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it would be extremely painfull

>>83964873
for you

Hello CIA, i'm JLO

Why did Jackson leave out Aragorn and Legolas singing after sending Boromir out on the boat?

>get out here you oogie-boogie nigger!
why did jackson allow this?

AND THE WATER'S BOILING

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>movie
>character

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>>83964649
>cop movie
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>83964649
name 5 CBS procedurals where these events occur

>>83964617
Unrealistic and unfair child and spousal support payments applied to him by the corrupt crony capitalistic Government.

>>83964617
alimony

>>83964617
honestly who fucking cares. this is a dead meme popularized to the normie community.

And you idiots didn't even meme a nice guy. Everyone who works with him says he's a prick.

>>83964571
I honestly don't see how any man could ever masturbate to the thought of a nigger fucking their mother. Really, it means you aren't a man at all and need to kill yourself.

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>>83964571
Why isn't there ever a black girl and a white man for these things?

>>8396465

as an internet sexologist, let me present it to you this way:

compare the appeal of watching a woman fuck a male dog vs a man fucking a female dog

One is kinky the other one is sad and pathetic

>character is a servant
>he has british accent

>group of characters is referred to as rotten scumbags
>every one of them is kind and noble but quirky

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>character is a Pakistani insurgent
>he has a british accent

This is literally and non-ironically WE WUZ the motion picture

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>its just a meme, right guys?

>>83964338

>yggdrasil portrait on the right

No. But then I watch everything with subtitles.

When the show was first airing, I had it going in the background while I did other things. Damn near impossible to make sense of the dialogue if you're not sitting there actively listening and paying attention to it. That said, when you do sit down and really listen you realize that David Milch might've written the greatest masterpiece of our time.

>>83964282
>perhaps because I'm a fucking retard.
At least you're aware of it.

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>>83964227

Sauron

Sauron was created by Ea originally as one of the many Maiar and Ainu Spirits. Sauron managed to remain good and uncorrupt, resisting the corruption that was instilled in many of the Ainu through Morgoth’s discord in the creation of Arda. After travelling to Arda, Sauron aligned himself with Aule the smith, where he learned and mastered the craft. Though Sauron sought to do good, he saw in Morgoth the will and power that would help him achieve greater things quicker than if he had pursued them himself. Once his allegiance was made to Morgoth, he fell deeper into his corruption and eventually became a lieutenant and was lord of the Werewolves and Vampires, directing the war against the elves. Sauron was later defeated by Luthien and Huan the wolf-hound and went into hiding for most of the First age until the defeat of Morgoth. After lying dormant and hidden for 500yrs, Sauron began revealing himself as Annatar “The Lord of Gifts” where he deceived the elves to forge the rings of power, while Sauron forged in secret the ring of power. Through the second age, Sauron gained power and called himself “Lord of the Earth”. After losing his body in a failed attempt to destroy valinor, Sauron came forth in the Battle of Dagorlad but was defeated by Isildur and still lived through the power of the ring. Though in ethereal form, Sauron sought to form his armies and take physical form again but was later destroyed after Frodo Baggins cast the ring into mount doom (Y'all know the damn story).

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>>83964236

>Ungoliant

>Ungoliant is a primidorial being who took the shape of a great spider. What or where she came from is unknown, even to the valar. From The Book of Lost Tales 1: "Mayhap she was bred of mists and darkness on the confines of the shadowy seas, in that utter dark that came.". Morgoth came to Ungoliant, knowing her lust to feed off of light and offered an alliance to attack the and obtain the light of the two trees. After Ungoliant had gorged on the sap of the tree's and fled Valinor, She feasted on the gems that Morgoth had stolen. In turn she grew to a monstrous size, dark and terrible to behold. She saw that Morgoth kept in secret the silmarills that held the light of the trees and refused to give them to her. With appalling rage Ungoliant unleashed a storm of fearsome black webbing that came unseen through the inky void of the Unlight surrounding Her and she ensnared The Dark Lord Morgoth helplessly in a constricting stranglehold that he could never escape. In his helplessness Morgoth gave one last cry to what he thought to be his last breath. His cry echoed in the depths of his stronghold of Angbad and summoned his sevants of shadow and flame the balrog. With their whips of fire that bore unnatural strength from the furnaces of Udun, they tore the webbing and Freed their Lord. In her defeat Ungoliant fled to Nan Dungortheb and bred with great spiders, producing many of her kind. It is said that Ungoliant ultimately perished at her own hands when, in her utmost hunger, she devoured herself.

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>>83964250

>Melko (Morgoth)

>Melko was made first an Ainu created by Eru in the timeless halls. Melko was gifted the greatest knowledge of all the Ainu, possessing also all gifts shared by other Ainu. While the Ainur sung the Great Music, creating Arda through it, Melko weaved his evil thoughts into the music causing a discord among the Ainu. Thus when the music had created Arda it had already been flawed through Melkos' discord and it was then he took an interest in the world, finding evil where he could. Melko sought to disrupt every action of the Vala and claimed the field of Varda as his own, establishing the fortress of Angbad in which he left Sauron in charge of.Upon being the first to find the elves in Varda, he transformed them through his corruption into orcs. It was then that the Valar overcame Melko and brought him to the halls of mandos for three ages. after feigning repentance he was ordered released. Lusting after the silmarills that Feanor has created, Melko(now Morgoth) sought Ungoliant and destroyed the Two Trees of light and stole the Silmarills. Feanor swore vengeance but was destroyed in an attack against Orcs by Morgoths lieutenant Gothmog. After hundreds of years of war and corruption upon Arda, Earendil presented the Valar with a silmarill in exchange for their assistance in the defeat of Morgoth. Thus the war of wrath erupted between Morgoth's forces and of the Valinor and the free people. After having most of his balrogs defeated and all of his orcs destroyed, Morgoth sent forth his dragons from the depths of his fortress out of fear where they too were defeated by Thorondor and a host of great Eagles. Morgoth then fled to the depths of the earth and begged for pardon but instead his feet were hewn from under him and his iron crown made into a collar around his neck where he was thrown face down into the void for eternity.

>>83964211
NONNNEEEE BUT DUBS SHALL PASSS

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>british """""humour"""""

>>83964341
*tries to pass*

It was bland.

Kind of disappointing but not as horrible as I thought.

It has the tone and look that you expect. However I think you can say that everything kind of happens that you expect to happen from about half way into the movie to the end.

I never really thought the first one was that iconic. I think people who were really into heroin or pills were huge fans, I dunno

schidlers list was pretty good

First quarter of 2001 is the only thing I can think of.

>>83964006
Clan of the Cave Bear

>>83963946

how unlikeable is he compared to the main character from the last man on earth?

>>83963946
I liked the ep where it showed how he met the french woman.

It made sense why he proposed and was depressing as fuck.

>>83964007
how far in is that? may give it another try
>>83963990
never seen it

does it matter she's already realized he's a scumbag

When does 'everybody except Jimmy Mike and Gus die' come is the real question

>>83963836
>Have almost everything you wanted
>Fuck it up for every single woman in the prison because of MUH JUSTICE

>>83964134
In all fairness, it was only one black women who cried MUH JUSTICE. The other black women thought she went too far too at that point.

>>83963836
Threads about this show should be banned on /tv/ because it's garbage.