/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Cooper was not sent back in 2015, he is actually in 2003. The license plate on the Dougie mobile strapped with a bomb has an 03 sticker. This was a clue given to us in episode three as Cooper went to space lodge and the number on the electric hatch changed from 15 to 3. 15=2015 & 3=2003. Yes ladies and gentlemen we have two separate timelines happening on Twin Peaks, and Cooper is now a time traveler!! Notice the slot machines are out of date, coin slots and one arm bandits do not exist in 2015.

I really loved ep 4 and ep 5 seems kinda meh in comparison edition.

it's time to finally talk about judy

>>83608683
03 is the month. Get a job and a car you fucking NEET. Google "Nevada registration stickers"

OH ______

>>83608683
I wasn't aware they had iphones in the year 2003.

>>83608683
this shit theory was already btfo by the presence of a touchpad in the office meeting scene.

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>>83608708
NEVER EVER

>>83608708

Will Jacoby be the first person to bring up Judy since the MSM and the government wants to keep her out of this?

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>>83608647
Why is this degenerate fuck allowed to touch the offspring of Shelly Johnson?

>it's a redditor thinks there's deeper meaning in Lynch's work and tries to do a deep philosophical analysis of it episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xuOQv99eE

>>83608722
Naomi~

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>>83608683
explain this

While watching the fantastically strange sequence with "Dr. Amp"/Dr. Jacoby in last night's episode, I couldn't help but think of another film: Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

In this film, Jodorowsky (who also wrote and directed the film) plays an alchemist who offers not to turn coal into gold, but instead offers to turn shit to gold. "You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold." The intent is no doubt a metaphor for a spiritual transformation—learning to overcome one's vices to find enlightenment—but the process also plays out literally on the screen as we see a man's feces being turned alchemically into a lump of gold.

The way shit and gold were contrasted in "Dr. Amp's" broadcast reminded me of Jodorowsky's contrast between shit and gold (through the alchemical motif) in The Holy Mountain. I think a few other parallels could be drawn as well: Jodorowsky is known for placing himself on the screen and for having grand ideas about what his films might accomplish (the documentary Jodorowsky's Dune shows how Jodorowsky thought his version of the film might bring about a spiritual renaissance in our culture, for example), which seems to be what Dr. Amp is up to as well. If nothing else, their characters are similar: The alchemist leads a small group on a spiritual journey toward enlightenment, and Dr. Amp's cult-like TV following seems to be similarly devoted.

It's also worth noting that Lynch and Jodorowsky both had Dune film adaptations in the works, though Jodorowsky's was never completed. Lynch is no doubt aware of Jodorowsky, though whether this is an Easter egg reference to Jodorowsky or not is completely up in the air. If it is an intentional reference, I wonder if it's a disrespectful one since Dr. Amp's efforts to sell his golden shovels seem pretty crass and hypocritical

>>83608739

we're going to have to talk about her next week

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Am I the only one who thinks each episode has been a 10/10 so far, and just savor each and every second of the fact that this is actually happening at all

Is Hank still in prison?

>>83608683
>Notice the slot machines are out of date, coin slots and one arm bandits do not exist in 2015.
Yeah Twin Peaks has NEVER had a retro aesthetic

INVITATION TO LOVE WHEN?!?!?!

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IF YOU TALK BOUT JUDY IM GONNA SHOOT YOU

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T H E I D E A L W I F E

>>83608744

because becky has bad taste in men just like her mother

>>83608779
what did this scene even mean
i dont even GET this show

>>83608784
nah man, I'm enjoying every episode as well and am happy it is even happening.

My stream fucked up for a minute right when that hot babe let Dougie into the women's room to piss. Did she jerk him off or something?

>>83608784
nah people in the thread seems to love it

>>83608786
He died in prison. Killed by a Renault.

Now we know for sure the assassins are linked to the Lodge plots, not just Dougie's debts. Since the lady with the blackberry and Booper both contacted the receiver in Buenos Aires (where Jeffries disappeared from).

>>83608786
He's dead
Get up to date with the Twin Peaks Cinematic Universe

>>83608813

BUT JUDY IS POSITIVE ABOUT THIS

>>83608775
I've also thought about The Holy Mountain but didn't wanted to overthink it.

