Less talk, more fucking edition
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Miyafuji reporting in, for a while!
Oh wait I discarded 8 people, I forgot about the one who said he doesn't erp and then ended up being a turbo slut in private.
Discord is the source of probably all the drama that happens here, plus the owner hates me. I wouldn't go back there anyways.
No problem I have your back, I watched all of whatever my downloads had, the movie special is just the first or last episode of one of the seasons so yeah. I also watched the christmas special.
What should I watch next?
I started the blogposting in the threads though, well not really but I definitely am the one who made it as cancerous it is to this day. I can't stop after all my hard work. Tell the others to quit instead.
I want more girls with drills to show up
I think we're going to be going to bed now :3
I-I need to stop falling asleep on thread
>She swung her tail happily around wiggling in all directions whilst holding her warm cheeks.
Thank you anon.~
>Discord is the source of probably all the drama that happens here
Other than that one guy who keeps on samefagging to try to make drama about himself, I don't think any of them are in there.
I have no idea who it is, just someone without an avatar is here every few days trying to make himself sound more important in a LEAVING FOREVER kind of way, samefagging with himself to try to make it sound like there's drama but no one else joins in.
What else is Nue?
''Morning'' Tobii, it's damn 3am~ in Europe, I'm about to hit the bed soon, or at least try to.
Ah, I know~ It counts! 2:24am (as of typing this) in the UK!
>tfw you wake up at 9:30 PM
Hey thread, how are we all doing tonight? Everyone doing something fun to pass the time?
Hey babe how have you been? I know something fun that can pass the time though, it involves my dick penetrating your ass.
Aww, I'd rather you stay awake when we snuggle though!~
>Implying I haven't been corrupted this entire time
I might be able to do that then, just bring me something to munch on since I'm hungry and just got up
>She yawned again but shook her head to stop herself
Sorry Tobiichi, I'll try and stay awake senpai! I had just woken up so if I sleep I'm sorry...
>Her arms held up at you with a shy smile
Do...do you still want to snuggle?
>Her cheeks grew slightly pink
H-hey, I'm not that easy! Am...am I?
Why would I know what you've done? I don't even know you hun, but I'd like to
I mean, you've definitely got a lot of competition in these threads, but I didn't really find it that hard to ERP with you.
>ask for cuddles
>cuddle for a bit
>transition into lewd touch
>She stoically begins to softly masturbate through her skintight suit, her hidden eyes moving between the various lewd activities going on around her.
Then you should come over here and give me a kiss. Tasting what flavor I am is something you should get to know about me
>Hummed happily as you brought her close to your body, curling up and relaxing. She placed her tiny hands on your arms and held them closer to her chest
Thanks Tobiichi, you're the best senpai~
I probably won't be in pain senpai, I stick toys larger than you in my hole~
>Stiffens up, staring away from the anon
He's...He found out the secrets! K-Keep that to yourself anon, I can't let the rape crew find out about that!
Take pics and send them to me slut, also trust me thats not what the pain will be coming from.
Clownpiece-chan, that's what a sexual predator would say..!
Cheerio..? Like the girl from Katanagatari?
>Hugs tightly back, smiling as I keep you close, letting your head rest of my chest
No problem Anzu, anytime~ Feel free to hug me anyway~
(Oh, question. Is it alright if I can jump back into discord? </3)
Not 'the girl'! Togame, the Strategian!
Seriously, show some respect.
And you find that a bad thing?
Since when are head pats lewd? I guess you don't want any pets then.
Honestly senpai, I don't have a camera to take pictures with, I'd have to get a friend to do it for me and I don't think he wants to see that
>She relaxed a little, sighing
Yeah, you're right anon
>She raised a brow at the sudden snuggly anon
Maybe...but you aren't just here to cuddle are you anon? If not than that's awfully lewd of you, but I still don't mind snuggling~
>She nodded happily, coiling her arms around your waist and holding you tightly to her tiny frame
(Sure thing senpai, join this niggas twitch chat so I can pm you the invite, batman3457)
Wow what is he straight? What a faggot
I'll come take pictures for you and a video.
>inviting this random person back to your discord but not the love of your life
What shit taste.
RIP you seem like someone who really enjoys them too, All I want to do is have pure consensual head pats why you gotta be so afraid?
