10 CLOVERFIELD LANE OFFICIAL THREAD #5

>>64912916
who the fuck cares

>>64912952
nobody, thats who

>>64912916
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>>64912916

Cellar fake trailer transcript, if any of you nerds want to try and use your autism to help find a connection.

As stated in the last threads, there are several glaring thematic similarities outside of the title:

>Listen.

>Listen.

>It's different to me than last night.

>It's coming from upstairs.

>[Distorted, but sounds like "It always freaks me out"]

>Our father, he never told you about your sister. You don't even know her name.


>You should have never come out here.

>You know what will be even sadder? If I don't sell my little invention. I mean I've wasted two years...

>It's a tragedy.

>You hear that?

>What?

>That!

>Come on! Come on and try to steal these now!

>Helena, who's Audrey?

>Audrey?

>Yes, you know don't you?

>What? No, of course they're original!

>[distorted: Maddie be careful!] Maddie we're coming!


>Ow! Damn it!

>What was it?

>I don't know.

>[Heavy breathing]

>Now it's complete again.

>[text: Reality is just an illusion]

John Goodman's character did nothing wrong

So, no ARG stuff yet, huh?

>>64912916
Reminder that there are at least two Cloverfield monsters in the film.

>>64913014
Cloverfield is essential /tv/core you tourist scum

>>64912952
rwords looking for internet points

>>64913039
Nah this is the /tv/ official, the other two might be shills though.

>>64913052
what am i supposed to be looking at?

Spoiler alert: John Goodman dies at the end of the first act

>>64913052
Reminder that there are at least two Cloverfield posters in the picture.

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Hey pleb fuck

Why don't you stop babysitting these garbage anti-art threads and delete the pedo and /b/ tier spam?

>>64913052
nice

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>>64913035

The Cellar site might be, it's still up in the air. Something is clearly off about it and there's lots of evidence connecting it to 10CL, but at the same time there's just as much suggesting that it might not be unless the whole thing was a much more elaborate ruse than we could have ever predicted.

Here's there number/email address if someone out there wants to try contacting them.

This would've been better as a Kevin Smith movie.

>>64913077
Reminder that there are at least two diggits in the post.

>>64913052
THE JEWLIMINATI

FUCK THE JEWS

KILL THEM ALL


THEY ARE PLANING OUR DEMISE.

>>64913128
Baby & mama, or something else?

>>64913052
Explain

>>64913082
retardation

I just woke up can somebody explain everything that's happened to me

>>64913082
A LION

>>64913173
Maybe. At least the same species and of them is bigger

>>64913173

10 Cloverfield Lane and 01 dleifrevolC enaL

>>64913159
Kevin Smith is trash.

>>64913195
Its some garbage movie using the cloverfield name/idea to get seen
Much like http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935302/ did with with Monsters

>>64912916
Reminder that there are at least two Cloverfield monsters in the film.

>the monster noises at the end of the trailer
Hype.

>>64913210
there actually isnt an I in cloverfield there.

>>64913234
Except JJ is involved with this movie.

>>64913039
It's 'paid' you inbred fucker.

>>64913234
It's directed by jj you retard

>>64913206
For some reason I keep thinking they'll go in another direction with the monster/monsters & world build into something else, seeing as the first one had so much vague stuff & easter eggs in it.

>>64913211
Nice meme. If you didn't like Red State you should hop off a 17 foot ledge.

>>64913256
And?
>>64913262
>Directed by Dan Trachtenberg
Kill yourself you fucking troglodyte

>>64913236
sauce

>>64913262
jj is producing, not directing it

>>64913262
Produced by JJ. If you weren't a redditor, you'd check your facts, kid.

>>64913310
It's not just a shitty money grab.

>>64913310
>produced by JJ abrams
>Literally CLOVERFIELD huge letters in the title
>it's not related
ok

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>>64913195
Trailer for 10CL comes out in front of 13 Hours, some guy posts about it here. Naturally, hype is high considering the excellent ARG the original had. Mostly speculation until some autist typed "thecellarmovie" into their browser and got pic related, which required a password. People got hype until they learned it was by some indie film company.

Recently, interviews have been uncovered that look like the people involved are acting, so we're not discounting it entirely.

>>64913137
>anti-art
oh ho ho

Why do people keep thinking that the accident occurs during the attack in Cloverfield?

Clearly takes place post-2013.
>she has an iPhone 5S

Most likely world ravaged by Cloverfield or even a giant red herring.

>all these Reddit/nu-/tv/ faggots trying to kill the hype
Fuck off, this shit was king back in the day. Go back to your fucking batman star wars threads.

>>64913156
Someone in America just has to phone this number.

>>64913265
red state is his only notable thing in a LONGGG time

>>64913407

I would, but I'm at the office right now and I don't get off work for another six hours.

>10 Cloverfield Lane (previously known as The Cellar and Valencia)
>previously known as The Cellar and Valencia
>After a car accident, a young woman comes to in an underground cellar, where most of the action takes place. She fears she has been abducted by a survivalist, who tells her he saved her life and that a chemical attack has left the outside world uninhabitable. Uncertain what to believe, she decides she must escape, whatever dangers she may face outside.

so its safe to say that this was supposed to be just some throwaway movie and then jarjar decided to get on board
AND then they rewrote it to add cloverfield alien man?