>>83608823
it's a Cooper dream

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Is Jacoby a stab at Alex Jones specifically? Not very familiar with amerifat infosphere. But if so, it feels low-brow.

>>83608814
Without the herpes, absolutely.

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>>83608683
>>83608719

Anyone who brings up this theory ever again should be tarred and feathered

>>83608784
Am I the only one who's had enough of "Am I the only one" ?

>>83608814
getting married is a bad deal for men, but a fuck buddy? yes

>>83608834

nope, she just listened to him pee with a smile on her face.

>>83608898

New waifu.

>>83608775
>>83608865

Good linkage there.
The goal of alchemy - to turn base matter (ignorance/shit) into gold (enlightenment/purity).

A Holy Mountain and Twin Peaks (Mountains).

>>83608857
Is Richard Nixon coming back, I'm not sure if I saw him on the cast list

>>83608834
who is she

>>83608876
Alex Jones is not the first conspiratard and he won't be the last one. I think it's a stab at all the aged out hippies who believe in all the hokey organic living shit, and are influencing younger generations.

If you don't begin and end your day with doing the dance of the dream man, you are not living your life to the full extent

>>83608784
I'm really feeling for Coop here.
It's both funny and sad at the same time, but it blends really well.

>>83608876
I doubt it. Of course according to every Trumpet on 4chan it will be.

>>83608909
The word linkage reminds me of sausage

>>83608834
She let him piss

>>83608909
Also the fact that Jacoby keeps talking about broadcasting from the top of the mountain (the roof of the Hindu Kush, lol)

>>83608817
At least Bobby is attractive.

>>83608876
I doubt it's Alex Jones specifically. Maybe a combo of different personalities, Jones is just currently the most known one who has a similar way of presenting himself and his products.

>>83608814
https://twitter.com/NUMBER007BOND/status/869725053214224386

>she retweeted it

>>83608857
Nadine has super strength and high IQ
Gordon super hearing
Albert super cancer
Coop super retardation and the Tibetan method.
Boop has EVIL and can turn into owl
Hawk has HERITAGE and other mystical bullshit
Willy has dharma

I think we have a good cast of superheroes to launch a blockbuster.

>>83608909


On the surface, it was a pretty hilarious Alex Jones interpretation. All the nonsensical stuff in one continuous stream.
Come to think of it.. Alejandro/Alex Jodorowsky/Jones.

...naah.

what is the music during ep 5 end credits?

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based lynch

>>83608920
Mark Frost has talked about Alex Jones in interviews, Lynch has been on Inforwars. It's a direct parody

>>83608647
Should have called this one "normie autist is still posting and making threads edition"

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>>83608982

>>83608991
Well, at least he didn't say anything about turning the owls gay

>>83608784
You are not alone anon
The pacing alone has been the best ive seen from either medium

Someone pls upload Richard Horne's autistic assault on youtube/webm.

>>83608876
It's what I thought at first, but as it went on he had enough of his own style.
What it did make me think of is how great Alex Jones would be in a Lynch work.

>dial 15360875867499003552738859937018689266882995827553900703
>The lights in my house don't even flicker
fuck you Lynch

>>83608683
>Notice the slot machines are out of date, coin slots and one arm bandits do not exist in 2015

Twat has never been in a casino.

The arm mechanism is available on most of the three bar slots in any casino. They are purely throwbacks to an early age since the button does it for you but some older people prefer them hence why they exist.

>>83608961
YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY!

>>83608935
It feels like we're getting close to Coop, but it still feels frustratingly out of reach. We won't have him back fir a couple more episodes at least, i'm convinced.

I'm very interested to see what they do with Naomi and the kid when he pulls himself together.

>>83608982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

I can't wait for the 18h fanedit (official edit?)

I can't wait for confirmation of s4.

Autist Coop is cute!

>>83608961
She's got a gorgeous smile

>>83609000
go to bed, m8, these threads aren't good for you.

>>83608850
>>83608963
>Booper
>Boop
neck yourselves

>>83609015
The cow didn't even jump over the moon for me

>>83608876
Lynch went on the Alex Jones Show, I don't think it's meant to be a stab unless it was written by Hack Frost.

