/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

I'm going to marry Jade!

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b-but I asked for ice cream...

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Was it comedy kino?

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>>83606536

ATTENTION!

episode 6 was released earlier in australia. It's gone now but I managed to get it. Download it as fast as you can I don't know when they will delete it:

https://my.mixtape.moe/sikaoy.webm

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>*melancholy jazz tune starts playing*

One of the most poignant Cooper moments in the series run, not just season 3.

Will that Pentagon qt be the next Cooper who gets sent to Twin Peaks?

>>83606564
>a guy can't just discover he likes green tea latte it has to mean something
Sometimes a young girl that got murdered is just a young girl that got murdered, but I know shit from shinola.

>>83606592
What was it about those shoes that had Cooper so interested?

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>>83606494
Threadly reminder

2003fags BTFO

judy?

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>>83606494
Cooper is drawn to the statue because it reminds him of Harry, right?

Reminder, Naomi Watts can still get these 2 inches.

>>83606573
quick how I do I fill her with babies

>>83606616
That's right.

>>83606573
Oh that's that good shit right there.

>>83606592
he knows he needs his own shoes back to become normal again

>>83606494
Guide to being a Twin Peaks™ try-hard fag or normie:
-Shit on the original show whenever and as much as possible.
-Post nonsensical memes from the series, the more absurd or pathetic the better.
-Post as much and as fast as possible in /tpg/ - Twin Peaks General™, regardless of how asinine or immature your posts are.
-Claim to be familiar with Lynch and try to "BTFO" people by always using such meme phrases like "lynch'd" whenever applicable.
-Always defend the shit characterization and writing of the new season. No exceptions.
-Remember to mention whatever is currently popular among other """fans""" of the show

>>83606606
Old shoes.

>>83606638
1. Get a fade
2. Learn how to Dougie

>>83606599
Christ I hope not. She is a good looking chick but, her acting is laughable, it shows that she is a musician not an actress.

>>83606606
Because he lost his shoes

>>83606650
>guide to being a typical pleb
>wait years after a Lynch release then pretend you always liked it
I will see you again in 25 years.

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>>83606592
YREV VERY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIEND

>>83606592
What was that song anyway?

>>83606698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY

Am I the only one who thinks DoppelCoop is going to bite the dust in a few episodes? While a lot of people think Shelly's daughter is going to get murdered by Laura, I have a feeling Bob is going to possess her like he wanted with Laura

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>>83606573
based lynch giving us good ass shots this season

>>83606695
>Coop never says things backwards at home...

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>>83606573

Where are the nudes?

>>83606494
>That Autist Who Can't Stand /tpg/ but Still Posts in it Subedition
>every single post which hates my reddit general must be one person

I don't post here that often but even I hate these fucking threads. You took a genuinely interesting show and tried to force your Game of Thrones/Dr. Who bullshit on it.

>>83606573
>Jade will never mail you the key to her heart
why even live bros

>>83606677
Tammy doesn't work at the Pentagon, retard

>>83606677
who's the actress?

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>>83606782
Daily Twin Peaks threads are a thing to be savored while we have them.

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How deep does this rabbit hole go?

Why didn't they just make Hawk the sheriff instead of this retarded Truman shit? Is Lynch racist?

>>83606731
>While a lot of people think Shelly's daughter is going to get murdered by Laura
WHAT?

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>>83606819
>>83606586

>>83606677
>it shows that she is a musician
Is she any good?

>>83606819
>tfw Lynch was already trying to tell us something with MD

>>83606819
That clock reads 8:55 you inbred fucking retard.

>>83606835
>INDIAN
What do you think?

>>83606782
He's most likely referring to the guy in the other thread that was complaining about how fast these threads move. I don't mind the threads, fast or not, since the revival is pretty shit. All you really have are these threads and the memes because the thread isn't keeping you entertained.

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>>83606819
Lucky Larry, Tower 7, insurance

I'm usually the first to defend Lynch's self indulgent editing, but the last episode had a bit too much fluff for my taste.
>Hawk and Andy in the conference room
Keeping us up to date on characters that are doing exactly what they were doing last time we checked on them
>"Dougie go peepee" joke part 2
We get it. He has to be lead around.

