10 CLOVERFIELD LANE HYPE THREAD #6

>>64918226
Facts to back up Clover's appearance:
>The film is being released in IMAX
>J.J. Says it is a blood relative of Cloverfield
>There is a fucking monster in the trailer

>starting another thread before the bump limit

>>64918293
We hear what might be a monster at the tail end (hah) of the trailer.

>>64918295
Shills gotta eat too edition.

>>64918293
Movies showing in IMAX theaters don't need to be filmed on IMAX.

>>64918303
is this a metaphor

>>64918303
i would hit that.

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Before the retards get here:

The film was always intended to be a sequel to Cloverfield. They've been working on developing the idea for a while.

>“The idea came up a long time ago during production. We wanted to make it a blood relative of Cloverfield. The idea was developed over time. We wanted to hold back the title for as long as possible.”

The reason the movie was filmed under so many different names is because they wanted to keep the fact that it was a Cloverfield sequel a secret. This shouldn't come as a surprise, as they did the same shit with the first one.

>The film was initially titled Cloverfield; however, this changed throughout production before it was finalized as the original title. Matt Reeves explained that the title was changed frequently due to the hype caused by the teaser trailer. "That excitement spread to such a degree that we suddenly couldn't use the name anymore. So we started using all these names like Slusho and Cheese.[12] And people always found out what we were doing!" The director said that "Cloverfield" was the government's case designation for the events caused by the monster, comparing the titling to that of the Manhattan Project. "And it's not a project per se. It's the way that this case has been designated. That's why that is on the trailer, and it becomes clearer in the film. It's how they refer to this phenomenon [or] this case", said the director.[13] The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.[12][14] In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field.

>One final title, Greyshot, was proposed before the movie was officially titled Cloverfield. The name Greyshot is taken from the archway that the two survivors take shelter under at the end of the movie. Director Reeves said that it was decided not to change the title to Greyshot because the film was already so well known as Cloverfield.[15]

>>64918295
>he thinks people just make one post and then leave a thread
hate to break it to you friendo, but when people are discussing something and not just shitposting they tend to post more than once

>>64918226
>Goodman
>MEW
>bunker life
>based music

I can get behind this. I wasn't too keen on the last flick desu

Wonder if the film will take place mostly in the bunker, or whether they just showed a large portion of the bunker to mislead in the trailer? It certainly looked like a lot of shit went down in the bunker, what with the fire starting and her crawling through the vents.

>>64918416
But the fact that it will be shown at IMAX theaters suggests a spectacle of some kind.

>>64918303
what did he mean by this?

>>64918458
>flick
It was kino of the highest caliber.

>>64918543
>Wonder if the film will take place mostly in the bunker, or whether they just showed a large portion of the bunker to mislead in the trailer?

Maybe, maybe not. We probably won't find out until march.

I would guess that the first two acts will take place in the Bunker, with the her escaping/exploring the outside world being the climax of the film.

Looks like reddit garbage

There's always a bigger thread.

>>64918226
Who's the guy with the broken arm?

>>64915424
>>64915522
>>64915686
>>64915754

Anyone know where the movie is set, yet?

Why is there so much Eiffel Tower shit.
Three of them is a bit excessive.

>Voltron sequel
Fuck yeah, I've been waiting for this.

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My dad works at Bad Robot, he got to see the movie early and drew this picture of the monster.

>>64918765
Goodman confirmed ISIS

Cloverfield/Legendary Godzilla crossover when?

It's gonna be great.

>>64918857
Ah, back when the leading theory was "mutated whale." I loved all that early speculation.

>>64918857
>I SAW IT IT'S A LION IT'S HUUUUGE

Yeah, but could you guys even imagine if you were watching the film and a 200 ft lion roared into the camera shot?

>>64919125
nah

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>>64918226
>"We wanted to make it a blood relative of Cloverfield. The idea was developed over time. We wanted to hold back the title for as long as possible." - JJ Abrams

All of the
>it's just "cloverfield" shoehorned into a movie that had nothing to do with Cloverfield
haters.

Just got BTFO.
It's been a fucking Cloverfield sequel since the jump. You fucking turds.

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Remember when everyone thought Super 8 was gonna be a prequel?

This shit was cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U0hgGJRxCM

>>64919125
yeah, but imagine having MEW barefoot the whole movie.

remember when you saw the first trailer and hud was saying "ITS A LION ITS HUGE"

did anybody else think that it was possibly a voltron movie or just me?

>>64919245
He's clearly saying "it's alive"

>>64919245
I thought it was gonna be a Cthulhu movie.

>>64918226
>Getting hype for unofficial Alien remake from J.J.
Really?

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What are these objects outside the window here?

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>>64918295
1 post and go.
because that's how this works right?

get cucked faggot

>>64919290
How does this compare to Alien in any remote way?

>>64918295
HOLY SHIT?
People make more than 1 post when discussing a film.
OH WOW

>It wasn't a Lost Spinoff
>It wasn't a Lion, but it was huge
>He wasn't Jason the Power Ranger
>It wasn't Lovecraft
>It wasn't Godzirra
>It wasn't the Mutated Humpback Whale

Which one did you secretly hope for?

