning as to why I think your assumptions are nonsensical, or at least, pure conjecture.
If you prefaced this with "Possibly..." or "Perhaps...", I could accuse you of making a mistake, but you seem to be convinced of these things even though I've repeatedly explained why it can't be the case, or that at least you have little to no reason to assume any of this.
So you're not only making a mistake but you're also trying to cop out of admitting you have made one.
I made a mistake by forgetting that Mike spoke to Cooper, I admitted this, and didn't even matter to your argument, you tried to use that as an example of how "death" does not matter in Twin Peaks, as Mike could still communicate to Cooper, but clearly Mike has never died, this is not a counter-argument either way.

So no matter what way you look at it, you can't make it fit, it's a poor theory that is based on contradictions and/or conjecture.

>>83734105
>This is clearly another cop-out.

It's called being concise without wasting minutes of my life typing multiple lines to prove someone on the Internet wrong. But if that's the way you want to waste your existence, be our guest. Keep that garmonbozia flowing.

>>83734081

I knew it would end this way. Name/tripfags are literally broken records.

>>83734154
No it's pretty much a cop-out, the second your argument became clear and I started pressuring you about it, as it isn't coherent, you dropped all efforts to defend it, to wriggle yourself out of the discussion.
I think this is evident to any third-party.

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>>83725511

>>83734228

You're deluded enough to think I even bothered reading all of your repetitive posts?

Call for help.

>I think this is evident to any third-party.
Are you trying to drag the rest of this thread down with you now? This board isn't your personal army, but feel free to samefag without your name to make yourself think it is.

>>83734228
third party here, you are a cancer and a blight.

>>83734330
>You're deluded enough to think I even bothered reading all of your repetitive posts?
I think you did.

>Are you trying to drag the rest of this thread down with you now? This board isn't your personal army, but feel free to samefag without your name to make yourself think it is.
Point being is you're objectively wrong about your conjectures.

>>83734369

>I think you did.
I think you are.

>Point being is you're objectively wrong about your conjectures.
>B-B-BUT Y-YOUR THEORIES ARE WRONG, R-RIGHT /TPG/?

Recall for help.

>>83734421
That's not what I was getting at, you were the one who tried to solidarize himself with "the anons" earlier, not me.
>You're clearly entertainment for the other Anons.
>But if that's the way you want to waste your existence, be our guest.

Either way, I thought you weren't going to waste your time with me, unless it was a mere cop-out to distract from your theory falling apart after experience the slightest bit of scrutiny.

>>83731641 >>83731766 >>83732045 >>83732143 >>83732345 >>83732657 >>83732920 >>83733114 >>83733287 >>83733472 >>83733550 >>83733640 >>83733739 >>83733839 >>83733937 >>83734105 >>83734154 >>83734228 >>83734330 >>83734369 >>83734421 >>83734486
We are not going to talk about Judy at all, just leave her out of it.

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>>83734486
>you were the one who tried to solidarize himself with "the anons" earlier, not me.

Oh, that's interesting of you to say. Because if you set your mind back to an earlier posting by yourself, you see...

>>83734330
>I think this is evident to any third-party.

Let's rewind the tape, please.

>I think this is evident to any third-party.

Now, call me old fashioned, but this seems like some classical hypocrisy, the kind you simply can't defend. But being an individual like yourself, I'm simply on the edge of my seat anticipating what you'll conjure up next.

What do you have to say for yourself?

>>83734589
Your post predates mine, and what I was getting at was that you can't explain my dismantling of your argument by me simply not understanding Twin Peaks, what I was trying to say is that no matter how you look at it, your theory falls apart and cannot be defended.
You probably realize this and have then stopped to defend it.

So in conclusion I was pointing out that you're being hypocritical while misunderstanding me + your theory is still ass.

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>>83734588

>>83734632
>Your post predates mine
>[citation needed]

>b-b-but what I was getting at

>your theory is still ass.
Now that's not a very nice thing to say about someone trying to discuss this show politely and share their ideas. I dare say it's against the very values of brotherhood and shared love for a TV show that these threads inherit.

Childhood is idolising coop
Adulthood is realising dougie makes more sense

>>83734632
kek no it doesnt:
>>83734228

namefags pls go

>>83734712
childhood is wanting to be coop.
adulthood is wanting coop to raw me in every position possible.

get ready everyone, we're going to talk about judy on sunday

>>83734589

REKT

But seriously can both of you shut the fuck up now

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/ourguy

>>83734814
I miss them

>>83734814
Bob looks photoshopped in there. He really did have a dynamic look about him.