Those are really my only two specific complaints. It's possible once the full structure of the season presents Itself I'll have less of an issue with some of the diversions though.

>>83606877
>since the revival is pretty shit.
Get the fuck out of here.

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Oh, mister Jeffries, the HELLOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO it come out of my ass

>>83606835
>Is Lynch racist?
Of course. Black people were non-existent in S1, then suddenly when he took a step back from the series black people started showing up frequently.

>>83606616
Cooper had a life before Twin Peaks you know. He probably grew up wanted to be a cowboy or a sheriff.

>>83606837
she seems reminiscent of Laura Palmer
the type of style Bob likes

>>83606903

>seen less than a third of the season
>this doesn't make sense!

How do you even operate a computer you retarded fuck?

>>83606880
Or maybe it's "Lucky 7" because it's based in Vegas you idiot

>>83606903
>>"Dougie go peepee" joke part 2
The purpose of that scene is letting us ogle at yet another qt. It was worth it.

>>83606877
I see. I was just trying to point out that I hate these threads and I possibly triggered the autistic OP when I didn't really mean to. Thing is the problem is not exclusive to these generals but /tv/ as a whole. I guess you can't really do anything about it now, so bitching about it is useless.

>>83606903
>>"Dougie go peepee" joke part 2
>We get it. He has to be lead around.
You don't though. There was more to that scene than just that.

>>83606859

i think she has a nice voice. her music with lynch is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfwokQhw5s

What if it takes another murder by BOB/related spirits to wake Coop up? He'll probably get something relayed to him by MIKE when it happens.

>>83606608
They were never really a thing to begin with

Mairzy doats And dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey

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>>83606819
>>83606586
>>83606880
Are we getting Lynched?

>>83606616
The statue is literally of David Bowie

SARAH

LAURA

WHERE'S MY AXE

>>83606608
lmao fucking idiot, that guy is obviously a white lodge spirit from 2015 who traveled back in time to keep an eye on Cooper.
I'm sorry to say this but 2003 is definitely real and there is nothing you can do about it

Has Sherilyn Fenn always posted bible quotes on her twitter, or is this a recent thing?

>>83607070
it looks nothing like Bowie
http://imgur.com/a/oN0lx

>>83607051
A kiddely divey too
Wooden shoe?

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>>83607072
H U N G R Y B O Y E

>>83607070
I thought that from the first shot of it, but after showing it right after that mysterious Argentina scene, I'm 100 % positive about it.

>>83606677
Pentagon qt was the one talking to the black Ghostbuster.

>>83607063
Call for help.

>>83607070
no it's not you retard

>>83606608
2003fags?

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>>83607089
She had a breakdown a few years ago. Shaved her head bald, and I think she became religious since then.

>>83606616
No, he was drawn to it because it reminded him of his non retard version

>>83606998
OP here. I just thought the guy sounded really asspained by the existance of the general, so I wanted to show him I noticed him and will give him the attention he graves.

Also, the generals are probably never going to leave 4chan (or at least in the near future), why bitch and dramatically sigh about them? Just ignore them or make original threads.

>>83607070
>someone posts a halfassed comparison image in the last thread of bowie dressed as a cowboy once
>statue is of david bowie now

How retarded are you?

Is there any way that non-retards/normies can come together and create threads for Twin Peaks discussion that don't involve all these cancerous memes and posts?

I'd suggest everyone who wants to avoid this bullshit to filter /tpg/ and make new threads whenever new episodes come out, but I guess most of you are the retarded normies/redditors that I'm trying to avoid.

>>83607128
Disconcerting.

>>83607128
she miss that bbc Prince gave her decades ago

>>83606873
>70 year old man calling a Native American an Indian means he's literally worse than Hitler

H-Hey, can I have a light?

>>83607178
probably had something to do with the fact that in 2015, she filled for bankruptcy

>>83606573
You're just spoiling us now David.

DON'T STOP

>>83606984
Yea but, he said murdered BY Laura.

>>83607177
Id do it but it seems like too much of an effort for such a little gain. There are very few people posting in these generals as it is.

>>83606953
You can count the blacks in his filmography on one hand

>>83607217
How can a woman that hot not be on permanent easy mode? Is she crazy or something?