>>64919297
Look like barrels to me.

>>64919297
Houselights, maybe?

>>64919309
>replying to shitposters
cmon son

>>64919297
jj mooning the camera with some guy

looks stupid

>>64919297
>>64919340

the rest of Teresa Halbach's remains.

>>64919309
>Claustrophobic,
>No escape,
>Monster about that we can do little about,
>Obvious crawling around in tubes, looking for monster sequences,
>getting separated and taken out
I mean to be honest, it just looks like a run of the mill paint by the numbers locked-in-with-mosters-about movie, butit has a certain Alien feel to it, what with the whole future bunker vibe.

>>64919297
you and your thread fuck off you damned little sperg

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>>64918226
>movie about a few people in a bunker likely after the end of the world
>CHILDREN BEHAAAAAAAAAAVE starts playing

>>64919297
Looks like both halves of Hud.

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>>64919389

>>64919297
you guys are actually doing this

>>64919444
kek m8 pls

>>64919401
I was gonna point out exactly the whole generic locked-in-with-monsters thing until you brought it up at the end of your post, there. I don't find it much Alien-y.

The only thing I could even imagine would be a parasite from Clover (if the speculation about it being in the barrel is true), but even then I doubt it.

>>64919438
>stuck in a pagoda with abe vigoda

>>64918226
anybody else think Clover's ears look kinda cute

>>64918226
>6th thread
>no stick

m-mods

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>>64919438
>MEW accuses John Goodman of being a monster.
>It ain't me starts playing

>>64919493
To be fair, me specifically calling it Alien, was just a jab at him doing Star Trek, then Star Wars, and now this.
The point I'm just trying to make is that none of what we see here promise anything we haven't seen done a hundred times before. Getting Hype at this, is like getting hype at going to the Circus. There has to be a point where it entertains you, but you're not amazed at the fact that there are acrobats.

ARG WHEN?

>>64919538
moron

>>64918680
90 minutes bunker
2 minutes outside world
10 seconds monster
the end

>>64919327
the whale, all of the slusho shit was pointing towards that

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>>64919538
>mods on /tv/
>competent at anything ever that isn't deleting threads with pictures of women in the OP that aren't Ghostbusters and Amy Schumer hate threads
Pick one

>>64919564
I think the hype from all of this is the opportunity to solve an ARG, since JJ enjoys doing them with his movies and shows. Of course, I don't think we're really getting much and the movie is two months away anyway.

Here is how it's gonna play out. They will spend some time and start to freak out like every fucking bunker movie ever. But it will be very short and then it will be defend the bunker kinda movie after MEW screws up. They will keep repairing shit and going out to do shit and come back while monsters try to kill them.

>>64918226
I'm very hyped for this movie too but it doesn't need a general with back links to the previous iteration of the thread.

>>64919679
Yeah this. There hasn't been no new discussion for like 3 threads now tbqg

>>64919657
I mean, the trailer's been out for half a day at this point, I guess, but you people sure are fast on the speculation train. I love it.

>>64918226
>found footage movie
>sequel isn't found footage

why and when will this die

>>64919657
Nice spergbro, thanks.

>>64918226
>Hype for Cloverfield sequel

Fucking millenials piece of shit.

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Anyone know it?

>>64919657
Fucking awesome, man. Good on you, or whoever made that.

>>64919725
Would you cut it out with that? It's not relevant at all.

>>64919725
co2

>>64919705
this

I guess they wanted known actors instead of borderline nobodies

>>64919725
co2, but that is unrelated.

>>64919584

something along those lines is apparently what the original "The Cellar" script was like before JJ read it and said "hey we can make a Cloverfield 2 really fuckin' cheap".

as in the outside world is only on the last page of the script, where radiation or chemicals make a pig explode or something insane like that.

>>64919705
What other movies have done this

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>This movie doesn't have the creative ARG like the first one
I'm still going to see it since MEW is muh waifu

>>64919741
>It's not relevant at all.
It literally is. It's a movie that doesn't exist, most likely made for the purpose of viral marketing 10 Cloverfield Lane.

>>64919657
>when autism is useful: the image

>Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Holy shit, she's still relevant?

>>64919725
co2

It isn't related to this movie. It was found that the site has been around in that exact state since 2011 so it has nothing to do with Cloverfield.

Although what's weird is that you can find almost no information about that movie at all, like even the production company seems fake.

>>64919815
Stop posting this in every thread you unrelenting retard

>>64919741
I did this just for the thread. Thanks, anon.

>>64919657
I'm going to save this for comparison after the movie comes out.

>>64919860
Of course. After all, it's all speculation. We don't really know anything for sure.

>>64919705
Why is this a bad thing? Does it ruin your immersion or something?

>>64919783
I'm 80% sure the Blair Witch Project sequel was shot like a standard film. Or at least was a mix of regular and found footage.

>>64918772
Underrated

>>64919795
>Doesn't have the creative ARG like the first one

It took a while for most of the stuff for 1-18-08 to be found, but once one of the main things got found with Slusho, all the other pieces started falling together, since you could connect it to Tagruato, which then connected to T.I.D.O, which connected to JamieAndTeddy, which then connected to MissingTeddy.