>>83609037
Thanks dude

>>83609015
I wonder if this was legitimately poking fun at hacker scenes. I know they can control electricity but that shit was over the top.

Also, who the fuck is Mr Strawberry? By the look of Mr Warden I felt maybe it was related to him or his family (daughter).

So, DoppleCoop's ring finger(?) print is backwards from Dale's.

>>83609021
>>83609051
https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/865725133490503680

She is bae
is bae to normie?

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Me
Agent

>>83609000
It's almost guaranteed that the guy who makes these generals does nothing all day but make these threads and shitposts. I kinda feel sorry for him. Nice trips btw.

>>83609005
Jacoby also talks shit about organic living, he's straight up talking about toxins in the water like Alex Jones.

>>83609079
>Also, who the fuck is Mr Strawberry? By the look of Mr Warden I felt maybe it was related to him or his family (daughter).
I think it's directed toward the warden, my guess is he's into some gay bdsm shit/kink

Lynch has god tier music taste wtf

>>83609081
Yeah, but Tammy couldn't emote for shit.
She could've been a cool character but the actress is just a blank slate.

>>83609079
>I wonder if this was legitimately poking fun at hacker scenes.
Nah, it's pure Lynch. Electricity can do anything in his world

>>83609087
The sudden cut to this was fucking great.

I don't know how anyone can say this show doesn't have any humor.

>>83609087
mfw i gotta pee, but don't want to pause the show.

>>83609087
I'm surprised he knows how to open the zipper.

>>83609099
>>83609000
>Being this jealous that you don't start the threads

>>83609005
That bit was a joke, a lot of Jones's "craziest" moments were blurbs taken from mini-skits

judy

>>83608817
At least Bobby turned out okay unlike Leo the potato

>>83609087
It's weird that he remembers he can't piss any where.

>>83609184
reeeee

Post yfw you realize that David Lynch pretended to walk away from Showtime because he wanted to add 9 hours of Dougie Jones scenes.

>>83609157
I was thinking that myself, lol

DAMN fine green tea latte!
and gluten-free!

they have a tofu lasagna that'll kill ya!

>>83609087
>.gif
>2.17MB
>320x352

The fuck are you doing with yourself?

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>>83609184
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

>>83609126
He's an avant garde musician himself, he keeps heavy tabs on what's around

>>83609191
Well, he's not a total mindless husk. He seems to be learning some things and adapting, just very very slowly and confusedly.

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>>83609199

>>83609126
Why are you surprised

>>83609184
HOE DON'T DO IT

>>83609191
Having him literally piss himself wouldn't have been funny or endearing I guess

judy?

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>83609199

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Have any of you ever laughed when you fucked a bitch?

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[distant screeching]

>>83609243
>Dougie Coop pisses himself with a blank expression on his face
>"Mr. Jackpots"

>general already devolving into judyposting
See you all next week

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Ordered a "Laura Palmer", It came wrapped in plastic

>>83608961
>check her instagram
>scroll through over 100 posts
>literally everyone is black except one white guy she calls "white chocolate"
>posts about BLM and Moonlight
Dropped

The guy that was trying to sell Truman insurance in Episode 1 was in the meeting with "Dougie" in episode 5.

>>83609191
Guess they had to draw the line somewhere.

It's not like they could show scenes of Coop being literally diapered and cleaned by Naomi Watts until they release the unrated version, amiright

>>83609079

Yeah, i think it is just someone from the Warden past. Probably dead if BadCoop said he's not taking call.

>>83609271

no one in this thread has ever been near a vagina

>>83609281

See ya, Jeffries.

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>get trapped in the black lodge for 25 years
>miss out on having a wife and children, and a normal life
>you may never get to climb that tall hill and sit in the cool grass and feel the sun on your face
>you may never get to visit Tibet
>all you wanted to do was become a FBI agent to help people
>your best friend is dying and you don't even know it
>tfw when no one calls for help

WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT MR STRAWBERRY

>>83609284

did you steal this from reddit ironically?