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Nadine has not changed

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>>83607130
>YWN never own a golden shit shovel

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Point.

Point.

>>83607268
I think she had a drug problem at some point

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>>83607216
No

>>83606987
119/10 bait.
>>83607009
>There was more to the scene
I agree. It established history with Dougie and QT, and showed us that DougieCoop hasn't REALLY improved much over the course of his day, but I still think framing it within a bathroom emergency was lazy. I look forward to anon claiming that my one specific criticism is indicative of a lifetime spent on reddit and objective proof of my intellectual bankruptcy.

>>83607020
>get something relayed to him by MIKE when it happens
The Giant will inform him of any murders

>>83607258
And why do you think that is? These threads are absolute cancer. If posters would actually put a little thought into their posts better discussion would be encouraged. The generals could still stay up for faggots like you who want the reddit experience.

>>83606975
>everything that resonates with tardcoop so far is a familiar character trait (coffee, agent, case files)
>cooper's fixation with the statue, which is clearly important because of how much focus it's getting, is something that vague and stupid

It might not be Harry, but it's definitely a connection the viewer knows of.

>>83607263
literally so what

>captcha asks for cars
>I pick the street signs because I've been programmed for picking fucking signs
>it's verified
captcha is retarded, Google's self-driving cars are going to kill everyone I'll have to get a ride from Jade

>>83607301
Without chemicals, he points.

>>83607202
I call them Indians as well unless speaking with Americans but in my native language we only have the term of Indian to call them

>>83607250
I meant LIKE Laura
accidentally said by
>>83607268
She probably had a shit agent. She wasn't in that many good things after Twin Peaks

>>83607310
of course

>>83607128
Damn, she still looked pretty good there. How long ago was this?

>>83607176
>bowie dressed as a cowboy
>He hasn't seen Merry Christmas Mister Lawrence
Do people on /tv/ actually watch films?

>>83607312
Wow and yet you can't stop yourself from coming back again and again

>>83607375
capeshit and game of thrones

>>83607128
I needed this photo desu

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>>83606975
Maybe he wanted to be a cobbler.

Move it along, champ.

>>83607268
Sherilyn was a major slut in hollywood circle that sucked many cocks for many a-star celebrities until she got old and everyone stopped caring about her. major junkie, probably why she lost so much money. Doesn't help the fact she was never popular apart from Twin Peaks. Now she "found god" and is trying to be a nice christian girl. That's very typical for women like that.

>>83607332
>>I pick the street signs because I've been programmed for picking fucking signs
That's really embarrassing when it happens.

>>83607130
this scene was so fucking stupid. but goddamn do i hate those acai bowl shits that normie sluts love and think are healthy af

>>83607308
>lazy
Maybe.
Maybe it's just so amusing to tell Kyle to make like he's a retard about to piss his pants that he wanted to do it a second time.

>>83607268

She decided to star in a film directed by Lynch's hack daughter.

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Who is moving the gate?

>>83606494
He is shooting at us...........

>>83607312
If you want "deep analysis" then fuck off to reddit, we're just shooting the shit and enjoying the ride here

>>83607481
Damn...

>>83607332
>literally so what
It's comfy as fuck

>>83607473
it's a bit windy

>>83607488
But reddit is just people whining about "muh coffee and pie" and attention whoring with tp tattoos and merch...

What if the real Judy is the friends we made along the way?

>>83607473
Wind, judging by the movement of the plant.

>>83607128
sounds like schizophrenia

So who do we think is pushing drugs into Twin Peaks? Richard? Balthazar Getty? (don't be stupid and say Bobby please)

>>83607481
Damn...

>>83607472
thank god for it them titties dat bush

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Adebisi and Beecher when?

>>83607177
there is no way you can make that happen here on /tv/, you know that right?

you should do what I've done. forget about trying to get meaningful discussion from this board and move the fuck on with your life. there are plenty of serious forums out there with great communities where you can discuss Twin Peaks without all the cancer.

>>83607473
American cars are so cool, what model is that?

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>>83607517
it's been infront of us for 25 years

>>83607529
Didn't you see Chad?

