PONY THREAD >:(
I hate EVERYTHING edition
also 1st
>>9751642
>>9751661
>>9751690
>>9751642
would it help if i spread peanut butter on myself for you again?
>>9751720
No problem
>>9751750
Heya rap, sleep well?
>>9751750
Raptors here, how's it going?
Yo, interior crocodile terrogator. I added you on battlenet. Now the problem is I don't know how my name isn't syncing up in this extension.
>>9751777
It just fixed itself. wowowowow.
>>9751761
Yep, Work was ok too.
>>9751776
Heya Interrogator, going ok, yourself?
>>9751777
Heya Fox, how're you?
>>9751777
It looks like it's working now.
Nice 7s by the way.
>>9751803
I'm doing good, I'm currently planning a possible trip to visit eris.
>>9751803
I must have lost track of time, I assumed you just woke up
I'm not sure if you are serious, desu.
>>9751834
What will you do during the visit?
>>9751834
True, have fun if you do.
Do they live near you or something?
>>9751845
Haha, nah, it's 1:30pm here~
>>9751865
Have you had internet people come over before? What are your friends lik irl?
>>9751916
I have suggested it jokingly before and nobody has taken me up on it.
I do not have friends.
>>9751861
Nice, what've you tried out on it so far?
>>9751942
Surely you have at least one friend?
>>9751727
My head hurts pretty good and I also have this weird feeling like I want punch a hole in the sheetrock wall with my face
>>9751942
Why would your family believe you when you told them I was a friend, what would they actually think?
>>9752049
You should probably get a punching bag or something. You had one right? Take it easy with the right tho. if you have any grapes you can practice skinning them and then you can try to stitch the skin back on. it's the best
also water and tylenol, just do it
>>9752011
Well, nothing too crazy just yet. I'm still installing my stuff. I got Helldivers to run on everything high with no skips, so that's an improvement from my last.
Interrogator, what's your favorite interrogation technique?
>>9752149
Helldivers is always a bit of fun.
>>9752011
No.
>>9752099
It is the simplest answer.
>>9752049
>I just don't know what to do anymore
>skitty just goes around punching holes in the wall with his face
>he also does "exercises" where he just throws himself around the room
>>9752183
Yeah, Liber-tea is the best beverage.
>>9752195
You didn't anwser what they would think about you bringing some random guy into the house.
>>9752197
>he doesn't know when people are joking
>>9752195
Why not?
>>9752206
I personally can't wait till the federation finally introduces the thought crime sensors.
>>9752227
Now here's the real question, are you 2 going to fuck?
>>9752227
I did answer this. They will think you are my friend.
>>9752239
I am an asocial shut in.
>>9752182
Interrogation by proxy.
>>9752265
An unrelated question, how much do you weigh?
>>9752321
I do not know.
>>9752113
yeah.. i used to have a shitty everlast standing one and i broke it..
>>9752361
what has you feeling this way? besides the headache
>>9752337
Can you take a picture of yourself for me?
>>9752380
>>9752379
He feels sad for trying to push me away.
>>9752400
You can send me a link over steam.
>>9752426
>>9752379
That's the worst part, I have no idea I just want to fuck chit up. You don't occasionally feel that way randomly? It's lead me to doing dumb things like crashing my Lincoln into peoples mailboxes while on a joyride with 3 chicks.
>>9752487
Is that the same time where you left the car there and came back the next day to check things out in a similar car which the coppers found suspicious but had no grounds to detain you?
yeah i guess so, it sounds like you have it worse though. practice three inch punches against your wall until your knuckles bleed or you give up, whichever comes first. i won't ever have this problem again now that i have a fidget cube. im a totally new person
>>9752451
So what did you have for supper tonight?
>>9752626
Nothing.
>>9752562
no.. that was another time, that first one was blue the one I did that in was a black one that was lowered and had black rims.
I used to do that in school and and they'd write me up for it and call my parents..
lol this guy
>>9752653
So what are you going to eat then?
>>9752684
I don't know, senpai.
>>9752562
first rule of fidget cube: YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIDGET CUBE.
>>9752697
Well take a picture of the contents of your fridge and I'll decide for you.
>>9752729
I've done it like 6 or 7 times, most in the houses behind my ranch.
I don't like the majority of the people living behind my house boardering the ranch, they're like fucking Indians (india), a lot of them tend to wonder into our ranch and throw trash in random places it's annoying af.
>>9752796
What do you plan to eat tonight?
