>The other day I was driving in my car, and I notice a white guy crossing the road. Nothing special, but did you know what I did? I know, I should've let him cross safely, but I just couldnt, so I ran him over. He should've moved faster, like as fast as whites went to colonize Africa.
>Speaking of Africa, can you imagine what a paradise that place would be without white people? Can you imagine have the planet would be without white people? A paradise, I'm telling you. We white people only bring poverty and oppression wherever we go.
>Well, thats all for tonight, thank you for coming to my stand up show. Feel free to grab a free I Hate White People bumper sticker on your way out.
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Does Dreamwood by Heather Mackey have a movie?
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Not that I know of but I've just read a brief plot synopsis and I think it deserves one
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>I read a 40 word synopsis and think it deserves a millions of dollars invested into making a film
This is how awful films are made
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Half the shitty """jokes""" in this show aren't even jokes. Why do people pretend to like it?
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>>83796636
There's like 3 jokes here anon.
They're all real books, that's funny.
Theory of evolution being there is funny.
Then there's the social commentary on knee jerk book banning like Satanic Verses and (humourously) Hop On Pop.
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>>83796636
>implying they shouldn't teach the children about Tek War
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it's a perfectly cromulent joke
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>yesterday
>ate hot wings
>wake up in the morning with burning diarrhea
>take pepto bismol
>end up constipated
>struggling to force out burning black coals
why is life so cruelhouse?
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>>83796606
Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong board.
/b/ is two bookmarks down.
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>>83796631
/tv/ needs to know about my shitting problem
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>>83796606
Kek.
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Rate my girlfriend
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>>83796588
Why did you post someone's grandpa?
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grandpa's gonna be your girlfriend tonight
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>we need a voice actor with a deep, smooth voice, but we don't have the money to pay for James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
>say no more
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He's pretty good. Loved him as the Arbiter.
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>>83796550
That's the guy from call of duty right?
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essential space kino
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>>83796497
Unironically Interstellar
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>>83796519
your suggestion is shit.
that was climate change prop.
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>>83796497
>life
>kino
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Letterboxd thread: post profiles and discuss what you have recently watched
QOTD: what is the next film you are planning to see on 35mm
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>>83796391
>QOTD: what is the next film you are planning to see on 35mm
the death of mr lazarescu
i missed pepe le moko a few weeks ago hehe
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>>83796654
tfw moko doesn't mean frog
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>>83797166
Are u French?
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>I WANNA BE IN THA GODDAMN ILLUMINADI
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What was her dealio?
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>>83796209
Bing Crosby's granddaughter
potential dyke
also hot
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>>83796209
Cersei looks like shit in season 7
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What was her problem?
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How do you go from this.
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>>83796124
To this
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got in-character for sense8
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I figure they were abused as kids, I mean they went to a Catholic school
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What are some movies where all men are evil and almost everybody learns a lesson?
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i liked the parts when the main character slapped every other character in the movie
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>>83796330
i wish he kicked everyone instead
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>don't mind me, i'll just be pirating that wallet
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since you are making a copy it, you realize you are causing the already big problem of inflation right?
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>>83796048
legit thot that was black panther from the thumbnail, and the behavior fits
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>>83796048
Then you will have 2 notes with same serial number and your mark will get in trouble. Now it's no longer a victimless crime.
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what the hell am I watching?
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A guy who fucks
Jesus Christ
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Jesus Christ