Official pony thread. Fresh as can be!
if you see a grown man riding a bicycle it's a safe bet that he's got a DUI under his belt.
>>9759995
IT's an old one.
hmm, well hopefully you will have decent internet soon. That's gotta suck I think I'd get too frustrated to use the internet at that point.
>>9760020
And you should polish those knobs on the oven before the chicken throne laden on fingerpicking goodness laced with the dental floss of generations. I'm scooping up handfuls of ass all over my bunions for weeks, but things make a slow butt of myself.
There's this mewing cavern off on some spoiled milky marsh.
what the fuck i keep getting the spam thing
howdy Leader! i maed dis for the glory of chickun
Fuck what spam thing keep I getting the
>>9760234
nice. how's it going.
>>9760262
goin pretty good here. Howabout you?
>>9760277
going good. i might head to the junkyard in bit to look for some parts.
>>9760288
sounds like fun. Im just having some biscuits and gravy i made. What parts are you after?
>>9760234
This is amazing!
15'' buick lesabre rim
14"" trim ring
cutlass rally wheel center cap
2dr s10 blazer rear sway bar
307 v8 air cleaner wingnut
p21570R15 tire
and there's probably some other stuff on the list.
>>9760331
Her solid color dead eyes always kind of creeps me out.
>>9760331
glad you like it!
>>9760347
haha oh man you really go in there with a whole shopping list. hope you find at least some of that
>>9760048
How can you tell he's not RUI as well then?
also Hiya Smokey!
>>9760072
Yea, first one is the best, the 2nd was pretty good, the others were meh, and the newest one got 6.8 on imdb so it's looking like it wasn't so awesome as well
Yea, I'll try to make a comparison table between what I got now and what would benefit me the most from the new stuff... generally speaking it does suck here, given the amount of Full HD and above vids on the web today
>>9760363
Hiya Interrogator!
>>9760384
it's like a scavenger hunt.
i could look it up on the computer but what fun would that be?
>>9760221
lmfao tfw 4chan thinks you're too spam to post
>>9760397
it actually is possible to get a DUI on a bike or even a lawn mower.
>>9760397
How's it going canon?
>>9760403
sounds like a bit of a challenge for sure.
>>9760404
Wouldnt be the first time. Hows it going, you fantastic skitty?
>>9760423
this is true.
>>9760470
was doing some house cleaning, now i'm just reading a forum
>>9760363
>>9760423
I see they got all possible forms covered then, does it also include wheelchairs?
how's it going btw?
>>9760431
Doin' good, ate breakfast, had coffee, chillin atm, looking at the finally approved new internet plans here to see which one I should upgrade to
how bout u?
>>9760545
So what kind of lines do you have for internet?
>>9760503
sounds like fun, i got some junk to do later too, trying to puit it off. guessing its a techy kind of forum?
>>9760545
Hey Cancan!
>>9760614
yes, people are flipping their shit and fighting over how some software we all used is closed source and it's' funny to read.
>>9760640
Ok we'll go back.
>>9760628
ah I always enjoy a good shitstorm! have fun
>>9760640
Oh neat, you like MLP too? You should hang out with us. I'm Blewberry, what's your name?
>>9760671
No no blew, Anon wants us to leave, we should listen.
>>9760815
naw im pretty sure he just wants a hug. No one would be cruel enough to inflict our presence on an innocent board.
>>9760842
/trash/ is the purest most innocent board! It didn't have any ponies or furfags, degenerates or otherwise until we showed up here yesterday. It's obvious we're ruining a totally cancer-free board with all this cancer that's started springing up for the past year or so all over the board.
>>9760953
>>9760953
So what did you and I talk about while I was gone?
>>9761093
fillies
>>9761093
Nothing. I'm trying not to think. Shhh.
>>9761190
>>9761347
Dude yeast.
>>9760582
Crappy copper lines, which the company says they'll start rolling out FTTC for areas who can't get more than 4Mbit/s (me included), which is why when I compare my current plan(2mb unlimited), it seems my best choice is to get the 4mb unlimited, while +$10 extra, atleast I won't have to worry about the cap and will be able to update games n all that, plus, I might not have another choice if my line is this bad, and it could take till September till they put that FTTC thing in my area
>>9760614
Hiya Blewewewew!
how's u?