>>83734689
>>83734749

>>83733937
>09:41:04
>>>83734154
>09:52:30

Mine:
>>83734228
>09:55:34

citated ;-]

You're still wrong about Major Briggs, no matter how much you divert the discussion!

>>83734936

Where, in any of those posts, do I claim to have "solidarized" (as you eloquently put it) with the rest of this board? You were the first to claim that here:

>>83734228

To which you were BTFO about it here:

>>83734589 (You)

Don't try to divert this. There's no escaping this, namefag. You've been caught out. CALL FOR HELP!

>>83725568
If you actually have the time, Agents of SHIELD was literally only good when Kyle was in it.
Look up his episodes and give them a watch, it's fantastic to see a man carrying an entire show solely on his back.
He's a fantastic character aswell.

>>83735065
>You're clearly entertainment for the other Anons.
>But if that's the way you want to waste your existence, be [our] guest.
This is embarrassing idiom, I had decided to not call you out on it because it would further distract from me dismantling your theory, but then you falsely accused me of doing it.
Not only did it mean you were failing to comprehend what I was saying, you were also acting hypocritical.

Your theory is still poor btw, I didn't forget this.

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>>83725366
SOME

>>83735149
I never claimed to be creating a divide, pointing out your own actions of creating a divide yourself isn't drawing a line, you did that all by yourself. If you want to try and force people to agree with you when clearly they don't:
>>83734342
>>83734749
>>83734813

...be O-U-R guest!

>Your theory is still poor btw
Why are you so against keeping this thread civilized? Are namefags literally garmonbozia harvesters?

>>83735149
you're an annoying fag dude

>>83725568

Don't fucking miss The Hidden.

>>83735310
I haven't either, but you clearly assumed a plural position beforehand and then attempted to accuse me of doing so, IE being a hypocrite.

I just wanted to remind you that your theory failed without causing any trouble, because I think you're trying to ignore/forget it.
I remain civil.

>>83732801
>tfw watched episodes 17 and 18 again
>expecting them to be shit
>they were good

I don't know what season 3 did to me but I really liked everything about them, including Evelyn

>>83725568
Wtf is this a lynch film?

>>83735393
>I remain civil.

>>83734632
>your theory is still ass.

You threw the first turd, buddy. Also it's becoming increasingly clear that this thread has had enough of your space wasting. Why don't you make history and be the first ever namefag to admit defeat and drop it?

>>83735451
I, a third party, officially cast my vote of solidarity for this poster.

>>83735451
You're too sensitive, you were clearly becoming agitated before when I was merely pointing out that your theory fails hard.
Not a reason to be upset IMO, I apologize for calling your theory ass then.

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/tpg/

Can someone please greentext this argument for me. tldr

>>83735548
>you were clearly becoming agitated
Oh no no, if I were dealing with an experienced namefag, then maybe yes. You couldn't ruffle a deceased owl.

>I was merely pointing out that your theory fails hard.
Well that certainly doesn't sound like a very civilized thing to do.

>I apologize
See, that's insincere and it's fooling nobody. You know why? Because apologies usually mark the end of a discussion. And I know for a fact you won't end there.

>>83725366
who here owns any wrapped in plastic magazines? are they worth purchasing for the nostalgia faggotry?

>>83735585
You are so sensitive. Calm down.

Two ice-cold Colonials

>>83735636
>See, that's insincere and it's fooling nobody. You know why? Because apologies usually mark the end of a discussion. And I know for a fact you won't end there.
Because you're not accepting it and are still obfuscating facts to save face.
You didn't like me destroying your theory, as civil as I was, I think you should apologize desu.

>>83735704
>I think you should apologize desu.
Apologize for keeping this thread active and entertained by making you post overdrawn replies in rapid succession? What a ridiculous request!

>>83735636
Oh, and one more thing... I am beginning to have a theory of my own... you don't even watch Twin Peaks! Back to rebbit with you, sweetie.

>>83735628
The theory is outlined >>83731501 and >>83731766, the rest is disagreement turning into hostility.

>>83735681
Colonials were always cool

>>83735778
umm... excuse me? If anyone is being "rapid succession" it is clearly you.

>>83735780
>I am beginning to have a theory of my own... you don't even watch Twin Peaks!

But how could that be if I know where and when Cooper saw MIKE in the lodge from the real world? Your theory is... ASS!

Hey that felt good, maybe I should make a trip too.

