ERP Thread: Cup o' cum edition!
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Hun.. I work fast, if you catch my drift~ <3
>Taking the noises as further encouragement. He pours a handful of oil and carefully begins rubbing the lips of her pussy trying to be as slow and gentle as possible. He reaches down and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
Posting here just to be safe
Those occasions were few and far between sir, but as I said I am not from this time. I live hundreds of years before today and have long since been diseased.
>Quickly point her arm out you her index finger pointed outwards.
My wanting of the grail, not some primal urges, is what brought me back.
As I said the the rather vile commoner, I am from a few ages in the past. My wanting to protect my country was so strong the grail chose me to come back and fight for it.
King arthur is in fact a very real character who also seeked the grail, there is a chance that she might very well be here in these wars as well.
Oh the shepherds is it? Whom might they be, I'm always willing to have more assistance of my journey, though it is quite perilous I would not wish to endanger anyones lives who was not fully prepared to die.
(Reply to Lucina in the last thread.)
Well, I certainly came prepared on that front, don't you worry... I got a Volant Axe, a Brave Sword, and I was able to manage getting my hands on the Book of Naga, as well. Wasn't easy getting my hands on that. I also have a couple elixirs, by the off chance things go south.
>Layle said, giving a reassuring nod to Lucina.
>As if to dodge and parry, he threads to the side, and lifts his arm with a guffaw.
Well, I'm not going to deny you have a lot of zest. The only problem is, that you've come here in search of your grail. I doubt you'd find any relic like that in a place like this, to be entirely honest with you.
Indeed. Speaking of fun, I must confess, you're quite alluring. I've been.. unable to take my eyes off you, if I am to be honest.
The question is; what won't you be catching when I'm done with you? </3
Of course, King Arthur or rather her real name Arturia has always been a female. Wait do your legends tell of something different? Has history been changed to suit more believable odds?
I did not willingly come here unnamed commoner. I was summoned here either by someone or the grail and I highly doubt you have the magical prowess to do such a task.
>Taking the flag in her hand and slamming it to the ground. Slowly approaching you, you realize she is quite tall for a woman, As she stares at you inches away from your face, the look of disgust across her face.
Aww, well that's a shame, mostly for that anon, I guess. I thought you were pretty damn good myself, though I really don't know the character. The shitposting was also really entertaining, too. I always wondered why you never did more of that.
>Tall enough that, honestly, he has to tilt his head back a little to continue meeting her eyes. He straightens his posture a bit, with what grin had stretched his lips dying down to a little smirk.
Are you sure? I could be an incredible magician, myself. Absolutely roaring with arcane prowess. Whatever the case, though, I really doubt the grail summoned you here.
Tired of always doing good things without getting good rewards? Do you find youself lacking in the ability to alleviate your primal urges? Well, for the cost of just one soul, you can change all that with a Succubus! Call 1-800-NUT-BUST in the next 5 minutes for our special two for one deal!
Does it have to be more soul, I am more than willing to exchange my first borns for your services.
If really need be I could offer mine, but you two lovely ladies seem so enticing I might want more than one go at you
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Talking about me as if I'm some plebeian whore to be used and toiled with...
A mere whore? Surely not! A woman of your beauty isn't for mere fornicating! A woman of your beauty deserves to be made love to, to be worshiped by the body of her lover as their two forms sing a wordless song only physical actions could express.
Well, those tasks seem rather nonviolent so I daresay I don't disapprove...
I am the greatest therapist of all time for a reason.
Well... depends on who you're dealing with. There is the high risk of irritating someone to a violent state, or being stuck with the unfortunate event in dealing with a mentally unstable person.
But hey, work is work. Know what I mean?
Yes, welcome to my office. What may be bothering you today sir?
Doctor Piece, it seems like no matter how many anons I give head to and let have buttsex with me.I feel empty and unfulfipped. I would go back to girls but they drove me to boys in the first place.
I see well I might have the perfect solution for you, have you perhaps tried C.D.? It's a new experimental drug with some minor chance of becoming addicted.
It will certainly make you feel full again though unsure about fulfilled. Perhaps you are seeking more than to be just used as someones toy?