>>9761398
im a good, howabout you?
>>9761398
Hey CaNoN! Made this for you.
>>9761456
Doin' good meself, just chillin n enjoying some yummy sweets!
>>9761567
Hiya Urshula!!
hahaha nice one!
how's u? :3
>>9761398
Neat, I have fiber straight into my apartment.
>>9761631
What's ur speed like?
>inb4 1Gbit/s
>>9761630
oooh what do you got? sounds tasty
>>9761630
I'm fine. Eating real quick then I've gotta go do chores. Congrats on the potential speed upgrade! :P
>>9761668
100MBPS Iowa is trying to do the same thing they did with its power grid back in the day. They installed a bunch of high quality power lines everywhere back in the day and now they are trying that same tactic with fiber by offering tax incentives to telecom companies. So a lot of out of town gravel road properties have access to fiber now.
>>9761819
So, country living with high speed internet?
*raises katana*
*teleports behind you*
>>9761819
what part of iowa (or just roundabout, not looking for personal info) are you in and who's your provider? my friend out there is DYING of slow speeds and lag.
>>9762059
Yes, go run your server farm out on your acreage.
>>9762122
Do you have steam?
>>9762108
>>9762215
I do but I'm never on it. You can email me though, [email protected]
>>9762108
Have you started playing starcraft 2 yet?
>>9762427
No. Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0M8pZnNlnI
Most alien bird I've ever seen/heard
>>9761681
Oh just Qatayef and cheese othmaliye, with sugar syrup ofcourse!
>>9761692
Have a good day, and thx :3
>>9761819
Well you're light years head of anyone in my country lol
The only connections we have here is pretty much copper and cable, but some companies use microwave systems that do push out good speeds...so far we only have fiber connected between exchange offices here, and recently they started deploying fiber to universities, hospitals, and the such, and as I said they're planning to deploy FTTC later to help customers who can't get the higher speeds due to the distance...don't know if we'll ever have true FTTH here.. I mean, the country is a dot on the map, but I guess the expenses is the main obstacle
>>9762439
It seems like you've not been hanging out here to often. I guess you could just be lurking and not posting too.
>>9762546
Busy.
>>9762556
Did your quota get increased or something?
>>9762582
It does not work like that.
>>9762596
How does it work?
>>9762427
thanks m8
>>9762441
that sounds nommable!
>>9762616
Are you a day trader?
>>9762629
No.
>>9762665
Do you own a record player and vinyls?
>>9762765
Nope.
>>9762799
Surprising, how much music do you own or do you just use services like spotify?
suddenly sweetie belle
>>9763089
>>9763089
>>9763156
gross
>>9763167
now that's what we like to see
>>>/a/158222746
>>9763184
>foot licking is acceptable but a safely padded tiny pony dis not.
you are the weirdest
>>9763184
>>9763224
I'd prefer cunt licking but whatyagonnado
>>9763230
so you like sweetie belle do you
>>9763224
>>foot
That's a hoof
Hooves are great
Feet are eh
>>9763215
You should go there and read the other two posts.
>>9763247
Maybe it is Sweetie Belle who likes you
>>9763269
well, she didn't tell any adults as promised
that's a good sign
>>9763263
I bet that is the same guy that told you to stop posting her the other day.
>>9763292
>>9763307
There was a least 2 of them that knew of my postings, since the other guy was like "oh that guy with the edited pony op?".
They're going to love Blews pic I bet.
>>9763341
I'd roast that marshmallow
>>9763355
You know what they would love?
If you gave me that folder so I could post bun in your absence.
>>9763366
>>9763369
Why do you and darwin want my buns so badly?
>>9762918
I do not buy music.
>>9763416
It is a great honor to receive someone's folder.
>>9763380
>>9763462
>>9763481
iwtcisb
>>9763435
Well I'll let you get back to work since it seems like your busy.
>>9763495
>>9763568
she wants it too
>>9763582
If you weren't such a big huge pedofile I'd invite you round for spankies
Today, a man at my university was arrested for trying to take photos of another man in a bathroom stall in the library. Wat.
>>9763582
>>9763645
well that just sounds awful
>>9763657
It's very kind of the police to let you post here.
>>9763657
That isn't very good now is it
>>9763674
Are you going to help rita get namesync working and is he going to post here more when you go back?