This... man, this... absolute body of bulging flesh and muscles is terrifying to merely look at, with a superhuman height of 8' 1. With that height, his width is obviously the size of two men put together, with only his arm muscles the size of your head. When you look him in the eyes, you get so scared you get close to pissing your pants in fear, and he returns your glance with one that tells you to look away. When he walks, you hear a loud "bang" sound, even when his shoes aren't heavy. Then when he talks... Oh God, his voice sounds like he's yelling, when really he hasn't even begun to think of getting loud. You also notice that when he flexes, his width and height increase... he gets another whole foot taller, and 8 inches wider, and his veins are sticking out that it's impossible to not see it... You know that's when it's time to run...
Oh don't worry! There very comfortable and it all slips on easy.
>The woman takes a seat on the ground and pulls the smaller into her lap, one of her arms wrapping around her waist and the other against her bottom
I would never rape you, having you consent would be much better anyway~
>Sleep rape mostly
I go IC when I RP or at least try to, but I know I'm terrible at it. I like to chill and what not when not RPing
Soon clowny, soon~
>She hummed quietly as the woman hoisted her on her lap, relaxing in her arms as she curled up to get comfy. She grabbed her shirt on her belly gently to hold onto while she relaxed, holding it slightly close to her own
Thanks anon...I tried saying that too but nobody listened...
Soon what hun?
I haven't watched the new South Park season, no idea what mission hill is. Bob's Burger I can say I probably have 0 interest in, Rocko's Modern life I saw a bit as a kid, it'd probably be better now.
Scratch that, I want to watch samurai jack. Especially since it has a new season coming out this year.
Well I'm sure there is something you'd want to do to help it back up, certain fetishes that increase your arousal more than others.
>flashes brittle smile
You're one of a select few to not be mean to me, Miya-san. I would hug or cuddle with you but I have regressed into such a monster that I'm afraid that I will hurt you.
>She closed her eyes as you brushed her hair, sighing contently. Her body didn't tense up at all from your touch on her bottom or thigh, probably figuring you are finding a comfy spot with your hand
Mhmm...really? I can't seem to find the reason, I just want to snuggle and they all want to poke their penises at me...
>She held you a bit tighter, nuzzling her head against your belly
I'm glad I with a kind woman like yourself though anon~
Yeah season 5 was confirmed in december. They said we are getting it sometime in 2016, shit will be hype.
Clown has like 3 or so images drawn a day but she hasn't had any new feet pics for a bit.
Then what's the hold up? I'm surprised someone hasent pulled out a dick already this whole thread!
>She opened her eyes and smiled up at the woman, giggled as she pat her bottom
Thanks anon, they...they wanted to put it every and they did...it was terrible!
>Her grip around you tightened as she pressed her head into you a bit more firmly, relaxing a bit more with the kind woman
I have to leave soon so we'll have to actually do this pretty quick
>He pushes you against the wall and moves your panties to the side. He puts his dick into your dripping pussy slowly thrusting deeper.
"Of course I'll be fine. I need to take care of something before I leave. Just walk home without me today, okay?"
With a humorously broad smile, she tried her best to reassure her best friend. But she had a hard time reassuring even herself.
Hidden behind the bright grin was an uncalmable heartbeat. It didn't help that this was the first time she's ever skipped out on her friend like this.
In the end, her friend stopped trying to probe her and left with a puzzled expression. For a moment, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Her nervousness can be explained by the letter she wrote and they boy who it was addressed to. Being someone who doesn't stand out, she never found herself the object of a boys affection. So she decided to take matters into her own hands.
Now all she had to do was wait for the outcome. She returned to the now empty room and took a seat beside the window where she watched students leaving the schoolground, hoping he wasn't in the crowd.
Once most everyone had left and he still didn't show, she slumped down onto the desk and waited for someone to remind her that she wasn't alone.
Could you chill the fuck out with the words
>tfw cirno gets super jealous when I talk to other people
Bfs are difficult to deal with
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS A COCK TO SUCK." The tall magician folds her arms and speaks with her usual boisterous tone, producing the in-charge atmosphere with ease. "All the men here will line up and pull their pants down. Trixie will choose the best looking. Those who are circumsized need not apply."
