Major Marquis Warren

he was a pure meme-character played by a pure meme-actor, just like tarantulla is a pure meme-director.

thats pretty racist, dude

>>64715985
Agreed.
Interestingly enough the sheriff was the only character with something resembling morals. He was probably closest thing to a good guy.

In a way they were polar opposites.

>>64716182
>In a way they were polar opposites.

Wasn't that the point?
I thought all that was on purpose so at the end when you see then working together it meant that much more.

>>64716325
well obviously in the white racist and black guy way
But i meant morality wise. Sheriff was a good guy, Warren was not.

Were the three gangmembers really all that hateful? They just seemed like they were following orders. They did some fucked up stuff, but most of the hate was with the leader

>>64715985
OB was the only entirely unhateable character of the Hateful 8. He should have got lost outside until the end were he walks in on everyone dead.

BIG

>>64717453

>murdered the qt aussie girl

They deserved far worse than they received

>>64717453
Well they did gun down a group of innocent and kind people. Joe Gage also definitely took pleasure in killing that last dude who ran outside

>>64717788
>gets lost in blizzard
>dies

>>64717813
BLACK

>>64716182

I'd say John Ruth and the Sheriff were probably the closest things to good guys in the movie

>>64717453

They killed people they didnt have too

Could have just put them in the basement

>don't you know darkies don't like being called "nigger"? They find it offensive

based kurt

>>64718026

BOYFRIENDS

>>64717788
should have stayed in the latrine taking a fat shit only to come back at the film's ending.

Who is the best character and why is it Chris fucking Mannix?

>>64717911
Kiwi but we're cool

>>64718228

Shit, yeah, my mistake

>>64715985
/pol/ shat all over this movie, reddit

anyone who watched it is a cuck who supports white genocide

>>64718223
>flops around bleed out in the background for the last 15 minutes of the film.

>>64718305
what did /pol/ say? I'm curious. what did they think of Mannix?

>>64715985
Sammy Jackson is evil IRL

>>64718315
That was just to generate tension.

WARM

>>64718305

>/pol/ didnt like it, it must be bad

The scene with the major and the confederate general mirrors the scene with the bear jew and the nazi soldier, you fool. It's designed to make you empathize with somebody you would normally make the bad guy in your head automatically.

>>64718334
go on /pol/. apperently it's a white genocide film where a black man forces a white man to give him a blowjob.

i don't watch anything that /pol/ deems degenerate

>>64718223
John Ruth by over 6 million miles.

>>64716601
>But i meant morality wise. Sheriff was a good guy, Warren was not.

I meant that way as well. I thought it was all like even at the core, These guys are DIFFERENT.

>>64718305
I'm /pol/ and I enjoyed it.

>>64718223

John Ruth is definitely a close second

>Drinks poisoned coffee
>Vomiting blood
>Still beats the shit out of Daisy

>>64718410
/pol/ trolls itself more than it does outside of /pol/

>>64718410

>letting others think for you

Fucking. Pleb.

>>64718223
the mexican, obviously

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>>64718521
>>64718445
>woman beater
>best character

yeh right

hes fucking disgusting and deserved what he got, shame he lasted so long

>>64718585
enjoy your kike propaganda

at least unlike you, i'm doing something to prevent white genocide

>>64718445
John Ruth got killed by a woman, Chris Mannix killed that woman and didn't orally rape anyone. He wins.

Also, "I'LL BE DOUBLE DOG DAMNED!!!"

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>>64718109
>O.B. enters
>sees all the carnage strewn about the room
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>smash to black
>roll credits

>>64718657
ma nigro amigo

>>64718681

She was a murderer, why does she get protection just because she's a woman?

>>64718703
or the fifteen men arriving

I liked it when the nigger maid got her guts shot out.

>>64718795
I was expecting this really.

>>64718334

there is literally no way that Mannix wouldn't shoot Warren

>le civil war was fought over niggers meme

when will this shitty revisionist SJW history fucking die

>>64718223
Nah Samuel L Jackson was the best. Goggins was literally the second weakest of the cast, only Ruth was worse

>>64718882
he was the sheriff of Red Rock.

>>64718223
this 2honestlyB

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>>64716053
what does this sentence even mean?