>>9763709
It's only of problems because i am onphone.
When he leaves i'll be back to desktop fulltime.
>>9763674
maybe I could spank the pedofile out of you. Or turn your buttocks into a musical instrument, asses make great drums and trumpets
huh, unfortunate timing for that post
>>9763457
Why is that?
>>9763657
why the fuck would you take out a camera in a public bathroom lmao
I put tape on both the front and back camera on my iphone
i don't trust it
no one gives a shit
>>9763886
you cared enough to read it tho
>>9763790
This is simply how I feel.
Perhaps because they did all the work themselves, yet bothered to upload and bestow it to me upon my request.
I hope you get banned from that /a/ thread btw.
>>9763958
Why would I get banned?
>>9763965
Disgusting avatarfaggery.
>>9763973
The mods wouldn't be able to tell since I'm just posting stuff from the manga and fan art.
>>9764000
Let me know when the folder is done uploading.
>>9764016
It's a wip so I can't upload something that isn't finished.
I hope mad anon shows up soon and sees my posts in that thread.
>>9764088
That is understandable. I'll wait.
Hopefully he gives you a stern talking to.
>>9764165
>gives skitty some attention
>>9764196
I did NOT ask for this
>>9764352
Your right, but your heart and soul was asking for it.
>>9763689
Wasn't me, lol. I've been at home all day.
>>9763701
Lots of silly people out there.
>>9763812
Likely used a phone. Still retarded.
>>9764752
How are you doing this fine day, do you have any plans?
>>9764752
>>9764827
drink more chai latte
>>9764839
!!!
>>9763192
>/a/ senpai noticed
>>9764925
Speaking of explanation marks, nice lil reverse you got there on your trip
>>9765031
speaking of tripcodes, i no longer has yours
>explanation marks
Excuse me my dear anons. Can I just pls have some flutters pussy?
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!
>>9765198
Anglish no his forte
>>9765126
Oh, you found it using another trip with the same result I remember, wonder if I still have that one somewhere
>>9765198
amon pls
>>9765230
Hi Azzy!
Hek
>>9765380
How are you and your kitty pasta?
>>9765404
I'm alright, my cat is probably asleep somewhere in the house
>>9765218
https://e621.net/post?tags=fluttershy_%28mlp%29+pussy+score%3A%3E%3D75
>>9765288
:3
>>9765288
Heya Ursh
>>9765431
I also like chai lattes, except I usually get them iced.
>>9765380
Hiya Moonie!!
>>9765392
In Arabic the pronunciation of "Hek" means "this/that"
>>9765431
Couldn't find it, sadly the tripcode site that I test trips on doesn't save in history when you input a code
>>9765551
Hey there canon, things going alright for you?
>>9765565
I'm doin' good, had dinner, and now an actual cannon and prayer marked the beginning of fasting, it's a pretty nice almost full moon tonight
how bout your side?
>>9765492
iced chai latte is nom!
>>9765551
I used to know a good bit of egyptian arabic, didnt know that though... now just about all I remember is Shokran, Mahattat al baas, and a few culinary related terms Tabbach chief among them
>>9765551
Is English not your native language?
>>9765551
What's the point of "testing" a trip?
>>9765607
Sounds really nice
I ruined my sleep schedule again, and at the moment I'm playing cave story
So some hooligan does not make you use one that says something embarrassing.
>>9765607
Also, nice Moondancer
>>9765551
o well
>>9765648
Who would spend the time to generate a joke trip though?
>>9765613
Yea, not easy to remember some stuff if you haven't heard them in a while
>>9765617
While not my first language, I have been studying it for as long as I remember and also back in school I was studying under an American system...so pretty much all my courses were primarily in English
>>9765633
This answer >>9765648 should suffice nicely lel
>>9765662
Yeah, found that on the 1st page of db, nice lil catch :P
>>9765675
>>9765720
very true haha in Egypt I had to speak Arabic a lot even though theres a lot of English speakers there, generally you want to hang around with the people who dont speak English if you're a tourist.
>>9765418
hold this for me
>>9765720
Do you drink soda and if you do what kind do you like?