What do you think C.D. stands for?
Clown Dick obviously
You'll have to bend over the chair, the gyno chair is only for returning clients.
Good boy, now lets see here
>Pull your cheeks apart as she examines your hole, his tongue moving around the rim just briefly before he pulls back.
Hmmm this is definitely gonna required a full insertion, its so tight that it proves you are under a lot of stress, if we relieve and stretch it open, it should release your stress as well.
Well~.....Not much really...Just out for a stroll and saw the thread~
How about a lovely massage? I'm pretty good with my hands.. Unless you prefer I use something else to do the "massage" with?
>smiles coyly as I rub my hands over your shoulders and knead them with my palms, whispering in your ear
A massage would be lovely~
>I rub your shoulders firmly as my hands travel to the small of your back, kneading your skin with my knuckles as I go along
Do you have anywhere in particular you find sore? I can be very flexible with requests..
>My thumbs dig into the dimples just above your rear
I've been doing lots more than that tonight dearie~
>my hands dare to slide lower, kneading each cheek slowly and firmly as I breath into your ear softly
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself..
>My thumbs slide down the crevice between each cheek upon each knead of my palms, spreading them apart ever so slightly, my fingertips digging into your yielding flesh
More~ It feels so good~
Oh you are actually a moron, let me laugh even harder
I kind of want to have a quick ERP, but it's so late at night...what should I do?
>My fingers reach your inner thighs and tease you, barely coming in contact with your elegant pussy as they continue to work your muscles.
I wonder how a princess is able to stay in such good shape with that busy schedule..?
>my fingers suddenly start rubbing you directly, massaging your mound through your clothes from behind you with the same firm but gentle carreses.
Well, if you're okay with that - but let's get right to business anyway.
>She quickly strips down, wriggling her hips as she pulls off the pants, and turns to face you, naked.
I usually enjoy the tease, but I hope you don't mind if we get right to business. I want your cock out and inside of me!
>The sight of your body causes my cock to become erect and stand at attention faster than I thought possible.
>My unimpressively average cock is hard and throbs intermittently.
Wow, now that is perfection.
Thanks for the compliment - you're not too bad yourself.
>She grins, pressing you back down against the happenstance bed and beginning to straddle you, her lower lips teasingly close to your member.
I'm not kidding about getting right to it - the faster you start fucking me, the more of a chance you get of not ending up blueballed at the end of this~
Good morning everyone.~
How has the night been?
Maybe if I ever need a husband, anon. Now just go ahead and stick it - in~!
>As she said in, she slid down the rest of the way herself, forcing her wet lower lips on your member with a small cry of delight.
Morning Miya~ I've been doing great! I decided after completing Rin's route I was going to try Kanako's in Katawa Shoujo
>I feel your lips start to swallow my erect penis, it feels so hot and tight, I feel like I am about to explode even though I've barely even done anything yet.
>I start to thrust at a medium pace before slowly going faster and faster, my cock is completely coated by your juices at this point.
Aaahn, now milk it as fast as you can.
>She let out small moans and gasps of pleasure. Even if she wasn't so verbally expressing her enjoyment, you would've realized it from how her inner walls squeezed about your shaft - milking it was an understatement. It seemed reluctant to let you go every time you pulled back.
Aaah, that's good~ It's been too long since I was fucked with a nice dick like yours...cum whenever you feel like it.
Just a little bit more.
>I thrust in as deep as I can, my cock starts to twitch, I am right on the verge of ejaculating.
I want to do more than just simply cum in you, here's hoping I get lucky with this shot.
N-not today.. but I hope to see you again soon here. You bring a smile to everyone's face just with your presence.~
Have fun at the con Miya~! I'll probably have finished one or two storylines by the time you get back senpai!
>She looks at him in surprise, and then gives a challenging grin, wrapping her legs around his hips to prevent him from pulling out.
I'd like to see you try~!
Awww! That is legitimately really, really sweet, especially with how lewd I was being too you. You made me smile just now too!
>She squeezes you in a big hug.