>>64913185
Someone's trying to find the monster in the poster

I don't think they put it in this one

So this looks like it's going to be a thriller set during the aftermath of Cloverfield.
I'm comfortably hyped considering it comes out in March.
It would be neat if we got more psuedo-sequels in the future.

>>64913156
Just called them, rung a lot then went to voice mail, nothing weird.

I'm starting to thing there will be no ARG..

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>>64913423
absofuckinglutely

>>64913423

It's more plausible that it was always intended to be a Cloverfield sequel, and was filmed using secretive code names because J.J. Abrams thrives on beings a mysterious ruseman imo.

>>64913412
Tusk was a fantastic experience. I bet you didn't crack up at Johnny Depp's character.

>>64913362
>interviews
post them

>>64913423
We really don't even know that much about it to jump to conclusions like that.
The Cellar and Valencia could have just been working titles to protect the movie because anything with "Cloverfield" in the title was going to mean it was related to the 2008 movie.

>>64913520

The site is in the OP

>>64913423
>>64913464

>>64913493 this is the most likely explanation in my mind.

>>64913398
Because mew doesn't believe the world is fucked and this places her knowledge of affairs as pre-Clover. Her boyfriends arm is broken and they are all pally so that is from the car accident that got them there. Broken arms heal in around 6 weeks so it is in a 6 week period from pre-Clover.

>>64913508
the practical effects were cool
and some of the characters were too
but as a whole the movie completely failed to impress

>>64913464
>Spiritual Successor/Continuation - On 14 January 2016, 10 Cloverfield Lane was revealed by Bad Robot Productions. The film is described as a "blood relative" to Cloverfield by Abrams, who produces the film. The film will be released on 11 March, 2016.

so its just like linklater trying to cash in on dazed and confused with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everybody_Wants_Some_%28film%29

If it does take place in Cloverfield's universe, then I think the likely explanation is that the first monster *was* killed succesfully, and the world went back into relative peace, however many like Goodman prepared for another potential attack. This attack occurs, potentially from Clover's mother, possibly even multiple creatures, thus Goodman takes shelter and rescues two kids with or against their will.

>>64913549
>Clover attack was 2008
>How does she have and use an iPhone if her knowledge is 2008-era?

you guys have to start thinking like the hack jj is. yea he only produced but still

john gooddad was a prepper and saw the cloverfield bullshit happening on tv, thought it was the apocalypse and forced his kids into the shelter. hes a violent paranoid schizo and he'll end up killing one or both of them. at the end he'll leave the shelter and the cloverfield monster will be standing there. he'll scream I AM NOT A MONSTER! I AM NOT A MONSTER! and then it'll walk over him leaving him screaming in the middle of an empty field. A FIELD OF CLOVERS

>>64913536
it's just that you said yyou uncovered some interviews
i didn't think uncovering meant going to their published website about it

>>64913493

Don't big films often shoot under code names all of the time? I always assumed that was a super common thing.

Why do people have such a hard time wrapping their heads around this?

Whats going on

>>64913582
The end credit dialogue confirms "It's still alive". It's possible it simply went away to hibernate and the rest you said is true.

>>64913634
that sounds like an awful movie

>>64913582
Either that or the Clover threat really is over and Goodman is basically an extreme take on those people who obsess and fantasize over zombie apocalypse scenarios.

At least it's not found footage this time.

>>64913665
speculation wrapped in hot garbage masquerading as evidence

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Post YFW you walk out of the theater after there's no appearance or mention of the Cloverfield monster.

With how many clips in the trailer are them all in the bunker, it makes it look like MOST of the movie will be underground. Look at all the shit that happens. They're normal, then suspicion, then trying to escape. That's all going to take a while to play out. That combined with the budget and the tagline on the poster makes me think it's just a big bait and switch. Which if I'm right, would be heartbreaking.

>>64913730
>the monster appears as soon as you walk out

>>64913631
You do have a point with that, but how did Sam Tyler check his reflection in the mirror if a car that wasn't released until 2 years after the time he woke up in on Life on Mars?

Sometimes shit slips in.

What year did what ever model phone she has come out?

Don't forget though that Cloverfield was set in the near future, not the year of release.

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>>64913730

Budget on IMDB is now $100 million, not sure how long it's been that way and if it's legit.

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>>64913730

>John Goodman is God
>These two are Adam and Eve
>She bites the apple

>>64913730
>cheap horror flick that will have little to no advertising until a month before release now has the cloverfield name attached to it
its pretty clear its going to be shit, but it'll show the monster to make sure everyone sees its 3-5 sequels

Coens should've been involved and had John Goodman play Walter Sobchak in this.

>>64913698
You can tell from the trailer that *something* is happening outside. There are rumblings and shit.

>>64913844
unless >>64913784
>Budget on IMDB is now $100 million
thats true

>>64913828
>god eats marshmellow fluff

>>64913784
Nah there's no way. Even if it's crazier than we can imagine, there's no chance it cost that much.

>>64913828
Could be true. Let's see how it plays out senpai

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>>64913768
It's '09.
I always remember this because the majority of the film takes place in the early morning of 23rd May, which was my 12th birthday.]