>>83607326
It's a motif that shows up a lot this season. Shoes are important.

Coop loses his shoes coming back to the real world, and then both figuratively and literally has to live in the shoes of another man. When bad Coop makes his other worldly phone call, a brief clip of a man repairing shoes can be seen. And there's probably more I missed.

I'm guessing the shoes are a metaphor for something. Maybe a metaphor that something is missing or fake. Like Coop is a fake Dougie Jones, or maybe Coop missing his own shoes is a metaphor for his missing personality?

That's my wild guess anyway.

>>83606573
BLEACH KINO

>>83607515

Check out the dugpa forums.

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MFW the new episode was kino as fuck

>>83607515
There's a lot of "whoah guys something weird I noticed please give me upboats" as well though

>>83607529
It's Chad, obviously

>>83607301
What a beautiful shot.

>>83607572
/tv/ is perfect for laid back discussion and general good time, no one is interested in Reddit autistic over analyzed scenes discussion

>>83607589
>>83607623
Who the fuck is Chad? The dude who was insulting the log lady?

>>83607575
Tesla Model S

>>83607646
Yeah, and the guy who takes money from Mathew MacCheapCopy in the bar

>>83607587
Shiiiiiit

Quick question for the die hards.

Every release of Twin Peaks I have seen has been in 4:3

All of the callback scenes in the new series are in widescreen, in episode 5 you see coop smash his head in the mirror in glorious full HD widescreen, etc

Why have I never seen such a release?

>>83607636
we get it, you're an attentionwhore, fuck off

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>>83607301
>>83607626

>>83606606
FBI shoes like Cowboy Neal used to talk about

>>83607591
new shoes

Is it possible Richard is the son of Audrey and Dopplecoop? He could've banged her and left town. Thematically it would parallel the scene when dopplecoop is threatening Darya in episode 2.

>>83607700
>episode 5 you see coop smash his head in the mirror in glorious full HD

what?

>>83607700
It's just cropped and the bluray remasters were really good

>>83607700
it was remastered and released somewhat recently

>>83607575
Think it's a modified Dodge Charger.

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>finally use an actual special effect
>can't even get the locals to stay out of the shot
Lynch has lost the plot.

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ACHTUNG!

First twitter now on normiebook

Kyle knows about the memes

>>83607434
Acai bowls are packed with sugars, otherwise it would taste "earthy" and very bitter.

>>83607749
>it's just cropped
this..

>>83607591
The first connotation that I can think of is "walking a mile through someone else's shoes"

Coop is walking through Dougie's shoes, both literally and metaphorically. EvilCoop walked through Coop's shoes. Maybe we'll see more of this later.

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It doesn't even look like it broke, he just fucking let go of the drumstick kek

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little thing from drawanon

>>83607572
Not the guy you're replying to but I do like the idea of filtering /tpg/. /tv/ is pretty much the only place I come to discuss movies and television. I think it could work if enough people did it.

>>83607734
As I said in the last thread, Audrey was in an explosion the previous day

>>83607734
Na it's Audrey and Jacoby

>>83607128
fuck, im sad now.

>>83607268
Aside from Twin Peaks she never really had much of a career. You can say the same for most of the cast really, the only one I ever saw in other shows/movies was Kyle, and he's not especially famous.

Where can I dl ep 5?

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>>83607771
AYUDAMEME

>>83607801
Don't be, she found Christ after all

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Disgusting lips.

>>83607789
Cute, I like it!

>>83607700
Wasn't the 16:9 footage of Cooper's head smash just from FWWM/Missing Pieces?

>>83607734
I did think of that and it has been thrown around these generals (jokingly or not). Not 100% convinced of it ofc, could be Jerry's kid or Audrey having a fling with some ranomd guy and giving the kid her last name. Or some completely new Horne.

>>83607792
The same people posting here are going to be the same people posting an any Twin Peaks thread you retard

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>>83607705
>B. Briggs
>Not R.
???

>>83607789
nice
im totally gonna steal that and post it at a later date and pretend like i had drawn it

>>83607612
I know people miss original Coop, but I fucking love autismo Coop.

He's so innocent and pure. He's like a baby who is seeing the world for the first time.

