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>>86647957
He isn't there to study. Gandalf isn't training him to defeat voldy. He's just there as bait.

Pretty sure both he and Ron were mediocre students.

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How did they get away with many of the faux pas that riddled the books and movies? Oh wait they didn't, and that's why it will forever be cemented as easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Yes, unless you're a really successful millionaire or some shit
Your time limit for "figuring it out" ends at 32~

>>86647710
yeah they either become sex addicted perverts or they become insane

I don't know. Why are you asking me?

>>86647631
no idea. they're all psychologically broken and have no business fighting bad guys

>>86647631
The point was to have an entertaining crossover event for heroes who won't have their own movies.

It failed at the entertaining part.

>>86647631
Prevent THE HAND from ruining future seasons of Daredevil.

Gao can stay though.

There's no value to it. Theaters literally project movies off a computer. You can get the same experience from literally watching the movie on your computer.

Companies realize this and expect to make their money off DVD sales, streaming, licensing, etc. Box office performance means nothing.

>>86647525
the movies aren't dying
jew social engineering is dying

Dumb luddites believe their 65" LCD and tinny surround sound is better than the theater experience.

>>86645010
I hope he does, especially now that Joss Whedon has been exposed as a degenerate.

This film is going to be a fucking mess.

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>>86645143
t. Abdullah

>>86644801
different class/species of engineers. we'll see the god-tier engineers in the next movie when an engineer SWAT team goes to war with david and his xenomorph army

>>86644852

will there even be another movie?

>>86644801
Reminder this is what magical dragons should look like, the wings are pointless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKSKxQcyYdE
Even then there'd still be dipshits like this though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t13gCrHLlw
From comments:
Nathaniel Peter3 months ago
My soul said that a man grabbed that snake's tail and threw it into the air and captured it in the camera to fool us as if it is flying. Nothing can fly unless it has wings or powers of God to levitate.

Examples of magical flying dragons!

Chinese Dragons Fly By MAJICK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4LwfpAr90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt9t2bryUeY
Majick Flying DRAGONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrbOmOyp18o

FUCK YOU GRRM!

>>86644770
Fire in the Sky is good desu

Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story is a pretty spooky documentary on Netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUb2mMEdB8

If Jon or Daenerys dies, we riot.

>>86644110
does /freefolk/ > /got/

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>>86644110

>>86642791
I found the two episodes, one that dealt with autism, and the other that dealt with dementia, to be moving, maybe especially the autism one. Some of the milder cases were heart warming and you just loved them, but the most severe ones.. I would rather be dead than have to live my entire life taking care of a languageless, screaming giant child.

do you have to ask

The brain damage one. Rich woman falls off horse and ends up being a dick to her kids and her husband is visibly tortured by it but cant ever leave her

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>>86642691
Marvel because of how petty they are.

>>86642691
Stat Wars and Capeshit

>>86642691
DCEU

12:41 PM Raven said to Matt "personally I can't believe no one has targeted Paul." The feeds switch to SR with Jason and Kevin

I can't even imagine being this stupid, I really can't

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#Friendship
#Boys
#BigStyle
#ShowmanceKiller
#Gumpy

First for 27-1

fuck off retard

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rothschilds bow to Sneed and Chuck

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control Springfield with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Sneedgrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Sneed Seeds

both said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and feed/seed progress with them

They own feed/seed R&D labs around the world

You likely have seed inside you right now

They are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sneed (formerly chucks)

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the chuck bang to the end of the sneedverse

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>86640874
To feed and seed.

How much do you get paid to shill this fool?

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>>86640889
*dabs on you*

>>86640805
holy shit this kid is actually balding

the writer LITERALLY said she was her self insert

>>86640402
>female sjw writers
>killing a female cartoon character
the outrage that would create

He should have lmao
would have been hella funny and pretty dope to see animated
also bitch was annoying af, like shut up and show me pickle rick

Wouldn't work, people would boo him for attacking a woman's looks.

>>86639746
>"is that because you've never had sex, fatty?"

can someone tell what happened there?
i usually dont follow celeb shit