>>9765762
>hold this for me
The image? it looks the same as the one I posted
>>9765768
This is an example of why you use a tripcode tester >>9765762
>>9765784
>>9765784
>>9765815
>>9765817
I'm a derp, he meant the trip
>>9765825
Kek
>>9765825
no, i did plastic surgery on the picture, that is my actual* tripcode password
>>9765815
What's wrong with horsecocks?
>>9765854
Confirmed.
>>9765856
Nuthin'... not really my thing.
>>9765758
Yeah, also nice thing is if you travel to another country that has an Arabic speaking population, they'll still understand the dialect, gets a bit more difficult if you go to certain regions where they got more isolated dialects though
>>9765768
Sadly we're got very limited options in my city, so I'd have to settle with 7up and while I prefer Coca-cola than Pepsi, they simply aren't importing it into my city due to some disagreement the company had with distributors so I gotta settle with that, there's also those multi-flavored Fanta stuff, but I hate those, and then there's energy drinks but I absolutely hate those. I bet you got tons of variety where you're at.
>>9765854
>>9765871
Jokes on you I like horsecocks
>>9765897
it's my thing
>>9765963
nice
Every time somebody switches tripcodes their name and trip are assigned a different color by my tripcolorizer script. It's kinda neat.
>>9765925
If I would have asked this before lunch break I would have gone to the gas station and taken a picture. I still might do it after work though.
>>9765993
>>9741150
>>9766032
>Default green
>>9766059
oak: now's not the time to use this
>>9766032
Does it go back to normal once I start using my normal trip?
>>9766086
What's your favorite/preferred color, Azzy? I know it doesn't matter on your end, but still...
>>9766134
Yep! Each trip has its own color. New trips are given a color at random. The only problem is the newest post isn't colored at first until another post is made or I click on a quotelink.
>>9766175
What color am I currently?
>>9766175
2eeeee
>>9766301
Sort of an off-white
> #d3d3d3
>>9766366
>>9766429
What's your favorite alcoholic drink ursh?
>>9766496
dicks dipped in vodka.
>>9766496
Either hard soda or... vodka. Just vodka.
>>9766429
thx bae
>>9766496
assuming htis is an open question, im something of a bartender. my favorite would probably be a really nice country style hard iced tea I make.
>>9766528 (*boop*)
>>9766134 (*boop*)
>>9765925 (*boop*)
>>9766496 (*boop*)
This is the script, btw: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/28486-tripcolor
>>9766541
No problem!
>>9766600
That's a lot of alcohol.
>>9766625
>>9766625 (*boop*)
>>9766625
Sup
>>9766641
yeah its a little bit
get?
>>9766625
*headpats*
If I get married, does that mean that I can't spend all of my free time on vidya, interwebs and books?
Is the trade really worth it?
>>9766625
>>9766631
How old are you two?
>>9766727
Hey Gaufre!
>does that mean that I can't spend all of my free time on vidya, interwebs and books?
Not necessarily, but you may have to spend your free time in the company of your spouse.
>Is the trade really worth it?
Up to you to decide.
>>9766749
Dunno if I feel like answering that...
>>9766727
Only if you marry someone that makes shit tons of money and is willing to let you be a stay at home dad.
>>9766727
clearly not, especially if its to a grill. they're weird.
>>9766625
Back, was playing some memewatch
>>9766905
Are you going to post your battle tag? Unless of course your playing on console.
>>9766749
4
>>9766701
:3
>>9766662
is it still blue in >>9766625 ?
>>9766682
rarity
>>9766905
funfun
>>9766834
The girl in which I'm interested only reads trash and only browses normal websites.
It seems that I ave reached a dilemma.
Maybe I'll get friendzoned and I won't have to decide.
>>9766905
That game only makes me miss tf2.
>>9767015
>He changed trips
>>9766942
Here, but I've just recently began playing this game, and even with that I barely have proper time to play it
>>9767015
yesyes
>>9767063
I never really played tf2 that much, but I remember when my friend first showed me the game, I told him "man, this looks like tf2!" and he didn't know how to answer cuz he's never played tf2 before
>>9767172
Stop lurking and get back to work.
>>9767015
Yes
>>9767228
Stopped about an hour ago.
>>9767239
How often do you have people come over and hangout at your place?
>>9767161
>>9767297
Seldom. I do not want them here.
>>9767225
Do you think you'll ever come visit the US and could you post a picture of yourself or the contents of your refrigerator?