>>64718975

and he'd just seen Warren murder an old man in cold blood

>>64718681
Nice b8

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HAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


WELL IL BE DOUBLE DOG DAMNED

>>64718953
Are you saying that just to be contrarian or are you literally that retarded? Kurt Russell is never the weakest in anything he's in, and most people that saw the movie, including critics agree that Goggins was one of the best parts of the movie. I know that just because a lot of people like something doesn't necessarily make it good, but in this case, I think there's a consensus that you're wrong.

>>64719069
self defense the old man was reaching. besides there were more pressing matters at hand with the poisoned coffee. Mannix was very close to drinking it himself and was willing to trust Warren.

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>>64719069
Self-defense. It probably wouldn't stand up today, but back then, the definition was a little broader.

>>64719069
I'm sure everyone in the room realized Warren was just baiting him for a reaction. The fact that the Lincoln letter was bogus just bolsters the fact that his dingus story was most likely bullshit.

>>64718305
If turboplebs on /pol/ dislike something I take it as a default commendation

>>64719133
I meant Tim Roth, the actor. He was quite bad.

Kurt Russel was obviously very good

>>64719297

Back to Reddit.

>>64719049
It means they're only popular because of nostalgia and/or hipness, not because they're actually quality.

>>64718410
>Calling anyone else on this Namibian cave etching newsgroup

It's the epitome of hypocrisy

>those stupid fucking angel wings when they hang Daisy

GLIB
L
I
B

>>64719484
translation: things i don't like

>>64715985
Things I liked: The performances besides Tim Roth., the last two chapters, Chris Mannix, the Ennio Morricone music.

Things I hated: Tarantino's narration, Bruce Dern's character felt like a waste, the music that wasn't Ennio Morricone, the random slo-mo moments in the dialogue

The best dude was by far the British one. I enjoyed Kurt Russel as well.

>>64718305
>>64718410
>>64719373
>>>/pol/

Keep your retardation in your containment board.

>>64719244
Yeah. It's possible he may have killed him but he wouldn't have done all that. He said it earlier in the film. "Keeping a desperate person alive is a good way to get yourself killed." Or something like that.

>>64719244
I actually interpreted the Lincoln Letter as being real, even if it made no sense based on that last scene.

But yeah, the blowjob thing was a lie for sure. He might have not even known the kid, but if he did, he shot him and moved on at most.

>>64719883
>I actually interpreted the Lincoln Letter as being real, even if it made no sense based on that last scene.
then why did you interpret it like that?

I wanted the movie to end with black man and whitem an walking out together victorious a la Precinct 13. I guess it's the next best thing to have them both die.

>>64719816

Anti-white cunt.

>>64719049
>Wat does this sentence even meme?
Come on man

So the blowjob story was false, right?

>>64717911
New Zealand actually, but yeah, Six-Horse Trudy was a cutie

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>>64719049

>>64719717
Pretty sure all the music was Morricone mi negro amigo.

WROTE A LETTER TO A NIGGER

>>64721386
what about those songs with lyrics?

As the RLM review notes the plot nosedives once the "twist" (if you can even call it that) is revealed.

It's not a movie about 8 interconnected motives, it's about the original 3 in the caravan vs. everyone in the cabin.

>>64721646
>It's not a movie about 8 interconnected motives, it's about the original 3 in the caravan vs. everyone in the cabin.
That's not a fucking problem.

>>64720240
inbred fuck

>hateful EIGHT
>9 people in the cabin including O.B.
>10 with Channing Tatum

what a hack

>>64721646

I feel the movie nosedives as soon as Sammy Jackson Jr starts telling his story.

It feels like an aside that takes way too long and breaks up the pacing of the movie which is up to that point on point.

Tarantino in general in the last few movies goes overboard with people talking forever. If you look at his earlier works it's more to the point and concise in delivering what we need to know.

In the last few he goes full Mamet and has people chatter back and forth repeating shit in loops

"did I say something"
"did you say something?"
"I think I said something to you"
"to me?"
"to you!"
"what did you say?"
"didn't you hear me say it?"

and so on. H8ful could use a lot of those moments being trimmed down considerably.

>>64721693

It is when its marketed as a whodunnit

>>64722432
>It is when its marketed as a whodunnit
It's still a whodunnit you idiot. The who is the guy who didn't appear in the trailer.