This trailer has been out for less than a day and the film has been kept a secret for over a year, who knows what's out there in terms of viral marketing.

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Just before she covers her mouth it looks like she's seeing a monstrous mouth with fangs.

so we have less than two months before this comes out

is there enough time for a based ARG?

>>64919942
Yeah, it might just be me but it looks like something moving directly in front of the glass, looking in, even. Anyone else seeing it?

>>64919657
Dude, fuckin' nice. Much appreciated.

>>64919942
No it isn't. The top and bottom are a dried field, whilst the middle is shadow.

The logic of Clover being literally right outside that door makes no sense, since Clover could easily crush where she was standing by just walking around or hitting it with its tail. Added onto the fact that the main characters would definitely feel Clover walking above them, stopping them from trying to escape.

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>>64919657
http://imgur.com/a/poOmz

This person did a better prediction.

>>64920043
Plus I doubt Clover even gives a shit about a bunker if the military hasn't been completely destroyed or displaced yet.

>>64919958
ARG takes as long as it takes the companies to release more info/update sites.

I imagine most stuff is already out there since the universe is already established, I imagine the marketing will be rather different since the 1-18-08 style was kinda like it was updating in real time until that date.

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>>64919828

I also thought it was interesting that the interview with the director had a 2009 copyright on it, since Cloverfield was set in 2009.

>>64920043

>Clover could easily crush where she was standing by just walking around or hitting it with its tail

maybe some of the parasites that made Lizzy Caplan explode in the first one?

>>64919942
I think it's something massive in the distance. Which explains why they don't die right away.
Or it's hordes of something

>>64918295
The shilling on last night's first post was just sad. All these fucking bots rewording one post.

"OMG U GUISE I AM SO EXCITE AND HYPE TO SEE THIS MOVIE I LUFF THE VIRAL CAMPAIGN SO MUCH U GUISE HYPE EXCITE HYPE EXCITE CLOVERFIELD EXCITE HYPE"

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>>64919942
>>64920131

>>64920146
my man can't you just filter the threads/posts

she clearly sees a fuck ton of the things >>64920129
talked about
the parasites


if thats the case I'm gonna be JUST while watching it

>>64920176
How big were they in the original movie, I forget. Could one fit into a barrel?

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>>64920146
>talking about a movie is shilling

>>64920043
Could have caught glimpse of it in the distance. Clover's a big guy, he could be seen from quite a while away.

>>64920208
Pretty big if I remember right. Somewhere between a large dog and a mountain lion? Hard to judge with all the thin limbs.

>>64920208
I think they are like half the height of an average person. Easily would fit in a barrel of that size, I think.

>>64920146
>I'm 18 so I can't remember how great the viral marketing campaign for Cloverfield was, ergo I'm unable to understand why people are so excited
>also my main board is /v/ so I will scream my favorite buzzword, SHILL, at everyone

I still haven't even watched Cloverfield. Is it a decent flick worth watching?

>>64920208
>>64920270
Watching over the subway scene, they were about the size of that girl's head & torso. One could easily fit into a barrel like that.

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>You will never be on /tv/ when everyone was talking about LOST and the cloverfield trailer came out again

>>64920316
no

>>64920316
Only if you go in with no expectations and watch it on a big screen tbqh

>>64920316

it's kino

>>64920316
It's pretty entertaining

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Probable movie spoilers.
Most likely plotline.

1/8

>>64920250
Going by this clip, they're about the size of average woman, so pretty big.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzjSsXw9PU

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>>64920286

>cloverfield was almost a decade ago

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2/8

>>64920352
Fucking kill me

>>64920316
It really depends. If you like giant monsters and don't mind a shaky cam done decently you'll probably like it. Just don't expect to see the monster constantly. I think a lot of people's love for it comes from a severe drought of giant monster movies at the time and the fun of trying to make sense of its marketing prior to release.

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3/8

itt: blatant internet marketing

>>64918293
He said super 8 was going to tie into Cloverfield, but it never did. He's a lying jew.

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>>64920403
>complete darkness
>the sound of giant insects
so everyone like this movie right?

This is the most hype for a sequel I have ever been

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4/8

>>64920091
>me

>>64920515
first day on 4chan?

>>64920352
Was there a lot less LE REDDIT HURR SHILLS shitposting back then

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This movie will have less screentime for monsters than Godzilla in the US film

>>64920391
>>64920435
>>64920481
>>64920525
Looks like speculation, so i doubt actual confirmed spoilers.

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5/8

>>64920551

Yeah, no. Try since right after Cloverfield came out.
Go back to /v/ with your Force Awakens cuck friends

>>64920555
And better characters and actors. It's a good trade I think.

>>64920511
He never said that. I think he did said it had nothing to do with Clover before it came out tho.

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6/8

>>64920511
He did the exact opposite. Everyone jumped on the Super 8 trailer thinking it was linked to Cloverfield (and why wouldn't you?) and he had to keep explaining that it wasn't.

Speaking of Super 8, remember when they had that weird interactive trailer that came with Portal 2?