Also, my favourite running joke this entire season is everyone barely noticing just how autistic and helpless he is.

>>83607751

I have completely missed this then.

I watched them all recently too in a prep for the new series and wish I could have seen the remastered

Any theory about the cow on the moon yet?

>>83607811
Lara Flynn had the best career ironically

when jade and dougie are in front of silver mustang, jade says "you can go out now"

we also see laura in the black lodge, superimposed, saying "you can go out now" in reverse

??

>>83607409
>Take some guy's coffee and drink it right in front of him
>completely ignore some mexican security guard acting like a cop

Coop is the true alpha

>>83607839
this bitch can't act

>>83607843
it's ep29, in the FWWM footage we cut to him pretending to pass out on the floor

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*teleports behind you

>>83607839
I love the lighting in this shot, the lighting blends in with her irises and obfuscates her pupils, makes it seem like she doesn't have any. Cool as fuck.

>>83607819
The internet.

>That Autist Who Can't Stand /tpg/ but Still Posts in it Subedition

We officially reddit now?

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>this fucking spam
WHERE ARE THE COPS WHEN WE NEED THEM ?

I want to know /tpg/

do we live inside a dream?

>>83607843

Could be, the coop with white eyes, laughing with Bob wasn't in the original series.

Did they reshoot the 'How's Annie?' for one of these?

>>83607870
It probably meant that Cooper is now back in real world and replaced dougie

>>83607529
Hmm uhh it's probably Chad

>>83607891
The gemstone in the owl ring is a Jade stone.
Jade is the key to all of this

>>83607839
well she is a white woman what do you expect

>>83607864
While it's kind of funny, I think it's being played in a very critical and sad way too. Like, how the fuck can people just gloss over the fact that Dougie is CLEARLY not responsive and barely functioning? It's clearly a message about modern society and how little we give a fuck about finding out the problems of the people who surround us.

>>83607939
/tv/ is a town without a sheriff, haven't you seen the pedo threads?

>>83607964
This, Jade is all we need. Black women are all any White man needs.

>>83607839

She gon get Killer BOB'ed

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>>83607939
i know fucking autist

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>mfw "He's lying"

>>83607947
This, it's fairly blatant, not all Lynch dialogue is on 7 layers of irony

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Nice to see David Lynch still using the old Sony PD-150 (camera used for Inland Empire).

>>83607857
Best I can guess is a slip-up in the costume department.

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>>83608003

>>83608013
>directly from reddit

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>>83607992

Nigger love is a powerful thing, anon.

>>83607770
are you fucking retarded

>>83607942
Yes it was.

>>83607700
Either they cropped the 4:3 footage or they were able to use the original 16:9 negatives for that scene from when they shot the series. Twin Peaks was shot on 16:9 film stock and cropped for television, but it was never shown in 16:9 later because everything was framed just for 4:3 so you'd see a bunch of shit you shouldn't. The X-Files made a conscious effort to keep shit out of the whole frame even though the TV broadcasts wouldn't even see it, and now that's all in 16:9.

>>83608013
He used an iPhone 4 for Inland

Who the fuck was that Deano in the club at the end? Why did everyone just let him rape that girl who asked for a light?

>>83608013
Upvoted :)

>>83607857
>>83608031
It's a small town, so it works that he's Bobby to everyone

"Something is missing."

Agent Cooper isn't feeling himself as of late.

Some including Kyle Maclachlan himself have referred to him as a "newborn baby." Of course he also said that he initially had a hard time becoming Cooper again (DING DING DING I don't think he was talking about himself the actor, http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/twin-peaks-kyle-maclachlan-admits-it-was-tough-getting-back-into-agent-coopers-skin-6644339/).
Let's say it a different way, when someone becomes someone else or fills in for someone else--typically the phrase follows along the lines of filling one's SHOES.

Shoes have always been a thing on Twin Peaks. From MIKE's human body--Phillip Gerard's--occupation as a shoe salesman, to Leo...cough cough...NEW SHOES...
What did Coop lose when going through the wall socket?
What part of the cowboy statue did we find Coop staring at for the entirety of the closing credits of episode 5?
SHOES

I thought this may be something ever since they first came off in ep 3, at the time I thought Hawk would find them in a casino (something to do with his heritage I guess, plus the place was called the Horseshoe Casino I believe), however I think with the mailing of the Great Northern key the show might be headed down another route.