>>64722329
>OB
>Hateful
pick one

also Jodie wasn't a part of them because he was hiding in the basement

>>64722471

Incorrect the trailer makes it out like one person is in cahoots with daisy and the film says it at first then tarantula decided to cop out and have it easy

>>64722615
>decided to cop out and have it easy
>implying having everyone in the cabin be in on it with a previously unseen/unmentioned character thrown in isn't harder than just having Michael Madsen be the culprit.

>>64718305
>black guy gets castrated
>anti-white
Come on now at least pay attention even the Confederate was right in the end.

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>>64716182
>>64715985
>>64718089
>>64718223
>implying Warren didn't have principles

He stopped the sheriff from shooting Daisy dead.

He honored Ruth's wish to have to her hanged.

He was the one who gave the sheriff the gun instead of just lining him up with the rest.

You just hate him because he burned muh white boys.

>>64718585
This

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>mfw everyone ignores the fact that this is the ultimate red pill movie

A black man and a white man from completely polar opposite backgrounds are able to put aside all their differences and come together to kill an annoying, ornery cunt

>>64722432
It ain't. No one ever said it was a whodunnit.

>>64722915
I've said it before ITT: It was the best possible ending the movie could have outside of it being Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson being the last two standing

>>64718396
why the fuck would you 'make the bad guy in your head automatically' the confederate general, you fucking cuckold?

>>64715985

did he actually do anything wrong though?

he was most likely lying about raping the guys son and only killed him in self defense when he came for his bounty and was just baiting him into grabbing the gun so he could take him out before he took him out or tried to rile up Goggin's character to do so

plus I doubt he intended to burn down that entire prison, he just burned down enough for him to escape and it spread, I'm sure he didn't risk his ass to go around burning every section on purpose

>>64722615
>tarantino copped out because of what a trailer edited by other people who have nothing to do with the movies production after the script was leaked online and performed in public and I'm just not a dumbass who cant follow twists

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>>64721979
tfw pepe wasn't rare enuff

>>64723018
>cabin burns down and ends with Kurt and SLJ out in the snow

are you even trying QT

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>>64723018
Samuel Jackson cucks Daisy in front of Kurt Russel

>>64723201

The general was a nasty motherfucker, but I would still say psychologically torturing a man into trying to kill you just to justify his death is pretty damn hateful.

Because someone has to do it:
1. Chris Mannix
2. John Ruth
3. Major Warren
4. Daisy Domergue
5. Joe Gage
6. Senor Bob
7. Oswaldo Morbay
8. O.B.
9. Channing Tatum

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I forgot how much I loved this guy. He's got a slick charm to him.

>>64723738

He singlehandedly fucked up the entire rescue attempt because he couldn't wait. He didn't even bother to let his partners in the poisoning considering they seemed as bewildered as everyone else.

>>64716053
>implying any other character could have pulled off the making your son suck a negro cock scene

>>64723738
he was easily the worst character

>obviously was lying about his story
>ugly
>fat
>Madsen's terrible acting

>>64723953
>>64723942
I thought his stupidity was a nice touch.

>>64719189
Best part of the movie.

>>64724054

Honestly, only the hangman and Jody seemed competent. Bob and Joe Gage were complete fuck-ups and couldn't lie worth a damn.

>>64723953
yeah tim roth and michael madsen were definitely the least impressive of the cast.
really didn't add too much to the movie

>>64723018
Do people not realize that Mannix reading a Lincoln letter (a fake one but whatever) to Warren with that patriotic music playing as the camera pans to Daisy's swinging corpse is the greatest fucking thing ever?

>Finish hanging her
>THAT WAS A NICE DANCE
>DAT SURE IS BEAUTIFUL

>>64723521
But the general executed a bunch of black POW's just because they were black.

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And that's why THIS chapter is called "Domergue's got a secret."

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>>64725115

I did this:

laugh·ter

noun
the action or sound of laughing

>>64725086

No denying that, he was an evil racist, but that doesn't make what Warren did any less cruel.

>>64725086
Nobody is perfect, we all hate something and it was another time and culture t.b.h.

>>64723201
He also got such a prominent position in the Army by his success slaughtering Natives with the cavalry. Whether or not you think this was bad irl, for the movie it was part of his "hatefulness".

