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MY NAME IS OPTIMUS PRIME

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>finally earn enough money to see Wonder Woman IMAX®
>ticket + food + drink + tip cost me $54.13
>make my way to the cinema door
>movie trivia toad asks me which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis
>got it wrong
>forced back into popcorn mines

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is there a movie with a more unlikable cast of protagonists than picture related?

why is there a 20 minute diner scene of four obnoxious women having the most contrived boring conversation ever, preceded and followed by 10 minute boring contrived conversations driving in a car?

i feel like quinten tarintino grew up alone and friendless and has no idea how people actually talk to and treat each other in real life. his only frame of reference is edgy exploitation movies.

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How come she is one of the only inmates with any brains and street smarts?

She knows how to avoid being killed by the other inmates while at the same time knows that riots don't lead to shit.

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our sun is dying

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ITT: movies that were well ahead of their time

For me, it's Stalker (1979)

if this movie came out now it would be heralded as a modern masterpiece, in fact I'm surprised we haven't seen a reboot, and I won't be surprised if we see one in the next decade

What are some other movies like this?

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So I just finished F&F6 after marathoning the franchise this week and finally caught this scene.
I solved it.
Vin Diesel is on the top of a ramp going into the garage behind him, so The Rock walks up near the ramp to look Vin the eyes.
It's why Vin looks so much taller because he's up a ramp while Rock is at ground level.

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Woman, I am the I.T. guy.

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is the original Dark Shadows any good?

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>This week on Cuck TV...

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>Happy uncles cock

What did Beetlejuice mean by this?

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what was the purpose of this sequence?

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>Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.

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Someones criticism of a movie is that "the time travel isn't realistic enough!"

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>Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

>Okay what do you want to know?

>Well, hash is legal over there, right?

>Yeah, It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

>And those are the hash bars?

>Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, cause, get a load of this; all right, if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

>Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

>I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

>What?

>It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.

>Example?

>Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

>They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

>No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

>What'd they call it?

>They call it Royale with Cheese.

>Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

>Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

>Le big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

>I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

>What?

>Mayonnaise.

>Goddamn!

>I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

>Uuccch!

Was this proto reddit?