>>83735806
>>83735778
you are both faggots

>>83735801
Thanks. lol literally half the thread

>>83735778
Admit it, admit that I have ripped your theory to shreds.

>>83735780
>>83735806
>>83735840
I could say the same of you, you are ruining these threads with your incessant whining and Lynch would be disappointed in your lack of awareness regarding the very show you claim to enjoy.

>>83735806
>umm... excuse me?
You're excused. Try another board where your shitposting is better suited, maybe /b/?

>>83735845
Try to stay on topic, honey.

>>83735892
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

friendly reminder that Eric Da Re browses /tpg/ threads

>>83735860
>>83735877
Woah, that's some RAPID SUCCESSION right there, buddy! Slow down!
>Admit it, admit that I have ripped your theory to shreds.
All theories have holes. Are you understanding this? All theories are inherently false, because they're theories. But they should be nurtured, not destroyed. I see people think about the future of this season in these threads all the time, and it's interesting. I don't destroy them and shitpost an entire thread into oblivion. Call for help, I beg of you.

>>83735946

We POST here, Shelly!!

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you're both embarrassing let's get back to jeffriesposting

>>83735902
>>83735910
>>83735946

Jesus... is this what a defeated namefag looks like?

>>83735954
>All theories have holes. Are you understanding this? All theories are inherently false, because they're theories.
This is wrong, if you had a BA in Philosophy like me you'd know this, this also explains your poor reasoning skills and dialectical errors... lol
Now admit it, you are wrong and then apologize.

>>83735965
Who is Helga?

Do you guys think that female FBI agent tilt's and moves her head a lot or is it me.

>>83736020

I think you're just a sexist pigfuck.

>>83735989
>a BA in Philosophy like me
Yeah, that's why you spend hours arguing on 4chan.
>Now admit it, you are wrong and then apologize.
I admit it, you are wrong and I apologize for leading you along for so long. You probably have more important things to do, like polish your framed academia certificates.

>>83736053
I'm right. You're wrong.

/thread

end it now

>>83736020
I think she tilts and moves a different part of her body a lot, if you can understand what I'm alluding to

I'm referring to her ass

>>83736080
>/thread
Not quite at bump limit yet.

>end it now
I'm sorry, do you have somewhere to be? Something to do? Do you have to stop posting? Not while the fun's just starting.

I'm the real Motoko and I hereby declare that I have lost this argument.

>>83736080
You've gotta admit, it's a valid theory as far as theories go.

>>83736015
You mean Heidi? She was that weird German waitress who was always late to work or something. She shows up in the background of the last episode, I think.

>>83736119
>I'm sorry, do you have somewhere to be? Something to do? Do you have to stop posting? Not while the fun's just starting.
Yes, I have to go get my jammies on. end of discussion

>>83736139
>>83736146
>>83736172
Kek, you've lost the because nobody can even tell who you are anymore. Namefag BTFO

>>83736020
that's bad acting. also lynch probably tells her to emphasize the very qualities that make her a shitty actress just so he can have a bet each way like he usually does. half ironic in joke, half sincere

>>83736200
That blonde lady talking to Truman about a bucket was terrible.

So I was rewatching the first episode of this season (or it may have been the second one), when MIKE introduces Cooper to the tree, and there's one shot near the end that shows MIKE and Cooper and MIKE is turning towards Cooper, and the video footage is slowed down in post, so he's moving noticeably choppy. It was clearly an editing choice, I don't think MIKE was supposed to be moving like that. And it got me thinking about Sonny Jim blinking backwards in the car, which I always suspected was just bad editing because reversed footage happens all the time to pad scenes out, but a lot of people think it's intentional, and I can understand both sides of view. But that really early scene with MIKE is probably proof that sometimes the bad editing does slip through. I find it hard to believe since Lynch has been so meticulous with little details this season, but I think Sonny Jim's backwards blinking is probably nothing to dwell on.

>>83736172
>end of discussion
Don't worry, Anons will be soiling your name for you long after you've trailed off into sleepy time. You should probably invest in a trip, sonny.

>>83736289
We'll know by the end if it was important or not, but I wouldn't call any of the editing so far a mistake. There's zero chance that any of the choppy footage or other oddities weren't done on purpose.

>>83736335
nah fuck off cunt

>>83725366
New thread: >>83736359

New thread: >>83736359

New thread: >>83736359

>>83733672
Y A N B
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T O R F
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>>83735965
>ARE YOU DAMIEN
When are we going to see this character?

>Oh, deceit! It comes from the past...
What did he mean by this?