>>83609285
She's got too much soul for you anyway whiteboi

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>>83609087

you think that people who come into contact with black lodge energy lose bodily control? Pee and shit themselves

>>83609284
Is there cherry in it?

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>>83609284
Still more tasteful than this

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>>83609285
female black nationalist all crave to be BLEACHED

>>83609316

there's still time for him to do all of that :(

>>83609271
>Have any of you ever laughed when you fucked a bitch?
Nope. I did lose my boner fucking my ex once cause I lost my job and was depressed thinking about it. That was years ago when I was a normalfag retard.

>>83609295
speak for yourself

le ebin judy posters xD

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>>83609284
Albert...
We're in /tpg/...
The plebs are in Réddit...

>>83609329
ayee but its been popped

>>83609333
I STILL DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY THIS, A LITTLE CARTOON CORPSE OF A TEENAGE GIRL

>>83609326

I don't think it has to do with Black Lodge energy. H'es just freaking out because he just saw someone disappear then reappear in a flash.

>>83609316

I thought the social criticism involved with the returned Cooper was on the nose at first but I really like it now, it's got nuance. That whole plotline is about how shitty the urban American middle-class experience is.

There's the whole notion of amnesiac Cooper trying to reconstruct his identity through repeated exposure to meaningless, vacuous middle-class existence and utterly failing, exposing the self-centredness of all the people living that existence. Nobody seriously asks what's wrong with him, and they don't think of sending him to a hospital either, all they do is help ferry him through dull life. e.g. the lady at the casino responds to his cry for help by encouraging him to gamble.

All the social interactions he has aren't seriously affected by the fact that he's near-mute because people don't care about his opinion in the first place. The guy who gets angry at him after he calls him a liar, the boss who sets him more work, the secretary (?) that lets him into the women's toilet, they all don't actually care about him or his opinions and feelings; all they want him to do is fulfill his various social roles (good co-worker, diligent employee, etc).

Even his wife doesn't give a shit about him. As long as he brings home the bacon as a good ol' nuclear American dad (via his casino winnings) she's happy to dress him, drop him off at work, treat him like a child, etc. I don't think it's a coincidence that Lynch decided to use a casino as a key plot element; it's where working and middle class people essentially donate their money to rich people in order to chase a rigged, illusory dream of success. That's pretty much the 'American dream' that Lynch is criticizing in a nutshell.

Interestingly the only person who treats him with something close to genuine concern is a black prostitute, someone who is very much not part of the Babbitt world everyone else is a part of.

>>83609316
That's sad, I never thought about how Cooper will feel when he learns he was stuck in the lodge for the prime of his life, I always thought of him as more of a meme than a person.

>>83609377
Funko pop collectors, I assume.

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>>83609333

>>83609316
;_;

>>83609348

fleshlights don't count anon

>>83609377
well i needed a new fleshlight cover

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>>83609356

>>83609381


This whole rebooted series is chock full of this kind of thing; Lynch has always been obsessed with exposing the seediness behind superficially nice American life and I'm glad he hasn't let up.

>>83609316
It will be incredibly sad if Cooper doesn't get a happy ending.

>>83609381
fuck man

>>83609393
Oh god this image is a cursed image if I've ever seen one

A weekly dose of Lynch nightmares.

Does i get any better than this?

>>83609393
How many gp to bring 90's Sheryl Lee to present?

>>83609316
>your best friend is dying
Who's that?

>>83609356
kek

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>>83609430
>cursed image

Considering electricity is a conduit to the black lodge, Jacoby living off the grid is pretty smart. Although since he's vlogging, maybe he isn't so safe

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>>83609199

>>83609440

i guess he mean Harry S. Truman

ARE NORMIES STILL BTFO?

>>83608744
because he's got the stuff
bitches love stuff

>>83609440
Harry

>>83609407
I'm sure mine's close enough, it was modelled in the exact likeness of your little sister

>still no Audrey

REEEEEEE

>>83609457
>since he's vlogging, maybe he isn't so safe
You can say that again

>>83609393
JUST

How long do we have to suffer autist Coop
I'm close to done with this show

>>83609493

i don't have a little sister, please try harder next time. in b4 "ur mom then lolol"

>>83609519
autist coop is the best thing about this show

>>83609519
L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SHOTS OF THE INVITATION TO LOVE REVIVAL THAT TAKES THE PISS OUT OF WHAT NORMIE FANS WANTED OUT OF THIS REVIVAL

>>83609381
That's a 10/10 post, you really made me see this storyline differently than just absurd comedy.