>The main bulk of my semen starts to spray out into your depths, your tights walls gripping around my cock like a vice, there's no chance of me pulling out and I wouldn't have it any other way.
God... That was too good.
Brown girls just drive me crazy.
>She let out a blissful sigh as your cum filled her up, her inner walls massaging you for every drop. Grinning, she pulls you close in an aftersex cuddle, her legs relaxing as she enjoyed the afterglow.
Mmm. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Maybe tomorrow, we could take some time to get to know each other more...intimately.
>She nuzzled his neck.
And I'd give you a chance to try and make sure your seed takes, of course.
Sorry, forgot the pic. I should try and sleep now - thank you for the nice time!
I remember the days I'd keep these going at all hours, including on /b/
You should try getting someone to do something with.
Well all my pets I've played with are usually on in the evening so I'm out of luck unless I find some more to play with in the morning.
Well unless someone else shows up you're out of luck.
Yeah...maybe if I strip naked somebody will take a bite...if not I'll just be lurking around until somebody wants to play or more active hours.
I dunno, maybe the people lurking aren't that into girls, especially such a flat one.
It seems to be cuck hours, mornin'~
Real Cuck Hours smash that crippling despair button if you still up.
Hmph it's not like I let anyone touch me anyway unless they're an obedient pet and beg for it.
Wrong or right, it's still boring. I guess it's because it's still new to you that it's so appealing, or you're just the polar opposite of me.
To each their own though, being with one person is so terrible to me. I've been with people I really liked (and still do), that were amazing and did exactly what I liked. I still got bored with them in terms of erp.
Just as well as you've not got anything to touch baby. You've got no shape, no definition you're flat and skinny and you ain't got anything womanly about you.
Hmm, I only really hold interest in very few people at a time and I easily get devoted.
And now I'm with someone who is very much the same.
>she simply glances among the room
Man i missed the massage-y guy last night...
Oh I love switches. I'm 80% Dom 20% sub, so switches are fun from time to time.
Boobs are suppose to be this size, is it that hard having no boobs? do you even feel the chest tingly?
I bet you erp anon as a dom don't you? :3
My breast size is just fine and my pets love them thank you very much.
You love switches, like that switch you've just done there.
Because it's supposed to be
80% sub, 20% dom.
>She gently pats your head.
Don't worry about the rude man and his shit taste. You just focus on doing that cute and cuddle stuff you guys are so good at.
My taste isn't shit, my taste is that of a real man and not some sick pervert.
Come find me when you've matured into a real woman, kid.
And I'm sure you have utterly no potential to be a luscious woman.
(Reminder that Loki got fucked by a horse, gave birth and gave his child to his father as a pet/slave.)
Man that wouldn't be walking, that'd be scooting like a dog with an itch in their butt.
scrape off your tongue layer by layer with a potato peeler.
>Hops on my glider
>Punches them in the face mid glider
Nothin personnel kid.
>tfw it's still alive after more than half a year of shitposting
Well at least it seems like there's no renamon bullshit.
Mmm that may be true but I like to watch my pets struggle for my affection~
Pfftahaha I'd never give them the chance to do such a thing~
You think your hold on them is that strong? Their lust is even stronger! None of them would pass up the chance to have you exhausted and plastered on the ground in a mix of their dirty juices.
Of course. If their loyalty falters one bit I'll just get rid of them~ I've already told them they might be the lucky one I lay with but that all depends on how good of a pet they are.
Then get to it~
>She quickly undressed and wagged her butt at you as she bent over.
Ahn~ Yes, do whatever you need to make it quick for you~
>Her body squirming from as you gave her as another slap. Her face blushed as she felt your finger push into her as well.
I-It's fine...I didn't mean to take that long to reply but I had to go eat breakfast...
You fool Everyman you cast aside just makes our army grow. When we've all banded together we'll all be the lucky ones. Well tear down your throne made of pets and show you true anarchy!
You know I'm currently supporting/not trying to stop you guys from raping the cuddlers right? Rape Man is hilarious and has earned my approval.
Oh alright then. Best of luck to you in trying to get that to happen ufufu~
>sighs shakily, pulling out his own cigarette to calm his nerves
i was nervous she would fight back all too well, if not her than who?