Also, I think it's too prominent to be a mistake.

5S (the phone she has) came out in 2013, which places this film after that.

There's still a 4 year gap between pre-Clover and iPhone 5S release.

>>64913730
It has a budget of $5 mill. Any monster footage will be minimal.

We will probably get the news reports from the first one in the background, the parasite corpse in the barrel and maybe, maybe some new footage right at the end as whoever is left alive leaves the bunker.

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>>64913730
Fucking JJ jewed me out of my $9 again.

>>64913890
>Implying he doesn't

>>64913398
>Most likely world ravaged by Cloverfield

But a world that's still producing new iPhones...?

Actually forget it, that is exactly what would happen.

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>>64913730

I'm more hyped for this movie than BvS. Fite me faggots.

>>64913902
Damn word filters, i meant f-am not senpai

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>>64913964
no one on /tv/ is hyped for BvS, you special snowflake

>>64913964
Well, the fact that we're speculating means we don't know exactly what's going to happen, which is already more than you can say for BvS

>>64913964
>BvS
?

>>64913982
"No. No, there weren't ANY fucking monsters in it. God DAMNIT."

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There is a 100% chance that this was a regular movie with an ambiguous spooky reason why they can't go outside and then JJ got involved and said ""But what if Cloverfield?". Then the studio realized a completely unrelated Cloverfield sequel would make an assload more money and they approved it.

This will probably be a trend soon. Barely altering screenplays to loosely associate them with a big franchise. This could just as easily have been Cloverfield as it could have been The Mist or any other movie that could provide a reason for them not to leave the basement. The fact that the original Cloverfield is so clearly interchangeable in the plot is what annoys me about it.

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>>64913730
>J.J. is now an enemy of the UDA

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>>64913730

The movie was shot in and presented in IMAX.

You waste the money to do an IMAX release unless you've got something to show. J.J. may be a ruseman, but it's still fuel for thought.

I'm personally in the camp that thinks that they almost certainly have something up their sleeves though. We just have to wait until March to see what that something is.

>>64914032
looks like you've seen the movie anon

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>mfw this turns out to be Shadows of the empire all over again and just a marketing exercise to see if there is still interest in the franchise

Maybe that's why they reworked a low budget thriller, to see if people want more Cloverfield and if this does well we will get a real one.

Don't forget that the studio had this under the low budget big financial success category when it was still called the cellar.

>>64914003
Bongboy vs Soberdood
>seriously tho how do you now know what this film is?

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>>64914032
>“[James] Cameron was young. He had just directed Terminator. Cameron had called a meeting to discuss his “next project.” Everyone knew Cameron had written a treatment for Alien 2 that nobody would touch because Alien was not a massive financial success. Alien 2 was not on the table. We expected a professional pitch from Cameron, an outline and a treatment of what he had in mind with a cursory budget; perhaps a couple assistants to run a slide show. Instead Cameron walked in the room without so much as a piece of paper. He went to the chalk board in the room and simply wrote the word ALIEN. Then he added an ‘S’ to make ALIENS. Dramatically, he drew two vertical lines through the ‘S’, ALIEN$. He turned around and grinned. We greenlit the project that day for $18 million.”
He truly is this generations james cameron

>>64914032

see

>>64913493
>>64913647

Stop spreading these baseless rumors you autist.

>>64913784
And the wiki page said it has a budget of, and I quote "$6 gorrilion".

/tv/ has been editing the high fuck out of the pages all day.

>>64914090
because nobody gives a fuck about the latest sharia ben alflecki propaganda piece

>>64914032
What if this is way better then trying to make one of those sequels just for money? They are probably putting names in better original ideas

>>64913508
Tusk and Red State are garbage. Only a shit director like Smith would somehow devolve his writing from dramas/comedies into shithouse horror films.

And we all know it's because of the weed which he started doing because his big Seth Rogen movie bombed. But don't forget that's all the studios fault! It has nothing to do with his really bland movie.

Kevin Smith fucking sucks and I bet you liked Mallrats too you fucking faggot

>>64914163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1QrNdJ96PI&feature=youtu.be

>>64914109
Based Jim

Desmond in the hatch WHEN?

>>64913196
Holy fuck Underrated comment

>>64914163
You don't have to give a fuck about the film to know that it's fucking everywhere.

>>64914032
That IS what happened.

We have been over this a dozen times now and because the OP never includes any information we keep going through the same shit over and over again.

>>64913634
The ammount of pottery is up the roof.

>some loose sequel to a shitty found footage lame flick is a pseudo general now

/tv/ is dead, i'm going back to /v/

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>people wanted ARG
>mfw 5th thread of ARG

>meme flicks

Just when you thought you cant go below capeshit....

>>64914247
fuck off. As if this is any worse than the 800 Star Wars threads we've been inundated with for the last three months. This is a breath of fresh air.

>>64914231
baka it was using the initialism that threw me desu senpai

>>64914172
Because I guarantee that whatever the ending it has now been rewritten to revolve around the Cloverfield monster.

>>64914247
>i'm going back to /v/
please do kiddo

>>64914247
Please take this movie with you too

>>64912916
Cloverfield was a literal 0/10 and this trailer just made me mad

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>>64914234

That is what you assume happened based on blind speculation and ignoring context.