"When you get there, you'll already be there."--American Girl, ep 3
I think that means two things at once: 1. Doppelcooper aka Mr. C aka DB Mullet aka Black-eyed Dale will be in Twin Peaks by the time Coop arrives. What that means for the town is unknown.

By the time Coop comes to his senses, he will be exactly where he wishes to be--drinking a cup of piping hot coffee in the beautiful town of Twin Peaks.
I think inside room (317?) of the Great Northern is either the exact pair of shoes that he left behind in the power pylon underneath the underworld of non-existence or a second pair.

>>83608062
A Horne.

>>83608038
>Ms Carter! Ms Carter! Andrew had his eyes open during the prayer!!!
>"Ok, and you know this how?"
It's like I'm back in kindergarten.

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This might be the most insufferable person I've met online. How can people like this really exist? Do they really not get that comedy is subjective?

>>83608003
The way he said it reminded me of when he told Leo he was lying in the original series.

>>83608060
i don't think he used a phone from the future to shoot it desu

>>83608062
>rape
10/10 b8

>>83608076
I love how we're introduced to this fuckboy as an absolute piece of trash and failure of a human being.

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>>83607839
>those keyframes

>>83608085
Interesting idea, but the casino was the Silver Mustang

>>83608089
>not spying on reddit so you can identify the trash they post here

>>83608036
Every time Coop drinks coffee he seems to get a little "better"

Episode 4 he said "Hiiiii!", which was the first time he said something that wasn't directly repeated. Then just after his coffee this past episode he called out the other dudes bullshit (with the help of that light on the guys face)

>>83607771
Ask him about Judy for me please

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YOU FUCKING BITCH

>darn tight mug o' joe
kek

>>83608145
>implying you've ever fucked someone as hot as Amanda

What does that make you?

Anybody here wants good Coop back? Dougie has been great but it's time for the best character of the show to reappear, I hope we don't get him back right in the finale.

>>83608103

>blacking out the name

top kek

>>83608175

Was she supposed to be kind of liking it or is she actually just that bad of an actress?

>>83608103
>that profile photo

>>83608103
He can fuck right off because the Green Tea Latte scene was the most I have laughed at television or film this year.

Help. I've been writing down what I dream about now.

>>83608183
The fuck's your problem, moron?

>>83608164
Can you go an extended reconnaissance mission for us?

>>83608200
She was supposed to be so afraid of him that she knew she couldn't scream for help, so she tried her best to endure it.

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my favorite part from the new ep

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>>83608103
did you get that from blacktowhite? It's a interracial cuckold forum that uses the same board design. I browse it from time to time. I didn't know they had Twin Peaks general though

Are bots attacking the thread?

>>83608198
Of course I'd love to get the original Coop back, but Dougie has a certain charm to him and I really can't wait to see where his journey leads him.

>>83608200
i got that vibe too when i watched. like she would have totally fucked him if they werent in public

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I just wanted to say that Kyle Maclachlan is doing an amazing job so far and all his performances are 10/10.

>>83608244
no
it's from a music mastering site

>>83608103
lmao how the fuck has this dude not found ANY scene in the revival that was funny?
>Jacoby's shovel shilling
>HELOOOOoooooOOOO
These two have been the funniest scenes so far and I'm only pointing out the major ones. There have been several smaller scenes that are completely absurd and make me grin.

>>83608242

Then she should have looked afraid or something, probably.

>>83608263
obviously

>>83608060
It's such a sadness that you think you filmed a film on your fucking telephone. Get real.

Anyone else annoyed that every police and intelligence agency in the show has their logo as their computer wallpaper, but its just the right size where the top and bottom of the logo gets cut off?

>>83608239
liked and upvoted, but you're risking your post being deleted for rudeness

>>83608243
Tamara is so fucking hot, god damn. I also love how the camera isn't shy to show off the goods.
God bless lynch and his love for women

>>83608280
And yet I didn't laugh, I did laugh at the car explosion though

>>83606573
Nigress Kino.