>he smirked at his laughter and relaxed for a moment, exhaling smoke from his lungs
>raises his brow and grins widely
ouuh, shes a perfect target brother. remind me to thank clown piece next time i see him
No~pe. There's not a chance you guys will get me ufufu~
I am happy to help where I can, I will continue to be your man on the inside
What's all this I'm hearing about rape?
All beautiful women are mine!
did she even show up last night, I drank quite a bit so wasn't paying too much attention to the threads.
>won't even buy me an engagement knife
This is why I have to fuck you occasionally
How long did she have to stand here?
Unable to look her master in the eyes, she resorted to senseless questions as she waited for something to break the awkwardness. After all, he's to blame for her nervous state in the first place.
It was a simple request. Wear a cute little apron that was tailored to perfectly to wrap around her slim figure. The catch? She had to wear only the apron.
Now she stands clad only in a light, thin fabric that puts on display every curve of her body, waiting for a command.
There has yet to be any royalty to appear before me who I wished to serve. I've been a free wandering jester for quite some time now, I'm almost a one clown Circus. How about you sorceress?
Research... Hopefully my power over my dark arts continues to grow...
The small assassin cat enters the cave, wanting to take shelter from the dark cold night and driving rain. She quickly moves in towards the the blazing camp fire inside and pulls off her sodden gloves, dropping them on the large boulder near the fire and shakes her head a little, sending droplets of water all around. "Is anyone herre? Can I take shelter herre for the night?" she shouted.
Seeing nobody around and getting no reply she hesitates for a brief moment, before unclasping her belt and letting it drop to the floor; pulling up her soaked and clinging top over her head and resting it up on the large boulder next to her gloves.
Her plump wet breasts bouncing gently as she undressed and moved around, droplets of water running down between her cleavage she looks around again and leans over to unlace her boots. "Well if anyone is herre don't be alarrmed, I'm just going to get undressed and drry myself off, I'm not sitting arround soaked all night!" Her wet tail wagging side to side gently as she slips her feet out of them and places them beside the bounder.
She bends over, pushing out her heart shaped rear, pushing her fingers into the hem of her form fitting pants as she starts peeling the clinging tight pants down her toned, long legs. "mmmm that's better... now where was that towel"
She rumages through her bag, grabbing a towel and stands next to the fire as she gently rubs the towel over her hair. Drying her brown hair as she gazes around the firelit room, stopping to flick back her hair and rub her fingers though it to tidy it up out of her face.
She rubs the towel around her neck, curling it around her plump breasts and rubbing the wetness from her body. She lets out a little purr from the feel of the soft cotton against her erect nipples and licks her lips as she kneels down, rubbing the towel up and down her legs before pushing it into her crotch and roughly rubbing and pushing it up between her legs to rub her soaked mound dry.
OH HI. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? MAYBE A LITTLE BISCUIT?
I see such matters are far too complicated for a simpleton such as my self. You research powerful magicks, I juggle. We've traveled very different paths in life
The cat looked at you puzzled and glares at your bright flashing lights, turning the knobs on the front of your chest and meows confused. "Tea and a biscuit would be grreat, mister strrange metal box man!"
"Yay! my own personal (You)" She puts it in her bag with her other possessions and smiles at the anon.
ALRIGHT, CUTIE. NAME'S METTATON, I'M THE HERO OF /TRASH/. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK ON YOUR COFFEE?
>Mettaton pours you a cup of coffee with milk.
In my world even a simpleton can wield a dagger, Im much to careful to be persuaded by mere words.
Persuaded by mere words where has this come from? I am merely the traveling circus helping people enjoy themselves where ever I may go.
I don't trust you that's the hard line... You jesters always have a ace up your sleeve... Quite literally.
My sleeves are quite short mind you, where would I hold any such tricks, I'm not a magician they are the ones with the fancy card tricks. I merely trip on banana peels for others amusement.
The sex circus, anon I do believe you were after the wrong clown seeking that. I do know who runs it, would you want me to grab them for you?