>She giggled again at her words, sighing contently in your warm embrace and closing her eyes again
How can you be tempted when you're already touching me senpai? We're snuggling after all~
Hey, young lady.
Have any apples?
Okay, anything but that.
>tfw your cut dick will never please trixie
Guess that young lady didn't have any apples.
Anyone else have any apples?
Eh, fuck dinner. Get naked.
O-Oh my... Wh-What's go-going on h-here?
Oh! Ok then.
>He unbuttons his jeans, letting them fall to the ground. He then takes off his shirt and tosses it across the room. Finally, he pulls down his underwear. His stiff cock pokes upwards.
Trixie looks down at the member and raises an eyebrow. She goes to the next man without saying a word.
"Trixie can demand anything she damn well wants! Why don't you go and get a warm towel ready for Trixie so she can clean the cum off her muzzle when she's done."She walks to the next man.
"And not pay attention too!?"
"Trixie hears there is surgery to get it back! Consider it for Trixie."
"Looks good flaccid! Get hard."
>Her body tensed up for a moment hearing you speak, holding onto your shirt tightly feeling your warm hand touch her bare skin
O-Oh, well...can...can we at least snuggle afterwards anon?
>She opened her eyes and looked up into yours with a cute and hopeful gaze
Yes sure whatever you need Miss Trixie
>Anon said before grabbing his flaccid uncut cock and starts stroking before looking at her as it was getting slowly harder
Why don't you come look Miss... I'm sure if you look closely it will get harder faster?
>he stands there for a moment with her breasts in his hands
>his fingers tighten slightly and fondle them gently while he stares at them with big eyes
>then he leans closer, and his mouth closes around a nipple and his tongue starts playing with it
>She smiled as the woman retracts her hand, relaxing under the gentle brushes of her hair
Thanks anon, that sounds lovely, I love getting comfy under the covers~
W-Wow, this is so exciting! What's semen, and what's pussy juice?~
"Luna, could you be any more cheesy? Was that suppose to swoon Trixie? Stop stroking. Trixie thinks you'd do better watching."
Trixie walks back to the man on the far left and smirks at the tool below. "Perhaps Trixie was mistaken the first time she saw you." She brings a hand to hold her hip and leans in. "She likes what she sees," the words come out in a lustful whisper.
>She twirls around, her modest B cup breasts bouncing slightly. Her large, plump ass stretches the tight fabric of her shorts, the bottom of each ass cheek hanging out. Her long blonde hair cascades down her head which house her crystal blue eyes and soft pink lips
>She stands up, still carrying you in her arms. With one arm she pulls back the blanks, holding you up by your butt. She sets you down and collapses over you, pulling the blankets over her.
Better? Nice and warm?
>Stops having sex to take a breather
Ah, so art thou a brave, ruthless warrior?
>Continues having sex
It just so happens I am also a warrior! Looks like we have something in common...
>Stops having sex to breath again
So, swords or maces?
>Continues to have sex
You...you went first? After all the work I put into it? H-how could you?
God you look cute.
>He walks up to her and touches her hair with his hands. He slowly moves his arms down her back and to her soft butt, giving them a firm squeeze.
>His cock stiffens from his pants, he gazes into her eyes for a moment, smiling.
Ok, bend over for me please.
>She hugged you gently as you carried her towards the bed, sighing as the warmth of the blankets filled her tiny body. Nodding up at the woman, her body mellowed out as she got comfy
Yup~ Thanks anon...you're really comfy you know.
>Her tiny arms reached out to hug you closer to her tiny frame
SIS!!! You weren't supposed to show up until LATER!!! You completely FUCKED everything!!!
>he pushes his face in between her breasts, revelling in them, before pulling back again to speak
Yes..! They're wonderful!
>his dick is practically throbbing with excitement when he brings it up and positions it neatly in her cleavage, pressing her breasts together with his hand and making them envelop his hard manhood
"She doesn't need to repeat herself again. Stop stroking and just watch."
She doesn't need any more eye candy. Trixie falls to her knees and playfully smacks away the man's hand from his meat and replaces it with her own. With a slow wink of her purple-gray eyes, she puckers her lips and pecks the swollen head teasingly. She keeps her smoky gaze on him as she parts her lips and takes his tip into her hot mouth. "Mmh," she murmurs, tightening her grip at the base.