>>9752792
that's like four life sentences worth of mailboxes.
wait people from the indian subcontinent?
what are they doing there? you can set up ieds randomly after the first few go off there wandering will come to an end. you don't need to make them lethal btw you could fill them with that blue dye that banks put in money bags
ir
>>9752796
>>9752860
>>9752866
lol
what? no I mean they act like them because they throw garbage everywhere..
>>9752931
oh i didn't see "like" there whoops
either way the plan will work, and the dye won't wash off for months so you'll be able to find the culprits
>>9752862
I have no plans to eat, yourself?
>>9752878
Heya Urshula, how're you?
>>9752957
Geez all these people trying to starve themselves. I plan on having some leftover spaghetti.
>>9752891
>>9752956
That's too much work..
>>9752957
Fine. How're you? Work went ok?
>>9752993
I haven't eaten anything either.
>>9752995
Kek
>>9753006
yeah kind of. you could train a team of crows to collect the trash and put it in a bin in return for treats. they are pretty good at that.
>>9752995
What did Urshula do to you to warrant such s response?
>>9753020
I asked whay they planned on eating.
>>9753056
He requested that I photograph the inside of my fridge.
>>9753073
Oh... I'm not planning on eating anything either.
>>9753020
I just wanted to apologize on behalf of eris for his vulgar picture towards you. He's in a very turbulent emotional state right now. So sorry, I hope it didn't cause you any trouble.
>>9753081
fridge or gtfo
>>9753126
Thanks! That's fine. Hope he feels better soon.
>>9753163
>>9753176
Looks like skitty is going hunger too.
>>9753050
This sounds like even more work though.
>>9753177
>>9753195
they are quick studies. brb in like six or ten hours
>>9753190
I don't even know what it said, I just wanted to flip off one of your posts.
>>9753211
I know this feel.
>>9753209
>brb
>10 hours
>>9752993
Not starving myself, just don't feel hungry currently. that'll change in a couple hours.
>>9753020
Yeah, it went ok.
New package released today but it wasn't overly busy which was good.
the new art union is far far better than I realised when we spoke about it in the brief, the actual imagery of it... holy shit I want to live there forever.
What've you been up to?
I'm bored now what do
Watch more movies.
>>9753301
Tell me how old you are and take more pictures for me.
>>9753309
Yes.. another movie.. to watch alone.
This is why you get flipped off.
>>9753323
i would watch a movie with you skitt
>>9753317
>>9753317
What do I get out of this if it's not just you moving up to next level questions that egt even more personal than the one before it?
I was going to offer, but now that Blewberry has, it is too late.
>>9753247
>new art union is far far better than I realised when we spoke about it in the brief, the actual imagery of it... holy shit I want to live there forever.
Could you refresh my memory of this, if you don't mind?
>What've you been up to?
Nuthin'... E3 is coming up (http://www.e3countdown.com/) and I was invited to a drinking game for it. I also did a few chores around the house.
>>9753362
>>9753323
1. Download movie to watch
2. Make account on cytube
3. Make private channel for us
4. Upload movie to Google Drive
5. Feed Google Drive link to cytube channel
6. We all watch a movie together
Just watch something with me instead desu.
>>9753367
What does your mom do for a living?
>>9753509
OR I could just avoid these gymnastics by starting a stream everyone can connect to with VLC like I've always done it.
>>9753557
I've never heard of that before. How do you do that?
>>9753391
oh yes skitty touch em with your haaaaaaaaaaaand
>>9753557
>gymnastics
>GYMNASTICS
>GYMNASTICS
HOUSTON, WE HAVE GYMNASTICS!!!!! WOOO
>>9753536
We should do it like me and wez did, watch a movie and use discord voice chat :D
>>9753548
none of your business.
>>9753580
In VLC, on the tool bar hit Media < Stream, there you have to configure how the stream works, transcoding, what port ppl use..
I set up a domain for people to connect to and I can pause/play the stream for connected users..
It's a bit more technical than doing what you suggested but it's my preferred way since I have more control over things.
>>9753708
Sure.
>>9753708
Oh, sweet!
>>9753384
What kind of drinking game?
I'll link you in steam but I'm not too comfortable sharing that informatoin publicly.
>>9753708
Why don't you ever talk about your dad?
He mentioned that he was good at Galaga.
>>9753737
Maybe some other day though right now it's late, I'm sleepy and we don't even have anything to watch.
>>9753862
Understood.
You should be the one to pick something out. I will watch whatever you suggest.
>>9753834
Well he's a guy.
>>9753862
Sleep well skitty, we'll talk more tomorrow.
>>9753813
Buddy of mine found an E3 drinking game https://funhaus.roosterteeth.com/post/51267107 and he's gonna see if a 2017 version pops up or he's gonna create a 2017 version. Then I go back to my friend's house and we all watch the stream together whlie following those rules.