>>83609457
Yeah that makes me wonder if he knows about the lodge? He did bring Sarah Palmer to talk to Brigs in the s2 finale and they talked about cooper.

>>83609519
You have an awful taste

Why did Tammy had a photo of Dale at the Black Lodge?

>>83609519

just leave anon, this show isn't for you

>>83609519

I hope you give up the show and leave

>>83609381
This

>>83609519
You won't be missed

Can anyone explain the shrinking box in Argentina?

>>83609519

PLEB FILTER

LYNCHED

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>>83609316
Cooper has suffered way more than he ever deserved ;_;

>>83609519
wow sounds like you've been filtered

>>83609567

She didn't?

It was wood paneling

>the last half of season 2 is really comfy guys, I really liked Civil War Ben and super strength Nadine because those were both COMFY
>I hate Dougie Jones with a burning passion and Lynch is ruining the show

What did normies mean by this?

>>83609519
(You) bait

>>83609519
Walking Dead might be more up your ally

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>>83609567
Christ, It's just wood paneling

>>83609608

judy

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>>83609499
She's going to have a sad life indicated by her loser son. However, she will be working the mail room in the Great Northern and discover the room key. She will set the search for Cooper in motion.

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>>83609514
>>83609430
She looks fine you autists

>>83609519
btfo

>>83609626

i'd rather see dougie's autistic adventures than sit through most of the subplots in season 2

>>83609519
let me put this this way:
originally the show had 9 episodes
then it got expanded to 18 episodes
By simple logic, it means the plot will start right around episode 9-10. so we got like 4-5 more episodes of autism coop

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>mfw

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>>83609618

hmmm maybe, could just be lynch mindfucking us. no reason

>>83608784
Why does everything have to be either 0/10 or 10/10? I very much enjoyed the five eps we got till now but none of them were a perfect 10/10. Why not reserve this rating for something that truly deserves it? Why lower its value by slapping 10/10 on everything that you even slightly appreciate?

>>83609664
We're not talking about her looks, we're talking about the fact that she's holding that piece of shit funko pop and signed it, probably indicating that she's not exactly doing well financially.

>>83609549
>INVITATION TO LOVE
FUCK YEA

>>83609689
its the room in the sheriff station where wally was killed in s1

EP 5 WASNT WEIRD ENOUGH FAMPAI

>>83609614

I don't think we will ever see happy and optimistic coop ever again. Retard DoogieCoop will be the closest thing to it we'll get. From the pictures and short clip we saw of Coop he seem fucking serious. When his memory will be back he will be all buisiness.

>>83609641
of course... it was so simple..

>>83608767

literally BTFO

I love how the autists are trying to pull a Westworld and "figure everything out" a few episodes in. They don't realize they're dealing with Zero Fucks Given Lynch, who will probably just throw something completely out of left field in the final hour and leave people trying to find out WTF shit like shrinking boxes and whatnot actually meant

>>83609689
see
>>83609633
Stop watching shitty 480p streams

>>83608647
tard Nadine was always the secret best girl

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83609726
*waldo wtf
is lynch trying to work through me? will wally die in season 3? did i just become a prophet of autism?

JUDY = JEW D's

we are not going to talk about JEWS

>>83609781
MONTANAAAAA

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>>83609381
You're right, and this is why the Dr. Jacoby scene is so important. Yet everyone seems to be dismissing it as boring ranting.
But it's actually symbolic of the diseased state of American society, a society that even in the Pacific Northwest, in the idyllic town of Twin Peaks, also appears to be disintegrating; there is no trust, no hope, no fraternity, just lonely souls listening alone to a semi-senile grandpa ranting about conspiracies and his frustrations (often warranted), all of it seemingly serving as a vehicle for the perverse material goal of selling golden shovels.
So much for the American dream.