Queeeeennnn

>>83608276
He really is the saving grace of this shitshow.

>>83608244
>>83608279
That must be embarassing

>>83608076
>>83608145
Literally me.

>>83608280
He's a normie, they're humor is shit

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>>83606650
Wew. That is spot on. I'm actually impressed.

>>83608279
sad
>>83608328
why? nothing wrong with being a cuckold. fetish like any other.

>>83608198
fuck off meme lord

>>83607296
What does "plus S & H" mean? Shipping and Handling?

>>83608304
Ah come on, it's so that the viewer can keep up on what's going on. It's certainly a better way of doing it than having some giant FBI statuette on the table or some shit.

If anything, I was pleasantly surprised that the FBI (tamara) were using much more advanced and updated looking software than a local PD was for doing the same thing, fingerprint analysis. It's nice that they didn't just reuse the same looking thing.

>>83606608
>>83608333
>samefag
get over it m8

>>83608243
I can't tell if they put a really distracting blue filter over this scene to make it look like night or if sunset actually looks like that in the desert.

>>83607864
haha just like my life

call for help

>>83608369
Yes dude did you start speaking English last month?

>>83608369
Yup

>>83608369
You wanna handle my shovel?

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this was such a great scene

>>83608369
It's a Silent Hill crossover

>>83608369

It means Shelly and HellooooooOOOOOooooooo

>>83608383
Take a guess.

>>83608369
Yep, the joke is that the commercial is like an old infomercial where things were displayed like that and "sorry no c.o.d"

>>83608409
>when the garmonbozia hits

>>83608383
Well, at the very end of the episode they mention a "blue rose", so that could be it. I'm positive there's a reason for it.

Sunny Jim Blinks Backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_FwHKHXu8A&feature=youtu.be

>>83608383

Doesn't get any bluer.

>>83608436
>c.o.d
Cash on delivery, before somebody asks.

>>83607473
Honest question here. Do American suburbs really look like that (looks like a ghetto)? And why do they use the same name for the production company for such an awful place?

>>83608451
spoopy

>>83608409
That was also some surprisingly good CG, it wasn't until after the morph that I realized what was going on there.

>>83608462

Nah my bro, I think you mean Call of Duty. Wanna come over to my place and play some matches, my man?

>>83608460
Do you think they ever kissed?

>>83607591
> missing

So something about Hawks business aswell? Is Hawk trying to retrieve Coopers shoes?

>>83608502
No C.O.D.

>>83608518

No, it's about the bunny.

>>83608409
Is the reflection being a merge of BOB and Coop a sign that the doppelganger has become its own thing and not just an extension of BOB like it was back when it was straight out of the Lodge?

>>83608467
How does that look like a ghetto to you? Is it because there's no grass growing on their lawns?

>>83608451
Yeah, makes me think that the theory about Dougie's whole family being fake holds a lot more water now.

Also explains how a nobody like Doug could bag a fox like Naomi Watts

>>83608526

Haha yeah bro, just got my airstrike.

>>83608529
It means it's the doppel possessed by Bob

>>83608529
I think the implication was that the doppleganger is his own entity, but BOB was inhabiting him, because they're kindred spirits.

>>83608467
>looks like a ghetto
You have no clue

>>83608467
You know what American suburbs look like you cheeky cunt. This one is in the desert, that's why it looks drab

>>83607770
People going out to check after an explosion seems reasonable.

>>83607796
She surfifed dumbass. Jack saved her.

>>83608103
>That photo
Jesus

>>83608383
There's a filter in Final Cut called Day to Night or something that looks exactly like that

>>83608467
it's a low income neighborhood that's still being developed in the middle of the desert

what else would it look like

>>83608467
New ones definitely look like that. I think you're being a bit too harsh but I get what your point is; it looks like a pre-planned/government house block.

While watching the fantastically strange sequence with "Dr. Amp"/Dr. Jacoby in last night's episode, I couldn't help but think of another film: Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

In this film, Jodorowsky (who also wrote and directed the film) plays an alchemist who offers not to turn coal into gold, but instead offers to turn shit to gold. "You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold." The intent is no doubt a metaphor for a spiritual transformation—learning to overcome one's vices to find enlightenment—but the process also plays out literally on the screen as we see a man's feces being turned alchemically into a lump of gold.