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>>64920208

in the scene before Lizzy Caplan exploded, there was one in a glass or plastic case that went by on a stretcher.

pic related, although it doesn't really help for size comparison.

How could this go under everyone's noses for so long?

>>64920403
Fuuuuck I forgot how much I love this scene

>>64920091
When I said I thought the vent scene was the earliest scene in the movie I meant the earliest with Goodman that appears in the trailer. However, the theory of MEW being chained at the beginning makes sense to me.

>>64920490
ITT: Fagotron no fun police

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7/8

>>64920643
By being shit in one room after all the hype died

>>64920554
reddit wasn't even a thing back then.

this was like 2007

>>64920643
Fake titles and killing anyone who tried to leak it. I'm impressed they managed to keep it under wraps.

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8/8

>>64918701
Great post, I think you changed everyone's minds. The hype is dead. Good job.

you guys hate jj abrams

now look at you all over his johnson

>>64919705
Tfw the barrel has a parasite inside it and when they take the parasite out it breaks open to show its eaten the camera, and they end up watching it and thats why they stay in the bunker

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I feel emotionally attached to this movie

>>64920672
>filming it

shes clearly trying to get cellphone reception and advertise Apple products
what a fucking retard

>>64918765
Might be a character thing. Like Goodman had a dead wife who loved Paris so she decorated the bunker with that stuff.

FEET
E
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So does this take place in Manhattan or somewhere else?

>>64920774
This looks shopped.

>>64920755
>you guys
Helllllllloooooooo reddit!

>>64920809
You will never get women up by mew smooshing your morning wood

>>64920810
I mean, the poster could be a complete misdirection, but it looks a lot more rural in location.

I'd prefer it not be in New York/Manhattan, if only to see what more of the world is like after the attack.

>>64918226
looks kinda goodman

Who cares about this?
Cloverfield was shit.
Both the movie and the monster were disappointing.
My favourite part of the movie were the end credits (not memeing, the music was really good, thanks Giacchino).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhIX4qr9JI

>>64920774
>steps on tie
>breaks neck

>>64920810
Clover survived and its out in the more rural parts of new york or into another state

>>64920899
Because of the viral marketing, if you weren't 14, you would know this.

>>64920884
Well the first movie ended with Manhattan wrecked and the creature dead. It was a terrible natural disaster, but was contained to a relatively small area.

so the people in the first movie died when they dropped the bomb on NY, right?

>>64920899
Sorry mate, but some of us can't help but love it. It's not as though I can't understand how you feel though. I'd imagine the way you feel about it is the same way I feel about Super 8.

but what the fuck does this have to do with aliens

>>64918293
>blood relative of Cloverfield

Cloverfield was a kid. Mom Cloverfield is gonna be pissed.

Why are there so many threads for this?
I don't think any movie trailer in the past has had this big an impact on /tv/ traffic

>>64920945
>and the creature dead
Nope. Have you people even watched the movie holy fuck

>>64920955
they nuked NY, so yeah definitely dead

>>64920945
I thought the end of the first one confirmed that the monster wasn't dead? I haven't seen it for a while, but I thought you could hear someone say something about it still being alive or still moving?

And was there ever any truth to those old rumors that Clover was just a baby? Will we get an even bigger one?

>>64920945
>Well the first movie ended with Manhattan wrecked and the creature dead
I thought the first movie ended with the two people hiding under a bridge as NYC was bombed into oblivion? We didn't actually see the monster die, IIRC.

>>64920980
Cloverfield 2 is like the Half-Life 3 of /tv/

>>64920945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcriLoiOAow

>>64920980
what the hell are you talking about
the star wars trailer and the BvS trailer blew up /tv/

>>64920980
because the viral marketing and mystery surrounding the movie was awesome

>>64920980
Cloverfield has always had a cult following and when a movie like that gets news, that fanbase tends to get pretty damn hype. Especially since this just came out of nowhere.

>>64920955
I dunno about that. After (or mid, don't remember) the credits we hear Rob saying "It's still alive", so at least he survived.

>>64920934
>viral marketing
I haven't seen shit. This is the first time I actually hear of the sequel. How dumb do you have to be to fall for marketing, anyways?

>>64920957
I haven't even seen Super 8. I lost faith in Abrams after Cloverfield. L O S T and Alias were good, he should have stuck with tv shows.

>>64920810

>The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.

it'd be kind of funny if it were set in Santa Monica at the IRL location that the movies are named after, but it's Cloverfield Boulevard, not Lane.

poetic license for a better title maybe?

>>64920899
>who cares about this
>in thread #6 for the movie with over a hundred posts
Kill yourself familia

>>64921038
He's talking about the viral marketing for the original.

And Super 8 was, well, not what I wanted it to be. It started as the Goonies, turned into Cloverfield and then quickly transformed into E.T.

>>64920981
>>64920990
>>64920995
>>64921019
I stand corrected. They dropped a fucking MOAB on the thing, so I assumed that did it in.

Post your essential /undergroundbunkercore/ tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSM02_1k34

>>64918303
i hope hes wearing a fat suit. john lost a lot of weight a few years back. hate to see it all come back.