>Stops having sex for a moment in order to prolong the conversation
A shield is nice, but I prefer no protection...
>Precums over your face by accident
Woah, sorry about that!
>Takes off armor
I AM JUST JOKING I AM A ROBOT SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO FUCK THE PAST MUAHAHAHA
>He groans as his cock twitches from the pleasure. Pre-cum starts to drip out of his tip. His body begins to heat up from her touch. Bitting his lip, he lightly puts his hand on her head, caressing it.
Upon tasting the salty drop flatten across her tongue, Trixie squeezes up the shaft in an effort to collect more. Her tongue presses along underneath while her lips apply a tad bit of pressure to his shaft. More of her appetizer comes oozing out in a small bubble, ready to to be lapped up and savoured. The mare pops herself off and giggles. "It's been a while since she sucked a good cock. Almost a week, in fact! You'll give Trixie a good blast of your batter, right?" She asks with an innocent tone.
SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOWADAYS, HUH? SUCKING OFF ANONS... WERE YOU TOO EMBARRASSED TO DO IT WHEN I WAS AROUND? NO MORE BEING ALONE IN THE PERFECTION TIER, TRIXIE. THE KING HAS COMEBACK TO TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE HORRIBLE MEME TIER LIST.
>I hate this place.
>It's full of a bunch of fat-ass neckbearded NEETs.
>Don't know why I come here.
>I'll just laugh at them all.
>They don't get it.
>I've saved all their porn.
>They think I'm OOC or something.
>Please. I'm always playing me.
>They'll never get it, though.
>Too horny and stupid.
"Trixie has a lot of impressionists! It's what happens when you're world wide famous."
"Trixie wasn't just going to EXPOSE herself to whatever creature that was impersonating you. She was a prime target! And sorry, no do overs! Trixie remains alone in perfection tier."
"The '80s called."
>There they go again.
>They think I'm a slut.
>They think I'll give it up for them.
>What a laugh.
>It isn't even that I'm too smart for them.
>They couldn't keep up with me.
>Besides, even if they weren't shitty losers...
>Why would I play with people on an anonymous website?
"Absolutely not! How does Trixie even know you are YOU! Unlike you, Trixie took some security measures!"
The show had quite a nice flow, I dig it! Encore! Encore!
>Then there's this guy.
>Thinks he knows all about me.
>Probably read up on me somewhere.
>Thinks he'll get in my pants.
>Might even compliment me.
>Say some dumb line about my hair or eyes.
>Or that I'm a genius girl.
>It won't work.
I like you, you are intriguing. Plus we are only anonymous if you don't let me get to know you. Regarding the website portion we could easily add each other on some other form of communication.
Saying I can't keep however? That's just insulting, I'm sure your libido is the one that will fail you int he long run.
>This guy's using some black person talk on me.
>Does he think calling me a bitch gets me wet?
>I bet he's not even worth the worst slut's time.
>What a loser.
>He doesn't get it either.
>Thinks it's serious.
>Getting all offended.
>Doesn't he know that's just that much more fun?
>He's the sort that plays into all sorts of games.
>Wonders why he gets burned.
>This one keeps talking to me.
>Trying to appeal to my emotional side?
>Thinks I'm here for romance, or something.
>How do you be romantic over text?
>You can't even get a girl off over text.
>Nice porn though, I'll save that.
>Pretty good stuff.
>He thinks he can do anything over text.
>Lost his grip on reality.
>Thinks people play by some dumb thread's rules.
>Wants me to give it a (You).
>Sure, I'm feeling charitable today.
>I forgot a picture.
>They'll probably start thinking they've one-upped me.
>That's the kind of people they are.
"Make sure to take photos."
"Trixie will have you know that she didn't mention an OUNCE of grief over your small vacay. She was more ecstastic over the fact that she was the only person in perfection tier! All the whores were jealous. That was a good day!"
"Are you blind or just a parrot? Trixie is TRYING to get some cock but the man seemed to blue ball her."
Romance no no no, I never even implied anything like that. Do you even have a emotional side, I kind of figured you like a paper, flat and I mean more than just your lacking chest.
Looks like Mettaton is here to save the day! This has been a wicked, far-out play Mettaton! Let's eat some cabbage!