The way shit and gold were contrasted in "Dr. Amp's" broadcast reminded me of Jodorowsky's contrast between shit and gold (through the alchemical motif) in The Holy Mountain. I think a few other parallels could be drawn as well: Jodorowsky is known for placing himself on the screen and for having grand ideas about what his films might accomplish (the documentary Jodorowsky's Dune shows how Jodorowsky thought his version of the film might bring about a spiritual renaissance in our culture, for example), which seems to be what Dr. Amp is up to as well. If nothing else, their characters are similar: The alchemist leads a small group on a spiritual journey toward enlightenment, and Dr. Amp's cult-like TV following seems to be similarly devoted.

It's also worth noting that Lynch and Jodorowsky both had Dune film adaptations in the works, though Jodorowsky's was never completed. Lynch is no doubt aware of Jodorowsky, though whether this is an Easter egg reference to Jodorowsky or not is completely up in the air. If it is an intentional reference, I wonder if it's a disrespectful one since Dr. Amp's efforts to sell his golden shovels seem pretty crass and hypocritical.

>>83608584
Yeah, she would have been in hospital. Meanwhile Dale left the same day he was possessed

I fapped a few hours ago
Should I fap again straight before bed or just listen to the Twin Peaks theme and sleep right away?

>>83608616
>new ones

Movies from the 70s look the same

NEW

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>>83608647

>>83608647

>>83608641

try suicide

>>83608632
It was an Alex Jones joke

>>83608198
>these blind fanboys
Old Coop will be back at the last scene of the very last episode and you'll like it.

>doesn't realize this is all bait to force Showtime to have another season

>>83608632
Nice catch!

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>>83608641

>>83608641

Fap to Angelo's beautiful theme and then sleep.

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Montana did nothing wrong

Cooper's face morphing into Bobs I think confirms Frank Silva hasn't been recast like some people thought.

>>83608632
*upvotes*

anybody got a link to the smoking babies scene?

>>83608695
OH ANGELO

>>83606819
Call for help, 911, 119 backwards, kid blinking backwards, yrev, mirrors, doppelgängers, bizarro world etc.

>>83608877
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

>>83607070
I totally agree. Think of most statues, they don't look anything like David Bowie. This one, is not dissimilar, in fact, it fairly resembles him. The chances of it being coincidental are low, at least a red herring, and especially after it showed it after that box in Argentina transformed.

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>tfw when Lynch could have hired Vincent Castellanos to play BOB in the new episodes

>>83608939
If it was anyone but a crew member elevated to the cast it wouldn't feel the same

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>>83608939
Nobody could replace Frank

>>83609705
CGI can, ever see Rogue One? The level it's reached is almost 1:1

>>83609258
>crew member elevated to the cast
Why did Lynch's filming crew have the creepiest motherfucker in the world?

>>83608285
You never know how you react to stuff like that. But blanking out when experiencing something horrible isn't that uncommon I think.

I hope those kind of scenes lead somewhere, just random sexual violence-stuff doesn't feel Lynch/Twin Peaks to me.

>>83609705
>>83609805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGiqck8X3EA

>>83609805
He's actually really charming in interviews. It was a shock to me, but the guy is the polar opposite of what you think he would be.

>>83609805
>Why did Lynch's filming crew have the creepiest motherfucker in the world?
Is this a rhetorical question?

>>83609886
I have two personalities...

>>83609864
>just random sexual violence-stuff doesn't feel Lynch/Twin Peaks to me.
Go watch Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, FWWM and so on then come back

>>83609864
>random sexual violence-stuff doesn't feel Lynch/Twin Peaks to me

Maybe you should watch Twin Peaks and all of Lynch's other films.

>>83609864
>just random sexual violence-stuff doesn't feel Lynch/Twin Peaks to me.
Why do normies so desperately pretend to like Lynch?

>>83609932
>>83610019
> random
It's really not random elsewhere, but very relevant to the movie/series. But whatever, criticising a scene in an "SJW-way" was stupid, nevermind.

>>83610116
It's establishing this character. Not random

>>83610161
We don't really know that yet though, but it seems probably yes.