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>>64921002
>j.j.abrams is also working on the half-life movie

>>64921002
>>64921022
>>64921031
What the fuck?
Cloverfield is universally disliked.
It's boring, adds nothing new to the game and is forgettable. Not to mention the laughable monster.

So what are the chances that during production it was decided this wouldn't be a successful film with its tiny budget so they did some rewrites and reshoots to make the film connected to Cloverfield without having to it a direct sequel?

I mean, if this exact teaser had come out only to end with the title "The Cellar" literally no one would be talking about it.

>>64921074
I still havent seen that, is it worth a watch?

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>>64920809

>>64921082
From what I remembered, the monster wasnt affected by any of the ordinance the military hammered on it

>The creature's skin showed a strong resistance to projectile weaponry, due to the immensely high resistance deep-sea creatures have shown against heat and pressure due to their environmental conditions. Shells from M1A2 tanks and M109A6 Paladins, AT-4 rockets and FGM-148 Javelin missile launchers, AGM-65 Mavericks and Mk-82 bombs and other high powered ordnance failed to do anything other than aggravate and frighten the creature.

Thats all I can find

>>64921110
>Portal
>Half-Life
How is it possible that this is the first I've heard about these?

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>>64921123
>adds nothing new to the game and is forgettable

>>64921110
>the director of 10 Cloverfield Lane also did a Portal short

HALF LIFE MOVIE CON-FUCKING-FIRMED

>>64921038
>falling for marketing
>not doing something because it's a fun distraction
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's a giant monster movie faggot, it's not that serious. Stop being autistic.

>>64921109
I think the movie was shot in 2014 or so.

>You will never wake up and have John Goodman cook you breakfast in your comfy bunker and then go cuddle with barefoot MEW as she massages your cock with her toes

>>64920352
Cloverfield was a disappointment overall but that first trailer was fucking hype.

>>64921123
>Cloverfield is universally disliked.
>I'm gong to ignore multiple threads about the movie and pretend nobody else likes it because I didn't enjoy it

>>64921135
I thought it was pretty decent, but forgettable.

The marketing was better than the movie.

>>64921110
Yeah, just like that metal gear solid movie and splinter cell movie and uncharted movie and sonic the hedgehog movie

>>64921123
maybe on reddit, you should go back there

>>64918226
>http://thecellarmovie.com
What is the password?

Also, does this have anything to do with the Cloverfield movie?

>>64921160
And the director of this Cloverfield directed Portal: No Escape so there's that.

>>64921123
>Cloverfield is universally disliked.
On reddit, maybe
>>64921134
I honestly doubt it. I think it was just misdirection. The same thing happened with the original movie.

This movie is a ripoff of that Hidden (2015) movie but with monsters instead of vampires.

>>64920774
YOU'RE A BIG TIE

>>64921123
>Cloverfield is universally disliked.
Oh right, I forgot all of us in these past six threads today were just shills.

>>64921135
It's okay, I guess? Being about a bunch of kids kind of annoyed me and there's a really strange shift in the tone of the movie near the end.

>>64921225
co2

For now it could be not related at all but we haven't dropped it yet just in case.

>>64921123
/tv/ loves cloverfield are you new

>>64921225
Please just read the fucking thread.

>>64921159
But I remember a scene from the movie when they're being evacuated via helicopter, and they film a bomb getting dropped on it and the creature gets visibly damaged and distressed

>>64921159
So nothing short of a nuke can wreck it?

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>breaks bottle directly across face
>not a single scratch

Bravo, JJ.

>>64921288
It definitely gets distressed, but I don't know if you can tell for sure if it's damaged.

>>64921240

>Hidden was on the 2011 Black List
>The Cellar was on the 2012 "Hit List", a Black List knockoff
>Hidden was filmed in 2012, released in 2015
>The Cellar/10 Cloverfield Lane was filmed in 2014, released in 2016

it's like pottery, it rhymes.

can
STINKY MEW FEET
be a meme? Please?

Would napalm not fuck its ass?

>>64921288
Well if you got stung by a bee you'd freak out too, but that's not indicative of effective damage

>>64921288
Yeah but as soon as it fell, it immediately got back up and bit the heli those people were on, may have been distressed, but recovered

>>64921297
A nuke could wreck it, everyone speculates what was the missile that supposedly killed or not killed the monster, so it may have been a MOAB or a nuke, I dont remember

>>64918293
>There is a fucking monster in the trailer
wait there is? where?

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I just want more of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esR4uGEFCc&index=3&list=PL8AAFE8BF1CDCB93D

>>64921274
Been here since the start.
Fuck you shills.
Fuck all of you.

>>64921159
so what then?

nukes?
they'd nuke the city if they couldn't contain the creatures

>>64921123
Its just plebs falling for the marketing gimmick
The same thing happened here years ago

>>64921381

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyY50rBet2U&index=7&list=PL8AAFE8BF1CDCB93D

>>64921123
(you)

>>64921358
no, because nothing on the MEW can possibly stink. She's perfect.

>>64921394
In the trailer it looks like there's something right outside the window. Either a monster or a shadow.