Because secretive movies NEVER film under mysterious working titles. Especially ones made by filmmakers that like to keep their projects mysterious.

Oh wait...

The film was initially titled Cloverfield; however, this changed throughout production before it was finalized as the original title. Matt Reeves explained that the title was changed frequently due to the hype caused by the teaser trailer. "That excitement spread to such a degree that we suddenly couldn't use the name anymore. So we started using all these names like Slusho and Cheese.[12] And people always found out what we were doing!" The director said that "Cloverfield" was the government's case designation for the events caused by the monster, comparing the titling to that of the Manhattan Project. "And it's not a project per se. It's the way that this case has been designated. That's why that is on the trailer, and it becomes clearer in the film. It's how they refer to this phenomenon [or] this case", said the director.[13] The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office.[12][14] In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field.

One final title, Greyshot, was proposed before the movie was officially titled Cloverfield. The name Greyshot is taken from the archway that the two survivors take shelter under at the end of the movie. Director Reeves said that it was decided not to change the title to Greyshot because the film was already so well known as Cloverfield.[15]

Do any of you really think they'd release a movie IMAX that has nothing worth showing in IMAX?

Legitimately asking. Because that's the only thing keeping me from thinking this will have anything related to Cloverfield in it at all.

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>>64914283
You've only been here 3 months? HAHAHAHAHA

>>64914268
way below, 10 Cloverfield Lane feet below capeshit to be quite honest farm

>>64913828
Damn...

Fuck you guys, unfiction forum is better

>>64914283
>garbage thread being milked to shit like the star wars threads
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is a breath of fresh air.

reminder that there are 2 cloverfield monsters in the movie

>>64914384
Shhhh

>>64914350
Hateful Eight was shot in 70mm and takes place primarily indoors, in close-up.

>>64914367
Try more like 5 years buddy.

But you're pretty new yourself if you don't know that it was only in the last three months that nearly every thread on the board was SW related, whereas the months preceding that were only handfuls.

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>>64914339
reminder that there's two testicles in your mouth and they both belong to a man

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>>64914032
>>64913423
>>64914075
>>64914234

BTFO

>>64914348


>>64913464

>>64914312
But is it worse than a half-hassed idea with the Cloverfield monster and pov the entire movie , all over again?

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>>64913730

capeshitters please fuck off to your containment threads

are these threads just viral marketing for this movie?

also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Cloverfield_Lane

>>64914223
This. I was actually really disappointed when it wasn't Lost related

>>64914418
In the original cloverfield there are two? Really?

>>64914525

No.

/tv/ has been hyped for a potential Cloverfield sequel since 2008.

>>64914525
the VM was so successful with star wars of course jew jew is going to shill all his garbage here from now on

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>>64914450
>whereas the months preceding that were only handfuls
HAHAHAHAHA yeah okay pretend there wasn't Boyega threads out the wazoo, newfag.

>>64914350
Hateful 8.

>>64914575
that's what i thought

>>64914554
The monster in the original is the baby. Or one of the babies.

>>64912916
People don't actually think this is a literal sequel to Cloverfield right? It's clear what they're doing here. Each film is probably it's own story, as if movie is a secret video in some super top secret military base or some shit, and the Cloverfield is a code name of some sort.

It's also clear that this movie was it's own movie before, and then JJ realized that there was no way it would much money, and found a way to give fans a Cloverfield sequel while also helping the new movie make money.

>>64914554
Yes, the one who eats hud is much smaller then the one that destoys NY.

>>64914525

Pretty much yes
People will try and tell you this is /tv/core, but even back then people considered these guys cancer

>>64914432

Do you really think this is fair to compare with Tarantino? A full autist lord who thinks film is dying and is trying to revive it with 70 mm, which literally nobody besides him cares about

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>>64914525
Man, last night's wikitrolling was fantastic.

>>64914432
>>64914592

That's a fluke, because Tarantino is an eccentric crazy man who has free reign by the studios to do whatever he wants.

A no-name like Dan Trachtenberg does not have that kind of pull.

>>64914032
So do you have any evidence the entirety of the film takes place in this basement, given we see footage of one of the characters leaving the basement AND that it is shot in IMAX.

Any evidence at all?

>>64914432
Tarantino does what Tarantino wants.

>>64914679
haha bravo m'sir. upvotes to the left, each upvote will see a dollar donated to Syrian refugees!

>>64914611
Who gives a shit how it came to fruition? Pretty much everyone can piece together what's happened with its production but that doesn't change the fact that the movie might have been re-written to be a true Cloverfield sequel now. I just can't believe that they would put Cloverfield in the title knowing how long people have been waiting for a sequel, if it was a big ruse.

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>>64914679
kill yourself mobileposter

>>64914682
OK it's about time you fags back up your "its showing in imax it must mean x, y, z!" claims. Citations, nig.

So, this bud of mine that could work at Bad Robot just said this was not made as a sequel to Cloverfield and that he does not think there's an ARG for it.

BACK TO STAR WARS THREADS!

>>64914679
thats not funny at all. are you fucking 9?

>>64913634
And it's also the monster from Super 8. Because the Super 8 monster wants revenge or something.