>I'll link you in steam but I'm not too comfortable sharing that informatoin publicly.
Nevermind. You don't have to.
>>9753946
didn't say i was going to bed right now faggot
>>9753974
Oh well in that cause, where does your dad currently live?
>>9754005
tejas
>>9754069
How often do you visit him, do you two get along better than you and your mother?
Has your father ever tried to kill one of your other family members?
>>9754117
well enough, they ask me to drink with them every now and then but i don't since i end up saying weird things and i'd rather avoid that around them so i drink with friends instead
>>9754127
wat no
>>9754161
Why did he let your mother beat you, was he an early version of a beta?
>>9754127
No why, is that your origin story?
>>9754295
You already know too much.
>>9754204
that's a ridiculous question
idunno, he looks like a body builder and i've always been told he's really good looking by people who've met them, sometimes even dudes
>>9754329
Do you know who inherits the ranch after ,I assume, your grandparents pass away?
>>9754373
Superfluous information.
He does not know.
>>9754438
I do know, there's just no reason to tell people here about these things.
He did not ask you to tell him.
skitty, what's your blood type and do you have any allergies to shellfish?
Skitty, what are the first three digits of your SSN?
>>9754527
type o- and no kek
>>9754537
369
>>9754550
Thanks.
>>9754555
chekt
>>9754564
Thanks once more.
>>9754527
Hey Smokey, how's it going?
>>9754550
that's good. you'll be the group's blood bag if we ever end up in a mad max apocalypse type setting.
>>9754583
i'm alright. fucking exhausted after the day i had. how's it going with you?
>>9754596
Some difficult customers?
I'm good, just watching netflix and relaxing after work.
>>9754605
just a day where i had to drive over a hundred miles, through a lot of traffic, and meanwhile no one could give me accurate information about the tasks i was completing. the whole time i could wait to get home and install the new foglights in my cutlass, but when i tried to the mount broke on one of them. i fucked with it so long trying to fix it that i didn't get the switch wired in. did get the wires run so i know they work at least.
>>9754664
Sounds like a bitch of a day
At least you're home now
>>9754438
>>9754491
What is it already in his name?
>>9754696
it's just a pain in the ass only having one foglight.
now if i'm driving that car and there's fog, the foglights will only be working at 50% capacity.
>>9754723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNtiGpAZ0
where the foals
>>9754725
Is it not possible to replace the mount?
>>9754752
Not here
>>9754752
Filly!
>>9754777
Hello!
>>9754777
wrong
>>9754799
>>9754796
hawt
that's what I'm talking about
>Everyone is suddenly coming out of the woodwork
>>9754777
ckzekt
>>9754796
Hey there!
>>9754803
what
what did I do
be specific
>>9754764
i dunno, i already asked the ebay seller if i could buy a spare mount off him. he has to have a few extras. fucking pain in the ass this turned out to be.
>>9754805
Who will you question first?
>>9754804
How ya doing?
>>9754819
You uhhhmm... sung her a perverted song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
>>9754827
No one.
>>9754817
How're you? Do anything interesting lately?
why does he disproportionately question me
>>9754874
I think I'm alright
yeah, I guess I did do that
among other things
>>9754883
How considerate.
>>9754896
Slept until 1am? Is that interesting, lol
>>9754899
It is because you have amusing responses.
>>9754820
might be able to find one at a local wreckers or something if not, I take it the parts aren't all too common for the make and model anymore?
>>9754917
Yeah, sure. :P
Would you be willing to have to feed on the love of other people in exchange for the power to transform into any living creature?
>>9754940
i went and looked again, i think might have a working solution by using two L brackets with a bolt running through them. the pieces are from my old 1950's erector set, but it's already incomplete so whatever.
i'll have to wait until it's not the murder hour to go outside and install it.
>>9754980
Of course, for the swarm!
>>9755011
>>9755006
Righto, fair enough
Help
i got stuck
>>9755050
>>9755035
i'm trying out some simple car wiring projects so i can work my way up to installing an alarm. i don't really trust any of the local shops to do it.
next one will be the car's illegal siren/PA system.
>>9755081
L-lewd!
>>9755096
How loud can an alarm system legally be?
>>9755110
:3
>>9755050
*takes advantage *
I WAS DRUNK
RAPE
>>9755132
>anthro
>>9755132
i have no idea, but i imagine consumer level crap tops out at around 120 db.
>>9755147
Have a cookie.
there's nothing wrong with antho ponies unless it's the disturbing kind raptor posts
>>9755199
Anthro is cancer and needs to be purged.