>>9767316
Why don't you want your friends over at your place?
>>9767361
>Cleaning
>>9767237
best blue
>>9767379
Are your friends messy people?
>>9767420
Can be. I also want to have the option to leave when I am done being around people.
>>9767409
Indeed
>>9767225
>>9767327
Perhaps...would be nice if I could
no...I only showed a pic of myself to someone who stopped posting 4 or 5 years ago
interesting last request, might be able to do that, but too tired atm
>>9767481
Interestingly I just stumbled upon this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCxWrWtCqM
>>9767481
You should post a picture of the contents of your refrigerator or the desk you post from.
>>9767455
What kind of things do you and your friends talk about?
Need sleeps, Nighty all!
>>9767793
You know what the answer to this will be.
>>9767806
Goodnight CaNoN!
>>9767806
Goodnight sleep well.
>>9767807
No I don't, so you should tell me in great detail.
>>9767849
Stuff.
>>9767806
ninite
>>9767860
Could you post a picture of thd inside of your microwave?
>>9767989
No.
What the fuck are these requests
>>9767737
nah
I try to think that they are no more inane than most of his questions.
>>9767997
i think you should. we'd all like to see. you dont have a naughty, dirty microwave, do you?
>>9767989
Could you post a picture of your left eye?
>>9767989
could you upload your interrogation documents?
>>9768090
>won't even give me his age
>>9768166
Idk are you going to give me anything to put in it about you?
>>9768179
Early 20s is the best you're gonna get.
Could you upload your Nanachi folder?
>>9768242
I have before.
>>9768263
>thumbnails
>>9768453
How's it going raptor?
>>9768453
How was work? How're you? How's life?
>>9768535
>>9768528
>gives skitty some more attention
>>9768528
>>9768492
It's going ok, yourself?
>>9768512
Works ok, I'm ok, lifes life.
How're you?
>>9768677
I'm doing fine azzy decided to use my name today.
>>9768677
I'm fine.
Pic related is for you. Captured at 720p because I didn't feel like loading 1080p to find the right frame.
>>9768766
Kek true.
>>9768800
Thanks Urshy~
Whatchya up to?
>>9768865
Avatarfagging as Trixie and seeking entertainment. What're you up to?
>>9768865
It's nice to know that Azzy admirers me so much he even wants to take on my name.
>>9768998
you should add that to your diary
>>9768998
Give me your trips. I'll use them for you.
>>9768997
I just got home and am kinda just mulling about.
I'm watching youtube now, but I still feel kinda down overall.
I dunno, I'll be right.
>>9768998
Is that how you truly feel?
>>9769064
>>9769179
Ah, okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0
>>9769179
Yes of course, so do you mostly just watch alt-right stuff on youtube?
>>9769315
I don't watch any alt right stuff on youtube.
>>9769287
mhmm
>>9769315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0O3RzohOc
>>9769417
So what do you watch on youtube?
Tell him you watch "stuff"; he loves that.
>>9769417
I've a handful of funny YouTube vids. Would those cheer you up?
>>9769461
When was the last time you had a serious illness and what was it.
>>9769489
I had a cold in December. That was pretty brutal.
I havent been sick in a long time
I've never been sick.
>>9769500
How often do you have to see your doctor and therapist?
>>9769561
Rarely.
>>9769557
>>9769554
It's hard to get sick when your shut -ins
>statements discarded
>>9769287
>>9769681
Oh, thanks!
Never group link me.
>>9769717
Gives skitty even more attention
>>9769575
>>9769721
Why?
>>9769714
youre welcome. Fun fact: I printed some of those out and stuck them to lamp posts around my town back in 2013
>>9769435
A lot of different things, I don't really have a succinct answer for that.
>>9769468
It's ok Urshy, I'll be alright~
>>9769717
can you post pictures of your liscence and registration?
>>9769776
What are the top 3 channels you look forward to uploads from.
https://xkcd.com/1217/
>>9769816
Dunky, katherine of sky, totalbiscuit probably.
>>9760004
check out mlpol.net instead of posting in the trash it's a nicer place.
>>9769767
Perfect!
>>9769776
Ok~
>>9769788
So what country and state/provenience do you live in?
>>9769913
>the gloves
haha i love it!
New.
>>9769999
>>9769999
>>9769999
>>9769999
>>9769999