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>>83609641

>>83609781
>David Lynch was born and grew up in Missoula
What did he mean by this?

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>>83609728
it's lynch level of unnerving stuff..

>>83609830

David lynch raped his daughter and show is based on that.

http://perezhilton.com/2016-08-10-twin-peaks-david-lynch-pedophilia-murder-accusations-michael-anderson

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>>83609792
Michael, please

>>83609797
Which is why the white lodge guided the hand of American voters to vote Trump into office. It's poetic, honestly.

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>>83609792

>>83609830
Lynch grew up in Missoula, Spokane, Boise and eventually Virginia.


>>83609869
No, no. /pol/ did that.

>>83609855

>He totally did NOT rape his own underage daughter and then write a television series about it. She totally has NOT lived under a DEATH THREAT from her own father, all her life if she ever told. He NEVER had his "best friend" murdered. And he DEFINITELY NEVER suggested to me that I should kill myself! There's a whole bunch of other stuff he never did either."

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>Coop regains memory
>visits Audrey
>she's married to an abusive guy
>Coop does the right thing and stays with Janey-E and Sonny Jim
>will never find happiness

Coop....had a hard life

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This was the quickest I went from the worst to the best segment ever.

>>83609915
Will he solve the case files for tomorrow?

Fun fact: I re-watched the first 20 minutes of Fire Wall With Me last night and it was super interesting after watching these first 5 episodes of the return: 1. The old lady at the trailer park who showed up with the cold pack on her face when Agents Desmond and Sam were in Teresa Banks trailer- she was covered in soot on her face. Much as the disappearing man in the jail cell was from episode 2. 2. The "Gold Theme" of this season- shovels, cream corn, the casino name... The Chalfont's trailer was spray painted gold (2 coats?) on the front- the hitch and the tanks were gold. 3. Teresa Banks trailer was number 6. The Hotel Room where Dirty Coop killed Daria was room number 6.

>>83609863
lol, what's the post about?

>>83609938
The lodge spirits will guide him

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>>83609734
This. I can't wait for his return though. I think the wait will be worth it. I wish I could make out what pin he's wearing on his suit.

So let's talk about Judy. Was she the owner of the convenience store below the room where the black lodgers met? Do you think she was working for them? Was she working for Jeffries?

Later Jeffries though she might be in Argentina. Why? Is she still there? Will we see her this season?

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>>83609792
>>83609874

>>83609375
Call for help.

>>83609974
FBI pin

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Someone leak episode 6 RIGHT NOW

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>>83609970
He's /ourguy/

>>83610016
Leak THIS
*shit come out of my ass*

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>>83610012
Oh. Yeah, you're right.

>>83610024

i feel bad for the midget.

Looks like they fucked him over

>>83610016
check your inbox ;)

>>83609694
Not him but I seriously think they are all 10/10 so far. The 13 episodes that are left could be worse though who knows.

>>83609676

This. There's a lot more going on with the Dougie plotline than cheap laughs, as pointed out by >>83609381

Shit like the Little Nicky/SUPAH STRONG NADINE storylines brought literally nothing to the table

>>83609958
yeah, I've seen the first point being brought up before and it's a nice detail.

>>83609974
What if this is evil Coop after he gets out of prison? And just gets a haircut

Anyone else catch the brand of cigarette the guy in the Roadhouse was smoking was Morley, the preferred brand of the Cigarette Smoking Man from X-Files?


Denise is Mulder confirmed

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When David Nevins called this "pure heroin Lynch" he was fucking being literal. The initial high (the first night with 4 episodes) will never be matched, and our entire lives consist of waiting for another high, but they never satisfy. They just keep you wanting more.

is Janey-E an absolute dumbass or is she in denial that her husband has brain damage or has gone senile at age 50?

>>83610079
Evil Coop has black irises/they don't reflect light

>Coop shows up in Twin Peaks
>He's informed by Frank that Harry died of cancer
>Only his emotional breakdown brings him back to his normal self

>>83610048
It's a fucking midget did he expect to be in a fucking sitcom?

>>83609687

After some sketchy digital effects in the 1st couple of episodes, this was pretty damn nice.