Or tried to warn us about the other evil monster.

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Reminder that the constant namechanges DO NOT mean that this is a recycled script or a project repurposed into a Cloverfield. This is literally all a part of J.J.'s ruse, and he pulled the exact same shit with Cloverfield which had like 4-5 different names it filmed under over the course of it's production.

Also, to those who think the whole movie will be in the bunker. Remember the original trailer for Cloverfield. They showed almost nothing, just a few minutes from the opening act of the film. This is almost certainly a case of the same thing. She wakes up, pretends to trust John Goodman and lives happily with him for a little while, and then escapes when he drops his guard.

>>64914797
You must be fun at parties

>>64914682
not him but
>Budget $5 million
>quality of the set(not bad)
they'll probably leave the bunker or whatever at the end, but it looks like one of 'those' movies

>>64914682
>given we see footage of one of the characters leaving the basement
No, we see footage of one of the characters walking up the stairs and looking shocked when she looks out of the window.

The same character that is later seen making sandwiches with Goodman who has plasters on his face after being glassed by her in her attempt to leave.

She clearly saw some shit and then went back to where it's safe.

>>64914679
Editing wikipedia will never stop being funny to me. The only thing worse than those that do it for free are those that do it for free and think that they are doing something positive.

>>64914829
Some reviewers have already seen it and have commented that it takes place in the basement.

>>64914832
normie get out

>>64914874

Send a link then faggot?

Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

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>>64914832
sorry i told attend birthday parties for kids turning 9.

how the fuck is 'yo mamas house' and REEEEE spammed over and over funny? the only time wiki edits are even a bit funny are when they are subtle, not when they look like a grade-schooler who vandalized someones youtube video with retarded comments

>>64914915
cuz having a 12" cock isn't enough to make me feel like a real man

>>64914874

Some "reviewers" = wannabe twitter critics that saw a stupid screening of something not even remotely close to a final copy. Could very well be part of JJs plot.

Wonder if this was made as a cloverfiled film, or just some piece of shit they tacked an ending on.

The issue I have with this one is that it comes out in 2 months and the ARG still hasn't really started, while Cloverfield started its over 6 months before release.

10 War of the Worlds Lane
10 The Mist Lane
10 King Kong Lane
10 The Day the Earth Stood Still Lane

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I thought the first movie was shakycam trash, why is /tv/ getting hyped about this?

I have faith that 'The Cellar' is part of the marketing. That font for the film strikes me as self aware or meta. I mean why did that website even have a password and the tagline has something like illusion in it or whatever. I have faith.

>>64914972
use your brain. it would be cheaper to just pay said 'reviewers' to pretend they saw something than actually dumping millions into shooting a fake movie no one will see.

LE SHILLS LE SHILLS LE SHILLLS!!!!!!

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>>64914944

>>64915056
Because you're a teenager.

>>64915056
some retards think it'll take them back to a time when /tv/ was a nice slow board
some retards(r*dditors) are hoping to cash in on the mystery side of the marketing for points

>>64915164
how is that subtle or funny at all? just go back to /b/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYpJA1NnL8&feature=youtu.be&t=34

STINKY MEW FEET

>>64915056

Yes, OH YES, YES YOU ARE RIGHT!

Critic genius.
Our star.
Ray of sunshine.
Movie mastermind.
Last juicy fruit of the pack
The chosen one
Neo

Shut up, you're not special for not liking a movie.

>>64914980

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloverfield#Title

Cloverfield did exactly the same thing. It was always intended to be a Cloverfield sequel, the fake titles were just a ruse.

The quote from Abrams earlier today backs this up.

>“The idea came up a long time ago during production. We wanted to make it a blood relative of Cloverfield. The idea was developed over time. We wanted to hold back the title for as long as possible.”

Whoever makes the next thread, pls post this in the OP.

>>64913565
>Spirtual Successor

So this will be the new meme word to say your movie is not a sequel?

reddit

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>>64915191

>The cloverfield ARG and hype threads were almost 9 years ago
>shitty bane threads have been around for 4 years
>you've wasted over a decade of your life on this site.

>>64915296
it's been used in videogames for years now

>>64915338
more evidence that its a stupid idea

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>>64915333
I've been here since before the term "capeshit" even existed. I feel your pain.

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It's just a shit movie they realized nobody had any interest in, so they shoehorn Cloverfield into the title to drum up some attention, then they'll tack on some blurry cgi monster to the end to make it just barely related enough to not piss people off.

MEW looks cute as fuck in it though.

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>>64915333
It's going on 11 years for me

>>64915424
What's your proof of that?

>>64915399
pretty much, yeah

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>>64913730

>>64915284
Seconding, next 10CL official thread put this in the OP.

>>64915424
Eiffel Tower on shirt?

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>>64915424
MEW look the best on Final Destination 3. got the perfect amount of kinda chubby cheeks

>>64915424
>MEW looks cute as fuck in it though.
Only reason to watch it.

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>>64915424
this is going to be exactly like prometheus hype threads where all the pants-on-head retarded speculation and theories turned out to be much better than the movie itself

are they in a dharma hatch?

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>>64915522
there was also an Eiffel Tower picture in background.

>>64915622
Is it just me or does the blast from the gun not appear sometimes?