Then amuse then~ Of course I'm a tough sell to make laugh.
Perhaps a joke might amuse the sorceress
What fabric do you think my clothes are made from?
>Quickly running over to a near by drum set, she performs a rimshot for herself
Tough crowd I see, perhaps a different approach.
>She lifts up her shirt and shaking it a bit, a large assortment of props falling out.
>Picking up a bowling ball and a bowling pin she begins to juggle them.
Now folks this is where we get much more dangerous
>Moving over to pick up a machete she adds it to her collection of items being tossed in the air.
See only the most talented clown will bother with such risk!
>Walking forward as she is impressed with herself, before tripping on a banana peel that feel out of her shirt from earlier. Collapsing on her ass, the bowling ball and pin both knocking her in the head. The machete falling tip first right between her legs
I...I may have a boo boo
(Improved how so? This quality isn't that great and I've always written much better than this I just don't RP often. Unless you mean as a person, in that case probably also not)
>Her hands pull into a slow clap, watching the girl almost skewer herself.
You sure got me there... Much better then court jesters I've seen.
>She squats in front of her tome in hand.
I hope your alright...
Of course I am the master of clowning around after all!
>She goes to the bowling ball, pulling open small tab on the side she pushes down it. You see what looks like a act of magic as it starts to shrink, realizing she was just deflating it.
>Then taking the machete and as she picks it up you realize the tip wiggles around so much it was clearly made of rubber.
Which is exactly why I didn't trust... But I like your style~ Maybe even a little to much.
Too much, what could you mean, but I am glad you enjoyed it. I'd be a failure as a clown if you didn't.
Where might you be heading to next? I have spend my time within this vicinity and wouldn't mind a traveling companion as I look for somewhere else to entertain the masses.
>get chance to have friends
>back to friendless loser
Wandering is more my style... I wouldn't mind a companion... As long you keep out of my possessions...
A clown has their honor so fret not. I'd trust you to do the same, after all both of us have our professions neither of which are rogues for a reason.
Though I have yet to catch your name, what should I call you?
My name is ClownPiece but please just call me Piece. It's a pleasure to meet you Tharja.
Same as well... Hopefully our travels bring us both closer to our goals piece.
Indeed, perhaps I can find more unique methods to entertain you, I'd be a poor traveling companion if I kept you bored. The clown market is quite competitive you know. Always need to be top of the line and making new tools
Take out your cock, mister. I want to see how big it is!
And ideas...? I've been awfully bored with my studies and my hexes are still brewing... Could take a while.
Hmmm there is quite a few things that can take place when there is two people together rather than one by their self. So ideally it'd involve something along those lines
Oh wow thats a big one. Let me help you make it bigger.
>she raises leg and brings her dirty sock to his face
Yes I agree... But it's usually a agreed upon action or activity, in a form in which we would both enjoy to our own personal liking. So the question is.... What is it?
(Well asterisk is what a lot of people use to use, or use when they start erping early on. So basically babys first erp tier.
*unzips his pants and places his dick in mouth*
Oh yes thats so good
Something like that)
I just felt like writing something a bit more involved, don't take it too serious.
If I'm horny I don't write like that at all xd
(I didn't expect to get this far and now I'm lost)
Well I'd have to to know you more, I'm not familiar with all the things you take pleasure in, I enjoy a wide range of activities
Rather than someone who starts to ERP it's more of a thing for illiterate people or those badly experienced when it comes to literature. Greentext is something rather new that seems to replace it but to be honest it looks kinda shitty, mostly when people don't bother writing a full sentence and use the greentext the way it's generally used.
Seems like you aren't bad though and I sympathize for you not getting a single answer. It's also not much of a motivation to spend time writing something great.
>she brings her foot down to his mouth
Do you want to taste, mister?
Does making silly men do my bidding count? I'm a real softy at heart my dear~
It does in fact, perhaps we could get us a a few of them to tease together, it's a pleasure I have taken part in as well.
Though you seem like a battle hardened sorceress, surely someone such as you Tharja wouldn't be too soft.
Go ahead, mister
>she pushes her foot a bit into his mouth