>The Hateful Eight
>there are ten of them
>three aren't full of hate
BRAVO TARANTINO

>>64718109
What the HECK was the point of the ten minute scene of them putting in the posts to the outhouse only to never show even one person go take a dump? I was thinking it was gonna be a major plot device later, not just here dump my guns that are probably worth the equivalent of a car today down a toilet.

>>64725016
It was amazing, but if it was Kurt Russell I dunno I think it would have been a bit better. And I say this as someone who loves Walton Goggins.

>>64719365
Ah yes then, sorry bout the retard thing. I didn't mind Tim Roth, but I thought his character was completely forgetable. Even Madsen's character sticks in my mind more...I feel like he was trying too hard do a Christoph Walz impression.

>>64725732
Shows the difficulty of moving around outside, and builds tension because none of the characters are trustworthy.

>>64725732
>>64725840
Also, I think it was some sort of homage to The Thing.

>>64718657
>ok how bout dis, today since da storm is raging we ignore the hat rule; tomorrow? NO HATS

Probably butchered that, but man that dude had me laughing

>>64718410
Your 60's equivalent wouldn't have watched Myra Breckinridge either.

>>64718109
*record scratch*

>>64718410
>go on /pol/.
why the fuck would I ever do that?

>>64725875
When Kurt Russell said "one of these people isn't what they say they are" I wanted so so badly for it to just go full on thing mode and have all these wild folks deal with that situation on top of their trivial bounties and muh honor and that jazz.

>>64723615
OB is not hateful you cuck.

>>64722329
>>64725640
>Caring about the title of the movie.

>>64723953
Lol this.
Madsen seems like a good fellow, but not for this movie. He was in it just to be in it, and didn't really add much of value as a main character.

>>64720315
I believe it's up to the audience.
I didn't like the blow job story either. Thought it was too far fetched, and actually pretty tasteless. Was very graphic, and I was fighting to justify Warren's actions. "He must just really need to get off." but yeah, I would rather believe it was made up, like the Lincoln letter, which also could possibly be real if so the audience decides for themselves.

>>64725016
I agree that the ending of this movie was fucking awesome. Throughout the last chapters, I was constantly scrambling trying to figure out how QT was going to end it, trying to see if he would take any potentially shitty, easy routes. He surprised me, made sure to craft his own way out of the story.
He wrapped it up nicely and sweetly with two guys, who were initially on spiteful terms, getting together to hang a bitch and then die sweetly over their victory.
>SLJ to Goggins "Maaan, I was wrong about chu!!"
Warms me up.

QT made sure the film would end with the audience rooting for the fellas that are happy and goals-fulfilled in the end.
The end was a very grim situation, but it was a happy atmosphere. It was a fucking happy ending.


My only complaints for this film was how long and dragged the beginning seemed to be, some random bits of slow-motion when Warren got his nuts blown off, Madsen's character, Warren's BJ story, and the inconsistency with Minnie disliking Mexicans and her not reacting to Bob in the flashback (unless it was another lie from Warren.)

>>64728263
>how long and dragged the beginning seemed to be,
Django Unchained had the exact same problem, but once Calvin Candie and Stephen are introduced it picks up. Same with this movie when they finally get to the Haberdashery.

>>64717788
>The least hateful character is the first to die
>All the nice and kind characters are killed before the film even begins

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>>64728263

>>64728718
OB wasn't the first to die.

>>64718305
There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year after the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and utterly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh

anyone who considers this trash anything above a 4/10 is a anti-art redditor and should fuck off

>>64722982
The trailer is cut to make it look like a whodunit.

The taglines they use in the trailer are there to make it seem like a whodunit.

The pre-movie hype called it a whodunit.

Nigga you are stupid.

>Movie called the Hateful Eight
>There are nine people in the cabin

>>64732565
Reddit hated this movie, desu senpai.
Source: take a wild guess.

>>64723738
He was underrated imo, he seemed like a tragic character who didn't really enjoy killing and wanted out of it. He seemed to show remorse when he killed Six Horse Judy.

>>64732553
nobody here is talking about shark tank faggot

>>64733980
Didn't look remorseful when he followed that blood trail outside of Minnie's and blasted that other dude.

just admit that none of you expected there to be someone under the floor

also Mexican standoff