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>>64913730

>>64915686
but what does it mean?

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>>64915686
>>64915522
another wee Eiffel

>>64913262
>reddit memebabby detected

>>64915752
Clover is french.
Get's annoyed because of the November 13th attacks.
Attacks John Goodman.

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You guys think ol' glass eye will die in this?

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do you homos have the 2012 non-Cloverfield-related draft of "The Cellar"?

>>64912916
Bet you anything this has nothing to do with cloverfield and is using the name to just build hype

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>>64915228

>not a found footage movie
>cellar shit

It's just a gimmick to get people to watch an otherwise boring movie. It'll be a typical prison type thriller. A real Cloverfield sequel should stick to the formula of found footage, monster, and disaster movie genres.

>>64915793
no cloverfield or possibly jj did those attacks its a reverse found footage movie.

>>64915848
Cool, let's bet a kidney.

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It is unreasonable to be excited for this movie?
I feel like if they pull out what they're going for here, it could be one of my favorite movies ever.

imagine it's only the first fifteen minutes that are shot like this and the rest is found footage

>>64915228
she has great footage

>>64915855

Yeah, God forbid they take a new approach to Cloverfield instead of rehashing the same shit again.

>>64915921

The only people in these threads that ARN'T excited about this are underage shitposters who wern't here for the original Cloverfield threads.

Why is such a blatant marketing thread allowed here?
Like shit they aren't even hiding it.

>>64915228
10/10 would let her stomp my face

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>>64915859
yeah bro

>>64915987
Kill yourself faggot.
No one cares about your shitty capeshit found footage CG garbage

>>64915987
I wasn't here for the originals and I started like two of these threads.

>>64916119
>capeshit
That's not a synonym for reddit, it actually means something.

Reminder that there were actually 2 cloverfield monsters in the the first movie.

>>64916162

Then congrats, at the very least you're not a shitposter.

>>64916119
Hello Reddit!

>>64916214

And the Aliens in Signs were actually Demons, right?

Anything else we need to cover?

>>64913647
Keep in mind that at least half of the posters are toddlers. That said, these days with all of the leaked scripts and three teasers a year before the movie and the Star Wars marketing blitzkrieg it's hard for people to see this sideswipe marketing as plausible.

I also find it neat how different this announcement is to Cloverfield's, because that marketing campaign was really engrossing if you hopped on board

Who sings the Tiffany cover in the trailer?

>>64915940

Experimenting within a series is all fine and good, but Cloverfield isn't a masterpiece with huge lore to draw on. It's a basic monster movie, so why not have the sequel within the same genre at least. It's going to be formulaic either way.

100 million, 4x the budget of the original movie.

>>64915034
upboat

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>>64913730

>>64916300
>Anything else we need to cover?
Somerset was actually the killer in Se7en and John Doe was just a patsy

Damn I remember when the first Cloverfield was coming out, people were looking for monsters (godzilla) in the clouds and shit

>>64915805
I hope John Goodman eats her.

>there are actually people even remotely interested in this garbage CGI flick made by Jew Jew Abaram the Hack
What the fuck, I thought this site was 18+

>>64915473
Why are you spamming Lord Vader

>>64916494
>I hope John Goodman eats her out
FTFY

>>64916214
reminder that literally no one involved in the production of this movie cares

>>64916412
Did you even follow the ARG. The movie tries to be close-perspective to an unprepared and uniformed civilian in the midst of a monster attack. The marketing set the monster up to be the environmental/fracking equivalent of the nuclear origins of Godzilla

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>>64913730
>the face when the last thing you see is dharma logo is on the outside of the door

>>64916502
idk

>>64916493
Still happening to this day it seems.
>>64913052

>>64916432

The wikipedia page says 5 million fám

>>64915548
she also acted really good in that one, kinda bland on cott pilgrim though

>>64916500
It's the same marketing shill making these threads.
Look at the IP count.

>>64916367
Tommy James and the Shondells, and it's not a cover you fuck.

>>64913052
>this nostalgia

>>64916541

Going by the trailer, there is little to none of that in the movie. Yea, I get it, it's just the goddamn trailer and we shouldn't sperg out. Still, it doesn't have the right feel and looks like a breakout type thriller.

>>64916300
those WERE demons though

how many shills promoting this movie are in this thread?
at least 15 by my count

I hope this isn't a sequel, but a different story in a different universe with a different kaiju.
A kaiju anthology series has more potential: give moderate budgets to promising new directors, ask them to make a giant monster movie and see what they come up with.

>>64912916
Assuming this movie has anything to do with the previous film and isn't just some kind of bait and switch anthology movie like Halloween 3 the only way I can see this fitting is if the attack on NY happens and the monster did in fact die. NYC is destroyed, but the world keeps humming along for the next few years. Flash forward to now and whenever MEW is driving along before the crash. That first monster attack on NYC prompts John Goodman to build a bunker in case of future monster attacks. Another theory of mine is that he or the guy with the beard (perhaps Teddy Hansenn?) were whistle blowers from Tagruato and knew something was coming, hence why they seem so prepared, and could maybe even explain what's in the barrel (Deep sea nectar). Obviously this is all speculation and I'm just grasping at any straws to try and connect this trailer to the events of the original film and it's viral marketing.