>>64921391
I would think the military would try the MOAB first, since there'd be less collateral damage.
I mean there'd still be a massive amount, but not nearly enough as a nuke.

>>64921288
They carpet bomb it and it does collapse into a building, only to instantly jump out of the cloud and destroy the helicopter.

I think it was the equivalent of a shove, if the building hadn't been in the way for it to be knocked into I doubt it'd have looked as bad.

>>64919657
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>no lizzy caplan
>no tj miller
dropped

>>64921404
Is it realistic to portray tanks being mobilized to a urban situation like this that quickly? If I recall correctly, the events of this movie are more or less in real time and this clip would be like 30 minutes or so after the monster first started tearing shit up

>>64921502
but they're both dead

>>64921502
...didnt they both die in the first one?

>>64918293
>There is a fucking monster in the trailer

It was Goodman the whole time

>>64919828
>Although what's weird is that you can find almost no information about that movie at all, like even the production company seems fake.

just like that spongebob movie everyone was sperguing about last year?

>>64920810
There are a three different pictures of the Eiffel Tower, dunno if it means anything though.
She is even wearing an Eiffel Tower tshirt.

lily was the only one who survived, right?

>>64921546
Caplan's death in the first one was a highlight. Really fucking unexpectedly brutal.

>>64921419
Im pretty sure they would've, but nuking a highly important city in the US would be collateral as fuck: High population, Economic center, etc etc. So they wouldve done more suitable options before a nuke

I think they just hammered the monster the fuck down with non nuclear heavy ordinance to prevent collateral. It didnt work since the end of the credits it said it was still alive, and since movie ends there, not sure what happens next

>>64921518
Wikipedia claims it was the National Guard 42nd Infantry Division, which is stationed all the way up in Troy. So no, it's not realistic.

>>64921518
I mean I'm pretty sure if a giant monster showed up in NY, military of all kinds would be swarming the area from any and all nearby bases

>>64921552
NO JOHN YOU ARE THE MONSTER

>>64921552
>Goodman
>Is actually a badman

BRAVO JJ
R
A
V
O

J
J

>>64921404
I wish the whole movie was like that
Fuck BATERS man

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>come to 4chan in 2005
>only a /b/ kid until 2007
>only a /v/ kid until 2011
>missed all the Lost threads
>missed almost all the BrBa threads
>never knew ANYONE liked Cloverfield besides me
>never knew there was an ARG

KILL ME

>>64918226
But most of /tv/ hated this movie when it came out. Fuck, this is one of those threads where I realize that I'm some 30 year old faggot and everyone else my age left as they grew older and you are the bunch of young fucks we used to insult for liking trash like this.

>>64921165
wonder if they'll get house to play as Gordon Freeman

or maybe Gordon Goodman

>>64921581
Didn't she pop or something? I thought it was really weird that the parasite bite would cause that.

>>64921404
Man, not to say that I don't have some concern over whether or not this sequel will be great, but seeing these clips after so long has me so hype again.

>>64921098
>>64921098
You already posted the best bunker song mate.
When I was going to bed last night this song was playing in my head.

>>64919942
kind of looks like a tree

>>64921518
The only reason I can think of is that they had at least some prior warning, like detected a huge object off the coast via SONAR or something, and started mobilising before it arrived, just too late to stop it getting into the city

>>64920637

Yeah, that's the only reason I even remember that movie.

Some of the worst product placement I've ever seen.

>>64921642
she exploded all over the inside of a back-lit quarantine tent

>>64921598
but Barbara Streisand visits NYC all the time

>they open the barrel, monster is there
>they open it again, it isn't there anymore
>MEW was in the vent because noises in the vent, goes there to investigate

>>64921642
Yeah. The doctors freak out when they see the bite and take her behind a screen, but you still see the shadow of her popping and hear the noise.

>>64921642
Yeah

>The Parasites have concentrated levels of Katei no Mitsu in their blood, a key ingredient in Tagruato's Slusho! beverage. One theory is that water poured onto a Parasite causes a reaction in the Parasite's saliva that accelerates the degenerative process in the HSP's victims; The life span of a victim varies between 20 or 40 minutes. Moments before death, victims of Parasite bites exhibit symptoms of dizziness, bleeding from the eyes and nose alongside vomiting blood.

>Their bodies expand and the central cavity explodes outward. Marlena Diamond and a soldier being carried out on a stretcher died in this manner. Isolation of victims in their final moments are a precaution against initial fears of viral contamination. The rapid containment of their bodies before inevitable combustion is also necessary for hygienic purposes.

>>64921665
i'd buy it

>>64921682

Dad?

>>64921625
>>missed all the Lost threads
>>missed almost all the BrBa threads
>>never knew ANYONE liked Cloverfield besides me
>>never knew there was an ARG
All of them were garbage mate especially LOST and BrBa towards the end
Not only did you not miss out on anything, you need to fuck off back to /v/

>>64921628
recently turned 30 myself, feeling kinda like you right now. I really liked Cloverfield, but people EVERYWHERE bitched about it non-stop for like a year. I've just always assumed I was in a minority of people who actually liked it.

