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was he an ebophile?

>>84925756
No. He was probably pansexual and thus married Tonks.

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How did they get a chuckle brother in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

bc gay

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>>84925508

>>84925508
muh dikes
muh 80s nostalgia
muh lmao technology is so awesome and cool!

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Egypt flashback

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Kino

cutie

>>84924464
>inb4 /tv/ gets worked up about the casting choice for the star of a movie that will be shit anyway, drawn from an IP that never had a snowball's chance in hell of producing a decent film

>>84924493
Not really

>>84924417
Koba did literally nothing wrong.
It's ironic that in the movie the roles between niggers and whites is reversed.

it was [spoiler/] earth [/spoiler] the entire time

>>84925267
>Koba did literally nothing wrong.
He died to Caesar

who cares? /tv/ is a DC board

Zendaya is not Mary Jane she is Michelle and her character isn't supposed to be attractive.

>>84924322
This. marvelcucks pls go

Take the glove off, let's go a few rounds!

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What do you find interesting about Thanos?

>>84923397
>Marvel
>Kino

Lmao

watch it again. read some analysis. it's not that hard to figure out. it's very emotional.

Mulholland Drive apparently

A porno with a long ass intro

>>84923148
DUDE SCOTLAND LMAO

>addiction

Sorry, not a fan of fantasy.

>>84923594
>addiction
>fantasy

what

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template

>>84923135
>Manson:James Franco
>Krenwinkle:Jennifer Lawrence
>Atkins:Emma Roberts
>Watson:Miles Teller
>Beausoleil: Leo Dicaprio
>Van Houten:MEW
>Tate: Amber Heard
>Polanski:Any extra
>Bugliosi:Adrien Brody

>>84923584
also, Scorcese as Director. Tarantino is a disgusting annoyig cunt

>>84923037
The film is just shit. There is nothing really to analyze. Even it did well or does well in foreign markets, it would still be shit. I think that's part of the reason.

But to try to answer your question more concretely, I think it has more to do with today's typical audiences not giving a shit about movies during the peak of the summer. It used to be that summer was the big block buster season. Not so much anymore. Normies would rather do other things than spend their time watching CGI super heroes, even though they are the prime demo which keep these shitty movies afloat.

>>84923037
too much "diversity"

not enough of the characters that people usually like to see in a spiderman movie: black mj, black flash, no uncle ben, young aunt may ...etc

no iconic spiderman moments as in him web slinging in New York

You know those straight to dvd Disney Channel produced films?

Well thats exactly what this film reminds me of. Some serious money laundering going on. The cgi was not $150 million worth.

Anyway the comedy was disney style sitcom. Without the spiderman name it would be flopping.

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They're my main guilty pleasure. Bumping with a few in the hopes I'll find something I haven't already watched

>Aliens vs Cowboys
Under rated because of the cheesy title and premise but a good movie with great acting and even better backdrop

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>Attack the Block
Great little movie about aliens invading a scheme in London, albeit some shitty child actors

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>Lockout
Fairly cheesy and cliche, and basically just Escape From New York in space, but a good ride nonetheless.

>literally professional waifus

>the BBC funded a film about how japan is shit
based

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>crying about anime on an anime website

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

>>84922514
That guy was a tool. Where did Kubrick even find him?

>>84922514
Happy birthday, zipperhead

1. District 9
2. 28 Days Later
3. Little Miss Sunshine
4. Drive
5. Big

>>84919622
where are your top five favorite tv shows? i cannot post until you tell me.

>>84919622
If you want to add TV, you can do so. For TV shows, my faves are:

1. Twin Peaks
2. Mad Men
3. Fawlty Towers
4. The Leftovers
5. The Sopranos