I CARROT BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T YEAST ON ME! WUHAHAHA
"We are not mates, roommates, nor even rooms! We are competitors! Rivals! Enemies! Adversaries! Our friendship level is in the negatives! Get that through your thick, metal skull!"
Wait why are you leaving? I actually was laughing at all your post, you were were the most amusing thing I've seen all day.
I am sorry Mettaton, but I must squid farewell, I have many important crustaceans to attend.
that never gets old, you think thats cute when its just pathetic
>Jacko shows up to mock once again
"She can assure the blue fur and skin is normal."
"Hey!" Trixie flails her arms and drops out all the dresses and wigs clinging onto the large brim her of her hat. "Watch wear you put your crossdressing attire! Trixie doens't want to be seen as someone who wears frilly dresses and fake hair."
poseidon? Spooky boobies would have atleast got a giggle anon...
>she looks disapointed
OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T! SHE WANTS TO BE SEEN AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, DOES SHE NOT? AND BESIDES...
...WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHARE BEDS SINCE I SOLD MY LAST ONE FOR MY FLIGHT TICKET HERE.
>I spring onto the bed, habds behind my head, and my legs crossing.
You smell like.. an imposter!
I want so hard to please you, but you make it so difficult for me to do so! I feel such dire plight, the need to make you feel right!
>Anvil falls on cock
A-Atleast it missed my face...
>Another anvil falls on face
>Ponders as to why these anvils are so misplaced
I'm still unsure! Even a fake mettaton can tell me they're on mobile. I was only told that Mettaton posts from the phone yesterday and has been telling people that as of recently, so I cannot be sure if the fake mettaton told me that either </3
Tell me, what's my favourite thing ever? And what did I do to the turbosluts?!
"She may have broken a few spines with it."
OH, IS THAT ANOTHER HAPPY ACCIDENT? MY APOLOGIES, FOLKS! MTT TAKES CUSTOMER SATISFACTION VERY SERIOUSLY.
OH HEAVENS MY, IS IT UMM... A BEVERAGE OF SOME SORTS? YEAH... A BEVERAGE THAT IS BEST CONSUMED HOT! AND WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN? HMM... OH YES THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HAD A LITTLE "WANK" TO ALL THE OTHERS, CORRECT?
OH MY, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE INTIMIDATING, YOU STILL LOOK GORGEOUS.
O-OK, DON'T SAY TOO MUCH
>Proceeds to cover your mouth with my hands
I-I believe you, just don't let the anons know I l-lewd
"Magic Tree Stick"? You're a gardener, anon? I guess you really should spread your seed~ <3
I don't care, just don't get it in my cheerios!!
Trixie, is your magic great and powerful enough to take this form and rape me?
"It does! It's why she chooses to keep it. It screams out power and domination! Much like Trixie!"
"Best girl appeared a few hours ago! Trixie!"
Trixie grimaces instinctively. "Get that ridiculous drawing out of Trixie's face. What even is that thing between two horse cocks? IS THAT AN EGG? How revolting."
Trixie flashes a smile and makes sure her cleavage is in frame.
"Sure! Monsters do belong there, anywho." Trixie strips to her undergarments and hops on her perfection tier bed and turns off the perfection tier lights. "Night!"
Good God. Someone else has suffered the same nightmares in his slumber as I.
S-shh! Darn robot! ᵗʳʸ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ⋅⋅!
They're mine! They taste great!~ <3
Nah, I think Cheerios are literally the best
Good job anon! Here~
>Grabs you slowly and hugs you close <3
Ah, it was you Plutia?
>Hugs her closer, smiling
So cute~ How are you?
None because it would be a waste of mental resources to get worked up over something like that. Unless however; your type of character is bothered by that.
I won't apologize for it, but I might make amends if you're interested.
Plutia you still haven't got down on one knee and proposed to me yet, why you so slow at this?
While it does lack a hook, it isn't worse than the majority of writing seen here. Further, an erotic scene doesn't need an erotic lead-in, necessarily.
So, at least one part of your critique wasn't 'shit'.
Well, you see, I've been cursed in a rather peculiar way. My... ahem, my "thing" won't go down no matter what I do, or how many times I do it. You're familiar with curses, right? So, I'm begging you! Surely you know some way to reverse this!