>>64916771
whoa

Cloverfield was shit

>>64916771
>red circles on both posters
What does this mean??

Wheres the info dump???

>>64912916
What about the numbers in the trailer. 483 550 then the release date 031116. Any meaning to them

>>64916728
Another theory of mine is that this movie in and of itself is viral marketing. Since this thing isn't a faux found footage movie like the last one (where an attempt was made to create a meta and make it seem as though it was a real event) I could see this maybe being a "movie" that's been made inspired by the "real" monster attack on NYC. Having a number of years pass by since the "tragic" events of that night hollywood takes inspiration from it and starts making movies based around the event.

>>64916901
what did he mean by this

>>64916922
hurley needs a replacement

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Oh Boy!

I can't wait to hear what Doug has to say!

>>64916952
>>64916728
Both very interesting theories.

The meta-movie one especially, but would it not have fake names attached to the film?
Maybe not the actors, but the crew itself.

Hopefully something bigger actually is coming, and this is just one giant marketing ploy.
I mean, $5Mil isn't THAT much for marketing a blockbuster nowadays.

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>>64916952
that's interesting but kinda retarded

>>64914611
Fucking this. They're probably taking a cue from American horror story and making this an anthology series

>>64917034
Hopefully he blows his fucking brains out.

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>>64915333

>made me realize i started lurking summer of 2006
>still here

jesus christ what the fuck am i doing with my life.

>>64917034

SCREAMING IS FUNNY!

NITPICKING EASY TARGETS IS PROFESSIONAL CRITICISM!

LET'S ADD MORE SKITS!

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>Monsters come in Many Forms

Obviously its gonna be one of those "john goodman is the real monster because he's lost his humanity and is mean to the people he lives with" films and they're going to show about 3 seconds of cloverfield related footage to tie it into the cannon, a bit like the ending to the mist but with no worldbuilding or showing of the monster before hand.

They're doing this shit for box office bucks, its a way of taking a completely mediocre script and milking it by tying it to a large pre-existing franchise.

So this takes place after Cloverfield but before Pacific Rim?

>>64917139

The fact that it was shot in IMAX contradicts this.

>>64917139
Yeah the tagline has really killed my hype.

>293 replies
>120 posters

Here's the plot based on the trailer and the short bit of info from an interview
>Mew is rescewed by Goodman and is told there's a chemical war going on outside and the world is uninhabitable
>some kind of clue tells her that's wrong (probably when she goes around in the air vents)
>Goodman fucks up her leg when she tries to run
>when she gets to the window she sees houses with the lights on inside, confirming that the world is just fine
Fade to black and then L O S T

>>64917079
I've lurked here for many years like you but unlike you I got an education and a job in those years as well. Kids are the only thing that will stop me from coming here and that's coming in a few years for me.

>>64916922
Sorry 4813 was the jukebox number. Then 550 puzzle pieces. Then 03/11/16 release date. Also 10 from the title and she spun at the game of life but I could see how far she went.

>>64917208
its almost as if you reply to people and have conversations through a thread

>>64917208
>people posted more than once

What's the problem? People are having discussions.

>>64917139
Why do you fags keep shitting on the movie itself?
>they made it more marketable, must be because it SUCKS heh not like its a niche movie or anything
I bet you'd suck its dick if it was just called Cellar.

>>64917192
It has a budget of $5m dude. Theres not gonna be any big setpieces or scenes like in cloverfield. To put that in perspective, Cloverfield had a budget of $25m and had absolutely no big name stars in it who would eat up big chunks of the budget. Think about that.

>>64917238
the game of Life thing would be hard to figure out because her car game piece changes positions in shots

>>64917192
Transcedence had an IMAX release too.

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>>64917139
>>64917201
GUYS

WHAT IF

WHAT IF ITS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF RICK AND MORTY WITH THE ALIEN PARASITES

WHAT IF JOHN GOODMAN LITERALLY /IS/ THE MONSTER

WHAT IF HE'S MIND CONTROLLED OR SOMETHING

>>64917139
They could also be trying to play the movie as something it is not.

You didn't get that from the trailer? It started as some feel good family comedy then turned into psychological horror.

>>64917261
Reddit was his first forum

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>>64917192
>shot in IMAX
[citation needed]

DMR blowup or digital IMAX is not impressive.

>>64917192
spot the shill

>>64917353
see>>64917305


>>64917305
If it didnt have Cloverfield attached to it nobody would even be talking about it, including me.

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>>64917139
>>64917201
>pissed about the "Monsters come in many forms" tagline
>not excited that it could mean the world and people outside were mutated by the bombs, the monster, and the parasites.
Come on man, be a little hype.

>>64917214
But what about when the bunker shook? Were the neighbors just throwing a rad party?

>>64917353
>>64917420

see* >>64917327

>>64917327

Monsters was made for less than $500,000 dollars.

That argument is invalid. You can do a lot with small budget if you have passionate people who invest a lot of time/effort into a project.

Considering they filmed this movie in 2014 and have had like two years to work on post production, clearly taking their time, this is not that farfetched.

