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Excerpt from the book Ready Player One, the film adaptation of which is being directed by smaltz auditor Steven Spielberg.
I think the line "I'd only had it for a few weeks now but my time-travelling, Ghost Busting, Knight Riding, matter-penetrating DeLorean was already my avatar's trademark" actually gave me terminal cancer of the brain
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What's terrifying is that if I had read this 7/8 years ago I would probably have enjoyed it
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>not linking the pages where he just lists shit he can remember from the 80's and 90's for line after line after line
You fucked up.
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This should be classified as pornography, it's just so awful and disgusting. Deriving enjoyment from something like this will degenerate your mind.
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What does /tv/ think of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence?
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>>85440013
Great film, not Bowie's best performance (that would be "The Man Who Fell to Earth") but really great and believable performances all round.
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>>85440013
Great movie, great soundtrack. I watch it every Christmas season.
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kino scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALrrgEOlvU
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Andy Serkis' Jungle Book WHEN?
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This movie is not that great.
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nolan is a friggin dork
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the biggest flaw of this movie is the lack of memes. meme-ento man ran out of juice.
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>>85439640
go back to /leftypol/
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What is the best movie, and why is it the room?
Also:
>2 cameras
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>>85439539
>I fehd ahp with dis wuhrld!
>YES!!!
>in a few minutes, bitch
Let's not forget the scene where Denny owe Chris-R and Claudette asks if HE was the one selling or giving the drugs to him. 10/10.
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uhem tayerd, uhem waysterd, I lurv you dahling!
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>>85439539
why are there two cameras?
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>King of the Hill had so many strawmans that it eventually did a strawman of cats
Wow.
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Trevor Noah NOT Dead, Despite Death Hoax
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2017-07-25 03:19:27
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>Trevor Noah is NOT dead, despite a fake news story. The untrue article is yet another awful death hoax.
>“Breaking News: South African Comedian Trevor Noah Dies At 33,” reads the completely false headline on news.states-tv.com. The accompanying article wrongly states, “South African impressionist and most influential comic and actor, Trevor Noah has died after being injured in a car accident, [a] reliable source discloses.”
So usually when someone dies they report that he was the victim of a death hoax the day before. Who will be the new host of The Daily Show?
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A shame.
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Dammit.
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>>85439296
Damn if he died they might actually have to find someone capable to run the daily show.
He's horrendous at it.
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What did /tv/ think of Man of the House? I liked the cute cheerleaders.
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>>85439093
>Man of the House
>Man
TRIGGERED
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does this film pass the bechdel test
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>>85439093
>sanctioning this buffoonery
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>show set in Detroit
>100% white cast
How was this show allowed on TV?
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>>85439082
That was the comfiest show ever. Made it even comfier that the cast were all white imo.
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clearly a suburb
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>>85439082
They only shot inside home and in tv place... It's not like they were going on the streets or anything
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Why the fuck haven't you watched the first season of the real world yet? The show that started it all?
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>Either you die a hero or see yourself in capekino
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>>85438918
I saw this on reddit.
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>>85438954
Where?
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>>85438918
Would Gohlem and the hobbit just be side steps then?
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I need your help /tv/, in case /wsr/ isn't helpful.
I need to analyze a single scene, sequence, or shot from the film M, examining its significance in terms of cinematography, sound, performance, or theme and it's relation to the German expressionism movement.
Please help me /tv/, all I ask from you is to help me choose the easiest scene to analyze.
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>>85438901
https://youtu.be/u3rWLm_PAbc?t=308
5:08 to 6:00
the shadows
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>>85439153
Thank you, anon!
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2017 - the year of overrating movies
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2017-07-25 03:08:25
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>John Wick 2
shit
>Get Out
meh
>Okja
shit
>Dunkirk
meh
>Baby Driver
meh
>Logan
meh
every one of these got rave reviews. fucking state of critics. discuss. also, give me actual good films that came out this year.
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>>85438893
>give me actual good films that came out this year.
Dunkirk
John Wick 2
Baby Driver
Logan
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Infiltration of "holier than thou" plebbit posters here this summer is alarmingly high. OP best if you returned to your shitty site and stay there.
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>>85438893
The Lost City of Z is worth a watch. I haven't seen many movies from this year.
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How does Xena have better fighting choreography than Game of Thrones? 2017-07-25 03:07:29 Post No.85438858
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How does Xena have better fighting choreography than Game of Thrones?
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Literally embarrassing.
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> This guy walks up and makes your girlfriend depressed
Wat do?
GET READY FOR RUSSKINO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLegoO4NdD8
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>>85438815
can't even listen to this shitty language for more than 10 seconds.
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>its another DUDE RUSSIAN LIFE IS SO HARD LMAO episode