>>9755190
Thanks ,you can have my cooties in return.
>>9755165
hmm?
>>9755185
You're planning on going much louder I assume?
>>9755208
ur fukin dik needs to be purged
>>9755222
>instal train horn onto steering wheel
>put a steam engine on the back of your car
>pull up a plow on front bumper with vertical gaps
>???
>scare the shit out of everybody on the highway
>>9755210
Seems fair...
>>9755222
Nevermind
>>9755222
nah. i mean it would be nice, but half the time those things go off it's a false alarm. i already have an interrupt switch to the distributor coil wire. so if someone did try and steal it without flipping that switch, it would just crank and crank until the battery dies. actually there are two switches in series. one in the glovebox and one under the hood near the hood latch.
>>9755260
Kek, that'd be great
>>9755262
Righto
>>9755277
Sounds like a lot of effort, but I suppose in the area you live it's a necessary precaution
>>9755381
oh yeah. in the time we've been having this exchange, the car could have been stolen at least 50 times. those old GM cars are very easy to get into. then you just crack the steering column with a prybar to disengage the steering wheel lock. from there it's a simple thing to hotwire them.
>>9755423
I'd be wanting a kill switch too in that scenario
>>9755588
this why i like my other cars. no one would ever want to steal them. no one looks twice at them. they're basically urban camouflage in the sense that so many other cars look just like them, they blend in. but people will pull up next to me at traffic lights and start talking to me about the cutlass. i guess there aren't as many of them around as there used to be.
>>9755631
My cars a piece of shit.
It's not terrible functionality wise, new engine, and all that shit, but it's 16 years old now and looks it.
I should get a new one eventually.
>>9755820
haha, my newest vehicle is 17 years old.
i don't really like new cars. the more techno crap they put in there, the less i trust it.
>>9755857
That's true... despite that though, I really want a Tesla haha.
The s model is actually really cool
>>9756054
>Bio-Weapon Defense Mode
Very fancy.
>>9756097
haha yeah, they have an awesome amount of available features.
In aus if you get them with all the upgrades it winds up being about 300, 000 dollars.
>>9756185
I'd personally buy an average/cheap car for myself and save leftover money for spending on unnecessary amounts of computer equipment, lol
>>9756254
What's up bun?
>>9756294
Oh this is like an idiots dream.
I'll never be able to afford one.
>>9756302
Watching one last episode of ghost in the shell before bed.
>>9756254
Interrogator, are you married?
>>9756323
no....why?
>>9756314
Fair enough, goodnight bun.
>>9756323
Hey Aku, how're you?
>>9756330
Cause you're old and should have married by now!
>>9756335
Heya rap! How's the crippling depression?
>>9756349
I'm like a year or two older than you.....
>>9756349
Slightly less crippling.
Hows your day gone?
>>9756302
What if you get a well-paid job designing space shuttles... or something? You dunno. :P
>>9756369
With an employee discount at space x, just maybe~
>>9756354
Do not marry under any circumstance marry for another five years or so.
Also when did you graduate?
>>9756439
2011
Why are you so curious all of a sudden?
>>9756358
Oh it's been a pretty typical day. Feeling kinda lonely.
>>9756529
https://youtu.be/q_SfrtovqiE
>>9756529
You should find a lady friend to keep you company at night
Before bed song
https://youtu.be/OrpXSly9gHY
>>9756623
He swings for the other team now
>>9756450
I'm in an unusual mood that's very contrary to my usually calm and confident self. I'm having a lot more internal conversations that I imagine having with you guys, and that bothers me.
>>9756629
Rose is an exception.
>>9756644
Well I hope you and I are having good conversations in your head.
I'm for real going to bed now
>>9756629
It's shit.
Aku and Rose? What?
>>9756681
Goodnight Interrogator.
>>9756693
I'm not sure that's an actual thing
>>9756693
No.
>>9756714
>>9756721
I misunderstood. Thought the Bun was implying a relationship. Gonna go to sleep. Farewell.
>>9756749
He was.
Night Urhsy
>>9756775
I mean, I wouldn't mind the idea if we weren't on opposite sides of the country. That's not the only reason I wouldn't, but it's certainly the biggest one.
>>9756852
I didn't realise you were bi
>>9756902
I'm not... well, I'm not supposed to be.
>>9756921
Perhaps it's the lonliness talking?
>>9756929
I thought about that, but I still don't know what to think.
>>9756929
Anywho, how are you doing now that you're less than crippling depress?
>>9756921
That's how I was at first, now look at me
>>9756749
Good night
>>9757000
Ok.