>>64917440
>how does sex looks from another room

fuck off to /r9k/ and take your memefrogs with you

>>64917139
My hope is that this bunker shit will be 10-15 minutes of the film, tops, with the rest showing outdoorsy post apoc.

>"john goodman is the real monster because he's lost his humanity and is mean to the people he lives with"
Or the girl is the monster in that she's out for just herself. She's thin enough that feminists wouldn't defend her, and John Goodman is fat enough for SJWs to not accuse of white privilege. Also she's not a PoC. They thought of it all before casting the roles.

>>64917468
>
1 year of Post, actually.
It finished in December '14

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>>64917468
>Monsters was made for less than $500,000 dollar

OH IT SHOWS

>>64917468
Retard fuck off, stop getting hyped for this movie, i''m telling you to fucking lissen to me you retard.

>>64917531

Point still stands though. That's a lot of time in post for a bottle film with one location and no visual effects.

>>64917549

And this film has literally 10x the budget.

>people are the real monster

calling it

>>64917468
Monsters is an anomaly that mostly looks unfinished bar a few scenes and is a film with no A list actors who require bigger paychecks than your average no name. The film was called Cellar before its current name. Doesnt that tell you something? THE WHOLE FILM IS TAKING PLACE IN THE CELLAR.

>>64917577
>lissen to me
>lissen
You don't get to call anyone a retard when you fuck up spelling that badly.

>>64917505

http://collider.com/mary-elizabeth-winstead-faults-interview/

>Collider: How was your experience making Valencia with Dan Trachtenberg?

>WINSTEAD: That was really cool and really fun. It’s one of those Bad Robot, can’t say anything about the script type of projects, but it was really fun. It’s another really contained film. It’s just three actors, in the whole thing. It’s me and John Goodman and John Gallagher, Jr. I get to be a little bad-ass in it, which was really fun. It had been a few years since I’d done something like that, so that was really cool. I won’t give away too much, but I’m excited about it, for sure.

>Collider: Have you gotten to see it yet?

>WINSTEAD: Just bits and pieces. I was at Bad Robot the other day, and they showed me the trailer for it, which looks really cool. I’m excited. It’s going to be really interesting. It’s basically my character wakes up in a cellar and I’m being kept down there by John Goodman. He tells me that basically the world is over outside because there’s been a nuclear fall-out. It does have similarity to Faults, in some ways, because you don’t know who’s telling the truth or who to believe. There’s a lot of, who’s manipulating who, and all of that. Tonally, it’s very different, but it has some of those same themes.

>>64917584
>And this film has literally 10x the budget

most went to Good Johnman tho

>>64917549
That looks pretty fucking good.

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>girl leaves bunker
>finds decomposing corpse of the cloverfield monster, collapsed after the damage from the bombings was too much for it
>parasites still run around reproducing

>>64917645
most went to Good Johnman's personal caterers and chefs tho*

>>64917607
I love JJ and I know he loves Clovey, it's his baby and he would never slap him in another movie just like that

>>64917499
But Mew and the bearded faggot were in the shot when the basement shook. I highly doubt John Goodman can beat his dick hard enough to make an entire underground bunker rumble.

>>64917645

Red State had a budget of 4 million, and that had a lot of practical effects, action scenes, locations, and even more big stars.

John Goodman is hardly an expensive actor to nail down.

>>64917619
kek rekt

>>64917641
...and now I am disenchanted.

> It’s just three actors, in the whole thing.

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>>64917719
>souless jew who does nothing but desecrate the corpses of old franchises for cash
>he would never slap him in another movie just like that

>>64917719
>implying a Jew can change his stripes

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>>64917684
u sure?

So is it going to be another monster movie or a gritty reboot of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

>>64917034
That's right. One of his first videos was about the Cloverfield trailer.

>>64915056
Didn't like the first movie?
What's it like to be a giant fucking faggot with no taste? Cause that's what you are. nigger.

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>>64917344
>john goodman explodes like a flood carrier form, releasing a bunch of baby crabs

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/01/15/jj-abrams-10-cloverfield-lane-is-coming-in-two-months

(trigger warning: autoplay)

>A year ago, I spoke to Winstead about making the movie and she told me, "It was really fun. It was really cool. Me and John Goodman stuck in a bunker together for two months. It was awesome! It was a really intense and really fun shoot. He was such an incredible actor to get to act opposite and he’s so perfect for the part because throughout the whole movie you’re wondering if he’s telling the truth, is he trustworthy, is he a nice guy, is he not a nice guy? And it really goes on a rollercoaster of thinking he’s definitely a horrible guy and then no, he’s just misunderstood. You’re really just on the ride with my character in terms of who she can trust in the scenario and if she’s safer with him or safer escaping and battling whatever war is happening or not happening outside. So it’s a pretty interesting one."

>Winstead said she loved making the film, with its confined sets and small cast. "It makes it a really low key vibe when it’s just a couple actors. You feel like you’re almost just going and doing theater every day. It really did feel like theater because it all takes place in one space and it was just us battling one another with words and things. It’s fun. There’s not a lot of movies like that right now, so it was a treat to get to do."

>>64917344
I read that in Rick's voice

>>64917760

Dude, its confirmed by winstead that its just those three in the bunker for the whole movie >>64917641
Give up. Its gonna be bad, admit it.