one of the worst movies ive seen. Two cunt tourists go to beanerville, pay to go scuba diving in a cage, and then screech and yell for the next hour doing the stupidest fucking shit with shaky cam shark encounters. directed by a woman, of course. If i ever meet this cunt i will beat my six dollars back out of her face.
Still better than the shark movie with the seagull.
>>84196080
>directed by a woman
meh, I thought it was fine. As far as recent shark movies go The Shallows was better but there's certainly much worse the genre has to offer
Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zxk78tzp34
Can we get a kino music video thread going?
Whats a good movie about living the Cowabunga Lifestyle ?
>>84195962
Surf Ninjas
>woman caught me looking at her california boobs
oops
Totally Not Doppelganger Coop's Rapebaby Edition
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Meanwhile: >>84191444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JiiIyQ1u-M
>>84195933
peenus weeenus:D
Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).
Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle has in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.
Was Stanley the bad guy?
>>84195755
Of course. It's just that Marlon Brando gave such a magnetic, sexual performance that weak-minded people threw their sense of right and wrong overboard and downplayed his character's villainy.
Why don't they make them like this anymore lads?
Wouldn't it be really stupid to make contact with that kid at the end, even though he seemed to give up the skin head ideology? You are just asking to get murdered
>>84195695
yeah, very stupid indeed. Oh well.
The entire movie, I just couldn't get over how short he was.
ITT: disappointing endings
Disappointing seasons.
a direct lift from Lord of War
>>84195717
It was good overall
Just a waste of a good character (Varga)
It's you who's out, Gobberg
>Out of your Tribe!
subtle, Raimi
>>84195588
BACK TO FORMULA.
MORE ZYKLON B
>>84196898
>ZYKLON B? why not the brand NEW ZYKLON C? odourless and colourless!
Why aren't comedy films appreciated more?
because there are only a few comedy films and many more comedy flicks.. and most people are idiots
Can someone please explain to me? I don't understand how this flick I just watched really ends?
>>84195486they were inside he creatures stomach, being dissolved
An elder god lived beneath the church, slowly devouring everything around it. The film crew entered its maw. The film crew was devoured.
>>84195486
the townspeople were ancient pagans, the church was a front for them
they worshiped some kind of creature that was dwelled under the church, or was perhaps some kind of earth-based creature, or a demon, I don't remember if it was ever clear on that
presumably the pagans had some tradition of feeding their babies to the beast, hence all the baby skeletons the guys find
in the end they wind up inside the stomach which shuts them in and begins secreting digestive acid
Was Dr. Katz a good father?
>>84195372
>enabled his loser mid-20s NEET son
lol no
>>84195414
f-fuck you
https://youtu.be/1QpMSwSzDYE
What was his problem?
Call now
I laugh evertriem
>I SMOKED CRACK COCAINE FOR 10 YEARS
>BUT NOT ANYMORE THANKS TO ADDICTION COUNSELING
>WHY HAVE YOU NOT CALLED YET