I still get down over stupid shit like having to go to work, but it's nothing serious.
Although admittedly, it's not a decision I'm unhappy with
>>9757037
What decision is that?
>>9757045
right, so you're happy you chose to be bi?
>>9757051
Indeed, I've gotten really close to someone lately, I wouldn't say we're dating though, I dont think we'll ever get that far, but its nice to have someone to be close to in that kind of way
>>9757007
I'm not you. I still want to raise a family at some point without adoption or a surrogate.
Intercourse for the purpose of procreation is a mandatory objective of mine, reguardless of whatever turns me on at that point in my life.
>>9757066
Fair enouhg.
I'm straight as an arrow, and have zero interest in men to any degree.
>>9757074
I see
I'm sure you'll find someone out there, personally I dislike kids and I have an open mind about relationships in general
>>9757077
Understandable
>>9757087
It can be?
I'm not sure anymore
>>9757086
Yup.
>>9757087
Yes and no.
For men Sexuality tends to be more rigid, they're either something or they're not for instance.
Women tend to be more flexible, they'll do things with either gender more easily.
As far as I'm aware there's only evidence of there being biological factors for men being gay/bi, and none have thus far been observed in women.
>>9757087
It always was.
>>9757174
I totally remember how I am able to willingly control my erection to be sexually attracted to guys or girls or both at all times. How stupid of me to forget!
heading to bed, have a good one.
>>9757304
Rest well, friend
>>9757304
>>9755208
You narrow-minded, bigoted faggot. Anthro's better than anything. You must be one of those nasty-ass horse fuckers. Stay away from my shed!
>>9757926
>Anthro's better than anything
Not him, but why?
I woke up and no one left me any coffee lol, I am state of the art peeved.
>>9757988
*gives covfefe*
>>9758014
n-noo not the negative press covfefe
>>9757988
>peeved
https://youtu.be/H2UY0g9v2zE?t=9s
How the heck is the local newspaper still in business?
That means there's still a ton of people that literally pay to receive a tiny rectangle that's 90% ads and 2% actual news.
I thought surely they would go out of business but I guess some people just don't give a heck.
Good morning, horses
>>9758130
Morning! How're you?
>>9758130
wurst morning
>>9758130
Good morning, dude.
>>9758130
bo'!
>>9758130
how's it going smug?
>>9758855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_horse_(device)
>>9758905
>>9759006
hola
>>9759032
Como estas esta manana?
>>9759184
un poco cansado, pero feliz.
y tu? como estas?
>>9759225
Bien bien, media cansado porque le ha estado ayudando a mi mama donar ropa y cositas que no necesita.
>>9759249
por que donar?
tener una venta garage.
mucho dinero
>>9759314
Porque la ignorante tiene dos paredes llenas de ropa, eso no esta ni contando otra quarto en el piso segundo que tamien tieno ropa a lo desgraciado.
>>9759357
>tamien
tambien*
>>9759357
>tamien tieno
tambien tiene*....
>>9759381
one of the good ones finally showed up
>>9759357
dios mio, dos paredes‽
and you are also giving away clothes?
damelos!
anon es una perra salada
>>9759426
Yeah, I'll show you a pic some time, it's kind of ridiculous how much clothes she has. Yeah I'm also giving some away, no lol. it's old stuff
>>9759436
top kek
>>9759436
It's the truth
>>9759412
a..anon pls
>>9759426
>>9759459
Hello!
>>9759436
>perra salada
>=salty bitch
>salada
>=salad
wut
>>9759749
hi
>>9759797
How's it going Skitty?
>checked
>>9759863
trying to watch the alien movie but the connection to gomovies server is garbage and lagging out hard so I can't watch it atm.. nothing much..
and you?
>>9759797
Great shitty bitty two dolla tree fitty Texan! Spread your great flappy grandma arms and fly off into the cotton fields of nickless the dickless! That you might obtrusficate the true nature of the depravity you have visited upon yourself!
>>9759938
>obtrusficate
>>9759890
Hmm, you mean the new Alien movie or the old ones? I've watched all the originals ones, but not the new one yet... I usually download movies or series here as my internet is too potato to watch anything in HD quality without buffering every now and then
Oh I had breakfast, now having some coffee n chillin, they finally approved new internet prices and services here today, don't know when it will take effect though, the new plans are still laughable but better than nothing I suppose
>>9759938
you should consider https://i.imgur.com/JTe8qLT.gifv
Also, almost at img limit so new thread!
>>9760004
>>9760004
>>9760004
>>9759938
gramma pussy flaps?