What if Richard Horne has a twin sister Linda Horne, and Audrey is their mother. And furthermore, what if Evil Cooper is the father? "Richard and Linda. Two birds, one stone."

>>83610079
Nice idea actually, but in that pic he does seem more like the real Coop than the very intense doppelganger.

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>>83610105
>implying the final episode(s) wont literally rape your minds

>>83608876
I don't think it was a stab. I think it is just setting up Jacoby's plotline which will be expanded later. I think he will portray it sympathetically. I mean Jacoby never seemed like a bad guy so why would you think it is a stab at anyone?

>>83610106
when she was dropping him off at work she said something like 'you're having one of your episodes' so maybe this is something dougie did before on occasion

Is Lynch, dare I say, senile?

>>83609958

Electricity is very relevant to the plot, and gold is an amazing conductor of electricity

>>83610106
I think the joke is Dougie was so stupid that he could be replaced with someone who's actually retarded and no one would notice

>>83610136
>this is no longer jackpots

>>83609687
>when garmonbozia hits

SEASON 4 CONFIRM ALREADY PLEASE
75 EPISODES ALL DIRECTED BY LYNCH

>>83610141
>some sketchy digital effects
That's Lynch's aesthetic he wants the effects to look unreal

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>/tv/ on a blind date

>>83610219
I keep seeing this, what is this?

>>83610229
damn she was a qt tho

>>83610182
>Jacoby never seemed like a bad guy
He was a creepy fuck and prime suspect in the original series

>>83610229
/tv/ being in the girl's place, right?

>>83610106
>David Nevins
It is very dreamlike. In dreams, no one ever stops to question the absurdity of what is going on.

>>83610229

Did anyone else get a Mathew MConaughey vibe to this guy?

What is this spamming shit in my tpg

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>>83610207
>she'll be waiting

>>83608647
>Nadine a QT
Sure thing, Mike.

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>>83608814
Objectively the new best Twin Peaks girl.

>>83610156

I don't know if he can top the finale of S2, which was is still a 10/10 today, 12/10 considering the era of television it aired in.

>>83610282
He's supermarket brand McConaughey.

>>83608814
>>83610335
Lynch was forced to cast her to get the extra episodes right?

>>83610229

only in their dreams

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>people give shit twin peaks because muh all white cast
>lynch put in a former ghostbuster and thicc jungle bunny to compensate

based david lynch

>>83610348
>guy runs around a red hallway for 40 minutes
woah

>>83610381
>all white cast
More native americans on TP than in 90% of shows

>>83610381
I'm fucking sick that lynch has had to stoop to having niggers in his kínó.

season 1 - lynchs pure vision NO NIGGERS
season 2 - we start to see niggers, NETWORK INTERFERENCE
season 3 - niggers left right and center - a damning indictment of post king nig society

>>83610402

Here's a (You) for the trouble of typing that

>>83610409
Lynch will cast Native Americans and Asians, we all know who he doesn't like casting

>>83609381
I don't think I agree with this. You might have a point but if that's what they are aiming for they are doing a horrible job at it. In reality this shit would never happen and the moment you act autistic like Cooper people will actually "call for help." Granted it isn't necessarily to be good but just because someone acting like cooper is weird and uncomfortable for most people. I think this shit is just too ridiculous to be a social commentary on anything like that. I'm not sure exactly why Lynch is having him go through all of this but I think it is either because he is fucking with us or because in this new season the reality of Twin Peaks is literally becoming a nightmare with everyhting feeling like it belongs in a dream or something. That's why we are seeing weird shit everywhere and people behaving strangely like everyone involved with dougie.

>>83610402
LITERALLY the best episode mate

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Pictured: The best Twin Peaks characters.

All other opinions are wrong.

>>83610447
There's a black nurse in the pilot :)

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why couldn't Hawk just have been the Sheriff instead of this snore?
Lynch always giving his senile buddies work

>>83610481
BOBBY
YOU DONE DID IT NOW

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>>83610229
Why does he want to have smoking babies with her?

>>83610499
They're saving the Hawk stuff for when the plot gets going.

>>83610481
>the series macguffin and a crybaby

We all know Frost is the reason niggers got cast. Watch Audrey have a black husband.