>8 threads for a trailer

>>64921162
>>64921215
>>64921274
>>64921450
What gives you away is the way you only reply with reaction images, quotes and smart-ass posts. You try to fit in too hard. You go for quantity over quality, trying to get the weak-minded to hop aboard the bandwagon and overpower the negative opinions with sheer mass.
Well guess what. I can see through your shit.
The funniest thing is that you probably don't even get paid for this.

>>64919584
L O S T

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>>64921704
>>64921703
>>64921681
HIGH TEST

>>64921518
>>64921596
>>64921598

they probabl- >>64921665
dammit, that.

>>64921703

there had also been a corpse that looked like it had a chestburster come out of it on a stretcher being wheeled by with someone saying "out of the way, another bite" or something like that, about a minute before Caplan popped.

>>64921665
Actually in the ARG, I swear I remembered that the creature attacked a tanker that was heading towards New York, so the military may have known beforehand that something big was coming

>>64921628
right there with you buddy. the hype was enormous though, due in part to dat viral marketing. thats probably why the movie ended up being such a let down.

>>64920403
The sounds you hear after about 0:25 are the same you hear at the end of the trailer.

>>64921682
Trey Parker why are you here?

I enjoyed Cloverfield in the theater but not at home. The advertising campaign was fun though, so I suspect it'll be the same thing with the sequel.

>>64921779
film (2008)

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I have film patrician tastes and I loved the fuck out of Cloverfield. It was a great movie mates

>>64921754
pls stop bullying me
these threads are my friend simulators

joke is on all you

the film has already been screened and everyone confirmed it is not a cloverfield sequel

>>64921625
Your brain developed slow. It's cool.
Your probably in the smug shithead stage because you watched one or two good movies.

Soon you'll just be dead inside.

>>64921826
for you

>>64921628
Sounds like you all had shit taste. Good riddance and fuck you. God damn whining lunatic.

>>64921826
>I have film patrician """""""""""patrician"""""""""""" tastes
top 5 of 2014
top 5 of 2015
top 5 of all time

>>64921779
i wonder why this post was deleted

how bizarre, how fascinating

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>>64921820
I watched cloverfield

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>>64921846
unless you can source that, you're a lying faggot

>>64918857
>monster louse on monster whale

this is a much better idea than the aayyeee lmao and babies the original had.

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>New tagline is Monsters come in many forms
>Implies John Goodman is a monster in the metaphorical sense
>movie comes out
>Clover has multed and begun second stage of life
>Clover has nested over wherever the fuck, which is why the trio can't leave
>Government continuously fighting Clover and it's lice so they can't save them
>Clover is literally in a new form

>>64921754
Christ man, I don't know what to say other than you seem like an incredibly jaded and bitter individual.

>>64921869
>being able to find 5 good movies in 2014
>being able to find 5 good movies in 2015
>being able to find 5 good movies ever

nice try pleb

>>64920403
>that noise the bug makes as it jumps at Hud
still hilarious

>>64921880
I've been noticing a bunch of posts disappearing in various threads.

Hiro takin' charge.

W
H
Y

would you keep a living parasite in your bunker

>>64920316
i personally love it but i don't know why.

>>64921962
ahh I see
a /v/eddit patrician

>>64921917
THIS ISN'T EVEN ITS FINAL FORM

>>64921917
Is Jew Jew the greatest potter of his generation?

>>64921826
>your comment
>capeshit reaction
>gif
>>>/co/
fuck off tourist trash

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>>64918226
This has pic related written all over it. J.J. Abrams is committing career suicide and I couldn't be more happy.

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>>64921869
>top 5
>2015

Yeah no, but these are imo the best of last year
>Revnant
>Tangerine
>Beasts of No Nation
>Wicker Children
>Behind the Veil;Nothing

I only have one all time fav and it is pic related

>>64921880
Female image probably
Its pretty much confirmed a plebeian janitor/mod is browsing these threads to get his friend sim

>>64922053
The Village was as bad as Avatar.

>>64921110
>>64921110
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED AS A FEATURE FILM DIRECTED BY ABRAMS AND HE TIES IN CLOVER TO THE VALVE UNIVERSE

I watched Cloverfield years ago, although not when it came out. I remember really digging the creature design and horror elements.

One problem, though. How bad is the shaky cam? I remember I got through the film fine on my viewing, but shaky cam has become one of my pet peeves and I don't think I could sit through it again if it's too bad. That, and shaky cam is the one thing that makes my girlfriend refuse to watch a film.

Should I try to rewatch it with her to get hype for this?

>>64921969
sounded like a retarded podracer

>>64922070
>>64921986

>>64921886
the plot thins

>man sets up a safe and cozy bunker
>lets others stay with him
>woman becomes rebelllious because muh emotions and patriarchy
>does stupid shit and gets everyone killed
Seems fairly accurate to me.

>>64920316
Do you like Found Footage? If not no, it still has all the issues every found footage movie does. If you do, the first act is pretty boring (as they usually are in found footage movies) but it's got a relatively huge budget so they do shit you normally don't see. Ultimately, it's a really solid flick for it's genre but doesn't transcend it.

