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Me in the back.
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What was the exact situation/moment that tipped her over the edge?
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I still think she looks hot there.
>be me
>local flikotorium decides to expand
>I enlist
>fuck, 3 years in the popcorn caves were enough
>I rapidly rise trough the ranks, despite being a virgin
>the explosive collar itches though
>I'm now in command of an entire squad
>the ''Bloodthirsty Goblin of Zyzz'', 84th Manlet regiment
>scary guys, but the best in their job
>advancing towards the enemy lines in an APC
>not much resistance for now, but the mud in the no man's land is slowing us down
>suddendly, a HEAT round hits us, out of nowhere
>I scream to my squad to get out over the screechings of the burning crew
>they were good guys
>I barely make it out just to see half the manlets turn into charred corpses by the ammunitions cooking-off
>I lay on the ground, ears ringing and caked in blood and motor oil
>I see the remaining manlets running away towards our lines
>they're probably going to be executed for cowardice btw
>at least my collar seems broken, and the flik commissar is dead
>maybe I'll make it out!
>that's when I hear the horn sound
>ANOTHER phosgene attack by the enemy falcons
>mfw
How come they have air support and chemical weapons while we barely have food? Fuck this shit
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You joined the wrong side buddy. You're fighting my Kinoplex boys. We have air conditioning in our tanks and enough jet fuel to fly from here to the Woods of Holly and back thousands of times. If you surrender to me personally I can guarantee you a bed and 3 square meals a day.
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>>83948137
You sure they won't throw me in the camps under the showers or something like that?
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Look man, I said a bed and 3 square meals. I didn't say it wouldn't be a forced labor camp. We discovered years ago that a well rested and fed laborer can produce far more than a starving sleep deprived one.
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>almost all of the world's great paintings, literature, and music were inspired by Christianity
>almost no Christian movies have been made since the 1950's
Why is this?
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What has Christianity done for me lately?
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>>83947610
What have you done for Christ?
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>>83947610
God created you, you ungrateful prick
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AM I HEARING YOU RIGHT?
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>>83947410
GAHLIC
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GARLIC BREAD?!
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Carshare is underrated desu
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Would Tupac approve?
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>>83947339
No I dont
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>>83947339
Damn what the fuck happened?
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Wtf its almost 2 and a half hours long
What the fuck happened with "Creed 2"? I remember everybody involved on the production was rushing production and overall it had positive reception.
Now aparantly Stallone is doing another one without the Adonis Creed character (Michal B Jordan) What happened?
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Boxing is boring anyway, never understand the hype for these shitty flicks
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Didn't the director die or am i thinking of someone else?
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No creed 2, we Rocky 7 now.
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Hijacking the /tpg/ for my own needs edition
I posted this in the last thread but it was at the very end so I'm going to post it again:
I found out Lynchs home address. I'm thinking about stopping by and seeing if I can talk to him. I live like 2 hours away. Should I film it? Maybe the camera would make him more comfortable because it's something he's familiar with? Should I bring food or drinks with me? I was thinking about buying some of Kyle Maclaughlans wine and bringing it over. I think that'd be really cool. Do you have any other suggestions? He doesnt live too far so I dont see why him and I cant be friends. I know this kind of sounds like I'm joking but I am not. I have loved Lynch since I was a child and I would be so happy to meet him.
EDIT: Okay I will definetly bring a camera with me. Maybe I can get a great reaction from him if he gets mad at me, but I really hope thats not the case. I can do it tomorrow probably, so who knows. Maybe in 24 hours I'll be hanging out with Gordon Cole himself.
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>>83946972
Autist edition. Please do it.
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you are fucking retarded OP, kys.
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Would you fuck Mr. Tojamura?
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ITT the greatest directors of our generation.
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>>83946919
He's great at directing me to the nearest liquor store.
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How arrogant must you be to take a picture like this of yourself?
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>>83947005
Him and his buddies dick around with filmmaking equipment all day. When I worked in photography I had a ton of really great pictures of myself too, it just happens when EVERYONE has a camera in their hands.
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What height can you handle? 2017-06-15 08:40:11 Post No.83946879
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What height can you handle?
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>Karen Gillan - 5' 11'
>Gal Gadot - 5' 10'
>Taylor Swift - 5' 10'
>Jennifer Lawrence - 5' 9'
>Krysten Ritter 5' 9'
>Anne Hathaway - 5' 8'
>Rihanna - 5' 8'
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead - 5' 8'
>Keira Knightley - 5' 7'
>Brie Larson - 5' 7'
>Hayley Atwell - 5' 7'
>Katy Perry - 5' 7'
>Cara Delevingne - 5' 7'
>Kate Beckinsale - 5' 7'
>Emma Stone - 5' 6'
>Eva Green - 5' 6'
Chloe Bennet - 5' 6'
>Aubrey Plaza - 5' 6'
>Margot Robbie - 5' 6'
>Zooey Deschanel - 5' 6'
>Elizabeth Olsen - 5' 6'
>Kristen Stewart - 5' 5'
>Emma Watson - 5' 5'
>Olivia Munn - 5' 4'
>Scarlett Johansson - 5' 3'
>Natalie Portman - 5' 3'
>Vanessa Hudgens - 5' 1'
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i like small framed girls with big boobs and tiny feet so 5'5-5'0 for me
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>mfw 6'1" masterrace
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6' 3" alpha here, so all of them
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ITT: fuck you I like it
It's nowhere near as good as the original but the original was excellent so there's still a lot of scope there for it to be good
It wouldn't have copped a fraction of the flack it got if people hadn't been measuring it againt the original, beside which 90% of action movies look like garbage
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>>83946850
Felt more like a Star Wars movie than TFA
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>>83946850
i just hate the actor so fucking much
fucking swedish piece of trash
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>>83946850
it needed more blood
other then that it was decent, I enjoyed it
if they used a different title people would have bitch how it was a robocop ripoff
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Can we all agree that this was kino?
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>>83946781
that spot of tea is surely dead by now.
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F
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>>83946781
Why is Wallace so demanding of Gromit?
Press S to spit on Wallace's grave.
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Can /tv/ stay single for a year?
https://youtu.be/KxWrYqHMN6U
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Haha, try 26 years :DD
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>>83946712
Try 36, amateur.
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all her videos are clickbait 2 minute long videos where she acts out really unfunny jokes
how exactly did she get popular?
How do you stop her?
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>>83946648
Nuke it from orbit
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By punching her clit
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Take one for the team and give her a season ending pregnancy
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I just marathoned this movie. Did I like it?
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>>83946538
Marathoned? You mean you WATCHED it?
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>>83947396
Yeh I watched it all in one sitting. Binged it if you will.
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>>83947424
Is that not how humans watch movies?
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What is some essential Boutella kino?Mummy thread too I guess
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>>83946204
She looks like a guy I went to school with.
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>>83946397
To bad you didn't fuck him then.
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Is it just me or are her boots massive?