>>83610499

Did you see all the retards he have to deal with? I'd be apathetic too.

>>83610530
>if the plot centres around them, they are a macguffin
Are you retarded, Anon?

I do not recall Bob warping reality for shit and giggles like DCoop.

>>83608784
I feel the editing is sloppy, is longer than it should be, almost self masturbatory, by making so many scenes overly long everything else is degraded as a consequence.
The scenes that would deserve to be longer are not as good because they blend in with the rest.

I feel like I could cut many moments out of many scenes and nobody would notice.

>>83610481

How come we saw Mike last episode if Bobby killed him 25 years ago? Was it Mike doppelganger?

>>83610552
yeah but he's just Harry without the charm and the 'good ol red blooded american' schtick only worked on harry cuz he was young and had a naive look in his eye whereas this guy just wants to die

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>>83610574
>leland in the jail cell

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Uhh hi guys is this show any goood

>>83610570
>macguffin
It is a fact that her murder was a macguffin. It goose that laid golden eggs. Lynch didn't fall in love with Laura as a character until after the show got canceled, which is why FWWM was made

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>>83610574
BOB spoke to Laura through the ceiling fan, presumably when Leland wasn't around
BOB also somehow put a letter under Ronette's fingernail when she was in the hospital, also independent of Leland.

>>83610499

He's a great choice so far. Very much the straight man to react/play off of the off the wall shit that's going to go down. Coop/Harry's dynamic was similar, and although Harry played along there was clearly a level of "this guy is fucking crazy" in his reactions.

>>83610348
I want to say that this will need to have a more final feel to it, like it's over, and this was it.
But... you can't really predict Lynch, his movies have very interesting endings as well.

>>83610597
Lynch's editing has been shit since Mary Sweeney and him had a falling out. She was the mastermind behind the editing. He gave her notes, then left her to do her thing.

Just compare how FWWM is edited to The Missing Pieces.

>>83610645
I hope every scene he's involved with is just listening quietly to someone ranting.

First Wally, then his wife, hopefully some more crazy people.

>>83610628
>I throw around terms I saw on TV Tropes but don't know their meaning

>>83610597

Go watch American Gods if you quick cuts and "slick" editing.

>>83610637
Uhhh a bob spoke to me in me brownies

NEW

>>83610720

>>83610720

>>83610720

>>83608683
Disregarding the fact that the last episode had iPhones and tablets, episode 4 had someone vaping in the casino. This theory is obviously bullshit.

>>83610083
It's just the generic Hollywood brand of cigarettes. It even appears in Hitchcock's Psycho.

>>83610574
Setting off the sprinklers in the Sheriff's department

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>>83609087
>she wants tard cock so very badly.

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>>83610667
>compare how a fully fleshed out motion picture is edited to a bonus dvd compilation of deleted scenes

>>83609381
>Interestingly the only person who treats him with something close to genuine concern is a black prostitute
yes. and the girl who was with the guy that recognised dougie at the casino, whom I'm assuming was a sugar baby or call girl.

Also, the relevance of them living in Rancho Rosa, the most concise representation of McMansion hell with the ugly houses that became ubiquitous before (and after) the bubble burst

>>83610761
>is edited to a bonus dvd compilation of deleted scenes
David Lynch edits his deleted scenes like a feature film. He did the same with Blue Velvet, but better.

>>83609199
Showtime: So you wanna bring back Twin Peaks great. What's it gonna be about?

Lynch: Agent Cooper coming out of the black lodge, turning retarded, having issues pissing and shitting all while a nigress, old white lady, and a young brunette all want his 8 inch cock.

Showtime: I don't think we can find that TV show.

Lynch: I'll add coffee memes in it.

Showtime: here's your money.

>>83610905
Fund not find

Fucking autocorrect

>>83608784
My appreciation of it is all over the place, one second I'm rolling my eyes and the next I can' get enough of it.

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>>83610229

>doop is supposed to be in 2003
>yet there are ipads at the meeting
bravo lynch

>>83610958
good story anyway

>>83610905
>calling Naomi Watts a "white old lady"
reeeee