>>64921337
>a woman swings a bottle with enough force to 1. break and 2. break on a man's face

>>64922112
>my girlfriend

OOOOUUUTTTT GET THE FUCK OUUUUTTTT

YOU FUCKING GET OUT

OOOUUUTTTTT

>>64922123
come on, the thing is basically going NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM as it attacks him. It's funny.

>>64922005

because you think it's dead and have it in a barrel full of liquid nitrogen or something equally stupid that characters in horror movies do all the time?

>>64922112
I dunno. I mean, it's shaky cam done decently, but it's still shaky cam. On the bright side it does have its moments of cool. Just looking back at the clips posted in this thread, I love the night-vision reveal of the parasites and the way the cam tilts up to reveal the monsters head when they're shooting it and later the bomber flying past the chopper to bomb the creature. But yeah, even good shaky cam is still gonna be shaky cam.

>>64922209
>liquid notrogen
those rubber gloves he slings on would not work, neither would that plastic barrel

>>64922209
no. Unless Goodman was a scientist studying the things prior to whatever caused him and the other two to be stuck in the bunker, there is absolutely no justifiable reason for him to have one of the parasites. It's gotta be something else in the barrel.

Maybe it's the remains of his wife or something.

>>64922177
Don't even know why he has to bring her up. It's pathetic. It's as out of the blue as his mum or brother. Wonder what his goldfish thinks about spanish soaps!

>>64922112
the bigger the screen the less shaky it seems
seriously

>>64922140
Exactly
Make sure you head over to /qa/ and post in one of the many threads about this selective moderation

>>64922268
THE PLOT THICKENS ANON

>>64922123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go9p6t8Ikvo

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You guys realize that thecellarmovie.com is a completely seperate movie right? There is a shitty trailer made by some randy fucking director. This has literally nothing to do with cloverfield.

>>64919297
The rear end of a pickup truck.

>>64922226
I can't even remember that, I just remember the ending beneath a bridge or some shit as they get nuked and the body horror shit when she gets bitten and eventually explodes.

If it's shaky cam done 'correctly' I might be able to talk her into it. I think the only film she's seen with lots of shaky cam was the Blair Witch project, which I haven't seen. No idea how bad it is in that film, but the mention of the words shaky cam makes her refuse to see a film.

>>64918226
Ok fellas, I just got back from when we were discussing last night. I think I missed the last 4 threads or so. I saw the poster was released.

So have we found anything good yet? Any ARG sites?

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>>64922152
>trying to sound like an honest to god film critic

Yo, shut the fuck up. The movie is GREAT to watch with friends. It's Blair Witch with Aliens and Godzilla thrown in. The characters are fine, nothing to write home about and you will forgeg about most of them by the next morning but what you WON'T forget is the awesome set pieces like people hopping back and forth between two skyscrapers that crashed into each other and some bridge in NYC being destroyed

Go watch it, it's a fun time. ESPECIALLY with a group of friends. It's the perfect type of movie for that. Don't listen to this psuedo-aristic faggot. If you want to watch something "le patrician" afterwards netflix just got "The Conversation" Coppola starring Gene Hackman. Watch that after all your friends go home

>>64922315

>the company that makes it literally doesn't exist

>not related

Fuck off shill

>>64922142
>be an attractive young woman
>get into a car crash
>wake up handcuffed to a bed in an underground bunker
>doomsday prepper tells you he saved you and expects you to believe him with no evidence and stay in the bunker with him
>tries to escape
>lmao bitches amirite
Go back to cripplechan please, no one cares that your prom date ditched you.

>>64922005
Probably think it's dead. I mean, how long was Clover in the ocean before shitslapping NY? They can probably do the whole suspended animation thing. It is a monster movie after all.

>>64922373
>its Blair Witch with Aliens and Godzilla thrown in
but Blair Witch was shit though

>>64921642
its not too far fetched. look at the crazy shit snake venom does to blood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CQKLiwQCIs


coagulation a mfer, as are other reactions

How did the parasites make people explode, anyway? Did it somehow cause a huge buildup of gas in the digestive tract, like how a corpse bloats as it rots?

>>64922426
No, it's GREAT for exactly ONE viewing before you realise how much it blows. All that tension is great up until the end were the crew didnt know how to end it

>>64922426
Blair Witch is one of the most effective horror movies ever made, alongside the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Exorcist.

Although I can easily see how it would come off as lackluster to millennials without an imagination

>>64922096
And Avatar was shit.
What's your point?

>>64922491
see
>>64921704

>>64922456
Yeah, nature can do some pretty crazy shit with chemicals and gasses. I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't already an animal that can explode its prey.

>>64921917
>Implies John Goodman is a monster in the metaphorical sense
P O T T E R Y

>>64922491
If I remember correctly I think It made your body produce too much blood too fast.. so you just sort of explode. Some deep sea louse use some sort of toxic to make the host produce more blood faster.

Dunno If this was a fan theory or if it was official. I could be completely making this up as well.

>>64922054

good taste desu

>>64922650
>I'm actually kind of surprised
well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqF-ND2XcY